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deerlulu · 7 years

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tagged by my darling, thank u ♥ ❌ the rules: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people the last: 1. drink: water 2. phone call: hun, from sunday night 3. text message: “clotheeeees” to our anime group chat 4. song you listened to: remember by 9muses GO LISTEN AND SUPPORT 5. time you cried: last week’s wednesday because i was reading ‘when marnie was there’ 6. dated someone twice: never done it 7. kissed someone and regretted it: i don’t think i’ve ever regretted kissing anyone 8. been cheated on: never been cheated on 9. lost someone special: hard to say when that happened but i have lost or fell out of touch with someone special, though not lately 10. been depressed: i don’t remember exact dates, and wouldn’t necessarily say i was depressed, but i had some bad days at the end of school / late spring 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: last day of april / first day of may, somewhere around that, at a friend’s party. oops. list three favorite colors: 12-14: lilac, peach, black in the last year have you: 15. made new friends: i have! 16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cry: many times 18. found out someone was talking about you: aren’t people always talking about me? (yes) 19. met someone who changed you: i don’t think i’ve changed because of anyone (no) 20. found out who your friends are: i don’t think i’ve ever had any problem knowing who are my friends (no) 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: probably like ten of them haha, i like to kiss my friends as a greeting etc general: 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: majority, and the others are internet friends whom i feel like i know irl 23. do you have any pets: the most stupid dog in the world 24. do you want to change your name: nope 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i was baby sitting my cousins and then met up with a friend and went to mc donalds at night and drank a few drinks 26. what time did you wake up: 10:15(am), then rolled around the bed for an hour 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: reading kuroshitsuji 28. name something you can’t wait for: gOING TO SEE HUN IN A WEEK !!!!! ♥ 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: an hour ago 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i would have money, a lot 31. what are you listening to right now: archangels of the sephiroth by stellar GO LISTEN AND SUPPORT 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: if you add ‘i’ in the end, then yes, otherwise no 33. something that is getting on your nerves: all the hate touka kirishima gets in tokyo ghoul (fandom) 34. most viewed website: youtube i guess 35. mole/s: i have many, i’m not even kidding, like 10 in my face only, so yeah not about to list. but they add nice uniqueness. 36. mark/s: scars from various reasons and a small melasma on the right side of my waist 37. childhood dream: to be “the bold and the beautiful”, meaning actress 38. hair color: blonde 39. long or short hair: long 40. do you have a crush on someone: if celebrities don’t count, then no 41. what do you like about yourself: uh, probably my logical thinking the most 42. piercings: i only have my ears pierced, one earring on each 43. blood type: no idea, i don’t think anyone’s ever told me which i am 44. nickname: long list.. lotski and prinsessa (princess/hime) are the most popular ones. mom calls me amana. and hun calls me han. 45. relationship status: dating 46. zodiac: gemini 47. pronouns: she/her 48. favorite tv show: criminal minds probably 49. tattoos: hopefully i will have one, after this summer 50. right or left hand: right 51. surgery: never had any 52. piercing: i only have my ears pierced, one earring on each 53. sport: gymnastics, though i’m not a gymnast nor have i ever been 55. vacation: well, it’s summer vacation rn 56. pair of trainers: i think mine’s are all from nike more general: 57. eating: mom made bread so i’m eating it on the side 58. drinking: atm nothing but this made me think of coffee, so i’ll be making it soon 59. i’m about to: vaccuum the entire middle floor but it’s annoying so i think i’ll just go to sleep for a while / play llsif 60. waiting for: my hair to dry 61. want: money and lots of it 62. get married: if the time and person is right, then yes, i wanna get married 63. career: no fucking idea what i wanna be (studying at business school tho) which is better: 65. hugs or kisses: kisses 66. lips or eyes: eyes 67. shorter or taller: well i wanna be shorter, but i want others to be taller 68. older or younger: older 69. nice arms or stomach: stomach 70. sensitive or loud: loud 71. hook up or relationship: relationship 72. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant have you ever: 73. kissed a stranger: yes, or an almost stranger 74. drank hard liquor: last time was last weekend 75. lost glasses/ contacts: ............... contacts a few times 76. turned someone down: yes 77. sex in the first date: never really on a date, but had sex after a first time meeting a person 78. broken someone’s heart: probably 79. had your heart broken: i think so, but i’m not entirely sure if it was that bad 80. been arrested: never 81. cried when someone died: yes 82. fallen for a friend: i don’t think i have do you believe in: 84. yourself: probably more than i should lmao the confidence is too real 85. miracles: no 86. love at first sight: no 87. santa claus: no 88. kiss in the first date: sure why not 89. angels: no other: 90. current best friends name: i don’t really like the word since that seems to be some kind of curse to me, nothing ever goes well if i call someone that. i consider hun to be my soulmate, for a lack of better word to explain our friendship. 91. eye color: blueish greenish greyish mix 92. favorite movie: when marnie was there ;_;;;; this changes a lot tho ❌ i’m tagging: @yeongis @strawberry-milku @yoonyul @kirschtein @qupu @yoonsicyul @step-on-me-chrollo @tupusquidington @24kool, of course you don’t have to do if you don’t want to!

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rajinedgeofdarkness · 6 years

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Slow Dance of a Sky Pirate

Eldoron walked down the halls with a plate of freshly cooked veggies and meats. He presses a button near the door letting out a ringing sound stirring Sky from a nap. On the intercom, his voice comes through, ”Sky, are you there?” No answer. “I’m just going to leave this here, you missed dinner again, so I want to make sure you eat. The smell dissipated under the door and throughout the room enticing Skyfyre enough to get up and retrieve it, but Eldoron was long gone. *Sigh* “What’s wrong with me?” Blaze muttered from inside the room “It’s been a week Sky, don’t you think it’s time for you to make the effort to get involved with everyone else, I mean considering we aren’t going to be going anywhere else anytime soon, might as well make the best of it.” Skyfyre has been keeping herself in her room since the day she was rescued and has been practically avoiding outside contact and only talks to Blaze. “I don’t know what to do, is it nervousness, is it just the urge to want to find a way to leave and thus best to avoid getting close to anyone, besides how could I trust them?” Blaze sniffed the plate of goodies. “Are you going to eat that?” “Ugh Blaze, are you even listening to me? “Of course I am, but you barely go out and get food so I barely have anything to eat, what do you expect, not my fault my stomach is speaking louder at the moment.” Blaze grabs onto the lamb shank and snaps the bone as he chews on the fat and muscle grumbling contently. “I don’t know Sky, I mean I understand where you are coming from and I didn’t like this place much either at first, but it’s been long enough and I think they would of hurt you by now if they really wanted. I mean this food has yet to be poisoned” Blaze says acting snarkily “I guess I’m too used to being alone, even with those friends back in that village, I only hung out with them so much and was pretty much alone until you came along and changed everything.” Blaze bows his head disgruntled by the statement “I’m sorry Sky, this bond we have has been a burden on both of us since it occurred, but I chose you for a reason and your growth in magic has proven time and time again the reason why.” Sky looks over to Blaze with a smile……”No….don’t be sorry…..I didn’t mean it in a bad way…made my life a little more interesting anyway….” “You haven’t utilized any of your magic yet since we tried to escape the first time.” Blaze lifts his stiff wings trying to stretch them in the limited ceiling space, “Ugh….I want to go flying while we still have the chance, my wings are getting itchy and I’m starting to get. A little claustrophobic here. Blaze’s body pressing up against the furniture and the bed. He has grown a lot since the possession and is almost 6 feet tall and 10 feet long. Sky thinks back to when he was shorter than her knee a little under 2 months back. Sky remains silent not touching any of the veggies that are now sitting on the plate getting cold. Blaze sighs and puts his head on the bed next to her. “I know what happened back at that building was horrible and painful, trust me I’m never going to get over it even for the next hundred years, but we aren’t there anymore, we are here and they brought you on and kept you here for a reason too.” Letting out a big sigh with a little smoke exiting from his flaring nostrils. “You’re special Sky, you had a gift long before I came along and I sensed it within you from the start before I hatched.” Sky put her hand on his snout. “What should I do than?” Go out there and just talk to them, Eldoron seems to care a lot about you. I mean he’s been worried sick between you being locked up here and barely eating and when he’s in his workshop late at night I hear him muttering to himself through the wall even when you are deep asleep. I think Eldoron has a thing for you, he brings your name up often with the others….”. Skyfyre began to blush, her face turning red……”What!!? You’re crazy and delusional, the guy barely knows me and I…..I………”. Her mind draws a blank....”you what?” “I……it’s not important now, I need to go….”. She opens the door to the hallway and begins to step out, everything was quiet, probably because everyone was still in the dining hall. “Yeah could you get me more of that lamb while you are at it.” “Why don’t you come with me since this whole socializing thing is your idea?” “Okay…..fine”. Blaze’s body dematerializes and absorbs back into Sky feeling his presence in the back of her mind. She walks down the hall first going towards the distant chatter, but than she stopped before taking another step. Eldoron’s voice becomes clear as the crowd silences. “I’m worried about Sky, since she has come aboard, she has been aloof despite all attempts to get her interested in what we have to offer here.” “She’s intimidated by us probably,…” Orion remarked before going back to his book. Jessie gave him a dirty look before proceeding “I don’t think so….she’s new here and it took each of us time to adjust to our new roles and dedication to the mission at hand, which Sky still doesn’t know about.” Ian laid back in his chair putting his feet onto the table picking at his teeth….”Well why don’t we tell her than?” “And scare her away?” Trish interrupted. “It’s not like she can go anywhere for much longer since we are heading out to restock on planet Youndre soon enough and she would just end up dying in the vaccuum of space Ian chuckled. *tail slap to his face* as Trish rolls her eyes and smiles. “You are so nice…..” Ian snarls…..”She used my own weapon against me…..I’m pissed….” Trish says quietly “Whose fault is that,….mister my inventions backfire…..”What did you say!!!, Ian readying to challenge Trish…..Jessie pounds her fist to the table stopping them both and stands up. “Eldoron, what do you suggest we do than because if she’s not interested in tapping further into her potential as a powerful magic user, than why should we force her to be here?” “No” Eldoron sternly points out “we need to try harder, try to show her why we want her here, if she chooses to not want a part of it, than so be it, but at least let’s try to show her why we want her around……*Eldoron pauses before mumbling to himself* “why I want her around….”. Orion puts his book down….”fine…, but how do we proceed?” “A party of course!!!!” Trish shouted…..”I mean we haven’t had one of those in frickin ages!!!” Jessie nods in agreement….”It might help to show her our fun sides, and not the hard working, maybe frightening side of us when focused on our own training and duties here.” “Besides I know the best kind of drinks to make.” “I can help repair the lighting in the lower pod and maybe try my hand at reinstalling the dance floor”. Ian intervenes. “Than I guess it’s settled”. Eldoron concludes the discussion. “Let’s plan for tomorrow night than.” The room collectively agrees and shuffling can be heard as they stand and begin walking out. Sky immediately hides around the corner as everyone casually walks by towards the holoelevator. She than starts to walk back to her room when suddenly Blaze shows up blocking her. “What are you doing.” “The party isn’t until tomorrow night, I’m heading back to my room. “But, you need to talk to Eldoron and besides, there might be some food left and I’m still hungry.” “Are you really going to do this now….?” Blaze turns Sky around with his front claws….”Yes.” Shocked at his strength…. Sky immediately walks forward while looking back at Blaze who is suddenly smiling before bumping straight into something. “Ugh” rubbing the back of her head and looking up recognizing the figure and suddenly crawling backwards towards Blaze…..”Ummmmm, hi…..ugh hello Eldoron..” “There you are! Was wondering when I would finally see your face again!”He reaches his hand out. Sky pauses and looks nervously while staring back at Blaze who is gesturing to her to reciprocate. She slowly reaches out and feels a tight and fast grip followed by a stiff pull putting her back on her feet. “Woah,….man you’re strong,…I mean…..ummmm” Eldoron laughs “It’s fine, I do a lot of heavy lifting on board here so it comes with the territory.” He proceeds to rub the dirt and debris off her back. “There,…where are you heading off to in such a hurry?” Sky quickly looks back towards Blaze again,….he nods his head. “I…..I…..ummmm…..just suddenly felt like exploring, I never really took the time to see this place before at least in it’s entirety.” “Excellent!!! I would be happy to give you a tour, it’s not too late.” “Ugh, sure…..that could be fun.” Her mind touches Blaze’s “Ugh what am I doing?” “You are doing the right thing, now go, have fun”. “Where are you going to be?” “In the kitchen, I told you still hungry….”. “Sigh….guess I’m seeing you later than.” Blaze immediately cuts the mental ties forcing Sky to go and try to have fun while he sneaks into the dining hall in hopes for table scraps. She watches as his tail disappears through the doorway before feeling a sudden tug on her arm… “Come!!!!” Eldoron leads Skyfyre to the holoelevevator on the far end. Skyfyre looks down nervously as the neverending metal chasm meets her eyes. She accidentally backs away from the edge bumping into Eldoron and looks behind at him as he shows a small smile side stepping her and stepping over the edge. “Wait…..stop!!!!” Confused as Eldoron stands in midair. A red grid of lights shines under his boots taking the shape of the entire area. He reaches his hand out encouraging Skyfyre. “See….it’s perfectly safety.” Sky shyly steps on the grid amazed at how solid it feels. The floor stirs pushing the couple upward. They reach the ceiling of the previous floor and past the one above. “Though we should start at the very top.” Eldoron has his hand on her shoulder as he points to the very top of the tower above. Skyfyre feels an odd tingling sensation through her body,…..blushing before her eyes follow his finger. They finally reach the top. The ship remains still and the winds light as Skyfyre finds herself standing on top of the massive flying structure. She squints to try to see where the ship ends and the sky begins. “Wow, it’s huge!!!!! “Yeah, she is, over 500 feet across, the whole top roof as you saw before can be traversed on. Makes for excellent space for outdoor events and practice.” The floor stirs once more slowly bringing them down. They begin to pass the floors along the tower. Skyfyre notices different patterns painted on the ground for each one and some with varying structures and props pinned to the walls and even ceilings. “This whole structure is focused on recreation and outdoor training. Each floor is built around a different game/sport some catering to certain crew members and what they enjoyed from their home world. Sky notices the floor with the newly replaced glass panel. “You are probably semi familiar with this floor, this is where the sick bay is housed.” The floor stops at the top main floor of the ship filled with hallways and random metal doors to who knows where. Eldoron guides Skyfyre from room to room. They look plain on the outside, but inside there can be multiple floors with different uses and functions. There was a gym where Ian was seen lifting weights. He was in a zone and didn’t even notice the two standing at the door. There was also just a huge indoor pool with a diving board and a lounging area above. Giving a brief tour at each room, they find themselves at a completely empty one. “Is this room unfinished?” Without saying a word, Eldoron presses a random button on the console in the corner. Suddenly the room becomes black and than light once more. Skyfyre suddenly finds herself among a forested area. She begins to walk forward trying to avoid touching the surrounding trees, that seemed so real. The scene suddenly changes to under water where a massive sea creature passes just above her head. Lastly the scene switches to a cliff side overlooking a river and a valley. Flying creatures begin to come out of the blue heading straight for her. By instinct, Skyfyre charges a fire ball and shoots them down one by one. Eldoron semi impressed at her accuracy, without warning brings up another challenge. Rocks begin to separate and fall one after another, until ones under her feet, begin to give. Skyfyre immediately jumps over the broken pieces to solid ground near Eldoron. He shuts off the simulation. “What was that?” “A training simulator.” Helps our crew members to practice fighting aspects from magic, to weapon skills, and agility courses. “Coooooool…..”. “Yeah…..you are cool……..Eldoron mumbles to himself…” “What was that?”……ughhhhh…..nothing, let’s get back to the elevator, still a lot to show you. The two head back to the floor with all the living quarters. Skyfyre notices a slight limp in Eldoron’s stride. “I need to head back to my room real quick before we continue to the bottom part of the ship.” Sky tags along to the room next to hers as she waits for Eldoron to return back into the hallway. He exits the door holding a decorated cane. “What’s that for?” Worried she might of offended him……”Childhood injury,”. “My leg has never been quite the same since and it acts up on occasion, I’ll be fine though.” He walks supporting his weight on his cane as he leads Skyfyre back to the elevator. He takes her past the bottom floor to the lower tiered tower area. The elevator stops at the very top of the lower fin. “We have to take smaller elevators down to the the individual levels. This is where smaller passenger ships stored as well as larger inventions that can’t fit anywhere else. Rajin, is too large to land except in a special hangar on Youndre.” They go back onto the bottom floor. Skyfyre notices the open space. This floor behaves as primarily engine room and pod access. “Pods?” “We thought this ship needed some large open ended areas that serve a unique purpose for our lifestyles and make long trips in space a lot more bearable. These two smaller pods are mainly used for storage, but we are currently working on expanding some new ideas to change that. They walk up to a large glass tube filled with all kinds of vegetation like a contained jungle, they walk into the tube, and she can immediately feel the breeze and hear the water. “What’s this?” These two pods help similar a more natural environment as well as house our main garden for growing and processing food. Eldoron leads Skyfyre over to the pod to the right, stopping her before she steps over the edge “careful, no forcefield here,,..”. She looks down to see a cascading waterfall and an entire landscape with variability in topography and plant types, many she couldn’t recognize. Skyfyre stares at his face, taking closer notice at the scar that runs across from the top of his left ear down almost past his cheek on the opposite side. She thinks to herself if those injuries were related, Eldoron must have been through a lot,…..but I guess we both have……”. Eldoron,……”yeah”………”I’m sorry……”for what?”……… Eldoron proceeds to give Sky a tour of the airship,….starting with his workshop, the different glass pods on the bottom floor, the engineering bay,….as well as the living quarters for all the other crew members and workshops and activity centers in the floors above. *Yawns*. “It’s starting to get late.” “I know, just one more room I want to show you…”. It was one of the smaller pods that we missed the first time around. Once the door to it opens, Skyfyre was greeted by loud music and color changing lights. Everyone else was there having a grand old time. “There now you can get to know everyone else.” “I thought you said the party was tomorrow night.” Eldoron hinted that he knew she was ease dropping. “You think Pixel doesn’t know everything that is going on, she’s more paranoid than I am”. “ I knew I had to lie because otherwise you wouldn’t have gone.” Blaze suddenly came out of nowhere landing on the dance floor with a satisfying bang and began trying his hand/talons at dancing, but he was clumsy. “Are you drunk?” Sky questioned Blaze as he slipped all over the place. “Not necessarily though I partook in some of Jessie’s concoctions, I’m also just bad at this, whatever this is.” Sky gives a disgruntled, but amused expression, she never thought she would see such a sight in her life. Eldoron grabbed Sky’s hand and dragged her into the room where other members began coming up to both of them one by one. Trish, being the socialite was the first to engage in conversation….”sooooo, you want to get a drink or something.” “Ughhhh,……” Before answering Trish grabs her free hand and drags her to the upstairs area where Ian and Jessie are hanging out. Sky thinks to herself…..”apparently I’m getting passed around like a hot potato tonight….” Sky proceeded to try to socialize with the others and after having a couple of drinks, felt very relaxed and not as nervous anymore. Drinks were much stronger than she expect……no wonder why Blaze got drunk so easily. The airship’s artificial day and night system was close to resetting and that's when Sky realized she stayed up most of the night. She had her head down on the counter trying to rest her eyes when she felt a hand on her shoulder. Jolting upwards, she notices Eldoron sitting down next to her. “Having fun?” “Yeah, I guess I am, but I’m also exhausted.” Blaze was already snoring up the storm below. “Come, on, just one last thing..” Ian began to switch over to quieter and slower music as Eldoron tried to lift Skyfyre up and bring her down to the dance floor. “What…..what are you doing.” “Relax, we always end these on a nice relaxing note with a slow dance, I normally do this with Jessie.” Sky looks around noticing Orion stepping with Jessie and the same going for Trish and Ian. “Look at me…I won’t bite, I promise.” Sky shyly looks into Eldoron’s eyes, almost getting lost in them. He slowly reaches out to grab her wrists and moves them so her arms are wrapped around his neck and shoulders while placing his hands on her sides. Instinctively, he took a step back and Sky followed his pace and vice versa. “You’re a natural at this”. Eldoron looks up from the floor refocusing on Sky. Her eyes widened and pupils dilate. The two continue to dance in sync losing track of time. Blaze opens his eyes long enough to realize what was going on. Sky could feel his connection come back into play and a tingly warm sensation running down her body followed by chills. “Just relax, you’re doing great.” Blaze reassured her as she continued to side step and get more into the moment. Eldoron leans over towards her. “I hope you consider staying here, you will be a perfect addition to my crew and your potential will make you invaluable.” Sky stops and thinks….”why am I here, why did you rescue me?” Eldoron proceeds to tell her the truth about the major threat at hand and why it’s necessary to have someone with a dragon companion and strong magic skills at a time like this. “I didn’t know I would find you in that building shackled up against your will being tortured by those horrible people, but I did know I could see a gifted woman from the start.” Eldoron worries a little “I hope it doesn’t feel like we are keeping you here either, I…we never want to do anything to make you uncomfortable and we can turn back to Earth. There is still time and you can live the rest of your life there, but I fear it won’t be the same especially with your connection to your dragon.” Skyfyre hangs her head in complete fatigue almost resting it on Eldoron’s collar bone. “Yeah I understand that.” Blaze gets up and moves his head to bear Sky’s weight on his side. Blaze moved out the room dragging Sky’s sleepy self out back to their room. Blaze places Sky onto her bed pulling the blanket over her. She ended up sleeping most of the following day well into the night. When she awoke, she was energized, she assumed everyone was still asleep and Blaze was nowhere to be seen as she could also feel him sleeping in the back of her mind. She got up and walked out into the hallway. There was only one dimly lit room and that was Eldoron’s workshop. She carefully made her way over to it. Eldoron through Pixel, knew she was coming their way, but pretended to not notice when she turned the corner. “Ummmmm, Eldoron, you still up?” Eldoron turned his chair around to face her, his top hat was absent exposing his hair and the silver streak reflected off the glowing ambience brought upon by Pixel. Skyfyre sat down in the empty chair near his desk. Eldoron was quiet. Sky was worried that she did something to upset him. “I’m sorry for the mixed signals last night if there were any”. Eldoron muttered, I hope it didn’t make you feel too uncomfortable. “Nooooo….no….it didn’t at all, just new to everything, honestly…….I’m just scared.” Eldoron tried to speak, but Sky interrupted….”I’m sorry, I’m confused about all of this, I needed time to figure it all out I guess, maybe this is meant to be my life now, maybe my destiny……….*sigh* guess it beats being tested on or being on the streets.” “Does this mean?....”I’m staying!” The biggest smile showed on Eldoron’s face. “I promise you’ll like it here, everyone else has already started taking a liking to you, even Orion who barely really likes anyone. We would have been sad to see you have to go, but next time just talk to me, you are in a safe place.” Eldoron took his gloves off and put his warm hand on top of Sky’s. The dimly lit room helped hide her blushing thankfully. “I won’t let anything bad happen to you.”

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shayne-or-something-blog · 7 years

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Episodes 14-16

Ash and co. didn't just take the bike road thing from Cerulean to Vermilion and it ended up taking them like a month.

Lt. Surge fucks up Pokemon, on the real.

Ash actually throws a punch at Misty but Joy catches it mid-air. Joy is a kung fu legend low key.

Why would you send a Pidgey against Lt. Surge?

Pikachu has absorbed an actual bolt of lightning and had an entire power plant thrown into it's cheeks, I don't understand it's power growth through the series.

Surge is at least twice Misty's age and height but hits on her anyway, but calls Ash (same age) baby.

Surge calls Pikachu a baby pokemon, kickstarting the idea for Pichu.

Surge sends out Raichu but to add an air of mystery he says "Go Pokeball" instead of using his Raichu's name.

Raichu is so dope, I wish it were better in game.

Surge and his Raichu are so in sync they even mock Pikachu and Ash in unison.

Pikachu got OHKO'd by a Thundershock, furthering my misunderstanding of it's power level.

So Team Rocket thinks Pikachu isn't worth stealing if it loses to Raichu, but Pikachu loses to every new starter Pokemon when Ash goes to other regions. What even is Ash's Pikachu?

Joy just happens to be carrying around the Thunderstone as she "stumbled across Ash" as he was talking about Pikachu getting stronger.

I'm genuinely curious what Pokemon think about evolving and this episode only teases me on the subject. I really wish they would expand on this.

Pikachu slaps the Thunderstone out of Ash's hand but doesn't evolve when touching the stone. So do Pokemon have to want to evolve when they touch evolution stones? Is that why the Clefairy didn't evolve in the Mt. Moon episode?

Pikachu is gonna beat Surge to defend it and Ash's honor, part of me wonders if seppeku would happen should Pikachu lose a second time.

Brock drops a "perhaps there is a way" but doesn't explain what that way is.

Misty asks "how do you see a star in the middle of the day?" but the sun is a star???

The Challenger's Cheerleaders bit goes on for too long and I hate it.

The giant red R, crazy hair, talking Meowth, and first line of their motto wasn't enough to think Team Rocket would be recognized.

Raichu just starts whipping the fuck out of Pikachu with it's tail, either this is Tail Whip or some move not in Gen 1. Either way it shouldn’t hurt.

For Surge saying he taught Raichu all of it's electric moves it has only used 1 but 3 Normal type moves.

Raichu getting danced around by Pikachu is so dope.

Why does everyone in this show have inner ear problems? Raichu watches Pikachu run in circles a few times and ends up getting the faint eyes.

Raichu only has enough juice for literally one Thunderbolt and that's it.

Raichu and Surge are actually just punks.

The Thunder Badge looks like a sunflower.

5 people clapping sounds like an entire golf course for some reason.

Why does Pikachu just shock the fuck out of Ash for 20 full seconds of celebration?

Tan Jesse and James really creep me out, like, an inordinate amount.

I say rad all the time, thank you very much, Ash.

Every high-pitched "cool" trans-James cooed made me legit squirm.

First showing of Giovanni, weird voice distortion and Persian to Meowth jealousy. I'm confused on what they want Team Rocket to be in the anime. Sometimes they're just buffoons but here they're supposed to be serious criminals.

How do you look at the hardness of a Squirtle shell?

Spinning Tackle isn't a move, this trainer is stupid.

Somehow Super Fang knocks out Starmie even though that attack can only half the target's HP.

If Team Rocket does steal all the Pokemon, does that go agianst the 6 Pokemon at a time rule or would they be able to carry more like Damien?

Stun Spore almost KO'd Raticate from full health...what?

MOTHERMAGIFUCKINGKARP

Magikarp seller guy is the definition of a pyramid scheme.

Ash said he put a lot of work into training Butterfree but he legit caught it, mummified some Pokemon, evolved to Metapod, hardened a bunch, fucked up a Beedrill and then evolved to Butterfree. He's done like, nothing with it had actually one battle.

DON'T YOU TRADE THAT FUCKING BUTTERFREE ASH

Knowing what happens to Butterfree down the line, I wonder what would have happened had Ash kept Raticate from this episode.

Giovanni's voice distortion is just a constant thing I guess? It still sounds weird even when he's not talking to anyone.

Why are Jesse and James left in charge of all of this? What past accomplishments would make it seem like they were qualified for this?

Some Rocket members just vaccuum up Pokemon but when it came to Ash and Pikachu they were politely asked to give up their Pokemon?

Recycled Pikachu jumping from a desk thing from the Pokemon Center episode.

The best way for Pokemon to combine attacks is in a pyramid formation.

Ash didn't even give Raticate a chance, it could've been in the top percentile, it could’ve been Alolan.

Ash gains full control over all the duplicate Pokemon for some reason.

You'd think Team Rocket would think about the possibility of an entire cruise ship of Pokemon Trainers fighting back.

Ash is a takesybacker on this trade thing.

The trade machine has the same buttons as a tape player? To trade you hit the record button.

What does a trade machine do in this world? Damien's Charmander willingly uncaught itself for Ash, what if Butterfee did the same for Colonel Sanders trainer?

This Captain just asked anyone who didn't escape the ship to say Aye...like, how did you get a job?

How did Jenny learn all of the main chars names? Were the tickets that Jesse and James gave out named or on a guestbook maybe? If it was the latter wouldn’t that have sunk with the ship too?

Brock and Misty are awfully calm for being at the bottom of the ocean.

We see fish in the water, are those Pokemon or are there real animals in this world?

James is the only person who takes being sunk seriously.

Jesse orders Ekans to use Acid to melt a hole in the floor, but they're upside down so is the floor the ceiling or is the ceiling the floor? Regardless it makes water immediately fill the room so they must have been right on the hull but have to spend the rest of the episode finding the hull.

Children's show gets really dark about dying in this ship.

FUCKING GOLDEEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO

Goldeen bringing something from outside the ship is weirdly reminiscent of the olive branch from Noah's Ark, a weird reference for a show based off evolution.

What better time for Ash and co. to battle Team Rocket then as they're all in imminent peril of drowning.

How fucking convenient is it that Misty once built a model replica of the St. Anne ship and thus knows how to escape??????????????????????

So bringing out Pokemon earlier made the ship rock back and forth, sending out Pokemon now does nothing.

James called Jesse, Jessica and that fucked up my headcanon.

What kind of grip does Bulbasaur have to fully support Ash, Misty, and Brock while just standing on a ledge? That dude has the most powerful suction cup feet of all time.

So they use Charmander, the fire-type Pokemon, to burn a hole through the hull instead of just using Ekans like before, leading to what I assume was supposed to be a funny Charmander running for it’s life scene.

These Pokemon used Waterfall and that wasn't Gen 1.

Team Rocket needs a water Pokemon and it's basically a Magikep Ex Machina, but it isn't an Ex Machina because it's a Magikarp.

300 dollars is apparently all of Jesse and James' salary for the next month? How do they live on that?!

OH, they actually reference Noah and the branch, holy shit

Pikachu is genuinely peeved Team Rocket didn't die at sea.

Why didn't they return Magikarp to it's Pokeball instead of just letting it splash on this floating platform they're on for a full day.

They all want to eat Magikarp, so is that a thing in this show? Do people eat Pokemon? What is meat in this world?

All it took for Magikarp to evolve was a day of splashing and a kick to the face.

"Careful who you call ugly in high school" moment as Gyarados shows up.

Why do they not just return the Gyarados to the Pokeball?

Meowth can understand Pokemon but doesn't know what Gyarados is saying.

It takes 5 Gyarados to pull off Dragon Rage.

Doesn't Dragon Rage only do like, 40 damage? This seems a lot stronger than 40 damage.

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