#I have some genuine bangers

[melancholy-thots]

Literally the Best Pokemon Game, Fight Me

I have said my whole life that Pokemon snap was my favorite pokemon game. It holds such a dear spot in my heart and may be one of the only things I feel genuine nostalgia for. I spent time in college drafting up ideas and models for a fan remake. So when Pokemon announced this remake, I LOST IT.

They had to know what they were doing to my one nostalgic memory when they did this shit. Is this what people feel like when DisneyMarvelSuperCrossover shit happens? If so, it's honestly understandable.

(For context, Todd is the player character in the original Snap)

I have so many edited photos. Honestly the improvements they made are all so good. The people who made this game really get it. The joy of just taking silly little images of your favorite pokemon. And boy, do I have pictures of my favorite pokemon here. I could become an entirely bidoof blog for months if I shared all of them.

Plus being able to share your photos? I don't even care that much about other people seeing the little images I make so much as I care about seeing other people with correct opinions about the perfection of bidoof.

Obligatory Amogus while I'm sifting through looking for plot points to talk about

Oh! Not plot, but I am loving the new stages they added. Obviously on this crazy superior hardware we can do so much more, but I kind of expected new biomes like Jungle. Not weird haunted forest where you keep getting teleported around. Really was not expecting underwater. All great additions.

Literally the only picture I have of an illumina pokemon. But I really like what they're doing here. Obviously it's not the kind of mind-bending story plots that I typically love. But this isn't a narrative game either. It's a fun photo game. And they are giving us even funner pokemon to take photos of. And it's a really nice addition.

#May just post some more of these pics for the next few days #I have some genuine bangers #Maybe I'm spoiled but idk why people complain about remakes of their childhood favorites #this was incredible and has given me so much joy as an adult #definitely rivals how much joy the original gave me as a kid #pokemon #new pokemon snap

[goldensunset]

sometimes i think about how some poor unsuspecting soul asked me what my favorite kikuo songs were and instead of being normal i unleashed a fully thought-out ranked tier list of like 20 different songs half of which probably have never been heard by more than two people worldwide

#you have triggered an unskippable cutscene sorry. you hit the Big Opinions™️ Topic jackpot #peach rambles #not even like i’m a ‘not like other fans’ kind of person my top fav is literally the most popular one #but like i assure you nobody knows more than like maybe one or two of the kikuohana album #oh man you know what i sound like? #‘even when they’re trying to compensate for it scientists wildly overestimate how much the average person knows about their field’ #nobody knows any kikuohanas probably 😔 #i understand. even for me most of them are kind of just like audial stim background noise #sometimes i just wanna listen to hana tan’s voice and whatever haunted sound effects kikuo felt like playing with that day #but there are some genuine bangers too!!!!!!!

[uniquezombiedestiny]

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#character here is (yet AGAIN) reinhardt from branch-wdk53 #art #ik it was said wrist cutter isnt fitting but ough the art potential #shrimply cant resist drawing blood. its so fun #enjoy the abyss! #cant really remember my reasoning for this outside of banger design; very fun to draw #but something something into the abyss #and well. points to the lack of feeling. tbh i think i overuse it with things like this but man there is so much potential in it #the dissociative disorder W as i call it #my ideas arent very defined and again wc isnt truly fitting of reinhardt #but slaps some thoughts here: #'Only when it is sliced as if one were simply cutting a mere slab of meat can they achieve this.' #'The blood is always kept in equilibrium; it never overflows. Only despair can be found in its sunken depths.' #really all of this goes back to: s/hing just to feel something #and the nothingness itself; go far down enough and you reach a void - nothing #over time and repeated attempts it gets duller as scars compile. it doesnt give you any feeling anymore. it all just becomes nothing #so hm #in genuine consideration i feel like reinhardt wouldnt s/h bc of the clear logic in the way of 'there are way better solutions than this' #but its fun to think about it ig! and plus the design goes hard i couldnt not draw it #blood on pristine white >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> #......yknow every single time i draw reinhardt i have so much to say about him #no 1 blorbo of all time. hes literally in my brain now

[narwhalandchill]

btw if u equate childe and aventurines backstory in any fucking way please leave this blog and unfollow me <3 preferably block me while ur at it too uwu

#havent you people done enough to systematically destroy his characterization already? genuinely curious #turning him into generic YA sadboy with no narrative purpose according to yall than to be traumatize meow meow smolbean #who has no greater purpose no greater relevance whos just a victim with 868 made up mental illnessess #and actually the fact that he canonically displays no typical signs of mental illness or distress proves he has giga trauma #because we all know the writers intention is always the thing they give 0 time on screen 0 hints at in lore 0 presence in canon #because you people are so fucking boring and incapable of basic reading comprehension that 'fantasy isnt 1 to 1 with irl psychiatry' #and 'stories can ignore real life logic of human psychology in favor of a desired narrative' #are like completely fucking incomprehensible concepts #god i am so fucking mad #like now the fact that another character hoyo wrote from a different fucking game #has some surface level adjacent qualities to ajax. and turns out to have a sad backstory #THATS fucking proof to yall? imagine reaching this hard . #none of you people have ever genuinely liked childe as the character he is canonically established to be #leave him the fuck alone #i am so fucking exhausted #but NOOOOOO listen childe is female coded with prey instinct and actually showing 0 signs of trauma is proof you have SUPER trauma #and him being mentally well off and clearly at peace with who he is in all its contradictions is just him brainwashing himself to believe i #AND IVE SEEN WORSE. IVE SEEN WORSE #god i am so fucking mad and exhausted and depressed like NONE of the people in this fucking fandom actually care abt him #as the banger fucking character he is #because he just has to be the most boring fucking YA archetype bc you ppl cant comprehend nor handle anything interesting . #anyway woops. #delete later

[steelycunt]

dragging myself through the waves ill be so honest with you

#i feel so sad its not like other books where often i love to be a hater...and i dont hate it by any means but its just. i dont know maybe #its too much for me. fully prepared to accept the possibility that im just too stupid. but its very beautiful in places and i do genuinely #like some of the characters but i almost feel like i like them to a point where i wish i didnt feel like there was. a bit of a barrier #between me and them which is a prose which is just. hard to get through in places for me. like really technically beautiful i can appreciat #that but also ive been reading this 200 page book for weeks and weeks because i do have to sort of force myself to pick it up. : ^ ( #anyway. yeah its been a bad year for reading so far...ive read some absolute bangers in january but ive read barely anything for like all o #feb and march bc i was so. yeah. also read slaughterhouse five recently. it was fine i liked his writing style. it was fine #reading tag #save me summer giovannis room reread save me!

[mashmouths]

CLOSET HISTORIAN LITTLE GREEN STREAK IN THE FRONT

#she did this for meeeeeeeee <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 like not actually but in my heart #she heard my lamentations and grief over losing seungmin's lil bang moment and took mercy on me and she looks sooooo gooooddddd #hi hello. i never post about this but i watch a lot of costubers or whatever the sewing yt community is called and i've been in love with #her channel for yearsssssssssss i can't ever sleep with a video playing unless it's hers bc her voice is so soothing (NOT that her shit is #boring btw every video is banger and just genuinely impressive) #i'm maybe more than a little gay for her can you tell. And She's Queer Too i just adore her. her channel name is a gay pun <3 #anyway sorry. i have feelings about her <3 #a post #if i had a nickel for every time a celebrity i liked dyed just the little front bang bits electric green i'd have two nickels etc etc #this is a good night for me i needed some good news after eating shit on stage lmao <3 but apparently no one saw in the audience #god i should go to bed. i'm going to wash my face and then Sleep i think <3

[veryconfusedunlabeledguy]

i am genuinely so sad about nhl marketing ‘cause i’ll be scrolling on tik tok and a random nfl team’s page’ll come up and they’ll be doing some sort of fun lil challenge or they’ll be having some fun lil time and like… why can’t we have that? it’d be so nice :(

#i think the bruins are the only team where i’m actually kind of interested in their page #(I mean like if i were an outsider who knew nothing about hockey) #they have some genuine bangers #and the cbj have their moments #the best marketing happening though is at umich with their monday questions #consistency is key #marsh madness

[gnomeantics]

i have a folder in the notes app on my phone for all the thoughts i jot down at ungodly hours in the morning and i can usually decipher them afterwards and figure out my train of thought but sometimes they are just completely .???? case in point

#its a great folder tbh #some solid bangers in there #at least three are about rattus rattus #but yeah i genuinely have no fucking clue what i was on about here. i wish to know #yapping

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

the worst betrayal of my life was when i got really really into pirate folk metal band alestorm for like a month and then i happened to meet the guy who runs the studio where they recorded an album so naturally i was like omg!! so cool you got to work with alestorm!!! and he was like oh yeah didnt you hear they turned out to be massive shitty racists. fucking devastating.

#and misogynists too.... #tbf i should have seen it coming but like. I THOUGHT THE WHOLE WENCHES AND MEAD THING WAS SATIRE. APPARENTLY NOT. #genuinely still in mourning 😭😭 some of their songs are such fucking bangers but im never listening to them again. ew #my posts

[todayisafridaynight]

taking a coin out and opening clip today like 'oh boy who am i going to project onto today ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶'

#snap chats #ugHHHH #had another nightmare about my mom so now that im free from commission work its projection time #ive had nightmares every day at this point but this one just. especially hit me for some reason LMAO #whatever now im trying to figure out who.... #because it very easily could go either way and i know i can make both work very well. if i can be confident for .5 seconds for once #i have visions and reasonings for either or i just dont know which is better #they say you should do a coin flip because subconsciously youll want one result over the other #but in this case im genuinely at a stand still #i dont want to explain my reasonings for jo's vers and arakawa's vers for the fear of someone reading these tags #and liking one more than the other but then i end up doing the opposite #SO no one gets to know until i actually do it #i just gotta look at the wall and let my heart decide #this is the problem with two bitches you like having parental issues like Damn Which One Of You Would Be More Banger For Storytelling #TO SOME THE CHOICE IS OBVIOUS but theres just so much to play with here.... #anyways we'll see what i do in a few hours. if i even do anything and i just dont look out my window ghandi style all day

[upsyturvyy]

you all are not going to like what I have to say about The Greatest Show Unearthed Returns I can tell you that much

#it fucking sucks #pushing dasies goes hard as fuck though #so does the title song it makes me become evil #it's the only song on the album that has la las do you know how that makes me feel? #it's so bleak there are no fun monster voices or anything there is no joy or wonder #this is what happens when erik isn't there /j #also carpe demon is pretty good #art of poisoning is simultaneously the best and worst song on the whole album cuz the chorus makes me go 😊😊😊 but the parts between each- #-verse are so so bad like the cyanide by the seaside parts are so ass i cant get over it #im sorry i have so much to say about this album and very few of it is good #some of the songs are so genuinely bad that i cannot listen to it oh my god curtis fell off so hard #not gonna put this in the fandom tag because i know some of yall will not like this take and that's ok #if you like it i am so happy you managed to find enjoyment in an album that made actually mad to listen to #fr if you do like it that is totally cool i will not judge you cuz like i said it does have a few bangers

[flatstarcarcosa]

rt is either planning something huge with rvb or they’re planning to old yeller the series entirely and i don’t care which because it’s going to be hilarious to watch from the sidelines

#txt.txt #if they don't return to form pre zero and frankly? pre 15-17 that's gonna be it #they absolutely need a banger after all the fucking scandals lately too #(which to be clear: this is not me rooting for them this is just me stating a fact #i sincerely think if RT doesn't have a resurgence with a stellar season of RVB that it's going to be the beginning of the end for them) #i know the rewbee stuff is popular but like [waggles hand] i don't think it's as popular as rvb was at it's heyday #and argue with me all you want but chorus WAS the fucking heyday!!! #arguably i think freelancer was the sweet spot for old/new fans coming together but chorus was the heyday for both groups #some of us dropped off during chorus and the rest of us have been dropping since #and i don't know a single person that genuinely likes zero #even the people that like it have a 'but' at the end of it #combined w the crunch and the racism and the sex pests it's not been a good few years for them #it really feels like they're in their decline and that the money train is running out to which i say <3 #we (the older fans) kept trying to discuss this with you fuckers back in like 2010-2012 when you were still active on the forums #and it wasn't unusual for at least one of the core guys to be online and active at almost any given time. #remember connect the hots? pepperridge farm remembers!!!!! bitch

[mbat]

i constantly forget that "zombie-ing out" is a thing in the zombies franchise and isnt some weird idea that people have simply thought up and talked about a little as a weird fanfic-y idea. like who approved of that LOL

like ive been tossing around the idea of rewriting the franchise literally from the first time i saw any of the movies (i saw zombies 2 on the day it first aired lol), and i was like. yeah fuck that lol thats just a myth humans made up to make zombies seem scary and monstrous. and therefore i kinda replaced the canon in my head on accident

#my post #zombies disney #I DIDNT WANT TO REWRITE THEM OUT OF HATE I GENUINELY ENJOY THESE MOVIES #BUT THEY RLY DID NEED. SOME CHANGES AHFHSHF like... their metaphors DO NOT WORK. at all #plus i wanted to do it as a writing exercise for fun. i say having not even begun *actually* writing them #i planned basically everything tho #i only get confronted with this fact on a regular day cause i listen to the soundtrack a lot #and alien invasion IS SUCH A BANGER. and in it the gay cousin says 'zombie out zed!' and im like. ????- oh #i forgot his name im sorry i love him but i forgot his name #google says its bucky. ill take their word for it

[ravenwolfie97]

i felt the need, it's been a year and a half since my last genshin design tier list (as unbiased as possible) and boy howdy is it tiring to really analyze nearly 80 characters

#genshin impact #i could have put fun titles for all of the tiers bc they do share some sort of theme #but putting it into words would be hard #mainly it's a spectrum of like. how well does this design represent the character. and also does it make sense as an outfit #E tier is there bc the design is genuinely terrible BUT it is at least representative of the character #F tier is like. as representative as it may be. like a small element of it at least. it's utter shit. should not exist #generally i think genshin designs have improved over time #sumeru and fontaine put out some real bangers for character personality as well as design #but not all of them. some are still stinky doodoo #anyway im so fuckin tired after analyzing these guys i need a nap

[steelycunt]

HELLO RIDI LOVELY!!!!

i am hoping all is well with you!!!! (weather is nice, cats are fluffy, biscuits are warm and in abundance, etc. etc.)

i come bearing sacrilegious news. i haven't listened to any beatles songs (outside of the ones you hear when out perambulating in the big wide world) and i know you to be the local beatles professeur, so which album would be a good start? or what songs perhaps?

thank you kindly!!! 🐛 (<- this is me, the insect in question)

hi omg!! i am well thank you my love!! and certainly this is something i can help with xx

firstly!! i am going to. be cheeky and suggest my beatles playlist george and the uglies which has every beatles song i personally like (and thus recommend) on it xx for albums their discography is usually split between 1962-1966 and 1967-1970 (and there are compilations for both of them linked) but personally i recommend a hard day's night and help! for early beatles albums, revolver and rubber soul as mid beatles albums, and sgt peppers, the white album and maybe. abbey road? for late beatles (although im not as keen on their late-late stuff like yellow submarine, abbey road and let it be, although there's definitely still some good stuff on all those and they're certainly still worth listening to xx)

sgt peppers is my personal favourite beatles album, but i personally think out of all their albums rubber soul and revolver are probably the best places to start!! and then depending on what you like from those you might want to go back to their earlier stuff or further into their later stuff. for more compilations, 1 is a compilation of basically (?) all their uk & us number one singles throughout their career. my personal favourite beatles songs are a day in the life, in my life, she said she said, martha my dear and she's leaving home but there are sooo many others i love across nearly all their albums!! good luck, i hope you find something you love!!

#telegram #anon #the beatles #music #their earlier stuff gets a bad rap there are genuinely some bangers on there...i would listen to with the beatles or a hard days night #ALL day long before i listen to let it be or yellow submarine. grow up and have some fun for once in your life...

[bedcorpse]

PHOEBE HOLIDAY COVER GOT ME TEARING UP AT 9 AM

#emma shut up #the parting glass is genuinely one of my favorite holiday/new years/folk songs #i have the same feelings abt ed sheeran that i do t*ylor sw*ft but his hidden track cover…. fucks me up #and by the previous tag i mean i think hes mostly boring with some bangers and some truly terrible songs thrown in #i was like 12 when the a team came out so ofc it still has a vice grip on me