#AJUMMAS

[flowersosa]

I GET TO DM A CAMPAIGN WHERE MY PLAYERS ARE A BUNCH OF OLD LADIES TRYING TO SAVE THEIR VILLAGE!!!!

AHHHHH THIS IS MY FUCJING JAM!

#dnd campaign #dungeons and dragons #dungeon master #dm #OLD LADY GANG #AJUMMAS #PLZ LORD #WILL THEY DO PILATES? #low key

[applejongho]

i think there's something to be said for jongho loving to be around ajummas/older women and for them loving when he's around. he's such a classic and old soul and I think that's why they both have such a mutual love for each other

#just thinking about those times where ateez is thrown in w groups of ajummas and jongho just sits there and sings for them and they #adore him #it's so endearing and cute #or that one time jongho was in that crowd of ajummas to watch someone perform (??) and he got onto the stage and they all shouted his name #like 'jongho fighting!' #rly cute #apple lady words #anyways back to the horrors

[camifornilla]

I stan queen Ji Won. Call that rude ass bitch Old Woman to her face and throw her son around like a RAG DOLL!

#she TOSSED him! #THREW him! #ITS WHAT HIS CHEATIN MURDERING ABUSIVE PUNK ASS DESERVED #Marry My Husband #Marry My Husband Kdrama #Kdrama #Kdramas #Amazon’s translation was to Lady which is aight but I think the literal translation would’ve worked better #(at least that’s what my friend from hs told me ajumma translated to literally)

[whenthegoldrays]

HOOOLY. THE FAMILY DINNER WAS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN IN CINEMA EVER

#SHE SAID 'AJUMMA' #SHE FLIPPED THAT BOI THROUGH THE AIR #my icon my queen #marry my husband #episode 9 #elly's posts

[xekstrin]

I've been so busy having a gay meltdown I forgot today is an important day! VOW bought an ad on Fated Mates! eeeeeeeeee!

You can do me a solid by listening to the episode

and of course buying Longsummer! But you’ve already done that, right?!?

#truly what ajumma pussy does to a motherfucker #I forgot about my own damn ad! #a signal boost would be greatly appreciated #longsummer nights #fated mates #[waves] I am arson kidder

[bdor1995]

Karin funger cosplay is coming along

#waiting for my shoes wig and prop gun to arrive #and then i will test make up when i can -_- #in the meantime check out my leopard print ajumma slippers LMAO #fear and hunger #sorry for the bad lighting i live in a cave #hopefully ill have my shit together in time for otakon #termina #fear and hunger termina

[imsailorpluto]

Yim Si-wan as Ahn Dae-beom SUMMER STRIKE (2022)

#summer strike #아무것도 하고 싶지 않아 #kdrama #yim siwan #dae beom #summer strike ep 1 #i'm falling for this mellow cutie aaaaaa #this scene is so ... perfect #so ajumma knocks the apples down and runs away #he's there like: omo omo eotteoke well guess i have to fix that #it's his 2nd scene and i'm already smitten #he can take all of my possessions #and my heart and soul too it's completely fine #this character screams ''written by a woman'' in the 1st ep already #come on how is that even possible #somebody please do him justice and gif these properly (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) #imsailorpluto #fav scene

[lesbiansloveseokjin]

day 31/547 of hobi's military service

this selca was posted on 130818, with the caption:

ARMY everyone!! It’s Hobi @-@ I really miss you all~.~ You all must be getting hungry at this time, huh ?? Here, have an egg cookie \@.@/

(trans cr: Juliana @ bts-trans)

this bangtan bomb of hopekook rapping + dancing with joon was posted that day:

#2013 ​hopekook rapping together has cured my mental illness #also i need you all to know that according to bts-trans hobi has ajumma aegyo #cutest fucking thing i ever read #hoseok #hopekook #jhope military countdown #130818 #trackofthesoul #Youtube

[aliceisathome]

OK chaps, in The Eighth Sense eps 3, 4 and 5 I am stressed. Bad things are going to happen I just know it. Jae Won might be popular and rich but he has some shitty friends (one in particular - Tae Hyung, I'm looking at you - who is jealous and obsessed with his family wealth and standing). He's also an absolutely classic chaotic closeted bi who is being kind of a dick to our little bean by kissing and flirting and then withdrawing again. Interestingly it's our shy country boy who knows his sexuality and what (and who) he wants.

Some excellent kissing btw - esp for a KBL

So - characters who need the snot slapping out of them - the aforementioned Tae Hyung who is a dick and our ex faen who is a jealous bitch. They should get together and make each other miserable. Fingers crossed.

At least there are some splendid female friends; the restaurant ajumma*, Yoon Won and Ae Ri are all great. *I was delighted when she faced down Eun Ji after she jerked Ji Hyun around at work. Tae Hyung is a bit of a coward though - the reveal that he'd seen aforementioned jerking around and hadn't come into the restaurant, preferring to hang around outside to avoid any hassle was a GIANT RED FLAG. I suspect this cowardice will come back to bite us later on.

#korean bl #asianlgbtqdramas #The Eighth Sense #Jae Won x Ji Hyun #I'm getting distinct TMS vibes from this one #this is not a bad thing #Someone send pork restaurant ajumma round to smack Jae Won's father with a skillet please

[growingwithem]

#i wanted to make this since i saw him wearing it so here we are 🤧 #the only ajumma i want in my life <3 #mine: photos #eunhyuk #hyukjae #lee hyukjae #super junior #suju #kpop #barbie #ajumma #ss9 #ss9 encore

[warmsierramist]

people are kind to me…life is worth living again

#the ajumma at wi spa gave me extra kimchi when i asked #also the bus driver let me on for free #also a car with a one direction plate tried to run me over

[dictee]

killing her

#Scream my ajumma ass slipper at the bottom .

[masckarlach]

love battery was made for me tbh

#LVOE THAT DAMN SONG CALL ME AJUMMA ROBIN!

[brain-bubbles-stuff]

Mrs Eom *cutting and seasoning a freshly killed ajumma* : cooking like a chef I'm a five star Michelin

#sfh #strangers from hell #strangers from hell incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mjjw #seo moonjo #eom beok-soon #ajumma #stray kids #cooking like a chef im a five star michelin #gods menu #lee felix #stray kids felix #hell is other people

[cxnvicts]

hello ajumma chameleon

       A brief chuckle. Then, ❝ Pardon? ❞

#YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HER AJUMMA YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK. #SHE'S ONLY 26 TO BE CALLED AUNTIE #╰ * 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑶𝑵 ： in character.

[jungjangnim]

ajumma chameleon

i promise you all, it's not what it seems. a non-mania au story.

Well, this is Iron's house, alright.

Yoo-jung took a few breaths before ringing the doorbell. Anne wanted her to babysit Alaina and Victoria for a while. All three were on 26-hour shifts at Banyan, and Yoo-jung was honestly sorry for them. She could never stand that kind of stress; talking to people daily, taking care of sick patients, handling the loss of some… yeah, no.

Besides, she has met Alaina and Victoria before. She knows where to take them now.

Kyung-mi greeted her at the entrance. "Hello, Yoo-jung," she said in Korean; bows were exchanged between the two. "Welcome to my humble abode, I suppose."

"Damn, Kyung-mi, never thought your shared fuckhouse would be this simple," Yoo-jung commented. 

"Not a fuckhouse, Yoo-jung. We’re too busy for that. Come on in; Iron and Anne are waiting for you."

And sure enough, they were. All three were dressed in coats—look, it's winter, we're all freezing here—but she was sure enough that their scrubs were underneath. Alaina and Victoria played a bit of Just Dance in the living room per Yoo-jung's recommendation. It seemed Yoo-jung would be shelling out money for Just Dance 2023, but hey, anything to keep her godchildren happy.

"Chateau Banyan, absolutely beautiful," she commented. It was genuine. "Any specific instructions for the two, Iron?"

"Is 'don't let them die' an appropriate instruction?" Iron replied.

"Iron, you know your daughters have special needs that I need to take care of, otherwise I'll make them go ham on the house and destroy everything."

Iron sighed. "Well, you know about Victoria's chronic illness. Just make her take these medications at the appropriate time. Alexa will sound an alarm when it is time." She hands over Victoria's pill box to Yoo-jung. "And Alaina... she'll know what to do. Just remind her to take her supplements from time to time."

"Copy that, Doctor."

"Ajumma will discuss your wages next," Iron said, gesturing to Kyung-mi. The latter decided to whack the former. "You! I'm not that old, you piece of shit!"

"Well, you definitely look older than the rest of us," she quips. 

"You--"

"No fighting in front of the guest," Anne's voice rang from the kitchen. "Honey, the rates. Yoojee deserves to know her payment for babysitting our kids."

Yoojee?

Kyung-mi sighed, then turned to the poor Ph.D. student. "Here's your rate. I'll pay you 30 DisCoins an hour, with an additional 100 to forget where I live."

"Mrs. Young," Yoo-jung replies, "I am good friends with Iron. I unfortunately know where you live."

Silence. "I'll bump it to 350."

"Ajumma, I can teach Iron more Korean to spite you."

Kyung-mi takes a deep breath. "You're lucky Anne likes you. Okay, fine. 30 an hour, plus 500 as a convenience fee. If you stop teaching Iron anything terrible, I'll take you to a research seminar."

"No promises."

"You--"

"Camille, my love! We're going to be late!" Anne shouted from outside. Kyung-mi replied with a loud Coming! before grabbing her stuff and rushing out. 

"Alaina, Victoria, let's see your parents off," Yoo-jung said, and the two readily complied, grabbing her hands before she led them outside. "Kyung-mi ajumma, I'll take care of the kids!"

"Fuck you, Yoo-jung!" And off they went.

Yoo-jung let out a bit of a snicker before turning to the kids. "I have a big surprise for the both of you. Get changed."

It was the first-ever Korean kids' cafe in DisCity.

The owners were famous in the vlogging world; they have always visited kids' cafes in every city they go to. DisCity was one of the few metropolises that didn't have such facilities. Yet, they couldn't just broadcast it to the world. With Keylan being a haven for runaways, the government made it imperative that nothing about the country gets out and that everything sent outside must be done through secure channels.

It might sound like hell, but it's heaven on earth for the lost. Yoo-jung knew it well, and so did her hosts. And she will do anything in her power so that Alaina and Victoria will also partake in heaven's blessings.

Which led them to this kids' cafe.

Alaina and Victoria's eyes widened once they saw the colorful cafe. It's a mini-city with a hospital, supermarket, mall, and anything you might ever need. The place is a bit empty, considering they went out on a Wednesday. It is perfect for Alaina and Victoria with their physical limitations.

(Yoo-jung paid extra for the staff to sanitize the place beforehand. It was a steep price; luckily, a quick call to the Countess was all it took.)

"Yoo-jung eonni, this place is beautiful!" Alaina exclaimed before hugging her. "Thank you for taking us here... never saw this kind of place before..."

"It's so... colorful..." Victoria spoke in hushed tones. "We'll get... to have fun... right?"

"Of course, darling." Yoo-jung pulled Victoria close to her. "I brought you here so you can taste what the world has to offer." So that you may have the childhood that I never had.

"But... Mommy gets angry when we get noisy..."

"Shh." She pats Victoria's head. "Go crazy. Just remember to be mindful of your health. I'll be watching."

And after that, they're off.

(Iron, Anne, and Kyung-mi came home to the three passed out in the living room at six in the morning. Perhaps they had loads of fun... It's indeed an excellent idea to let Yoo-jung lose with childcare.)

#path to nowhere #yes. i started ajumma chameleon #at least on tumblr #my friend eggy actually started it #im just being an agent of chaos #無期迷途 #무기미도