#And run for office too

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion #minor spoilers in the tags! #royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage #and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens #Marcille would be so sick of it #Laios also has his fair share of proposals #Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already #well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone #anyway lol #someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’ #Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that #Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes #Laios: well if you say so #but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic #so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (: #fool proof plan Laios good job #totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance #so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’ #and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne #doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it #better yet …. Kabru Touden #much to consider #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru #kabru of utaya #labru #if you squint #wasabi doodles

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO #howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize #more so than i previously thought! #he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building #rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3 #mans is desperately Understimmed #wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3 #i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush #i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up' #he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong #scribble salad #wh lights out au #welcome home au #hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED #howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office #frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god

[unpretty]

a coworker is out for two weeks so i have to eat lunch at my desk to help cover for her while she's gone, which would be fine and not a big deal except this one specific Horrible Old Man keeps coming in exactly when i would normally take my lunch break and i adamantly refuse to unmask while he's in the office which means. i cannot fucking eat. until he gets bored of sitting around being racist in the office and goes home to presumably be racist there.

#original #i am CRANKY #i should have taken my lunch break HALF AN HOUR AGO #since i got covid when i am forced by circumstance to eat at my desk i wait until the office is almost empty #and this would honestly be not too difficult if not for this ONE SPECIFIC SHITHEAD #whose presence attracts MORE HORRIBLE OLD MEN #and next thing you know they're all sitting around in the middle of the office shooting the shit for two hours #at least the supervisor isn't running for re-election so that's two or perhaps three less of them #anyway this is the only downside of scabsy being out of the office

[gooboogy]

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My TMA oc "The Witness" I don't have a name for him yet but he's a servant of the Eye and he's a serial chronic statement giver. He's just always around witnessing things to bring back and give a statement for. He is obsessive about being a voyeur, to the point that he even unsettles Elias (who he's INFATUATED with)

I don't think he has like eye observing abilities, but I think he's able to just be in the middle of situations and influence people to want to let him go as a witness of their atrocities. He gets nightmares still after giving statements but rather he has a lot more autonomy than Jon does. He gets to experience the horrors again as well as Jon's horror, a little bit of eye powers cannibalism as a treat. He also adores Jon, really he loves loves anyone connected with the eye but especially other avatars.

I wanna say he has some sort of avatar immortality too, but also I think that if his eyes get taken he just dies, like he's just dead. Any other part of him can heal. If he has one eye then he can regrow the other. But also you just reeeallly want to show him something and let him go.

Anyone he Witnesses won't have nightmares but they'll have daymares. Any time they lose focus and start to drift off Suddenly they are Being Watched and those memories resurface, always following them, keeping them hyper vigilant. Eye with a dash of lonely and distortion

#“to know you is to love you” #tma #the magnus archives #ocs #tma oc #goobarts #yeah he looks like milo from atlantis #he was inspo #bottle episode where Jon cannot take getting another statement from.him so he runs to hide in Elias's office #elias is also avoidong him so he allows this lol #i have the opposite problem of making mary sue ocs #i have too many thay are just Normal Men that are Odd lol #the wetness #when he sees Elias lol

[starlooove]

Ppl will say fanon v canon doesn’t matter and it’s all jokes and I’m sooooo close to going sure sometimes and then I remember y’all removed a major role of one of the if not THEE most prominent black character in Bruce’s story who was created a whole decade before tim and gave it to tim based off a run where he literally handed the role back! Like IN THE COMIC Tim was CEO in name only and handed it back to Lucius relieved when he didn’t need to front anymore like.

#also if I said y’all took a lot of what tam does and her character traits and handed them off to tim…. #like from that run #it’s crazy bc I always say that’s like the only comic tim stans read #but if that’s true the racism isn’t even covert anymore el oh el #tim Drake #it’s actually about him this time #I’m not gonna clog Lucius or tam tags any further tho #oh and on the tam note #her quick thing and sheer insanity was seen as naivety from tim even tho it saved his ass quite a few times #mainly that Vicki vale shit #which is hung up on LUCIUS’ wall #bc it’s HIS office #bc HE is the CEO. #I think it’s so funny how Bruce quest was like unreliable narrator knows their unreliable and thinks that knowledge means that everything t #they say is true bc they acknowledge that maybe they’re not thinking healthily #which is so fucking fun #but y’all go ‘yesss this is Tim!’ #like no! it’s not! and tim knows that! and he’s too high strung to be pissed or scared about it! #AND THAT IS WHAT SHOULDVE HAPPENED NEXT #IK cómics don’t like to acknowledge that kinda trauma and shit #but something going deep into Tim’s mental state at the time and how he was impacted in daily and personal life #(bc instead of black characters being written out and ignored I’m choosing to believe tam distanced herself bc he was such a Dick) #Like that would’ve been craaaazy #like even tims lack luster reaction at seeing Kon in Paris after he was DEAD #And then later having the emotional reaction like he really kept that shit on the backburner #but noooo he’s so badass and a killer 🥺 #anyways justice for the fox family #at least for Lucius like he and cyborg are in the same boat for me #where they’ve been around for so long and have been so important (cyborg on a waaaay wider scale) #that the fact that they don’t get their flowers in favor of making shit up for tim is SICK

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

Sometimes u just gotta find things to distract you from Arlecchino until she comes out

Like decorating your teapot to be a family home for Arle, her wife Furina and their 3 kids, Lyney Lynette and Freminet

#this is a great way to distract urself from Arlecchino. (obviously (it works great)) #technically there are a lot more kids in the house of the hearth than just those 3 #but I cannot put them in the teapot nor do I know them so #anyway this has been a fun project but I’m starting to run out of things to do #I’ve already made a bedroom for Arlefuri. a boudoir for Furina where she can work on her projects and things #I made a bedroom for the kids (I didn’t like the idea of separating their bedrooms since they’re all so close) #(I did give Fremi a little privacy nook cause I feel like he needs alone time. so does Lynette but we all know your twin doesn’t count) #the living room has Lyney and Lynette’s gift set as well as Fremi’s in it #I made Arlecchino an office. for Business TM #and I think the last major thing I need to do is rearrange the dining room. #right now it’s just Furina’s giftset but I kinda wanna downsize it #that way it can be a dining room and kitchen #cause like. a family dining room doesn’t need to be that big #if we had all the house of the hearth kids here we’d definitely need that much room + probably more #but we’ve got a family of 5 here they’ll be fine with 1 big dining table #ofc I already have everyone’s outdoor giftsets set up too #and one day Arlecchino’s giftsets will be added but #I don’t know what they are yet so #Arlecchino #Furina // #Arlefuri #Lyney // #Lynette // #Freminet // #Genshin Impact //

[1-ufo]

Matt (or in reality probably Jar) just posted this on twitter. The Delorean.

#I’m p sure Jar is running both Matt and Muse’s social media now full time #either way #I certainly don’t mind the daily postings #the delorean is admittedly probably my favorite of Matt’s Manson guitars after all this time #it’s a classic #it’s a reference to back to the future #which is such a dear series to me #and was also number one in the box office the day I was born #I love that it’s slightly too big for him compared to the other mansions #I love that it’s the first custom Manson of many to follow #also I have a picture with it #bc #it’s the delorean #also red hair #and the sunglasses on his head

[zappedbyzabka]

👔👔👔👔

#🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ me. im gone #officer haddix #ralph macchio #nsft tags. nsft tags warning Im sorry but like #The only way I rest easy is knowing that he’s 1000% had his dick sucked at one point and hopefully balls too. I’m just being real. #It’s a real fuckin shame that he didn’t pay a blonde to ride him in the back room of a grimy club while he let his dirty mouth run #about loving pussy and ass and how he’ll put his piece in both if he’s allowed. #And come on. babydoll. Let him put it in your mouth again after all that too. #He kissed you after you gave him a suck the first time. didn’t he? See it isn’t so bad to taste yourself.

[drumlincountry]

Litany against running for local government:

- I'm LITERALLY an anarchist

- I'd hate it

- local government in Ireland is demonstrably undemocratic such that the structure that exists would not allow me to actually represent people well even if I wanted to and they wanted me to.

- what if they found my blog

- my mother would be SO DISAPPOINTED

#Its too late for this election cycle anyway #And I don't want to join a political party and I don't have the capability to run independently #And really really I can't stress this enough my mother would be so devastated she'd be so MAD #Last time someone she respected was successfully elected to office she told him: #You're a good man but you have your snout in the trough now. Lets see how long it takes you to become a pig. #Cointerpoints are: all the cool kids are running for local election #& I see all these councils passing BDS and Palestinian solidarity rulings...I want to do that #And people keep telling me I should do it #ultimately... i WOULD make a great mayor #Me Fein #Irish shit #The other counterpoint is that I have the heritable curse of sticking my nose into every bit of activism happening in the area #pplus a chronic committee addiction #So they may as well pay me for it

[froggyhopscotch]

Just a fic idea I was thinking about

Text on the image: "Allen & Link get doused with a Turn-Back-Into-Child potion AU, because I have A ProblemTM. Both have no idea what's going on, only that people are yelling and chasing them"

#dgm #d.gray-man #allen walker #howard link #froggydraws #I make too many Child Potion ideas XD #this isn't the first #it's more like the fifth? sixth? #two street kids who from their perspective have just found themselves somewhere unfamiliar and lots of people are yelling and chasing them? #reaction is to run first and ask questions later #everyone else is panicking because an important Exorcist and Central's officer are suddenly kids with no memories of the Order #and they've pulled a disappearing act #This One Will Be Awkward To Explain To The Higher Ups...

[graedari]

>How big is that dick

>> Small

>>>Leave me alone

Work at Encom is only ✨professional✨

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#graedari doodles #tron #tron 82 #kevin flynn #alan bradley #digital art #ipad #apple pen #procreate #hnng #listen- alan and flynn can be so friend shaped #also poly shaped #flynn is so fucking funny #and alan just wants to get work done #flynn interrupted alan's programming with a spam program to run his chat on alans screen only #alan is going to break his computer monitor and make flynn pay for a new one #also i guess jet and sam are also implied to already be like in the picture here #because i realize adding details of jet into alans office means sam is already around too ahsfjhajfjak #we can pretend that i knew that and i definitely didnt forget alan and flynns wedding rings 💀💀💀💀 #i was so tired of trying to finish this drawing that i kinda gave up on small details #rip flynns freckles too omg i forgot his freckles NOOOO #please just take this and let me run 🏃‍♀️💨 #graedari tron #slight nsfw?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

now...there are 2 ways Barnaby can react to his missing arm option 1: "WHERE [no no word] IS MY ARM??!!"

or option 2: "oh...erm...my arm's missing...ain't that....something..."

secret third option, actually!

"huh... guess i'm all right now"

#howdy promptly bursts out wheezing too hard to even make sound #while poppy and frank are mildly uncomfortable and wally is still processing that that was a Joke #granted. a joke said in a very Im Terrified/Disturbed & Trying To Hide It tone of voice... #actually huh. Huh. i just had a Thought #i mean everything ive said so far still absolutely stands #but... i think theyd move barnaby's unconscious body into the post office after julie wakes up #since they know its Inevitable! #so barnaby would wake up probably with at least poppy unless something is going on elsewhere that requires her help #maybe eddie fell in the lake again idk #or he'd wake up. poppy is elsewhere in the Very Packed office #he'd be '????' then notice the arm #he'd probably just lay back and stare at the ceiling. Processing. trying not to freak out #then later makes the joke about it #wh lights out au #rambles from the bog #hm... maybe howdy and wally are elsewhere #and then someone - eddie? frank? julie? - runs to tell them that barn is up #and Thats when they sprint like hell back to base without a care for noise <3

[gigantomachylesbian]

toxic yuri fans you NEED to get your hands on Black & White: Tough Love at the Office it is SO good and so bananas crazy

Some images because oh my god:

#k talks #yuri #gl #toxic yuri #black & white tough love at the office #two INSANELY competitive office ladies trying to outdo each other. beating each other up. having sex. beating each other up during sex #they're perfect for each other (too weird to be with anyone else) and also the way this artist draws women.... the power games.... #OUGH. volume 2 doesn't come out until July (but it does have an English physical release!!!!) but I think it's all available online too #RUN don't walk to your nearest comics store. or Crunchyroll. or bookshop.org. wherever. just get your hands on this I'm So Serious

[nutzworth]

unsure if ive talked about this but my personal opinion on the kids coming to earth c is this:

they enter the new earth as normal. as the snapchats intended. daves like hey i can time travel us all to normal society. it happens. its earth. its normal. NO one remembers who they are

and then they just have to live as normal god damn people. they have no power unless they like run for president or something. im unsure about the nature of troll/human/carapacian/consort kingdoms but i guess they can stay. the gods go into their allotted kingdoms as the snapchats intended but they have to like get a job. and pay for rent and make new friends and awkward small talk with neighbors and coworkers

i could probably list out all the jobs i think theyd have but i dont want to do that right now. just know i have it all thought out. mostly.

#homestuck #me #credits to some guy who drew dirk strider working at mcdonalds for this idea by the way #i think i reblogged their art sometime in the past #i also think this would lend itself to a more interesting and silly slice of life sitcom epilogue. like #everyones mostly the same but just a little more normal i guess. jane can still run for president but maybe she loses #dirk and jake have a show but its not on tv. its like earth c youtube channel and it has 100 thousand subscribers or something #and a fandom too #karkat gets an office job #okay thats it. i need to cut myself off

[aefensteorrra]

I do not have even an ounce of the social energy required for tomorrow... it's going to be so much

#have to go out today to buy a secret santa present too #which. thankfully I got the one person I have a few things in common with #so I'm going to buy tea?? apparently that's a very normal secret santa present #but the office christmas party is also tomorrow and uhhhhhh #I am much better physically today than yesterday but it's still like. not at all appealing #I could leave very early I guess #but yeah ideally today would also be spent in bed to prepare #so I'm gonna try to run my errands incredibly quickly lol

[transfagholmes]

ireland is too fucking small i can't believe this right. i got so lucky with my roommates bc we're a queer autistic flat but two days after meeting them i've found out that i went to the same tiny niche primary school with this guy eleven years ago and we've both transitioned now. i'm fucking reeling from this i can't even explain how it feels.

#i have so much to ask him #this is too surreal i left that school eleven years ago but its like. foundational memories. #first officer's log #this is a specific type of person to run into someone from there is like. oh you understand. and he's trans too???