#Kasper K

[moregraceful]

situations need to stop happening to me

if you're like, kasper is posting a lot of cringe tonight i bet he went to a psychologically damaging meeting today. you are correct. someone invited me to a two day "seminar" to learn about congregational care and i was like yeah that sounds like a good tool to have in my toolkit ig. could always use more education about how to listen to people. went to the thingy and they were like. sike this is actually an entire ministry certification. no this is not clinical pastoral education but you will probably be functioning like you have that training so don't fuck up. btw this means your church can and will funnel all their congregational care through you and your team so i hope you are prepared to hear people going through the worst grief of their lives. yes you do have to create this ministry at your church because we trained you for free. do you have questions <3 MORE OF A COMMENT THAN A QUESTION BUT IS IT ETHICAL FOR ME TO BE IN THIS POSITION OF POWER WITHOUT CLINICAL TRAINING? have you prayed today <3 NO!!!!!!!! it's always so amazing how many situations i get into just by being stupid.

#today k called someone ''the therapy by proxy friend'' and in that moment. i knew. i knew what had happened #being in therapy almost continuously since i was 16...i am the therapy by proxy friend... #people at church were like oh kasper is very patient and often has gentle advice. i bet he'd be good. NO ITS THE THERAPY #the worst part is someone was like i hope you talked to the senior pastor abt this certification and i was like girl. he is not even in the #damn country. you said this was a seminar. i thought i was just going to learn how to be a good listener. not fuckin alskdjhakadsal;khjdal #NO i did not talk to him before coming here. did YOU talk to him about me coming here. #because by tomorrow i'll be certified in this shit and unfortunately. NOTHING EITHER OF US CAN DO ABT THAT #like what am i even DOING here. i should be in the club. i should be at gay brunch. i should have gotten a stem degree #i should be receiving gentle kisses from someone who loves me in a city far away from here where i have no troubles #i am. 9am. chugging coffee. listening to horrific testimony. wondering when someone will teach me how to be a good listener #fresno oilers.txt

[kuradoberijam]

So I tried to laugh about it / Cover it all up with lies

#phantom seance #Kasper’s art #k project #sarumi #saruhiko fushimi #misaki yata

[1nf3ct3d-x3]

*h3 c4lmly r3sponds:*

n0, 1 f3el l1ke 4ll my 1nsides 4re b3ing turn3d 1nto g0o.

0h! Th4t h4pp3n5 50m3t1m35.

#regretevator #roblox regretevator #infected regretevator #kasper regretevator #regretevator infected #regretevator kasper #ask blog #asks open #send asks #k #kasecret #IT WHAT

[anxiously-sidequesting]

idk ill pitch Casper for the schismist bitch thats what i thoought

((btw for context this anon sent a second ask saying "well. Kasper" so im adding it here instead))

Casper was too normal* i love Kasper much better because he HAS to be ✨Unique and Special ✨ in some shape or form. Also can i just say "the schismist bitch" is the best way i've ever heard anyone refer to him as. im getting that tattooed on my body /j

(* i say Casper is too normal but i legit just put generic ass names like Brian and Andrew in my poll LMFAO im stupid. so Casper can stay too)

#what if his name actually is casper but in order to be cool he crosses it out and unofficially renamed himself kasper #like he introduces himself like “my name is kasper. BUT WITH A 'K'!!!!! K IS FOR KOOL!!!!!” #thats such a fucking genius idea he would actually do that #anon has a big ass brain here. this is a good idea #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #asks #anon

[minticide]

🏳️‍🌈 the wifey himself, dick

bi trans legend my FUCKING wifey!!!!

#asks #kasper-k

[kasperbunny]

why did this cup at goodwill have my name on it

and it's my fav color????

#kasper yaps #i didnt but it bc i cant spend money but bro #my name is never spelled with a K ever its always a C

[human-antithesis]

Hermit’s Lair - Human Antithesis https://t.me/Human_Antithesis

Forestroamer Country: Denmark Genre: Black Metal Formed in: 2019

Everything composed by Danny Jönsson

Former member: Kasper Szydlowski - Guitars (2019 - 2020)

Upcoming Album:

Djursland

#Hermit's Lair #Human Antithesis #Telegram #Forestroamer #Black Metal #Danny Jönsson #Danny Woe #Kasper Szydlowski #K. Woe #Denmark

[pencilartiststudio]

My Superego, Ego, and Id

Ooog... Don't you hate it when it feels like you can't find enough time to make art? And it's not enough when you DO find time to make art? That's what I'm feeling right now. It sucks. Fortunately, I was able to make something this month in a while! Ever since I introduced my new persona about a month ago, I wanted to feature Reilly H., Kasper, and myself in a way that represents my psyche in Freudian terms. (Plus, it HAS been a while since I've drawn my superego.) It may not be much, but hey, it is the best I can do for now. Hopefully, things will feel better by next month.

#pencilartiststudio #superego #ego #id #persona #fursona #showcase #kasper #reilly h. #reilly k. Hendrix

[kuradoberijam]

Scepter 4 straight up does not care about anyone’s human rights and it’s so fucking funny to see during my rewatch.

#kasper rewatches k

[ballercollective]

Regretevator AU dialogue below!! Includes context and vague angst!! Plsplspls do not shoot officer i warned them

K: "-and I know you'll think it's a stupid 'backstory', but it's true, and I sadly have no clue what happened after. I left, came back, and saw... this."

D: "H3y!! U.. d0 u l13k 2 84k3?"

P: "Wait wait- Excuse me?"

D: "D0 u l13k 2 b4k3??? 1 d0. 1 l13k 2 84k3 c4k3!!!"

P: "...God."

K: "I'm, uh, sorry. I didn't know this would happen. I know you two were close."

P: "Well, not really, but it's just depressing to see them like this."

D: "3h- M3h?? Zrry 1f 1'm d3pr3zz1ng u..."

Context also..

This is dialogue from my AU, DISTORTED!! It's just if Poob got infected instead of Kasper. They're a very silly weirdo who feels closest to Pest, but they don't know why. They're also besties with Kasper, Lampert, Spud, and Split.

This is what that idiot looks like

They're sick 💔💔💔 and also very, very happy and slightly aggressive... literally almost nobody but their besties [minus spud] know their actual name.

Oh yeah, and the face on their shirt changes... if u even care... :3

#artists on tumblr #art #artwork #regretevator #regretevator fanart #roblox regretevator #regretevator art #regretevator au #distorted au #regretevator poob #poob fanart #poob regretevator #poob #regretevator party noob #party noob regretevator #regretevator partynoob #partynoob regretevator #AUUUGH #au #CURSE YOU #CURSE YOU ALL #IM CURSING YOU #RAH! #light angst #dont shoot officer #regretevator infected #infected regretevator #< ig? #kinda? #idk

[football-and-fanfics]

GIF masterlist

Basically just what the title says: a masterlist of the GIF's / GIF sets I've made 😇. Clubs / players are listed in alphabetical order (players by first name).

A: Aaron Ramsdale Alisson Becker Andy Robertson Antoine Griezmann Arsenal FC

B: FC Barcelona Ben Chilwell Bernd Leno

C: Caoimhin Kelleher César Azpilicueta Chelsea FC Christian Pulisic Cody Gakpo Conor Gallagher Curtis Jones

D: Darwin Nunez Declan Rice Dele Diogo Jota Dominik Szoboszlai

E: Ederson Moraes England NT Eric Dier Erling Haaland

F: Fabio Carvalho Frenkie de Jong

H: Harvey Elliott

J: Jack Grealish James Milner Joao Felix John Stones Jordan Henderson Jordan Pickford Jude Bellingham

K: Kai Havertz Kasper Schmeichel Kepa Arrizabalaga Kostas Tsimikas Kyle Walker

L: Liverpool FC

M: Martin Odegaard Mason Mount Mo Salah

N: Nathan Aké

P: Phil Foden

R: Reece James Remko Pasveer

S: Heung-min Son

T: Thiago Alcantara Timo Werner Tottenham Hotspur Trent Alexander-Arnold

V: Virgil van Dijk

#gif masterlist #alisson becker #andy robertson #ben chilwell #darwin nunez #declan rice #john stones #jordan pickford #martin odegaard #mason mount #trent alexander arnold #virgil van dijk #aaron ramsdale #cody gakpo #kai havertz #kepa arrizabalaga #kostas tsimikas #harvey elliott #phil foden #jack grealish

[rockintapper]

the um

te sec2ond one

ok so basically i say whar i think about rhythm heavem chatacters. starting with Tengoku brcuase why nawt

readmore ebcuase this posr long as hell!!!!! please work this time

uh

karate joe: hi kasper the he <3 i wana hug him,

hair vegetables: what Thr fcuk

sarge: idk. attention march

squadmates: petar

air batter AIRBATTERR 💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💞💞💕💞

space umpire: perpetual smiler

the clappy trio: your sequel stinks!!!! /sillay i love your wigs

sneaky spirits: get bow and arrow'd l plud ratio /j

samurai steve: hi sage hes really cool actual6 #chilling

yokai (the thingies the samurai slices): pe uliar little cratures. up to no good

rats: thr cheese

ms. whiskers: THE FIRST CAT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

sick beats doctor/dr. cutlery: hes vibing ong. why do you hsve an endless game

thr viruses: leav that litlle guy alone >:(!!!!!!!

yellow organism (sick beats): little guye :) dj yelo

the donpans: theyre all dating your honor

yagura-chan: spiteful luttle child i love her. may she grow up and pan

mahou tsukai: hi rocket The WIZARB!!!! magic autism

ojou-chan: flowers autism

the monster (wizard's waltz): STOP EATING MY PLANTS

pengiuns (showtime): yhe dillays i love them they deerve the worl

monkey (showtime): i just read about him. gonna make him explode now

rabbit: boing boing boing boing boing b

tram and pauline/poline: hi cheese THE FOXES the foxes ever hth foxes ever the

space gramps: i widh he was my grangpa 💔 /j

space dancers: pa-pa-pa-PUNCH! put some respect on my boys plea

q maou: AAGH. AAH. AAHHG. AG

contestant: hi 56 hes. hes jist like me frfr /hj

play-yan: hi sunny i really liek. his uh level. minigame. wharever it s called its like. really calming. unless im Going for a Perfect!

mini chounin (power caligraphy): the dancing dancers

akai mono (polyrhythm): i uh. i dont have anything about these thangs. what

RAPMEN: YO. SANJI DESUKA

urakata aki to ki (bouncy road): my children. i love them. i would Kill for th

spheroids (bouncy road): you have a page? on the rh wiki? what?

ninja and the lord (ninja no shison/ninja bodyguard): augh

toss boys: hi ninety The toss bous. they hehheeh3he hugs ao-kun

yuka: YIPPR YIPEEE YIPEE YIPEEEE YIPEEEOEIRIRJ HI T YUKAIEJEBE ^_^ totally isnt dating a tall tapper shes totally not dating a tall ta /lie

giraffe: dont fucking look at me like that

tanaka (ninja reincarnate): AAHHHHHAHAHAEHRHDSHSHEHD /VPOS I LOVE HIM IDK WHERE THIS LOVE FOR HIM CAME FROM BUT I LOVR HIM

kanojo: ypure in good hands. mostly. (cant get the fast part of ninja reincarnate)

waru mono (ninja reincarnate): w,,ario?? w

soshiSOSHIIIIIIII SSOHIIIIII SOSIIOOII SOSHIII EOSBSISI SHSOHSHSIJSSOSHUSII SHSOOSIUSHISJS SOOHSIIII SOSHIII SSOSHISJEOWSHIWJEOWJWJSJSSJEJESK SOSHSISB SSOSHHS

cosmic girl: Rude™ (/hc). may also be the commander in amrching oerders 2,

cosmic dancers: space dancers HATE THEM! /silly

TH RAPP WOEMNEKENENNE kan sbejebdjeTHR RPA WOMRN THEJEBR YURIIIIIIIII JRIIII YUEIII YUIII!!! YHRIIII hi cheese

MAN-K: mN i lovr him hes so cool dud e whaha

biribiriuo (night walk 2): STOP ELECTROCUTING PLAY YAN 💔💔💔💔

usamimi maki sensei: i love the face she makes whe n i press a button too earlu/late. may also be cosmic girl

space rabbits: ive seen you in waroiware.... pets yu

buta-san (tengoku remix 7): pigy :]

barista: i hc his voice is jasmine wright's from the rh iceberg

people at the café: only (canon) black person in the entire series helooo

neko machine: meow. meow. meow.meow owah owah mah? mah? o-mah? m

honse machien: wha,

love-san: suki (cheering)

mr. upbeat: hi tomano tucking him in giving him a goodnight kiss and a glass of milk <3

mannequin; i wonder what game yoyll be in the futue

anata: hi 56 i love his goofy ass smile go girl give us everything

drum girls: wait whered they come fro

samurai drummer: no way. it Tsunk

samurai drummer's band: i did not know you existed hello??

oba-chan: protect. protect. protect.

pwner: Kill. Kill. Kill Kill. Kill. Kill. Ki

producer: who tf are you? what? wait lemme rrad about yo7 furst

im back. music autism

ok thats all the characters in rhythm tengok!!! thanks for Did yiu read all of tjis? zamn!! congrats dude /gn

#long post #rhythm tengoku #rhythm heaven

[penthousedragon]

K for Kasper!

probably the one oc of mine thats gone through the most design changes. I choose to believe its bc hes gotten healthier over time UvU

#alphabet challenge #art challenge #my ocs: Kasper

[j4zzpunker]

D0 u 3ven sk1b1di bro? -_-

Unpleasant Gradient x reader

Chapter 1

Summary: You and Kasper had been friends since basically diapers, but the two of you are now in college, and though still close recently he’s been awfully distant. But what do you do when you end up at infected apartment after a texting mishap that ends in your favor and the reason he’s been distant literally comes through the window.

-

Sprawled on your bed, You had been scrolling through your messages with Kasper on your phone, thinking about how your conversations never flowed like they used to. Youd tried to ask him what was wrong but he’d always brushed it off nervously. Saying something about how “college is really kicking my ass right now” or something like “I’m just really busy these days, I'm really sorry Y/N”. He was really the only person you’d had left from highschool, and now it was starting to feel like you’d had nobody left. Being a freshman in college was hard enough but barely getting any social interactions felt like it was literally killing you.

You shut your phone off and sit on the edge of your bed, you sigh and move to stand up when you receive a text from Kasper,

“wut? XP”.

Confused, you click on the notification, and stare at your phone mortified for a second. A speech bubble from you with a singular letter, “q” to be exact, sat there. You must have accidentally sent him a message while scrolling through your messages. “God damnit I am such a fucking idiot, what doI even say to that? “Sorry I was scrolling through our messages thinking about better times?” NO what the fuc-” you were cut off by another speech bubble from Kasper

“u gud? -_-”.

You take a deep breath and begin typing,

“yeah im all good must’ve texted you when i left my phone on in my pocket, my bad”

You thought it was a shitty excuse but no way in absolute hell were you going to tell him what you were doing.

“K, ttyl th3n”

Before you could think you began typing

“Wait”

“We havent seen eachother in like forever”

I was just wondering if maybe you’d want to hangout”

“You don't gotta say yes, thought maybe it’d do us both some good to get a break”

“U seem stressed”

“Idk :/ my appt is a m3ss rn”

“1 gess i cud do sum cl34ning tho”

“So can i come over?”

“Ye cum @ lik 6,if u want u can spnd n1te >:)”

To say you were overjoyed would be the understatement of the century. Look at your phone, wide grinning smile and fall back on your bed, staring at the ceiling, now smiling.

You began getting ready early, you were basically hopping up and down most of the time, singing to your favorite songs while showering. Once you were out of the shower, you stressed about what to wear for a good 20 minutes, eventually just deciding to wear something comfortable since you'd literally just be hanging out at his house, with only him.

You’d have to end up sitting on your couch for around 30 minutes since you’d gotten ready much too early. A giddy and anxious feeling sat in your stomach. You had barely talked to anybody these past weeks being swamped in school work so you were pretty damn excited.

Once the time had rolled around you sent a text to Kasper to let him know you'd be there soon

“Onw”

“K :D”

You begin driving.

Once you arrive you get to his floor and knock on his door. A couple seconds go by before you hear a muffled “COMING” and footsteps hurrying to the door before you see the grinning face of Kasper with his hands outstretched waiting for a hug. You basically tackle him into a big hug and you both go to the floor in fits of laughter.”KASPER!!!!” “Y/N!!!”. You kept laughing as you rolled over onto your back and sat up looking at Kasper who still wore a goofy grin. You stand up and offer your hand. He takes it and you help him off the ground.

-

At some point you two had made it to his one couch, laughing and talking about basically everything that's been going on in eachothers lives. But then the question of why he's been distant came up. He immediately tensed up. “Well uh, you know work stress, got alot on my plate.” You looked at him disappointed he wouldn't tell you the real reason. “..Kasper, you know you can tell me anything.. Is it you and Lampert again? You guys fight like brothers I swear to g-” You began before being cut off. “No no no, nothing to do with L dawg, I probably have been talking to you more than him recently lol”. “Oh..” Is all you could think to say. He sighed before continuing, “There's this… guy? Guy. whose.. Uh… I guess been a pain in the ass recently.. He loves to.. Hover? I don't know, he's just incredibly annoying.” he looked off a couple times to think about what to say. “Oh, well why don't you just stop talking to him if it's that big of an issue?”. You say, confused. “He's very persistent” Kasper looked at you with a straight face. You kind of just sat there awkwardly looking at his serious face before glancing down at your phone. “Holy shit it's already 2am dude don't you have class tomorrow?” you look at Kasper being glad to have a way out of that conversation. “Shiiiiitttt your right, alright, why don't you take the couch and i'll take the floor, that all cool?” You had no clue why he preferred to sleep on the floor but he always had. “Yeah that's fine” he looked at you and put his hands down. He turns the light off before laying on the floor next to you, you throw him a blanket from the couch and the moment his body hits the floor he's out. You toss and turn before you eventually start to feel exhaustion coming down on you, before you drift asleep you question who the mystery guy Kasper was referring to was.

You're awakened by a noise that sounded like rubber squeegeeing on glass and the sounds of the city directly after, as well as the noises of ruffling, a grunt and then a thump. You get over your drowsiness quickly, immediately concern fills you, your thoughts immediately go to some kind of robbery, then a murderer, and basically any other kind of dangerous situation. You began to freak out and slowly sit up, looking at Kasper who was still dead asleep. You slowly got up trying not to make a noise. You shuffle around to see a strange figure pulling their leg through the window. It was too dark to really see anything but they had the build of a man with long spiky hair that almost looks unnatural. You make a small noise of alarm before the silhouette looks towards you. You back up and hide yourself behind the shelf, whisper shouting to Kasper as you hear the silhouette remove his foot from the window and slowly make his way towards you. Kasper moves around a little bit, and grunts but you're not waking him up. You then feel somebody's hand softly pulling your jaw towards them. You're frozen, now face to face with the thing, you don't see any eyes but you can make out a big grinning mouth as it opens and begins to speak “Is this rizz?”. You scream loudly and pull back landing on your ass. He turned around and doubled over laughing like it was the best thing he’d ever heard. In your fear, confusion and terror you fail to notice the fact that Kasper was now up and flicked the light on. You quickly turn to Kasper taking in his exhausted and hunched frame, you hop up and cling to him crying hysterically. “Somebody b-broke in somebody-” Kasper wrapped a hand around you and looked at the thing, you hid your face in his chest too scared to look at the thing that was still laughing.

“Dude what the fuck you promised you wouldnt do this shit tonight. I told you that you're never welcome in my home but…” he trailed on, your confusion now taking over. “Did Kasper know this guy? Surely not. Gay lover? No, probably not. weird creepy ex? Nah” You decided to shakily look at the guy who was now bathed in light. It was probably the weirdest thing you’d ever seen, no it definitely was the weirdest thing you’d ever seen. It was a tall skinny but well built guy who for one was a literal fucking gradient with a human(ish) body, he was doubled over laughing still. You fully turned around with blurry tear filled eyes and looked up at Kasper for some kind of explanation. “God I'm sorry Y/N, he told me he wasn't going to bother us, god you should have never come over in the first place, I’m sorry you had to deal with this.” he looked at you and then back at the guy, the tears going back only being filled with confusion. “Who is that?? What is that??” you looked at him, stepping back slightly. The thing was now finished laughing and came over to the two of you and stood farther away from you guys but closer. Kasper pointed to him, “I don't really know exactly what he is but I've just been calling him unpleasant gradient, usually just unpleasant. He's been haunting me like an angry ghost for the past few months.” He explains, exasperated.

The thing, who you now know as Unpleasant, looks at you with a toothy grin before outstretching his arm, seemingly to give you a handshake. You slowly take his hand and before you know it hes violently shaking your hand, somehow grinning wider than he has been before. “Good to finally meet Kasper's friend! I’d just like to say you’ve got a major gyatt!” he spoke, “...what? What does that even- you know what nevermind..” You continued, more than confused. You let go of his hand confused on how it was somehow moist and wipe it on your pants, trying to get whatever that thing had secreted off onto you.

“Soooo Kaspy kasp kasp, I’m just gonna be on your computer watching some videos, hope that’s cool.” he says and begins towards Kaspers computer. “Hey! Dude please dont do this tonight, if I have to hear that fucking toilet thing again or 3am challenges I’m going to go mad! And we have company, plus its fucking-” Kasper checked his watch, “3 in the morning.. can’t you actually just leave me the fuck alone for one night, one fucking night thats all im asking.” He’s practically begging Unpleasant. “Okay what about this, I’m gonna look at videos real quiet, and I mean real quiet, on your computer, and I swear I won't mess with your files again.” he says still grinning. “..god whatever fine as long as you're quiet and Y/N’s okay with it, if she isn't then you gotta leave man.” he says definitely extremely tired, looking towards you. “Uh, I guess it's fine?”, you said, unsure of what you'd be agreeing to. “Well, I wasn't going to leave anyways, but thanks you guys are goated.” He says before going to Kasper’s computer and immediately going to youtube shorts. Kasper looks almost depressive at you, as you hear Unpleasant making giggling noises “Im sorry Y/N he said he wouldn't come here, god if you wanna go home you can i'm not gonna make you deal with this weird creepo” he says “I HEARD THAT!” you heard Unpleasant shout from across the room Kasper ignored him, “No, I guess it's okay, I don't feel safe leaving you alone with this guy, Kasper. I’ll just go home in the morning.” you said kind of in a hushed soft tone. Kasper smiled at you, “okay, just try to get some sleep. I swear he's not dangerous, he's just a fucking weirdo.” He says before flicking the light off. “Goodnight,Y/N.” he says before you both go to your respective sleeping area, you on the couch, him on the floor.

You toss and turn for a while, being kept up from Unpleasants deep chuckles and strange comments that he’d make to himself. Stuff like “this is so ohio” and “BRO HE'S MOGGING CHAT HES MOGGING”, you didn't really understand. You’d also sometimes hear a song that went something like “sikbidi dah dah dah yes yesss” you had no idea what he was watching but it really did make sense that he acted like this if that's all he watches.

You were finally about to pass out when you felt a tap on your shoulder, you opened your eyes expecting it to be Kapser but it's Unpleasant, and he's looking down at you and grinning. “Y/N come look at this, I swear you’ll like it.” He looks at you, stifling giggles with one hand over his mouth. He grabs your hand and basically drags you to Kasper’s PC. You guessed he’d migrated to instagram reels and had a video of a still image depicting “red m&m”, “Mr.raisin” and somebody called “ freaky mix” all messaging one person. The m&m was saying “let’s knock boots” , Mr. raisin was saying “wanna collab”, and freaky mix was saying “you freaky vro?”. As well as the whole image being horribly over exposed and slighlty low quality. You stared at it for a good couple of seconds while reading it, before you started slowly laughing that turned into louder laughing and you had to grab only Unpleasant’s weirdly moist shoulder to keep yourself up, nearly doubled over laughing holding your stomach with the other hand. The pure just strangeness of the entire situation had caught up to you and you couldn’t stop laughing. Unpleasant brightened up immediately and looked almost proud of himself. “See, I told you you would like it!!” Your laughter eventually died down and you looked at him. “Yeah it’s pretty fucking funny, I’ll give you that.” you looked at him smiling.

#gradient #regretevator unpleasant #unpleasant gradient #regrevator #roblox #roblox fanfiction #regretevator infected

[ebonyslasher]

Spicy Alphabet: Leo Kasper

I would like to preface that Leo shares the same body as Daniel Lamb. Read this wiki to see what he's like. To clear up any confusion, Leo is a real person. His soul was transferred to a chip. Daniel is able to see his physical manifestation in the game.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Leo takes care of himself. He will throw a rag at you when he's done, maybe. Don't expect cuddling or anything. If permitting, get ready to progress through the journey (or he alone leaves to continue). The most you'll get from him is a sit and chat during the day time.

He does thank you after, weirdly enough.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Him: Arms. His biceps are massive for his frame. Beefy and manly. They are great to look at, awesome to feel, and fantastic for choking someone's life out. Man!!

You: T & A, baby!! As long as you got a great pair to motorboat and an ass that jiggles, he's a-okay. It's fitting since he has the stereotypical merc personality.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Treasures the moments where he shoots it in the depths of your hole or throat. And you better swallow/hold it in.

He's hesitantly okay with cumming on your body, under the condition that it doesn't touch any surfaces. Can't have any watchdogs trying to collect any DNA.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Dull cornflower blue eyes gawked down at his crotch with disbelief. Between his legs sat a lengthy and pretty cock standing at attention..

"I can't fucking believe this...!"

Leo is jealous of how big Daniels' dick is. Why does the whiny fuck have a bigger dick than him? He would cut it off if he wasn't sharing the same body and trying to take it over

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Experienced. Leo's an older guy, and he's kind of a stereotypical douchy Chad. Of course he's tapped some ass.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Near a dead body, this. If not, then this whole video

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Nah, serious. He might laugh at some stuff after. But his humor is......

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Dark Brown and straight just like his hair. It'll be a bush, since grooming is not a focus. Leo will let you trim it.

"You better be careful with those scissors, doll."

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

No. Leo doesn't want an emotional connection (is he even capable?) and neither do you. He is a rough and sour man to everyone: including you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Dick throbbing usually occurs at odd junctures, so he will take care of himself wherever. He thinks all the weird places he's masturbated in are funny

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Murder, face fucking, dollification, knife play, stalking, kidnapping (abduction play), sadism, spanking (breast,/clit/penis/balls/ass), nipple clamps. He likes getting hit in the face.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere. As long as you guys aren't risking getting caught

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The adrenaline rush from multiple murders and watching you murder. Joint torture session of a random victim. When you're all dolled up or generally looking pretty. If you're wearing sexy or combat outfits.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Don't hit/punch his face too hard. Don't cut near-kill points. Trying to dominate him. Don't do anything risking getting caught. And especially no to defending The Project

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Gives both equally surprisingly. Rarely does both in one session. Usually, it's either you giving oral or him giving.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Moderate, but deep and pounding. Will go faster at your request

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes. Fond of fucking in the moment right after a kill, by the corpse. Leo finds it delightfully disrespectful to the dead.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes, he's risky. But he's more risky with you than with himself. And this man likes knife play? Be careful with what you do with him, his urges are high. Might cut too deep, might end your life

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Great stamina. He could fuck you various times during the day and still go out at night and massacre. And maybe fuck you again.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Not into using them during penetration, he feels like it can get in the way. Leo believes he does a much better job making you cum anyway. But, that doesn't mean they are completely off the table. He's cool with using them for foreplay/warmup

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Leo's a verbal teaser, he likes to flirt.

"Lick those fucking gorgeous lips again...yeah...like that"

"I'm hungry for those plump nipples. bring 'em here"

"Next time, let's fuck in the moonlight. God you'd look like heaven."

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Leo coaches you with that gravelly baritone cadence.

"Y/N, you can fucking take it. Breathe. Hold your legs open more so I can slam your guts hottie. Fuck. Moan just like that and I'll get you where you need to be. Listen to me."

He often does sharp intakes of air, then a breathy moan after.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The first time someone hit him in the face while fucking, he wanted to strangle them. It kickstarted his murderous urge, but he still wanted to finish. It made the sex more exciting, him more vulgar. It was a fantastic finish, including the knife through their neck.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Slightly over average. 5.5 inches (warning, video)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average. He teeters this thin line between being too on edge/paranoid or excited on a daily.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Leo won't fall asleep after. If there's progress that needs to be made, he's gotta keep moving. Leo has things to do.

"Thanks for the good time, hottie~"

#slasher x reader #x black reader #leo kasper #manhunt 2 #leo kasper x reader #spicy alphabet #grown folks business

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

We have canonical names for the K-9 squad (mostly). These come from cut dialogue found in the files:

1. Driver's name is censored in the one place we see it, but it goes:

####### / #### / ########

7 letter first name, 4 letter middle name, 8 letter last name.

2. Eye-Tee (K-9A WSO): Naren Fujio

3. Bookie (K-9B): Andrei Kasper

4. Cobb (K-9C): Joan Colt

5. Brick (K-9D): Elias Von Romansky

#ace combat #project wingman #project wingman frontline 59 #frontline 59