we have all the alignments of blonds, Felix the good blond, James the neutral blond and you as the evil blond. though I question how an interaction between you all would go..
• Jake would be the type of dad to go out on a trip every weekend to get away from everyone
• He loves his kids and due to his past with his dad, isn’t strict with things like jobs or anything (even though he probably should be)
• 100% lets his kids skip school on Fridays so they could go on a camping trip to the woods (even though they most likely already live really isolated)
• He would definitely go on many camping trips and teach his kids things such as survival skills, hunting, fishing, and gathering their own food out in the wild with how much they’ll be out
• He may not be strict with things like jobs, but he’ll be very strict with phones and such (not allowed to have one until they’re 13, has to be off by 8pm, and not allowed to use it on trips etc.)
Felix Richter “Business Dad”
• Sorta like Jake, he likes time to himself so he probably hires babysitters a lot
• Definitely overprotective of where his kids can go when they go out with friends, probably also kinda strict on who they can hang out with
• Skipping school? What is that? I can definitely see him being strict on grades and school. Unless it’s a birthday or other special day, than MAYBE they can skip
• He’d have a vacation home for sure. He’d be going there only a few times a year though, and MAYBE the kids can bring friends
• He’d spoil his kids (as in, they’d have all the newest devices and clothes) but he would no let three being a brat slide, he isn’t afraid to humble them at all
This is random but I can see a text conversation with him going like this:
Kid: dad can I go out with a friend
Felix: who?
Kid: [insert friend name here]
Felix: where?
Kid: idk? Probably the mall
Felix: what does “idk” mean?
Kid: I don’t know
Felix: Let me ask your sister.
Kid: IT MEANS “I don’t know”
Felix: oh. Ok, be back by 8:00pm sharp.
Jeff Johansen “Cool Dad”
• I’m sorry but Jeff would not give a shit what his kids do most of the time, as long as they aren’t out beating people up or something like that
• I kinda imagine him getting the kids on weekends and just being super lenient with pretty much everything they do
• School? They can skip a day or two, just don’t do it too much. He would also care about them at least passing classes
• Would love if his kids also liked art or metal, he works he so down to take them to concerts or art related events if they wanted too. Movie marathons too! He for sure has a dvd collection
• (for this in just assuming the entity took him later or smth) Would show them the art that the local gang commissioned him for Mount Ormond, without even knowing his kids (assuming they’re in highschool) go to school with two of them. I can definitely see his kids going to him for questions about the gang
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That was it! This has been sitting in my drafts for an unholy amount of time, I just never got around to finishing it
This was also inspired by two my friends when we did our dads by daylight themed swf, and it just went from there