#GO MIETTE!

[starrysky28]

So I saw that Miette was trending and got scared for a sec, but then I saw the other tags and found out that not only is she in fact okay, but she’s absolutely beating the crap out of Shoto Todoroki

#miette #bnha #polls #blorbo #I voted for Miette #GO MIETTE!

[slaygentford]

'why does lestat see claudia as a romantic rival when louis is gay it makes no sense' girl because he is insane. because he is fucking insane. because he is stephen king amy dunne last ten minutes of hereditary crazy. because he is mommy dearest the shining silence of the lambs hitchcock blonde norman bates unwell.

#I cannot be going into the tag this is a WhatsApp only program fr #the only reason why Jonah is alive is because lestat was so heartbroken and shocked that Louis would neglect miette he forgot to murder him

[trustymikh]

she’s not helping

#he has to go through way too many gym supplies thanks to her shenanigans #I have been joking that Giovanni's persian is named Miette for about 2 yrs now and I will not stop #mik draws #team rocket giovanni #Team Rocket Leader Giovanni #team rocket #pokemon giovanni #giovanni #pokemon #fanart #persian #giovanni's persian #digital drawing #drawing #digital art

[permit-it]

you SHOOT enjolras? you shoot his body like a pheasant? oh! oh! jail for the monarchy for One Thousand Years!!!

#going through my drafts and found this and now its out for public consumption #god i hope this wasnt kept in my drafts cos someone else posted it #anyway #barricade day #enjolras #les mis #les miserables #les amis #les amis de l'abc #miette

[crimson-nail]

we talked abt this earlier but its probably a good thing knives apple’d himself at the end of trimax, because if he’d found out from chronica that they started chipping independents he would’ve had The Conniption Fit To End All Conniption Fits

#knives standing in the doorway: CHIPPED???? #YOU CHIPPED MIETTE WITH THE INHIBITOR????? #and what the fuck is bro gonna do about it hes got no more murder machine powers left #‘go on. try and rationalize this. id love to see what you come up with this time’ #vash: well um when kuroneko kept getting lost we chi #knives: THE CAT?? THE FUCKING CAT???

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

*maybe you never found funny it to begin with or maybe it was kinda funny but then was just annoying. idc i'm not a cop.

reblogs are appreciated i want as big a sample size i can get on this lol

#tried to keep it to things in the last like 4 years i saw EVERYWHERE at one point #im sure there are so many more but I can't think of them rn #and we can't edit polls soooo #im not even going to bother with like miette or spiders georg or whatever #this is not an invitation to add your own bc. I don't care

[lightbulb-warning]

What is your icon from

Which of your drawings

it's from the first batch of fanart i drew when i originally got into drv3! it's almost a year old now heh

#based on the miette meme #i havent posted my old fanart anywhere because i wasn't active on social media when i made it #here you go! you unlocked ✨secret content✨ /j #drv3 #kokichi ouma #haruwaka maki #maiora draws #ask maiora #i first watched a playthrough last year but it became a hyperfixation after playing the game myself in late may 2023 #i am now in hyperfixation hell!! haha! oh no /j

[megamindsupremacy]

Alternate ending to Under the Red Hood where Bruce fucks up the ultimatum scene by virtue of the fact that he has never used a gun before. I can't decide if it's funnier if he decides to kill the Joker and shoots Jason in the arm instead or if he accidentally shoots the Joker and is just like. Better commit to the bit.

Scenario 1:

Bruce, literally refuses to touch a gun, suddenly holding a gun: oh no. I have to choose between my son and the joker, I cannot let Jason die again. I have to do it

*Shoots Jason*

Jason: WHAT THE FUCK OW-

Bruce: I DIDN'T MEAN TO-

Jason: I KNEW YOU HATED ME BUT DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT ME ABOUT IT?

Bruce: I DIDN'T MEAN TO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Jason: ARE YOU KIDDING ME-

-

Scenario 2

Bruce, accidentally killing the Joker because he, on purpose, never learned how to handle a gun: oh shit-

Jason, eyes wide: you actually killed the joker for me? 🥹

Bruce:

Bruce, dying inside: y-yes. i killed someone with Gun. on purpose. yeah...

#i should make an ask tag #scenario 1- Joker; standing there:🧍‍♂️should i go you guys sound preoccupied #this is what you GET #for never learning GUN SAFETY #as a vigilante in GOTHAM #*wacks bruce with a rolled up newspaper* your hypothetical self who has never touched a gun before that i made up is an idiot #scenario 2 jason is the opposite of 'you KICK miette?' #actually tbh scenario 1 jason is just 'you SHOOT miette? you shoot miette like the Joker? ohhhhhhhhhhh jail for father'

[edwardteachswombtattoo]

You LEAVE Miette? You leave her at the dock like the rowboat? Oh! Oh! Jail for Stede! Jail for Stede for one thousand years!

#ofmd #this was going to be in the tags of my last post but eh #i just realized this post is incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't know the miette copypasta. oh well.

[cranberrysoap]

Haha Lias old white boy

I pour milk on him

Haha get milked white b-

My lawyer has advised I not continue this joke

#ask cran #i was going to wait till i was home to draw something neater for this but #i dont think i could recapture the energy of my intial reaction #lias/ #anon this ask made me smile in case ur worried LOL #You pour MILK? YOU POUR MILK ON MIETTE?— i mean LIAS???

[sleepynegress]

Genuinely curious and not trying to be rude, but how did you get to your initial pronounciation? Like, where do you see the "Tay" coming from? The "tte" grouping?

Also, if you're willing to share: is English your first language? Either way, what kind of accent do you speak with (French, New Yorker, Boston, Canadian, etc.)

Super curious how people get to these kinds of conclusions.

I'm from the middle of the East Coast, in the city they used to call Chocolate (Atlanta has that crown now). I grew up around three(?) "Devonte"'s and an "Ashante".

Those two are pronounced...De-VAUGHN-TAE and Ah-SHAUN-TAE. So, I saw "Miette" and my head said that cat's name is definitely My-Tae!

*smh*

#miette #there ya go

[starrysky28]

Once again woke up to 100-something notifications from tumblr and saw that (of course) Miette the cat was trending.

Anyway, happy 5th year in jail, mother 🎉

#miette #for those still confused the miette post turned 5 yesterday #also I had a post about miette go viral last year #mother still has 995 years left in jail :(

[see-arcane]

Dracula, aghast in his dirt box: You were using me!? That’s it! I’m revoking our special brain bond until you’re undead enough to be trustworthy >:(

The Brides, had one job to do (Don’t Try to Drink Jonathan), and gleefully refused to do it, laughing over the telepath hotline: Want to rephrase that?

Dracula: ...Trustworthy to a degree

#I like to imagine he's going full scandalized Miette in his Box o' Drac right now #you...snitch on Dracula? You tell on him like the informant?? oh! oh! #disconnection for Mina!! disconnection for the rest of my travel accommodations!!! #dracula daily #dracula #brides of dracula

[thecatfight2023]

mini-bracket 3, match 3

Grumpy Cat: meme icon known for her grumpy face that has been used to convey disdain for many things across the board

Miette: meme icon that was kicked like the football, and wished jail on her mother for one THOUSAND YEARS

#this is honestly one of the matches i'm most excited to see how it turns out bc honestly it could go either way #bc they both have such a presence #but who knows #polls #round one #grumpy cat #miette #cat tournament

[awakefor48hours]

#I’m asking because I need to restyle my hair soon #I’ve always liked amber’s hair #(accurate black hair styles my beloved) #and wanted to style my hair like hers for a while #and now that hair is long enough #Im considering doing it #so whichever one wins I’ll probably go with that one #and miette wins I’ll just do her s1 style #my poll #amber bennett #invincible

[mountainashfae]

I need like. A bunch of sketches of Polymorphed Vio Adventures you have no idea.

Balthazar is here because I didn't feel like drawing Octavia this late at night. I'll get to her.

#going to be drawing shenanigans for a bit this is sooo good #can't believe it's canon #oc stuff #my art #owlcatposting #the match made in hell (affectionate) #vio miette #balthazar lucienne #a new headcanon is hidden in there #a treat for me :3