#ALSO also misako fucking sucks

[pinkconkonut]

thinking about (and crying over) how when garmadon literally had EVIL flowing through his veins, he still loved and cared for his son very much

#journal #ninjago #god... #literally the best dad in the entire series and hes the antagonist for multiple seasons #king shit #also im sure he WANTED to be there for lloyd but couldnt since he was sent to the underworld by wu #ALSO also misako fucking sucks #was able to be there for her son in the absence of his father and STILL decided to abandon him #'ooh but jt was bc she didnt want lloyd to have to fight him' if she knew that she COULDVE TOLD WU SHE KNEW #god i fucking hate misako #garm on the other hand... absolute chad of a dilf who actually loves his kid <3

[parachutingkitten]

My biggest ninjago sin? This is an old one but I genuinely hated Pixal when she was first introduced. I love her now but as a kid I think I synonymized her existence with the love triangle (which I despised with the passion a 10 year old jaya shipper could) and thought her relationship with Zane was pointless and forced

I now love Pixane but yeah that was a funny time. Didn't help that I had a (now scrapped) OC who I shipped with Zane

Other than that uhhhhhhhh idk I really like Misako

I was neutral to her at first, then rejoined the fandom and grew to hate her, but now I defend her. Like yeah she abandoned Lloyd but I think her wanting to protect him comes from a genuine place of trauma. Her husband figging DISAPPEARED leaving her with a baby child and she had to pick up the pieces, plus realizing that Lloyd was the Chosen One had to fuck her up because she does seem to love Garmadon, love triangle antics aside, and she does seem to love Lloyd, so like... i also would lock myself up in a museum trying to figure out how to stop the two people i love the most from trying to murder each other some day

And when the time came for her to see Lloyd again, she's guilty for leaving him and wants to reform her relationship with him. When Garmadon turns good again, she doesn't hesitate to join him in running a monastery. She loves them both so much and yeah she makes some potentially questionable decisions but at the end of the day she's just a mortal woman who fell in love with a guy with evil juice in his blood and gave birth to Chosen King idk what people want from her

Aside from all of that the writers just suck at writing her too. She deserved to be a badass but that's not even a hot take

Can I make a confession? I hated pixal on my first watch too. The relationship is pretty forced and dumb. But- I watched when the episodes leaked in a different language, and when I finally watched in English, the performances completely won me over. Pixal is badly written. You are correct. But there is much more to a character than what the writers see in them. The fact that you linked her with the love triangle is a little sacrilege though.

Your misako take is completely fine. No sin there.

You are forgiven, but if I may be so bold as to do some self promotion, give this video a watch to keep your pix appreciating receptors sharp:

#you are forgiven #ninjago #asks #give me your sins #warning: shameless self promotion

[allofthebees]

i can't remember if you've ever said anything about it before but as the resident Ronin Enjoyer do you have any thoughts on some of the more irredeemable or straight up bad parts of his writing (i.e. what he did to zane in skybound and possibly ToE? but mainly the one thing with nya. like i'm not gonna fault anyone for not liking him but i personally feel like that never should've been written in in the first place and it sucks seeing people act like liking him is a sin. you know :/)

Ronin my guy my scrungle he is not the best man but also he suffers from bad writing lol. The Nya thing.... As much as I personally prefer to pretend it didn't happen because it feels like in the early days of Ninjago the writers consistently kept forgetting that she's supposed to be a minor (SKYBOUND) as well as making her face the occasional casual sexual harassment/assault (evil Jay forcefully kissing her), this is actually consistent with Ronin's character because:

Yeah.

Granted, the reason I prefer to ignore this aspect of him is because it's just plain stupid and he gets no real backlash from it in canon. And with Misako it's very much out of nowhere and Ronin doesn't even seem like he's interested. He erased her memories to pit her against the ninja and nothing else, but for some reason it was decided she should be putting her hands all over him like that 💀 However, I don't blame people for looking at this and deciding he's unlikable for it.

With the Zane stuff, I look at him taking Zane and Pixal to Chen's as something he had no other choice to do. It's kinda confirmed in the book Way of the Departed that it's the case (though my own reasoning is a bit different compared to the book), but at the same time, this was during a time he was a bit more eviler lol. So if he did this with evil intent then well he's grown since then at least.

As for what he did to Zane in Skybound, tbh fucked up and I'm glad it was technically undone. But Zane and Pixal were also kinda treated like objects that season in general too. The way Zane treated Pixal, the general existence and then complete dismissal of Echo, and whole thing with the Mechanic.... not great.

For me, personally I see Ronin as a tech lover who loves R.E.X so much he considers it a person, and by extension would respect Zane and Pixal in that regard, especially after befriending them but that's just me 🤷

But tbh there is something Ronin has done that is far more heinous than being robophobic and a creep, and that's what he did to the Islanders. I do not like season and what it did to him. Of all the people he goes and robs, it's the isolated people no one knows exists lmao. He doesn't just take their money, he takes their food, and takes so much they resort to human sacrifice. Like what the fuck. This felt more like something maybe SoR Ronin would do. And he was treated more like a common villain with no real history with the ninja at the end, too.

I don't wanna fully say it's out of character for Ronin to rob an entire island of people though, because I do feel like if desperate enough, he would go back to how he was before. I don't think he's above betraying the ninja, or hurting innocents because we've been shown he's afraid of dying (or at least going to super hell lmao) and is overall untrustworthy. But the thing is, he was fine! He had a deal with the Commissioner and was doing fine! Why make him do this, and then arrest him with the very people he used and put back in prison himself and then have him be just.... totally fine and friends with everyone again, prisoners and ninja alike lmao. It's bad writing to me. And after his development and and his relationship with the ninja, it seems very ill fitting to have him be the one lead the prisoners on the island when the Mechanic and/or Ultra Violet are right there.

So yeah I mean, if people don't like him I get it. At face value he is not a great guy lol. But for me there's a lot to like about him just because I really like his type of character when done well. He was a great influence for Nya and I love their relationship. He just suffers from poor writing just like.... every other character in this show 💀

And people better not be harassing or hating on others for liking a goddamn LEGO of all things. Please there are real problems to have. I'll continue loving Ronin regardless if others consider it a crime to lol I'm a grown bitch and can do whatever I want ❤️

#ask #ninjago #ronin ninjago #ninjago ronin #to me season 5+7 is like almost perfect ronin to me #i love him is sor tho he's such a little shit

[amigac0debasic13]

inhaling so heavily so so heavily,, hey guys its me im back. ninjago. This is just a huge rant about me HATING how trauma is handled in this show. ignore this if you do not want to see my HORRORS.

WHY. IS TRAUMA NOT A FUCKING THING IN THIS STUPID ASS SHOW. Im on another rewatch because im FUCKING INSANE but it drives me actually mad that there are so many downright horrific things that happen to these characters that are just NEVER addressed. lets talkabout the fucking first one that caught my eye when I was first watching the show!!! Im basically going from least infuriating to most infuriating, im trying to cut this show some slack but dear god. !!WHY IS COLE OKAY MAN. HE LITERALLY DIEEED. HE TURNED INTO A GHOST. listen Iknow ninjago death means nothing, and im going to talk about that too but he literally could have ceased to exist if he so much as touched water. after he got his body back, why was this never FUCKING mentioned. I think. if I was in a perpetual state of being horrified my existence would amount to nothing and id just stop BEING when I touched some clear shit coming out of my sink id be pretty scarred for life. I loved possession man, but this happened to TWO CHARACTERS. TWOOO. AND THE OTHER CHARACTER IS LLOYD. lets not even MENTION that hes been exploited the moment everyone found out he was a green ninja, and before that a bunch of grown ass people were bullying a CHILD WHO IS ACTUALLY HOMELESS, lets talk about how his fucking body was taken over by Morro while he ALSO worries about his DAD BEING STUCK IN THE FUCKING UNDERWORLD. IM LOSING IT. IM LOSSINGG ITT. On a smaller note, MISAKO ABANDONED LLOYD. KILL HER. I am the hashtag misako hater garmadon deserves better. The show made no attempt for them to bond or try to make amends for what happened when Lloyd was a kid, she barely appears at all really and it just makes me fucking despise her. ALSO MORRO. this kid. reminding you, CHILD, fucking died in a cave. the cave we SAW in the pilot, if i remember right which is FUCKING INSANE>,,?? we SEE HIS SKELETON. THAT IS A CHILDS SKELETON. never mentioned again after episode 8 I don't think. now the MEAT. THE MEATT. whatever the FUCK went on with garmadon after he got resurrected. They actually did cover this a bit with how Lloyd acted around garmadon, but crystalized also sucked ass and really gave us nothing on how Garmadon felt about this. on god im so sick that hes so normal shaped in crystalized too, He was literally growling with every breath in sons of garmadon why is he normal now. Its been years, i get it. also the Garmadon comic. but he SHOULDNT be a normal person whos just an asshole, I want him to be feral okay?? ok??? I am playfully gesturing to Devils Horns by TeuthidaRegina (did i spell that right. idk man. Its a super fucking good fanfic.)

ALSO Vinnys apartment is very inaccurate there should be scratch marks on the walls and then they should kiss. ANYWAYS Besides this, Lloyd being mad at Garmadon was really all we got for how *he* was effected by his once loving father now randomly coming back with his ribs exposed and only being able to say like. 3 words. and also him immediately trying to kill Lloyd. I feel like we should have gotten a LOT more man. Now this isn't really a problem with the show (Its a huge problem in crystalized but that's a given) but more a problem with the fandom, so that's why I'm putting it at the end. this does not hold relevancy over garmadon becoming a BEAST. (also garmadon becoming a beast is the best thing that ever happened in this show btw. you all are wrong and he should have been animalistic from the beginning. still nice. but he should have also growled. all the time.) My issue is with how people portray harumi. I already had my Harumi spout in a post I made earlier, but I only mentioned the toxicity of the ship with her and Lloyd a little bit. Let us THINK BACK on how she literally feels nothing for Lloyd at all. He was a stepping stone in getting Garmadon back, and she probably straight up hates him. She pretends to like him to manipulate him into helping her resurrect garmadon ok?? do we understand?? Ive seen actual tags on AO3 that say "no harumi hate here" and I am so done. all the harumi hate. dont FUCKING talk to me if you want to justify the downright horrendous things shes done. That ship is toxic as hell and Lloyd is downright being abused AGAIN for like the FIVE BILLIONTH TIME IN HIS LIFE. I dont care man. shes an abusive bitch. i HATE HER. Crystalized made the worst fucking decision trying to justify her and I genuinely hate whoever thought that was a good and right decision to make. If she comes back in dragons rising i hope she dies AGAIN, but Im honestly rooting for them to ignore crystalized's existence. Now finally, this is the absolute peak of how Ninjago shittily handles trauma. the ICE EMPEROR. Zane was stuck in a fucking hellscape of a realm for like. what was it. EIGHTY YEARS??? he went fucking mad man, he turned into a bloodthirsty tyrant during that time. and when this seasons conflict was fixed with the "power of friendship" the show literally mentions that the ice emperor is STILL INSIDE ZANES NOGGIN. AND WHAT DOTHEY DOO?? THEY MAKE IT INTO A FUCKING JOKE. its honestly almost disgusting to me how they handled it, Zane has DIED BEFORE. that's bad. he should have trauma. BUT Zane LITERALLY HAS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT THIS SHIT. ACTUALLY. HE SHOULD HAVE SOME RELUCTANCE TO USING HIS POWERS OR SOMETHING, ANYTHING MAN. HE KILLLED AN ENTIRE RACEE. Genuinely this is one of my favorite shows, and I love adding onto the shaky ass plot and making it better, but I cannot DEAL with this. Im going to throw in the shit that happened in the spinjitzu brothers book, because oh my god Wu and Garmadon should be fucked up with all the stuff they have had to deal with for like. 5 thousand years. but its fine. its okay. its the book series. I wont mention it. (that book series is so good please release the final book please) ((I LOVE wu and garmadon they are some of my favorite characters in the ENTIRE series im blinking my eyes at you. please go indepth on those two. also give Wu a dragon form, or an Oni form, or literally anything he IS NOT HUMAN.) Also if anyone tells me im ignoring skybound its because I do not need to say anything about skybound. we all know what happened. we ALLL know what the fuck they did to Nya. and fucking. mister possibly a pedo creep man who does not care about consent. I dont even remember his name thats how bad I hate him .

#Im so done #im also scared #my RANTS #LISTEN TO ME RANT #I am unwell #and not okay #please #ninjago #lego ninjago #Im kind of afraid to tag this but I need people to engage with me pretty please #make me heard #FUCK IT. IM COMMITING GUYS #lord garmadon #ninjago misako #lloyd garmadon #ninjago zane #ninjago cole #ninjago harumi #Im not doing the tags with their last names. too many of them. #vinny isnt mentioned enough for me to tag him. sorry bbg.

[quiznak-ofgrayskull]

I find it interesting how willing the ninjago fandom is to do other characters justice, and see where the writers went wrong or were inconsistent, but that’s just never given to Misako and Wu for some reason.

Like yeah they can suck and there’s not really anything wrong with that but I swear some people here write them like they’re the worst people to exist on the show? Which is like.. weird to me ig? Like I’m not saying you can’t hate them, or that they didn’t fuck up or anything, just that literally every character, (especially villains, which tbf are fan favorites a lot of the time), have some essay somewhere of “why what they did was somewhat reasonable” and I’ve seen very few things for Misako and Wu (I think I’ve seen one for Wu, maybe, but idk)

Like, they were trying, at the very least.

Also the writers can be essentially at fault for not having a better plot hook for a new villain than “oh yeah Wu knew about this and never told the ninja” but yknow it’s whatever

This is less of an issue now, actually. And more of what was everywhere like a year ago, and I’ve since come to realize “hey this is a bit much” idk-

#Ninjago #wu ninjago #misako ninjago

[swampythesweetsketch]

Can we talk about the potential feral fae baby that sucked the life out of its pseudo parents the ninjagan emperor and empress?

Like the fact Misako straight up used a parasite style reproduction cycle to have a child? Because that’s pretty fucking based.

Also since some vampiric fae are based off dragonflies.

Did you know male dragonflies will bite rival’s heads and wings potentially killing the other man’s? All to defend their territory.

Some other damselflies sport very colorful wings, which they use both to intimidate other males and to entice females. A male "dances" for a female by showing off his wings and zipping along the water, a behavior that helps to communicate his quality and the quality of his territory.

Just misako doing these courting gestures including the male oriented kind to Garmadon

Showing her very big colorful wings off to Garmadon and flying super fast. Also taking out Clouse because that’s her man and territory.

Misako is a dangerously good deal maker.

And idk what to name the baby- what it looks like?

#oni kai au #jaybound au #au

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

Possession episode 5-6

Ronins such a bad role model

Jay: Maybe we need a more uplifting name... Other than airjitzu. Maybe… cyclondo!

(Tries airjitzu again and it actually works)

Damn maybe Jays onto smth

Did they intentionally make Coles voice sound different now that hes a ghost?

Nya and Coles friendship is actually so sweet

I get the other ninja are training but they should be with nya uplifting Cole and making him feel better 🥲

Kai knows Cole swings the other way, He saw Nya and Cole on a bed together and didnt say SHIT 💀

Kai: Oh and btw sis, that color suits you well!

Nya: Thanks! Its my favorite color :)

Theyre sibling relationship is so healthy

Also I thought blue was her favorite color-

HFNSKNFJSF ZANES PIRATE VOICE TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD

Jay and Kai are so silly i love them

Misako: aye aye, Zane :)

Misako can be alright sometimes

Jay: Okay sensei- your saying a lot of big words there. But you got one thing wrong, it’s cyclondo, not airjitzu!

The way everyone started batting at Jay right when he said that

Jay purposefully asking Zane questions to hear his pirate voice is the best

They all have snow suits to climb the mountain and survive the weather except Cole

smth I liked

Cole (starts feeling insecure): you guys should go without me, I didn't even practice spinjitzu...

Kai and Jay: (immediately start reassuring and consoling him that he's apart of the team and even got the first clue for them)

I love these guys sm

Kai getting anxious and Jay getting all excited is my favorite thing in moments like these it's like they switched personalities

This also happened in rebooted!!! Usually occurring with heights.

All in unison: Ninja-snowww!!!!

THEYRE STILL REASSURING COLE I LOVE THEM SM 😭

Found families great and i love it but i die a little inside everytime they call eachother brothers

They overuse it its like Kai calling Nya “sis” its so unnatural 😭

Misako: they say the wailing alps winds can blow someone straight off the mountain

Really? That's so interesting! But, idk, maybe. TELL THE NINJA THAT.

Kai: 200000 steps!!! Good thing im not counting.

Jay: 276, 277, 278, 279…— OH LOOK A GOAT :D

Kai: what no- thats not a goat. We rode one of those things dont you remember? Its a yak.

Jay: mmmmmm no it has horns im pretty sure its a goat.

Okay but who IS the master these ghosts/morro are serving, apparently the masters a she.

I would literally just give up if a gust of wind and THEN an avalanche carried me miles down after I just climbed those miles and had 100000 more to go

Theyre rlly putting this ‘ninja never quit’ idealogy to the test

Holy shit thats cool as fuck

I really hope they explore Coles possession powers more into the season

Theyre so supportive of Cole changing into a ghost its the best thing to watch

Kai: You possessing the mech, its like you gave it boosters!

Cole: BOOsters. Is that a ghost joke?

Kai: good to know your humor hasnt changed!

Love them

The way Cole knows how to be a ghost more than the actual ghosts

Ok but the ghost arrow.

Is that REALLY the best weapon right now.

We've seen that being a ghost actually makes you more powerful. Yeah it sucks for the ninja but it also sucks for Morros lackeys so like, Who's winning here if the arrow ever actually works.

Kai: Who's ready for some exercise? Cause we're gonna be doing an exorcism!

Cole: Now THATS a ghosts joke!

The mech was over the edge. Everyone was on it. The ghost in his mech, could have quite literally just pushed them off. But, you know, picking them up and trying to fight them again on solid ground is so much more efficient.

For the plot! I guess.

PARALLELS!!!!

As they were falling from the avalanche, Cole tried to save Jay by grabbing his hand but phased through bc he's a ghost, Jay yelling at him to concentrate.

Later, as their climbing, Jay slips, Cole catching him solidly this time and saying “concentrate. We got this.”

IM GETTING SO EMOTIONAL OVER THE OTHER NINJA COMFORTING COLE WHEN HES WORRIED HE WONT MAKE IT THEYRE SO NICE TO HIM

Kai: you can do it! Your strong! Even Jay could do it!

Jay: Thanks fireboy 😒

Jfnsjtbdjndbg

Cole: I'm gonna fall off and die!

Kai: You can't die! You're a ghost. GHOSTS CANT DIE.

Cole, having a huge revelation: Ghosts, can't, DIE.

it took you THIS long to figure that out

(Honestly i cant judge it was the same for me)

STOP SAYING BROTHER SHARPENS BROTHER IVE BEEN COUNTING AND YOUVE SAID THAT SIX TIMES

I love how they all adopted Jays ‘cyclondo’ name instead of airjitzu :)

They made it to the blind mans eye!!!

I dont rememember ANYTHING about the clown kingdom so im excited

Morro: PATIENCE IS BENEATH ME!

At least theyre being consistent with his character

Wait so all cloud kingdom citizens can foresee the future? Thats actually so cool can I live in this realm????

Kinda creepy that they watch everything though

Even though in the future some citizens of ninjago start hating the ninja, these sky monks will probably always be their biggest fans since they know theyre always trying to do their best :)

So, they're like fanfic writers, but they're writing actually becomes canon.

JAY. STOP MESSING WITH THE MONKS AND THEIR WRITING.

Ok so they control everything that is out of mortals control

Makes sense

Jay peeping at scrolls and destinies💀

SIXTEEN realms

That's a lot of realms

We got the cursed realm, the cloud kingdom, which others are there?

So Morros master is the preeminent

Holy shit she's absolute nightmare fuel wtf

Cloud tour guide after traumatizing the ninja and showing them the cursed realm: We’re here! Wasnt that a lovely ride 😊

Kai: yeah… you paint a lovely picture…

Okay…. So. I remember they meet an enemy in this play house, and this playhouse is kinda freaking me out. Please dont tell me the cloud monks are against the ninja because I like them all a lot.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Ok so all the monks are good, but cloud tour guide is the evil master writer.

man, fuck him.

I liked him a lot too.

Little monk: where did you put the ninja 😨

Master writer: I put them with nimbus, I bet he’ll love his new playthings.

Ok but stuff like this always creeps me out, a happy and supposedly perfect and non corrupt civilization only to realize its nothing but corrupt. Especially people with higher power abusing it.

Its too real 😭

Why is this thing so creepy why do i hate it so much why did I almost gag when it picked up jay i hate its proportions so much i hate that it exists

IT HAS TEETH BUT LIKE WITH GAPS IN BETWEEN EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS THING ITS DESIGN GETS WORSE AND WORSE

Cole (rushing around trying to find a way to escape) (stops.): what am I doing. Im a GHOST!

Cole (phases through the wall): *sighs disappointedly at himself) im such a dummy...

Cole: Im a ghost not a locksmit!

Jay: be the key Cole, BE THE KEY.

Cole: oh. Good idea.

I like how Jays usually the one whos like “WHY DONT YOU JUST DO THIS YOUR A GHOST.?!?!?” And it actually helps Cole out.

No please I dont wanna see this fucked up pet thing roaming around please tell me he doesnt leave his playpen.

Little monk my beloved

He knew something was sketchy at first and then ran to get the ninja even though hes not supposed to change destiny, like honestly good for him

COLE CALLED HIM LITTLE MONK I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE

Everyone: Airjitzu!

Jay: cyclondo!

Jay: …why isnt it catching on :(

My favorite thing is when the ninja fall from an edge and they all grab each other like a ladder or legos connected together

It's great

I wonder what their plan is now that Morro has the sword and knows their every mood

Ok but why is Morros airjitzu green while all of theirs is blue

I hate nimbus so much I hate it I hate it I hate it

LITTLE MONK MY BELOVED

HES SO SMART YES CHANGE FENWICKS DESTINY AND SAVE THE NINJA

Ok but that was a really cool transition from a flying boat to a winter sleigh after they passed through blind mans eye

Canon that Kai and Cole are snowboarders while Zanes a skiier

And coming from somebody who watched sk8 the infinity and had Ice skating experience help them skii.

Zane knows how to rollerblade like Jay while Cole and Kai both skateboard.

Misako. Are you fucking serious. You dropped the KEY.

Ronins such a coward

The way Goultar and Dareth like puffy potstickers so much is making me want to try them

Huh.

Its a Kai and Lloyd/Morro one on one fight again!!!!!

Lloyd (falls off a cliff)

Kai: sorry Lloyd 😕😔😥

Its nice to see them celebrate after they succeed at something :)

#ninjago #lego ninjago #Rewatching Ninjago

[ninjas-and-coffee]

WU SUCKS but not the reason you think

I'd like to preface by saying Wu has made a lot of mistakes and should be held accountable. But like the main arguments against Wu be like.

1: Morro

2: Traumatizing kids

3: Keeping secrets

4: Mot treating his nephew like is damn nephew.

5: Flirting with his brothers wife.

And the thing about that needs talked about. 1:Morro. First off getting kids hopes is not cool. It can be detrimental to development depending on the age of the child. BUT. Not a single soul told Morro to train tirelessly for 60+ years after his death to take revenge and be the green ninja. Absolutly no one. Wu had compassion for his failings and wanted to show Morro he could still he great without being the green ninja. But the little brat ran tf off and got trapped and died. And he got cursed, how- we dont know. But its implied that it's either intentional entrapment or you have to be a terrible person, guess which category he probably falls into. Mind you Wu also told our OGs that they could also be the green ninja and none of them went off the rails to settle some invisible score. Morro made his choices and he made shit ones. Wu was an influence but not the problem. Morro is unstable, dramatic, and holds grudges Wu didnt cause that.

2: the traumatic experiences the nina go through are also not exactly his fault. He didnt just pick them off the streets. THERE WAS A PROPHECY. Ok? Yall with me. Fate isnt uncontrolled by anyone the ninja needed to be trained to help Lloyd fight the Overlord. That wasnt his decision. And yall act like the ninja couldn't leave whenever they wanted to. He didnt gaslight them or belittle them in anyway that wasnt for teaching. Please bring me receipts if you think otherwise. I do admit he could help a little more, be more clear, but when has a old magic teacher character ever been straightforward. With that logic fuck Dumbledore, and Gandalf, and any wise old teacher that goes to find chosen one who once again are chosen by fate not the master himself. Yall literally cant blame Wu for Child's Play and you cant blame Wu for their experience with Nadakhan either. The enemies that go out of there way to attack the ninja are not a direct cause if Wu himself. Usually. It be like blaming Garmadon for Chen. Yes they had history but it's still not his fault

3: Secrets. I will admit there is next to no reason for keeping secrets from the ninja. Considering history always has kind of score to settle. But considering his age and the apparent imprisonment or death of his past enemies there no way to predict every problem that comes back to screw him over. The Time Twins for example. Yes they came back for Wu. But he did remove their powers and separated them over 20+ years ago. They were not exactly threats to his new students now were they? Again with Aspheera, who was literally locked in a tomb why take the time to educate the ninja on a problem he had no idea was going to come back for him. Same with Morro to a more confusing degree. MORRO DIED. How was he to prepare the ninja for that? Yes please tell me how they were supposed to prepare for a dead guy. I'll wait.........k. he should be more forthcoming with the ninja, about things he knows could harm them, like the Serpentine after Lloyds released them, Chen, the Overlord, the effects of Travelers Tea, Tomorrow's Tea, Oni, Etc. But most of the time the ninja go and do it first then wonder why Wu didn't warn them.

4: His nephew. Wow his parenting sucks. Morro is not his damn child let's start there. Comparing their relationship is unfair. Wu cared for Morro the way he cares for Kai and Nya. He never accentuates a paternal relationship with then. Cause they are students, students he has to train with he intent to send them out onto dangerous battle fields and mind games. He was alone so yes it looks different but it's also a leap to just assume that Wu viewed Morro as his own despite treating him the exact same way as his 6 other students. Now back to Lloyd. Why didnt he get his nephew from Darkleys where it was known he ran away from multiple times? I DONT KNOW. No one does. That is a bad move I can only theorize about. Maybe Misako said something about staying away, maybe he wasnt kept in the loop about his nephews whereabouts due to idk KICKING HIS FATHER INTO HELL. C'mon yall. Now in the later seasons my best guess is that he doesnt know how to differentiate his nephew from the chosen one side and the goofy child side. Hes never had a child and his early relations with Lloyd were scarce and when Lloyd came to live with him. It's not due to some familial obligation, destiny literally called for it. Putting some definite strain on their relationship. I'm not excusing it he should try better, but he'd have to build a relationship from nothing and most people know their immediate family upon birth or during childhood which is not the case here. Wu treats his nephew more like a vessel of power than a person which isnt cool but knowing that the kid might not come back after every fight is a good damper on happy relationships is it not?

5: Misako. Good lord I don't have to explain this one. No excuse. It shouldn't be happening. BUT. After Garmadons death she was a free woman as gross as it is. It's more a flaw on her than it is him she chose to have a baby with one brother and still try to get with the other. And I know it takes two to tango but dont get mad at the idiot that the cheater is cheating with. Be mad at the cheater. The thing people really dont get about love triangles. The "other guy" brings on the questions/options but the person who cant choose or screws with both parties is the one in the wrong. Lloyd seems ok with it. Because Tommy said so. I dont particular give two shits about his take on the show half the time. If Lloyd were actively against it the Wu would probably stop. If the Fsm family acted like a normal ass family we probably wouldnt be here. But their priorities are a little screwy compared to typical nuclear families. Not an excuse just some perspective

NOW, why he is a bad character despite all of those arguments. he chooses to train soldiers rather than care for impressionable teens. Yes the situation called for it but the pressure could he alleviated if he decided to actually help before the world was on fire. He chooses to teach by experience than be upfront. Which works sometimes but not when actual lives are at stake. His trial by fire teaching works but the possiblity it could go wrong is to big to be brushed aside. His seemingly unreachable vault of empathy is hard to swallow. He rarely actually feels things for other people, his lack of enthusiasm when they pull through something hurts to watch. His lack of empathy about raising his nephew to attempt to kill his father is frightening. The pride he demonstrates by choosing not to disclose his past until it's too late is dangerous. He doesnt directly put down the ninja unless he has to and its more implied than anything and is on his students and this fandom for taking it so harshly. He trusts them a lot because he doesnt see them as kids anymore. They are warriors and it was necesary. He should have more compassion. He should be more straight forward, he should try to act like a person and not some ethereal being of elsewhere that doesn't have time to appease feelings or care about people until after hes wronged them. His values are off kilter sometimes which is whatever until it starts to hurt people

But yall need to stop blaming him for other people actions. Morro was a mess to begin with. His problems are in the past because he took care of them already. Misako came onto him. (He should have resisted but he didnt start shit she did). He needs to try to be an uncle alongside being a teacher. He needs to act like a fucking person more than the infinite cache of wisdom and unforeseen unused power that he acts like. And also it's a kids show. How many children think the way yall do?, we're teens/YAs we're reading into things. A LOT which makes everything more complicated. Comments rebuttals open. There's a collection of little mistakes hes made along the way that dont fit into these categories but these are the main reasons I know people hate him and the little things add fuel to the fire. I will legit talk about anything Except for the morro thing I am so tired of seeing it Morro made his choices hes a fucking Villain Wu didnt make him that way being a bitter asshole did that. Thanks for reading!! :3

#ninjago #coffee speaks #lloyd garmadon #fuckin misako #Wu ninjago #discourse #ranting #tw: negative #replies will be on my second account of there are any #trust me i hate him too #morro #tw: aldultery #not art

[grimbeak]

oh no I am Thinking of a Thing 

“So,” Jay said, eye surveying all the damage that had been done in the battle, “when can we go home and rest? ‘Cause I dunno about you guys, but I’m tired as shit.” The others looked at him with surprisingly judgmental looks on their faces. “What? Look, we just got out of the realm of Oni and Dragon, I was insane for... most of it, and besides-” he pointed towards his younger brother- “Lloyd’s fucking exhausted. If any of us are going to get a chance to rest today, he needs one. As in, right now.” 

“Jay,” Lloyd said carefully. “I’m fine.” He was definitely not fine. 

Misako looked between her two sons, and sighed. “Lloyd, get back to the monastery. Jay’s right- you need rest. Jay,” she added after a moment, “you go with him. Make sure he gets there.”

“Got it.” Jay gave her a mock salute before sauntering over to Lloyd, trying to ignore the dust his coat was throwing up into his eye (eyes, apparently, his eyepatch had fallen off sometime while flying. Annoying.). “C’mon, chosen one, let’s get you home.” He gently pulled Lloyd in the direction of the monastery, and after a moment his brother followed, strangely obedient. Probably in a bit of shock. 

Jay stepped over the rubble of fallen buildings, tugging Lloyd in directions that wouldn’t let his brother see the blood on the ground.

***

Jay closed the door to the monastery after setting Lloyd down on a couch, pulling closed the blinds (no need to have him stare at a ruined city), and turning on the lights. 

He hesitated before sitting down next to the green ninja, arm unconsciously wrapping around him and pulling him closer. Lloyd didn’t react other than leaning into Jay’s side, hair tickling his chin. He was getting taller, Jay noticed. Must’ve gone through another weird growth spurt while they were in another realm. 

...God, at this rate he was going to be the shortest ninja.

The pair were silent, for a while, the only sign of life in the room being the quiet breaths coming from the two of them. Jay absently stared at the door. 

From what he could tell, the monastery hadn’t changed since he and the others left it. Lloyd probably hadn’t been here for a few months either- it was too obvious a place to hide. 

“He killed her.” Lloyd’s quiet voice shook Jay out of his stupor, and he looked over at his brother.

“Who killed who?”

“Garmadon.” Lloyd was silent, for a moment, and when he spoke again Jay could detect the tiniest bit of heartbreak in his voice. “He killed Harumi.” 

Jay’s heart sank.

He hadn’t... He hadn’t trusted Harumi from the beginning, to be honest. Random princess he’d never heard of, suddenly getting close with his younger brother? And there was that whole ‘Sons of Garmadon’ thing that neither Jay or Lloyd had been invited to (seriously, though, he should have at least been important to bringing Garmadon back...), and... He needed to say something reassuring didn’t he. 

“Dad killed her?” Maybe he wasn’t the best at reassuring things. Why wasn’t Cole here? 

“Yeah.” Lloyd wedged himself even more into Jay’s side. The pirate ninja wondered how he wasn’t getting dust into his eyes. “I don’t think he meant to, the building was already going down, but...” He trailed off, and Jay squeezed his arm reassuringly. “...But he still killed her.” Lloyd let out a shaky breath, and Jay was struck with the sudden thoughts of ‘oh-no-he-might-start-crying’ and ‘I-don’t-know-how-to-deal-with-crying’ and also ‘if-mom-finds-out-I-made-him-cry-she’s-going-to-kill-me’. 

“Hey, hey. You’re ok. It’s ok- I mean, it’s not ok that dad killed her- or that dad’s killing anyone at all, really, but... I’m not helping, am I.”

Lloyd let out a broken little laugh. “No, not really.” He sniffled again, rearranging himself so he could bury his face in Jay’s shirt. His voice came out slightly muffled when he spoke again. “He... dad tried to kill me, too.”

Jay froze, the lightning inside him becoming dangerously close to poking through his skin. He forced it down, one hand gripping a phone charger that happened to be located nearby and pushing the electricity into that. “He did?” That was a stupid question, da- Garmadon had tried to kill Jay, too, more than once before he got sucked into the Realm of Oni and Dragon with the other ninja. 

“Mhm. He said-” Lloyd’s voice became choked, and Jay was certain he was going to start crying in a moment- “he said I wasn’t his son.”

God. “Lloyd. Lloyd, look at me.” Jay pushed the green ninja forward slightly so they could see eye-to-eye. He was right- Lloyd was starting to cry, scarily enough. “You’re more of his son than I am, alright?” Was that a good thing to say? Jay’d had to un-learn all the techniques Libber taught him that were apparently abusive (that made a lot of sense, now that he thought about it), but he still accidentally slipped up and used them sometimes.  “He... Even now, I’m sure some part of him still loves you- still knows you, at least.” 

“But he doesn’t,” Lloyd sniffed, “he doesn’t. He doesn’t care, he doesn’t give a single shit about me- about us. He said so himself,” he muttered. “I- I asked him about you, at some point, and-” Lloyd’s breath hitched, and Jay pulled him in for another hug. “He doesn’t even remember you.” 

“That’s okay,” Jay breathed, trying to ignore how much he wanted to scream, to wail, to beg for the one father figure he’s ever had to remember him. “It’s alright- god, this was supposed to be about how you’re feeling, remember?” He laughed, slightly. “At this rate you’re going to be as self-sacrificing as Zane.” He scowled suddenly. “Don’t be like Zane, please. He’s annoying.”

Lloyd let out a hicuppy laugh, pulling away slightly. The stream of wet down his face was starting to cease, and he awkwardly scrubbed at his face with a sleeve, somehow managing not to coat his cheeks in dust. “Got it.”

“And hey-” Jay ruffled his little brother’s hair- “we’ll be standing by you all the time from now on, got it? No more being sucked into realms. We’ll figure out what to do with dad, and we’ll take him down. Together, alright? Together.” 

#not sure if they have the monastery at that point but they do now #Ns9 #Pirate Jay AU #Ninjago Jay #Ninjago Lloyd #Ninjago Misako #Ninjago Garmadon #Ninjago Harumi #They bros #'we're not gonna get sucked into realms anymore' #s11 zane: are you sure about that #He did it to spite Jay #I am going to have more cake now #Thank you goodnight #fic writing #family bonding is nearly killing your 2 sons without realizing you have 2 sons

[watchingninjago-archive]

Season 3, Episode 1 - The Surge

Ah, good old S3. The one that I continually bring up as the first season Zane dies in, because a) the writers seem to love killing him, b) can the writers not do that that is incredibly rude

Well, that happens in the finale. I’ll let my dread build up for the occasion, then. Until then, we’ve got a good season to get through.

[22:10] oh what the hell!!! new intro!!!

[21:49] that fucking slaps

[21:39] The ultimate battle… where Lloyd got eaten by a dragon and then had the magical energy dragon he was riding explode the dragon he was eaten by.

[21:19] Huh. Looks like the “wait this is lego who gave them the right to be this dramatic” part of me finally kicked in. But man, that’s gotta suck for them to rebuild.

[21:09] Oh hi, dude in a wheelchair. That looks a bit… precarious.

[20:59] Wait, why New Ninjago City? That New ____ bit applies generally when it’s a seperate city or location, but named after an older city or location, like New York, New Mexico, New Zealand (Zeeland), etc. If you’re just rebuilding, it doesn’t make sense to add that, as it’s still the same city. Ninjago City was badly damaged by the earthquakes, but it wasn’t to the point of having to start completely over, right?

[20:57] Hovercar! --- wait. What’s the timespan for this?

[20:57] Huh. The ninja can move on with their lives for now, at least.

[20:42] Okay, we’re now watching Jay sneak up on somebody singing in the shower.

[20:39] Hi, Kai!

[20:35] Huh? What’s going on?

[20:33] Kai’s a teacher! Neat. And you can have hovercars, but god forbid we use a whiteboard.

[20:26] Zane and Cole are also teachers! And… and what do you mean on the friiiiiehwHY IS HE GLITCHING OUT

[20:18] Jeez! Not cool, kids!

...god i want to see a tacky poster explaining to the kids not to remote control the teachers please and thank you

[20:13] Ah. The wonders of education.

[20:03] I am going to fight a kid again.

[19:55] Oh! Sensei Wu took over Darkly’s!

[19:51] Jay’s a teacher too! I guess that just leaves Lloyd, Nya and Garmadon as characters who’d be majorly impacted by the end of the Age Of Ninja unaccounted for. I’m assuming Misako’s off doing research or something.

[19:57] your fave is problematic: cole steals his co-workers’ food from the fridge

[19:41] Oi. Where can I get that giant tea making machine?

But like… yeah. The ninja excl. Lloyd are like… adults. Maybe acting a bit like teens from time to time because kids show but… they’re adults with jobs and crap. That’s a very weird thought.

[19:33] Man, I love me them group dynamics

[19:22] Well, Lloyd’s doing a bit of award receiving, it seems.

[19:15] Nya’s a teacher too! So I guess that leaves Garmadon unaccounted for.

[19:06] Huh. That’s… not a good sign for Jaya this season. I’m a fan of Jaya so that’s, I dunno. Disappointing.

 [19:00] Man, they’re either still in the Constant Threat mindset or are just really desperate to let loose on SOMETHING. Considering the kids they have to teach… it could be either.

[18:48] Aaaw! Jay’s geeking out about Borg Industries. 

[18:45] Also the camera’s… really spinning. Really wants me to get that vertigo experience.

[18:42] Zane just snapped and kicked Jay in the leg. DJdfngjd

[18:34] Oh, look at you, Kai. Being all… cynical. I mean, you don’t really have a lot of past to go off of, y’know? The world was only made like… three generations ago. And also somehow a few thousand years ago…. What even is this timeline?

[18:30] Welp.

[18:24] Also, if you took the field trip on a dragon you do run into a lot of safety risks.

[18:20] god he’s desperately trying to be One Of The Kids… Cole this is the one time you’re not an eternal mood but I forgive you

[18:16] Also, Nya in the bg smiling at first but then just…  dying inside

[18:15] oof

[18:07] But like… huh. I’m guessing it’s been a while since the events of S2. Logically in real life it’d be up to maybe a decade between seasons, but more likely it’d be a year or two at most, which is still a while.

[17:49] Man. NNC looks pretty cool.

[17:31] Well, I’m sorry sir, we can’t all have hovercars!

[17:29] Wait! It’s the postie. Man, that guy’s seen some crap.

[17:20] Cole remains just… frighteningly buff. I’m scared that if I shook his hand it’d break mine.

[17:09] (Wu) “Besides, it’s not like we can’t find where we’re going.” YOU SURE? Because I’ve gotten lost sometimes trying to find certain entertainment slash casino slash hotel complexes that will remain unnamed and it takes up like half of the Yarra in the city

[17:07] Okay, nevermind. That’s definitely like a beacon among the hills.

[17:04] Like… it’s very tall.

[16:59] ouch

[16:54] PIXAL???? I’VE HEARD OF YOU AND I LOVE YOU ALREADY

[16:42] Oh my god her voice is so relaxing though??? Like robotic, certainly, but not at all like jarring? Is that a weird thing to say? 

[16:36] (Pixal) “What does ‘Zane’ stand for?” That’s just his name, m’am

[16:33] I mean, I hear Pixane is a thing that happens here? And I can understand the relationship part being rushed (god that is gonna be painful huh) but if I see Zane having a crush on Pixal I don’t really care. I don’t like how crushes usually somehow mean We’re Gonna Hook Up Soon but to be honest I don’t even have any form of romantic attraction, am human, and am having a bit of a crush on Pixal right now. He can do whatever, man.

[16:25] Welp! But goddammit, if it sets off my romantic repulsion I’m going to fight my brain, it’s! in! his! rights! to! crush! on! Pixal! Goddammit brain let me have fun here

[16:20] wait wait wait I just… man only in Lego can Pixal get away with having half her chest exposed.

[16:12] Okay I realise what I just said about Zane having a crush on Pixal but c’mon this is getting creepy what she’s on about now. NNC is reading more and more like a dystopia by the second when you think about it. Everything is connected. It’s being fed to Borg Industries. If BI isn’t doing good then what the hell would this mean?

[16:05] I- I. I mean, what DOES power him?

[15:36] WaaaAIIIIT. THIS ISN’T GOOD.

[15:16] Wait. Is this licensed? Also fucking… video games…

[15:05] “They have a Perfect Match console!” nsddhgiufsjd like that one Choices game? Also I heard we’re having a love triangle somewhere but this soon? What the hell, writers?

[15:00] UHHHH WHAT THE HELL. GODDAMMIT WE ARE NOT DOING SOME SORT OF AUTOMATED SOULMATE CRAP GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE.

[14:54] THIS IS CREEPY AS HELL… IS THIS SUPPOSED TO ALL BE *GOOD?*

[14:53] No. No, we are NOT doing this.

[14:50] I am going… to go commit... murder. None of you can stop me.

I am going to die before I get through this episode, jesus christ, let’s continue,

[14:49] PLEASE. MAKE IT STOP.

[14:47] WHHHHHY!!!!!

Usually I avoid anything with any romance in it like the plague (which is 99% of YA fiction aka stuff in my demographic) let alone LOVE TRIANGLES and now I’m seeing why Terrible Writing Advice has it as a running gag! If you’re not familiar with the channel, it’s exactly as labelled. It’s an author giving you advice on what NOT TO DO as stuff to do (but blatantly the first category). A running gag is that The Love Triangle Is Awful Author JP Fixall, which indicates how much the real JP hates them.

[14:44] (everyone gasps almost horrified at the results) THAT’S HOW I’VE BEEN FEELING FOR THE PAST HALF AN HOUR YOU GOOF! THIS IS A TEN SECOND SEQUENCE.

[14:42] WeLPPP WE HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT THEN

[14:34] Hey, Mr. Borg! So about that matchmaking machine you have in the video game floor downstairs… can we talk about that?

[14:32] Oh my god, I can’t even enjoy the episode because of the stupid love triangle I’m dreading.

[14:22] djdjdjd he really had to call out his parents for naming him that

[14:20] Why are you all acting so shocked? That looks cool as shit.

[14:07] UMMMMMM????? I’M SORRY WHAT

[14:01] Holy shit, um… they just killed him. They killed Zane’s dad between seasons, jesus christ.

[13:38] Man, but like. Huh.

[13:27] (Cyrus) “I’m glad it’s just you four.” UHHH

[13:15] It’s… a statue?

[13:11] (Kai) “Oh wow. It’s a statue. Of yourself.” I’m telling you that!

[13:04] UHHHH CYRUS? CYRUS YOU’RE JUST GONNA WHISPER IN KAI’S EAR ABOUT HOW HE NEEDS TO PROTECT THE OTHER NINJA FOR NINJAGO’S SAKE AND JUST… LEAVE IT THERE

[13:01] Oh, well, “them”, but I assumed it was the ninja based on context. Whatever it is.

[12:53] What the fuck is going on?

[12:22] Wait, since when did Kai hate technology? Was that something else from the pilot episodes? And… whelp, it’s broken.

[12:15] Ooooh. This isn’t good.

[11:53] Whelp! Time to protect them blades!

[11:49] OUCH

[11:19] And this is why you don’t build over where the Overlord was defeated, presumably. It curses the damn place.

[11:01] Man… those are some angry machinery.

[10:57] JESUS CHRIST THEM TOO??? PIXAL??? GUYS YOU’VE GOT KIDS WITH YOU

[10:23] Christ, why were they even allowed in there? This is a massive WorkSafe violation.

[10:13] God, I love the new technology based aesthetics we’re getting here though. I will confess, I love me them tech. I don’t really have the brains for it, but I wouldn’t deny it being cool as shit.

[10:10] Well! Let’s do this!

[10:06] Also, as always, the soundtrack slaps.

[9:51] And the music’s been updated to fit the technology theme of the season! In the previous two seasons, we got a lot of the classic Cinematic Orchestra (probably not the name but still). Now we’re doing a more techno beat… kind of thing

[9:48] (Zane) “It’s not sharp! Why even call it a blAde?” 

[9:37] And thus continues the long tradition of the ninja almost falling to their deaths.

[9:29] Ow.

[9:27] Man, you really should find a stop to your fall soon.

[9:23] Conveniently placed … what do you call em

[9:16] Well!!!

[9:05] The Overlord’s back.

[8:52] Oh. Oh no.

[8:43] (laughs nervously) what the fuck?

[8:31] Man, this is really just going downhill. I knew there was something severely off with NNC!

[8:26] thROw mE!

[8:17] HELL YEAH!!!

[8:10] Oh! Hell yeah! Vehicles!

[7:47] Welp!

[7:28] Pixal what the hell

[6:47] Hell yeah!!!! Also, goddammit I CALLED IT NNC WAS REALLY OFF

[6:26] Man! You’re really ready to go kick some ass, huh? I literally cannot blame you.

[5:25] Wow! This is actually really wild and I’m really into it.

[4:47] So! New vehicles! Mainly to sell merch but man is this a fun way of doing it!

[4:10] god i love this show!

[3:30] uhhh what just happened

[3:26] Lloyd! thank you!

[3:20] And now they’re group hugging him!

[3:16] Shiiit. That goddamn Overlord.

[2:42] Alright! Let’s see what happens now!

[1:43] Oh!!! I guess the technoblades are with the ninja! This was just a false flag.

[1:30] OOOOH. IT WASN’T.

[0:52] god like… to Lloyd, all of the other ninja are the Dad Friend like… stop collecting dads Lloyd. you’ve got too many. put a few back.

[0:49] Oh god. Cyrus.

[0:38] OH NO

[0:26] Kids show! Now with 80% more body horror and 70% more useless romantic subplots!

#ninjago #jaime sobs over ninjago season 3 #the surge

[yoshimickster]

Ninjago confusion:

Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?

Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?

Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.

Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.

Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?

Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.

Wu: It is his destin-

Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!

Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!

Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?

Wu: Uh, well you see-

Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?

Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!

Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?

Jay: What happened to my parents?

Kai: What happened to MY parents?

Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?

Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?

Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?

Lloyd:How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?

Scales: Where the hell have I been?

Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?

Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?

Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?

Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?

Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?

Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.

Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.

Wu:All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #jay walker #zane #kai #nya #cole #misako #wu #lloyd garmadon #garmadon #moro #amber #scales #pythor #echo zane #pixal #cyrus borg #master chen #nadakhan #cartoon network #1K baby!

[estonian-fandom-trash]

All of the ninja-themed asks. ALL OF THEM.

WHO TFLloyd: On a scale of 1-10, how much do people normally expect from you?I'd say about an 8. I used to be a star student. I always had my things done correctly and I never forgot to go to any school-related events. Can't say I'm like that now,,,Kai: What's the worst burn you've ever received?I was about five or six years old. So I have this bullerjan, which is p much just a fireplace. It's not like one of those typical American ones tho that are made of bricks. But anyways, I was stupid and curious if it was actually hot. So I put my bare hand on it when dad had made a fire in it a while ago. No wonder that I burned it. My hand was blue for at least a week.Cole: What's your favorite type of cake?My mom makes an amazing cookie cake! It's p much vanilla cookies that don't crumble like those fricken other cookies that America has, and vanilla curd paste on top of it. A few layers of it with peach slices in the middle and it makes an amazing cake. The best if you quickly douse the cookies in syrup-water.Zane: Have you ever gotten frostbite?Nope! It's not cold enough in Estonia and I honestly never go outside.Jay: Do you use humor to cover up sadness?Dude it's like my Theme™ to cover up my emotions with jokes.Nya: Are you afraid of failure?Yeah, all the time. I pretend to be nonchalant, but it takes so much not to cry.Wu: What's the most cryptic advice you've ever received?I actually never get advice, so there is no answer to this.Garmadon: What are some things in life you regret?I regret almost everything. I regret that I didn't develop my personality when I was young, so now I'm just all over the place. I regret not exercising, so now I'm very overweight. I regret not learning enough, so now I can barely even get through school.Misako: Have you ever broken someone's heart?I had a girlfriend a while ago. But I broke up with her because she was drinking and smoking and it honestly annoyed me. It was hard to do, since she was so nice. But she never listened, and I hated it.Ronin: Have you ever been caught stealing?A few times. But it's only when I have stolen snacks from the kitchen that I wanted to take up to my room lmaoPixal: Is there anyone you would risk everything for?Of course. I would give everything I have for Fea. She's the best person I have ever known.Borg: What do you think is your greatest achievement?I dunno, being born? I've honestly never been good at anything.Echo Zane: Are you quite as tough as you think you are?Now, I already know I'm the worst. But I used to think I was amazing at drawing. Haha, no.Lil Nelson: What's your favorite color?Oh boi, that changes so often... I'm torn between yellow and green.Dareth: Have you ever won a trophy?No, but I have a few medals. Two for getting second and third place on a dodgeball competition. My team was really good thanks to my relative. She can catch and throw really well.Griffin: What's the fastest you've ever been?Uh.... Dude I run like 500 meters in 3 minutes... I'm slow as hell.Karloff: What is your favorite metallic color?All of them. Metal is my shit yo.Neuro: Have you ever wished you were psychic?A l l t h e t i m e. It just sounds so cool!Toxitkka: Have you ever had a severe allergic reaction?Nope, nothing bad. But I have gotten red dots all over for 1) eating too many strawberries and 2) eating too much chocolate cream.Chamille: If you could change something about your body, would you?I would change everything, honestly. I hate my appearance from every angle.Ash: Do you enjoy the smell of smoke?Yeah, honestly. It's weird since all my life, I have been a passive smoker. That smoke already is nice in my mind, but smoke from a campfire is also nice.Shadow: Have you ever been so embarrassed you just wanted to melt into the shadows and disappear?This would be every day of my life, really. I hate everything I do.Jacob: Have you ever been accidentally forgotten somewhere?No, not really. Buuuut my dad once forgot to pick my sister up from kindergarten.Bolobo: What is your opinion on global warming?This is a bad question,,,, Honestly, I hate it. We're all ruining the weather and then complain. But that's just my opinion.Gravis: Have you ever dreamed of flight?God yes, so many times!Paleman: What is your favorite non-metallic color?O boi my dude, answer is up at Lil NelsonMorro: If you had an elemental power, would you use it for good or evil?Neither probably. I'd just use it to cheat in everyday life.Overlord: What's the Worst Thing™ you've ever done?I was born.Kozu: Are you a leader or a follower?Depends on the situation. Mostly neither. I'm never sure of what I should do, so,,Pythor: Are you manipulated easily?Yep. I just can't say no,,,Preeminent: Are you afraid of water?No, I'm actually not, even though I've almost drowned at least five times.Nadakhan: What would your three wishes be, if there were no consequences?I wish that I could make anyone happy. I would wish that I could get anything by writing it down on a paper (bc I'm a selfish idiot) and I wish that I could meet Fea!Flintlocke: How is your aim?...................... I CAN'T FUCKING SEE I DON'T HAVE GLASSES-Samukai: What's the biggest mistake you've ever made?Becoming an artist. I suck at drawing. So I stopped posting them.Cryptor: Can you switch alliances quickly?Honestly, I just want to help everyone. I want to make everyone kind.MinDroid: Do you wish people would take you more seriously?Yeah. All the time.Chen: What is your favorite food?A certain salad my mom makes! Chinese cabbage, sour cream, pineapple (and the liquid from the can), a lil bit of salt, chicken, grapes, and if we want, boiled eggs and walnuts.Clouse: How skilled are you at darts?AGAIN I CAN'T FUCKING SEELou: Can you dance?I couldn't fight to save my damn life.Ed: Have you ever been crazily innovative?Sometimes, but not that often.Edna: Have you ever had a really good idea for an invention?As a kid, I had the best of ideas. Now, I can't even come up with one!Cliff: Have you ever been in a movie or seen a movie set?No, but I have been in some school plays. I have sun in front of a big audience with a choir. I have been backstage at a ballet theatre.Julien: Have you ever abandoned something?Millions of ideas. That should be all.