#Lucia is a little bean

[maysrinn]

The little ✨OPSIE DAISY✨

Meet ✨Lucia Honey Snow✨

Lucy Gray was 45 years old when she had Lucia. The arrival of Lucia, the little surprise bundle of joy, was not planned. However, Coriolanus was overjoyed upon hearing the news, despite having had a conversation with his wife five years ago where she rejected his proposal of having another fledgling. He took the news in stride, although he was a bit salty about it for a week.

No, Coriolanus didn’t „help“ after not getting his way, there was another banquet at the mansion and it ended with the two of them drunk after having to endure Livia for the whole night.

Lucia is the spitting Image of Coriolanus, leaving Lucy Gray no choice making the first few hours with her newborn daughter a joke session.

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Lucy Gray: 9 months; 16 hours at the age of 45 and this is what I get…look at her

Coriolanus: I think she looks beautiful

Lucy Gray: She looks like the result after I tell you to go ✨Fuck yourself✨

Coriolanus: Lucy Gray…

Lucy Gray: let me guess also some sky blue little… OHOOO! Called it

Coriolanus: Lucy Gray-

Lucy Gray: Yes, yes I got it… she's a sweet little bird

Coriolanus: Indeed

Lucy Gray: …Coriolanus

Coriolanus: Yes?

Lucy Gray: congratulations YOU are the mother!

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SHE LOVES HER DAUGHTER and gives her a second name the color Honey because of how sweet the little girl was and also because she didn’t know the color was called Gamboge

Coriolanus was indeed the one who named his daughter Lucia which sounded similar to Lucy

She's the only kid who's called full-time by both of her names, honey sounds like an affectionate nickname

…Unfortunately she doesn’t have any friends beside her sister, but that’s a story for another time

#tbosas #snowbaird #alternate universe #lucy gray baird #coriolanus snow #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #hunger games #im delulu #thg #Lucia is a little bean #looks like her daddy but surely comes after her momma #both a mommy and daddy girl #runs after Rosie most of the time who doesn’t have much time because of the Academy #spends rest the rest of the day waddling after momma #She is a little show-off

[birgittesilverbae]

Lilith slams her tray down on the table before sinking down on the bench across from Shannon. She makes a loud display of organising her cutlery until Shannon's headache has ratcheted up to near jackhammer levels.

Shannon tips her head just enough for her sunglasses to slip down her nose and levels a glare at Lilith that would have tended towards murderous if it didn't hurt to contort her face like that. "The fuck do you want?" she snaps, before shoving her sunglasses up on top of her head.

"What happened to you?" Lilith asks, the sound of her cutlery shuffling more muted now.

"Doesn't matter. What do you want?"

"Am I not allowed to sit here?"

Shannon leans forward and presses her face to the gloriously cool tabletop. Anything to stem the tides of pain that threaten to pull her under. "Yeah, but since it's you, you've definitely got an ulterior motive that I'm in no mood to try and tease out of you."

"Are you okay?"

"Lilith."

"It's just, you don't look all that well."

"I took a slapper off the dome. Sue me if–"

"You took a what off of your what?"

"I stopped a really hard shot with my head. So I'm not feeling the most generous right now. Spit it out or shove off."

"Do you need pain meds?"

"What I need is for you to fuck off. Which would happen so much faster if you'd just tell me what it is you want from me."

"Oh." Lilith pokes at her pasta. "Well…" She peers at Shannon again, brows furrowed. "Are you sure you should be out of bed?"

"Lilith." 

"Sorry." She reaches out and pats Shannon on the shoulder, the movement clearly unpracticed. Shannon has to fight so hard not to roll her eyes. "I just didn't feel like sitting with Beatrice today."

Shannon stifles a groan against the table, slaps about blindly for her milkshake cup so she can take an obnoxious slurp. Of fucking course. "Anything to do with her new lab partner?"

"I'm not sure what you mean."

Shannon presses the cup to the back of her neck, relaxes under the chill of the plastic. "Her, sitting there with Beatrice. You, over here looking like a kicked puppy. Beatrice, the saddest little bean. I'm not great at math, but I can still add two and two."

"Lucia's not just her lab partner."

"Mhmm." Shannon takes another sip of her drink. "Why d'you think that?"

"Beatrice is always hanging out with her and hugging her, and Beatrice hates public displays of affection."

Shannon briefly considers whether slamming her head against the table hard enough to concuss herself again will free her from this conversation, then discards the idea. Lilith would probably continue expounding on her so-called facts even as she dragged her to the nurse's office. Shannon had gotten herself into this by even allowing Lilith to engage with her. She was just gonna have to talk her way right back out of it. "How's that any different than what you and Beatrice do?"

Lilith stares at her, dumbfounded. 

"Do you two not always hang out and hug each other?"

"It's different."

"Mhmm." Shannon rolls her head around, breathes shallowly through a bout of nausea, then fixes her gaze on the table across the room. Beatrice's body language is guarded, her mouth downturned as she glances over towards Lilith every couple of seconds. Lucia has a hand on her shoulder, far more animated, but Shannon's never known the girl to be anything but animated and engaged with every person she speaks to. She's certain that if Lilith had sat there instead, Lucia would have been just as draped over her as well. "Why do you care so much?"

"I don't," Lilith replies, too quickly to be anything but an automatic response. 

"Yeah, okay." She lifts her hand, meaning to pull her sunglasses back down over her eyes – since when has the cafeteria been this fucking bright – but Lilith continues, and Shannon goes still.

"Fine. I worry about her, okay? You know she can latch onto people far too quickly. I mean, case in point." She gestures at Shannon.

"Everyone loves me," Shannon deadpans. "I'm a delight."

"I just don't want her to get hurt."

"Do you think avoiding her like this isn't gonna hurt her?" Lilith's mouth forms an 'o', and Shannon nods, puts her sunglasses back on, and stands. "Yeah. Go kiss and make up, Villaumbrosia," she says, and walks out of the cafeteria, leaving Lilith spluttering in her wake.

#fic: dads #myfic #mywn #beatrice x lilith #shannon my meatshield girl 😌

[kams-corner]

Ona Batlle Recommendations

[disclaimer: i did not write any of the stories in these masterlists, full credit goes to the respective authors]

Key: *fluff, **angst, ***smut

* | ** Silver - oneshot the defeat at the world cup crushes you but Ona's there to help pick up the pieces

* Derby Day - oneshot you and ona have a rule - no speaking to each other before derby day matches. she desperately wants to break that rule.

* Welcome to Manchester - oneshot Ona helps you to settle in when you join Manchester United and something starts to blossom.

* Golazo - oneshot Ona isn't one to score goals... until she does with you watching on the sidelines - inspired by THAT goal

* Mistletoe - oneshot You and Ona end up kissing under the mistletoe, thanks to Ella’s Christmas prank.

* The Future Is Ours - completed in which ona moves from manchester united back to fc barcelona and you two navigate the long distance Part 1 | Part 2

** Recovery - oneshot you've never been great at dealing with your emotions. what happens when it causes you to lash out at ona Trigger Warnings: Argument, depression, treatments

* | ** | *** shivers - oneshot ona feels like she isn’t enough for you because you have been saying no to sex a few times

* love me like you do - oneshot you and ona feel like ivana and the others are hiding something from you and the next day, you find out what

** "don't you dare walk away from this" - oneshot ona has been ignoring you and you have no idea why

* | ** here for you - oneshot all you want is to comfort ona after you and england win against her and spain

* game night - oneshot Manchester United got on the right food from the get-go, having brought in reinforcements, they were well covered on all lines. The Spanish links were strong, Y/N Y/L/N and Lucia Garcia had fun up front while Ona Batlle joined from time to time on the attack. For Halloween, Ella Toone decided that a good old Game Night was long overdue.

* what is red? - oneshot in which ona explains to her girlfriend what it means when manchester is red

* | ** you left - oneshot in which yours and ona's relationship was falling apart and felt too real

* it's only a matter of time - oneshot just fluff and your first kiss with ona

* number 17 - oneshot where you get a tattoo with a very special meaning

* all i need is you - oneshot essentially just clingy ona

* small comforts - oneshot where you comfort ona after the events of the reading v united game

* | ** home is where the heart is - oneshot your girlfriend is moving to england and therefore so are you Trigger Warnings: implications of homophobia and parental issues

* soft - oneshot for you, she's the softest little bean

* here for you always - oneshot your girlfriend tries her best to comfort you after you lose to wolfsburg in the uwcl quarterfinals

* | *** you didn't see anything! - oneshot you and ona get interrupted during some rather interesting activities, clueing your national team in on your relationship

* through the looking glass - oneshot different perspectives of you and ona’s relationship

* | ** kiss it away with me - oneshot you need ona and she needs you after you both suffer crushing disappointments

* | ** no more secrets - oneshot ona’s kept a rather big secret from you and when you find out, it fills you with uncertainty and nearly breaks you

* | *** tiktoks and a little bit of fun - oneshot your girlfriend is addicted to tiktoks so she tries her best to get you into it, only to be pleasantly surprised

** loving her - oneshot your girlfriend is finding it very difficult to adapt to her move to england, especially because you’re still back in spain

* i think you do - oneshot you can’t sleep so now you’re really hoping alexia, mapi and leila are right about the feelings a certain spanish fullback is harbouring for you

* people watching - oneshot you’re very busy people watching others, too busy to notice that ona is watching you

* i don't wanna be your friend (i wanna kiss your lips) - oneshot in which ona decides she wants to be your first kiss

* you know i adore you (i'm crazy for you) - oneshot ona coming out 🌈 Trigger Warnings: a little anxiety

* | ** because you're the one for me - oneshot she’s the one for you. no one else could possibly come close

* | ** bad feelings - oneshot your girlfriend’s had a bad feeling all day and when you get injured on the pitch, she realises why. Trigger Warnings: blood and injury

* | ** | *** it's always been you / it will always be you - two parts Part 1 | Part 2 - smut

* | ** for you, i'd do anything - oneshot ona gets injured during a game and it wouldn’t be as big a problem if she wasn’t your girlfriend. Trigger Warnings: blood and injury

* | ** that one cat meme - oneshot Ona gets angry when you randomly disappear but it’s hard not to find her adorable Trigger Warnings: overstimulation

* | ** façade - oneshot ona doesn't need to keep up appearances around you Trigger Warnings: period pain

* | ** my dearest friend and enemy - miniseries you were ona's biggest headache at man united Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

#ona batlle #ona batlle x reader #ona batlle imagine #woso x reader #woso imagine

[marclef]

an art trade for @lucia-the-mii!

tiny little friends hanging out and eating beans 😊

.... y'know, this got me wondering something, though.........

oH GOD WAIT NO EYHM STOP!!!!!!!!

#well.... considering how much pizza this cat's eaten though real-world dietary restrictions might not be so much of an issue. #cute little design though! i'd love to see the actual mii they're based off of hehe 👀 #my art #art trade #pizza tower oc #eyhm stuff #.... semi-related. our dog ate a peanutbutter cup the other day. but. only the peanut butter? he ate entirely around the chocolate. #and he didn't get sick or show signs of anything being wrong so. i guess he was fine? still slightly scary. #but at least he decided the part of the candy most likely to kill him wasn't yummy enough.

[sebastianshaw]

Lucia still really hates being around the others, she squeaks a lot and tries to get away, and Custard has a mark on her forehead from where Lucia bit her in the cage last night…BUT by the end of this 15 minute session Lucia was chilling with them, or trying to. She kept squeaking if they touched her instead of vice versa though. I think she wants to be friends but also she’s just traumatized and needs little sessions like this to get comfy around other mice again after having been violently rejected twice over. The other girls are very chill and don’t react to her at all, which will make it easier. I noted to my dad that he hasn’t accused Lucia of being a bully like he did Jabez. He said she wasn’t, she’s a traumatized little mouse. I noted he didn’t call Bean a bully for attacking Lucia either, he pointed out that I myself said Bean was being aggressive because she’s not doing well and feels vulnerable. Me: So....do you feel they’re not bullies and Jabez was because they have reasons, or because he was Jabez? Dad: Because he was Jabez. Haven’t you figured that out yet? I KNEW IT Also Me: You know I’m not getting another chinchilla, right? Dad: I know. [pause] But I don’t have a chinchilla. djgjsdjg

#out of shirt

[sergio-para-siempre]

rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better

Thank you @thefrootloopman tagging me 😘

relationship status: married (unfortunately Sergio wasn’t available for the job, but then again mine loves to cook, so i feel like i lucked out there)

favorite color: pink

song stuck in my head: none. Idk i barely ever have songs stuck in my head. how do you guys do it? 

last song i listened to: Last dance by St. Lucia

three favorite foods: steak and green beans, Ramen, any kind of salmon really (i can’t help but feel like i’m forgetting something important here, but those were the first three i thought of)

last thing i googled: hotels in Prague (which is kind of ironic because i don’t actually wanna go there)

dream trip: Seoul, South Korea

anything i want right now: to be able to afford a nice little house somewhere quiet without too many neighbors around and with a nice garden so i have a place to sit outside and write

i tag @evelynmiller @caixxa @thingsonmymindiwanttosay @imaanandlove (feel free to ignore this if you don’t feel like doing it)

[ratsandfashion]

Cookie, Custard, and their sooty Siamese snoots (and Custard’s little bald patch from someone over grooming her, I suspect Lucia), the mice on a blanket watching TV with me, Bean in my hand, and Bean getting along with Lucia! 

#my pets #mice #mouse #bean mouse #custard mouse #pudding mouse #cookie mouse #lucia mouse

[nagasakidivision]

35 Facts Meme: Shirou Sonozaki

Let's do this for Shirou now! I uh, am trying to usually go in the leader/2gumi/3gumi order but Damien has so many spoilers (until I work my way through the drama tracks) that I need to dance around. I am still trying to figure out how to handle it. Below the cut blah blah

He's the youngest of four siblings!

There's a fairly large age gap between them, his oldest sister is ten years older than him.

The middle siblings are fraternal twins who are six years older than him.

So when I say he's the baby of the family...he's REALLY the baby of the family.

He was super spoiled because of this but he didn't turn out to be a nightmare child in spite of it.

He's in an older brother role to the other two members, which is a little new to him. This is partially due to him being the only responsible one.

He's half-Filipino on his mother's side!

He's from a trilingual household, and speaks Japanese, Tagalog, and English fluently.

Well...more or less. His reading fluency isn't as good as it could be in Japanese and he still struggles with some complex kanji just due to lack of exposure because...

He was not born in Japan but had dual citizenship.

He grew up (for the first thirteen years of his life) in western North Carolina.

He does, of course, need to have an opinion on barbecue since barbecue is serious business in North Carolina. However, he is a traitor to his geographic region who thinks Eastern style Carolina Barbecue is better. (He's right, but still a traitor given where he's from.)

He's Catholic...more or less. More on the Catholic Worker weird leftist end of things.

Him and his mom are the only members of the family who are actively religious.

He's generally closer to his mom than his dad, though his family is very tight-knit.

He's the black sheep of the family in the sense that he's the only one who didn't pursue a vocation in the arts. He just never had a talent for it...bar rap battles, of course.

(They still love him though, but it did make him try to pursue some kind of artistic expression for a while before falling into his current job.)

He's the only one of the team who has any real level of experience with Hypnosis Mics!

His sleep schedule is horrendous. He regularly only gets three hours of sleep a night.

Fortunately he is an expert of catching a few cat naps per day. Not that it helps much.

Powered by black sludge coffee and overbrewed tea, yes he is. Haruto, who is a food/drink snob, is appalled by the way he treats tea leaves/coffee beans.

Because he had to do chores and the like a lot, he's surprisingly a good cook! Top tier malewife...

He does not use profanity. Ever. Under any circumstances.

He has a remarkable skill in making phrases like "I beg your pardon" sound like "go fuck yourself" tonally, however.

While he's never outright rude, he also has a talent for being incredibly passive-aggressive.

Oh boy, he is extremely bad about holding grudges forever too.

He is quite nearsighted. 20/90 vision.

His favorite animal is vultures.

He does not have any pets because he's barely ever at home and his schedule is a nightmare since he's functionally on call 24/7.

Well, sort of: the three of them kind of co-own Lucia depending on who Damien is crashing with at the time.

During the inevitable drinking nights that happen, his usual drink order is a whiskey sour! He will watch you to make sure you use an actual lemon and not sour mix and that you add in the egg white.

Probably the most considerate roommate of the group between the three. He's reasonably organized and doesn't spend an eternity getting ready in the morning.

Hidden talent: he's surprisingly good at sleight-of-hand tricks!

Hidden talent 2: he's...uh...fluent? in flower language, both Victorian style and hanakotoba.

He's an extremely formal dresser who's rarely if ever seen in anything less than a button-up Oxford and slacks.

#shirou sonozaki #whee more memes while i procrastinate

[ceph-the-ghost-writer]

What is their comfort breakfast?

Isaac: Chilaquiles with crema, queso fresco, and maybe eggs or beans, it depends. His grandmother Lucia used to make it and argue with his dad about whether it was better to eat them while the tortilla pieces were crispy or soft. (Isaac prefers them on the softer side so he can stuff more into his mouth.)

Renato: Anything that wasn't seafood. A lot of goods that were once common became stretched thin after the break. So when he got to enjoy some eggs and ham on toast it was a treat. And cheese! Goat, sheep, llama, cow--any sort was good.

Dorian: Waffles! If they and their siblings behaved themselves in church (which they did...mostly), they all got to go and have waffles at a diner afterward. Dorian prefers fruit, maybe some powdered sugar, and whipped cream instead of syrup.

Kinslayer: It's not the food so much as the atmosphere. They like to sit somewhere quiet and empty, before most humans are even awake. A lonely diner along an interstate, a little food stall on a side street, a rooftop where they can bring a donut and coffee.

Vess: Ah. This is tied to that "sleep" thing, isn't it? Well, if you just count what memories she likes consuming most it'd be the ones involving something or someone a person is possessive over.

Ankaris: He loves the taste of a shameful secret that's been fermenting in the cellars of someone's mind for at least a few years. Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere.

Fior: A little bit of this and that. A good base of insecurity. Add some hostility for flavor. Then a sprig of self-loathing for garnish. Nothing too heavy.

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#a question a day #writing

[brookstonalmanac]

Events 12.14 (before 1920)

557 – Constantinople is severely damaged by an earthquake, which cracks the dome of Hagia Sophia. 835 – Sweet Dew Incident: Emperor Wenzong of the Tang dynasty conspires to kill the powerful eunuchs of the Tang court, but the plot is foiled. 1287 – St. Lucia's flood: The Zuiderzee sea wall in the Netherlands collapses, killing over 50,000 people. 1542 – Princess Mary Stuart becomes Queen of Scots at the age of one week on the death of her father, James V of Scotland. 1751 – The Theresian Military Academy is founded in Wiener Neustadt, Austria. 1780 – Founding Father Alexander Hamilton marries Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton at the Schuyler Mansion in Albany, New York. 1782 – The Montgolfier brothers first test fly an unmanned hot air balloon in France; it floats nearly 2.5 km (1.6 mi). 1812 – The French invasion of Russia comes to an end as the remnants of the Grande Armée are expelled from Russia. 1814 – War of 1812: The Royal Navy seizes control of Lake Borgne, Louisiana. 1819 – Alabama becomes the 22nd U.S. state. 1836 – The Toledo War unofficially ends as the "Frostbitten Convention" votes to accept Congress' terms for admitting Michigan as a U.S. state. 1863 – American Civil War: The Confederate victory under General James Longstreet at the Battle of Bean's Station in East Tennessee ends the Knoxville Campaign, but achieves very little as Longstreet returns to Virginia next spring. 1896 – The Glasgow Underground Railway is opened by the Glasgow District Subway Company. 1900 – Quantum mechanics: Max Planck presents a theoretical derivation of his black-body radiation law (quantum theory) at the Physic Society in Berlin. 1902 – The Commercial Pacific Cable Company lays the first Pacific telegraph cable, from San Francisco to Honolulu. 1903 – The Wright brothers make their first attempt to fly with the Wright Flyer at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. 1907 – The Thomas W. Lawson, the largest ever ship without a heat engine, runs aground and founders near the Hellweather's Reef within the Isles of Scilly in a gale. The pilot and 15 seamen die. 1909 – New South Wales Premier Charles Wade signs the Seat of Government Surrender Act 1909, formally completing the transfer of State land to the Commonwealth to create the Australian Capital Territory. 1911 – Roald Amundsen's team, comprising himself, Olav Bjaaland, Helmer Hanssen, Sverre Hassel, and Oscar Wisting, becomes the first to reach the South Pole. 1913 – Haruna, the fourth and last Kongō-class ship, launches, eventually becoming one of the Japanese workhorses during World War I and World War II. 1914 – Lisandro de la Torre and others found the Democratic Progressive Party (Partido Demócrata Progresista, PDP) at the Hotel Savoy, Buenos Aires, Argentina. 1918 – Friedrich Karl von Hessen, a German prince elected by the Parliament of Finland to become King Väinö I, renounces the Finnish throne. 1918 – Portuguese President Sidónio Pais is assassinated. 1918 – The 1918 United Kingdom general election occurs, the first where women were permitted to vote. In Ireland the Irish republican political party Sinn Féin wins a landslide victory with nearly 47% of the popular vote. 1918 – Giacomo Puccini's comic opera Gianni Schicchi premiered at the Metropolitan Opera in New York City.

#Events

[lunarxdaydream]

What kind of life is this, Lucia? You lose your mom, then your fiancé, and now you work work work without end. No joy and no hope. Is this how you plan to live for however many decades until you retire? Is this the kind of life that you want to look back on, always living in the past of what you’d lost?

( it’s angst hour )

"Is that it?" Lungs exhale a sigh; a valve relieving itself of the mounting pressure as she leaned back against the plush cushions. Silence hanged in the air. Her mother's smile replaying as she handed Lucia her bag before grabbing the set of keys that always hanged from the little cardinal ornament on the wall. Clove and cinnamon clung to her clothing as an aftermath of preparing muffins to enjoy later.

"You're telling me something I already know." Thumb ghosted along her inner ring finger only to be met with flesh rather than metal. By now a fresh pot of coffee would have been brewed. A small scattering of crushed beans left along the counter to be wiped down afterwards. His voice calling out to come as she put the final touches in her hair. A playful jab thrown his way over the miracle that nothing had burned in her absence.

"I've thought about what they'd say. How they might have reacted if they knew," It's not as if she hasn't heard that comment beforehand. " ... but what's done is done. Everyone has their own way of living their life."

#( Lucia || answered ) #( gonna have to try harder than that to get under her skin ) #anonymous

[eastwindssaintlucia]

What Kind of Food Do They Eat in St Lucia & What Are the Best Foods There?

Introduction

Food is an important part of any culture, and St. Lucia is no different. The island has a diverse range of dishes, influenced by its history and the many cultures that have made it their home. From Caribbean staples like rice and beans to more unique fare like green figs and saltfish, there’s something for everyone on this small island.

St Lucian Cuisine

The cuisine of St Lucia is a reflection of the island’s history and culture. Saint Lucian food is a blend of African, East Indian, French, and British influences.

One of the most popular Saint Lucian dishes is saltfish (dried and salted cod) and green figs (unripe bananas). This dish is usually served with boiled or roasted breadfruit, dumplings, yams, sweet potatoes, plantains, rice, or beans. Another Saint Lucian specialty is green banana fritters. These are made by deep-frying unripe bananas that have been coated in a batter made from flour, baking powder, milk, and spices.

If you’re looking for something to drink, try mauby. This is a traditional Saint Lucian beverage made from the bark of the mauby tree. Mauby is often sweetened with sugar or molasses and spiced with cloves, aniseed, nutmeg, or cinnamon. You can also find mauby syrup which can be used to make mauby cordials or added to ice cream and other desserts.

Popular St Lucian Dishes

If you’re looking for a taste of what kind of Food do they Eat in St Lucia?, then you’ll want to try some of the popular dishes from St Lucia. One of the most popular dishes is callaloo, which is a soup made with spinach and other greens. Another popular dish is saltfish, which is usually served with rice and beans. And of course, no meal would be complete without a little bit of spice, so be sure to try some of the local hot sauce!

Where to Eat in St Lucia?

If you’re looking for good food in St Lucia, you won’t have to look far. The island is home to a number of excellent restaurants that offer a variety of cuisines. Whether you’re in the mood for Caribbean, Creole, French, or Italian food, you’ll be able to find it on St Lucia.

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[sunnys-side-upside-down]

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Thank you for the ask @ask-luciavampire!! 

#owo'' #sorry for the eye strain #keep ur eyes safe pls uwu #fEAR #sunny fLED #lucia is a sweet bb bean tho uwu #mlp #my little pony #ask #digital art #procreate #sunny #sunny side #moddie

[happywitch416]

Hot in the Kitchen

"What’s for dinner?" Runa yelled as she walked in. 

"Soup." 

"I smell bacon." 

Elena gestured to the pan behind her with a toss of her head. "That’s cause there is bacon. Give it a stir for me? And salt the potatoes, either one is fine." 

Runa bounced into the kitchen, inspecting the chopped goodness in the skillet before taking a deep breath. "Mm." 

"I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t making potato soup just to have the bacon." 

"We could just have the bacon." Runa informed her with a grin, tossing salt into the already mashed pot of potatoes. 

"Lu wouldn’t appreciate that, little one." She wrinkled her nose as she paused chopping for a moment. "And neither would you in about an hour when you’d be hungry again." 

"Finnnne." She mock whined and stole a carrot slice. "At least its potatoes and not beans." Elena rolled her eyes at that one, her fond smile growing wide as Runa continued. "Boil em, mash em, stick em in a soup." 

Elena pulled her in with a one-armed hug and planted a loud kiss to the top of her head. "You are my favorite child. Don’t tell your sisters."

"Then I’ll tell Cas!" Cackling with laughter, Runa sprinted from the kitchen, almost bowling over Serana. 

"I don’t know what I expected." Elena told her with a laugh brandishing the knife with a swirl next to her own head. 

"You did raise her." Serana reminded her mimicking the same movement before sitting across the bar and watched her finish chopping carrots. 

"Eh." Elena looked up again after slicing the last one with a grin. "She didn’t have near the attitude until she met you."

"Ha. I am old enough to have manners." 

"Absolutely ancient." Elena suggested with a chuckle as she dumped the carrots in with the rest of the vegetables and spices then put the lid on. "Saw the dawn of Tamriel even." 

Serana’s eyes narrowed. "At least I don’t look it." 

"Hey." Elena scowled right back, leaning on the counter before shaking her head. "Got nothing for that one." 

"Serves you ri-." A blast of water from the sink caught her in the face. Spluttering and wiping it away she met Elena’s mischief filled eyes, brows arched in a cocky smirk. 

"You were saying?" When Serana landed on her feet, her eyes widened a moment, hose coming up as her grin managed to widen. "Stove’s hot no brawling in the kitchen." She kept it trained on her as she came round the counter. 

"I have no intention of brawling." Before Elena could take another breath, Serana’s fingers were half digging into her sides making her shriek. 

"No!" She wiggled away from her letting go of the faucet to try and grab her hands only for Serana to slip away with a bright laugh and went for her again. 

When Elena couldn’t keep hold of her hands, she switched tactics and pinned her against the pantry door, knee between her thighs before catching her wrists again and pinning them above her head. 

Both of them were panting and laughing as Elena leaned her face close to hers. "I win, sweetheart." Serana nodded teeth catching her lip before arching up on her toes to meet Elena’s lips for a head spinning kiss. A soft moan left Elena letting one hand drop to the curve of her ass when Serana wrapped her legs around her hips, keeping both wrists pinned in her one hand. 

Serana laughed breathlessly as Elena’s lips trailed down her neck. "I could get used to this." She felt Elena’s smile, the warmth of a deep laugh only for Lucia to walk into the kitchen. 

"There’s no bacon in the soup, right?" 

Elena snorted, pressing one last quick kiss to Serana’s pulse before turning to her daughter. "Lu, I haven't poisoned you with meat in how long?" 

Lucia only grinned, mission accomplished as Runa and Sofie giggled in the living room.

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#the witch writes #elena songschild #serana x dragonborn #skyrim fic #ao3 link in the replies <3 #otp: dragonheart

[pixel-bloom]

It’s the night before the wedding and our Insecta ladies are spending it reminiscing.

Gnat: And then I found her drunk out of her mind, stumbling outside. I was pissed. No, more than pissed. She was not supposed to be there,

Ladybug: It was a university party, YOU weren’t supposed to be there.

Lucia: ...you both shouldn’t have been there. Promise me you girls are more responsible now that you’re adults.

Gnat: Of course we are. Look at me on my wedding night! I’ll probably go to bed early. No crazy celebrations before my wedding day, nope, no siree.

Scarlett: Did someone mention a party? Don’t worry, the party planner is here! Ladybug, you didn’t spill the beans did you?

Gnat: Spill the beans on what?!

Ladybug: Your co-maid-of-honors planned you a secret bachelortte party.  After you get married, it’s all kids and career from there. Booooring.

Gnat: It’s not boring and we’re not going out. [Nervously] I’d rather not be hungover tomorrow.

Lucia: Honey, you should go. Let loose a little. Max is doing his own thing with the boys, you might as well do something similar.

Gnat: Ehhhh...

#gen 5 #gnat #ladybug #lucia #hehehehe #insecta

[sebastianshaw]

Me: So if Jabez was a bully when he bothered Joram and Tiras, why isn’t Bean a bully when she bothers Lucia.

Dad: She’s just being Bean. She’s too little to be a bully, you leave her alone.

#out of shirt #my fathers ever present excuses for anything the female rodents do continue #on that note good night!