dandelions
by jandmooni
This is a tale of the classic 2020 Daminette + Lila Salt story, but with a twist: it’s told through Wayhem, a sadly under-character developed character and massive fan of Adrien Agreste from the MLB series. Join me in a story of chaos, love, drama, Lila, Felix, and ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT (unlike somebody *cough* *cough* MLB producers *cough*) in the beautiful story, “dandelions.”
Inspired by edorazzi’s Wayhem x Felix and a bunch of people’s Daminette stories. (No, don't run away just yet.) Rated Teen because there is a bit of swearing.
Words: 1398, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Multi
Characters: Wayhem (Miraculous Ladybug), Misti (OC), Félix Graham de Vanily, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Lila Rossi, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Alya Césaire, Chloé Bourgeois
Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug/Damian Wayne, Félix Graham de Vanily/Wayhem, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Wayhem, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Dick Grayson, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Jason Todd, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Damian Wayne, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Tim Drake, Alya Césaire & Lila Rossi, Félix Graham de Vanily & Lila Rossi
Additional Tags: Author wrote this instead of attending debate lectures, Lila Rossi salt, Lila Rossi exposed, Wayhem is my fav ngl, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, m/m - Freeform, Lila appears first in chapter 2, Wayhem is savage, Adrien Agreste is Clueless, Felix is hot, according to Wayhem ofc, Damian is a simp for Marinette, simping, :)), Inspired by Tumblr, Inspired by Fanfiction, Inspired by Edorazzi, Inspired by K-pop, Just because Lila is exposed doesn't mean that Wayhem likes Marinette, just saying, Marinette is Mary Sue, Lila Rossi's Lies Are Exposed, Lila Rossi Lies
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/40395948
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Allergic Interaction
Inspired by @edorazzi‘s BEAUTIFUL little OCs Amun and Carter and all of their antics, Miraculous’ titular character Chat Noir AKA Adrien and his affliction with feathers, and my recent jackpot of allergies. Enjoy!
Also found on AO3.
Amun would say his luck with the accursed food was dismal at best.
Hazelnuts, as he learned since his revival, were not, in fact, cursed but some sort of chemical thing, as Angelo put it, caused him to have a reaction in his immune system. Since his internal organs had recently been re-growing, that meant that former hives evolved into far worse reactions when exposed to the fatal nut.
His luck was dismal because, even after learning of this and learning enough English reading to avoid it, they were in France, and, therefore, French was written everywhere. Amun hadn’t even thought to ask someone to read it to him - he knew the language of French but not how to read it - when he’d eaten that chocolate bar offered to him by one of the clerks at the museum.
If not for Angelo’s quick grab for the Epinephrine pen upon seeing Amun go red and begin to wobble from dizziness, this might have been his second death.
As it was, Amun was now sitting in a Parisian hospital an hour after arrival. They’d managed to easily stabilize him and get him mostly back to normal. “Mostly” because he had weird heart palpitations and only half the number of lungs he should have. Professor Carter and Angelo had escorted the doctor out about twenty minutes back to try to explain it away with various “disorders” that he had causing such things, but Amun would put his gold on the language barrier holding them up.
He sighed, still bored as he played with the bed sheets and cords sticking to his chest and registering his heart rate. The room he was in was nice, somewhere situated in the ER but close to the allergy wing. It had two beds, one of which Amun was stuck in for another two hours to make sure he didn’t slip back into anaphylactic shock. Honestly, the only thing he wanted to slip into was his sarcophagus to sleep another couple thousand years.
When the door opened, Amun looked up hoping to see a familiar Carter face, but instead a nurse and a boy with blonde hair in a wheel chair came in. The blonde, who was handsome by most standards, was likely Amun’s age (minus the whole, you know, death and revival thing), and he gave off an edge of magic (the undead teen could always sense background magic - it was an apparent thing going from school, surrounded by the stuff, and home, where it was just the leftover specks from his earlier presence).
The most noticeable thing, though, was that his skin was covered in hives and welts.
The boy was put into the opposing bed and hooked up to an IV as a second nurse closed the divider shade. Amun could lightly see through as they administered medication and seemed to help him change into the hospital gowns. They were all speaking French quickly - mostly the adults asking medical questions and the teen answering, before the elders left with a word that a doctor would be by soon and, if something was wrong, hit the red button.
Then, silence.
Amun fiddled with his sheets once more. Should he say something? Was that appropriate? Gosh darn it, he was just getting used to AMERICAN social norms let alone French ones…
“Uh, hello?” A soft yet rough voice called from the curtain as Amun looked over. “Uh, kid on the other side? You don’t happen to have the TV remote, do you?”
Amun blinked before processing the words. “There’s… a TV in here?” He returned in French.
There was some shuffling before the curtain pulled back. A tired blonde - now with IV and scrubs as well as being COVERED in some sort of cream - smiled back. “Yeah, it’s right there.” He pointed to a dark corner Amun had previously not paid enough attention to. Sure enough, a small flat screen lay there.
“Ah… Oh Ra that would have made the first hour so much more bearable.” He bemoaned.
The kid chuckled. “I know the feeling. I’ve been in this wing enough times to know the drill. Allergies?”
“Yes, to the accursed hazelnut.” Amun returned as he sought out the remote. He spotted it on a table on the opposite side of his bed to the other teen. “What about you?”
“Feathers. Or, well, feathers by pigeon barrage.” The boy made a face as he was offered the electric controller. “Thanks. Got any preferences? Or do you want me to mute it?”
“Honestly, I’ll watch anything. And, please, do leave the noise on.” Amun smiled as the boy flipped on a cartoon show. “I am Amun, by the way, Amun Carter.” He offered a hand with his name. As part of Monster High’s “interesting” offerings, they’d established a legal personhood for the undead boy when he’d enrolled, including things like birth certificate and passport. Amun’s full name was used as his first while “Carter” had been chosen for his last.
The boy turned back before offering a hand himself. “Adrien Agreste. You’re not from around here, are you?”
Amun chuckled as he settled back. The cartoon was one he and Angelo had watched before - a “Ben Tenyson” alien show - though this was an old episode. “Yes, I am from… ah, well, Egypt and America. How could you tell?”
“You have a really unique accent.” Adrien returned. “Egypt and America, huh? That’s got to be one unique story.”
“Oh, like you wouldn’t believe…” Amun trailed off.
Now it was Adrien’s turn to chuckle. “This is Paris, dude. Unless you can top spandex heroes and pigeon villains, I assure you your story can’t be that bad.”
The ancient teen opened his mouth, ready to retort, when the words processed. “Wait, heroes??? Villains??? Like, on the TV?”
“Wow, where have you been?”
“Lost to the sands of Giza for thousands of years.”
Adrien barked a laugh at the truth, taking it as falsehood even with Amun’s complete seriousness. “Well, this isn’t thousands of years old, but magical heroes and villains did start showing up here about a year ago. It’s kind of become our new normal for Chat Noir and Ladybug to come save the day whenever a monster is afoot.”
Amun’s curiosity was perked as he ignored the show to press Adrien for more about these magical beings. Adrien was in his element as he sang the praises of the city’s heroes - especially Ladybug - and shown all the videos and articles from the Ladyblog using his phone. Apparently, that’s how he ended up here in the first place. An “akuma,” as they called it, had attacked the city using pigeons (again), and, while the heroes had stopped it and undone the damage, Adrien had been swept into a flock of birds and feathers after the spell on them had broken. The result was a massive allergic reaction and a trip to the ER.
Amun bit his tongue, but, man, these teen heroes would have fit right in at Monster High. After all, magic and crazy powers? Evil villains? It was like another Tuesday for the mummy boy.
“Fascinating. You know, I think I read somewhere that there was a magical red lady of luck in ancient times as well in Egypt.” Amun mentioned as he offered the phone back. Vaguely, he began to recall one of the bedtime stories his mother passed to him before her death. “Her and her partner, the night cat. She was of the burning heat and he the restful night. They protected the Nile from all who dare poison her life-giving waters. They were legionnaires of the gods.”
Adrien’s eyes blew wide. “Seriously? Where’d you hear that?”
“My mother told me stories… long ago.” He smiled fondly as he remembered her. “She passed when I was ten sol- ah, about ten years old.” He explained. “My adoptive uncle looked into her stories at one point and thinks there is evidence to it, like how the Sphinx was supposed to be a memorium to them both.”
Adrien’s eyes, if possible, popped wider before they took in all the words. “That’s amazing but… I’m sorry about your mom.”
“Thank you.” Amun returned genuinely. While many remembered him as the illegitimate son of a pharaoh, his mother was the one who truly raised him. Not since her passing had anyone given their condolences. “But she is in the afterlife on her journey through the underworld, and her heart was always lighter than air. I know that she is fine.”
Adrien’s smile grew larger but somehow sadder. “I like that sentiment. My mom… my mom disappeared a little over two years ago, so I always try to keep her close to my heart, wherever she is.”
The topic shifted then from tales of magic to that of mothers. Amun spun grand stories of a mother and child chasing through grand halls and playing simple games though she always cheated in the most ridiculous ways once Amun proved he was well and good at the games. Adrien, in turn, painted the mural of a loving, doting mother who taught him about life’s beauty and a love for knowledge and the world of science, who encouraged his pursuits wherever they took him, even if it ruined his designer clothes and drove his father mad.
When the door was opened once more, the two teens were laughing just as a third entered. His dark black and blue hair was an instant recognition to Amun, who smiled in return. “Angelo! Where have you been?”
Angelo raised an eyebrow as he stood tall. “Uh… what are you saying?”
Amun realized that he was still speaking French and blushed. “Sorry.” He returned in English. “Forgot which language I was in.”
“I do that sometimes when I get caught up.” Adrien grinned as he added in English.
Amun spun around. “You speak English?”
Adrien shrugged as he itched one of the badges that covered the worst of the warts. It was only now that Amun noted how most of the irritation had gone down or vanished altogether. “Enough not to totally sound like a moron.” He looked to the new entry. “Hi, my name is Adrien.”
“…Angelo.” The American boy returned unsurely.
Amun continued ignoring his boyfriend’s friend’s hesitance. “He and I are now… what did you call it? ‘Hospital allergy anime buddies?’ Well, he’s in here for allergies, too. I did not know birds could be cursed like this!”
Adrien chuckled at Amun’s enthusiasm over their shared ailments. “I’m just glad this stuff is working.” He waved his hand around, skin noticeably more clearer now. “My father would have a fit if my skin and health were in jeopardy.”
Angelo stared at Adrien longer. “Uh, have I seen you somewhere before? You look… you look very familiar somehow.”
“He kind of resembles Bastet, I think.” Amun noted as he sensed the boy’s magic once more. “Very cat-like.”
The blonde’s face was somewhere between guarded, humorous, and completely confused. “I… don’t know how to take that.”
“Compliment.” The American answered as he pulled up a chair. “Being compared to an Egyptian God is always a compliment in Amun’s book. By the way, Amun, the doc said you could be out in about an hour. They had some concerns about the… you know…” Angelo vaguely gestured to his abdomen. “But the great Professor Carter has saved the day once more.”
The mummy boy scratched his bed shirt (and under wrappings, which were still used as his skin had yet to knit itself back together fully even as his internal organs began to grow back) at the gesture. “I still do not understand why it is such a big deal.”
The blue and black haired boy rolled his eyes. “And THIS is why I think you’ve spent too much time with Cloe.”
The door swung open as a doctor and two nurses came in followed by a woman in a fashionable suit. The Carter boys looked in confusion as Adrien had full recognition on his face. “Natalie?”
“Hello Adrien.” She nodded, ignoring the other teenage occupants of the room. “This is Doctor Danvers. He’s going to transfer you to another, private room for a full evaluation. Your father is attempting to return to the city now from his distribution house, but traffic is appalling post attack.”
Adrien nodded and looked to the two boys. Natalie had, of course, spoken in French, so while Amun had understood her, Angelo was at a loss. “So, I’m getting transferred around, but it was great talking to you guys!” He smiled brightly. “Hey, you guys want to exchange numbers or something? If you’re still in the city for a few days, maybe we can hang out.”
Natalie frowned at the boy’s words. “Adrien, you are very busy…”
Amun ignored the woman as he cheered. “YES! We would love to talk on the fee-one.”
“Phone. Cell.” Angelo corrected, Amun still occasionally having issues with modern technical terms even with his year spent reanimated in the modern time. Angelo, in turn, pulled around a backpack that had been hidden behind Amun’s chair. The teen rummaged around past English reading books (mostly for elementary school readers as Amun was still learning English) and found a notebook and pen. He quickly scribbled down a number and an email address before tearing the page and handing it to the Parisian teen. “Amun doesn’t have an international plan so just text me. That’s Amun’s email, though, “
[email protected],” if you want to contact him directly.”
“You know, I’ve always wanted a pen pal!” Amun grinned at Adrien even as the Nurses began to move his bed out. “Don’t forget to contact us, alright?”
Adrien gave a thumbs up. “I’ll make fur to do! Cat’s honor!”
As the door closed behind the blonde, he heard a belly-splitting laugh and a snort, and the boy couldn’t have been more happy as he clutched the note to his chest. He’d made a new friend, and it was awesome.
It wasn’t until Adrien was alone, though, that Plagg flew out from his shirt pocket, having hidden there since they’d been hauled off to the hospital. “Man, that kid reeked.”
“Plagg! That’s rude!”
“He reeked of the dead, kid.”
“…what?”
“Do I need to spell it out? He was a mummy. Undead being of Egypt. The magic was all over him. Now, were’s my cheese.”
“Wait, WHAT???”
“You know, I think Adrien would fit in well at Monster High.”
“Why do you say that?”
“I don’t know. He has a weird magic about him, like Catrine and Meowlody.”
“So… Cat kid?”
“Cat kid.”
Angelo shrugged as he pulled out his iPod. “Honestly, a French Monster High would be more believable then all this about heroes and villains. Want a listen?”
Amun accepted the offered earbud. “Oh, I don’t know. Did I ever tell you the story of the Red Lady Luck and her partner the Night Cat?”
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read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/ILgywbx
by Anonymous
This is a tale of the classic 2020 Daminette + Lila Salt story, but with a twist: it’s told through Wayhem, a sadly under-character developed character and massive fan of Adrien Agreste from the MLB series. Join me in a story of chaos, love, drama, Lila, Felix, and more chaos in the beautiful story, “dandelions.”
Inspired by edorazzi’s Wayhem x Felix and a bunch of people’s Daminette stories :DD
Rated Teen because of swearing.
Words: 3186, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Multi
Characters: Wayhem, Félix Graham de Vanily, Marinette Dupain Cheng, Adrien Agreste, Gabriel Agreste, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Lila Rossi, Misti (OC)
Relationships: Félix Graham de Vanily/Wayhem, Damian Wayne/Marinette Dupain Cheng
Additional Tags: Author wrote this instead of attending debate lectures, Lila Rossi salt, Lila Rossi exposed, Wayhem is my fav ngl, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, m/m - Freeform, Lila appears first in chapter 2, Wayhem is savage, Marinette is Mary Sue, Adrien Agreste is Clueless, Felix is hot, according to Wayhem ofc
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dandelions
by Anonymous
This is a tale of the classic 2020 Daminette + Lila Salt story, but with a twist: it’s told through Wayhem, a sadly under-character developed character and massive fan of Adrien Agreste from the MLB series. Join me in a story of chaos, love, drama, Lila, Felix, and more chaos in the beautiful story, “dandelions.”
Inspired by edorazzi’s Wayhem x Felix and a bunch of people’s Daminette stories :DD
Rated Teen because of swearing.
Words: 3186, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Multi
Characters: Wayhem, Félix Graham de Vanily, Marinette Dupain Cheng, Adrien Agreste, Gabriel Agreste, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Lila Rossi, Misti (OC)
Relationships: Félix Graham de Vanily/Wayhem, Damian Wayne/Marinette Dupain Cheng
Additional Tags: Author wrote this instead of attending debate lectures, Lila Rossi salt, Lila Rossi exposed, Wayhem is my fav ngl, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, m/m - Freeform, Lila appears first in chapter 2, Wayhem is savage, Marinette is Mary Sue, Adrien Agreste is Clueless, Felix is hot, according to Wayhem ofc
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/42637797
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by jandmooni
This is a tale of the classic 2020 Daminette + Lila Salt story, but with a twist: it’s told through Wayhem, a sadly under-character developed character and massive fan of Adrien Agreste from the MLB series. Join me in a story of chaos, love, drama, Lila, Felix, and ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT (unlike somebody *cough* *cough* MLB producers *cough*) in the beautiful story, “dandelions.”
Inspired by edorazzi’s Wayhem x Felix and a bunch of people’s Daminette stories. (No, don't run away just yet.) Rated Teen because there is a bit of swearing.
Words: 1398, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Multi
Characters: Wayhem (Miraculous Ladybug), Misti (OC), Félix Graham de Vanily, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Lila Rossi, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Alya Césaire, Chloé Bourgeois
Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug/Damian Wayne, Félix Graham de Vanily/Wayhem, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Wayhem, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Dick Grayson, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Jason Todd, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Damian Wayne, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Tim Drake, Alya Césaire & Lila Rossi, Félix Graham de Vanily & Lila Rossi
Additional Tags: Author wrote this instead of attending debate lectures, Lila Rossi salt, Lila Rossi exposed, Wayhem is my fav ngl, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, m/m - Freeform, Lila appears first in chapter 2, Wayhem is savage, Adrien Agreste is Clueless, Felix is hot, according to Wayhem ofc, Damian is a simp for Marinette, simping, :)), Inspired by Tumblr, Inspired by Fanfiction, Inspired by Edorazzi, Inspired by K-pop, Just because Lila is exposed doesn't mean that Wayhem likes Marinette, just saying, Marinette is Mary Sue, Lila Rossi's Lies Are Exposed, Lila Rossi Lies
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