#Barbie convos

[harrywavycurly]

What about Barbie!Reader seeing a phone for the first time?🥺❤️

Hiii lovey!! This went more funny than I thought it would but I hope you enjoy this conversation!💖

*Eddie really doesn’t know if you’re joking or not*

“Eddie this…this thing on the counter is uhm…doing something and making noise.” “The what?…oh that’s just my phone.” “What’s it doing?” “Uh it’s ringing and…vibrating.” “What kind of accessory is that? Why do you need something that makes noise and…vibrates?” “Uhm…uh it’s not…an accessory it’s a phone? Don’t..don’t you have one?” “I do but it’s just a little pink rectangle…with a sticker on it that looks like a screen…is this a real one?..it’s heavy and…ugly.” “Ugly? It’s just a phone it doesn’t need to be pretty.” “Even just a phone can be pretty.” “Right..of course.” “Oh this feels nice is this what it’s for?” “I have to be dreaming…” “oh man it stopped…Eddie fix it.” “It’s a phone not a back massager…it stopped because the person calling hung up…” “someone was calling?” “Yeah it’s how..people can talk to each other when we aren’t in the same house.” “See that’s why Dream houses don’t have walls so we can see each other even from across the street and talk to each other! You guys should just do that.” “Uh…yeah..I don’t think that’s gonna happen.” “Oh someone’s calling again…what do I do?” “Just hit the green button and say hello.” “Okay…uh green button..Hi this is Barbie!” “Good…no you’re supposed to…stay on the phone…not just walk away…and now I’m talking to myself…awesome.”

#Eddie Munson x Barbie!Reader #eddie munson au #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x you fluff #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x reader fluff #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x fem!reader fluff #eddie munson fanfiction #modern!eddie munson #eddie munson x bimbo!reader #eddie munson #my little dungeon master baby #Barbie convos

[infintyonhigh]

kinda fucked how there isnt an all girl fall out boy cover band called. well, called fall out girl

#are cover bands even a thing anymore they should be #anyway train of thought brought to u by the ongoing convo me and my irl been having #about the bnd2 vinyl in the barbie movie #v minor barbie spoilers ahead: and how it shouldnt be in that scene bc fall out boy is for the girls and the gays #isa.txt

[allimocha]

Doing a Barbie Legacy Challenge in the Sims~! Original challenge created by @sims-himbo ~!

I’ll make updates on any significant moments that happen.

Starting with my first Generation Barbie, Barbie Brooks, aka Housewife Barbie~

She’s married Akira Kibo~ and they have a baby named Barbie-Anne, the heir for the next generation.

I also made a Barbie welcome mat cc cause why not lol.

#alli’s convos #sims 4 custom content #sims 4 #barbie legacy #si #sims barbie legacy #ts4

[psycheadelic]

I really wished the mom and daughter in the Barbie movie actually talked about their relationship change more and what specifically made them drift apart bc like idk that whole plot point felt pretty weak to me. I guess I just wanted more out of it even with the explanation they gave... 

#they really lacked 1v1 convos without barbie the person being the topic of them #and sure its a movie about barbie #but the theme is that we all are our own barbies so why cant mom barbie have a good heart to heart with daughter barbie without someone else #being there that includes you allan #barbie #barbie spoilers #barbie movie spoilers

[eldritch-thrumming]

i saw that review on letterboxd of all the rhetorical questions for barbie and like… the more i think abt it, the more i’m certain that the review’s author fundamentally misunderstood the film. barbie land is not a utopia in the way that adults would think abt a utopia, like the author seems to imply… barbie land is canonically shaped by little girls playing with their dolls. that’s why we see a supreme court. thats why there are nobel prizes and authors and lawyers (also because that’s how the toys are marketed… would there be a mermaid in ur utopia??? there would be in mine!). that’s why barbie and ken don’t necessarily know what a boyfriend and girlfriend are “meant” to do (not to mention that the author’s assumption that sex is fundamental to a romantic relationship is problematic at best). that’s why barbie is indifferent to ken (i personally had the life size barbie and my sister had the barbie dream house—we had the working woman barbie game, i had the genie barbie gameboy game, we had countless barbie dolls; we didn’t own a single ken doll lol). barbie land is a world created by and for little girls as they play with their dolls (she says in a comment on the original post “don’t little girls play with their dolls in a sexual way?” and yeah, sure, some do. but i didn’t and i’m sure there are others who didn’t… just like there are some girls who completely mutilated their own dolls and made them into horrifying creatures)… that’s why stereotypical barbie starts having an existential crisis—because a grown woman begins to play with her doll again and starts reshaping barbie land… we, as the audience, are meant to understand this as an outlier to how barbie land is canonically created. the author also calls ken “crass” and “slovenly”… maybe after he builds the patriarchy in barbie land he becomes “crass” but i wouldn’t call him slovenly at any point in the film (i suppose this is just semantics tho).

also, please stop saying that barbie land is a reversal of the real world. it isn’t, even if that may have been the filmmakers intentions. again, barbie is indifferent to ken. she does not abuse him, she does not treat him like he exists to service her by cooking or cleaning or providing other favors for her… barbie does not oppress ken in the way that men oppress women in the real world (we have no idea if he owns property or where he lives and she doesn’t seem to particularly care—extremely different from the fact that women couldn’t have their own bank accounts or credit cards, get a mortgage on their own or divorce their husbands through no fault divorce until the second half of the 20th century in the us… within a lot of our mothers and grandmothers lifetimes!!!!) and it is a complete disservice to conflate or equate the two. we actually see barbie drawing clear boundaries around her time and space in regards to ken—this is not a reversal of misogyny as women and girls experience it in the real world, by any stretch of the imagination.

is the film perfect or revolutionary or radical? of course not. it was produced by major studios and corporations in hollywood. of course the barbie movie is a fucking commercial for barbie, like… to expect anything different is just extremely dumb on your part if u saw the trailer, saw the marketing, saw the interviews, bought a ticket, and sat ur ass in the theater, like be fuckin serious. but don’t do women and girls a disservice by discrediting the world and thoughts and ideas it could open up for them by seeing themselves be taken seriously on screen in a major summer blockbuster with stupid fucking questions because u want to feel superior to everyone else because YOU and ONLY YOU see through the capitalist marketing of lipstick pop girlboss feminism (especially when juxtaposed with the way the female characters are treated in oppenheimer, which we cannot help but compare to the barbie film with the viral marketing of barbenheimer).

#i had to block a bunch of people so their barbie takes would stop showing up in my for you tab lol #i just wanna read steddie fanfic and reblog cute barbie gifs not see ur lame ass takes abt how barbie is evidence that both patriarchies #AND matriarchies are bad #there is not a society on earth where women treat men the way women have treated women for millennia… even the matriarchies smh #the way men have treated women*** literal smh!!!! #barbie spoilers #tagging this as barbie spoilers but not using the barbie tag bevause i don’t want to get into all that tbh #i’m just frustrated… esp as someone who teaches film #every time a female led film comes out we have to have these same convos over and over #let’s talk abt how oppenheimer glorifies the atomic bomb and doesn’t acknowledge the indigenous populations that the bomb was tested on!!!! #let’s talk abt how oppenheimer doesn’t even acknowledge the japanese experience of the bomb!!!! bevause oppenheimer is the real victim #let’s talk abt how christopher nolan repeatedly uses the trope of mentally ill suffering crazy woman to propel his male protagonists story!! #he’s just so sad :( that he killed thousands of ppl :( #anyways i’m over it lol #ok wait making this non rebloggable bevaude i don’t wanna argue w anyone i literally jus wanna say my piece into a void 🙏

[innasoletskaya]

july 2024

" i didn't bring any presents, they can use the things i gave to your last ten children. " ( @barbiebraganca )

#⁺ 𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐀 / convo › barbie.

[noctuafought]

"well, if you pay attention, you'd see that miss barbie roberts is actually an assassin, and here's my evidence," he opens a thick notebook filled with writing and pictures.

#open. #★ мy ιɴѕιdeѕ αre copper && ι'd ĸιll тo мαĸe тнeм ɢold. ❞ in character. #kinda crack but lowkey v serious from diluc's pov #based off a disco convo #diluc is a barbie stan & is in his barbie era #indulge him if you will 🩷

[opens-up-4-nobody]

God. One of my little sisters is such a bitch. She's done me some genuine damage in exacerbating my already social bad anxiety. But when I have dreams where she's been hurt or killed, it's so horrible bc she's still my lil sister :-(

#its bc last night my dad had a dream she was in a car wreck. he transferred that anxiety onto me #shes such a bitch tho.just like intolerant of things she doesnt understand. and she does not understand my unwell brain #i think she likes my youngest sistsr best now. which fair bc i do too but we used to be besties. we used to explore in the woods together #and play ellos and barbies and legos and poly pockets and magnets. and now we never text eachother. its sorta sad #its not just me tho. my youngest sister and i have a 4 year gap so we weren't really interacting much when were were little bc she was too #bby to me but shes such a genuinely lovely person now. shes a special ed and preschool teacher. i asked her mom how she ended up with both #of my sisters bc my middle sister is the most like entitled person i kno. like my parents r very generous and she doesnt think for a moment #about not accepthing things from them. she thinks shes owed that amd more. its so strange #and my mom was like. thank goodness i got the youngest bc otherwise id think something was wrong with me #im prob somewhere in the middle of them. my brain is just more fucked up so like im greatful but im struggling. theres not a ton of like #really obvious mental illness in my family tho. just here and there someone should b diagnosed and get a bit of help. my uncle is the only #other one who could possibly be bipo1ar but hes also got a lot of problems: severe adhd and possibly b0rderline. so it could just b that but #my dad says when u talk to him sometimes things just doent make sense bc hes had convos in his head wuth you so he thinks u kno already #idk. its interesting tho #unrelated

[megaawkwardhuman]

cringetober day 9: crossover ship/rarepair

they're reading about horses :]

originally I wasn't going to do ken from the barbie X nandor but 1 I couldn't think of anything else and 2 this idea popped into my head and like how could I NOT draw it!?

#side note: ken's hair was for some reason kinda hard to draw???? #like I hope you get the picture but honestly I gave up XD #guess you can say I had KENOUGH- #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #the barbie movie #ken barbie movie #nandor x ken #so I guess kendor? #cringetober #cringetober 2023 #*funny tag for my art* #bun stuff #somewhere else barbie and memo are having a convo about life and death

[quotidian-oblivion]

Out of context lines shitpost

Quo in normal text and Nogolsta in bold.

So! It's Quo again. And this time with Nogolsta (ao3: I_Is_A_Fangirl_Yee) with me! She was the one who introduced me to fanfiction on that fateful dreary night during camp, reading out loud to the whole dorm. The BarbiexRacquelle wattpad fic will never leave me. And that's not a good thing, me being here is all your fault.

You're welcome :)

Anyways, it's been years since that happened and we finally officially met during our childcare course. And! We found that we were both in the batfam fandom too! So yeah, we got plans for fics in the future, mainly me writing with Nogolsta creating half the plotline and beta-ing.

Don't worry fic readers i make sure she is punished for her crimes against the bat boys. I personally make sure of it

Guys I'm being whacked with a crochet hook.

Stabbed. You're being stabbed with a crochet hook.

But other than that! We're both agents of chaos and say the most random shit that doesnt make sense to others. Therefore, we bring to you: ✨out of context lines shitpost✨

Enjoy reading them as much as we found it funny to document them. There will be more.

That sounds like a threat.

It was.

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Out of context fandom shit: 

Nogolsta: Realistically, you can physically torture a 4-year-old

*Learning about how important child development is* Quo: I think I just got an angst idea

Quo: Nogolsta, Nogolsta. I need more torture ideas Nogolsta: *sighs* Share the doc with me and I’ll add my ideas onto it.

Quo, while talking about emotional development: Hey Miss, so can little kids get anxiety or like panic attacks and stuff? Nogolsta: *turns to Quo with the most disappointed look* Teacher: Yes, if they’ve been in a traumatic situation. Quo: *turns to Nogolsta with the most victorious look*

*Teacher talking about negative signs in child development* Quo: Holy shit Nogolsta: *sneakily snapping a photo* I gotchu dude Quo: Thank you

Quo: I took a test while I was sick and got a C :( Nogolsta: I once took a test while high on pain medication Quo: What Nogolsta: 11 different pills. Swallowed all at once. With coffee. Quo: Sometimes I wonder if you’re the real Tim. Nogolsta: And I got an A. Quo: You’re definitely the real Tim.

Teacher: So a child being in a negative environment like an abusive family can cause them anxiety. Now what’s the opposite of that? A loving supporting family— Yes? Quo, lowering hand: So if a child is in that abusive environment… Nogolsta: *turns to Quo for the second time with another disappointed look* Quo, ignoring her: …and you say if they had anxiety, would that mean that they would have… panic attacks? Like a toddler as well? Teacher: Well, it really depends on each person because no one can tell by just looking. They can have panic attacks, emotional outbursts, bed wetting, a number of things. Quo, whispering: Bed-wetting. Missed that. Nogolsta: *stabs Quo with a crochet hook under the desk*

Teacher, scrolling through the document: Oh look, here are some negative examples of bad childhoods. Nogolsta, turning to Quo: That's for you! Quo: I’m getting so many fic ideas rn

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Non-fandom:

*Makes a 126 cm long poster of child development areas* Nogolsta: I hope this isn’t offensive, but could you realistically put this on as a hijab Quo: Quo: WeLl WhY NoT tRY iT? Note: It worked.

Quo: I wanna kill myself Nogolsta: Oh, don’t do that. I care for you too much for— Quo: I wanna commit war crimes then Nogolsta: I support that

*While making a poster* Nogolsta, drawing a pair of hands reaching out to a toy: Quo: It looks like a cult sign. A hand reaching out to the sun Nogolsta: Don’t judge my fingers!

*talking about drawing a baby playing with feet and toes* Quo: Alright, but as long as you don’t draw— Nogolsta: I’m NoT DRawiNG tOeS!

*Talking about drawing what a 3-5 year old is able to do* Nogolsta: We could do dresses themselves here and then moving along to music in the other one Quo: …I kinda like the going to toilet by themselves bit Nogolsta: I’m not drawing a toilet Quo: I wanna draw a toilet Nogolsta: We’re not drawing a toilet Quo: I wanna draw a toilet… Nogolsta: We’re not drawing a toilet. Note: We did not end up drawing a toilet :(

Nogolsta: So my cousin got slapped with a pancake Quo: No one around me gives me context!

Teacher: So what’s the next section… ah, gifted and talented children! *Quo and Nogolsta both flinch* Nogolsta, whispering: The flashback I got from being a gifted kid Quo: Who’s a gifted kid now Nogolsta: Ha not me! Quo: Me neither! *Fist bump*

#my friend's an idiot #out of context #shitpost #batfamily #fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic writing #fanfic authors #fanfic writer #fanfic author #meeting internet friends irl #reunited #barbie fanfiction #barbie brought us together barbie will take us out #to dinner hopefully #for the record #most of these tags were suggested by nogolsta #nogolsta says hi #i want that to be an official tag #quotidian convos #cuz mine's that #this is great #children #childcare #childcare class gone wrong #high schoolers #shit high schoolers say #while in a childcare class #who are also fanfic writers #and readers

[mysticalcactuspants]

You can fucking BET my ass is all decked out in pink and glittery shit with a fuckload of cleavage and everything to go see the Barbie movie. Being a dude doesn’t mean I gotta stop liking that shit, nor does it ever mean im going to surrender my cinnamoroll backpack. Living & thriving in this moment

#had a lengthy substanceless convo with a Jesus freak yesterday #didn’t say shit about being a queer but i do like the idea of eventually coming across her again once i start presenting masc in public #it was mostly to keep her from harassing other people because she seemed… the most palatable to put up with #but still insufferable #y do people feel comfortable telling others they’re going to experience eternal torture in so many words #anyway #Barbie 2023 #July 21st babyyyyy #gonna see the movie w my partner

[harrywavycurly]

Barbie!Reader and Eddie just make sense and I’d give you all my love if we could get some conversations between them💓💓

Hiii babes!! I agree it makes sense right? I will gladly take all your love😂 enjoy these random conversations between Eddie and Barbie!Reader💖

-find Eddie Munson x Barbie!Reader here✨

*Eddie just wants to make sure you have your floaty*

“Uh I like your swimsuit…it’s very…pink.” “Oh thank you honey it’s from the Malibu swim collection it’s one of my favorites…is the pool ready yet?” “Yeah about that…where are your floaties?” “Uhm well…I don’t know? They usually are just always…in the pool?” “This isn’t your pool remember? This isn’t your Dream-house it’s an apartment…so this pool doesn’t have your floaties in it.” “Oh no heart float that keeps me from actually getting wet?” “What do you mean keeps you from getting wet?” “Well the pool in the Dream house is…a sticker…I’ve never actually been in a pool with…water before.” “So you…you don’t know how to…swim.” “I’m Barbie…how hand can it be?” “Yeahhhh we gotta get you some floaties.”

“Eddie! Eddie I need help!” “What’s wrong? What…holy shit.” “I don’t know what happened I was just…trying to put on some blush and…and now I look like this…” “okay uhm well…did anything normally appear on your brush when you…did your makeup in Barbieland?” “Uhm…no? It just…was already on my cheeks…” “So…and don’t take this the wrong way but uh you…don’t know how to put on makeup do you?” “Oh god…how…how can I be Barbie without rosy cheeks and perfect eyelashes?” “You’ll just have to learn how to apply blush and uh…do your eyelashes…here you can watch people do their makeup on..you know what that’s not important just here…watch this and it’ll tell you step by step what to do.” “Oh look at her! She’s so nice and..so wow she’s so pretty!” “Yeah she’ll uh show you how to…do all this.” “Thank you Eddie!”

“You can’t be serious.” “What’s wrong?” “You…you can’t wear that.” “Why not? You said we are going to a concert this is my concert outfit…you don’t like it?” “What? No it’s…it’s great but this crowd isn’t exactly the kind that will appreciate the uhm pink sequin skirt and…heart shaped top…with fringe.” “Why not? Everyone likes fringe.” “Uh because this is…a metal concert…” “I know that’s why I wore my boots.” “You don’t have like…a pair of jeans?” “Of course I do…they are pink and flared with heart shaped pockets on the back.” “I should’ve known they’d be pink…” “want me to put those on?” “You know what? Fuck it…wear what you have on…I know how to fight.”

#Eddie Munson x Barbie!reader #eddie munson concept #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson au #eddie munson x fem!reader fluff #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson x you fluff #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x reader fluff #eddie munson #my little dungeon master baby #modern!eddie munson #Barbie convos

[aeide-thea]

poll made by a minor so i'm not linking but it was like 'why do you have short nails? list of possible justifications' and i was just immediately like. i hate your framework already. why are you framing this as 'i assume long nails are Normal so if you have short nails what's your excuse.' why do you have long nails.

#like i tried not 2 phrase that last bit dickishly bc i don't actually want to insult anyone who DOES keep their nails long— #people get to decide they're making a slightly less utilitarian grooming choice bc it makes them feel good!— #but the poll just DID feel a little bit 2 me like. 'do you have feet that aren't permanently high heel-shaped à la barbie. explain' #anyway this is one of those things where like. i assume the OP is like. very steeped in Received Ideas and trying 2 climb out #so it super is just like. not a convo for me hence why i've retreated 2 complain abt it here #but oof does it not actually feel good when kids are like 'why aren't you obeying the dictates of femininity' #even though it's actually actively good they're questioning that! #just like. please stop hitting my bruises thx :)

[theloyalpin]

the way almost every biracial light skint in hollywood has denied benefitting from colorism and proximity to whiteness like..

#and when you try to have that convo here come our fellow blackies defending the erasure of dark skinned women in media ☠️ #everyone obsessed with taylor russell and tessa thompson but i cant look at them the same knowing they both did that shit #especially taylor cause she really acting like she got bullied for being light and pretty it’s extremely laughable 😭☠️☠️ #fka twigs that one barbie from the movie idk her real name etc etc #but it’s BHM so lemme be quiet sha.. only gonna stress myself out when most ppl don’t care

[ciaraloves]

look at my art purchase for the month!

#ciara’s convos #the arts and my heart and me #barbie

[doesnotloveyou]

swifties talk about her like she runs a cult. they discuss her lore and predict her future like she's a tv series. they read into every costume change like it's a secret message she's sending to them specifically. they are literally deciding her fate using numerology. touching grass isn't enough for these people, they think she planted the grass and made it rain too

#imagine letting some white woman named “taylor” live rent free in your head #she's barbie and ariana is bratz and neither of them has interested me at any point in their existence #ppl are freaking weird #i heard the same culty convos when beyonce dropped lemonade #she's selling music she's selling her body and her face and her name and her voice #do these women now have to sell their personal life and deepest innermost thoughts to you as well? is this feminism? #yall #super celebs are living my personal nightmare and i don't know how they do it #i would absolutely be on the “she killed herself at 27” list if i had this many mouth breathing psychos on my case 24/7 #as if the industry wasn't bad enough fans are often disgusting people #dnly rants #fandom