#I don't have the money

[oifaaa]

At this point it feels like Tim's go to solution to any and all problems is cloning

Man's would somehow make taking a splinter out require cloning half his friends

The way tims mind works is actually so funny like when faced with any problems this boy will jump to the most bat shit way to solve said problem and by god will he make it work or die trying and weirdly he hasn't died yet

#child-of-the-sea-and-sky #ask #theres always a sensible solution #and then the tim solution #also off topic #i need someone to talk me out of buying the £50 complete collection of merlin rn #bc i dont have £50 #and yet my impulse adhd is this close to just saying fuck it #physical media good #i don't have the money

[waltwhitmansbeard]

EXCUSE ME????

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

#me #critical role #YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME #I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY

[will80sbyers]

adding a way to modify the tags without having to rewrite them completely would probably make me want to pay more than having a fake identification check mark...

#I'm lying I would not pay #I don't have the money #honestly they should pay me for posting here

[luimagines]

Not really LU related, but thoughts on the new trailer? It looks so sick!

I'm so hyped!!!!!!

I don't have much thoughts at the moment- mostly incoherent screaming but there is one thing that I noticed.

Mostly Ganondorf. I had a thought that he was only the vessel for Ganon but this trailer more or less confirmed it for me that he's not. Those are two different characters. I don't know how many people were already on that train of thought but I'm jumping onto the bandwagon now! ^.^*

I'm so excited! I can't wait!

#pinky replies #pinky answers #I might have to wait XD #I don't have the money #but it's ok #with time #I will play it

[time-speculo]

Found myself looking at the heelys website, I'm not sure how i got here

#i don't have the money #but god do i want to satisfy that nostalgia of sliding accross the floor #i don't have the body stability for skates #heelys are the perfect combination of stability and memebility for me #but god am i poor #×kiyo talks

[wheatormeat]

I made a little zine!

You can download and print it yourself for free here

#zine #mini zine #my art #traditional art #original art #i need to clarify the download is for free!! #i enjoy the extra money but you don't have to pay to download it!!!

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like. #ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone! #like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate'' #we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!

[whatisshelties]

Available shelties making my new dog fever spike.

#i can't get a new dog rn #i don't have the money

[montanabohemian]

if i see a single one of you pissed that your faves canceled an event or a con appearance because they're striking for fair wages then imma come for you in your sleep 🔪🔪🔪

(direct that fury where it belongs: AMPTP and the execs)

#sag aftra #sagaftra #sag aftra strong #sag aftra strike #union strong #wga strike #PAY THE FUCKING ACTORS AND WRITERS #i hope the execs lose EVERYTHING #sag strike #sag-aftra #(BY THE WAY I'VE MADE A MINOR EDIT ON THE ORIGINAL POST) #in case you're confused: BE PISSED OFF. BUT DIRECT IT AT AMPTP AND THE EXECS. #if you don't get to see your fave at an event or a con? IT IS NOT THE UNION'S FAULT. IT IS THE FAULT OF THE EXECS #AMPTP AND THE EXECS ARE REFUSINGS TO NEGOTIATE IN GOOD FAITH AND ARE REFUSING TO PAY ACTORS AND WRITERS FAIRLY #SUPPORT THE WGA AND SAG STRIKE #if that means you can't see them at a con? then take the money you were gonna spend on that con and donate it #to the entertainment community fund #DIRECT YOUR ANGER WHERE IT BELONGS #WHICH IS AT AMPTP AND THE GREEDY PIECE OF SHIT EXECS #another edit: i forgot to add alt text which is my bad. I HAVE CORRECTED THAT.

[polararts]

OOops wooops woops oopksdfj Get em here

#across the spiderverse #spider punk #pavitr prabhakar #miles morales #hobie brown #peter b parker #gwen stacy #art #fanart #spiderman #charms? #charms?? #it's a preorder bc I don't have the money to keep up with these ideas #no miguel bc I don't like him lmao #Gwens band only #Also really like the spot but have no interest drawing him? maybe later

[trans-pilled]

genuinely cannot imagine dickriding the watcher guys the way some of you have been. like they made a bad business decision! they alienated their audience! they made jokes about "eating the rich" and then one of their owners turned around and bought a tesla! they said they'd pull all their old content off youtube and then immediately backpedaled and started gaslighting the people who noticed it! they're just guys on the internet, they're not your friends and they are not anti-capitalists. they just want money and they don't care about their primarily young/international/non-wealthy audience.

#yall are parasocial as hell #they don't deserve your $60 annually when they're putting out one thing per week!! you don't have to defend them!! #yes i understand that this is a business and they need to make money #but this is a slap in the fucking face #watcher #watcher entertainment #steven lim #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher tv #1k #2k

[incapacitated-till-caffeinated]

Six of my plants have all decided they need re-potting in the space of a week.

#please no #i don't have the money #plants are drama #they all look vaguely ill

[cloudnotebook]

wanting a book is something that can be so painful

#I don't have the money #its too niche to be in the library #no epub online

[lazylittledragon]

do i have to post an in-depth tutorial on how i make my frappes at home if it'll get people to stop going to fucking starbucks

#ramble #boycotting is not hard!!!! it says nothing other than you're a selfish fucking arsehole!!!!!!! #people are dying i don't care if you miss your $12 milkshake #'it's annoying' half of a fucking country is dead #anyway it's so much easier than you think and saves you SO much money #also better for me with ibs because i know exactly what's going into it #i will do this if you want i just have to wait for my new frappe base to arrive bc i've run out

[galoogamelady]

If Buttons was real what's his McDonald's order

"Hug machine's broke."

#beyond the obvious boycotting I don't really eat fast food anymore #it's just not worth the money #so I have no clue what even is there to order lol #GTA Online #OC #Buttons

[hajihiko]

don't know what to draw, draw hugs

#an art #sdr2 #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #hajime hinata #kuzuhina #Been a while. Got nothing to say though.... #Went to the dentist. Only after that do I have tooth pain. Hoping I don't have to pay more money #Also I accidentally tripped on mushrooms and did some dumb shit but that's for some other time. It was fun tho