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ray-the-fanatic · 2 years

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2k12 Rasey - All Of The OTP Questions MASTERLIST uwu

OTP Masterlist questions I feel this is revenge

LOOK they on my mind soo uwu

Who’s the primary protector of the two? Both, these two are always jumping in front of the other. Pulling the other one back behind them. And you know they are fighting over it cause they wanna protect the other

Who sleeps in and who is the early bird? Neither of them, Casey and Raph both go out late at night for one, the only Time casey likely up early is for school and ya know he’s hardly ever on time

Who is the least patient? Ehhh Raph surprisingly. Having three brothers helps hes a bit more used to the teasing not to mention he tends to show the most patient towards casey compared to the rest of the group. Likely cause him and Casey are similar

Which of the two listens to old music and which one is more into the newer stuff? hmm Raph likely listens to older stuff cause well lives underground legit so he comes across music in a slower rate at times, I feel Casey also tends to just cause he knows what he likes but is more likely to find new stuff at least to them to share with Raph to listen too.

Who’s the first one to quit a new hobby because they’re not great at it on the first try? Probs Raph, but he can be coaxed into trying again if it’s turned into a competition. Casey is a bit more stubborn or dumb enough to keep trying.

Who holds a grudge the longest? Hmm im going with Casey, Raph was pretty open to giving Slash a chance after all things that happened. Casey though is far more of a grudge holder though.

Who secretly knows all the lyrics to the other’s favorite songs but refuses to expose themselves? Raph. This boy likely listens to any song Casey says he loves on repeat just because Casey said they liked it so much.

Who’s more likely to cry about a plant dying? mmm maybe Raph? he more an animal guy but if he tried taking care if a plant he get attach fast only for it to die on him u-u

Which of the two is the most outspoken? hmm Raph dose seem a bit more quick or in the least willing to say things like sorry or how he feels on a something. Its the truth and honest but you might not wanna hear it. Casey seems to keep some things to himself unless he wants to be snarky.

Which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen? Nah both on this. Its cute but often you see one of them just be quick to look at the other when they talk in the show, and you know these two spend a lot of time chatting when they got around the city to patrol around. They can’t help but snap their attention to the other.

Who’s the most eager to have kids? Uhhh ya know i’m not sure on this one. Like we see Raph with his pet Chompy he treats them very much like a baby so he at least would be good with them. Casey has a younger sister he helps out with but would he want kids so soon? I feel they both are good with them but would have to talk about that far down the road.

Which of the two rolls their eyes the most often? It’s amazing Casey’s eyes haven’t fallen out of his skull yet u_u

Who’s an open book and which one is more reserved? I feel toward each other they are both open books after awhile, they know that they always have someone on thier side, ready to get mad with them. Someone who will hear them vent and point out why they are right. So it’s a nice safe space to let the feelings out when it’s just them.

Who gets the most invested in their hyperfixations? Casey for sure, one of the few luxrays he got sometimes is his interests

Who’s into Eurovision? eh maybe they watch it a bit but I cant seen them invested on either side?

Which one’s the first to help a stranger in need? I’ll give them both this one, like Casey has better odds since he’s human and all But that dosen’t mean Raph dosen’t try and step in as well. But he tries to hide best he can.

Who’s had the same pair of jeans for years and refuses to change them out? Raph don’t own jeans u-u

Which of the two is the most gullible? hmm Raph can be a bit more suspicions at times but they can both be lured into traps and such due to short tempers.

Which of the two acts bothered by the other one but secretly enjoys every second of it? pfft please, when they first met sure but these two went on a mini adventure and suddenly are touching foreheads and yelling for the heck of it ready to go fight more. these dorks openly enjoy every second of it.

Who’s more likely to get into a bar fight? I think the better question is which of these two started that fight?

Who’s the optimist and who’s the pessimist? hmmm Casey can be a bit more pessimistic compared to Raph but that could be thanks to Raph growing up around Mikey

Who gets more easily embarrassed? hmm Raph, all the time. Hes a bit more sensitive with his interests and he hates anyone making a single comment about it, or even him being sweet with his pets u-u

Which of the two would you rather team up with for a game of laser tag? If I had the full free choice? I’m picking both on my team and letting them out on the floor free cause if they against each other they will only shoot at each other and you know it. Together tho I can just chill and let them have at the other team

Who gets a little too invested in board games? I know the turtle played a DND game once and Raph at first wasn’t into it only to grow invested later. So Raph hands down. I cant see Casey able to sit still long any way.

Which of the two is more likely to take care of the other’s elderly parents? Ignoring a certian fact here but I think they both would. Casey got to know Splinter pretty well and I’m sure Raph would get to meet Casey’s folks at some point and ...cause of reasons I refuse to say cause im in denail he would be good to them

Which of the two is more likely to stand out in a crowd? I mean clearly the weird in all black, with the hockey mask is the weird one between a human and a mutant turtle!

Who will be the one baking banana bread on a Sunday after a week of complete mayhem? Pfft ya know let them make the bread together all battered and bruised but they got hungry time for banana bread before casey got another week of school

Who brings CapriSun to a frat party? Casey.

Who’s the designated driver? I feel it would be a switch off between them

Who sugarcoats and who shoots it straight? Nah they both shoot it straight, you just wanna be careful with what you ask they don’t pull their punches after all. You will get their opinion.

Who insists they’re the best at everything and who lets them believe it? Pfft yeah not they both think they are the best but there is no way either of them is letting the other get away with it. They will jump in on telling them why they are wrong and you know it turns into a fright after that

Who’s the first to apologize? I feel it comes down to context of the fight, iimma throw Raph a bone at least because you do see him willing to with Leo at times. But I think Casey would be able to offer one first himself.

Who takes on boring tasks around the house so the other person doesn’t have to do them? Hmm I feel Casey has a bit better expereince with this stuff due to home life, so i can see Raph wanting to kind of give Casey a break so he tries to do some stuff to give casey a hand (like in the context of stuff we talk about just Raph at caseys fam out and Raph just starts like picking up when Casey is wrapping up school work ;3;)

Who’s the more skeptical of the two? Ehh Raph tends to come off a bit more so, odd seeing how he is a literal mutant. Casey was a bit more open to believing there was weird stuff going on in the city with out much proof.

Who picks up languages faster? Uhhhh hmm ya know I’m not sure.

Who’s better at dealing with emotional trauma? Oh uh let see here uh yeah thats gonna be HA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Oh and uh HA

Who’s more foulmouthed? The amount of times I swear Raph nearly drops a swear! but if they were allowed im sure it be both of them easily likely call each other asshole and such out of affection.

Who’s more in touch with internet culture? Alternatively, if they live in a world where the internet doesn’t exist, who would be more in touch with it if it did exist in their world? Likely Casey but not by much he seems pretty offline like his homelife and after school stuff seems to be why he isn’t much involved with it though.

Which of the two is more artistic? Nah Both of them and I love it for them ;3; just they could have done street art together!!

Who’ll be the first to snap if someone makes a bad comment about the other person? Both. Legit just goes down as someone insults one of them so they snap to their boyfriends defense but boy freind then steps in to say they got this XD

Who’s the most self-aware? ehh lets give this to Raph due to the ninja training, he is a bit more aware of things thanks to that.

Who has the most self-control? Ehh seeing how they share in similar struggles I feel since meeting each other they have gotten better about self-control with their anger.

Which of the two would be more likely to make a family album with physical pictures? hmm I feel like Casey would, I cant image a photo album getting by raphs brothers.

Who would confess their love first? Okay considering what I sent to your ask box Raph uwu hes a bit more sensitive and more in tune with what he feeling it might be hard for him and take him time he is a turtle but I feel he would be the one to confess first.

Who gets most excited about holidays? e.g. Christmas They are too cool for that, but deep down they both look forward to certain days even more so if they can spend them together.

Who gets most intense during a fight? both u-u. Raph gose to far sometimes even when just training, Casey also has gone to far only to be stopped by Raph. They need to be kept in check because sometimes they aim a bit to hard.

Who’s the cheapest? I mean is there a way to be the cheapest? Casey isn’t all that wealthy and Raph don’t got money.

Who’d refuse to pay the others bail just to mess with them? Casey, hes a brat I just see it in him standing smug arms crossed teasing Raph who stuck behind the bars least till they placate Casey enough to stop he may regret it though.

Who’s the most concerned about details and semantics and who doesn’t care at all? ehhhhh

Who invites the other to dance for the first time? hmm I like to think it be Casey, they just chilling together music starts up they enjoying so Casey decides hey lets dance and has to convince Raph a little before he joins in

Who overthinks the most? These two would have to know how to think.

Who whines the most when they get sick? pft maybe Raph he tends to be called a big baby after all just all pathetic about being sick

Who’s the most ambitious? Casey, guy keeps going to school despite his grades u-u not to mention the whole him trying to take on shredder alone so ya know yeah

Who’s the most likely to get stage fright? Who’se more likely to breath air, these two would start the street fight and if not join it cause hey a street fight! XD

Who’s the best cook? Casey likely cooks better than Raph can, Raph can cook a bit not great mind you but no where near Casey either.

Which of the two is the most competitive? Both. And worse when together uwu

Who’s got the highest pain tolerance? Okay so the turtle have a lot of enhancements due to the mutation and all and Raph straight up lifted and threw Cases down on to a car, and into a wall and such when they fought and Casey was able to go to school with just some bruises so Im gonna give this to Casey.

Who’s the most fashionable? Again raph aint wear clothes u-u Casey trash fashion wins

Who’s the most stubborn? I fear these two having couple fights because you know they get dragged out they gonna need a break system for fights u-u

Who’s the most childish? These two need an adulter adult when they become adults

Who’s the best at throwing axes? uh Im going to say Casey I’m sure he had help with chopping wood before

Who’s more likely to buy some stupid NFT just because it looks cool or cute?

Whose grammar is so bad it’s a miracle they graduated 5th grade? Casey.

Who starts gearing up for Christmas first? hmmm I could see them both wanting to but worried they will look dumb to the other u-u only to cave at the sometime well throwing insults at each other as if they are not also getting geared up

Who’s got the most scars (physically)? Im going with raph based on design along he has chips in his shell after all.

Who would survive the longest in the wild? Casey is a feral animal and somehow hasn’t been adopted by a family of raccoons.

Who’s the most spiteful? I was just gonna leave this blank for the joke but I feel you know its both of them.

Which of the two would you choose to be stuck with in an emergency situation? Please for the love of all things neither of them.

Who’s the most likely to hurt the other’s feelings unintentionally? sadly I’m sure they may both be guilty of this sometimes they may just tread abit to close to open wounds when they get into it.

Which of the two has the most dominant traits, aka., which of the two would their child end up resembling the most? ...yeah uh

Who makes their bed in the morning and who's more of a slob? Have you seen Raphs room? Casey might be a tad tidder but honestly im sure both have a nest they just never both fixing up and just jump right in to at the end of the day.

Who'll be caught saying "rules are made to be broken"? They only learn the rules to break each one together, get through the list faster.

Whose hobbies/interests change every 2-5 business days? Eh I feel they are both pretty consisted in what they are all about.

Who'd be able not to talk for the longest? Look Casey Im sure Raph has pulled im not talking to you a lot with his brothers, but that dosen’t mean he was good at it. Takes just one of them breathing wrong so im sure Casey has this in the bag.

Whose I-Hate-Everything-And-Everyone teenage phase was the most intense/lasted the longest? pffft will it ever end for either of them :’D

Who'd take the gingerbread house decorating contest just a little too seriously? Seeing how both are artist? I think they will just both go ham

Who's more likely to execute their threats? Both if anything they offer to help with thier boy friends threat.

Who has the more embarrassing Spotify Wrapped? + Give a run-down of each character's Spotify Wrapped, in as much or little detail as you want. Raph dose and you know why XD look he needs the music to vibe to in order to help his mood XD

Who's the most likely to take a bribe? Who has the hardest time finishing a train of thought because they get distracted by a million other things along the way? To take a bribe I say raph only if it’s something he really dose want or will be worth taking. Casey had an idea once and seems that was his qoutea u-u

#ask box #ask meme #I FOUND OUT THAT CAM EIN PARTS I COULD HAVE JUST DONE THAT DAMN IT #yeah these will take time todo XDDD

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formulatrash · 4 years

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Hazel I love you but you keep going on about how Carlos is the worst, which he is, but in the same breath you're like 'max though 👀'. He refuses to kneel and has yet to condemn any of the racist dutch tags that have trended in his name EVERY. SINGLE. RACE by a bunch of racist assholes happy that lions don't kneel or whatever. I'm sorry but im a poc and everything is triggering me tbh so maybe im overreacting and if so im sorry. the fallout of blm is that im in a constant state of edginess lol

Oh, do not get me wrong, I massively disapprove of Max too and I think his stance is dreadful and enabling his racist fanbase. I apologise if it hasn’t come across that I absolutely think that.

I’ve never particularly been a Max fan so Carlos bothers me more because it’s like, you little shit, I was rooting for you six months ago whereas with Max I’m like ah I see, just as I would have predicted you are being dismal. But that doesn’t mean I approve of him - I’m just slightly less disappointed because my standards were so much lower in the first place.

I find some of Max’s dumb interactions with Alex and Lando very sweet and I think there’s a redeemable character somewhere in there in a way I’m not absolutely sure I do about Carlos, as of lately but I fucking hate what all the non-kneelers have enabled, Max very, very much included because he benefits massively from that racist fanbase. And has for years, to be honest.

I also think Kvyat’s excuse is horse shit (sorry but kneeling really isn’t that taboo in Russia and even imagining it was, it’d be a powerful and educational opportunity to speak about it on his platforms*) and that Giovinazzi, who’s very proud of his poor, Northern Italian upbringing but apparently not willing to show solidarity on a broader scale, has really, really disappointed me.

Kimi I expected absolutely nothing but it’s shitty getting proved right.

But anyway, I’m not a Max endorser. I apologise if that came across - I like drivers who he does interact with (I’m guessing this was the ‘simping for Lando’ thing which is by miles his most likeable trait but by no means redeems the rest) and I think, on a meta level, the way the media treats him and his father is very, very weird and worth interrogating. But interest definitely does not equal endorsement, in this case and I apologise if that didn’t come across properly.

(I am struggling to think what I’ve said about Max recently tbh apart from the tweet about the Steve Jones interview? The strong opinion about it being called Mando is just my Star Wars nerd showing but I should be better about that cus this is not fluffy stuff)

*For full context I am Eastern Eurovision (bit too far over to be Europe) and let me tell u, people really like over exaggerating the extent of our secret thought police compared to the west. The rainbow, for Kvyat, is a bigger problem and I do empathise more with that, seeing as there’s literally a law not an alleged association with something from 1236. (fuck the law, say it’s representing the Jewish Independent Oblast like everyone else who has one)

#f1 asks

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yeolsleftmannipple · 4 years

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QUESTIONS

I was tagged by @soft-woo sorry I’m so late with this I’ve been all over the place man but I love youuu 💕💕

Name: Riki, Tavi, Nips, your choice!

Sign: Scorpio

Height: 165cm

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Last thing I googled: NCT127 members (cause I still can’t remember who is in all these freakin groups)

Favourite artists: As for Kpop: Ateez, EXO, WayV, NCT, Itzy, Everglow. Other: The Smiths, Dan Powell, Tom Waits, Yungblud, Motion City Soundtrack, Bjork, Sonny Moore, Miyavi, Debussy,

???

Favourite time of day: from 7 to 10 am cause that’s when everything is still possible and most people around me are still alseep

Favourite colour: baby pink

Following: 188

Followers: 53

Do I get asks: very occasionally haha

Amount of sleep: about 7 hours

Favourite number: 27

No question 15: I don’t know what this means hahaha

Dream job: AUTHOR

Instruments: I play guitar, ukulele, bass and drums but I love drums the most. I can just, ya know, hit stuff and let out all my emotions

Language: Dutch is my mothertongue but I’ve also spoken English ever since I was a kid. Fluent in Japanese, now studying Mandarin and Korean. I understand French and German pretty well but speaking is hard sometimes. Also studied Hebrew and High Valerian at some point but stopped.

Random facts: 1: I have terrible ADD and my memory sucks so I have to write down everything I do or I will forget. I will also forget the things you tell me but it’s not cause I don’t like you I really can’t help it IM TRYING MY BEST I PROMISE. 2: I’m nearly always horny. 3: I’m obsessed with Harry Potter, personality quizzes, animated film, trashy reality TV, plants, eurovision, MUSIC, astrology, crystals, self-improvement shit the list goes on

Aesthetic: a large mug of hot tea, comfy seat in front of a fireplace, fuzzy blankets, plants, wild flowers, mushrooms, home-made baked goods, old books, acoustic guitars or cellos, warm hugs

thanks again I loved this 💕

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sole-cuore-amore-e-droga · 5 years

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Your url is perfect and i agree with it. Aws was so good and deserved so much better !! Im so glad they were at the eurovision bc i have listened to their other music after that and i love it. And the same thing with hatari this year. Im like obsessed and glad that i found new bands to listen to through eurovision

No no, your English is decent!! :) As of lately Eurovision is truly a big place to discover new artists and new bands every year. I’m so glad I found AWS through it, and Hatari as well. In fact I wouldn’t have heard of most of the artists in existence (or only knew of them much later) if it weren’t for Eurovision! And yes, AWS deserved better and I’m still not over it 1 year later, but Hatari doing so well this year is probably a signal being thrown out of Europe that there’s still place for an unusually un-Eurovision kind of act that can actually be appreciated enough for a good result, especially if I like that kind of act and their song. :) And here’s to more joyful and brighter music discoveries for 2020!! ^^

#ask #tumblr ask #anon ask #eurovision #eurovision 2019 #eurovision 2018 #^^

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duskadawn · 5 years

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My pre-show top 41

hello clowns! as an indecisive bottom, ranking all 41 entries of this year’s esc into a definitive top was a challenge but I think I’m finally decided on my ranking! read below the cut for clown certified bad takes

the stan list:

1. Greece / Katerine Duska - Better Love

yall already been knew but its Athens 2020 babey! her voice...the lyrics...the chorus....the visuals...the production.........talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same.......the power it has......the international implications.............god we stan

2. Italy / Mahmood - Soldi

the clapping in soldi is mahmood applauding himself for being That Bitch because god soldi Slaps. probably my favourite italian entry of this decade if not ever. its just gay rights

3. Netherlands / Duncan Laurene - Arcade

if amsterdam 2020 does actually happen it would be so fucking deserved becuase duncan really snapped on this one......he really did that you know what i mean

# Ukraine / Maruv - Siren Song

really wish UA weren’t such clowns because siren song is scientifically proven to smack...it just bangs!

4. Iceland / Hatari - Hatari - Hatrið mun sigra

ok so at first i couldn’t really get behind this because i didnae feel the verses at all but they’ve really grown on me and i appreciate them as part of the package a Lot more now. however if the entire song was as good as the chorus it would undoubtedly be reykjavik 2020 but it be like that sometimes

5. Romania / Ester Peony - On A Sunday

i know the nf was shady but i’m so fucking glad this won over little miss i hate gay people. its just so unqiue and mysterious and moody god i’m so emo x. really hope this is a dark horse this year but i’m Worried

6. Portugal / Conan Osiris - Telemoveis

i don’t entirely get what hes serving but bitch i’ll take it. really appreciate conan’s artistry and the musical diversity hes bringing to the semi and europe better fucking treat him right or there Will be consequences

7. Norway / Keiino - Spirit in the Sky

this is the fun eurovision bop we all deserve this year and i would die for all three of them. also really love the sámi representation!!! take notes sweden

8. Spain / Miki Núñez - La Venda

while I preferred the original to the revamp, i’m also don’t really care because its still the best song spain’s sent since pastora, its just so fun and warm and full of energy and god miki is a lad!! main reason its so high in my top tho is because i want miki to choke m-

9. Albania / Jonida Maliqi - Ktheju tokës

time to put on my clown suit but i preferred the original cut. that bein said jonida maliqi is a queen and ktheju tokës is still the masterful ethnic banger it always was. my crops are really watered well this year. also if this dies because of its running order position i will Snap

10. Armenia / Srbuk - Walking Out

before i even get into the actual tune the piano intro to this song that lasts for a maximum of 5 seconds is better than half of all eurovision songs to date so that’s that. but also the song itself is real powerful and modern and god the last chorus sent my wigs to yerevan immediately. srbuk could step on me and i’d give her the esc trophy

11. Azerbaijan / Chingiz - Truth

im so glad azerbaijan let go of their sweden of the caucuses look because it wasnt a good one but this one really is!! shes serving

12. Malta / Michela - Chameleon

does malta finally deserve rights? maybe so! to me this is the best, most original of this years fuegos i just love that drop. really smacks. hope it looks as good on stage as it does in the mv tho

13. Hungary / Pápai Joci - Az én apám

its not as good as origo but can you really beat perfection? joci may be back but my depression is nowhere to be found

14. Poland / Tulia - Fire Of Love (Pali Się)

best polish entry in a while if not ever. i get why its polarising but to me it just fucking Slaps. feel like storming down the street and robbing a pierogi store. queens. also the bilingualism really works some revamps should really take some notes

15. Belgium / Eliot - Wake Up

this feels like the sequel to city lights and while it may not be as good its still a great installment. the chorus could be more impactful but i still love it we stan the belgian renaissance

16. Slovenia / Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl - Sebi

at first listen i thought this was one of the flattest, most monotone entries in a while and was completely puzzled as to how it had stans but turns out that was just the live oof. in studio its a really magical tune but im not sure they’re gonna be able to make it work on stage but here’s hoping! also gasper and zala seem really sweet so we stan

17. Latvia / Carousel - That Night

not to be romantic on main, but this song is just one of those that makes you feel like you’re sitting around a campfire staring at stars playing tunes in the wild west you know what i mean? while it may be repetitive as fuck i just really love its chill atmosphere

18. North Macedonia / Tamara Todevska - Proud

i’ve stanned macedonia since 2017 but they always fucking let me down with the staging However this is the dramatic ass female ballad i’m stanning this year and i just feel at home in a clown suit

19. San Marino / Serhat - Say Na Na Na

never in my life did i expect san marino to actually snap this hard. this is genuinely good while still maintaining that san marinese campy charm and i want nothing more than for serhat to be my kind caring uncle. if europe lets him down it will know nothing but Pain

20. Serbia / Nevena Božović - Kruna

we always stan a good balkan ballad. best one in a while and i hope europe treats her right she deserves it after the tragedy that was moje 3

21. France / Bilal Hassani - Roi

at first i was not feeling this song at all but its really grown on me! bilal loaned me his best clown wig and i feel really pretty

22. Cyprus / Tamta - Replay

this one the other hand has very much grown off me. while it slapped at first when most of the songs out were disappointing nf songs, coming straight after fuego it just feels a little stale. kinda wish cyprus had changed it up more rather than go for more of the same. but ill probably be stanning once may 14th comes around because im a clown

these are also good:

23. Ireland / Sarah McTernan - 22

this isnt quite good enough to stan but its still a lovely lil pop song. its gonna get absolutely murdered at esc but its cute

24. Sweden / John Lundvik - Too Late For Love

swedens best entry since 2014 and i guess this is sort of a break from the trend However i still have some issues. it does bop but as always it feels like i’ve heard it all before you know what i mean. It slaps in a completely safe way which is fine but I just want sweden to change it up just Once it’s not asking much

25. Czechia / Lake Malawi - Friend Of A Friend

unstoppable force: friend of a friend slaps and is one of czechias best entries. immovable object: making loOooHrve

26. Australia / Kate Miller Heidke - Zero Gravity

at first the terrible over the top nf staging made me dislike this song a Lot but after I took the time to detach the song from the performance it grew on me a lot. However i still find it a little bit underwhelming but its a nice break from the complete jury bait snores they’ve been sending every year after guy sebastian invented music

27. Russia / Sergey Lazarev - Scream

this is clearly a song made for a live performance and there’s no doubt its gonna do really well with whatever they’re planning for the staging but that’s kind of my problem with it. while good, it feels incomplete. like a lot of it feels like its leaving room for a live performance moment so as a standalone song it feels lacking you know what i mean

28. Belarus / Zena - Like it

this songs fun and catchy you guys are just mean!! yes its basic but that doesn’t mean it can’t bop. I’m not gonna stan but i’m gonna enjoy it. billie eilish is shaking in her boots

29. Switzerland / Luca Hänni - She Got Me

sorry to be heterophobic but i’m not in love with this song. I was never a fan of his discography and while this song is a massive upgrade from his other songs imo, and extremely catchy, it also feels like hes trying so damn hard to convince everyone hes straight you know what i mean. no song with the lyrics ‘getting rowdy rowdy’ deserves 3rd in the betting sorry sisters. i just cant take it seriously but it still bops and when it does well its not gonna be undeserving, i just like a lot of songs more

30. Denmark / Leonora - Love Is Forever

this song is sweet and i appreciate the multilingualism but its also a little too sweet. Its perfectly fine but i just prefer other songs

31. Austria / Paenda - Limits

i don’t actually dislike this but it really is missing something. hopefully that something is in the staging because as it stands its got the elements of a good atmospheric ballad and shes a great singer but it just never reaches any sort of memorable climax

the whelmed list:

32. Lithuania / Jurijus - Run With The Lions

ok so when i first heard this i really was slapping but with every listen it just gets more and more average to me. when i listen to it i feel like i’m underrating it but then immediately i’ve forgotten lithuania’s competing. but honestly this years too strong we in my bottom 10 and i’m still bopping

33. Estonia / Victor Crone - Storm

this isn’t terrible but it really is just an avicii throwaway from 2013. nevermind that there were much better songs in the nf, its just way too safe. I don’t hate it and i can bop to it if i try but at the same time-wait why can i hear a plane oh god oh fu

34. United Kingdom / Michael Rice - Bigger Than Us

why are we always such a disappointment? michael is a legend but when we’re sending a song that sweden outright told it’s entrant to not use, There’s a problem. when we send a song in welsh it’s over for you hoes

35. Finland / Darude ft. Sebastian Rejman - Look Away

like storm this is just a very average piece of edm. it’s not terrible but it’s not great either. eh

36. Germany / S!sters - Sister

this is a song called sister by a group called S!sters, who aren’t even remotely related. that’s all i’ve got to say

these aren’t great:

37. Israel / Kobi Marimi - Home

look i will forever stan kobi for calling out wiwi but i can’t deny that his song is absolute paint by the numbers toilet break. pass

38. Montenegro / D-mol - Heaven

it does sound like a bad throwback to the 90′s but i guess its at least catchy. which is more than i can say about some songs. its kind of ok if im feeling nice

39. Croatia / Roko Blažević

forget about greece. there is no doubt in my mind that croatia’s gonna win for the second time following jacques houdek’s momentous win in kiyv. and no i am not being held at gunpoint

40. Moldova / Anna Odobescu - Stay

this just sounds like a nq from 2010. anna deserves a better song. next

41. Georgia / Oto Nemsadze - Keep On Going

a day or so i decided to listen to this for once and found myself going ‘this ain’t that bad’. just as i was applying my clown makeup, the song finished and I realised that I could not remember a single second.

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so there it is! that means my qualifiers from each semi are:

Semi 1: Greece, Iceland, Portugal, Hungary, Poland, Belgium, Slovenia, San Marino, Serbia, and Cyprus

Semi 2: Netherlands, Romania, Norway, Albania, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Malta, Latvia, North Macedonia, Ireland

im in danger

#esc 2019 #my top #roast me

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drop the teabags

so i made another one bc these are hella fun to write

Remus Lupin to it is perfectly normal to cry in wonder woman: can we establish the ground rules for tonight

Sirius Black: rules schmules

Remus Lupin: do you want your arse to be front page news again?

Sirius Black: those readers were blessed

James Potter: I have it framed

Sirius Black: aww babe

Peter Pettigrew to can you die from too much Nutella?: where are you guys???

James Potter: sry SOMEONE was being dramatic

Sirius Black: it’s not my fault the hairdryer broke

Sirius Black: I couldn’t leave with DAMP hair

Peter Pettigrew: hurry the fuck up

James Potter: pete its fine

Peter Pettigrew: its raining and ive been waiting twenty mins

Peter Pettigrew: it is noT FINE

Rita Skeeter (@ritaskeeter) tweeted: ‘The Maruaders’ frontman James Potter flirts up a storm with old friend Marlene McKinnon at Oscars, are they dating?

Sirius Black (@siriuslyblack) tweeted: @jampots how could you do this to me?

James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @siriuslyblack you weren’t supposed to find out this way

Marlene McKinnon (@marlsmckinnon) tweeted: @jamspotter you can’t afford me

James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @marlmckinnon rude tbh

James Potter to Remus Lupin: are ppl acc believing this crap

Remus Lupin: you didn’t exactly help the situation

James Potter: what if evans sees it?

Remus Lupin: I thought you were over it

James Potter: ….

James Potter: i am

James Potter: one hundred percent

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: he’s not over it

Sirius Black: well obviously

Sirius Black: he’s been playing her album on repeat for the last three weeks

Remus Lupin: are you still stealing his spotify?

Sirius Black: im not made of money

Remus Lupin: you have a Porsche….

Sirius Black: details details

James Potter to SUIT UP: who’s doing the speech if we win the grammy?

Peter Pettigrew: I thought you were

Remus Lupin: you said you’d written it

James Potter: where’s the evidence

Remus Lupin sent a screenshot

James Potter: well shit

Rita Skeeter (@ritaskeeter) tweeted: Lily Evans throws drink over James Potter at Grammy’s, is it over his relationship with Marlene McKinnon?

Marlene McKinnon (@marlsmckinnon) tweeted: for gods sake I am NOT dating james

James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @marlsmckinnon I’m hurt

Marlene McKinnon (@marlsmckinnon) tweeted: you know I love you rlly @jampots

Remus Lupin (@rjlupin) tweeted: @marlsmckinnon @jampots this is exactly what I was talking about

Peter Pettigrew to Sirius Black: why did she throw her drink at him?

Sirius Black: he apologised for being rude to snivilus

Peter Pettigrew: how does that make sense??

Sirius Black: but then he said it wasn’t his fault she was friends with a racist twat

Peter Pettigrew: oh

James Potter to Marlene McKinnon: did you talk to her?

Marlene McKinnon: mate you need to drop it

James Potter: I’m an idiot

Marlene Mackinnon: yes, yes you are

James Potter to Lily Evans: I’m an idiot

James Potter: and I’m sorry

Lily Evans: you can’t keep apologising and then not changing

James Potter: what do you want me to do evans?

Lily Evans: move on potter

James Potter changed the chat name to lets get drunk pls

Peter Pettigrew: u okay?

James Potter: not rly

Sirius Black: we’re on our way

The Daily Prophet (@TheDailyProphet) tweeted: James Potter photographed kissing mystery girl in back of club

Lily Evans sent a photo to Marlene McKinnon

Lily Evans: is that who I think it is

Marlene McKinnon: you’re not seriously jealous

Lily Evans: ofc not

Lily Evans: its just a bit of a surprise

Marlene McKinnon: you told him to move on lil

Lily Evans: I didn’t mean with dorcas

Rita Skeeter (@ritaskeeter) tweeted: James Potter’s mystery girl is Dorcas Meadowes, close friend of Lily Evans and Marlene McKinnon, all 3 attended school with The Maruaders.

Sirius Black to no the next album will not be called sirius and the others: someone buy teabags

James Potter: there are spares under my bed

Sirius Black: about that

James Potter: you fucker

Peter Pettigrew: did you try moonys stash in his wardrobe

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: you stay away from those teabags

Sirius Black: too late

Remus Lupin: I’m telling mrs potter

Sirius Black: you wouldn’t

Remus Lupin: too late

Dorcas Meadowes to Lily Evans: u know me and james were just messing right

Lily Evans: why does everyone think I’m bothered

Dorcas Meadowes: bc u r

Lily Evans: I’m not

Dorcas Meadowes: so our snap streak ending was an accident then?

Dorcas Meadowes: 308 days !!

Dorcas Meadowes: gone !

Lily Evans: I might be slightly bothered

The Daily Prophet (@TheDailyProphet) tweeted: ‘The Marauders’ raise £2 million for charity with their new single

Lily Evans to James Potter: it’s incredible how much you guys have raised

Lily Evans: you should be really proud james

James Potter to Remus Lupin: she called me james

Remus Lupin: who?

James Potter: evans

Remus Lupin: oh

Remus Lupin: OH

James Potter to Lily Evans: thanks lily, it means a lot

Lily Evans: so… you and Dorcas?

James Potter: we’re just mates, it was a bit of fun

James Potter: we both know there’s only one girl I’m interested in

Peter Pettigrew to graham norton for prime minister: controversial idea

Sirius Black: go

Peter Pettigrew: Portugal shouldn’t have won Eurovision

Sirius Black removed Peter Pettigrew from the group

Lily Evans to James Potter: i have a question

James Potter: oooOOOooo ominous

Lily Evans: are you ever not dramatic

James potter: we literally went to stage school

Lily Evans: im just going to ask my question

Lily Evans: why is your twitter handle jampots??

James Potter: why not

James Potter: it’s iconic

Lily Evans: why do I like such a lame person?

James Potter: so you DO like me

James Potter: !!!

James potter: also who even uses lame anymore???

Lily Evans @lilevans tweeted: quick twitter poll; who thinks the word lame is lame

Sirius Black @siriuslyblack tweeted: @lilevans the REAL question is who uses semicolons in tweets ???

Remus Lupin @rjlupin tweeted: @siriuslyblack it’s like you’re allergic to good grammar.

James Potter @jampots tweeted: you��re not helping your case here evans

Lily Evans @lilevans tweeted: @jampots I’ve seen your match attacks collection sit down

Peter Pettigrew @realpete tweeted: @jampots @lilevans ouch burn

James Potter @jampots tweeted: @realpete traitor

Sirius Black to James Potter: I just read this article

James Potter: oh yeah?

Sirius Black: so we’re dating

Sirius Black: and we have a kitten called Beatrix

James Potter: what??

James Potter: it would obvs be called cassiepoiea

Sirius Black: omds cassie for short

Sirius Black: the blacks hv flaws but our names are fabulous

James Potter sent a photo to I miss Minnie telling us what disappointments we are

James Potter: me and sirius bought a kitten !!

Sirius Black: shes so cute !!!

Remus Lupin: we’re not allowed pets in the building….?

Peter Pettigrew: and I’m allergic to cats

James Potter: honestly you two are so selfish

James Potter: we can’t take her back

James Potter: are you seriously going to break her little kitten heart

Sirius Black: we already made her an instagram and everything

Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: ???? hv u seen my jacket

Remus Lupin: would it kill you to use grammar properly for once

Sirius Black: nvm acc i found it

Sirius Black: also rude

Remus Lupin to bring back remus being a werewolf conspiracy theory 2k17: we going out tonight?

Sirius Black: yassss

James Potter: can’t, going for a drink w evans

Sirius Black: oooooOOOOOO

Peter Pettigrew: is that what the kids call it these days

James Potter: seriously?

James Potter: don’t answer that sirius

Sirius Black (@siriuslyblack) tweeted: this is a psa that james puts sisters before misters

James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @siriuslyblack chill

Peter Pettigrew to 3 decent ppl + jim the traitor: james has a hickey pass it on

Sirius Black: whAT

James Potter: wtf bro

James Potter: how do you even know that

Peter Pettigrew: I came in to bring you tea

James Potter: oh yh

James Potter: thanks for that btw

Sirius Black: we’RE GETTING OFF TOPIC

Sirius Black to Euphemia Potter: james got a hickey from lily

Euphemia Potter: Lily Evans?

Sirius Black: that’s the one

Euphemia Potter: I always thought she was lovely

Euphemia Potter: Now what’s all this I hear about you stealing remus’s teabags?

#jily au #ginervamollly #auroremus #lilyevcans #wingardiun #charlieweesley #hpwritersnet #james potter #lily evans #the marauders #social media au #alrightpotter #jiilys #my writing #io: writing #meropegaunt

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If you don't mind me asking - what exactly is going on in France right now with the election? My french is very standard school french so I have a hard time reading all of your posts (still good practice) or french newspapers, the newspapers here don't really report anything on the topic, outside of the most basic stuff, and you seem to have opinions / a lot of sarcasm to share. If you don't mind typing it up in english that is. Sorry to inconvenience you :/

Haha don’t worry, it’s no bother !

To sum it up, the french elections are next sunday (I think ? not the one that comes, the one after) and it’s a M E S S

The current president (François Hollande, Socialist Party) will leave after 5... very hectic years, I guess. i mean, he tried I think ? But the conclusion is here: unemployment is high as fuck, the poorest households are poorer and poorer, and the richest ones are richer and richer.

As for the candidates as France’s Next Top Model, reality TV couldn’t have found a better cast if they tried: they’re 11, they’re full of ideas, they're full of salt, they’re not above biting each other to blood. 6 of them are considered “small” candidates, as they barely have any screentime and room to expose their ideas (they only have been invited at the second debate, the one with every candidate, because people complained the first debate was only with the “Big Five”, and suddenly I feel like it’s the Eurovision), those 5 are “big” candidates (read: likely to go to te final face-to-face two weeks after the first round)

I say the candidates should gain the mantle by fighting in the mud (blades authorised, no guns), the constitution says they shall be elected, and for some reason the majority of the people here seem to think the boring solution is the best. Too bad, I think the candidates are so full of anger that they’d rather fight in the mud also.

Anyway, to sum up the candidates (random order)

- Hamon : big candidate, he looks like a hobbit and represents the Socialist Party. TBQH I didn’t follow what happened in his party but apparently not everyone is after him ? The problem is that, after 5 years of Hollande, the party is quite weak so.

- Lassalle : small candidate, from what i got he’s a farmer ??? from a tiny village in the mountains ???? he’s the mayor there ???? and he played rugby for years like his nose is all broken and he speaks lie a rugby player. On the center I think ??

- Arthaud : she’s a teacher (of economy I think ?), member of the Lutte Ouvrière, a trotskist union. She is SAVAGE, she is ANGRY, elle est là pour NIQUER DES MERES. Small candidate

- Cheminade : he wants to colonise the moon and owns a collection of 18 000 euros of precolombian and prehistorical artifacts. You’d think that with such ideas he’s a big candidate, but no. i think he’s on the right

- Le Pen : sadly huge. you see the KKK ? well, with no hood so we can all see her dirty face and get her dirty spit from her dirty mouth and her dirty ideas on our faces. also steals money. “i understand your suffering” she says to the poorest people of france, while napping in her family’s castle

- Mélenchon : big candidate. how do i even begin to explain jean-luc mélenchon ? very savage too, he’s the number one of the youtube game. he has a manga about him and a video game. On the very very very left but nooooot extreme left, ya feel ?

- Macron : he’s a fucking banker some people want to vote for him because they find him sexy (allosexuals need to STOP) he has no ideas no program, “yo i’m not the left i’m not the right” yeah shut up man but man how can you have so little dignity that you can say to both Mélenchon and Le Pen in the same breath “I agree with you” ???????? big candidate i dont get it

- Asselineau : small. wants the frexit. Exists I guess

- Fillon: right-right. big. So stupid i actually believe he’s three squirrels that are trapped inside a corpse. he needs to give back the money he stole, by giving fake jobs to the members of his family. Lately he said something like “it’s so hard to spare money, how you do it”. you win like, 200k a year you shitbag. never open your mouth ever again.

- Poutou : he’s a factory worker and he has no chill, and eats spoonfuls of both sugar and salt every morning. He knows he doesn’t have any chance to win, but he takes every occasion he has to remind the others that the people they claim to represent actually exists and wants to have a voice, too.

i counted 10 and there’s one i forgot but who ????? sorry i guess dude ????

there was a debate with the eleven of them the other day and. Idk if you’ve already watched reality tv with like, people getting angry and snatching wigs over butter forgotten on the counter or toothpaste not cleaned in the sink ? it was that but to determine who will have the nuclear codes of the country

idk what to add, fee free to ask and i’ll probably answer after a good night of sleep because im exhausted

#lolitics #upthebaguette #french elections #please feel free to add stuff #tatletaletales

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