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#Felix best boy
jazyjaz · 2 years
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Breakfast
Lee Felix x Reader
Bang Chan (Mentioned)
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INSPIRED BY:
Your Eyes - Stray Kids MV
WARNINGS:
This Imagine has/mentions blood, gore, murder, illegal acts, Kuru, unhealthy relationship, psychopathic behavior, normalizing anthropophagous^ ╚═════ ∘◦ ミ⛧ ◦∘ ══════╝
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We won’t get caught.. right?
Right..?
My thoughts were stopped when I felt a hand on my head. Ah yes, im in the kitchen. To my left, Felix. “You okay?” His voice was so smoothing. Damn, it’s so comfortable to hear.
“Yeah, just thinking.” I went back to making the pancakes.
It was a early Sunday morning. Felix and I were making breakfast. Pancakes. Thin yet delicious pancakes. Felix had a love for baking and cooking. He loves to make food. He would always try to change it up and experiment to see what’s good and what’s not. Because of that, I love his cooking more than anything. We hardly go to restaurants. They weren’t as tasty as his food. They wouldn’t make it good as him and they never will.
You see, Felix had a special ingredient. An ingredient that would make them extra delicious. To help us with our energy. Something that would boost us up. Something that I couldn’t live without.
“Y/n. Can you put the bag away?” He continued to wash his hands while he ordered me. To my right was a bag filled with the ingredient. Smiling, I grabbed it and made my way to the basement to store it away. As much as I want it upstairs because of the smell, I know some people wouldn’t like it. So we had to put away far away. The basement was our only option.
Coming back upstairs, Felix was already setting the table for us. He looked my way and gave me his soft bright smile.
His smile. It brought back to how we first met…
“You got the drinks too?” I asked. He nodded while I sat down across from his chair. Felix went back to counter to get our pancakes, with a beautiful smile, he set the plates down. It smelled so good. “I made them extra special. It’s more fresh and pure.” He said. My eyes locked with his as I gleamed. Fresh?“Really now?”
“Of course! Now open wide.” Lix brought his fork my way. I opened wide, already wanting to dig in-
What? Hey! “Felix!”
He pulled the fork back to his mouth and took the bite while laughing. I pout but shake off his shenanigans and picked up my fork. The moment my tastebuds touch the food, I felt like crying. How can this man make such good food that my mouth started to water before even swallowing the thing?! It was amazing! The flavors were extraordinary! With a bit of our special syrup, it really made itself taste so.. so…
So pure.
“You won’t believe what’s in it.” I started jumping in my seat with anticipation. “You need to tell me. This is so good Felix! I can’t believe it!” He laughed and shook his head. “I had no choice. I warned them but they didn’t listen.” I licked my lips, dying to know what he put in it. “Come on, tell me the whole story then!” He nods and stood up, walking towards the refrigerator. He pulled out a container and-
Oh…
Did he..?
For me…?
I stare in shock as I looked what was in his hand.
“He came in to visit us, Y/n. He wanted to play the new games I just got. I was getting everything ready until he walk past the door to the basement. We told him before about it, but I think his curiosity got the best of him. I warned him again but when my back was behind, well, he opened it. I stopped and walked downstairs with him. The smell you love so much? He hated it. He said it stunk. Ahh Y/n, you should’ve seen his reaction when I switched the lights on.”
Oh! Felix stood up for me when that rascal made fun my ingredient! What did I do to deserve him? “I bet the color in his face faded. Did he tried to scream?” I laughed. Felix took the lid off and placed the red-shot eyes in my pancake as a topping. “He only started to shake and fell down the floor. Before he looked at me he asked me ‘Why?’ It was funny actually. However next thing I know, his body parts where all over our floor! Thankfully I was close to the syringes so it was easier to collect his blood before it all spilled. Baby, I’m sorry but I took the first bite from his leg and I knew he was perfect for our meal together!”
I look back at the pancakes.
They were filled with red stains and purple markings. Whoever he used, I felt a bit bad. But man, did he tasted amazing! From experience of 3 years with Felix, I can tell that his hands were used in my side of the pancake. His kidneys in other slice, some of his thyroid^^ was used on top as well. The appendix^^^ was in another pancake from the stack the end of it sticking out, and Felix loves livers. The milk was mixed with a dark reddish brown which I can only assume was the brain juices and gallbladder. In the container, in Felix’s hand, was none other than one his best friends. The group of high school buddies they were.
Who knew Chan was hiding all of this without telling us?
He tasted terrific!
Felix loves to keep our secret ingredient’s head in a container. Like some prize or collection. I don’t mind. I get to stare at our food and remember who we ate any ways! Chan wasn’t any special with this either. His eyes sockets out, now filled with dark holes. His top filled with cuts- oh Felix, he still can’t cut the top of the head right currently! His neck sliced.. he looks ripped actually. His mouth stitched together, his nose broken from the side and his cheeks were bruised and filled with scars. It was topped with so much of his blood.
Felix put the container away and sat back down, but before he did he reached over towards me. “Y/n, you have a little something here.” He wipes my cheek and looks back at me with a smile. I smile back and..
My body reacted on its own. We both went forward..our eyes on each other lips…
CAN THIS GET ANYMORE ROMANTIC ?
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^ Another word for cannabalism, man-eating
^^ A small butterfly shaped gland that sits in the base of your neck
^^^ A thin tube that is inside and connected to the large intestine
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perfectlycleverface · 2 years
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Naurrr
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"i'm a vampire" this "i'm a vampire that"
aside from the whole period sex and drinking her blood, let's talk about how oliver quick really was a vampire throughout saltburn. am i really going to do this? maybe. it might not be long, i do feel like death. maybe i'll even touch on the catton family being vampires.
alright. from the start we see oliver taking resources from felix under the guise of being poor. the cost of the drinks, the time, the emotional space. he leeches on, yearning for love. later we see that all of this has been set up by oliver himself to manufacture these circumstances. but that's only the beginning and one of the least viceral instances of him 'bleeding the life' from the family.
where we really see this begin is after he comes to saltburn. i'll go through it briefly for now but here we see oliver dividing and conquering, making quick work of the family. as he is yet to succeed in tangebly seducing felix, the true source of his psychosexual obsession/infatuation, he begins this work on the rest of the family. he starts w the mother and when that fails, he changes tact and sinks his teeth in emotionally. he lets her tell him of her worries and assures her that she is a good person. he charms the father by displaying interest in what is important to the family.
he then uses knowledge gained through her mother to get literal blood in his mouth when he romances her in the night. he uses his knowledge of her eating disorder and her family's inability to see her to fully lure her in and to once again sink his teeth in emotionally, as well as physically, drinking her blood while he dominates her.
next, he continues his conquering by driving a rift between felix and his cousin, alienating the family member who is not entranced by his lies. this is before he does physically charm him. all of this is before any killing starts. now that he's got his teeth in, let's talk about how he drains his victims.
for cousin dearest, oliver makes quick work of framing him for crimes against the family. when he comes back after being cast out, oliver then frames felix for an ultimate, unforgivable crime: killing the golden son. felix is left w no financial resources and no familial support but his impoverished mother. he gets off relatively lightly.
now onto literally sucking life. once his cover is blown and felix asks him to leave, oliver gives him a poisoned bottle. this is obviously w the intention of at least felix drinking it and succumbing. which he does. felix's death leaves the family unstable and vulnerable, first used to get rid of the cousin who sees through him and to continue to latch onto the mother as a surrogate son in a now joyless and lifeless house.
the sister sees through him and what does oliver do? assist in her suicide after her speech about how he is eating away at her family. specifically in the bathroom which oliver first physically consumed felix for the first time.
what does this leave? an even more desperate vacuum for now two stand in children. perhaps three if we are to count the cousin. Elspeth clings on to him and oliver sinks his teeth in tighter. so tightly, in fact, that mr catton pays oliver off to leave.
finally, when mr. catton is dead, oliver manufactures a reunion w elspeth and reaps the rewards of his former work. he is once again living off the catton family until the time comes for him to drain the life from it's last surviving member.
he is eventually left alone in their mansion, with all their resources, and their ghosts.
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minzbins · 8 months
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(000915) happy birthday felix 🎂
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0-twentyone · 2 months
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Hottest thighs in the whole wide world 🦵🏻
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dontflirt · 1 year
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Stray Kids 5th Anniversary Event Forecasters Predict a Sunshiny Bbokari Day — Felix 💛
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stray-but-okay · 1 year
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Can’t a man sit in his robe and eat his three burgers in peace?
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gabycantart · 1 year
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Finished outlining and coloring these °-°
Kindergarten Milgram AU by @kgmilgramau
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fruityuncleskeletor · 5 months
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My heart of hearts, looking like a prince among angels
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felix being referred to more or less exclusively as "your soldier" in-game speaks to how little the writers put into his character beyond his noggin full of sith secrets & his relationship with the consular; still, i do find it kind of sweet and funny, in a way. he's not a republic soldier, not even your personal bodyguard; he's your soldier. the consular is a small nation-state in and of herself
#accurate.#felix iresso#swtor#jedi consular#open tags for My Rant:#going back through rishi and doing the cute little holocron quest got me brooding - as i often do - on my best boy felix#that the writers could not think to give him anything in KOTXX that wasn't Torture Angst is deeply shitty but a little understandable.#all the other consular comps kind of have a way forward that isn't consular-related when the consular goes away#nadia has the jedi. zenith has balmorra. tharan has his old illustrious career. qyzen has little baby clan and also his religious directive#meanwhile felix isn't involved with your order or a supergenius or a politician or even someone with a lifelong goal#he was a guy doing his best at a dead-end job that turned into a far more enjoyable but still lowkey dead-end job#i would argue they could (should) have sent him to ossus but i can see them balking because Doc was already there#that's a little narratively redundant especially bc Doc has an extremely useful set of non-martial skills you would want to center#when telling a story about survival and persistence against the odds like with ossus#(also he was in the group of companions second-closest in proximity to the emperor in base game)#HOWEVER.#because i am immensely sexy and cool and have a huge brain i think i've cracked it#the way to give felix a compelling story post-consular is to put him the fuck in charge.#no longer your soldier or anyone's. his own. maybe even in charge of a large group of people in need of someone to follow#considering he used to be really good at that#a group like...idk...maybe the rest of the people incarcerated on his prison colony?#much to think about.
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moe-broey · 3 months
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THE. AMOUNT OF FUCKING WHIPLASH
Of immediately seeing Felix and STRONGLY FEELING okay he is so not winning this. Like I'm assuming an Engage guy will win or get second
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The.... The whiplash...... That's. That's him..... the guy who owns . My entire brain. That's him........
AND FHE. THE. THE CHERRY ON TOP
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1ST FUCKING PLACE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️HE FUVKING BEAT FELIX. FELIX ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️THAT'S INSANE
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ultramarine-spirit · 1 year
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I've been thinking that it's pretty hilarious how the so called ✨️ Four Kings of High Society ✨️ are:
- Ijekiel, 17 years old. At this point, just the son of Duke Alpheus.
- The son of House Irain, presumably around 14 judging by his face. No remarkable achievements that we know of other than being pretty.
- Lucas, actually old but 14 in physical age. He does have a little more going on, being a royal magician and the youngest leader of the tower.
- And Felix, who is about 35 years old. Leader of the royal guards, the emperor's right-hand man, and Knight of Crimson Blood who "single-handedly created a blood bath slaying the corrupted forces" in Obelia's civil war.
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No wonder Felix was so embarrassed, they were putting him against literal brats. Just look at them: baby, baby, baby, war criminal— I mean, grown up man covered in blood.
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To be fair, he does have a baby face.
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lemoonthetwink · 7 months
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Look at him!!!!!
Can you believe I was inspired by a Tomodachi Life outfit for his fit? Because me neither
Felix always looking like the babgrill he is
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cerealmonster15 · 7 months
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Btw u know how each union bday vignette interview had the “which dorm would you join that isn’t the one ur in now” question. Every character that dissed heartslabyul bc “the uniform/vibe is too bright” is a coward.
#ITS THE BEST UNIFORM BECAUSE ITS SO FUN AND WILD LOOKING‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭😭#idr who exactly said it but I rememebr it came up at least a few times#bc every time I was typing to my friend in chat like NOOOOOOO BAD TASTE BAD TAAAASTE😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️#but honestly what did I expect from hater school for hater boys really 😔#tbh did anyone even pick heartslabyul#I feel like just rook did#maybe Kalim also???#I feel like they’re the only ones that would appreciate heartslabyul’s FUN LOOK#idr if Kalim picked it tho. they’re the social party dorms but heastslabyuls crazy rules also scared ppl#actually. for real wait was that it#FELIX WHERE ARE YOU DO YOU HAVE CHART#I’d look them each up individually and write it out myself#but I am. at work LOL#maybe I’ll do it later if I haven’t been answered#hmmm but what can I rememebr rn#Leona picked pom. eppy tried to pick savana but Floyd didn’t let him but I forgot what he did pick after#I think mal picked igni. riddle picked dia. treycay picked octa. adeuce picked scarabia.#Jamil picked… ignihyde I think. azul picked scara. Jade picked pom I think ?#floyd picked savana? unless that was just my guess idr#same with Jade lol. vil… uhh.. diasomnia maybe? idr#rook I am p sure did heartslabyul <3 ortho…. shit idr his either. could he have picked hearts 🤔 or maybe diasomnia bc opposites idk…#I truly forget ortho I’m SORRYYYY… jack was uhhh. idr but I do know he was a hearts outfit hater lol#fuck I can’t remember what diasomnia in general did lol#I feel like idia picked dia bc it was closest in gloom vibe but maybe that’s my prediction again#hard to rememebr what the actual one was vs my initial guess lol#god I can only rememebr half of them for sure#oh maybe Epel picked igni bc of the blastcycles actually?? that sounds right#maybe. fuck idk I gotta go back to work LOL#point is rook hunt is valid ‼️‼️‼️‼️ if I remembered his pick wrong I’m gonna be upset Hshfnnffnfngndhfjfe
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gus-dix · 2 years
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my last nowhere boys fanart is from 2016 can you believe? anyway, successfully convinced a friend to watch this show with me and now they’re no longer my boys... but OUR boys
do not erase the caption, use or rePOST my art (reblog ok)
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vividscavenger · 8 months
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I love the different dances. Also Red is best boy.
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