#I don't believe that for a minute

[b4kuch1n]

same teacher, different lessons

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#sonic the hedgehog #dr. ivo eggman robotnik #miles tails prower #sonic frontiers #SPOILERS. THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS COMIC BY THE WAY. #SONIC FRONTIERS SPOILERS #smiles gently I can not believe I let sonic the fuckign hedgehog ruin my life #(I can I totally can) #hi <3 if you follow me because I drew this sonic comic. don't! #don't do it! follow me bc I'm funny and hot and devastatingly smart don't follow me bc I draw sonic stuff. bc it won;t happen again #I mean it. not bc I dont like or want to do sonic stuff. but bc I am literally in the middle of a job rn #one that I want to invest 100% of my time and brain in #this comic is actually an effort to win my brain back so I can do my job lol #because I finished miss penny snapcube's streams of this game and it force fed me emotions #I just! I just thought sonic would come tell eggman abt sage!! idk seems like something he'd do!!! #and also the whole thing abt letting the characters move on and have a future and change and develop #vs Killing My Baby Little Guy Daughter For Like Ten Minutes #thematically interesting! also for some reasons I had. a pretty easy time drawing this #I was mouthbreathing galloping like a horse to finishing this. Because I Need To Work #I didnt expect to have a good time with these designs tho idk why. probably bc I most suck shit at drawing animals #but to be fair yet again sonic and tails are little guys. theyre animal but theyre also like dudes. also sonic's design is kinda perfect #as far as character design goes he's really pretty goo- wait I made a continuity error hol on #okay. okay I fixed it. no problem. no matter 's all good now #okay. I go sleep now. today has been very noisy. but this actually got me through it okay #thank you sonic the hedgehog. that was pretty cool of u #have a good night guys! absolute freedom is probably really really sad #long post

[tddoodles]

Okay, listen Courtney as a deer faun

#my art #under the video with the moment where she and Duncan tangled their antlers someone wrote “because of her legs she really looks like a deer” #me at this second: no more words #drawing simple backgrounds is HARD #don't believe anyone who denies it #like I spent 20 minutes on Courtney and two fucking hours on the background and I still don't like how it looks #total drama #td courtney

[floralcrematorium]

Happy Valentine's Day from The Women Of All Time

@femslashetalia

#OUGHHGHHGH MY GODDDDDDD I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS IT'S FINALLY DONE!!!! #believe it or not this actually started out as a piece for Day 1 and they were wearing 19th century clothing and then somehow it became thi #i simply cannot escape art nouveau it seems #if there are mistakes can we all agree to pretend we don't see them? thanks. i'm tired. time to take a nap #i hope you all enjoy!!! it's been a hot minute since i've made a Full IllustrationTM and i'm actually pretty happy with it! i think! #hetalia #nyotalia #hws france #hetalia france #hws england #hetalia england #nyo!france #nyo!england #fruk #nyo!fruk #marianne bonnefoy #alice kirkland #floralcrematorium art #my art #femtalia24

[mewtwo24]

Not to be That Guy but like.

Am I the only one that can't stop thinking about how Tianlang-Jun says about Luo Binghe that he pretends to be cold-hearted like his mother. The hint of fondness there, the heartache in that utterance.

Like it drives me absolutely insane. Imagining her putting on a front of strength, cold and driven and unrelenting. Why does TLJ say that about her. Did she secretly look for solutions that meant reconciling with demons instead of hurting them when her sect wasn't looking? (I wonder this because I feel like his weird fondness for SQQ would lowkey track if it's connected to the woman he once loved.) Did he mean that she was tasked with basically assassinating him and she fell in love with him instead (re: failed step one)? Did he mean that she was fond and doting in her own way (e.g. conceding he was attractive, paying for his exploits and humoring him)? Did he mean that, like LBH, she thought that power would be the thing to protect her--and that it was disguising a person who was deeply and privately wounded? All four????? I don't need sleep I need a n s w e r s

Did she know about the Huanhua Palace Master's skeevy ass intentions before she met TLJ? Or did those only come to significant light after she fell in love with TLJ? Is that why she never anticipated that level of betrayal, because initially she had no intention of being with anyone romantically? And HHPM just assumed she would be under his thumb forever?? Was she furious at her own indiscretion or did she try to use the pregnancy as a bargaining chip, a way to try to stop the immortals of Cang Qiong Mountain from attacking TLJ (plus the bonus of marriage entrapment no takesies backsies this is where LBH gets it from)? Did she try to use that claim on her to dissuade HHPM from his covetous advances, framing herself as tainted so that she could finally escape? Did she dream of a life by TLJ's side, far away from Cang Qiong Mountain?

Like. Literally every single permutation of what this could mean guts me to hell. Do you ever just cry about tianxi because I--[loud bawling noises]

#svsss #tianxi #tianlang jun #su xiyan #like this shit keeps me awake at night #i'm trying to put fic ideas together and every time i go back to that line i just #find myself trying to parse and hone out su xiyan's mannerisms/personality #zzl's descriptions help a great deal but i also love that they're limited in the sense that #1. zzl was clearly scared shitless of/disconcerted with her LMFAO #2. he was suspicious of her (as a cultivator fundamentally) and its fascinating that TLJ did not seem to share this suspicion at all #or one could argue tlj just didn't care beyond his attraction and glee being around her jkahglfdskjhsfkhjg #there is also the hilarious implication that part of what turned tlj on so much about sx is the fact that she could prbly kill him #tlj really said 'i love a woman who can and WILL kick my ass' #'none of that soft power seduction shit manhandle me or nothing' #like he always believed deep down--or at the very least wanted to believe--that she loved both him and lbh dearly #i'm not usually the fix-it fic type but the Way I Need To See Su Xiyan Destroy Huanhua Palace Master's Entire Life. #i just want sx and her boytoy to live happily ever after is that so wrong? #i also think of that person (im so sorry tumblr user i dont rmr who u are at the minute) that said there had to be trust between tlj and sx #because YES. ABSOLUTELY. I AGREE. AND I WANT IT FOR ME #don't mind me just the usual descent into madness anytime i think too hard about svsss #i need to outline damn you airplane and your refusal to expand on LBH's juicy ass backstory #ill never forgive the chinese (joke)

[azaracyy]

a lesson on good karma digimon survive week 2024 day 4: supporting characters

#digimon #gomamon #digimon survive #survive week #survive week 2024 #rambling ahead. you don't have to read the tags beyond bc there's nothing that important tbh... you can just look at the art... #exhausted from being out and doing housework yesterday. then got a last-minute job with very urgent deadline today #finished everything but yeah basically i did anything but art so #irl do be like that aint it #anyway it's been a long time since i played survive and my memory isn't that good #but i always remember the part where we had to protect the gomamon #and later they showed us a path via the dam allowing the team to continue exploring #it reminded me of just how important it is to be nice and do good things whenever and wherever possible #and be mindful with the not-so-good things you do and say #be it good or bad. karma is real even if you don't know when it will get back at you #and you know in visual novel settings. whatever choice you make really determines what happens later on #yeah believe it or not i end up thinking stuff like that by helping a bunch of adorable seal mons... #mmm i'm officially behind now so i might as well take my time while also rest a bit haha ;; #this week has been fun with survive week tho fr. even though i came in unprepared (when will i change) #gotta keep surviving #png

[unopenablebox]

i admit that i find it a little bit frustrating how Wildly Astonished other antizionist jews act when i tell them my israeli jewish family have lived in the region since [some unknown length of time before 1800 when there start being records about it]

#and then they're like ''ohhh they're mizrahi!'' [connotation nonwhite‚ virtuously indigenous] #and i have to be like. no. it's just that‚ as palestine was in fact ottoman-administered greater syria for most of the last 600 years‚ #you could get there from other parts of the ottoman empire. such as the part of now-ukraine your ashkenazi family is also from. #it wasn't actually a hermetically sealed arab-only ethnostate that evaporated immigrants on sight. it was a pretty decent place to live as #a jew by at least some accounts. or better than the front of the hapsburg-ottoman war anyway which is where they were coming from. #i'm not sure who you think it's serving exactly to believe that there were literally no ashkenazim in the middle east before the 1st aliyah #however there were some. and this information does not actually threaten a modern anti-state of israel position like at all. #but since apparently you've constructed your new Diaspora-Centric Identity around the idea that 'palestine' and 'diaspora' #are the two mutually exclusive nonoverlapping regions and the former is ontologically a no-european-jews-allowed zone #i guess i can give you a minute to try to figure it out. #ugh sorry this is nothing it isn't anything. for one thing it's fantastically unimportant #and for another thing i don't know how to like talk about it in a way that doesn't make me sound at least kind of like im trying to justify #myself as being somehow less complicit or something. i mean i think my complicity as an american dwarfs the rest of it honestly but. #i just feel really insanely alienated where the rhetoric of my theoretically most closely politically aligned group is not really built to #like. accommodate the facts of my family history. #sorry. i have honestly no idea why im so obsessed with articulating this concept ive just been chewing on it pointlessly for days #box opener

[averageludwig]

Why is my brain hardwired to always draw the mercs with either red or blue like. There is other colors. These guys can wear other colors. Why do i keep defaulting to teams

#averitext #i am acting like a citizen in teufort rn #like no you don't get it blue soldier is actually more likeable beccause uhh uhhhhh #blue spy is probably nicer (exact same fucking guy) #not sure if i am a doppelganger or clone believer #i think there is two of em :3 #did i mention i cant think hard about anything for more than a few minutes

[lostinthefrigginwoods-art]

I regret to inform everyone I'm watching Wakfu again and that, now in 2024, I still haven't grasped how to draw hats.

#art #sams art #artists on tumblr #traditional art #wakfu #am I having brainrot over a character with maybe 5 minutes of screentime and only one actual voice line? #of course i am! #this is somewhat of a meme in my household I don't know why chibi has me in such a chokehold #rotates him in my head like a microwave. that's my boy!!! #again we don't know anything about him #i wish i could explain #one day i will make several hour videos on this fucking show just watch me #HI I'M COMING IN TO EDIT TO SAY??? THERE IS NEW CONTENT???? SINCE FUCKING WEHN WHAT #THIS KEEPS HAPPENING BTW ALMOST EVERY TIME I WATCH THE WHOLE THING AGAIN JUST SUPRISE! MORE STUFF! NEW STUFF! #I CANNOT BELIEVE -

[restinpeacesensei]

traditional style 💖

#akoya gero #gero akoya #cute high earth defense club love #binan koukou chikyuu bouei bu love! #boueibu #my art #my akoya wanted to join in the vintage dress-up party too!! \;;w;;/ #ognvuhgh i wanted to have this done earlier bc other people were doing art so fast for the new outfits but it got dragged out #it was Mostly done a few days ago and i made final edits and was going to post it just before i rushed out to work #i put it up then i was like '??? wait there's a color blob in the wrong place i thought i fixed that???' #i was down to my last minute and didn't have time to do it so i was like auuuughhgh and took the whole thing down #on the Next day i opened the file again to see what was wrong and the color blob was NOT THERE #so im like ??? why did it suddenly appear again in the png. so i looked and i made an error in naming my files #i accidentally named one of the versions 30 instead of 03 so it sorted into the last place instead of the actual most recent version (07) #so that is the reason i ended up being 1 minute late to work. and the lesson to me is i should not try to post at the absolute last minute #(i say this but if i don't get smth done i can't stop thinking about it. it bothers me constantly to have something almost finished but not #(and then it's difficult for me to focus on other tasks so this is why i feel like i have to just get it done before i switch tasks) #anyway i wasn't totally sure what era the traditional outfits are supposed to be from. im not knowledgeable about fashion actually T.T #i googled 'when were suspenders popular' and ended up just looking at old photos and clothing patterns from the 30s-40s #photos from back then were black-and-white can you believe it.. you have to actually look at drawings and paintings to find color #everyone who left me messages elsewhere: THANK YOU SO MUCH!! \>/////</ i will reply soon!! \;;W;;/

[baronetcoins]

some thoughts on the subject of William Laurence

Wikipedia, List of last stands//Wikipedia & Isaac Asimov, Three Laws of Robotics//Naomi Novik, Victory of Eagles//Welcome To Night Vale, A Story About You//Isaac Asimov, Three Laws of Robotics//Naomi Novik, Victory of Eagles//Welcome to Night Vale, A Story About You

#temeraire #william laurence #web weaving #if i were Clever i would have had this thought when I was reading empire of ivory and pulled quotes from that too but i Didn't #why does my laptop not believe in image quality? IDK. i don't have time to try and fix it. I have an appointment in 8 minutes

[solidwater05]

I love when teachers ask me to get stuff for them because I get to run around school. It's enrichment

#ice speaks #i wish i could just explain that having a few minutes to run at full speed is actually a necessity for me #i don't think anyone would believe me #:/

[angelicartemis]

Posting these becauseeeee why not-

Add another onto the list of babygirls ✍️💀 /hj

Apologies for the gayness- 💀

When I first saw Jack's playthrough of My Friendly Neighborhood, this bitch somehow had a little grip on me- 😭 I like his voice :D It's silly and I have 100% looped his voicelines constantly, because yes-

🎶Country boyyyy I loovee youuuuu🎶

#my friendly neighborhood #mfn #mfn lenard #my friendly neighborhood lenard #my friendly neighborhood fanart #my art #traditional doodles #doodles #my sona #akikothefuzzball #can't believe this is the third puppet I've simped for 💀 #wtf man 😭 #first it was Spamton- then Wally- AND NOW THIS MF #what is hAPPENING #idk how long this will last exactly- but I do like Lenard a bit more than the other mfn puppets #Ricky is pretty up there too though- but I don't s i m p for him #he's just a little guy- a little silly guy #anyway- yea 😁 #I get attracted to characters way too easily 💀💀💀 help #either that or I have a type and the minute a character fits into that type I'm immediately like “wHY HELLO THERE 🤏🕶👁👁” #hfhzhdgxhe

[lolomidi]

Ngl I'm a bit confused as to why people think Vox beat Alastor back in the day and/or that their fight was what caused Alastor to go underground for seven years. I didn't get that vibe from their duel in Episode 2 at all.

Alastor seems to treat him as a mild amusement/annoyance more than anything (something supported by comments outside of the show), and this is the man with the most rancid streak of pettiness in the entire show besides Adam. If he'd lost against a rival then he would have taken that shit personally, but their whole dynamic hinges on Alastor not giving Vox the attention/respect he wants and Vox being obsessed in return.

I also think Vox would have brought up the fact that he beat the Radio Demon at the height of his power when he was slandering him if that was what happened, even if it was a dirty fight that, say, had the Vees ganging up on Alastor like some have suggested. That one line is ambiguous and that's probably on purpose, but I doubt Vox came out on top.

#when i heard that line it sounded to me like vox was the one that needed to skedaddle if anything #something supported by the fact that alastor hands his ass to him five minutes after going back on air #i get that people are suspicious of how strong alastor actually is especially with the deal and all #but if vox had really beaten him up you better believe that shit would have been broadcasted throughout hell #and even if he did or if all the vees jumped alastor i don't think they'd save the big mystery of why alastor vanished #on a trio of villains who are more financial/soft power threats more than anything #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin vox

[glimblshanks]

The thing about TNG is that the space aliens and moral quandaries are always like, the least insane part of the episode

#star trek tng #star trek #tng #watching Loud As A Whisper right now #because I wanted to know more about sign language in the Star Trek universe #and anyways I'm only 15 minutes in and I have notes #1) Picard saying 'cluck cluck cluck' to Riker was so ??? #broski who talks that way #2) your mission is to pick up and shuttle an incredibly important diplomat #and you're telling me the mission briefing didn't include the fact that he was deaf??? #3) I absolutely don't believe that Riva is some exceptionally talented peace negotiator #because every interaction he has with another person makes me want to punch him in the face #4) His initial interaction with Geordie is like... some abled persons weird fantasy of how disabled people interact with each other #You're telling me this guy is deaf. has deaf parents. and still reacts to other peoples disabilities like they're brand new? #5) The Universal Translator Isn't Universal If It Doesn't Translate Sign Languages #6) Why does Picard act like he's never met a deaf person before??? Do they not have deaf humans in the future?? #anyways I understand that this was probably a pretty progressive episode for it's time #but it ages weird #like the world building seems very poorly thought through

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

"melissa introducing herself to another teacher was out of character" okay then I'll say it jacob and zach breaking up was out of character

#the way jacob did it? ABSOLUTELY in character #but the fact that after a 4 year relationship these two over sharers went 'nah. hasn't worked for months'?? can't make me believe it #my fix it fic does not heal much pain but it does heal some #abbott elementary #ae #oasis's ae chatter #jacob hill #zach ae #people who are talking about them ily #not thst I don't care about melissa and I adored barbara's storyline but for a hot minute there it felt like I was the only one who cared xd

[feedingicetothedog]

new age discrepancy i noticed while reading the caption of this post:

Lestat de Lioncourt. 179 years in the Savage Garden. 148 years the blood-drinker, the bringer of death… the deer come up the trail

179 years in the savage garden and 148 the blood drinker would mean that lestat was turned when he was 31. however later in the same ep

which would make him 34.

it's just like how depending on what info you use louis was turned when he was 32-34 (if he was born in 1878 and turned in 1910 as he says during this scene, then he's 32. if the birth year on the gravestone is correct and he was turned in 1910, then he's 33 which is what he said he was in ep 1. however, there's that timeline that shows louis being turned in 1911 so if the birth year on the gravestone is correct then he would be 34)

conclusion: none of these vampires can remember how old they were when they were turned and are just approximating

#time's hammer and the minute details and all that #there's no purpose to this i just like comparing points of data and pointing out the discrepancies #i also think it's interesting that at a certain point the amount of years you spent as a human vs a vampire are trivial #like does it matter whether you were 31 or 34 when you were turned if you've spent 150~ years as a vampire? #i do think it would be funny if like in the book lestat's mortal form is technically a few years younger than louis' #i don't believe that's the case and it's completely irrelevant to the fact that he's far older than louis regardless but still #vampterview