#I feel like the fandom would freak out

[mugentakeda]

Headcanoning transman Lu Ten so that him and Jiro can have a baby girl ❤️ Im obsessed with two characters having child even though I don't want any of my own 😭

yeah me and my hostage think its a great idea anon

#(JOKE) #im just like you anon i love kids and babies but i just want to be the epic lesbian uncle. Or something. i have a dog thats enough for me #and in all seriousness yes. trans pregnancy is so radical. we love you pregnancy headcanons #and girldads lu ten and jiro is REAL. it was written in the ancient scriptures. #when i decided that in his Lore that he would parentify himself and nurture azula for the first six months of her life. so freaking choice. #asks #dai li lu ten #<- TECHNICALLY. #i feel like this au is getting out of hand. scratches head #just remember that lu ten is the atla fandoms public domain oc and all of this lore is some shit i made up. in my head

[notmoreflippingelves]

Anyways, my headcanon is that Kristoph has a very particular "type" and most of the people he's romantically/sexually attracted to meet at least two (2) of the following criteria:

Dark-haired

Sarcastic and/or mean but with a strong protective streak

Fiercely independent

Extreme, perhaps irrational sense of loyalty to their cause and/or loved ones

Buff/Muscular/Strong/Athletic (or at least buffer/in better shape than Kristoph which isn't particularly hard to achieve)

Older than him (even if only by a year or so)

Therefore, I feel fairly confident in concluding that Kristoph might hypothetically be attracted to all of the following people.

Phoenix Wright (the prototype, the whole package)

Godot|Diego Armando (no longer dark-haired, but he was pre-coma ).

Simon Blackquill (not an "older" man but honestly his height/build would probably more than make up for it)

Shi Long Lang (hair isn't particularly dark but the rest fits)

Raymond Shields ( fits apart from not being particularly buff but might still be buffer than Kristoph )

Dick Gumshoe (not particularly mean and a bit less independent than the others but the rest fits)

Dhurke Sahdmadhi (not particularly mean/sarcastic but definitely gives off 'intense, don't f*ck with me' vibes at first)

Damian Tenma (also not particularly mean but definitely more than a little scary)

#ace attorney #kristoph gavin #krisnix #krisdot #krisquill #krislang #krisray #yes phoenix is only a year older than kristoph #but imo kristoph absolutely sexualizes the hell out of the one (1) year age difference #kristoph: it's so stimulating to be with an *older* man. #phoenix: I'm only a freaking year older than you. we would've still been in the same youth sports league ffs #god do i want to make krisquill and krisray happen in this fandom #and krislang #but honestly i just want to make lang/everyone happen; every ship with lang is god-tier #you could probably also make a compelling case for jake marshall and big wins kitaki with this criteria #and maybe zacharias barnham but less sure about him #but not particularly interested in making it tbh #i personally don't hc Kris as attracted to women at all but if I did; I feel like Mia and Justine Courtney would probably be his type too

[floorsauce]

I know everyone likes to imagine Freddy's pizza being mediocre or gross or whatever, but imagine if it was unironically good? Like yeah, the place is iffy, the animatronics are bit creepy, and one of the owners has some weird vibes to him, but damn does this place have some good after-school pizza.

#fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf security breach #five nights at freddy's #fnaf sb #fnaf au #side note: imagine actually growing up with a real life Freddy's in your neighborhood #I feel like even after i just imagined what the pizza would be like id avoid the crap outta that place #animatronics actually really freak me out #dont even get me started on the ones underwater #floorsauce #talksauce

[areesvt]

Drunk buck being 100 times cuter than sober buck, he’s gonna be the end of me

#he’s so babygirl coded #i just want drunk buck to clingy to eddie as he pick him up from henren house #i feel like he’s the type to loss his brain to mouth filter when drunk #drunken confession would probably break me #Him not remembering what he said to eddie and eddie freaking out about it #someone need to write this #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 on fox #evan buck buckley #9 1 1 buddie #9 1 1 #9 1 1 fandom #It the start of the Babygirlfication of buck buckley

[thejadecount]

Look I know TMNT Mutant Mayhem hasn’t come out yet but people are already making fanworks of it and I feel like mikyomix’s version of Donnie would be best friends with Rise Donnie

#I feel like their version of donnie and rise donnie are two sides of the same coin in a way #they’re both smart but they take it in different directions #like they’re Donnie is a smart dork like most Donnies #but unlike most Donnies this one owns it #I feel like this donnie and rise donnie would make a YouTube video over the multiverse collapsing #I OPENED A PORTAL TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE! GONE WRONG???? #and then the thumbnail is just blurred versions of the the TMNT screaming out of shock at each other while the Donnies are in front #thumbs up and clear like the mad scientists freaks they are #rottmnt #rise tmnt #tmnt crossover #tmnt mutant mayhem #youtube #tmnt fandom #look I can’t explain the difference in energy this donnie has compared to other Donnie’s #you just have to watch the video for yourself #rottmnt donnie #rise donnie #tmnt donnie #tmnt donatello #wait no I get it now #this donnie is like 2003 donnie but instead of being a sweet guy he’s feral

[cannibalisam]

i have fully been converted into a john winchester apologist at this point but i still don't want to watch the winchesters because it just doesn't look like. Fun

#honestly if the whole plot wasn't centered around 'there's a picture of dean and we wanna find him' or whatever the fuck #i would absolutely watch a prequel of john & mary but it also doesn't even make sense in canon which is why jensen changed the canon #so it's just pointless LMAO #also i'm so annoyed bc this 'fandom' (still hate that word) is so hypocritical about john while they pretend to understand his sons. #i've already laid out how i feel abt him & everything but it's so fucking annoying to have such a vehement disdain for a bad fictional dad #but genuinely how stupid is it to comment on the cycle of abuse when you are still waist-deep in it? sam and dean perpetuate the cycle #they punch and kick and bite their way through everything (including each other) to desperately keep each other alive and constantly make #awful decisions that one or the other is always harping on them about. MOST OF THE TIME IT'S SAM! and ik the fandom at large hates him too #for being like john. which is stupid as hell because that's his dad. you almost always end up at least a little bit like whoever raised you #and the way everyone infantilizes dean and wants to pretend that john ruined his life by leaving sam in his hands. even dean sometimes. #it's just stupid and i hate all of it LMAO only the wincesties understand the winchesters but we're the only people that deserve to so ❤️ #hooray incest freaks!

[wing-dingy]

Everybodys all "its not the body type its the dress/clothes" as if its not similar to what Catty already wore before

Not exact, but still visually undeniably similar.

Bffr if it was on a skinny doll you guys would be eating up. It almost always works like that where people will just love clothes on a skinny person but the second a fat person wears the exact same outfit its suddenly ugly, it happens so often but skinny people dont seem to acknowledge that.

I get that its disappointing compared to her concept art, the concept art was gorgeous, i personally would tone down the the arm ruffles, but don't act like its not something she would've worn in g1 too.

You can criticize the proportions because yes her neck should be shorter or thicker, but also remember that its just a leaked prototype, it'll probably be fixed on the final doll.

Even besides the dress ive been seeing tons of hate for catty noir already and i think We All Know Why. Be real.

Idk ive just seen so much fatphobia since monster high started getting popular again before the reboot, its hard to feel like this isnt just more fatphobia. Especially since theyre fashion dolls and when it comes to fashion everybody gets like 5x more fatphobic because they can easily dismiss it as whether or not its "fashionable"

#yall freaked out over iris yall freaked out over draculaura yall will continue to freak out and act like anything on a fat person is ugly #i hate this fandom so fucking much #and i do have a feeling theres some racism involved but im not black and would rather not speak over/for black people #but im fat so i can speak on that part

[chromaticroses]

self care is blocking v3 haters ☺️🙏

#i’m sorry i just. do NOT see why people love the cast of 2 so much #maybe it’s just cause 3 absolutely ruined them for me #i think i’d like 2 a lot more if they all stayed dead #OR if we actually saw them act as and become despair. #okay im realizing that maybe a lot of the love for 2 from the fandom comes from extrapolating them out? bc yeah thinking about what they- #we’re like as ROD or how they cope with it after the fact. like yeah that rules. but we don’t get that in canon #in fact we get the opposite of that. we get a worse version of that. which makes me not care about them at all #but it’s just like. god they’re so boring. #fuyuhiko and peko absolute top tier. and gundhams fun. and i LOVE mean girls hiyoko. and mikan’s great but only post twist #anyway the v3 cast are literally all fucking insane and i love that in a story #thh is all like. grounded only a little bit fantastical characters. they all feel like real teens. 2 they rev it up but don’t fully commit #v3 is off the charts. balls to the walls. these guys are absolute freaks #let’s be real any cast with miu in it would become automatic fave tho #miu and GONTA? MY BOY GONTA?? YOU WANNA SAY GONTAS THE WORST THE SERIES HAS TO OFFER???? #we can all agree the worst is 3. future AND despair. equal oppurtunity shitty writing

[eepybubble]

wondering what my friends were scrolling through when they saw dream bc i don't think a lot of them have a lot of social media and i would like to know if any are tumblrinas

#not that i would show them my account #but i would stalk theirs like a normal perosn #i feel like i should go to bed bc my typing is getting worse and i haven't done my hw and im sick #it's only 10 #you i have time #i think i have tk wake up at 6:30 #so if i go to bed at midnight and fall asleep by 12:30 that's still 6 hours #about #if that happens #borf barks #are people really that surprised by another white boy #like i semi freaked out #but #idk #hes cute yeah?? #idk what to think of this im not even in the fandom or whatever

[asthevermincrawls]

ugh

#never thought id make an all tags vent post but im going thru it i guess #i haven't been a big fan of mcr in years but my whole online presence on tumblr is based around it #and almost all my beloved mutuals are mcr mutuals #i want to actually centre my dash/blog around things i actually like again but i dont want to cut off mutuals! they're important to me #and i DO still like mcr. but if i had made this blog this year instead of 5 years ago i would be following 2 mcr blogs and not like. 10 #yanno? #i wanna focus more on vulture culture and nature and writing and stuff like that but i dont want to make a new blog either. ugh!!! #idk maybe i just need to use tumblr less #i still listen to mcr every once and a while and im finishing a dd fic i started a couple years ago but thr fandom is just. so exhausting #and i hate that all my mcr posts get way more notes than my non-mcr posts #I don't want to make mcr fanart again for a multitude of reasons but i feel like people still follow me for that #and are disappointed when i post things im more interested in #and i hate that as soon as i step outside my bubble of mcr blogs its immediately just. people saying the most insane obsessive shit. #and maybe its just #because i dont like them that much anymore #but that shit freaks me out !! i dont like it here! maybe im just a hater but maybe try listening to a different band for a little while #go for a walk or something #i think maybe i just hate fandom #if it wasn't for the fact that i got into it super young i probably never would have joined the mcr fandom #which would still be a bummer because ive grown a lot as an artist and met some great people through bandom #but im beginning to find that im not really a Fandom Person. #i dont really feel the need to go online after finishing a really good movie/show/book and start posting about it and making up headcanons #i mean i want to write arcane fanfic at some point but thats about it #idk #this was all a long and incoherent ramble #maybe i should just make a new blog. but im really attached to this one #anyway pls like if you read i feel embaressed for spewing all this into the tags #a.txt

[aro-aizawa]

literally why did fnaf go from being amazing and cool and fascinating in the eyes of the public to ew cringe

#shut up danni #yes i am back into my bullshit and i can't help but feel myself getting pulled back in #i didn't even interact much w the fandom!!!! #i just remember the HYPE that was there in the beginning and how cool it was #and how i'm absolutely fascinated by the story of it all behind all the jumpscares #like it is ABSOLUTELY a game that i would be playing constantly if i weren't a big weenie who can't take jumpscares #like if someone made a mod that took away all the jumpscares and just displayed a 'bonnie killed you rip' screen i'd play the shit out of it #anyways im watching a 90 minute video talking abt the series and i only got 12 minute in before i got distracted by rewatching the trailers #lmao bc i remember so vivid the freak out abt the 2 game trailer and i just #hnnnk #i have my theories and its probably bc pre-teens really liked the series and so it got cringe #edit: wow i just found that i have all the four main games in my steam library #want to guess how long i have logged collectively??? #3 hours!!! #yeah that's 2 hours on the first game and under an hour on the second lmao #not even a single minute on 3 or 4 ahah

[tenderjock]

does anyone have a pic of oscar isaac in a sweater vest its for science

#i'm just thinking about adjunct professor steven grant and i'm kind of into it #also into the idea that steven is entirely self taught? like when would he have time to go to college. #how would he have the resources to go to college? and i just like the idea of steven muttering french verb conjugations to himself #in his little london flat. by himself. with his little fish. in that huge tank of his. #hhhhhhhh okay as long as i'm talking about my steven feelings #the fact that uh. steven was created to protect marc from trauma as a child and marc spent his adulthood protecting steven from trauma #adslkj i dont feel coherent enough to say this clearly. i disagree with SO MUCH fandom characterization of both steven and marc tho #child abuse ment // #moon knight /// #actually no i have to talk about this. steven was created as a layer of protection for marc right? as a place that he could escape to #so maybe he's awkward with women and cant get to his shitty customer service job on time but he came into being because he #made life easier for marc. #and steven is SMART and CAPABLE and HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR #there is so much fic and meta and whatnot where he's this bumbling idiot and i guess i can get where that comes from? a little? #but how could he have survived this long on the back burner of marc's brain if he was anything like fandom's portrayal of him? #i posit that steven is much better suited to handle like. paying bills and checking out in the grocery store than marc is. #not that marc CANT do those things but they probably freak him out more than steven's mundane low level anxiety #anyway. thats my too sense. #steven grant #mmkay #mcu

[lesbiansaaviik]

Can I be beautifully honest with you guys? I hate 91 Whiskey and So Says the Sword

#no hate to the author cause I actually liked a one shot of theirs #but like man these fucking suck #so so boring and pointlessly long #in SSTS nothing happens and it’s boring because it’s all ridiculous purple prose that tells and doesn’t show #you can set it up with Cas being emotionless as an angel and then gains emotions when he falls in love #but he has to actually gain those emotions and you can’t just tell me what a beautiful and masterful love story you’re writing #you have to actually write it #in 91W it’s all troop movements and militaristic bullshit that I don’t care about because I know Dean and Cas will be fine #and they haven’t shown me enough about literally any other character to make me give a fuck if they live or die #great. Inias will get killed off. maybe I would care more if it weren’t so predictable and also if Cas weren’t just an asshole to him #for no reason #which brings me to my second point of jesus fucking christ 91W is so OOC #crazy take I know but Cas is not randomly an asshole! maybe he is at first but then he changes because he’s in love with Dean and he’s never #like. snappy and grouchy this is So OOC and it makes it painful to read because why should I care about someone who’s mean and cruel #all the time #I’m not saying Cas is an angel (pun half intended) all the time but I don’t think he’s cruel #and moreover I think they’ve just got Cas and Dean flipped. Dean would be perfect for the grouchy military commander in the late seasons #kind of way where he’s an ass to everyone due to grief #and Cas would make a great medic; caring about humanity to his detriment #this way around it’s just painful to watch Cas piss off Dean who is somehow more emotionally literate??? in what world #it’s just fucking boring and painful and Cas is not the one with internalised homophobia let’s be real #I would love to see 1940s era repressed queer Dean but no; I’m stuck with asshole Cas freaking out over being a fairy #and taking it out on Dean! #do you seriously think that corresponds to canon Cas’ reasons for repressing his feelings for Dean? answer quickly #anyway. rant over I will continue hate reading it so I can see if it gets good #but at this point the smut isn’t even good enough to justify it so. idk why I’m wasting my time #anne speaks #please someone say they agree with me or otherwise I’ll feel like I’m going insane #the whole fandom loves SSTS especially and I’m here like. well that sucked

[starphobe]

fh fandom back to wishing death on a fictional teenager for being mentally ill and not learning how to cope with that in a healthy way. what else is new

#do i think klck is correct? no #do i think a fandom full of grown adults should stop holding this (manipulated) (not sound of mind) teenager to wack standards? ya #like.... some of you are... how do i say this.... ~projecting~ #and dont get me wrong this isnt me trying to say shes some kind of innocent misunderstood blorbo 🥺🥺🥺 #i think shes a freak and a cunt. but im going to be normal about it and NOT say that she deserves to be killed (????) #pre-overtaking she was clearly aware that her behavior wasn't healthy #the fact she even went to jawbone at all (and was honest with him!) proves that imo #personally i feel like she might be neurodivergent -> struggling with knowing which rules to break and which ones to not #we literally JUST had an episode where the principal of AAA told students to their face that studying and working hard is dumb #i think kipperlilly came to aguefort. couldn't get a grip on what they Actually wanted from her #(parents went to mumple. she couldnt have been prepared for aguefort) #and out of frustration she fixated on people who were doing well and compared herself to them #and the only major surface difference she could find? tragic backstories #it only makes sense that she'd assume that THAT is what was missing. her inability to adapt to AAA was out of her control #so instead of blaming smth abstract (neurodivergence/other mental illness) #this single. concrete. and obvious difference is way easier to latch on to #but yeah. imo she just reads as someone super neurodivergent who received No Help because she 'made do' #and when thrown into a situation that required a skillset she wasn't born with. she shut down and got defensive #noone is born wanting to die yadda yadda #i think it's very interesting that when jawbone turned the question around on her (asking what SHE could do to get better) #she got quiet and awkward #its almost like she was trying her best? and just couldn't figure out where to go next? #and OH would you look at that. jace offering her a trip to the mountains of chaos. for a ~super dangerous adventure~ #🙄 #anyway. #awfully convenient. isn't it. #this has been me. having takes on ms goldendoodle shibainu #goodnight everyone (its noon) #not tagging this out of fear of the *** stans out there who will not stop taking things personally

[shilo-morkaisin]

The feeling of realizing you've actually grown up since the last time you interacted with a fandom is nice

#personal #this is just a general thing since im peeking back into a bunch of my childhood fandoms rn #but this was specifically triggered by a piece of very cute sasu/saku art while browsing the naruto tag #bc i KNOW past me last time i was in the trenches would have immediately been so upset bc i was a little freak- #-who hadnt realized why he was so interested specifically in mlm ships (or that he was even a he lmao) #and now im just. aw thats nice. thats cute. puppy love #feels nice to realize ive grown out of being so upset over people shipping two characters together just bc i didnt like that one was a girl

[mighty-meerkat]

victoria hitmanabsolution is chihuahua-coded send post

#hitman absolution #hitman victoria #small? check #boundaries violated by people with power over her? check #goes absolutely ferocious on said people as soon as she gets the chance? check #also i feel like maybe chihuahuas are not normally a dog you would recommend for families #and like i'm sorry but i don't agree with a lot of the domestic headcanons the rest of the absolution fandom has wrt victoria #i think diana telling her stories about 47 was her equivalent to introducing her to another dog's scent #so she wouldn't freak out and try to maul him #basically once i am done with my current fic i'm going to write a fic about victoria being thoroughly weird and offputting