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deliciouspirateangel · 2 years

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just watched the first three eps of the new pll series so ima talk about it. spoilers below, like it’s that serious

i never watched pll and basically hated it out of spite when it was airing

which is fine bc this show has nothing to do with the original and honestly shouldnt even be connected to the pll name

it’s really like we can’t have a single new idea without arbitrarily linking it to something old

feels a lot closer to season one of the scream series

the mysterious texts from A absolutely do not mesh with the serial killer walking around in the leatherface mask

it feels like there’s so many girls. they could’ve cut one girl. the twins and a main four would be plenty

i hate parents in these shows so muuuuch “why would you put razor blades in a girl’s shoe” “why would you put a dead rat in a girl’s backpack” you really think your daughter did that?? really???

werewolf girl from zombies is here and she’s my fave but also my least fave. the movie buff whose main character trait is naming titles of movies. it’s so basic lol make an actual reference or say a quote from something or something damn

but speaking of werewolves she rolled up to the dance looking like sweet 1600 clawdeen like it all comes full circle

oh also speaking of monster high i swear the two moms girl had monster high characters on her bedroom wall lmao but i couldnt get a good enough look rip but its either them or just wishful thinking

not to victim blame but WHY was tabby drinking wine at that guy’s house??? she knew he was a creep and she was in a bad situation and yet just guzzles down a glass of wine no problem. also what happened to her afterwards?? she just walks out and it cuts to the next day like. guess she’s fine.

the twist is obviously going to be that kelly died and karen is alive. literally no show in the history of television has had twins where one dies and it’s actually who they say it is. there’s always a switcheroo. that’s fucking twin mysteries 101

i know what you did last summer series also

this is probably bad for the rest of the show but my favorite part is the set decoration lmao. like all the houses looked lived in, as opposed to staged for a viewing for potential buyers. that doesn’t get enough credit in shows but it stood out to me for this oneee

also every house has pretty wallpaper. love wallpaper so much <3

anyway in conclusion the show obviously isn’t good but it’s something to watch. murder mysteries are kind of always fun to watch no matter the quality. im thinking it wont be as good as the scream series but hoping it’ll be better than the ikwydls series. if it’s worse than that, that’ll be a feat

#pretty little liars: original sin #original sin #pretty little liars #my thoughts #oh and also a little cru/el sum/mer vibes even tho that one wasnt a murder mystery #or it kind of was #but not really idk #id still lump all those shows together

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elitehoe · 2 years

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Adam Cole you little rat 😂😂 he's stolen all the belts

#he's so annoying #I love him so muuuuch #he's like a rat stealing cheese #adam cole #aew #aew lb

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thecameracrewrats · 4 years

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*wakes up*

*pets rat*

*pets rat"

*pets rat*

#im currently fostering six more rats #so i have 11 currently #theyre so sweet #i love them so muuuuch #rat #rats #rat meme #ratblr

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goldenlaquer · 4 years

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So I saw one anon ask for gintama characters hc's about attracting their s/o's attention, both sfw and nsfw. Could you do the same with Toyohisa and Naoshi from drifters please ? Thank you very muuuuch :D

Ah, I love it when my two fandoms interact like this. ( ´ ▽ ` )

For context, since this ask didn’t mention it, s/o is busy with work.

Drifters Headcanons (SFW and NSFW):

Kanno Naoshi:

Naoshi knows duty and loyalty as any other soldier would. But damn it if you were cooped up in that tiny-ass hut with nothing but papers and a distracted “just give me five minutes, Naoshi” every time he tried to bring you outside for a breather.

Now, Naoshi understands wanting space. He wants it all the damn time from the mutts who keep acting like they wanna piss all over him with that “sky god” schtick. But wanting space is different from having to pour every ounce of your attention in the paper in front of you, mindlessly writing over and over while dipping a tiny quill into a bottle of ink.

You’re long overdue for a break. And he’s going to give it to you.

(And what he doesn’t tell you is that having gone hours without seeing your face kind of made the sky look a bit grayer and the heat of the jungle more oppressive-- all that romantic poem shit)

Disregarding all the protests (”Just one more line. Promise!”), Naoshi brings you out of the hut, and if you’re still struggling to get back to work, he’ll just physically throw you over his shoulders and march out.

That’s how you find yourself sitting on an overturned tree by a cool stream, eating a fig that Naoshi had shoved to your lips. He stands before you, scowling as always and periodically urging you to sip fresh, cool water from his canteen.

Enjoy your break!

nsfw:

There’s a vein on his forehead and another angry one to match on his dick, and you’re oblivious, still scratching away at that damn paper. Why the fuck do you have to do all that paperwork anyways? For crying out loud, y’all are in the middle of a jungle out in the boonies. What’s the report so long for, huh? All you gotta write is: ‘it’s fucking hot as a rat’s ass out here’.

Growling under his breath, Naoshi sends another fervid look at your hut, before slamming his fists on the console of his plane, adding another scuff to the poor exterior and another add-on to his growing bucket of shit he’ll have to fix later.

And he has already tried jacking himself off, but the picky fucker’s already got a taste for you, refusing absolutely everything else in favor of your tight heat. Shit. SHIT. Naoshi slams his hot cheek against the console, glumly looking at the hut, squinting his eyes to look through the dark of night to try and find your candle--

“Naoshi?”

Everything about him perks up at the sound of your voice. He looks down over from the cockpit. Oh, if you weren’t a sight for sore eyes. You had stopped in the middle of work, startled from the sounds of loud bangs and curses outside of your hurt, and had come and see what all the commotion was about. Your eyebrows are drawn together in concern as you look up at him. “Naoshi? Are you okay?”

A maniacal grin forms on his face. He reaches over to grab your shoulders, a startled yelp coming out from you as he swiftly pulls you up into his lap.

“Yeah, I fucking will be.”

Toyohisa Shimazu:

His foot is loud in the way it taps against the marble flooring of the temporary office that you both have holed yourself.

It taps and taps and taps. And you had suggested that, perhaps, maybe he could leave if it was so boring for him to be there with you? And he had looked at you with such a kicked puppy look that you couldn’t find it in yourself to suggest it again.

But the man really can’t stop his boredom. When he’s not fighting or eating, he’s with you for your lovely company, and now that you’re busy, all Toyohisa can do is be restless

and fidget

and then fidget again.

He can’t help it. He can’t not move anything for such a long time. And how did you do it? How could you just sit there and push around your pen for hours? Even his fingers are sore in sympathy, and this is a man who can deliver 300 strikes with his sword without a single sweat broken.

Then, the chair that he’s perched on starts shaking, scraping against the floor with a high screeeee in response to the foot taps, a symphony of noise reaching deep in the recesses of your mind and latching on. You throw your pen down in surrender. You need a break anyway, and from the sound of it, Toyohisa needs it too.

nsfw:

Two holes are being drilled into your face.

Not just your face. You can feel the gaze as if it were a physical object, roaming up and down your body, lingering at your lip, throat, and breasts. You can barely concentrate on the words you are writing out-- your mind is more concerned about the other being in the room, currently sitting in the corner, ominously silent.

The eager puppy is nowhere near to be found. Instead, Toyohisa is a wolf, looking every inch the intimidating warrior he is.

You’d be foolish to not notice the stiff rising of his pants. He had stormed in the room in the same conditions too, his weapons already unfastened and tucked away somewhere else, and his feverish eyes had fixed in on you, looking at you as if you were his next prey.

You gulp, recalling stupidly telling him that you were busy and in reaction to your words, tension tightened his shoulders, but he had only nodded once in reply, a curt movement, before taking a seat to wait on you.

Toyohisa is barely holding on his last thread of sanity. His cock had been straining hard against the confines all day, eager to fuck itself in you. And even now, waiting for what feels like forever, he can’t will it to calm down.

The thread snaps when Toyohisa’s sharp gaze picks up the quick rising of your chest and the way you shift in your seat, a flush rising up on your cheeks.

You don’t notice him until papers are flying to the floor and rough hands are shoving you upwards out of your chair, turning you to face Toyohisa, who looks more beast than man, his breaths practically steaming out of his mouth.

“I think you’re done with work today.”

I got so carried away that I had to separate the nsfw section into a different category. ଘ(੭’ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚

#drifters #drifters headcanon #drifters imagine #kanno naoshi #shimazu toyohisa #not sfw #definitely not sfw #answered ask #asks closed

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theteamoth · 4 years

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As per request and approval, here they are!

And here they are! The dog’s name is Niels, the cat is named Cleopatra (or Klyopa for short), and the rats are Opus Magnum (top rat) and Alembic (bottom rat) AND I LOVE THEM SO MUUUUCH @pathoftheranger, behold my babies! xD

#animals #my pets #personal

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vitosscaletta · 4 years

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audrey x 🔥 & georgie x 🐀!!!

!!! THANK YOU!!! 💕💕💕 i missed talking about g & rat man in particular :(

also this is the ask meme..

GEORGIE/🐀

IMHO (in my hoe opinion).. Georgie is really not someone to have a low self-esteem cause she was the hottest bitch in the distillery district but in a weird way she feels like she has to live up Jess somehow. She never knew her personally of course and in the end the end she only really sees her as he public image instead of the person she really was.. 🐀 obviously still loves her very much which makes Georgie feel super jealous and also stupid bc she feels so inferior compared to her. plus she’s got a lot of respect for her at the same time so!!!

hjfjh STUPID but during the game’s events they actually become friends… She’d probably be a really annoying npc who sends him on a really bad mission for a lousy reward but somehow he sticks around her clinic for some time and she keeps talking.. he’s a quiet guy but actually enjoys hearing what she has to say and they end up bonding over the “got blamed for a coup” experience (G was too young to really remember her life before but she still feels the impact it had on her family ). 🐀 stops by her clinic from time to time whenever he’s near because she gives him a discount on elixir and because he likes her i guess. In a platonic way of course

They both pretend nothing’s going on between them and keep it hush hush (yknow ~~secret meetings in some secluded corner in that palace or something.. 19th century forbidden romance aesthetique) even though no one cares!!!!! I guess technically Georgie is above his status and has a title and all that but none of the other nobles really care about her & they all know anyway so

Their first kiss was WEIRD and awkward as hell.. He probably came to her to get a tiny scratch or something treated.. as an excuse to see her and SOMEHOW that happened i guess & she felt really embarrassed after that for some reason so she was like “😳 please leave now”..

🐀: “ok :(”

She falls a lot faster than him but never acts on it out of pride and also respect for Jess.. she never really felt that way for anyone & is really embarrassed about it (not about having feelings in general she’s not a closed off person.. just being in love and all that). 🐀 on the other hand just viewed her as a friend for a long time and I GUESS he really liked her but with J********’s death being so recent it’s just too early to pursue anything so… slow burn 50k words. Nothing really happens until like… a year or two post-game.. they just hang around at the boyle party and talk shit about the other guests as FRIENDS

AUDREY/🔥

jfdj that ~first meeting~ is so funny to me, she thot f*llows ch*lk was messing with her when he told her who she’s gonna meet.. she’s just like “haha.. funny that you’re asking me for help 🙂 kind of ironic 🙂🙂🙂”.. J: “???? do i know u????”.. so yeah needless to say she avoids his ass at the beginning bc she sort of hates him (which is mutual). and also because he creeps her out.. until uhhhh *deep ass conversation about whatever but it’s CRINGE so I cant say more*

domesticity is NOT something she’s used to anymore when [REDACTED] so she just leaves home from time to time to idk.. explore the surroundings, get some useless job done, etc… Not that she has commitment issues she just likes to see different places sometimes…. ****** just has to accept that i guess 😤😤😤 HOWEVER she also likes having a place she can always return to.. feels nice

she feels.. kind of stupid for developing any sort of feelings for him that aren’t negative, much less anything romantic, she’s hated that guy all her life & it’s so weird how it is now, but there’s a connection whether she likes it or not. She’s not someone who gets easily flustered & is definitely not shy.. she’s usually the one who initiates things but it’s so embarrassing for her at first 🤡 Audrey when they’re like. just talking: EVERYONE look away.. mind your own business!! >:(

I GUESS…. he developed feewings muuuuch earlier than her, mainly bc the “I got receipts of ur war crimes” sort of barrier (????? for lack of a better description) that she has doesn’t exist & she’s much more likable as a person…. she’s stubborn & kind of annoying bc she glares at him like this 😒 but wants to do right and is a good person not for the sake of using it as a bad excuse for revenge or anything but because.. that’s just who she is in contrast to his fake ~change of heart uwu~. which is not really welcome, he’s too old to have a silly crush on a woman who sings out loud to any nancy sinatra song that happens to be on the radio. Not that he ever acts on it anyway

I can’t think of a fifth one sorry

#roberthouses #ask #🤡#🐀#back to emoji tags #sorry i had this drafted for AGES

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