HELp wHY ARE THEY SOOOOO
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DO YOU HAVE ANYMORE PURLY HEADCANONS BECAUSE I LOVE YOURS!!🫶
i literally always have hcs ready anon!!!!
and thank u for supporting em!!!!
i swear to god "do u think ur fucking funny" is something everyone hears when they're around each other, they r perplexed at the others own stupidity at times
if this makes any sense, pony is the "lalalalalalala" cause he's lives in literal delusion and curly is "okokokokokokok"
i feel like they have deep convos while lighting matches only to throw them into water
to piss tim of curly calls pony shitty ass nicknames, tim is walking by and curly goes "ily my bookie dookie" and tims just fucking disgusted
curly is attracted to ponys book smarts i will not elaborate
once curly made pony laugh so hard the poor bastard got an asthma attack LMAOOOOO
idk the idea that they got their first jobs together makes me a lil happy, yea ik, curly with a job???outlandish but shut up let me have this
curly likes sharing his culture w pony, this idea is so sweet to me i will die on this hill
once they were sharing a burger, and dally walked by n went “damn yall cant even afford 2 burgers???”💀💀
tbh dallys just ur average day to day hater any chance to annoy them and he’ll do it
once and ONLY once they had a double date w dally and sylvia
curly b bitin ponys ear for the texture
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ok ok i’ve started to process the album but honestly cant stop yelling enough to write a coherent ask so here’s a whole bunch of stuff that has me going feral:
the title track. i think fob just released one of my fave songs ever, it went to my top 5 from them so fast!!! it reminds me of how much the pandemic fucked up for everyone… “thought we had it all” fr!! but like. the strings??? the choir at the end?! SUNSHINE OF MY LIFETIME REPRISE?!?! SHUT UP FOREVER!!!!! (also my bday is the “day after christmas past” so i nearly screamed when i heard that line lmaooooo… followed immediately by “my pain isn’t cool enough”?! literally almost fell over at that point. that felt like an accidental shoutout and then getting punched directly in the gut 😭)
flu game is absolutely my second fave!!! the “youuuu” in the chorus just hits my brain a certain way i’m obsessed!! also i relate to it a little too much 😭
what a time to be alive!!!!! soul punk vibes fr <3 also that bridge goes so hard i think screaming it live would fix me 😭 WHEN I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE THIS ISNT QUITE WHAT I MEANT!!!! GOT THE QUARANTINE BLUES BAD NEWS WHAT’S LEFT!!!!!
the strings in i am my own muse?!?! patrick is just flexing at this point (as he should) <3
my synesthesia went crazy with heaven iowa… it’s this beautiful deep blue/indigo/purple situation and i want to live in it <— totally normal thing to say abt a song
so good right now gave me whiplash right after heaven iowa but it’s so fun! i went from crying to dancing so fast lmao
in general i love space and this album delivered w the references!! i caved and bought the glow in the dark stars 😳
and the living even though it’s painful and scary, especially when it’s painful and scary vibes… fob always knows what we need to hear i swear!!! ur post abt the themes on this album is so so true <3
patrick dressed as a chicken playing the piano… i love him so much it’s stupid <3 also that music video nearly killed me. couldn’t see the screen super well when they were on fallon and didn’t process that the costume was like… a muscle suit for a solid minute. my brain literally shut down lmaooo 😭
ik there’s like… lyric parallels and stuff i got rlly excited abt but am totally forgetting rn! i’m sure it’ll come back when i listen to the album again (which i’m probably gonna go do rn) but… yeah!! so glad we get to be insane abt all this on here together lol <3 peace and love in fob world ☺️
- 🧋 anon
YESSSS the title track is INSANE with how good it is and how much is in it like. i swear every lyric hits Hard, the reprise absolutely breaks my heart it is so. Perfect. so so so valid for it being in your top 5 fob songs of all time already it is genuinely That Good!!! and made for you Clearly with that birthday shoutout!!! even with the gut punch after. every lyric feels like such a gut punch i swear kfgjdhfkjs
flu game is ALSO one of my top favs, i could not rank this album yet even if it would save my life kfjsdkfj but i know for Sure flu game is in like. top 5 territory. i'm obsessed w it for the same reasons fr it is. too relatable thanks pete (haha i said the thing!)
REAL i need them to perform what a time to be alive live SO bad literally just so i can scream that bridge i think that would fix me fr fr. also just love how dancey it is while having. incredibly depressing lyrics. vibe of all time fksjdhfks
patrick is flexing w his arranging skills all over this album but Esp in i am my own muse and i hope he keeps flexing forever bc it is. so good!!!!
OUGHHH heaven iowa being purpley blue it so pretty... to me it's like... idk a very warm song, orange/yellow/golden so. the opposite of you KFJDSK but still pretty i Also wanna live in it. we are So normal for that bff <3
they are literally sick for putting so good right now right after heaven, iowa it was Such an intense tone shift fsdkjfsh i Love so good right now tho it's slowly becoming one of my favs i think
i absolutely love how jam packed this album is w space references, i was anticipating it but Still am like. fuck yeah space fkjdshkfjs i'm still debating on getting the glow in the dark stars tbh... is u getting them a sign i should too... much to think about
but yeah the albums themes are SOOOO. like. i think what the world needed to hear right now, also what i needed to hear rn, what You needed to hear like. they always know!!!! it is just so cathartic to hear that things might not be okay or better but that you can still live and be fulfilled and have love Despite Despite Despite!!!!
and lastly fr i. didn't process it was a chestplate/muscle suit at first either so was like. ready to die over patrick looking like That lmao honestly i still am he pulls off that look way too well. also pulled off the chicken costume imo <3
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horikoshi: i ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends. it’s always gotta be three of them drop dead gorgeous
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my fav boys with slick black s/o pt 1?
a/n: im losing inspiration for my current requests and i’m not feeling good mentally or physically. my mood has been down the whole week and it’s messing with my school work so that’s also putting me in a sad mood. but im also in the mood for some fightin words so i’ll use my comfort boys. this may be corny but hey it works for me and this is my blog ❤️
lets get it
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Bakugo Katsuki
bro you MATCH his ENERGY so well with your clapbacks
tbh... bakugo’s clapbacks are just trash
he got the aggression but cmon now
tf is “shitty extra”
boy if you dont sit ya ass down
he LOVES your clapbacks tho
them shits be making him lose his mind
any slick shit you say he eats that UP
one time monoma was talking too much shit and you just
“nigga if you dont sit yo ass tf down fore i snatch yo forehead tf off”
safe to say bakugo busted out laughing
you were ready to post up
he lives for when you be roasting ppl under ya breath
what he doesnt like is when you roast him
bc you can and will read a bitch no hesitation
he really thought he was special....
aint shit sweet come get these roasts nigga
“boy if you dont take them damn pants off. shits look like hammer pants. cant touch this headass”
yall know how i have desiree roasting him?
that’s exactly how it be
you got a sharp ass tongue and will use it against anyone
let someone get both of yall pissed off together???
straight up verbal abuse at that point
file a complaint bc you and bakugo def made someone cry before
i think the class lwk hates you bc you helped bakugo’s clapbacks get better
which is bad for them
yall rmb those roasting vids where they go mmm after each one?
thats bakugo in the back
“big body headass”
“mm”
“dumpster truck headass”
“mm”
typa shit
he’ll hype it up too much
Todoroki Shouto
you think this man dont talk shit himself????
bro he can and will read a bitch RIGHT TO THEIR FACE TOO
he want all the SMOKE
yall together??? im sorry to whoever pissed yall off lemme plan they funeral
i imagine the way todoroki reads niggas is real sophisticated like he will point out every single insecurity you HAVE without even knowing you that well
no cursing for majority of them
“what shoes you got on?”
KAJDJSKKDKCKDDJ
yall would read bitches together but like this
“shou it’s the lifting acrylics for me”
“it’s the dusty wig for me, love”
“its the disconnecting wig for me”
“its the cakey makeup for me”
painful for them
i think he can do rapid fire roasts as soon as someone tries to start shit with you
“i know you’re not coming for my s/o. it’s the talking shoes, it’s the bootleg supreme shirt, it’s the fake chain, it’s the brittle hair”
he gets real disrespectful and wont care who it is
unless it’s your friends or family then he’ll dial it back a lil bit
if you start roasting endeavor????
my mans might be on his way to the jewelers
“try this ring on. i wanna see if it can fit you”
he finna spouse you up (spouse IS gender neutral innit?)
unrelated but todoroki is a hottie and will “ah 😜 mwah 💋” everytime and you might have a video of him losing his mind girls in the hood LMAOOOOO
Killua Zoldyck
now this boy.... cant roast for SHIT
yeah he’s a lil brat and can get mean and petty
but he cannot compare to you
this nigga’s a whole trained assassin but cant kill niggas with his words that well
🤡🤡🤡
i think the meanest thing he’s said is call you “a stupid fuckin idiot”
to which you responded with
“shut the fuck up, mushroom built ass bitch. body built like a smurf. hair lookin like hairballs cats cough up. dont get loud lil boy”
killua respectfully sat down and scratched his head
no cap that shit lwk hurt but he gonna pretend like it didnt
he dont even know what the fuck a SMURF IS
he just know that it hurt
lwk thought that was your nen
the ability to manipulate emotions into irritation or anger or some shit
like no baby they just good at roasting bitches
after a while he starts to hype you up in the back
“how you FEELLLLL”
“OOOOH BURNNNN”
“SHIT GOTTA HURT DONT IT BITCHBABY?”
eventually he learns how to roast and clapback then it’s over
the sass meter is overboard
like you might have to knock him a couple notches down
swear to god this boy uses clapbacks on leorio just to piss him off
one time leorio was telling killua to do sumn he just
“oh you must want me with the way you keep gobbling on my fuckin nuts i will do it soon relax”
you damn near BEHEADED this boy with how hard you slapped the back of his head
like it was funny but leorio wouldve JUMPED YOU
Kamado Tanjiro
OUT OF ALL OF THEM HE DOESNT WANT THAT
listen he likes to be the peacemaker
but with your clapbacks they’re enough to make zenitsu wanna post up
like you read him a lil too much
“THATS HOW YOU FEEL Y/N-CHAN? ALRIGHT”
cue tanjiro rapidly apologizing while dragging you away
the first time you roasted the absolute shit outta inosuke he had to sit down
he didnt even know what the majority of the shit you said meant
same with killua all he knew was that shit kinda hurt
tanjiro be TIRED of yall
“y/n can you PLEASE relax”
“NAH HE WANNA GET LOUD WITH ME”
“HE BREATHED”
“AND IT WAS AN AGGRESSIVE BREATH”
of course you know your limits
there’s no way you’re gonna get tanjiro to roast people
but this one time you heard him clapback by accident
“you heard me loud and clear, sir. dont act like you couldnt hear me correctly.”
like oop?
i felt a lil HEAT
aint no where near burned but for tanjiro??? good e fucking nough
dont act like he dont say some lil slick shit on the dl
this man got pent up aggression fym
tho you do be making him laugh
esp in battle if you just start reading a demon
he cant help but snicker
baby loves the way you talk and wouldnt have it any other way
if you roast him he will just go
“oh okay 🙂”
he doesnt know how to respond to that
if you roasting someone who deserves it nezuko will be your hype girl bc tanjiro’s busy trying to de-escalate the situation 💀💀💀
“and thats why yo grandma got a busted funeral”
“MMPH!”
“Y/N NO STOP THATS SO RUDE IM SO SORRY FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR THEY DONT MEAN IT”
“YES TF I DO”
“y/n shut up NO THEY DONT SORRY”
before dragging you away
jfc you’re like verbally feral
Nishinoya Yuu
your personal hypeman
will respectfully allow you to roast people
cant roast to save his life either
“you tell em!”
“yuh!”
“mhm”
“bitch”
hopping around n shit LMAOAOAOAOAO
you got that shit
someone irritating him?
“y/n.... baby.”
“alright who is it?”
“tsukishima”
“aight bet. AYE BITCH”
legend has it tsukishima is still recovering from those third degree burns
do not roast him this man will run away he values his life
“oh you must be ready to attend this barbecue”
(love that guy)
“IM VEGAN” liar
and DIPS
nigga will 100% ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDAAAAAAA tf up outta there
he can clapback and that’s the most he’ll do
he do be saying slick shit bc i hc him as someone who want all the smoke
ride or DIE
on they ass
(struggling to come up with clapbacks w/o anything to clapback to 💀💀💀)
(been cryinf over rengoku and hw my brain is mush)
“GO OFF Y/N TALK YOUR SHIT YOUR MAJESTY”
NIGGAS A CLOWN ✋🏽😭
thats all for this one folks lmao
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for part 22 !! this is long im srry ahfduhdfu
“Now laying in his lap felt like a crime. As if you were stood in self-checkout, constantly glancing over your shoulder as you scanned an expensive pair of shoes as one of those 79 cent candy bars.”
said it a couple of times, i’ll say it again. the way you write is SOOOO SOOOO good. we can feel so much and see so much which are prolly like ,,,, the most important things in writing ?? also, poor y/n. POOR POOR Y/N . she cares so so so much for miju like bruh their friendship rlly b toxic like this huh :--(
“But you can’t shake the look on Miju’s face you conjured, watching the two of you with that pouty frown of hers, arms crossed over her chest.”
the fact that this whole girl bestie crush issue is sooooo shallow but bec miju has so much issues (she needs help), y/n finds the need to constantly feel guilty ??????????? i so so so feel bad. not @ me being a miju apologist before yIKES cant believe she made our girl try to drop out of ballet ????? fucking dumbass bitch im gonna slap her so strong
“As if he’d let it go. As if he’d pick up on the slightest abnormality in your mood and just let it slip. Let you drive yourself mad with your racing thoughts and not let him in, not let him take on some of the weight. As if.”
so this is where i started crying !!! i think it’s like the nature of people to just ,,,,, idk ask when they feel something’s wrong but they dont really care enough to actually CHECK up on you ??? if that makes sense ??? i’ve had my fair share of people doing this. they’d ask but then get sidetracked and forget you were someone to worry for. this is probably why this y/n and this jimin might be my favorite. they feel so real, the emotions are so raw. i’m rlly glad our girl has jimin by her side now. he’s exactly what she needs. not just as a lover but ,,,,, as a person. yknow ??? like someone to just ground her whenever she’s so high up her mind. someone to be with her as in WITH her. i love love love that.
“No idea what’s wrong with you, but safely relieved that it’s not him. That he could help you work through whatever it is.”
i hope u know my standards for ppl is so so so high bc of ur au-s i SWEAR to god where r the fellas like this huh ???? hUUUUH ?????
“’I don’t know… I just… keep thinking about Miju.’ Jimin lets out a scoff, rolling his eyes in a really exaggerated way.”
jimin, u, me, same
“You’re really thinking about a girl while I got my hand on your ass? Is there something I should know?”
I LOVE HIM SM PLSSSS *INSERT CRYING EMOJI IM USING LAPTOP SO* I LOVE HIM I LOVE THE HUMOR I LOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“His face softens at the sound of your words, becoming serious for you.”
i nominate loy! jimin for best boyfriend PERIOD if he doesnt win, RIGGED
“That’s a terrible idea.” The door slams behind the new voice, your body instantly lunging from Jimin’s lap to the vacant space behind him”
like everyone else, i tot this was miju too HAUFHDIUHFUDHUF
and then we came to the part where jimin was having his crisis bc he wants The Sex but our baby is just not having it. i actually really like the way you portrayed it. whenever he’ll talk about wanting to fuck, he’d always say but he understands and he respects. that’s reality baby. he’s a man of honor but obv he has his ~hormones~ and i cANT STRESS ENOUGH how much i love you for writing that !!!!! they jus feel real ok like . how do u even do this ???? HOW IS YOUR MIND CAPABLE OF WRITING THINGS LIKE THIS YOU TALENTED TALENTED BABY
// ok now that i just reread it, i jus found out that they talked abt the ballet thing in this chap LMAOOOOO i thought it was when they were in the dance room ajidjfijoifjafiodj //
“Can’t wait to fast forward past all this shit. Feel like I haven’t seen you smile in a while.”
cried to this too. like ,,, cried VERY HARD. i turned my phone off AHAHHAHAHA this is pAINFUL . y/n’s going through so much and i jus feel feel feel so bad (also hits close to home) . i feel like im always gon think of this line now whenever i feel a small inconvenience afiudhuihdui . CANT WAIT TO FAST FORWARD PAST ALL THIS SHIT . WANNA SEE MYSELF SMILE AGAIN
“Surprised that he even cared about the difference, but he did.”
when i read this, yes, i cried HARDER . we all need a loy jimin in our lives huh ?? . he's just ,,,, It. like It . jimin loy best boy !!!! also @ yn. DESERVE !! youve always been the older sis, the good good friend, with jimin, u can rest bby. u can lay low, u can do whatever u want :--( u deserve it
“Did you just call me your girlfriend?”
AFHUDSHFJKAHDFJKSHAJKDHFJKAHFKJDSHFJ THERE WE HAVE IT FOLKS BYE
“No.” There’s an exaggerated roll of his eyes. “I’ve only been referring you like that in my head for the past month for fun,”
im having so much fun imagining a jimin in my life FOAHDSIFHIDSHOIFHIO ihy sm for making me realize how dry my love life is CAN I PLS LIVE IN THIS UNIVERSE N TRY TO FIT MYSELF IN BETWEEN THESE TWO AJAJAJAJA (no i wont yn deserves this but whatever mom i wANT HIM)
“I want you to be my girlfriend. So that I can be your boyfriend. And we can be boyfriend and girlfriend to each other, together.”
look at them go :--( cringey babies idk theyre so so so so so so so so nd i cant stress enough SO SO SO SO ADORABLE
“Go ahead. I’ll protect you.”
IM FUCKING SCREAMINGAHDHUFDHUSHIUHAFUIHDSFUI I LOVE HIM OKAY MUM I LOVE HIM CAN I PLS HAVE HIM WHERE DO I FIND (but also, IVE BEEN SAYING IT but like thank thank thank thank fuck they found each other. though y/n has kook, jimin is jus different ,,, i mean obv right but yes im just so so so so glad. y/n doesnt need to always be strong and dependent now. she can just be her and jimin loves that. SIGN ME UP UHUH UHUH
and then we have this whole talk with the moon and y/n quoting him back. i think loy yn and jimin best couple ????? I WILL FRAME THE WHOLE MOON TALK OKAY BYE ,,,,,,,, but fr thats so wholesome and i feel so honored i get to read this FOR FREE. it’s just soooo *insert that aww-ing emoji the one w big eyes* . i love them so much im willing to risk it ALL. theyre so so so so amazing. YOURE AMAZING. i LOVE IT.
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mtmte liveblog issue 18
lets goooo
I love the ‘no guns no swords no briefcases’ sign sm
NEVER over the ‘my first blaster(tm): big grip for little hands’ fucking iconic
‘get the hell out of my bar’ swerve lmao ily
so now we continue on with the remain in light arc, this issue subtitled ‘house of ambus,’ which is a dopeass name and also promises some ambus lore, which is exciting
first aid holding his gun sideways like a gangsta lmao I canttt
forgot there's literally a guy named dipstick LMAOOOOO that's funny on so many levels like...it sounds like dipshit, and also a urine dipstick is a urine test used to detect various stuff so that's the first thing I think of...what a name
‘put two and two together and make it a fist’ skids ily sm
pharma is in full-on dr thot mode over here, oh boy
lockdown looks like such a nerd on his edgy decepticon hoverboard
the fact that cyclonus immediately goes along w/whirls suggestion to disobey rodimus and attack the enemy....both of them are icons
OOOH ALL THE TITANS...that's such a good panel
ok but I cant get over how lowkey funny it is that there's this battle going on rn where most of the participants can turn into various vehicles, but they're all riding around on dorky air scooters instead. this series, man
well, at least chromedome transformed
I fucking love that rodimus is always doing this like, ridiculous 80s action movie nonsense, I feel like that's perfect considering his g1 debut was in a ridiculous 80s action movie
poor tg just found out he’s gonna die in like 3 days and then rodimus immediately is like ‘wanna make that today?’ and does some crazy shit while tg clings to him like a terrified baby
rodimus mid-car transformation is fucking wild lmao
and now we finally get to see a bit more of what’s going on with our framing device flash-forward - it’s not just rodimus, everyone’s there! except ratchet...also, they’re in jail. woohoo!
and then there’s magnus, looking completely healthy but strangely unresponsive...
TYREST....this motherfucker....he is like, SO MUCH. the cape...the helmet crown thing...the holes....
tyrest told rodimus to ‘shut up or be held in contempt’ ayyyyyyyyyyyy
‘crimes against creation’ that's pretty dramatic dude
Let The Robots Swear!!
ok but rlly I find it funny that they're not allowed to say swear words (I'm assuming its not allowed rather than it being a creative choice) but all the death and violence and body horror is ok
chromedome is sitting there like oh holy shit did I find my now-dead husbands missing 1st husband after millions of years, like a WEEK after my husband died
chromedome mimicking the moustache with his finger...cute
its interesting to see a ‘sibling’ type of relationship here, since that's really uncommon for tfs since they don't really have families/lineage - of course, we don't really get to see dominus and minimus interact (until the FU), so
minimus really tried to pass himself off as a law-breaking smuggler lmaoooo that was never gonna work mdude
like he just continues acting exactly like ultra magnus except he pretends not to know these guys lol
‘forceful expressions of innocence’ tailgate ily
poor tg :(
OH GOD pharma time. he’s out here looking totally unhinged and also thotty somehow, like usual
I SO subscribe to the idea that ratchet and pharma are exes are pharma still isn't over ratchet. that's the most entertaining and interesting way to read their interactions imo
dual chainsaw hands.....Bruh.
skiiiiiiiiiiiids....I love skids, he’s just such a good dude
also he’s really cool and also sexy. I feel like if anyone would be the mary sue of the series it would be skids rather than rung lmao
oh shit I forgot skids gets skewered by star saber
aaaaaand ratchet’s in the box!!!! jesus pharma just say you kin the joker and go
HOW is ratchet alive tho like....wouldn't he need energon?? isn't energon basically blood for them, but also food, and fuel, and basically everything? I don't get it but yknow what, ill suspend my disbelief bc its so entertaining
see, the little backstory on tyrest is really interesting, cause it seems to me that at one point, tyrest did have the best interests of the cybertronian people in mind, and he really did stand for true justice and tried to end the war peacefully - but somewhere along the way things went bad, and now here he is
oh rung, scolding somebody for revealing top secret information, that’s rich coming from mr hipaa violations himself
lmao and minimus cant restrain himself from scolding rodimus either, and then very obviously fishing for information so he can ask questions without it being clear that he already knew all about the lost light
vhbjahdbhjhdf im NEVER over rung passive-aggressively antagonizing minimus so he can accuse him of being ultra magnus hvbhjkdnfssfhsabjhdfk that's so funny
also its another example of rung maybe not being the best at his job - he’s basically manipulating magnus’s OCD to try to force minimus into revealing his identity...ethical? perhaps not. effective? oh yeah
I mean I guess you could say this is an example of rung being really good at his job, bc he was able to use psychology to deduce minimus’s identity...it’s more like he also decided to disregard medical ethics and ethics in general
and then the reveal....ultra magnus is actually a much smaller green dude?! whaaaat!?
ill talk more about it later but fr this is one of my favorite concepts that mtmte introduced, I fucking love it
ahhhh I love this issue. tho tbh I love basically every issue. anyways tho I love the continuation of ratchet and pharma’s story, with pharma officially going off the rails with some complete bullshit, and also the big reveal about magnus/minimus! great stuff
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we’ll reach the end together
91line-centric, woohyun/sunggyu, sungyeol/myungsoo, howon/sungjong ; 5.5k
17:29 nam woohyun: sup
17:30 lee howon: lolol hi
17:30 lee sungyeol: lol u guys r so stupid
17:30 nam woohyun: says the idiot who got a 68 on korean
17:30 nam woohyun: are u even korean?
17:30 lee howon: lmaooooo nice one
17:31 lee sungyeol: omg shut up ssaem likes me
17:31 lee sungyeol: more than she likes u
17:31 lee howon: yeah well too bad
17:31 lee howon: ssaem isnt coming to high school with us next yrrr
17:31 nam woohyun: loooooooool
17:31 nam woohyun: can we come over today
17:32 lee sungyeol: idk
17:32 lee sungyeol: lemme see if my dumb brothers home
17:32 lee sungyeol: his dumb friend might be here too
17:32 lee sungyeol: oh yeah they r
17:32 lee sungyeol: :( sorry
17:33 lee howon: can we still come over
17:33 lee howon: ur house is the biggest
17:34 nam woohyun: yeah i like ur house the most
17:34 nam woohyun: pls can we come over
17:34 lee sungyeol: ughghhhhh fine
17:34 lee sungyeol: but not for long i think my bros friend is sleeping
17:34 lee sungyeol: so dont be too loud
17:35 nam woohyun: lmao ok what are u his boyfriend???
17:35 nam woohyun: kissy kissy
17:35 lee sungyeol: ew stop theyre like babies
17:40 lee howon: lololol ok we’re here
17:40 nam woohyun: open up
20:09 woohyun: lmao howonie u DOG
20:11 sungyeol: what happened
20:11 woohyun: u wanna tell him or should i
20:11 woohyun: i saw him making out with hyojin-noona after school
20:11 sungyeol: DUDE
20:11 sungyeol: HOWWOOONNN
20:12 howon: -___-
20:12 howon: woohyun u fucking voyeur
20:12 woohyun: it’s not called voyeurism if literally everyone saw
20:13 sungyeol: do u have pics??
20:13 sungyeol: lol
20:14 woohyun: Image sent.
20:14 woohyun: Image sent.
20:14 woohyun: Image sent.
20:15 sungyeol: oh damn
20:15 sungyeol: you went IN
20:15 sungyeol: ooooh howonie
20:15 sungyeol: oooooooooooh
20:16 howon: i hope you die
20:16 howon: i hope i die
20:16 howon: i never want to see u ever again
20:17 howon: ever
20:17 woohyun: what about hyojin-noona
20:17 woohyun: u wanna see her again?
20:17 woohyun: ;)
20:18 howon: fuck off man
20:18 howon: hate you
20:18 woohyun: ilu too
12:36 sungyeolie: omgomgomogmogmgomg
12:36 sungyeolie: woohyun come here
12:36 sungyeolie: we have juicy gossip
12:36 woohyunie: wait i cant :( im stuck in meeting
12:37 woohyunie: tell me anyway??
12:37 sungyeolie: sigh ur such a goody two shoes
12:37 sungyeolie: howonie lost his virginity
12:37 sungyeolie: HAHAHAHAH
12:37 sungyeolie: our baby is grown up
12:37 sungyeolie: our little baby
12:38 woohyunie: omg what the FUCK
12:38 woohyunie: why do i have meeting omg
12:38 woohyunie: who was it
12:38 woohyunie: when
12:38 woohyunie: where
12:38 woohyunie: how
12:38 woohyunie: most importantly
12:38 woohyunie: WHY
12:39 sungyeolie: who knows
12:39 sungyeolie: she mustve been desperate as hell
12:39 sungyeolie: our little sweet potato
12:39 sungyeolie: goguma
12:39 sungyeolie: he lost his everything before we did
12:39 sungyeolie: we are so good
12:39 sungyeolie: waiting until marriage
12:40 woohyunie: speak for urself
12:40 woohyunie: im waiting for sunggyu-hyung to notice me
12:41 sungyeolie: lol gross
12:41 woohyunie: ur the one who wants to fuck a middle schooler
12:41 sungyeolie: omg i do NOT want to fuck a middle schooler
12:41 sungyeolie: imma sue ur ass for libel and slander and defamation
12:41 woohyunie: wow such big words sungyeol
12:41 woohyunie: now can u use them in a sentence?
12:42 sungyeolie: fuck u lol
12:55 howonie: i literally hate you all so much
15:38 goguma: uh what the fuck
15:38 goguma: change it back
15:39 sungyeolie: no u lost lol
15:39 sungyeolie: keep it for a week potato
15:41 goguma: omg the terms were just 50000 won
15:41 goguma: not this
15:41 woohyunie: wtf ur more worried about ur chat name
15:41 woohyunie: than u are about actual money????
15:41 woohyunie: whats wrong w u
15:42 goguma: fck off
15:42 woohyunie: anyway now that i know sunggyu-hyung is experienced
15:43 sungyeolie: lmao what makes u think hes gonna like u
15:43 sungyeolie: like literally if hes fucked everyone important here
15:43 sungyeolie: why u
15:44 woohyunie: bc im smarter than him and it pisses him off
15:44 woohyunie: :3
15:44 sungyeolie: u have the strangest kinks
15:44 sungyeolie: ever
15:45 goguma: -___-
15:45 goguma: woohyun has a problem i thought we alr established this
15:46 woohyunie: nuh UH
15:46 goguma: yeah u do
15:46 woohyunie: if my problem is loving sunggyu-hyung
15:46 woohyunie: then i don’t want to not have any problems
15:47 sungyeolie: barffffffff
17:32 dead because sunggyu killed him: i did it
17:32 dead because sunggyu killed him: i asked him out
17:33 dead because sunggyu killed him: and myungsoo said yes
17:33 dead because sunggyu killed him: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
17:33 howonie: are u sure he just doesnt have a hearing problem
17:33 howonie: or like a comprehension problem
17:33 howonie: bc i feel like he might
17:33 howonie: to go out with someone like u
17:34 dead because sunggyu killed him: also just fyi woohyun
17:34 dead because sunggyu killed him: sunggyu didn’t even kill me
17:34 dead because sunggyu killed him: so theres no need for this name
17:34 dead because sunggyu killed him: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
17:34 dead because sunggyu killed him: sucks to suck loser
17:35 dead because sunggyu kissed him: whatever
17:35 dead because sunggyu kissed him: im the one hes kissing sooo
17:35 dead because sunggyu kissed him: idc!!!!!!
17:35 dead because sunggyu kissed him: sunggyu-hyung is smarter
17:35 dead because sunggyu kissed him: anyway
17:35 dead because sunggyu kissed him: and cuter
17:36 dead because sunggyu killed him: omfg literally do u wanna fight
17:36 dead because sunggyu killed him: bc we will go
17:36 dead because sunggyu killed him: nam woohyun
17:36 dead because sunggyu killed him: fight me
17:37 howonie: u guys r so fucking stupid
17:37 howonie: why am i even here
17:37 howonie: ugh
17:39 dead because sunggyu killed him: bc u looooove us
17:39 dead because sunggyu kissed him: smoochy smoochy
20:18 a fucking cradle robber: is no one gonna ask me how my date went
20:18 a fucking cradle robber: bc it went amazingly
20:18 a fucking cradle robber: sungjong is so cute
20:18 a fucking cradle robber: and so nice
20:18 a fucking cradle robber: and his hands are soft
20:18 a fucking cradle robber: and his lips?
20:18 a fucking cradle robber: even softer
20:19 currently dating the cutest person ever: i didnt need to know that
20:19 currently dating the cutest person ever: about my own brother
20:19 currently dating the cutest person ever: literally disgusting
20:21 currently dating the cutest hamster ever: im not even involved
20:21 currently dating the cutest hamster ever: and thats disgusting
20:21 currently dating the cutest hamster ever: what kinda third year
20:21 currently dating the cutest hamster ever: dates first years anyway
20:22 currently dating the cutest person ever: ……
20:22 currently dating the cutest person ever: does the name
20:22 currently dating the cutest person ever: kim sunggyu
20:22 currently dating the cutest person ever: ring any bells
20:22 currently dating the cutest person ever: ??????
20:23 currently dating the cutest hamster ever: he doesnt count
20:23 currently dating the cutest hamster ever: its PURE
20:23 currently dating the cutest hamster ever: the purest love ever
20:24 a fucking cradle robber: ewwww my god why
20:24 a fucking cradle robber: what did i ever do
20:24 a fucking cradle robber: to deserve this…….
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: you
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: robbed
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: my
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: baby
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: brother’s
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: cradle
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: you
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: deserve
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: to
20:25 currently dating the cutest person ever: die
20:27 a fucking cradle robber: :(
02:38 i love kim sunggyu: i am so scared lol
02:38 i love kim sunggyu: sunggyu-hyung’s housemates
02:38 i love kim sunggyu: are so scary
02:38 i love kim sunggyu: omfg
02:38 i love kim sunggyu: i swear they both want me dead
02:38 i love kim sunggyu: ahhhHH
02:38 i love kim sunggyu: if my pretty face ends up on the news
02:38 i love kim sunggyu: tell them i was a good person
02:45 i love kim myungsoo more: nah
02:45 i love kim myungsoo more: you can just rot
02:45 i love kim myungsoo more: and your reputation can rot too
02:45 i love kim myungsoo more: srsly
02:45 i love kim myungsoo more: cant believe u literally
02:45 i love kim myungsoo more: went allllllll the way
02:46 i love kim myungsoo more: to fuckin gwanak
02:46 i love kim myungsoo more: just to bone someone
02:47 i love kim sunggyu most: wait omg
02:47 i love kim sunggyu most: lol apparently
02:47 i love kim sunggyu most: he didnt even know im an alpha
02:47 i love kim sunggyu most: like
02:48 i love kim myungsoo mostest: wait what lmao??
02:48 i love kim myungsoo mostest: how tf does that happen
02:48 i love kim sunggyu most: like i mean we fucked right
02:48 i love kim sunggyu most: oh i guess u wouldnt know
02:48 i love kim sunggyu most: our poor sweet resident virgin
02:48 i love kim sunggyu most: anyway we fucked
02:48 i love kim sunggyu most: and obv my knot popped in him
02:48 i love kim sunggyu most: and i was like oops
02:49 i love kim sunggyu most: and he was like WTF
02:49 i love kim sunggyu most: and i was like WTF?
02:49 i love kim sunggyu most: because he was like WTF
02:50 i love kim sunggyu most: and like
02:50 i love kim sunggyu most: i guess he just thought i was a beta or smth
02:50 i love kim sunggyu most: lol like u
02:50 i love kim sunggyu most: but ye lol
02:50 i love kim sunggyu most: its been cleared up
02:50 i love kim sunggyu most: and hes sleeping next to me rn
02:50 i love kim sunggyu most: so cute <3
02:52 i love kim myungsoo mostest: wow that was actually disg
02:52 i love kim myungsoo mostest: from start
02:52 i love kim myungsoo mostest: to finish
02:52 i love kim myungsoo mostest: eugh i need a shower
02:53 i love kim sunggyu mosterest: love u too
02:53 i love kim sunggyu mosterest: lmao
02:53 i love kim sunggyu mosterest: <3
22:15 namu-ssaem: omg how did it go
22:16 bora-ssaem: details plz
23:10 dooly-haksaeng: okay
23:10 dooly-haksaeng: it was
23:10 dooly-haksaeng: really
23:10 dooly-haksaeng: really really
23:10 dooly-haksaeng: really really really
23:10 dooly-haksaeng: fucking good
23:11 dooly-haksaeng: and thats all i’ll say :)
23:16 namu-ssaem: awwww omg
23:16 namu-ssaem: we r gonna get details u know
23:16 namu-ssaem: one way or another
23:16 dooly-haksaeng: lol nah
23:16 dooly-haksaeng: never
23:18 namu-ssaem: but we’re ur teachers
23:19 dooly-haksaeng: and hes my bf so no :)
23:20 namu-ssaem: wow that was
23:20 namu-ssaem: actually
23:20 namu-ssaem: inspiring
23:20 namu-ssaem: i almost shed a tear
23:20 namu-ssaem: howonie?
22:26 bora-ssaem: me too
22:26 bora-ssaem: out of how sad he is
22:26 bora-ssaem: jk it was cute
22:26 bora-ssaem: ur cute yeolah
22:26 bora-ssaem: looooooool
23:29 dooly-haksaeng: thanks tho
23:29 dooly-haksaeng: u guys rly came through
23:29 dooly-haksaeng: u helped a lot
23:29 dooly-haksaeng: thanks <3
23:30 namu-ssaem: SCREENSHOT THIS
23:30 namu-ssaem: SAVE IT FOREVER
23:30 namu-ssaem: ON EVERY PLATFORM
23:31 bora-ssaem: DONE
23:34 dooly-haksaeng: ㅗㅗ
16:24 namunamunamu: lmao sooo uh
16:24 namunamunamu: is anyone gonna talk abt
16:24 namunamunamu: the proverbial
16:24 namunamunamu: elephant in the room
16:24 namunamunamu: ???????????
16:25 namunamunamu: lee howon
16:25 namunamunamu: i found a fuckin red tie
16:25 namunamunamu: on the dance prac room floor
16:25 namunamunamu: u and i both kno
16:25 namunamunamu: what year wears the red ones
16:26 namunamunamu: if i texted a certain
16:26 namunamunamu: idk
16:26 namunamunamu: lee sungjong
16:26 namunamunamu: would he be missing a tie??????
16:27 namunamunamu: omfg u know hes a good catholic boy
16:27 namunamunamu: u know that right
16:27 namunamunamu: omg answer me
16:27 namunamunamu: i hate being ignored
16:30 hoyahoyahoya: omfg its just some rando first years
16:30 hoyahoyahoya: sungjong alr went on his youth field trip
16:30 hoyahoyahoya: calm ur tits
16:30 hoyahoyahoya: srsly
16:30 hoyahoyahoya: i kno hes a good catholic boy
16:30 hoyahoyahoya: :)
16:32 yeolieyeolieyeolie: …
16:32 yeolieyeolieyeolie: ……..
16:32 yeolieyeolieyeolie: …………….
16:32 yeolieyeolieyeolie: ……………………..
16:32 yeolieyeolieyeolie: ……………………………..
16:32 yeolieyeolieyeolie: …………………………………….
16:32 yeolieyeolieyeolie: listen up
16:33 yeolieyeolieyeolie: listen up reeeaaaaal fukin close
16:33 yeolieyeolieyeolie: if i ever hear u
16:33 yeolieyeolieyeolie: or see u
16:33 yeolieyeolieyeolie: or even feel u
16:33 yeolieyeolieyeolie: thinkin ANYTHING
16:33 yeolieyeolieyeolie: about how
16:33 yeolieyeolieyeolie: hes gonna
16:33 yeolieyeolieyeolie: be good on his knees
16:34 yeolieyeolieyeolie: as a good catholic boy
16:34 yeolieyeolieyeolie: imma rip ur balls from u so hard
16:34 yeolieyeolieyeolie: ur fucking grandpa is gonna feel it
16:34 yeolieyeolieyeolie: k?
16:36 hoyahoyahoya: i wasnt thinkin that before
16:36 hoyahoyahoya: but thx fr the image :)
16:37 yeolieyeolieyeolie: DIE OMFG
19:43 day 18 of where is sungyeol: yeol
19:43 day 18 of where is sungyeol: wanna come to movie with us?
19:43 day 18 of where is sungyeol: the four of us r havin a double date
19:43 day 18 of where is sungyeol: :))))))))
19:45 i havent seen u guys in days: nah
19:45 i havent seen u guys in days: im good
19:45 i havent seen u guys in days: thx tho
19:45 i havent seen u guys in days: sry
19:48 sometimes we can hear his voice: wait dude
19:48 sometimes we can hear his voice: srsly whats up
19:48 sometimes we can hear his voice: u havent been coming to anything
19:48 sometimes we can hear his voice: is smth wrong?
19:48 sometimes we can hear his voice: u can tell us
19:49 i havent seen u guys in days: guys omg
19:49 i havent seen u guys in days: im srsly fine
19:49 i havent seen u guys in days: lol thx for worrying
19:49 i havent seen u guys in days: sry my job starts now
19:49 i havent seen u guys in days: gtg
19:52 sometimes we can hear his voice: wait i thought u dont work
19:52 sometimes we can hear his voice: like on weekdays
19:52 sometimes we can hear his voice: ???
19:52 sometimes we can hear his voice: i thought this was a parttime
19:52 sometimes we can hear his voice: why r u in so often
19:52 sometimes we can hear his voice: yeolie??
19:54 day 18 of where is sungyeol: who knows
19:54 day 18 of where is sungyeol: lol
19:54 day 18 of where is sungyeol: maybe he loves waiting tables
19:54 day 18 of where is sungyeol: ok it starts in like 6 mins lets go lol
21:45 second place: that was cute man
21:45 second place: like
21:45 second place: super cute
21:47 first place: aw thanks
21:47 first place: :)
21:48 third place: why am i third place
21:48 third place: why
21:50 second place: bc u didnt get ur bf a 200000 won camera
21:50 first place: bc ur a cradle robber
21:50 first place: oh that too
21:52 third place: :(
00:21 woohyun: sungyeol
00:21 woohyun: dude
00:21 woohyun: if you ever
00:21 woohyun: need to talk
00:21 woohyun: we’re here ok?
00:24 howon: dont keep it in
00:24 howon: just tell us whats wrong
00:24 howon: please
00:30 sungyeol: im fine u guys :)
00:30 sungyeol: rly i am
00:30 sungyeol: thx for asking
00:32 woohyun: :(
00:32 woohyun: im sorry
00:33 sungyeol: lol u dont have anything to be sorry for
00:33 sungyeol: its fine
15:23 seoul national university: omg !!!!
15:23 seoul national university: we’re all going to college!!!!
15:23 seoul national university: you guys!!!!!!!!!!!
15:23 seoul national university: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:25 hongik university: YAAA
15:26 sungkyunkwan university: ahahhahaha
15:26 sungkyunkwan university: yoooo
15:26 sungkyunkwan university: yeol
15:26 sungkyunkwan university: ur in hongdae
15:26 sungkyunkwan university: but dont party too much lol okk
15:27 hongik university: lol
15:27 hongik university: dw i wont
15:38 business school fucker: dude i havent talked to u guys in ages
15:38 business school fucker: miss ya
15:38 business school fucker: :(
16:02 engineering school fucker: i miss ur ugly face
16:02 engineering school fucker: but dont tell anyone
16:02 engineering school fucker: just got outta class
16:02 engineering school fucker: fuck
16:02 engineering school fucker: i hate physics
16:08 business school fucker: yeolie u alive?
16:08 business school fucker: we comin down to hongdae tonight
16:08 business school fucker: we gon party
16:08 business school fucker: its friday night
16:28 business school fucker: yeolie?????
16:32 engineering school fucker: lemme try
16:32 engineering school fucker: sungjong looks good on his knees
16:48 engineering school fucker: holy shit no response
16:52 business school fucker: shit man
16:52 business school fucker: somethings up
16:52 business school fucker: we gotta
16:52 business school fucker: stage a rescue mission
04:23 woohyun loves sunggyu: lmao i cant believe
04:23 woohyun loves sunggyu: he punched u in the face
04:23 woohyun loves sunggyu: lmaaaaoooooooo
04:23 woohyun loves sunggyu: i love it
04:36 howon loves sungjong: i cant believe he had that strength in him
04:36 howon loves sungjong: like
04:36 howon loves sungjong: physically
04:36 howon loves sungjong: AND
04:36 howon loves sungjong: mentally
04:36 howon loves sungjong: kim myungsoo u go
04:36 howon loves sungjong: u go boy
04:50 sungyeol loves myungsoo: lol fuck off
04:50 sungyeol loves myungsoo: my face rly hurts
04:50 sungyeol loves myungsoo: so much lool
04:53 woohyun loves sunggyu: at least u got ur bae back
04:53 woohyun loves sunggyu: we told u it was stupid
04:53 woohyun loves sunggyu: bc myungsoo doesnt care abt like
04:53 woohyun loves sunggyu: things like that
04:53 woohyun loves sunggyu: srsly
04:53 woohyun loves sunggyu: hes not that kinda person
04:56 howon loves sungjong: dude u shoulda told us before tho
04:56 howon loves sungjong: :(
05:00 sungyeol loves myungsoo: its fineee
05:00 sungyeol loves myungsoo: all in the past ok
05:00 sungyeol loves myungsoo: thx guys
05:00 sungyeol loves myungsoo: for being here n shit
05:00 sungyeol loves myungsoo: <3
05:03 woohyun loves sunggyu: <3
05:06 howon loves sungjong: <3
15:00 sungyeol loves myungsoo: uhhhh dude u know
15:00 sungyeol loves myungsoo: sungjongs going away
15:00 sungyeol loves myungsoo: for a semester right
15:00 sungyeol loves myungsoo: hes going abroad?
15:02 howon loves sungjong: yeah i know
15:02 howon loves sungjong: why
15:04 sungyeol loves myungsoo: ok just wondering
15:04 sungyeol loves myungsoo: dont keep ur thoughts to urself k..
15:04 sungyeol loves myungsoo: we all know how badly that turned out
15:04 sungyeol loves myungsoo: last time lol
15:07 woohyun loves sunggyu: :( howonie
15:07 woohyun loves sunggyu: its ok u guys can still like skype sex
15:07 woohyun loves sunggyu: or whatever
15:08 sungyeol loves myungsoo: OMG DIE
14:19 what the fuck?: um nam woohyun
14:19 what the fuck?: what the fuck man
14:19 what the fuck?: dude
14:19 what the fuck?: u cant go upstaging us
14:19 what the fuck?: and proposing like that
14:19 what the fuck?: omfggggggggggggggggggggg
14:23 what the fuck woohyun: yeah seriously omfg
14:23 what the fuck woohyun: hate u so much
14:23 what the fuck woohyun: god
14:25 i won: heheheh
14:25 i won: they hate me
14:25 i won: cuz they aint me
14:25 i won: suck on it bitches
14:25 i won: im a married man
14:26 what the fuck?: ur engaged
14:26 i won: technicalities schmechnicalities
14:26 i won: one day lee sungyeol
14:26 i won: u too
14:26 i won: will understand
14:26 i won: the days of being married to a kim omega
14:27 i won: they were the best of times
14:27 i won: they were the worst of times
14:28 what the fuck?: im telling him u said that lol
14:28 i won: NO
19:30 I WON: GUESS WHO’S PREGNANT
19:34 WHAT THE FUCK?: OMFG
19:35 WHAT THE FUCK WOOHYUN: YOU DID NOT
19:36 I WON: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
19:36 I WON: I WIN
19:36 I WON: YOU LOSE
19:36 I WON: MY BABY IS GONNA BE
19:36 I WON: THE CUTEST FUCKING BABY IN THE ENTIRE
19:36 I WON: GODDAMN
19:36 I WON: UNIVERSE
19:36 I WON: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
19:37 WHAT THE FUCK?: i hope sunggyu-hyung kills u
19:37 I WON: dw he already tried lol
19:37 I WON: but i escaped
19:37 I WON: with my manly reflexes
19:37 I WON: hauhauhauhauhahehauhae
19:38 WHAT THE FUCK WOOHYUN: oh my god….
10:38 dooly is designing a house: hey
10:38 dooly is designing a house: do u wanna be there
10:38 dooly is designing a house: when i ask myungsoo
10:38 dooly is designing a house: to take pics
10:38 dooly is designing a house: ?
10:39 im a married man now: wait u wanna ask myungsoo
10:39 im a married man now: to take pics for you?
10:41 my boyfriend’s job hates me: no you dumbfuck
10:41 my boyfriend’s job hates me: hes going to ask
10:41 my boyfriend’s job hates me: myungsoo to MARRY HIM
10:41 my boyfriend’s job hates me: and he wants us to take pics
10:41 my boyfriend’s job hates me: omfg ur so stupid
10:42 im a married man now: ohhhhhhhh
10:42 im a married man now: why didnt u just say so
18:29 sadface: yo can one of u drive me to the airport
18:29 sadface: i have a flight to catch
18:29 sadface: to paris :)
18:31 THREE WEEKS LEFT: shit man
18:31 THREE WEEKS LEFT: i would
18:31 THREE WEEKS LEFT: but i gotta take sunggyu-hyung to the obgyn
18:31 THREE WEEKS LEFT: later
18:31 THREE WEEKS LEFT: :(
18:32 sadface: wait so late?
18:32 sadface: is everything ok
18:32 sadface: with the kids
18:33 THREE WEEKS LEFT: yah they wanna just keep him there
18:33 THREE WEEKS LEFT: for observation
18:33 THREE WEEKS LEFT: n shit
18:33 THREE WEEKS LEFT: idk
18:35 JUST MOVED IN: yo i can
18:35 JUST MOVED IN: when should i pick u up?
18:35 sadface: i knew u loved me
18:35 sadface: thx dude
18:35 sadface: like maybe in 30 mins or so?
18:37 JUST MOVED IN: k sounds gud
20:39 IM A DAD: BITCHES
20:39 IM A DAD: Image sent.
20:39 IM A DAD: COME QUICK
20:39 IM A DAD: PLSSSSSSSSSS
20:39 IM A DAD: THEYRE SO CUTE
20:41 IM AN UNCLE: DUMBFUCK
20:41 IM AN UNCLE: MYUNGSOO AND I ARE ALR HERE
20:41 IM AN UNCLE: WE’VE BEEN HERE FOREVER
20:42 IM A DAD: I KNOW BUT HOWONIE ISNT
20:42 IM A DAD: BITCH COME ON
20:42 IM A DAD: GET UR ASS HERE
20:43 IM ALSO AN UNCLE I GUESS: FUCK U MAN
20:43 IM ALSO AN UNCLE I GUESS: TRAFFIC FROM AIRPORT
20:43 IM ALSO AN UNCLE I GUESS: SO GODDAMN CLOGGED
20:43 IM ALSO AN UNCLE I GUESS: OMFG
20:43 IM ALSO AN UNCLE I GUESS: THEY HAVE NO EYES LOL
20:43 IM ALSO AN UNCLE I GUESS: HANG ON
20:44 IM ALSO AN UNCLE I GUESS: LEMME LET SUNGJONG TEXT
20:44 IM ALSO AN UNCLE I GUESS: theyre cute!!! :)
20:45 IM A DAD: THANKS SUNGJONGIE
20:45 IM A DAD: CANT FEEL MY HANDS ANYMORE
20:45 IM A DAD: BUT IT WAS WORTH IT
20:45 IM A DAD: SO FUCKIN WORTH IT
09:32 may or may not be a dad soon: so uh
09:32 may or may not be a dad soon: sungyeolie
09:32 may or may not be a dad soon: :)
09:32 may or may not be a dad soon: did your brother text u?
09:32 may or may not be a dad soon: :)?
09:34 zookeeper: uh hang on
09:34 zookeeper: wait
09:34 zookeeper: whys ur name…
09:34 zookeeper: LEE HOWON
09:34 zookeeper: ILL KILL U
09:34 zookeeper: OMFG
09:35 zookeeper: ILL RIP UR FUCKING KNOT OFF
09:35 zookeeper: I SWEAR TO GOD
09:36 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: LMAOOOOOOO
09:36 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: AYYYYYY
09:36 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: CONGRATS HOE
09:36 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: KNEW U ALWAYS HAD IT IN U
09:36 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: MY MAN
09:38 zookeeper: ill kill u so dead
01:02 daewon’s appa: :)
01:02 daewon’s appa: Image sent.
01:02 daewon’s appa: :)))))))
01:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: omg
01:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WE’LL VISIT
01:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: IN THE MORNING
01:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: also how does sungjong
01:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: like
01:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: how does he look so damn good lol
01:05 zookeeper: bc my baby always looks good
01:05 zookeeper: :)
01:05 zookeeper: lee family genes ya kno
01:06 daewon’s appa: oh my god
01:06 daewon’s appa: get out
01:06 daewon’s appa: but ur right lol
15:38 junki’s appa: Image sent.
15:56 daewon’s appa: WAIT
15:56 daewon’s appa: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
15:56 daewon’s appa: WAIT??????
15:56 daewon’s appa: WHAT?????????????
15:56 daewon’s appa: THE FUCK???????????????????
16:02 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
16:02 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHERE THIS
16:02 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHERE
16:02 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: HOW
16:02 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHAT
16:02 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHEN
16:02 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHY
16:02 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHERE???? BABY
16:02 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: ITS SO FUCKING CUTE?
16:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: OMG WHO IS JUNKI
16:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: OMG IS THAT THE BABY
16:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK
16:06 daewon’s appa: WAIT I SAW MYUNGSOO LITERALLY
16:06 daewon’s appa: LIKE
16:06 daewon’s appa: JUST
16:06 daewon’s appa: TWO DAYS AGO
16:06 daewon’s appa: AND HE WASNT PREGNANT
16:06 daewon’s appa: WAIT WTF??????????????
16:07 daewon’s appa: FUCKING REPLY OMG
16:07 daewon’s appa: I SHOWED SUNGJONG
16:07 daewon’s appa: AND HES GONNA KILL ME
16:07 daewon’s appa: IF YOU DONT REPLY BACK
16:07 daewon’s appa: SO PLEASE
16:07 daewon’s appa: REPLY
16:09 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: YEAH
16:09 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: SUNGGYU IS LITERALLY
16:09 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: LIKE
16:09 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: THIS CLOSE
16:09 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: TO MURDERING ME
16:09 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: AND IM NOT EVEN RELATED TO THIS
16:09 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: OH MY GOD LEE SUNGYEOL
16:09 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHAT THE FUCK
16:10 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHAT THE FUCK????
16:10 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHAT KINDA SECRETS
16:10 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: DO YOU HAVE
16:10 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: OMFG
16:10 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: OMFGGGGGG
16:10 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: REPLY BITCH
16:10 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: REPLY
16:27 daewon’s appa: open your fucking door
16:27 daewon’s appa: we aint playin
16:27 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: ill call ur property manager
16:27 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: swear to god
16:27 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: are u sleeping
16:27 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: we comin in
13:37 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: yo i heard
13:37 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: abt sungjong’s move
13:37 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: good for u guys
13:37 daewon’s appa: yeah its been a long time coming
13:37 daewon’s appa: imo
13:38 junki’s appa: :(
13:38 junki’s appa: im happy for u guys
13:38 junki’s appa: at least until things settle
13:38 junki’s appa: hopefully he stays
13:39 daewon’s appa: you know what
13:39 daewon’s appa: i really hope so too
05:23 daewon and haewon’s appa: surprise bitches
05:23 daewon and haewon’s appa: Image sent.
05:23 daewon and haewon’s appa: lmao
06:10 junki’s appa: your baby picked
06:10 junki’s appa: literally the most inconvenient time
06:10 junki’s appa: to come out
06:10 junki’s appa: like what the fuck
06:11 junki’s appa: lmao dude……
06:11 junki’s appa: ur kids….
06:11 junki’s appa: r less than a year apart...
06:12 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: i havent slept in four years kill me
06:12 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: congrats on baby
06:12 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: wish it didnt have ur eyebrows
06:12 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: lol jk
06:12 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: u have cute eyebrows
06:12 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: lmao
06:13 daewon and haewon’s appa: lolol die
06:13 daewon and haewon’s appa: wish ur kids didnt have ur nose
06:13 daewon and haewon’s appa: surprised their noses
06:13 daewon and haewon’s appa: didnt break sunggyus water for him
06:13 daewon and haewon’s appa: lmao
06:14 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: i am proud of my nose
06:14 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: and i believe
06:14 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: that sunggyu is too
06:15 daewon and haewon’s appa: k keep telling urself that lolol
16:20 junki and jieun’s appa: Image sent.
16:25 daewon and haewon’s appa: OMG
16:25 daewon and haewon’s appa: DUDE
16:25 daewon and haewon’s appa: WHY DO U ALWAYS DO THIS
16:25 daewon and haewon’s appa: THERES ANOTHER ONE?
16:25 daewon and haewon’s appa: OMG
16:25 daewon and haewon’s appa: JEUN
16:26 daewon and haewon’s appa: JIEUN
16:26 daewon and haewon’s appa: ITS A GIRL
16:32 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: CAN U LITERALLY
16:32 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: CAN U STOP
16:32 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: DOING SHT LIKE THIS
16:32 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: OH MY GODDDDD
16:32 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: LEE FUKING SUNGYEOL
16:32 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHY ARE U LIKE THIS MAN
16:32 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: FUCKING HATE U
16:35 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: SUNGGYU JUST SAW
16:35 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: AND HE WAS LIKE
16:35 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: WHY DIDNT U GIVE ME ANY GIRLS
16:35 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: AND IM LIKE
16:35 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: ????
16:35 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: SORRY???????
16:36 daewon and haewon’s appa: OMFG SUNGJONG LITERALLY
16:36 daewon and haewon’s appa: HE DID THE SAME THING
16:36 daewon and haewon’s appa: LOL FUCK
16:36 daewon and haewon’s appa: SUNGYEOL WYD
16:36 daewon and haewon’s appa: OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY
16:36 daewon and haewon’s appa: shes so cute :(
16:36 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: i kno she cute :(
16:36 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: good thing she looks nothing
16:36 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: like sungyeol lol
16:40 junki and jieun’s appa: thx bitches
16:40 junki and jieun’s appa: be fucking jealous
16:40 junki and jieun’s appa: Image sent.
16:41 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: :(
16:42 daewon and haewon’s appa: :(
17:31 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: can we come over today
17:32 junki and jieun’s appa: uhhhh
17:32 junki and jieun’s appa: idk
17:32 junki and jieun’s appa: maybe not now?
17:32 junki and jieun’s appa: myungsoo and kids r sleeping
17:32 junki and jieun’s appa: and i dont wanna wake them
17:33 daewon and haewon’s appa: can we come over tho
17:33 daewon and haewon’s appa: ur house is nice
17:34 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: u have the biggest house
17:34 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: since u like
17:34 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: actually have a house
17:34 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: lol
17:34 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: cmonnn
17:35 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: just for a bit
17:35 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: pls
17:36 junki and jieun’s appa: sigh ok fine later tho
17:37 daewon and haewon’s appa: omg i just realized
17:37 daewon and haewon’s appa: arent we all like
17:37 daewon and haewon’s appa: brothers in law
17:37 daewon and haewon’s appa: ???????
17:38 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: oh SHIT
17:38 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: OMFG
17:38 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: ME AND SUNGYEOL
17:38 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: R CONNECTED
17:38 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: THRU MYUNGSOO
17:38 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: AND SUNGGYU
17:39 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: AND SUNGYEOL AND U
17:39 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: R CONNECTED
17:39 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: THROUGH SUNGJONG
17:39 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: OMG
17:40 junki and jieun’s appa: WE R ALL BROTHERS
17:41 daewon and haewon’s appa: new years money is gon be shit
17:41 daewon and haewon’s appa: like actually
17:41 daewon and haewon’s appa: rip savings
17:41 junki and jieun’s appa: remember to give my princess a lot :)
17:41 junki and jieun’s appa: :)
17:42 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: fuck u man
17:42 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: this cute tax
17:42 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: its prob unconstitutional
17:42 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: imma ask sunggyu later
17:42 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: u suk
17:43 junki and jieun’s appa: :))))))) not my fault my babies r the cutest
17:45 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: ur 10000% right
17:45 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: they arent cute bc of u
17:45 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: theyre cute bc of myungsoo
17:46 daewon and haewon’s appa: LMAO
17:46 daewon and haewon’s appa: SAVAGE
17:47 junki and jieun’s appa: i cant even argue
17:47 junki and jieun’s appa: bc ur right :(
19:02 daewon and haewon’s appa: ok lol
19:02 daewon and haewon’s appa: we’re all outside
19:03 hyunwoo and hyunsoo’s appa: open up
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babe i literally want 2 fight ur man [oh?? does that make me pathetic and obsessed to?? ITS A FUCKING JOKE GET OVER YOURSELF ANON SMFH acting like llowkeys is pathetic when she's not the one running around obsessing over someone one the internet and talking about them to everyone they can] but like......i swear he walks around w cotton in his mouth i cant understand anything he says AND WE LIVE IN THE SAME REGION OF GEORGIA/FLORIDA anyway i just wanted 2 whine about this to someone lmaooooo
Omg thank you but what??? 😂😂 who walks around with cotton in their mouth??
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