"Raging Confrontation" pg.5
WARNING: ALL THE SWEARING AND MINOR INJURIES
Here's the 5th page of Raging confrontation that's based on Hazbin Hotel's episode 4 and this chaos that's happening right now is just the beginning. More pages will be coming up soon.
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, Valentino & coworkers (c) @vivziepop
Britney Coleman as easter egg (c) me
*Do not steal my artwork, my oc as an easter egg, or @vivziepop's amazing project ideas*
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Starkid Clue
To make a long story short (too late!) it's the Starkid dreamcast for Clue! To clarify, this is a dreamcast for the play adaptation of the 1985 film, not the original musical (though I could do that later). Figure a dreamcast of a murder mystery with multiple endings considering the recent NPMD announcement. (very excited about that!)
Joe Walker as Wadsworth
Jeff Blim as Colonel Mustard
Britney Coleman as Miss Scarlet
AJ Holmes as Mr. Green
Lauren Lopez as Mrs. White
Lily Marks as Mrs. Peacock
Jon Matteson as Professor Plum
Corey Dorris as Cop & Others
Mariah Rose Faith as Yvette & Others
Curt Mega as Mr. Boddy & Others
Lauren Walker as Cook & Others
Understudies: Chris Allen (Wadsworth, Colonel Mustard, Cop), Jamie Burns (Mrs. White, Mrs. Peacock, Cook), Brian Holden (Mr. Green, Professor Plum, Mr. Boddy), Alle-Faye Monka (Miss Scarlet, Yvette)
Make sure to leave any show suggestions or any questions on my casting choices so I can explain them.
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Lyrics under cut!
[ADAM]
Look at this crib
In all of its glorious antiquary
Every curve and surface speaks to me
Saying pamper and spoil me
Sand me and oil me
Come on
Though it's expensive and it's tiring
What's more inspiring than re-wiring?
Just connect the AC to the DC, easy peasy
And done!
Folks say, "Adam...
Why are you fixing a crib
When you don't have a kid?
And even if you did have a kid
This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it
So it simply exists to remind you
Your sense of perfection is just a reflection
That you are not mentally prepared
To make room for a kid, Adam
Why don't you live, Adam?
Just make a start"
Are you willing to take the next step?
Ready, set—
Ready, set—
(electric fail sounds)
[BEETLEJUICE, spoken]
Uh-oh.
[BARBARA, spoken]
Fusebox again?
[ADAM, spoken]
Yeah, needs a new breaker
That's why I'm running all these crazy extension cords
Who was on the phone?
[BARBARA, spoken]
The O'Brian's!
[ADAM, spoken]
Oh!
[BARBARA, spoken]
They had the baby!
[ADAM, spoken]
Oh!
[BARBARA, spoken]
Yesterday...
[ADAM, spoken]
Oh..Great!
Well then, I guess there's no rush!
Can I make you some lunch, madame?
[BARBARA, spoken]
Oh! Make me a sandwich?
[ADAM, spoken]
One sandwich, coming up!
[BEETLEJUICE, spoken]
Spoiler alert, she is never gonna eat that sandwich.
[BARBARA, spoken]
Look at these jugs!
(sung)
Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery
I took some clay and made you pottery
The world will never wreck you
I'll protect you in a mother's embrace
Folks say, "Barbara...
Why can't you see that ceramics
Is simply a manifestation of motherly panic
By making a baby that's breakable
Aren't you creating a way of translating the terror
Of making maternal mistakes into clay
Hiding away
So you don't have to face being a bad mom, Barbara
jesus-
That's what you've done, Barbara
Just make a start"
Are you willing to take the next step?
Ready, set—
[BOTH]
Here we stand
At the end of a 10-year plan
A house
A yard
A minivan
A baby should be next
Together let's leap off the cliff
Fall forever, then smash to bits
Trapped in a terrifying viper pit
Of diapers and regret
Are we willing to take the next step?
[ADAM]
Ready, set—
[BARBARA]
Ready, set—
[ADAM]
Not yet
[BARBARA]
Not yet
[ADAM]
Why rush?
[BARBARA]
Why rush?
[BOTH]
Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed
[BARBARA]
But not yet!
[ADAM]
Not yet!
[BARBARA]
Not now
[ADAM]
Not now
[Electric sounds.]
[ADAM, spoken]
Ooohh?
[Electric sounds.]
[ADAM, spoken]
No!
[Electric sounds again.]
[ADAM, spoken]
See? We can't start a family in a house with faulty fuses!
[BARBARA]
You are absolutely right
Let's add it to the list
With the cracks in the plaster
[ADAM]
The wi-fi should be faster
[BARBARA]
This sofa needs a castor
[ADAM]
The wiring's a disaster!
[BARBARA]
What about global poverty?
[ADAM]
What about world peace?
[BARBARA]
Then there's the whole darn economy
[ADAM]
The whole Middle East
[BARBARA]
We should learn Mandarin
[ADAM]
Yeah!
Or Spanish at least
[BOTH]
No habla español
Dos cervezas, por favor
And that's all we got
And that's not a lot
Do we want a bilingual household or not?
So let's move forward
We're gonna turn up the juice
[ADAM, spoken]
We got a crib!
[BARBARA, spoken]
Let's have a kid!
[BOTH]
And put him to use
[BARBARA]
Yeah we're totally
[ADAM]
Completely
[BARBARA]
Out of every excuse
[ADAM]
And we're ready to take
[BOTH (BEETLEJUICE)]
Ready to take
The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!)
The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop dop bow!)
The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!)
The next step
Ready, set let's—
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