#BC!argento

[hlurz]

I get inspired randomly to do a "Blind Channel as Los Simuladores quotes" that probably only will be appreciated by @gloryforthegreedy

Joonas as the unforgettable "¿No hay un piquito para mí?"

(Maybe it could be translated as "Isn't there a little kiss for me?")

Joel as the horny teenager that "así como lo ves se clava cinco pajas por día"

("Just as you see it, he jerks off five times a day" I guess?)

#I ran of ideas #blind channel #los simuladores #la tentación de poner a Tommi con Lamponne es grande #BC!argento

[crownedwille]

pretty cuties <3

#nikita uggla #frida argento #young royals #young royals cast #i hope we get some s3 promo pictures with them as well soon #but they're probably not gonna be as sweet and friendly to each other in the show than here lol #mine #yes i'm reposting bc it didn't show up in the tags let's hope now it does

[hillerskaroyals]

T-2 days

#if you saw my last post /this/ is what i was trying to save #is it good? no. is it posted? hell yeah brother #i truly cannot believe s2 is almost here #ngl this took both more and less time than i expected #although i was supposed to be doing research instead of spending 20min trying to get pics from the new interview for this #edvin my boy i need you to turn your head sideways more often bc the pickings were truly slim #also malte i love you but PLEASE put your hands down when you turn to the side once again the pickings were slim #also everyone looks so fucking good in this video word #young royals #young royals shitpost #omar rudberg #edvin ryding #malte gårdinger #nikita uggla #frida argento #mine

[thebhorror]

the horrors of having to work

#this time I’m sad bc dario argento film fest but I can’t go to most of the showings bc they are during the afternoon on weekdays #plus going into the city is expensive so I am just going to see suspiria #which favorite movie of all time and yet somehow I have not seen it in a theater yet

[trans-rights-adam-jensen]

I know there's a lot of people who think Aria gravitates toward Jensen because she has a crush on him, and/or because he's the only other augmented coworker she has, and that's all incredibly valid!!!!

But also consider:

She is also queer and immediately clocks his bisexual ass and goes "oh thank god I was dying of overexposure to the Straights."

#picus #helix #aria argento #adam jensen #dxmd #deus ex #mankind divided #bc she can't very well be friends with Miller #he's way too high up the chain #and while i hc Mac as aromantic pansexual he starts off completely unapproachable to anyone augged

[brachiocephalics]

about me! 💫 [like after read, please]

🌠 my aliases are sunder and marrow! i go by too many names [most notably: doctor, nurse, strangelove, chris, dave, idris, ethel, ruin, miette, seth, divine, tori, brandy]

🌠 she/her & ze/hir, transsexual stone butch lesbian

🌠 mixed afro-latine, brazilian

🌠 18 (august 29th)

🌠 autistic & disabled

🌠 poly & taken by my 4 lovely boyfriends! you can follow three of them here: rajke sacremots & oscar marthammasters & diego rejectfalseicons. we are a package deal :-)

🌠 my best friend is rory dogmotifdean. i am soulbonded to her and love her more than anyone else. follow him as well ❤️‍🩹

🩻 i enjoy sci-fi, horror, surrealism, erotic thrillers, war movies, formulaic TV shows, etc. some of my favourite directors include david cronenberg, lars von trier, dario argento & jesús franco. i don't have a letterboxd, i log all my film reviews in a beat-up notebook i have owned for about 8 years

🩻 some movies to get to know me: M*A*S*H, flesh for frankenstein, the texas chainsaw massacre, the house that jack built, rope (1948), near dark, suspiria, peeping tom, all quiet on the western front (1930), venus in furs, preaching to the perverted, mulholland drive, crash (1996), videodrome, apocalypse now, natural born killers, crimes of the future

🩻 some shows to get to know me: twin peaks, the twilight zone, the x-files, buffy the vampire slayer, doctor who, monty python's flying circus, M*A*S*H, supernatural, house M.D, succession, star trek, midnight mass, dexter, BrBa/BCS

🩻 i am very passionate about music! i am a rivethead, but i enjoy all forms of extreme metal, industrial rock, noise, IDM, hardcore punk, trip-hop & avant-garde, as well as several other genres. my favourite musician of all time is mike patton. i am very interested in all his projects and love talking about him :) 🫂

🩻 some bands/musical artists to get to know me: mr. bungle, faith no more, the alter boys, fantomas, KMFDM, raymond watts/PIG, depeche mode, foetus, godflesh, slint, aphex twin, orbital, atrax morgue, merzbow, lingua ignota, pharmakon, macronympha, nine inch nails/how to destroy angels, snake river conspiracy/mojave phone booth, primus, sepultura, wormrot, total fucking destruction, napalm death, cannibal corpse, crass, ramshackle glory, facada, morbid angel, lydia lunch/big sexy noise, portishead, nação zumbi, lamb, L7, sugarcoma, sonic youth

🩻 i am a medical student & hobby artist, as well as an amateur stage actor! i consider myself a big lover of the arts :)

i am always open to a chat and love it when people send me asks and DMs! thank you so much for reading! i hope we hit it off 🤞🏽

#disasterpiece.txt #personal #about me

[argentiniancharactertournament]

PRELIMINARY POLL

MUCHACHOS Ahora nos toca elegir que personnage merece ser considerado Argentino Honorario Por ese poll, solo argentinos votaran, por que me parece que nosotros solos deberiamos ser jueces de eso asi que QUIEN SE MERECE SER ARGENTINO HONORARIO?

A bit of propaganda first, from the submission round (that are not "hes argie bc i said so"):

Dio Brando:

Es literalmente un tincho rugbier.

despite being born in england he: has a latin name, with a latin surname and religiously is ok with catholicism. his father is named dario, also a latin name. many think this makes him italian however i think he's incredibly argentinean: - he has a huge ego, is in fact a canon godkin - he has no problems adapting to other cultures and lifestyles: canonically, he is able to outsmart the protagonist because he knew all the streets in cairo, calling his rival a mere tourist. this for a victorian era brit is far too rare of a behavior aka, he was an inmigrant before - he had no qualms with working with a roman catholic priest, who is also an italian-american descendant, but he never relates to that, disproving the italian hc - is a blonde, rich, misogynistic and overtly violent rugbier, and this is before he becomes a vampire - if that isn't enough: his alternative universe counterpant is named diego, indicating dio's fullname is diego and everyone including himself calls him by a nickname. a god complex dude named diego, the d10s comparision cannot be realer

juega al rugby

Diego Armando:

SE LLAMA DIEGO ARMANDO Y LO QUISIERON MATAR CON DROGAS QUE MAS QUERESSSSSSSSSS espero que en el huequito de los headcanons haya un lugar para el abogado/fiscal que le tira tazas de cafe al Phoenix porque si le tirase un mate, se le meteria la bombilla en el ojo y eso es un poco mucho para un juego catalogado T (creo xd)

Figaro Garcia:

1. Una de mis cábalas para el mundial fue ponerme en tumblr un icon de él con la bandera argentina de fondo DESPUÉS de que perdimos contra Arabia Saudita, y ya sabemos lo que pasó después 2. Su apellido es García 3. Vive en un país ficticio denominado solamente "País del Sur", y como buen sudaca egocéntrico elijo creer que nos representa 4. Figaro no solo es argentino si no que es el argentino menos mentiroso

No será canon pero mirá el nombre que le pusieron, para mí que merece un lugar

A VOTAR

#polls #preliminary poll #argentina #argie posting #dio brando #jojos bizarre adventure #diego armando godot #ace attorney #figaro garcia #mahoyaku #promise of wizard

[scarlettjulz]

argento Ruggie bc why not? I wanted an excuse to draw him for so long and finally, as he came home in the fist single pull in the new event, I got my excuse

#twst #twisted wonderland #ruggie bucchi #idk why but i feel like he would enjoy mate #i mean #he eats dandelions #what a man #doodles #my art #artists on tumblr

[jacketrepresents]

a friendquaintance showed me the cine2nerdle battle game thing last night and i decided to play against a random stranger… we had some momentum going & they then took the match from de niro to de palma via hi mom 1970 (!!!) so i hit em back with phantom of the paradise and they used the jessica harper link to take us to suspiria! which is a connection i’m kind of obsessed with both bc jessica harper is such an interesting performer to me but also bc i feel like de palma draws a lot from giallo in some of his movies incl phantom…anyway we traded a few argentos back and forth before they ultimately beat me & then they said good game at the end :,) but i couldnt figure out how to send a message back alas…anyway i love them and feel like i cant play it again out of respect for them. good tidings stranger wherever you are

#they also picked real genius for val kilmer which i Loved #bc thats what i originally know him from lol #game that was created for the specific neural connections i have built up over the years

[unbornwhiskeyy]

i have two essay ideas percolating in my head (one about argento’s three mothers trilogy (suspiria/inferno/mother of tears) and another about how almost famous destroyed cameron crowe’s ability to make movies (not really a value judgment bc i sort of adore elizabethtown and aloha and find them formally interesting despite their obvious and many problems) and maybe i’ll even write them next year! who knows

[hlurz]

I just realized that Tarja Turunen knows about Malafama and probably listen to La Motito de Carlitos many times, and that's just beautiful...

#also some of the points of BC!Argento is closer that I thought when I wrote that...

[dreamsofalifeold]

((I kind of want to retool Shy's Muppet verse bc the whole thing kinda makes me...idk, itchy? Like, it fit when I created it, but I want to redo it to adapt to who the character is now.

But basically, the story is that Shy is a ticket-taker and a wannabe director who worships the likes of Sofia Coppola and Dario Argento. Being someone with an abstract thought process and a weird way of viewing things, it makes sense to me that she'd be interested in the aesthetic, interpretive side of things; she's somebody who's very protective and defensive of her ideas, and letting someone else change her work isn't something she would ever do.

She got the job at the theater after having a nervous breakdown in her late 20's, and doing some soul searching. Realizing she wasn't where she wanted to be in life, she decided to look outside of her hometown for new opportunities. Funny enough, her father's ex girlfriend, Carla, is the sister-in-law of the owner of the Muppet Theater; Carla was one of the only girlfriends of his that Shy both remembers and actually liked, and she pulled some strings to get her the job as a ticket taker. She basically pulled a Scooter and got a job because of weird nepotism lol.

So now she's laying low, trying to build up her portfolio, and figure out her next step while she tries to break into the Industry.

She's also a little more confident and fiery in this verse; she's a tiny blue noodle who dresses like Jojo fuckin Siwa and she's still capable of being opinionated and artistic and she WILL tell you as much.

In a more modern verse branching off, she's hanging around and trying to direct the Electric Mayhem's new music video. She's the only director they could afford because she's doing this for experience, candy, and 300 bucks cash.))

#out of the grave (ooc) #cryptie shut up (mun speaks) #v: rainbow disconnection

[90sbee]

i can't stop thinking about the dude that did a fandub version of leon talking in spanish bc shut up. it felt so accurate. AND IT WAS AN ARGENTINIAN VERSION. LEON TALKING IN ARGENTO. screaming

#i can't with the generic latino voice for him #and i'm mostly neutral abt spain's version but #THIS ONE. MEOW. #i just think it's neat #i should check out the italian dub and see how that feels like

[mivyarts]

Dumb little sketch of Asia Argento bc I'm having B. Monkey brainrot happening as a side effect of my usual insanity

#asia argento #my art #digital art #i get why alan risked it all for her

[sandydumpster]

I'm gonna use this blog to say this, bc it's the most anonymous social network I have.

Johnny Depp won the trial! What a surprise.

Y'all are outside, on the internet on your phones, mocking and bullying Amber Heard for a white man who won a trial against his battered ex-wife. Don't get me wrong, I don't support any of them, but what you're doing is not right. They are both abusers and toxic, but Johnny Depp? Johnny Depp is a bad person.

I have lived all my life with battered women, I am a battered woman, I have been a victim. I know what an abusive relationship can do to a person's psyche. Maybe Amber Heard went through that. It may not fit your role as "battered woman", but you are treating him as a hero, and her as the villain, when the reality is not that.

And I've seen you, I've seen you forget all the bad things he's done just because he won a motherfucking trial. A fucking trial against a woman, as if it wqs too much, as if justice ever gave a shit about women.

But this goes beyond that, this is no longer about both being abusers, it's not about Amber being a victim or not, it's not about Johnny being an abuser or not.

It's about your internalized misogyny, it's about Hollywood, it's about how as Johnny has won the trial he's automatically a good person for everyone and Amber is a fucking witch. It's about a man who is handsome and talented and has captured hearts in all the world, that told her wife that he was going to rape and kill her. That he hit her. That he is or was a drug addict. That he let her fifteen-year-old daughter date with an older man. I deny that Amber also did any of this? No. But I remind you that Johnny did too.

You know what Amber didn't do?

Amber did not defend the confessed rapist of a thirteen year old girl.

In 1977, Roman Polanski rapes Samantha Geimer. A 13 year old girl.

In 1999 Johnny Depp makes the movie "The Ninth Gate".

In 2010 Johnny Depp defends Roman Polanski in an interview. Clearly saying "why now? There must be money involved. Why now? Clearly Polanski is not a predator. He is now 75 years old, has beautiful children, has a wife."

The man you have on a pedestal defended the rapist of a minor. But it doesn't matter, because when the man who says it is handsome and talented, sisterhood and sorority doesn't exist.

The people on twt who is unfollowing you bc you said you don't support Amber Heard? Maybe they are not unfollowing you bc of that. Maybe they are unfollowing you bc you support Johnny Depp.

Like Johnny Depp, there is a whole list of actors, actresses and directors who defend Polanski: Woody Allen, Wes Anderson, Jean-Jaques Annaud, Asia Argento, Darren Aronofsky, Paul Aster, Monica Bellucci, Gael García Bernal, Adrien Brody, Penelope Cruz, Alfonso Cuarón, Guillermo del Toro, Jonathan Demme, Alexandre Desplat, Xavier Dolan, Stephen Frears, Harrison Ford, Terry Gilliam, Taylor Hackford, David Lynch, Martin Scorsese, Tilda Swinton... And many more, including the now diseased Harvey Weinstein.

Only one person on that list has publicly apologized and regretted signing an apology to Polanski (Natalie Portman)

Do you believe Amber? seem right. Do you believe Johnny? Go ahead, I don't care. Domestic violence against men exists, abusive women exist. But don't you dare say that Johnny Depp is a good person.

She was just a child. A fucking child.

Don't forget that 13-year-old girl just because your favorite actor won a trial.

This is all I'm ever going to say about this topic. Sorry for the rant. If you want to unfollow me go ahead.

#trial #johnny depp #amber heard #roman polanski #johnny depp trial #amber heard trial #defamation trial #lawsuit #camille vasquez #benjamin rottenborn

[planetdream]

ooooh rec time!!!! highly recommend any of satoshi kon's work, especially perfect blue and paprika!! for more straightforward horror, i suggest annihilation (which has a bit of a sci-fi twist), the ritual, the platform, the wailing (lots of 'the' titles nejdjdndh), and suspiria (both old and new!)

aaaa thank you :) i’ve never seen the first two but i’ve seen all the others (except for the suspiria remake bc the original means a lot to me and i think argento films should be left alone)

#💌 — mail time #trying to sound normal whenever i mention film on here #but i was a film major so….