I love the era of Classic Who with Jamie and the Second Doctor because to everyone they encounter it seems like Jamie is the reasonable level headed one with his dry wit and his exasperation at Two’s inability to drive, compared to Two’s silliness and clumsy fumbling of switches and artifacts. But then something happens and they just see Jamie go absolutely berserk. Everything will be chill and then it’s like
Someone: “You all are now my prisoners. But I’m a reasonable man, so if you all just cooperate I may-“
i love isobel petting jamie and talking to him like you would talk to a dog okay that sounded slightly hornier than i meant it to but sure i'll mean it that way too
To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.
This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.
Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!