#Joey visits wayne manor but it’s not the same

[starlooove]

Dick drops Damian off at Joey’s to babysit and Damian is so pressed on the car ride there. Like first of all he doesn’t NEED a babysitter and even if he did why can’t he just go with Dick? Dick is so hateful, he preaches all that bullshit about love and tolerance and care for family but now that Damian needs him he’s abandoning him??? To a STRANGER?! Dick will rue this day, the day of his ultimate BETRAYAL.

Dick goes to pick Damian up and he refuses to leave.

#he’s covered in paint and there’s 70s music going on in the background and if Richard picks him up rn it’s proof he doesn’t love him so…. #whenever literally anything happens he demands to go to Joey’s to be babysat. #I am but a child Grayson. I cannot be on my own. it’s dangerous. #literally everyone but Jason is at the manor rn. #Joey ofc joins Damian to gang up on dick #‘what if something happens and the only way it can be solved is by him being possessed by someone with more experience hm? what then?’ #that’s his son now #dick wonders if this is how bruce feels sometimes #Joey visits wayne manor but it’s not the same #(bc Joey’s place doesn’t have any bad memories associated unlike WM but this ain’t about angst so) #Dick is chill yknow like he KNEW Damián and Joey would get along he’s not feeling replaced at all #…until he sees Damian rocking overalls. he only started wearing them after meeting Joey and before that he would’ve killed himself before- #-even considering. but NOW?! #oh hc that Joey regularly wears overalls btw. last tag doesn’t make sense without that #anyways Damian is trying to get dick and Joey together now. it literally makes the most and when dick is like m #‘bro u cannot do that’ Damian is like ‘I thought u wanted me to be happy…’ and joeys like ‘I DID hear u say that (lying)’ #Damian may be a child of divorce but he refuses to be a child of two idiots who didn’t even realize they were in love. embarrassing. #Joey absolutely let’s Damian be a kid he introduces him to fingerpainting and he goes wild #personal hc that’s totally not projection that Damian feels like he not only has to master everything but do it at 100% every time period #Joey is like no bro like ik the process of getting a painting right is satisfying but u can draw a squiggly line and you’ll be fine I swear #it takes Damian a while bc he gets it mentally but he physically can’t like he feels so much shame at the thought of smth ‘imperfect’ #everything Damian draws goes on the fridge and the walls and in frames around Dick and joeys apartment bc duh #but all three of them have an adoration for the fucked up bee Damian fingerpainted with wonky lines a goofy smile and the colors bleeding- #-out the lines. #all of this is like when Damian is 11 to me like ik he is older now but they kept him in such a wack environment I need to fix it #anyways

[autisticrosewilson]

Every year Kate holds her own Kane Family Events™️ on the same nights as Bruce has his, a cousin rivalry that's been going on as long as either of them can remember.

Dick occasionally joined the Kane's to spite Bruce the first few years, but eventually settled into his Richy Wayne persona.

Jason attended the first few Wayne galas, and immediately decided he wasn't fond of all the formality. He made a deal with Dick, he'll go to the Kane events and bring back leftovers if Dick does the same at Wayne events.

He ends up having a lot of fun! He's pretty much immediately hoisted over to the kid table, which would be more offensive if 18 year old Bette Kane weren't also there. Eventually someone else joins their little gossip duo, a blonde boy named Joey whose around Dick's age. Apparently his mom is Kate's aunt or something and she runs the New York branch of Kane Corp. He's pretty cool, Jason was a little surprised he couldn't talk but he knows ASL so it wasn't an issue and they have a lot in common!

Flash forward a few months later. There's a new Titan team, and Jason gets to visit them today. He's heard of them all at least, Wally, Kori, and Donna are regular fixtures at the manor, and he's met Roy a few times too. He's NOT expecting to see Cousin Joey lounging on the couch.

"-and this is Jericho, or Joey." Dick introduces, oblivious to Jason's inner turmoil.

"Nice to meet you." He says on autopilot. He opens his mouth to- to? He's not actually sure what he could say but he doesn't get the opportunity either way.

Joey waves back, curt and polite as would be expected of two perfect strangers. There's a secretive little smile quirking his lips, the one he gets after he drops a particularly juicy piece of gossip.

Jason's lips thin, keeping the questions trapped behind his teeth. He nods subtly, and the introductions move on.

It's only at the next gathering, with Bette off at the buffet, the two of them sequestered in the corner, that he makes a realization. "Oh my God auntie Addie is a meta!" He gasps, interrupting the conversation. He'd barely thought it through. He saw Adeline deeply engaged with the annual drinking contest out of the corner of his eye and it fell from his mouth before he could stop it. If Joey is a meta that was born with his powers, he had to get them from somewhere. He's not exactly surprised that Addie is a metahuman, he just hadn't realized.

Joey gives him a weird look, part amused and confused before he seems to follow Jason's train of thought. He shakes his head with a grin, signing father. Like that gives him any context.

Joey doesn't talk about his dad. Whoever he is has never shown up to one of these events as far as Jason could tell. His only clue is the last name Wilson, not one that Joey uses himself, but the one entered in the system at the tower.

He turns that information around in his head, utilizing all of those detective skills to piece the clues together before Joey interrupts him with a gentle nudge.

He's picking me up tonight if you want to meet him, Joey offers, a spark of mischief in his eyes that makes Jason suspicious.

Jason chokes on his own spit as he watches Deathstroke emerge from a Benz, dressed down in jeans and a T-shirt. The man gives Jason a look over, recognizes him, and then ignores him completely. Ushering Joey into the car talking about tickets to some events or other that may or may not be a mission.

#dc #jason todd #joey wilson #Dick Grayson #Bette Kane #slade wilson #Fic idea #blorbo posting #headcannons #This came from that one alternate universe where Adeline Kane is related to the bats or something #also y'know what do we know about her background other than last name Kane military family and she's rich #Slade isn't actually taking Joey on a mission he's just saying that because he doesn't know how to just spend time with his kids #Joey knows this and is nice enough to not call him out on it in front of Robin #I'm imagining that Jason comes back from the dead and rolls up to the Kane family event and they still make him sit at the kids table #so you have Joey Jason and Bette who are all grown as hell sitting at a short ass table because they're still the youngest ones there #aside from all the actual children that they're stuck sitting with of course #This is brought to you by me still having to sit at the kids table with my cousins even though we're all decidedly no longer kids

[theodorecanaryhood]

DC funnies

Imagine the Batfam as friends episodes...insert reader

Jason and reader are sleeping together, everyone...except Bruce finds out (episode of friends were everyone finds out about Chandler and Monica)

Dick is Joey, Barbara is Rachel, Jason is Chandler, reader is Monica and selina is Phoebe.

Dick finds out first, you left your hair straighteners at the same hotel Jason went to.

He figures out you were there at the same time

He covers for you

Until Barbara hears you accidentally when Jason forgets to turn off his comms.

She hears you dirty talking Jason

Puts 2 and 2 together

BAM

Selina sees you through the window while at Wayne manor

Dick wants to tell you guys the secret is out. The girls however, want to have some fun with it.

Selina starts hitting on Jason every chance she gets to make him cringe.

Then the plan comes

Selina and Jason go on a 'date'

You hide in the bathroom, Dick and Babs hide in the hallway.

Jason and Selina do a very good job of flirting. Till Jason backs out.

Selina kisses Jason, it creeps him out and he screams

'I love y/n'

You come out from the bathroom, Dick and Babs come in from the hallway

'I didn't know you were in love' Selina says, sweetly.

Bruce finds out after, seeing you through the window.

'GET OFF MY SON' he screams at you

Dick and reader are siblings, Bruce comes to visit. You and Jason are together. Episode were Rachel makes half a trifle and half a shepherd's pie!!!

Characters Barbara as Rachel, Steph as Phoebe, Tim as Joey, Dick as Ross, reader as Monica, Jason as Chandler, Bruce and Alfred as Jack and Judy.

Bruce and Jason's relationship was stale.

Dick and you always bickered

Barbara made a bad desert, no one told her

Steph had weird dreams

Tim was so sleep deprived he couldn't handle

Bruce and Alfred were over...confessions were coming

'Bruce, Dick smoked pot' you said, Bruce turned to look at you

'Fuck. Ok, I told you it was Jason. It wasn't. It was me' Dick said

Then more confessions came out

'Dick ran over your Alexa, Alfred' you said

'Y/n broke the lock on the kitchen door trying to sneak back in the house drunk at 3am' Dick said

'Dick slept with Huntress' you erupted

'Y/n and Jason are together'

You wanted to hide or kill Dick

'Dick asked Barabra to marry him and broke it off....AGAIN' you triumphed as Dick was out of amo

'No words to say' was all Bruce could say

Barabra soon realised she'd messed up the trifle, Steph screamed she was in love a dream man and Tim simply closed with 'I wanna go'

'First off, no Barbara you were not supposed to add onion to a trifle. Steph, you can't be in love with someone who isn't real. Tim, you wanna go, then go'

Bruce then turned to Dick

'What is wrong with you?'

'I was tricked into all those things' Dick said as you hid your face

'Jason. I'm happy you found someone' Bruce said as he hugged him. You then smiled

'Kind of knew about the door already miss y/n' Alfred confessed to you

Will put a part 2 if anyone has suggestions 😘😘

#red hood fanfiction #gotham #red hood x reader #jason todd x you #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd x reader #dc universe #jason todd x y/n #fanfic #batfam x reader #batfamily #batfam #friends