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rottmnt-nerd · 5 months

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It was a tie between Darkstalker and Tsunami but I just like drawing seawings better

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy #wof art #wings of fire #wof tsunami #I hope I'm not late to this joke

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rapha-reads · 1 month

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My laptop likes to remind me to "go to bed, you unhinged bitch, it's almost 4am, why are you still up listening to the entire discography of Poets of The Fall when you have work at 10" by suddenly turning off the wifi without warning and shutting off my music, brutally taking me out of the perfect vibe I'd gotten into reading my gay little fics and blasting my emo music.

Gah. Guess I'll shut it off, put down the fics and go to bed, then. *rolls my eyes so hard they fall off my head*

#rapha rambles #joke aside #my laptop is around 11 years old and lately it's started to drop the wifi connection randomly even when the wifi modem itself is fine #i've had to plug in my phone so many times in the past few weeks to get the internet to work #sigh. i hope it will survive a few more months i do not have the money to buy a new one #and i don't think it's worth it to try and fix it i already tried that a couple of years ago and now we're back to it again #anyway maybe when i'm back home i'll give it to a cousin to get fixed then gift it to my dad and get a new one

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nattvingen · 6 months

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Sometimes, I wonder if my few readers resent the fact that I don't try to get better at writing. I like to have this one thing I don't have to do well at to live, because if I don't try, I can't fail (again). I mean, I resent it too lmao don't get me wrong, I'm my own number one h8ter, but I think my writing ability blockages are, like, genetic more than a matter of training/studying/whatever? Still, I just kinda wish there was any hope or something? Any "progress" I've ever made has been incremental and accidental, a side effect of reading better prose than my own. Nuance is entirely beyond me. Ham-fisted, soulless, banal drivel will be all I'm capable of putting out there for the rest of my life, kinda bums me out to think about. :( I try not to think about things I can't do anything about, but it was easier in this case when my fandom had dozens of writers to pick up my slack as opposed to the belves having... three, lol. Wish I could be more helpful, yeah, that's it. I've traded technical skill failure for failing my "community" lmao, how silly. Still, I'm gonna keep writing my boringass garbage, sorry – especially to the Halduron and Aethas shippers who must be sick of me by now. Actually, if my uploading is more annoying than no uploads, I hope someone will let me know and I'll stop. And I think either way I'll stop crossposting to tumblr going forward, the shadowban hasn't been lifted anyway so chronicallyHaughty's posts don't even show up in tags lmao

#Just a late night thought about fic writing and what the hell I'm playing at lol #I always hope someone will find my fic so bad they decide to write a better one but not even this will the universe give us #Smh smh (mostly joking but a remix would legit make me cry tears of joy)#Life of a Feloss

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mingi-bubu · 1 year

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little bit, a little bit, in love with you

For the Carat’s Cloud server’s Inaugural Secret Santa! My giftee is the delightful and lovely Eishi @cherrybxmbby! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and I hope you enjoy~! This is like, one of three different ideas I had for what I wanted to write. The title is from Lykke Li’s “Little Bit” which honestly I really feel like does add to the vibe of this

f!reader x minghao, minghao + reader + mingyu best friends, mingyu actually like takes up a good portion of this but it’s for the #bants, uni au, mentions another svt uni au currently in the works, ~1.6k/words

You wave at the rest of your group mates as they gather their things and leave the library, a tired (and somewhat forced) smile on your face. Mingyu ruffles your hair as he passes behind you, and you slap at his hand. You know he’s doing it just to make your smile a bit more genuine. He’s the easiest to read of your friends, and you know he worries about you. Granted, the late nights you have, because you lose track of time studying, do give cause for concern. But still, you do appreciate it.

“Are you staying here then,” he asks, hovering while looking like he’s trying not to hover.

“Yeah,” you say. Well, it’s more of a resigned puff of air than an actual hard agreement, but details.

“No café today?” His tone is casual, but you know him better than that.

You raise your eyebrow. “Is there something you want to tell me, Gyu?”

“I- no,” he says. You watch as he grows fidgety. “Okay, yes. Are you not going because of Growly McWhines?”

You snort at the newest sobriquet he’s gifted your friend and his partner for a different class project. “Why you don’t just tell them that you’re interested rather than furthering the animosity between you two is something I’ll never understand.” You shake your head slightly and continue, “But yes, I’m not going to Carat Cloud because of Growly McWhines. I would appreciate just one day when I don’t have to hear one of you complain about the other.” It’s so obvious that you guys are into each other anyways is something you decide can stay in your head.

“I would,” he says, “honestly, I would.” You give him a flat stare, not believing him in the slightest. “We can talk about it later.”

You nod and assume that that's the end of it, turning back to your notes. You were wrong.

“Ni Hao, wo Ming!” You don't need to look up to see the stupid grin on Mingyu's face. You do look up anyways, because this greeting can only mean one thing. Xu Minghao was approaching.

It wasn’t like it was a new thing, him hanging out with you and Mingyu. After all, the two of them have known each other since high school; Gyu’s family was Minghao’s host family when he came over from Liáoníng to study. They are, for all intents and purposes, brothers in everything but blood. So yes, you know Minghao.

… You like Minghao. And honestly… what about him isn’t to like? You like that he is generally calm and collected, a contrast to Mingyu’s energetic puppy aura, but he also knows how to let loose. You’ve seen him go from zero to a hundred during some go-cart competition that his dance team was having. And on-stage… in those performances and competitions? God, it’s like he’s possessed by some other entity. It’s as if Terpsichore herself has descended from the cosmos and made Minghao her vessel to humanity. (Or, well, everyone who fits in the auditorium that the competition is held in.)

He is immeasurably kind and has hosted finals cram parties (wherein all you do is study with what feels like several dozen non-alcoholic drinks and snacks like carrots and apple slice bunnies within easy reach) for your group of friends. Sometimes, if he knows someone in one of his classes is really struggling, he’ll invite them as well. And he’s just so worldly. He memorizes poems and historical anecdotes and recites them at the drop of a hat. He stays up to date on so many different topics. He is endlessly interesting to talk to, and you know you could spend all night staying up with him, just… just talking about anything and everything, if you let yourself.

“That joke was barely funny the first time, and it gets less funny as time goes on,” Minghao says, though the smile he wears belies his true amusement. “How are end-of-semester things going?” He shifts the strap of his backpack, pulling the hood of his coat out from underneath it.

“They could be better,” Mingyu allows, a tiredness he hadn’t shown before seeping into his voice. You and Minghao glance at each other; the both of you have a fairly decent idea as to what could be better.

“I agree,” you say, joining the conversation officially, “this group project is slowly sucking the life out of me. Like, don’t get me wrong, I love Joshua, and he’s been my lifeline for this class. But…” You lower your voice, glancing around to see if anyone else was listening. “Okay, is it necessary to bring a color-coded spreadsheet for the second actual out-of-class meeting we’ve had? We just decided on what topic we’re going to cover. How does he have a spreadsheet already?”

Minghao huffs out a laugh at your complaints. Mingyu snorts and then slaps a hand over the lower half of his face as if it would prevent anyone from having heard it.

“So you’re both showing up to the cram parties then, I take it?” He asks rhetorically. “I talked with the owners of Carat Cloud, and they said we could hang out there to study.”

“Sounds good. Message me the rest later? I gotta jet,” Mingyu pulls out his phone, checking the time.

“I will,” Minghao says, “I’ll probably just send a message into the group chat.”

Mingyu nods, pockets his phone, and then ruffles your hair again before walking quickly out of the library.

You scowl after him, and then shake your head with a small smile. You don’t bother to fix your hair again. You turn your gaze to Minghao, taking in his outfit, well, the parts of it not covered by his coat. He has on his so-called “grandma glasses”, chain and everything, and you can see the ends of his hair peeking out from under his speckled gray knit beanie. It’s been permed and colored for his competition this weekend, a bluey-purple mix that you’re definitely interested in seeing more of.

Minghao pushes his glasses up from where they were sliding down his nose. “So, um.” He pauses.

You frown at the odd behavior, not really ever knowing him to not be confident in what he was saying. “Is everything okay?”

He blinks a few times, as if getting his bearings after suddenly being woken up. “No, it’s fine. I’m fine. I just.” Another pause. “So you know how I have the competition this weekend?”

You smile, more of an amused uptick of the corners of your mouth than anything else, but reply, “Yes. And even if I didn’t, the hair sort of gives away that you’re going to be doing something soon.”

“Yeah, yeah,” he jokes back. The small exchange seemed to help, and you can see him become himself again. “I was wondering if you would also help me record a solo tape? There are some dance troupes who have shown some interest and I want to make sure I have something prepared for when, or if, they ask for more.”

You flip open your cartoon frog planner and check your schedule. “When were you wanting to do this?”

“I was thinking after the competition would probably work best since the building where we’re going to perform at has a few dance studios the next floor up from the auditorium.” He says, sketching a rough diagram in the air.

“Yeah, I can totally help with that!” You agree. “Let me write it down, make it all official and everything,” you tease, pulling out the blue gel pen you use for personal events in your planner.

“I was also thinking that maybe we could get dinner after,” he says, and his voice sounds forcibly casual.

Your hand freezes, the tip of the gel pen still pressed into the paper, the ink pooling slowly around it. “As a,” your voice cracks, and you shut your eyes in embarrassment. You swallow and try again. “Are we meeting up with everyone after we finish recording? Mingyu or Chan or?”

“I was thinking of dinner as a date. Personally, I think inviting my not-brother and my co-captain might ruin that atmosphere.” You open your eyes and see the little quirk up at the corner of his mouth.

You make a noise between a scoff and a snort, “Yeah, I think that would just about do it.” You bite your lip, looking down at the box for Saturday, where “Minghao Dance Comp” and “Help MH Record After” were written next to little bullet points. “Are you serious about this?”

You really, really hope he is. He doesn’t seem like someone who would ask you out and not mean it. But your anxieties eat at your perceptions anyway.

His voice is gentler than before, but firm in its intent. “I do. I am, I mean. Honestly, I’ve been trying to figure out how I wanted to ask you out now for a while.”

You feel your heart flutter at that. “Oh?” A smile you didn’t even realize had started appears on your face. “Well, we can’t put all your planning to waste then, can we?”

Minghao watches as you write into the planner, right under the previous two notes, “Date with Minghao <3”.

You can’t wait for the weekend, and from the way Minghao tucks a loose strand of your hair behind your ear before he leaves you to study, neither can he.

#carat's cloud secret santa #xu minghao scenarios #minghao scenarios #seventeen scenarios #the8 scenarios #!!! i'm like so obsessed with hao being so awkward in front of someone he likes and then having that person joke with him to break #whatever spiral he's gone down in his mind. like it's just *chef's kiss* ykwim?#also i know this wasn't about mingyu but also it was a little bit bc i am is do am in love with him a bit #sorry to detract from hao's moment ad;lfjsdf #but no yeah so!! i really hope you enjoyed it! i know i was slightly late but i loved writing this #grandma aesthetic!minghao is everything to me #merry belated christmas <333 #jae.works

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love-in-my-twenties · 5 months

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It's so wonderful to not be in a constant hurry😭 It's been crazy two weeks, with a lot of stuff going on at uni and the christmas preparations (especially buying presents) and today I still have things to do but I have so much time for it🤎. I could take my time with my morning routine, I took an unhurried walk to a drugstore (in a neighbourhood that I love too!), now I'm going to a shopping centre (there will be so many people boohoo)... I'm going to my parents' today too but I HAVE TIME FOR EVERYTHING. I love it.

#(i didn't do everything i wanted to do these past days but. i'm gonna ignore that)#(jokes on me i won't leave that 10 points from an assignment i didn't do i'm gonna submit it late and get at least half of it or smth)#(i hope i still can do that)#(gonna leave it for the evening tho)#diaryblr #personal diary #diary #uni life #text post

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kaweeella · 1 year

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The tumblrwoman final showdown, or as I like to call it: the competition of gay grey-skinned women with sharp teeth and parental issues.

#homestuck #adventure time #I was hoping this'd happen just so I could make this joke #I know I'm a little late #has someone said this already?#idk. idc though

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jedi-bird · 1 year

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Tonight's dinner experiment included some clearance plant based "beef" crumbles to add to pasta sauce for spaghetti. On their own, they're... not great. Not bad, just not what I like taste wise. Once it was added to the sauce, it tastes a lot better. If I find it again I'd probably buy more, but it's going to be hard to beat $1.38 in price.

#we've been trying more plant based foods lately #i have to read all the labels very carefully because of a soy protein allergy which is hard to avoid sometimes #i wasn't hopeful considering how cheap this was but it's not bad when added to something #on its own its a no for me #the real test will be what my partner thinks when they get home #they want the plant based foods more than me but are super picky #where I'm like this is good as their throwing their plate out lol #we joke that my family thinks I'm a picky eater when I'm the most adventurous in the family

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salstray · 1 year

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15 questions for 15 mutuals ~ ✨

I was tagged by the lovely @killerspinal <3 Thank you very much <3

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1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope! Doubly so now that I’m changing my legal name, rip.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Last night :) Worry not! I simply like to day dream before I go to bed and it got angsty, is all.

3. Do you have kids?

I have a cat that I refer to as my son and that’s as close as I’ll ever willingly get to motherhood.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yes. Yes I do.

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

Played volleyball in middle school and hated every second of it! Never touched A Sport since <3

6. What's the first thing you notice about other people?

In person? Their voice cause I’m usually too scared to look them in the eye right off the bat. Online? honestly, no idea. Don’t talk to enough new people-

7. Eye colour?

Blue~

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Why can’t be both?

9. Any special talents?

My ability to make a story out of Literally Anything that is put in front of me. Mobile games with the simplest gameplay/graphics/features? I’ll build a world from it. A plant? I’ll give it a backstory. Keep anything in the public domain AWAY from me otherwise I’ll worldbuild for 8 hours then never look at it again.

10. Where were you born?

US of A, baybeeee

11. What are your hobbies?

Writing, Video Gaming, watching youtube, and DnD!

12. Do you have any pets?

My sweet, darling son Jinxx (aforementioned cat), who bit me about four minutes ago <3

13. How tall are you?

5′3 and willing to bite you if you comment about it.

14. Fave subject in school?

Gods, I feckin hated school with a deep burning passion- Anything that let me write. One of my teachers let me turn in a Skyrim fanfic as an essay onetime but I don’t remember what class that was.

15. Dream job?

The dream is to actually finish a book for once in my life and make it big, wonder off into the woods with my cat and live at the base of a mountain, destined to one day vanish without a trace and never to be seen again.

Thank you again, bestie <3 I hope you have a lovely day!

ACTUALLY TAGGING PEOPLE??? ME???

I never thought I’d seen the day~

I only have two people, though, who I think would actually want to/enjoy doing this. No pressure though.

@captains-price and @charrhylis

#Tag game #Sal speaks #Love long ass questoin lists like thsi tbh #my bread and BUTTER baybeeeeee #also if you are wondering WHY jinxx bit me it was because i was making a sound he doesn't like #but it was for a dnd thing that i'm recording #and he just REFUSED to let me do it in peace #had to restart that track 4 times no joke #anyway LITERALLY no pressure to answer the questions #i love you all #and hope you have a great day #also sorry for the dpressing tags on shit lately #the mental illness has been acting up but I am Forcing it to Fuck Off

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anachronistic-falsehood · 1 year

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sometime after dstuck ch 70 is where a tommy dies btw. like this is no secret ive been saying this is coming ever since a tommy came back from the doomed timeline like He Will Die. there are one too many rogues of time in the session its gotta be evened out. tommyinnit more like deadinnit. haha gottem. but yeah dead tom. like this isn't even a spoiler its just something that has 2 happen. u understand im sure <3

#dreamstuck #it aint a spoiler if it Guaranteed to happen right?? yeah #i'm not joking here or anything i'm being 100% genuine we will have a dead tommy on our hands its just a thing that has to happen #i hope none of you get too attached to this tommy. hes gonna be gone and its gonna suck #place ur bets now on how he dies if u guess right u get a shiny star sticker #really gettin back in my dreamstuck vibes lately i'mmmm so excited for the kids 2 meet the trolls on the meteor #AND MURDERSTUCK!!! THAT STILL HAS TO HAPPEN #PLACE UR BETS NOW ON WHO GOES OFF THE RAILS AND STARTS KILLING!!!!

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ask-the-pkmn-trainers · 1 year

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A fairly recent trend on the internet involves discussion of a gangster film by the name of Garchomprov, about a Garchomp mafioso and the troubles he faces trying to get out of the game and lay low in Sootopolis City.

Of course, the most notable thing about Garchomprov is that it doesn't actually exist; rather, it started off as an in-joke of sorts online before eventually developing a comprehensible plot, film posters, and even a few fan-made recreations.

#pokemon headcanons #pokemedia #i hope i'm not too late to make this joke

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