#LIKE COME ONNNNN

[astrababyy]

Tarquin’s face didn’t so much as shift from that cold wrath. “When you went into the Spring Court and deceived Tamlin as well about your true nature, when you destroyed his territory … You left the door open for Hybern. They docked in his harbors.” No doubt to wait for the wall to collapse and then sail south. Tarquin snarled, “It was an easy trip to my doorstep. You did this.” 

I could have sworn I felt Rhys flinch through the bond. But my mate said calmly, “We did nothing. Hybern chooses its actions, not us.” He jerked his chin toward Tarquin. “My force shall remain camped in the hills until you’ve deemed the city secure. Then we will go.”

do y’all remember this scene??? i was rereading it, and i just-

the actual audacity it takes to say hybern’s responsible for his own actions as if feyre didn’t literally DESTROY THE SPRING COURT. if she hadn’t done that, hybern’s forced NEVER would’ve made it inside the summer court. like, of course hybern is responsible for his actions, but like- so are they???? and they just??? won’t take accountability???

it’s so fucking annoying istg.

and don’t even get me STARTED on the part in purple 🗿

Tarquin only said, “Get out. And take your army with you. We can hold the bay now that they don’t have surprise on their side.”

there’s this part…

The Illyrian camp remained in the hills above Adriata.

AND THEN THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE.

why?? WHY???

and then there was that line before this one- 🗿

“She is High Lady of the Night Court. She may do as she wishes.”

THEY’RE. IN. THE. SUMMER. COURT.

imagine the absolute nerve it takes to be the reason the summer court was invaded and then be all calm and collected like you’re dealing with a stubborn toddler when talking to the high lord of the court that’s been ruined because of you, and then LEAVING YOUR ARMIES THERE AGAINST THE EXPLICIT ORDERS OF THEIR RULERS. the AUDACITY. the NERVE.

howwwww are these people the good guys??? how on this cursed planet is HE the one we’re supposed to root for????

it’s genuinely SO gross. like- the utter lack of respect for the summer court’s sovereignty??? it ain’t it. 🤢

#anti sjm #anti rhysand #anti feyre #anti inner circle #anti ic #tarquin #astrababyy #i reread this and just #had to take a minute #needed to process what just happened #how do you WRITE this and think your side is the good guys #like come onnnnn #djshfndidjskak

[lucky-slice]

low key i think to deny Riko's trauma is to deny his narrative importance in the story.

like Riko's trauma related to his father parallels neil's. His concept of brotherhood adds complexity to Andrew and Aaron's relationship. He acts not just as an antagonist but as a foil to other character's relationship to trauma and violence.

to solely view riko through the lense of his actions is to miss the point. He is a character in a story, not a real breathing human being.

#i don't know guys like i though we were having fun here #lets go back to making up literary motifs that are probably nonexistent in a self published book series thats basically a sports manga #i'll start #isn't it nifty that riko was abandoned by his father and then abused and ostracized by his guardian figure in a very similar way to neil #isn't it fun that riko was cast aside by his father for his brother just as andrew was cast aside by his mother for his brother #isnt it fun that aaron kills someone to protect his brother while riko's story ends with his brother killing him #love earned through death in both ways #isnt it fun that riko's hunt to be the best ends with his brother killing him in the same way he essentially 'killed' kevin #by smashing his hand #isnt it fun how riko is just as desperate for love and attention and belonging as everyone else #there is a story in which riko is saved and heals from his past in the same way every other character does #the fun part is that story exists yet it is not the story that is told #like come onnnnn #“riko is evil” #“rikos trauma isnt as bad as *insert character” #“riko did this - riko did that - bluh bluh bluh” #im boreeeeeeddd #gnat be quiet #riko moriyama

[floorpancakes]

going absolutely batshit insane over chapter 108 again

#douwata #xxxholic #like come ONNNNN #thats it im rabid theyre going to have to put me in a ward

[girlhorrror]

ls dunes needs to go on a social media ban

#like come onnnnn

[kithtaehyung]

REALLY NICE GUY WHO HATES ONLY YOU.. ryen if you ever write this i would literally never stop bothering you for the rest of your life i would be attached to you by the hip (i already am)

STOP I TOTALLY WOULD JUMP ON THIS THOUGH

#like come ONNNNN #the possibilities!!! #nary! #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌

[parksrway]

I'm gonna be so real rn. the sksw amiibo should seriously give you a loftwing when scanned in totk

#like COME ONNNNN #idc if it wouldnt make sense if the wolf link amiibo literally gives you wolf link #then the loftwing amiibo should give you a loftwing #totk #come on. it just makes sense #flying around between sky islands on a loftwing???? HELLO??????

[bastardbvby]

thinking about how bad was the first person ant and velvet came out to when they started dating and he was entirely accepting of them and now they’re holding each other and hanging out with him surrounded by all their other friends oh im so happy for all of them

#LIKE COME ONNNNN

[rainbowsans]

but what if YOU made a poll with your lads? 👀

🤨

That’ll be pointless smh we all know who would win 😒🙄 /j

#txt #like come onnnnn #/j

[greensaplinggrace]

feels like lb made the darkling a general just to give him minions without like,,, actually considering how a real general acts

#i mean its the same thing as putting alina in the army and somehow giving her none of the required mannerisms #but still... #girl that's a general #and leader of a whole people that have faced centuries of persecution #not Mob Boss no. 40 of a random modern romcom with his 20 loyal goons #baby he runs an ARMY #and operates within court politics that would have your head spinning #like come onnnnn #grishaverse #shadow and bone #sab critical #myramblings #sab salt #ish

[ciceroballtorture]

god made me a malevolent cunt and im supposed to be offering this pro bono. people used to pay in twinks for the service 😭

#.text #LIKE COME ONNNNN #(im behind the study plans. likely thing for me to be)

[punkkboyyluvrr]

"leshy is literally an ancient god you cant just baby him" ok but like have you considered that like. baby. like. like just look at him

#LIKE COME ONNNNN #HES JUST A LITTLE GUYYYYYY #literally two sauces long and you have beef with him? with this absolute creature?? #cult of the lamb #leshy cotl

[c0rpseductor]

sometimes i see notes on penis ridiculous that are like "i hope this isnt ripping off the song isnt this a tiktok what came first this post or the tiktok?" and i ignore it but it is so obnoxious it does make me want to kill people with a rock sometimes. like The fucking timestamps dude look at the fucking timestamps the post is from january 2021 and everything else came afterward which you would know if you took the 15 seconds to looked at the timestamps instead of using those Precious moments of your life to ask me if i'm ripping myself off for the 900th time

#the last time i saw it the tiktok i got shown actually had a bunch of comments like #''this was a tumblr post'' #like come onnnnn

[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

ppl who do mushrooms and weed bc they are "natural" (many things are Natural and doesn't mean they are good for you) will literally say shit like actually is has been PROVEN mushrooms are much less dangerous than alcohol!!!! alcohol is the DEVIL!!!!

gurl a glass of wine will never do to you what mushrooms can do to you. i've had a friend almost die bc she took "very safe" mushrooms that were legal and guaranteed by a certified shop owner that they were okay. she took a small, recommended amount. and she had a trip so bad she couldn't drink water bc she couldn't remember how and then she couldn't sober up, or eat chocolate which usually helps, etc. and she needed to be supervised bc she almost died. and other ppl in the group weren't doing so great either.

#personal #honestly there is this brand of ppl who are into drugs and yell that alcohol is the devil bc i guess they had an alcoholic relative #which sucks but also like #it's not the same my dude #you can be addicted to alcohol yes and a lot of ppl are #but you can also be addicted to weed :))) i know many people who are and if you are defending it so much you probably are too #if you smoke every day and rely on it for Anxiety #a glass of something strong never did to me what a joint did does lol #it is my personal choice not to do anything besides occasional drinking and i guess caffeine is a drug that i am very much addicted to #but you can't say that caffeine and weed are the same thing lol #ohhh i am angry #uwu ACTUALLY cocaine is much better for you than alcohol >:(((( #like come onnnnn #just smoke your joint and shut up #there doesn't have to be a Pure and Morally Correct reason for you wanting to get high #i know that there have been like studies that are like oh it's different for weed in terms of physical addiction but like. #1. ppl who are VERY into weed usually don't JUST do weed they do other drugs #2. you can be psychologically addicted to it like oh i cannot do without my weed even if you won't have severe physical withdrawal symptoms

[mistyfoxxy]

I reallllly hope we get a stuttering Willow or Willow blush at least once in For the future

#Huntlow #The owl house #Like come onnnnn

[thesaintelectric]

the dipshit ceo of a niche social media site doesn't know who lowtax is.

also he was not tagged anywhere in this conversation hes name searching. im your pr manager sir, keep posting through it 👍

#me_irl #like COME ONNNNN #extremely funny that he later replied *after* googling him to be extra mad bc it meant something meaner than he thought

[bucca2]

writing chapter 2 of shrike and thinking how if thorn and König had met just a few years later it would just be heathers

#I worship you #I’d trade my life for yours #like COME ONNNNN #shrike