script bfw
Opening narration in a Star Wars crawl screen type way. Cyd begins speaking like a Star Wars character but Shelby interrupts, telling her to read the book how it’s supposed to be. Cyd complains that her version of the opening is way cooler than Shelby’s but Shelby insists. Cyd says fine and we cut to Cyd and Shelby’s house at night. Once Upon A Time there lived two time travelers who wanted nothing more than to sleep until morning. However, fate had different plans for them that day. Or night? Isn’t it still night since it was 4am? Either way, it was just too early to wake up.
The girls
It opens to a Star Wars screen crawl. Cyd’s voice is heard speaking the following lines as they go up the screen.
Cyd: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away there lived two galactic time jumping rebels who -
The screen suddenly freezes like a stopped VHS tape.
Shelby: Wait, Cyd, we agreed to not go with the space version.
Cyd: I know but the space version is cool, Shelby, it’s in /space/. Cyd And Shelby In Space! What could be cooler than that!
Shelby: You know I am totally on board with this whole story about us fighting crime and saving the galaxy and all but we really need to talk about what actually happened!
Cyd: Okay, okay, you’re right. I’ll start over.(Wording here is weird? Probably need a different reaction from Cyd, like she’s gotta start over but I just don’t like the reaction here rn)
Scene changes to Barry’s lab. Daisy is holding a few storybooks.
Cyd’s voiceover: Once upon a time in the magnificent kingdom that was Barry’s lab, there was a princess who couldn’t wait to go to her first dance in years.
Daisy: Tonight’s going to be so great. I’ve been to many balls back in my day and I miss them so much. The last time I went to one, I was courted by four princes.[Then: she whispers to the girls] Two of them were princesses in disguise!
Barry: [Confused] You were locked in the tower beginning on your 12th birthday, so…you were courted by princes when you were 11?
Daisy: No, Barry, don’t be silly. I may have been locked in a tower against my will but my captors weren’t all rude. I was let out to go to many balls and to do other fun activities within the kingdom.
Barry: Really?
Daisy: [completely deadpan with a side of ‘you’re an idiot’] No, Barry, I was locked in a tower against my will. That’s why when I found out that you guys still had balls in 2016 I became so ecstatic.[Then: turns to the girls happily] I am so glad I can go with you two!
Cyd: Aww, it really is great how you think a dance located in the middle of a moldy school gym is going to be fun.
Shelby: I think it’s going to be fun.
Cyd: Me too! I can’t wait!
As Cyd and Shelby smile at each other Barry looks at the books Daisy is holding.
Barry: Daisy, why do you have a bunch of children’s books?
Daisy: They’re not children’s books, they’re princess books. Naldo gave them to me.
Naldo: My mom was about to throw them out, so I had to do something.(Then: whispers to Barry) But they stay in my room at night. She only has them during the day to keep my mom from not knowing any better(change this to something more naldo-y? or is this good enough? thoughts?)
Daisy: Yeah, and I really do like these. They’re so relatable.
Cyd: How are they relatable? (Cyd picks up Cinderella) This one is about a girl whose dress was made by mice and had a fairy godmother who turned a pumpkin into a carriage. She also had glass shoes, which would be totally impossible to walk in if it were real and really, the whole “you have to be back by midnight” thing is a little…
She trails off as she realizes people were staring at her in disbelief.
Cyd: (defensive) What? We all know this story. We’ve seen the movies!
Daisy: (takes the book back from Cyd) I haven’t, and I think these stories are magical. Going to a ball, finding your one true love…I never got to do that. All the princesses in these stories find true love somehow. And there’s even a story about a princess trapped in a tower! That’s great - I mean - getting trapped in a tower isn’t great but…she was a princess trapped in a tower, I’m a princess who was in a tower…and now I’m out and I get to go to a ball!
Shelby: That’s nice, Daisy, and Cyd and I can’t wait to go to the dance with you, but…you do realize it’s not going to be as extravagant as they were back where you came from, right? Or in those books.
Cyd: With our school budget we’d be lucky if they even decorated the place.
Shelby: Yeah, we wouldn’t want you to get your hopes up about our dance. It may be called the ‘Flower Ball” but it’s less of a ball and more of ‘let’s just gather around in a haphazardly cleaned room while wearing fancy clothes for a few hours’ sort of thing.
Daisy: Oh, don’t worry, I understand completely. The dress I got for this will be really casual, not like the type of dresses I used to wear back home.
As she speaks, she walks to the door and opens it then carts in this huge, puffy puffy dress. Like, cinderella puffy but you could probably hide a person under it. Everyone is speechless.
Daisy: ….What? Is this too casual?(Gotta change the wording)The camera pans in on Cyd and Shelby’s shocked expressions I think and then Cyd’s voice over goes:Cyd: And in that moment Cyd and Shelby realize that taking an olden princess and bringing her to a modern dance wouldn’t be as easy as they thought it would be. Naldo: (whispers to the group but like, still loud because that’s what Naldo does) It might be just me, but I don’t think she really gets it!THEME SONG??????After the theme song you have the girls
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i was tagged by @taking-back-my-life and honestly may i just say how honoured i feel like i’ve never been tagged for one of these things so here i go i guess wow WHOOP LET’S DO THIS
Name: youngbloodthekilljoy
Nickname(s): (don’t call me) son, patricia, (i’m notcha) son, grand...child waitnothat’sweirdugh (long story lol)
Zodiac Sign: pieces
Height: idk 5′6″ or 7″ or some shit
Favorite fruit: not to be a stereotype but watermelon
Favorite season: fall cause it has the spring feel but cooler, less bright, and less bugs and my clothes go great with the fall aesthetic(tm)
Favorite book: “The Monticello Furlough” by @michelleaemerlind OR “Simon vs the Homo-Sapien Agenda” is QUALITY SHIT
Favorite flower: i honestly kinda hate flowers like they don’t smell all that good and they’re so hard to maintain and when they wilt they attract bugs and shit and bees always surround them and the bright colours hurt my eyes
Favorite scent: this is weird but like that post sneeze smell you know like after you sneeze but it’s not a snotty one that is some tasty shit also petrichor (which is the smell of dust after rain #thanksdoctor)
Favorite color: black like my soul
Favorite animal: daaag idek i guess...pppfffft...elephants...yeah....OH MY GOSH WAIT ACTUALLY YES ELEPHANTS ARE SO CUTE
Coffee, tea, or cocoa? tea, cocoa sometimes makes me nauseous and i hate coffee
Average sleep hours: hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah
Cat or dog person: binaries suck they’re both the best
Favorite fictional character: either barry or naldo from bfw OOH OR HENRY OR RAY FROM HENRY DANGER i love the way cooper and jace made those characters come alive
Number of blankets you sleep with: two or one but the one feels like a CLOUD
Dream trip: a tour with fall out boy
Blog created: July 2016
Number of followers: 152 (ayyyyy)
lol okay that was fun i tag @ellenarcher, @hamilpan-potato, @hidingoutbackstage, @afantasticbastard, @naldoheartsbarry, @labratswhore, @openmynded, @michelleaemerlind, @peterick-queen, @dork-with-a-uke, and i guess anyone else who wants to go nuts buddies
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I'm back, bitchachos! I had initially watched this episode quite a while ago, but my posting about it was kind of delayed by the fact that all of the screenshots I'd taken turned out completely black thanks to an iOS update that doesn't allow for screenshots from certain apps. BFW is one of the very few shows that I actually purchased a season pass for on iTunes so I wouldn't have to watch ads while also still being able to obtain good quality images for my blog. It pisses me off immensely that I can't do that as I paid for the content and any images used on this blog are protected under fair use. To be honest, all the drama surrounding copyright laws and what does and does not constitute fair use lately has grown really old really fast. I've seen people who've had content taken down despite it being fair use and I think that's made me a bit paranoid and hesitant about resuming this blog. I know that what I post, falling under the category of commentary and/or parody, would be covered by fair use laws, but I also realize that a lot of what I write tends to be vulgar and not something Disney/Nickelodeon would want directly associated with their brands of content. I know this post has kind of veered away from the episode at hand, but I felt like I needed to sort of follow up the post I made a few weeks back about the screenshots coming out black. As for the episode, I'd like to discuss Cyd's wardrobe. Specifically, I'd like to focus on the "Fries Before Guys" shirt she had on. Firstly, I could not be any more in agreement with that sentiment if you forced me to fast for 30 days before stranding me at the nearest McDonald's. Secondly, one of the first things out of Cyd's mouth after being reunited with Barry and Naldo was, "What's the status on those fries?". Cyd Ripley is my lifeblood. That girl has her priorities straight.
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So, spoilers for the series finale of Best Friends Whenever
I thought that it was weird that cyd and Shelby bring Barry and naldo along in the theme song, when they're like... traveling through time. But it makes sense by the end.
Also, it makes me wonder if two of them can travel separately. For the sake of any fic I'm writing for them, I'm gonna go ahead and say yes, that any amount of them can travel through time as long they're with someone.
Also, I really want more fics of them. Like, if you have a BFW fic idea (especially if it's Barry x Naldo) please write it. Like, please.
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