#LET ME LIVE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[triflesandparsnips]

hey so friendly reminder

stede gives *full body* kisses

#I love it when actors just go full-body like that #because yes kisses with LOTS OF SPACE in between is a thing that happens! #but they're not the *only* kind #and there is a *very particular message* about a full-body one #especially on screen #and that message is #'somebody said we must live in two separate bodies - but my skin says it misses you - #and my blood remembers when it ran through both our veins - #and every part of me just wants to prove a motherfucker wrong - so let's kiss #and kiss - #until our bodies become one again - #and we can finally take a full deep breath of air #instead of the lonely half-measures that sustained us #for all the years it took to find our other halves again #(...which tbh is kind of a lot for one man's hip-to-hip full-dick action kiss to accomplish but like. I calls it like I sees it) #our flag means death #our flag means death s2 spoilers

[fishofthewoods]

Yknow it does irritate me a little that after the Emperor reveal in act 3 your only mean dialogue options are about him being a mind flayer. Let me bully this guy for being a piece of shit not for being illithid. I don’t distrust him because he’s not human i distrust him because he’s a lying manipulative motherfucker. LET ME BE MEAN TO HIM WITHOUT BEING FANTASY RACIST LARIAN

#My hatred for the emperor genuinely knows no bounds #I fuckingg hate him so much. He’s my archenemy. He’s such a motherfucker. #That one scene where you go into the prism and you have a dialog option to say you only want a dreamless sleep #And WITHOUT FUCKINH CONSULTING YOU at ALL. That bastard FUCKS WITH YOUR BRAIN #AND KNOCKS YOU OUT FOR 8 HOURS. #WHO SAID HE COULD DO THAT????? CAUSE I SURE FUCKING DIDNT #I haven’t finished the game yet but I swear to god if you can’t kill that bastard once you don’t need him to live. #If you don’t get to kick him in his slimy fucking tentacles. I will die in real life. #Larian let me kill the emperor . Please. Come on man. #bg3 #lich says shit #Bg3 spoilers

[katierosefun]

obsessed with harvey in season 7 because you think that man can’t be any more disastrous but then he’s dating his therapist and inventing a new job for his boyfriend (cough) former employee who he hired illegally the first time around and he’s stressed and having a bad time and also his abandonment issues are still kicking and screaming in the background

#caroline talks #i’m. a little less than halfway done with season 7 of suits #and i’m just like ‘………HARVEY ARE U. GOOD’ #like I don’t care if this man graduated at number 5 in his class at Harvard law #MOST DERANGED GUY. DERANGED AS HELL #like he’ll do so much to make sure no one ever leaves him #and whenever someone does leave somehow #he winds up just being sad and lost and SAD #I want to hit him with a toilet paper roll #and just go ‘YOU! NEED! TO! LET! GO! OF! PEOPLE! SOMETIMES!!!!!!’ #and another part of me just wants to pat his back #hug him for like 2 seconds bc any longer than that will be awkward for both of us #also violently realizing. #anakin skywalker to star trek 2009 jim kirk to harvey specter pipeline. sort of #intelligent but impulsive motherfuckers who all have severe abandonment issues #and therefore do crazy things and break all kinds of rules to keep the people they care about in their lives #oh and also. each of those characters have HELLISH loyalty complexes #obi-wan explaining that anakin is loyal to anyone who he thinks is also loyal to them #Harvey’s literal yearbook quote being about how he’s loyal to anyone who’s loyal to him #….I don’t think Jim has anything quite obviously said about loyalty #but he’s a captain and puts his crew first which is a loyalty in itself

[flowerflamestars]

Migration Patterns snippet

“Dick’s not the only one who got a shit ton of training,” he told her, tilting his head. Trying to judge the evenness of her pupils. “You’re cold.”   “City dropped me in my fucking pajamas,” Elle said, tone repressive as the arms she crossed tight over her chest. Like a mirror- the feel of it more a joke, something warm, warm, warm lighting wildly through Jason, she matched the angle of his face before saying in a whole different voice, “Didn’t miss you choking men with your thighs.”   There was blood on the jacket. A least one tear, a missed knife dragged through heavy, expensive fabric- it was sure as shit warmer than the tank top and yoga pants she was wearing.   Jason had it halfway off before he answered, belated. “You were going to kill all of them.”   “Shockingly,” Elle drawled, a whole wave of heat choking him as she held out her hand, taking the suit jacket like a forgone conclusion. “My morals take a raincheck when assholes shoot at my head.”   She wasn’t that small, not really. Short without those shit stomping shoes he was used to seeing her in- delicate to the point of absurdity drowning in his clothes, huddled, huge eyes catching neon.   “Self defense,” Jason heard himself offer, just to see her blink.   Scowl.   A Gotham girl, barefoot in an alley and still ready to go.   “I wasn’t worried,” Elle said, skirting around his body and making a sharp left toward the street.   “I’m parked the other way.”   Elle stopped. Closed her eyes right in the moment he might have really been able to see them, paused beneath the golden light of the stupid faux old-fashion streetlights the city had thrown up all over this district. Not even fucking solar, ugly as sin and twice as expensive as what had been there in the first place.   “I’m good,” she said, before looking back, somewhere toward Jason’s left shoulder, “Thanks for the jacket.”   The absolute fuck she was.   “Elle.”   A tired, inexplicable smile was all the real answer he got. “Night, Jay.”

#Gotham magic misfiring? #more likely than you think #(but IS IT MISFIRING) #Jason: why would Elle worry? Elle is a WARDEN #Elle: there were only six of them and your eyes started glowing like a horror show are you KIDDING- #Also Elle: the mob is not allowed to shoot at me they are sure as fuck going to live to regret shooting at MY SOULMATE- #EVEN IF WE'RE NOT REALLY SPEAKING AT THE MOMENT #Elle isn't even a murder kitten #she's just like #working in a moral framework that is not necessarily the one expected of her at first glance #and currently #having the mostly conflicted thoughts about a suit jacket #she is Just like. physically incapable of not flirting with Jason at least a little #but is also only going to let him take care of her so much when he just disappeared on her #Sad Jason voice: I have to make up for the fact that it's Me #Elle narrating this encounter to Wells: this sexy stupid motherfucker IN A SUIT #being HANDSOME AND KIND AND FUNNY- #anyway #they've gone seventeen steps backwards to go forwards and Elle has never before appeared quite so much like her sixteen year old self #robin fic #Migration Patterns of Turdidae

[farmergilesofham]

Dead people are not inherently genius just because they died 100+ years ago

Take Immaneul Kant. Some people say he was a genius, that he was ahead of his time, that he reinvented philosophy.

Kant was an idiot who could barely write to save his life, had to make a heavily abridged version of his main work just so people would actually take his blustering seriously, had NINE FUCKING YEARS in which to edit, streamline, and correct the reasoning of his magnum opus and instead spent THAT ENTIRE TIME WRITING SEQUELS.

His philosophy is based principally on a theory of knowledge which is fundamentally incompatible with both experience and just... regular logic. A priori is great and all BUT WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM MOTHERFUCKER? It does not come free with your Xbox!

He has moral takes as rancid as the shit you hear out of 'Sigma Male' influencers, and which totally definitely not at all an intentional and heavy inspiration for a certain kind of German nationalism that continued until about, oh, what was it.... the 1930s? Anyway.

It's not that I "just don't get" the arguments or that my interpretation is "not nuanced enough", it's that Kant was a human fucking being who lived 200 years ago, wrote like 15 books, and happened to also be a complete fucking moron. This man read Hume's criticisms of basically everything (which most other philosophers found very off-putting and quite annoying) and went on the miss the entire point.

I'm gonna come out here and say it: Kant is to philosophy what Graham Hancock is to archaeology. A paltry academic spewing a torrent of insidious bullshit and forcing ten times as many actual academics to work ten times as hard to undo the damage he's wrought.

Kant was not a genius, he was a regular guy writing middling-on-bad essays in the 18th century who - I assure you - has not actually been remembered by history on account of his good arguments.

#rant #vent post #personal vent #philosophy #this fucker #this actual motherfucker #immanuel kant #let's be real #history #this genuinely sends me into apoplexies of rage #reading this fucker's work is like listening to 'blue lives mater' people #hell actually it's worse #at least you can reason a little with those people #this cunt's dead #can't reason with a motherfucker whose bones are the only thing left of him #I do feel better after writing that though #so #ig I'll take that as a win

[hclluvahctel-a]

apparently none of my tags WORK ANYMORE SO GUESS IM REDOING THEM

#alastor | 002 | you're never fully dressed without a smile ﹆ vis. #angel | 002. | i'm a pretty boy i'm stunning ﹆ vis. #ozzie | 002. | i'm the most beautiful man in the world ﹆ vis. #barbie wire | 002. | she's a motherfucking killer queen ﹆ vis. #beelzebub | 002. | sweet as apple pie i can't help but shine ﹆ vis. #blitzo | 002. | hot girls we have problems too ﹆ vis. #cash | 002. | sick of all these people talking sick of all this noise ﹆ vis. #charlie | 002. | let's face it i'm cute ﹆ vis. #chaz | 002. | i take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away ﹆ vis. #crimson | 002. | been spending most my life living in a gangsta's paradise ﹆ vis. #fizz | 002. | baby i'm the reason why hell's so hot ﹆ vis. #husk | 002. | wicked old soul nowhere left to go ﹆ vis. #jen | 002. | i'm a 32 year old ladyyyyy ﹆ vis. #jesse | 002. | you made the mistake of understimatin' me ﹆ vis. #loona | 002. | big bad bitch i'm the baddest ﹆ vis. #lucifer | 002. | sinners one sinners all it's always prettiest after the fall ﹆ vis. #millie | 002. | i can feel the flames on my skin crimson red paint on my lips ﹆ vis. #moxxie | 002. | my name's blurryface and i care what you think ﹆ vis. #octavia | 002. | came and stole away the light and put it in my eyes ﹆ vis. #rizz | 002. | i could destroy you with my crazy fucking robot body ﹆ vis. #stella | 002. | don't i look nice batting my eyes isnt it pure perfection? ﹆ vis. #stolas | 002. | owl in a cage you show your age ﹆ vis. #striker | 002. | i'm a dead man walking hell's at my door ﹆ vis. #vaggie | 002. | gotta be so cold to make it in this world ﹆ vis. #val | 002. | call me sir call me daddy call me ceo ﹆ vis. #vortex | 002. | won't see me comin' at the door before you even blink ﹆ vis. #vox | 002. | don't overthink this look in my eye don't be scared don't be shy ﹆ vis.

[bunnyb34r]

Damn I wish I had the spoons to type out long paragraphs/thoughts today bc oh man do I have some shit to say ab my now ex-family (not officially, but when I decide you're dead to me, you're dead to me. Like I forgot one person I cut out was still alive the other day when my mom was on the phone with them and I couldnt parse out WHO and then I was like oh damn i thought they were dead lol)

Anyway while mom and I were talking ab them, Gurkle was up and we looked over at the tank and I stg he was sitting there like

AGAGAGAGSGSGS which is how my therapists look when i talk ab my ex-family too

#marquilla #merry Christmas to me i cut out 5 toxic motherfuckers 🤗🤗 #when you're dead to me you don't get to be near me unless i have to let you. you invite me somewhere? read. #i don't go to funerals but if i did i wouldnt talk to these motherfuckers. you tell my mom to tell me you said hi? go to hell bitch. #it's better for my mental health to cut them off completely and mourn that loss than to keep them in my life and hope that they still love #me. i saw what that did to my dad and i dont want that to be me. #dogcousin isnt dead to me... yet but keep pushing bitch. #anyway so sad that i only have 1 living uncle 1 living aunt and only 7 of my 15 cousins left. so tragic (: #yall can eat shit and die idc

[loud-whistling-yes]

I get a lot of "omg you're so nice and non-judgemental you're such a good friend" and "omg dude you're way too nice to this asshole they should not be your friend" from irl friends and family and I don't know how to say this but uh, if you had friends like I had when I was a preteen you learn to count your blessings real fucking quickly and stop being choosy on who you befriend. The bar is six feet under by now if they don't encourage the entire class to boycott me it's a win.

#fweeet #my mom was appalled at the amount of... questionable friends i have these days and this came to me #look some of the friends i had when i was 10-12 included: #2 different girls who on seperate occasions forbade me to eat lunch with anyone else because they got jealous #a group of kids who lowkey for some reason were really into touching eachothers butts?????????????? #a girl who made constant sex jokes as a 10 year old and once wrote a story where i got... uh... #two girls who got into an argument so heated they exchange kys notes #THIS BASTARD OF A KID who tore my lunchbox in half and laughed at my face #(also the only person in my lifetime who found a way to bully me in my spine brace with... #lets just say its very painful and i hate being pinched now) #OH MY GOD THE LIST NEVER ENDS #THIS ISNT EVEN INCLUDING YE GRAND MIGHTY YANDERE MOTHERFUCKER SUPREME #THE ASSHOLE WHO HAS MADE QUITE LITERALLY A THIRD OF MY LIFE A LIVING HELL #anyways people ask me why i can stand so many 'fake' people and assholes nowadays especially if theyre my friends #and you see #at some point in life ive learned to think to myself Hey at the end of all things at least im not being actively doxxed on youtube again #mom i understand your concern but i have to unfortunately inform you my current friends are probably the sanest people ive ever met in life

[swordwife]

having a normal one. don’t worry about me. 

#i'm so normal about him I swear. you can trust me on this guys. #why did I let it get to this point. i'm down so fucking turbo bad #he did nothing wrong. but also he's ruined lives over the pettiest of reasons. #he is so smart and talented. but also he's a bitchass motherfucker held back by his own ego #mwah #dream man 😍 #ok mini gush over i'm running into a cave now to hide

[kindaorangey]

hot pink is such a good album guys omg have you heard it

#thunder rambles #sorry i just watched a bid of her doing streets live. #vid* #damn papa you a rare breed!! no comparing!!! and its motherfucking scary!!! tryna keep him cuz i found him!!!! let a hoe know!!!! #i aint motherfuckin sharing!!!! i could take you to the parents!!!! then to paris!!!! plan a motherfuckin wedding!!!! #you the type id wanna marry!!! and keep you merry!!!!!! ill put the ring on when youre ready!! #we play out our fantasies in real life ways and! no final fantasy can we end these games tho! you give me energy make me feel lightweight #like we're birds of a feather baby we real life made for each other!!! and its hard! to keep my cool! #when other bitches tryna get with my dude! #and when other chickens tryna get in my coop cuz you are one in a million there aint a man like you (like you)!

[agentemo]

this is a pretty big sacrifice but...it's one I'm willing to make

I'll trade Boy Division for two whole Bullets songs

#i said TWO motherfuckers and i better hear drowning lessons once #let me be delusional lmao #listen boy division is my favorite mcr song i want to see it live so bad #but it reminds me of deathwish like they are UP there for a LOT of the song #i loved hearing frank sing it please ray and frank trading parts of the verses while gerard does a little dance #if you made it this far my cat LOVES the new couch she naps there more than on the old one its very cute #shell just sit there too hangin out she didnt do that on the old one #good thing its a dark brown couch and she is a cat with white gray fur

[inthewychelm]

maybe vol.2 of stranger things is dropping july 1st because they are going to do something so homophobic that they didnt want to release during june, during pride month

#duffer bros trying to avoid getting the 'no crimes during pride month' bs #let me be real fucking clear about on thing #will and eddie are the one thing i am incredibly delusional about #the entire fandom is whining bc They made their silly little headcanon saying theyre gonna die #Not me those motherfuckers are surviving i dont give a fuck about anything else #yall are just being pessimistic which honestly doesnt make alot of sense considering if you think about it #stranger things is kinda an optimistic show more times than not #the only deaths in the show that were really shocking were bob and billys bc they happened after you had already gotten to know the characte #any other shocking death usually happens very early into their introduction and their death is their purpose youre not supposed to care and #and they were not supposed to live #so if anybody's dying i got my money on jason or whatever that basketball dicks name is

[oh-men-of-dark-and-dismal-fate]

Love it when someone says "artists need to express themselves freely and pursue whatever medium/subject resonates with them", and then ten seconds later tell you that you need to do a specific genre/style of art in order to be their version of successful.

#there is a very specific motherfucker in my life who does this to me who is another artist but hasn't done anything in years #and i'm like 'yeah cool then do it yourself instead of trying to live through me' #let me experiment and find my own style without you pestering me to do what you lack the balls and discipline to do yourself #end of rant #might delete later #personal #vent #rant

[skrunksthatwunk]

not to doomer post. but. american politics is like here's a conservative warmonger who wants to burn you alive personally and here's a different conservative warmonger who definitely wouldn't stop someone from burning you alive BUT who might raise the minimum wage by $0.30/hour for you, but only like eight years from now (so re-elect me please!! >w<). yes one of them has to be president they are the only two options we'll let you have. no neither of them will stop the government from killing you or anyone else, but at least one will say "it's kind of bad to kill people :( someone should really do something about that..." while giving the people-killers $20,000,000,000,000 to keep doing it then saying they can't afford to help you at all, but oh shucks, maybe next cycle, if you vote for me again! and also everyone will pretend as though they are extremely different political entities covering two highly polarized ends of the political spectrum despite nearly identical policy views obscured by their slightly different ways of addressing their target audiences, many of whom are also conservative warmongers. and also if you don't vote or vote third party the other guy will win and you will watch as they burn everyone you love alive in the same way they've burned so many strangers so you kind of feel like you have to vote for the other warmonger because even though they both have blood on their hands you'll take a handshake over an uppercut. even if you can still see the bodies piling up behind them. even if you can only save like five people you know and not the thousands of people who are dying in the other room. because you believe the difference between 30,000 and 30,005 is still worth it even though no one needed to die in the first place and no one seems to agree with you. you have to keep living in this world every day. if anything changes it will take decades and it will never be enough. if this takes a toll on you good fucking luck surviving off the generosity of the warmonger state that claims to serve you. happy voting!!

#like. yeah i'll take the raised minimum wage. i guess. but jesus christ #yes you are doing slightly good things sometimes almost. can you stop killing people though. please. that is a higher priority #like this is my first prezzy election season since i turned voting age right and like. what the fuck am i supposed to do now #what am i supposed to do with this. it took me 5 fucking months to pick a dead cockroach off my floor how am i supposed to fix this. #how am i meant to be a person and go on living while knowing i am doing nothing and cannot do anything and won't do anything #i need to fight i need to get up but i am stuck. im always stuck. i pray yknow. i don't know what else to do #how can people think about buying houses and getting promotions in this world. how are they not feeling likr their chest is caving in every #time they falter in their complex self-distraction. how am i supposed to do anything when all i can think about is helping and my body won't #let me. i cant do anything i cant but i have to but i cant. im supposed to and im a bad person if i dont and i cant live like that. #and if i am too upset about that i am punished for it by the people around me and ignored by those in power if not punished as well. #i love the world. i love people. you motherfuckers are killing everything and im not stopping you and you're getting in the way of me loving #the life i was built to love and i can't understand why you think it's even thinkable to do what you're doing. or what im doing. #i just want to look at clovers and paint and be good to my neighbors but you won't stop fucking murdering people in front of me #and i can't fucking do anything. i cant take care of the people i love i can't carry my own weight i can't take care of myself i can't move #and im supposed to fucking file taxes? to fund mass slaughter? on the off chance it might go to welfare or something. god. #i hate it here i hate it here america is a fucking nightmare it is hell i can't stand it but if i leave im just running and saving myself #whch is selfsh and cruel and so i would never be able to escape the feeling and i would always be in american hell because it' a part of me #but if i stay i cannot do anything because my body is filled with smoke and broken glass and im supposed to fucking get my drivers license #so i can buy groceries or get a job so i can keep myself on life support watching everything get worse and worse around me #and knowing that nothing has ever been good here and ive been lied to forever and im still being lied to #and i am in hell. #and me dying won't fix it and me living won't fix it ans both are too painful to even consider. #i am drowning i am drowning i am drowning i am drowning and my skin is on fire im on fire and i want to have children. but i can't imagine #doing that to someone. oh my god. and to raise them and watch them come to understand what this place ive brought them to is #that ive raised them in a slaughterhouse and to feebly try to show them the clovers and the ducks and the baby shoes and teach them to love #when maybe that love of the world is a distraction. or maybe i use it as one. i think of the blood as an obstacle to love and joy but maybe #i would not love the world so much if i was not so constantly desperately scared and ashamed of living in it #and i am a very lucky person. my life is cushy and i want to rip my skin off because what does that matter when it doesnt let me help people #god help me. but help the rest of them first. but i am helped first anyway and i hate it. i dont. i cant. god. #nyarla dni

[mieltelecheycrema]

SHES STILL HERE

#bit my ass pleaseeee just let me sleep i dont even AUGHHHH #ILL GET YOU YOU EEEEEEE MOTHERFUCKER #soni2 #listen im so normal rn actually like its not on purpose i know that #the only thing mosquito thinks is blood for my kid mmm nutrients that is if they do even think #i think insects might think that would be cool i have just had a very up down week day im so low yall i just wanna leave my sister is just #AUGHHHHHH agony so yes i am very sorry mosquito that is over here just trying to live as i am also trying to live #grips pleaseeeeee i am very much clinging

[yusukenui]

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#ranting again sry #spoiled mfs when their parents stop giving them their weekly 200$ allowance at their grown age of 22: 🥺🥺 my parents are such assholes #some of you mfs make this empathy/sympathy bs a journey instead of a ride #not to sound like a parent meatrider but if youre old enough to be out buying insanely expensive clothes and eating n drinking at hangouts #every other day... and then you go home just to rinse ur dick n sleep and dont even have the courtesy to do chores.... #youre lucky they even let you live with them still 🙁 sry. my black ass wouldve kicked you out ages ago 🙏🫡 #like we're definitely on different tax brackets cause i cant even imagine complaining abt my parents taking me out to a family trip?? #and much less going out of country????? #but then agreeing to entertain them for a while... yknow spend time with them? is too much for you??? like be grateful in some way at least #you ugly motherfucker wowwww WOWW #if youre old enough to have expensive hobbies and you refuse to help out in the house then youre old enough to get a fucking job and stop- #complaining abt your parents being 'mean' to you .. bitch ill show you mean #AHHHH tiktok was a mistake #white ppl on tiktok need to stfu abt their 'healing journeys' after cutting off their families cause its always some bs like this #why the fuck are you even getting an allowance if you cant even wash dishes my god. are you being paid fucking reparations for being born?? #hate complaining to a mf that just immediately insults ur parents like... thats not something normal ppl do.. 💀 #who told you calling my mom a bitch was okay lmfaooo like... im just complaining cause im drained.. what do you have to be mad abt? #me canceling plans a fucking week in advance??? and then what and then you just roll over and go back to sleep #like it never was that serious to begin with 😐... dont piss me off #when i say eat the rich... start with your buddies that god a brand new fucking car for college spontaneously #toodles 😜☺️ #AHHHHHH