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#I’ve never had a ‘real’ interview bc I’ve only ever worked in fast food
moonjade · 2 years
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How the fuck do I act in an interview lmfao 🥴
#text#personal#i have to start applying to jobs soon 😭#and my mom suggested a hostess job since our acquaintance works there but i would rather Die than work a public-facing job again#like you don’t understand. I DO NOT WANT TO WORK. i have never had a dream job except for being an author but i don’t have the energy#or creativity for that anymore#but yeah i have to find a ~real job~ since i’ve graduated college and i have ‘skills’ (not actually though)#but anyways if i even make it to an interview round after applying how the actual fuck do i act#I’ve never had a ‘real’ interview bc I’ve only ever worked in fast food#am i supposed to kiss their ass? am i supposed to be honest? how honest? how much do i lie? do i even lie?#how do i explain the 8 month ‘gap’ in my resume lmfao. bc I can’t just say that I was moving for eight fucking months#ugh I really want to die like I would rather die than have to work 40-50 hours per week every week#like that sounds like absolute torture and i never lasted more than 2 months at my old jobs bc it got too overwhelming and hard to handle#i think there might be genuinely something wrong/off with me but idk what LMAO#i don’t think I can get disqualified from working or whatever bc I can technically work but I’ll burn through all of my energy#and literally be extremely depressed and miserable and have no time to do anything other than sleep and eat#i don’t even remember what I wrote at this point and I don’t care#the main point is that I hate working more than anything. i hate burning through all of my energy and having none left#I’m tired as fuck just writing this shit out. how the fuck am i supposed to get a real job and work it every day for the rest of my life#like there is NOTHING I enjoy laboring for. i wish I got paid to stream video games or post videos for a living but I’m not funny enough#or creative enough for that to work. plus idk how to stream or edit. and I know I’d get cancelled lmfao since my social skills are so poor#and I’d say something wrong. not even anything remotely bad but just word something wrong or use the ‘wrong’ word#ugh anyways. idk if I should tell my doctor all of this or if she’d even care (probably not)
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subzerobts · 4 years
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Thoughts on the Eighth Member of BTS
A/N: No pairings or warnings for this, except that it may throw you into a sudden 8th member fanfic spiral. When I tell you I was reading 8th member fanfic for the majority of my day, I mean like a good six hours. It wasn’t good.
Okay, so I feel like a lot of people have talked about an eighth member and it being a girl and stuff so I figure I should add some stuff to the ever growing cache of things about the eighth member.
This was like 2300 words and I have no regrets.
~So if there was I feel like she would be slightly younger than most of them and would have come in after their first few albums
~Maybe she was raised in New York with her immediate family being mostly Korean and hella feminist and she’d have older brothers and be super chill
~So like maybe the company would be worried about the lack of fast growing traction with the group and have a girl added in
~First things first: it would be awkward as heck for the guys to suddenly have a girl there and would make living situations even more difficult, with having to share rooms and such. So, they’d probs alternate who rooms with who and who gets the couch, especially for her rooming with a guy
~Not to mention if she catches them talking about some sort of issue with the sleeping situation and then being nervous about it
~Eventually, I feel like she’d kind of get tired of all of the tiptoeing around her and be like
~‘Guys! I don’t even care! Unless you guys have some sort of creepy thing you’re trying to avoid, just treat me like one of you guys’
~Things would chill out basically immediately. Like the next few days, the boys were super relaxed and that was a problem because they just started walking around in just underwear and she would be like:
👀😒 um ew?? Put a shirt on?
~They’d clean it up a lil bit and walk around in like boxers and t shirts, which was fine she had older brothers, she could deal with that
~She’d respectfully bow out of the choreographed hip thrusts and things of that nature at first, like maybe they’d thrust and she’d like make a gagging motion or something(only rarely because the company would be like no) at some point she’d get extremely comfortable with just doing the hip thrusts herself
~The company even found that during interactions with fans she got just as much, sometimes more, attention and screaming as the boys
~Eventually she’d get used to dressing androgynous, like the stylist unnies would put her in skirts and she’d get kinda pissed and the guys would all agree that she’d be better in just what they’re wearing(i.e. pants)
~(Also, just a quick side note, before they even realized what was happening, they’d be super protective. Like unwarranted protection.
~Especially during interviews and talk shows any heavily toxic feminine questions related to her would be met with complete headassery(is that a word?) Just any kind of bullshit the guys could come up with.
~Like it wouldn’t happen immediately, but like after a few interviews and them seeing how uncomfortable it made her to answer the weird questions(coming from female OR male interviewers) they’d kind of come up with an unspoken agreement to answer any and every sexist comment or question with an answer just as shitty)
~ Into specific dynamics now:
~I feel like she’d be evenly split to each other member’s interests because in the first few months, that’s how she bonded with them, busy finding somethings she had in common with each of them and building on it
[we’ll go youngest to oldest]
~She is close with all of the boys, but each get her undivided attention when the moment serves.
~ With Jungkook she’d notice his quiet side during the beginning and willingness to please. So she’d always assure him, in a not so obvious way, that he was accepted. Just quiet validation from her court to his.
~So she’d set up gaming nights with Jungkook when they didn’t have strict schedules or just sit around on their phones
~ The fandom would eventually come to know them as the meme lords of the group.
~Their inside jokes are way too many to count and don’t even come close to being forgotten.
~Can’t forget GCF cause she would be in every single one of them that she could. She’s endlessly supportive of the videos and wants to be in all of them, she even suggests music and things(sometimes before he’s even thinking of doing another one)
~She disapproves when he pushes himself too hard. When she knows it’s happening, she’ll involve on of the hyungs( probably Jin) or they’ll talk to a manager if things get super serious.
~That being said, if he doesn’t have the dance down, or they’re both struggling, she’s the first to volunteer to run the dance with him multiple times and is always the voice of reason.
~When he says ‘one more time’ she says ‘food first’ or like ‘how about a water chugging contest really quick?!’ (bc we all know his competitive nature) ‘Jin probably has some left overs in the fridge that we can reheat, late night snack time!’
~They definitely argue a bit about being the “Golden Maknae.” She’s a bit competitive in that aspect. Because they’re both so talented and she’s just a half of a year older than he is.
~For Taehyung, I feel like she’d grow to love art with him. His quiet adoration for things of beauty, conventional or not.
~(They have a joke,mostly his own that he refuses to let die, that she’s his favorite piece of artwork, eventually she retaliates with him being her favorite piece of artwork and it just sticks.)
~They’d be the classy duo, but with matching boxy smiles. Elegant and poised, their visuals are basically unmatched and during photo shoots, they’re always the ones finished way before the others.
~There are no bad sides for the classy duo. (I’m basically imagining model material for both of them, like just ethereal. Visual god and goddessssssss)
~Also his need to fall asleep holding something, I feel like she’d match that with just being okay with anything when she’s asleep or almost asleep(like she’d fall asleep in the car with the boys or something and be difficult to wake up, so they’d just carry her and she wouldn’t even stir)
~So Tae would lay beside her and they’d be chilling and eventually fall asleep and then later wake up holding onto each other.
~Both of them are shameless damn flirts. They’re attractive and they know it and they will absolutely use it to (not literally) kill ARMY
~Jimin is a bit harder to think about(idek why) but I feel like she’d be his buddy in quiet studying. Like he’d come find her if he wanted to do some reading, but not be alone and she’d be totally down( same with Joon but hold on)
~and either she’d read her own book or she’d do some sketching(mostly because she’d want to have her own unique thing that the others weren’t too interested in)
~Jimin would be her ideal model in these moments. She never gets tired of sketching any of the boys, but in those moments, Jimin is the least likely to change face or position and thus be the perfect study.
~she’d also ask him for homework help in the earlier days with like mathematics and he’d always be more than happy to help
~Jimin is a brat and I feel like when the two of them spend a bit too much time together, the rest of the group can only expect the worst.
~(Low key the Lil-Shit Duo™️)
~Joon is next and here’s where her position in the group comes in. Since she was raised in New York, she’d be fluent in both Korean and English and, as such, would help with the interviews and translating.
~It’s a huge load for Namjoon to carry and with her, being by his side and helping with rephrasing things to the boys during interviews really eases him.
~Along with that, he always makes sure that she knows how much he appreciates her after difficult interviews or just every good while he’s just endlessly doting and complimenting her and things. She always tells him that it’s unnecessary, but he never stops thanking her.
~So they’re like the Leader Duo™️ and are consistently doing damage control between the boys(almost like group therapy) or rephrasing the boys’ answers(in those moments where the boys give weird answers to questions in interviews)
~When not in the public eye, they are coming up with ways to better interact with ARMY or they’re expanding their horizons by reading and stuff.
~Her favorite thing with Joon is working on learning a new language or just English with Joon and making up little tongue twisters and sayings and debating proper ways to phrase things. Which brings us to:
~Being a part of the rapline. So Joon, Hobi, and Yoongi are her peeps. When she’s not entertaining the maknae line, she’s with the Hyung line.
~Hobi and her have a cute dynamic. He babies her a little bit and she’d be lying if she said she didn’t love it at least a little.
~they like coming up with dances together, even when they are supposed to be taking the day off, just goofing around and coming up with dances for little snippets of songs is fun
~they’re like the sunshines of the group. So he’s J-hope and she’s his ‘little hope’. How cute.
~She’s constantly encouraging his little quirks and things that he does(the sound effects and just being him) and being right there with him in being the lights of the group.
~I feel like her and Jungkook get the same bit of his attention. Like the cuddly bits of it
(and my heart skips for cuddly JungHope so like imagining the three of them being cozy and mellow together and just watching the rest of the group do whatever. Agh my heart)
~My boy Yoongles is next and let me tell you I’ve been excited as hell for this one.(trying real hard not to let bias love seep through)
~When moving to a more spacious apartment, they decided to give her her own room. (She’s grateful.)
~And so when she wants to tamp down the wildness in the apartment, get a moment's peace, she retreats to her room.
~While she’s endlessly supportive of all six of the others, encouraging their wild quirks, her room is the quietest. Her room has a ‘no noise’ rule.
~Yoongi shares a room with Jin still at this point and not that Jin is a bad roommate, or particularly noisy, it’s just that the maknae line patronizes him a lot. And Yoongi has very little patience for that.
~So her room is where they’ll often find him. She has a comfy couch that she took Yoongi with to pick it out(because it was basically for him.)
~Point is, she’s mellow when she wants and needs to be and Yoongi is drawn to that chill side of her.
~When the rest are wild and he wants mellowness, he seeks her out and when she wants to be a bit rowdy, she leaves and closes the door.
~He has a gigantic soft spot for her. Not even kidding.
~The boys will always pull her into the situation if they think Yoongi might get too angry or a prank goes south and does more harm than fun amusement.
~They mention that she was involved and she goes with it because she doesn’t want the boys in too much trouble and Yoongi won’t hurt her like he would the boys(not actually hurt but you know like “beat them up”) or scold her too harshly.
~As soon as he finds out she’s involved the anger either dissipates or he removes himself from the situation so as not to hurt anything(but you bet your ass she scolds the maknaes from time to time on Yoongi’s behalf)
~And he definitely helps with her mixtape which the fandom is waiting for. Basically, chomping at the bit. She gives Yoongi and Joon so much credit tbh
~They definitely nap together. Mostly because they’re up at ungodly hours during the night, either working on songs or just talking because that’s definitely a thing that happens.
~They have similar views of the world(I’m mostly thinking of Interlude: Shadow here) but being lonely while being famous is definitely a view they share and are drawn together from that. Despite all of their wants to be on the top of the world, they want to not be lonely.
~Along with her keeping up well with the rowdy bits of the group, she’s definitely introverted like Yoongi. She does what she has to to further the group, but she does get drained and just kind of shuts everyone out some times.
~This is where Jin comes in. (Not to be that cliché bitch who’s always like Jin’s the mom of the group omg) but in this case, he makes sure she’s eating and taking care of herself when she does this.
~They all have locks on their doors and she keeps hers locked a majority of the time, but Jin and Yoongi are the only people she absolutely trusts with coming in unannounced.
~Despite always laughing at his dad jokes and being totally supportive of that, he knows when to turn on being serious and not taking her bullshit about “being fine” if she’s not.
~He forces(more like needles annoyingly) her to eat even when she says she’s not hungry during those times
~Makes sure she’s taking care of herself like showering and brushing her teeth and things.
~During the earlier years when she mostly stayed with the boys, very little contact to her mother in New York, Jin absolutely made sure he had cramp medication on hand and feminine products stashed in spots around the house. Well hidden obvi so the boys wouldn’t just stumble across them, but still there. (She does these things on her own now, but she’ll never forget the thought he put into making sure she was cared for)
~She’s definitely requested a majority of the time on EatJin. ARMY just likes to make sure that she’s eating(just like all of them) and they want to see the two of them talk.
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~All in all, the boys are her family and she wouldn’t trade them for the world.
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thedornishprincess · 5 years
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g2k me uncomfortably well
I was tagged by @eatmyshiftsticky thanks sweetie !! :) I’m sorry to answer to this so late but this week at wasn’t home and I couldn’t do it. I’m so sorry to also be less active here but never forget I love you all and I miss you !!! 
1. What is your middle name?
I don’t have any middle name. Just a first name :) Anthea
2. How old are you?
18
3. When is your birthday?
30th May 
4. What is your zodiac sign?
Gemini !
5. What is your favourite colour?
Black, Purple & Red
6. What’s your lucky number?
Uhm well... 7 
7. Do you have any pets?
Not anymore... my cat died a month ago. But my neighbor’s dog really love me and I considere him as my own dog :)
8. Where are you from?
France 
9. How tall are you?
5′5
10. What shoe size are you?
8 US
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Hard question !! I think... 10 
12. What was your last dream about?
I can’t really remember but It was something really weird and at the same time awful. It was actually a fucking nightmare
13. What talents do you have?
I can do some twirl with my drumsticks, I dance pretty well and I think that’s all ! LOL
14. Are you psychic in any way?
I don’t think so 
15. Favourite song?
Dammmmmm !!! I can’t choose !!! It’s so hard !! Who are you, the devil ??! LOL ok so.... Don’t you ever leave me Hanoi Rocks 
16. Favourite movie?
The Lord of the Ring and Forrest Gump
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
A fucking rockstar ! LOL A man open-minded, who loves music, films and he’s really clever, cultured with whom I would speak about philosophy, history and litterature. A man who has long hair would be perfect by the way !
18. Do you want children?
Yeah why not ! But not now 
19. Do you want a church wedding?
In France, you can marry only in a church or in a city hall so... I don’t know now 
20. Are you religious?
No 
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Yes like a lot of people I suppose and many many times 
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
nope, I don’t plan on i
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Ok... I met a lot of celebrities, some are really famous and some not. This is a short list of celebrities I met : Richard Madden, Pilou Asbaek, Natalie Emmanuel, Eugene Simon, Joe Dempsie, Alfie Allen, Daniel Portman, Gemma Wheelan, Vladimir ‘Furdo’ Furdik, Isaac Hempstead-Wight, Iwan Rheon, Jerome Flynn, Iain Glenn, Jack Gleeson, Jacob Anderson and Duff Mckagan :) ( I met other celebrities but you may not know the name ) 
24. Baths or showers?
both
25. What color socks are you wearing?
white
26. Have you ever been famous?
Not sure ahhaha I’ve been interviewed few times but that’s all
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
I would ! maybe as an author or actress
28. What type of music do you like?
Rock ‘n Roll, Punk, hard rock, pop, soul funk...
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
I have never.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Only two but I’ve got 5 more pillows on my bed 
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
i’m either on my right or my left side in the same position of a baby 
32. How big is your house?
It’s a single-story but enough big for 4 persons
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
Orange juice with cake for eating ( in french the brand is ‘’ Bellevita ‘’ )
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
No I only did rifle shooting 
35. Have you ever tried archery?
I’ve only really ever done archery during summer camp and it was a long time ago !
36. Favourite clean word?
Ok in French it’s ‘’ magnifique ‘’ 
37. Favorite swear word ?
In French again it’s ‘’ Va te faire foutre ! ‘’ 
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
One day only 
39. Do you have any scars?
Yeah one in the back of my arm because I felt a year ago when I was doing fencing 
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
No... 
41. Are you a good liar?
Indeed I am. But I don’t like to lie.
42. Are you a good judge of character?
I’d like to think I’m good at reading people
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
British accent, german and spanish just for fun
44. Do you have a strong accent?
No in French and when I speak in English I try to have no French accent at all. My english teacher said that my english accent was a mix of an american, british and scottish accent. I can’t imagine it but why not LOL
45. What is your favourite accent?
British !!!!!
46. What is your personality type?
Crazy, shy, a bit lunatic and open-minded 
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
I don’t really have exepensive piece of clothing... maybe the most expensive is about 90 euros 
48. Can you curl your tongue?
nope
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie.
50. Left or right-handed?
right-handed
51. Are you scared of spiders?
Fuck yeah
52. Favourite food?
Pizza 
53. Favourite foreign food?
Chili !
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
I hate mess ! I’m fucking clean person 
55. Most used phrase?
Even in French I speak in english and I say ‘’ anyway ‘’. In French I say always ‘’ genre ‘’ 
56. Most used word?
‘‘ Fuck ‘‘ 
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
An hour bc I stay around 20 minutes in my bed 
58. Do you have much of an ego?
No, I don’t.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Suck them
60. Do you talk to yourself?
All the fucking time ! I’m asking questions to myself, talk in English to myself and having a conversation with myself. Yeah I’m crazy and so ? 
61. Do you sing to yourself?
bitch yes, all the fucking time !!
62. Are you a good singer?
I like to think that I’m okay ( but that’s not true )
63. Biggest Fear?
Being Deaf 
64. Are you a gossip?
Not really 
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
Forrest Gump !
66. Do you like long or short hair?
I don’t mind either way but long hair....dammmmmmm !! That’s my weakness
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
You’re funny girl ! Not at all ! 
68. Favourite school subject?
History
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
Introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
nope
71. What makes you nervous?
A lot of things 
72. Are you scared of the dark?
Nope... sometime yeah but I’m gonna say no bc most of the time I’m not
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
depends what kind of mistakes we’re taking here.
74. Are you ticklish?
yes, and I fucken hate it.
75. Have you ever started a rumour?
I don’t think I ever have
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
No LOL maybe few times but I can’t remember 
77. Have you ever drank underage?
yeah maybe a glass but just one 
78. Have you ever done drugs?
No
79. Who was your first real crush?
I’ve never really had a crush on a real person... but when I was a kind I had a crush on Aladdin from tht disney movie 
80. How many piercings do you have?
Just my ears but I want more .
81. Can you roll your R’s?
a little, but only for like two seconds.
82. How fast can you type?
As fast as I can lol
83. How fast can you run?
... i hate running 
84. What colour is your hair?
black, dark brown
85. What color is your eyes?
green and brown 
86. What are you allergic to?
mushrooms and some medicine 
87. Do you keep a journal?
No just a book where I write my ideas for my story I’m currently writting 
88. What do your parents do?
My mother works in a hospital and my father is an electrician 
89. Do you like your age?
Yeah...
90. What makes you angry?
A lot of things, but I’ve learnt to control it ( not always...) 
91. Do you like your own name?
I love it !
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
I have. Boy names : Peter, Michael, James. Girl names : Arwen, Diana, Alice 
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
I don’t have any preference 
94. What are you strengths?
I don’t know ahahah
95. What are your weaknesses?
I can be very touchy
96. How did you get your name?
Long story !!!!! But my name came from a french metal band and so now I’m the mascotte of the band. ( send me a dm for more details ahah ) 
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
Nope 
98. Do you have any scars?
I’ve seen this question somewhere else... 
99. Colour of your bedspread?
White 
100. Colour of your room?
Grey, purple and white 
I’m not going to tag someone bc I’ve got to sleep right now or tomorrow I’m gonna look like a shit LOL 
Love you all !!! XXX 
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