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#I have to vacuum my room
skeletalturnip · 2 years
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“Charlie stop starting new projects and just vacuum your goddamn room”
- Me to myself
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autistichedgehogs · 1 year
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sapphire-heart-tippy · 5 months
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I'm back everyone! Just gonna take it easy for now. I still have some things to finish, and need to focus on my mental health. Just been distressed with anger and sadness, but I've been finding ways to soothe my negative emotions
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arsonist-chicken · 7 months
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So my new annoying flatmates added me to a cleaning plan app, which like... I clean when I clean, when it's necessary, not when you two barely-adults moving into a new flat with no respect for the person already living there tell me to, but also.... "clean kitchen (including windows, oven, fridge) and wipe ALL surfaces!!", "dust shoe cabinet, clean door etc." what. what does that mean. why should I clean the DOOR. or dust the shoe cabinet. weekly. NONE of these things are things you do weekly. Or like, they can, I guess, but I sure as hell won't.
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jrueships · 5 months
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Admin: which teammate do you pick to cook your Thanksgiving dinner?
Alpey, who has brought his own baked goods for the team before; therefore, should have the most credibility and trust to be skilled in the kitchen: *happily suggests himself as the best option for jabari*
Jabari:
#jabari is like the kind of person who works a 15 hr shift then complains abt her tired they are#and how they cant sleep bcs they have so much to do around the house#but wont let their husband cook for them bcs they want to do it themselves then complain abt having to do it themselves#moms who start vacuuming the house at 4am then complain about how theres no one helping#'MOVE. ILL JUST DO THE DAMN THING MYS E L F !'#*2 seconds after scaring charity away* why do i have to do everything myself.'#the trials and tribulations of the stubborn control freak#he later says 'im not letting anyone else cook my food for me. (i pick) me. jabari.'#just tearing out alpeys heart and stomping on it 😭#picky ass eater who loves luxury jabari vs expired yogurt and carmel and chocolate syrup drizzled over it to feel fanciful alpey#bite#to the death#they literally asked this question last year??? before they banished gup to the gallows#alpey: alperen şengün 😄!!! ✨️ 🩵🩵#jabari: 😐#jabari (no grey matter): kill yourse-#why do they keep doing this to each other#alpey is the playful beloved family dog whos always in the room with the most people being pet 24/7 for being there & sweet#and jabari is the odd and aloof cat who has sporadic springs of affection and wacky affection#and will usually show himself when hes about to cause trouble for no apparent reason at no apparent schedule#like creeping over to a sleeping alpey and skippity papping him in the head without rhyme warning or reason#then taking off#zero apology or context given
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astralarias · 3 months
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i make a tea. it goes cold. i make a tea. it goes cold. i make a tea. it goes cold. i make a tea. it goes cold.
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draconesmundi · 1 year
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Pay What You Want Winter Sketch Sale, starting at £5, offer ends December 28th!
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Pay me five pounds/£5 (or more!) and I will sketch anything you request and post it on this blog! Thanks!
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sleepyjas · 3 months
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dopemonkshit · 3 months
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i'm in the process of deep cleaning my room and i found an amazon gift card that i never used...i spent that shit immediately lmao
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simplyghosting · 7 months
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Putting me into a messy room with access to cleaning supplies is like dumping chum in front of a hungry shark.
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rosasappho · 2 months
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cleaning the floors is a full day event for someone with bad hips and back and neck
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madd-nix · 7 months
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if i go to jail for strangling my brother, just know he tried to kill me first by bringing over his girlfriend 's cat all the time, knowing i'm allergic
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whoevengaf · 6 hours
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Also not to be dramatic but i literally not only sweeped but WASHED my floor just now
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reanimated-owl · 22 days
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((what is everyone's least favorite chore mine is laundry
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lakemichigans · 25 days
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trying to remember that good friends enjoy doing occasional favors for the people they love and it's not weird to ask them for help when you need it..............
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