I request incorrect quotes from you about our characters
....I have no idea how long this ask has been in my inbox buuuuuuuut
I think I have at least one incorrect quote for this : )
Jude, drinking his first hot tea: Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Mireia, stopping everything to process: You...you were putting it in cold water?
Agnes, in minor despair: Jude, honey, please answer the question.
Jude: Yeah?? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the ✨ tea-ification process ✨ Didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water???
Shane: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?
Nanika, with a slow head turn: Why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To boil it?
Shane: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Nanika: It takes less than a minute!!!
Shane: I'm sorry, is your stove top powered by the fucking sun???
Nanika: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove!?
Shane: Like seven minutes!
Nanika: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in, like, two minutes. Less than that? Use a saucepan.
Agnes, in major despair: You're putting the whole mug...on the stove?? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted.
Mireia, exhausted: Everyone here is an absolute lunatic...
David, a flabbergasted bystander: Do NONE of you own a FUCKING KETTLE!?!
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