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tigresslanzhu · 5 months

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Calatonia Artica Vibes!

Make up Artist for the New Moon Theater: Artica, please put that novel down and focus on me! I need to make you look presentable!

Artica: But, madam, Luther is about to learn why you can’t just skip a holiday just because it’s too expensive!

And yes, Christmas With The Kranks was a book before Columbia Pictures turned it into a classic film.

#sing 2021 #sing 2016 #sing artica #john grisham #this post won’t let me upload the original cover #so I have to tell you that the original title for Christmas With The Kranks is Skipping Christmas #alvin and the chipmunks #simon seville

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playitagain-hands · 1 year

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“Oh are your parents fans of Idris Elba?”

My child, Luther: “Christmas with the kranks”

#idris elba #Jamie Lee Curtis

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adamwatchesmovies · 1 year

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Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

Bad movies come in many varieties but usually, they either waste your time or leave you feeling angry. If you’re lucky it might be one of those “So bad it’s good” titles but they’re few and far between. Christmas with the Kranks is another kind of bad entirely, a once-in-a-lifetime catastrophic miscalculation you (almost) have to see to believe.

When their daughter leaves for a year-long assignment with the Peace Corps, Luther and Nora Krank (Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis) lament the upcoming Christmas Holiday. That’s when Luther gets an idea. Instead of spending the money, time and effort going through the motions this season, he and his wife will go on a Caribbean cruise instead. When their co-workers and neighbors learn the Kranks are skipping Christmas, they desperately try to change their minds.

This scenario is only a few music cues away from being a horror film. While Luther and Nora act like aliens once they decide to forego the Christmas celebration - Luther goes so far as to write a memo and personally distribute it to everyone in his office - their neighbors are disturbingly obsessed with the holiday. Threatening phone calls, people observing them through their windows, dirty looks everywhere they turn… it’s like the Kranks walked into Midsommar or a holiday-themed version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Everyone is so creepy and obsessive about decorations up on the roof and other trivial things. The "Conform... or else!" message makes you wonder if the Communist Party didn’t secretly fund the picture.

What makes Christmas with the Kranks fascinating isn’t merely the tone-deaf story, it’s all the little details. At one point, Nora is uncertain about the holiday cruise thing. Her problem is that Luther doesn’t want to make the usual charital contributions. He asks her “Are you really going to let $600 stand in the way of our vacation?” You want her to turn around and ask him the same thing. Hey man, you’re saving $3,000 by going on this cruise rather than spending money on decorations, a tree, gifts, etc. Just consider that extra bit of money part of the investment. Then, after they make a big deal about the charity… several people - including the police with their calendars - approach the Kranks and are turned away. It doesn’t make sense but if they didn’t, we wouldn’t have the Kranks’ big dilemma in the third act: who can the Kranks ask for help when they’ve made enemies out of everyone in the neighborhood and all two police officers that make up the city's law enforcement?!

That was only one anomaly and it gave me enough material for an entire paragraph. Other memorable jaw-droppers are a scene in a tanning salon in which Nora is embarrassed when she walks out in a bikini and her priest stares at her cleavage, an extended gag about a Frosty the Snowman decoration that radiates evil, Luther getting botox injections that makes him unable to eat, and dozens of logical errors. It’s all tied together with horrible slapstick and an abundance of anti-cheer. You’ll hate everyone in this story at one point or another and the movie knows it but can’t tell its story without the Kranks being the villains in one scene… and the victims in the next.

The bow on top of the present is an ending so clumsy and artificial that it feels like it was taken from a completely different movie. You’re scratching your head, wondering if your eyes deceived you and then it hits you with another puzzler right before the end credits. There’s no way a 20-car pileup this fatal happens on purpose. Everyone involved thought they were achieving greatness but they couldn’t have been further from the truth. This makes Christmas with the Kranks a dreadful experience to watch but certainly never boring. It’s the kind of movie you could spend hours dissecting and discussing. I can’t think of any reason why you’d want to sit down with other human beings to watch it but if you do, at least it’ll get some conversations started. (December 4, 2020)

#Christmas with the Kranks #movies #films #movie reviews #film reviews #Christmas Movies #Christmas Films #Joe Roth #Chris COlumbus #Tim Allen #Jamie Lee Curtis #Dan Aykroyd #Erik Per Sullivan #Cheech Marin #Jake Busey #M. Emmet Walsh

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jimsmovieworld · 1 year

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CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS- 2004 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Nora (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Luther (Tim Allen)'s daughter moves away for college. Frustrated with the season, they decide to skip christmas this year and go on a cruise instead.

However, their neighbours are christmas fanatics who are incensed they wont be hosting there annual christmas party this year.

Luthers bah humbug ways lead to an escalating battle with the street which Nora is caught in the middle of...

Ok this wasnt bad actually. As far as family christmas comedies go you could really do a lot worse. Some funny jokes and silly gags in this silly little festive movie.

Jamie Lee Curtis is great as always.

Was great to see Dewey also i haven't seen him in ages.

Christmas with the Kranks received brutal reviews. It has a 5% on rotten tomatoes. Was released at the same time as the sillier and funnier movie "surviving christmas".

#christmas with the kranks #movie #film #movie review #2000s movies #comedy #christmas movie #tim allen #jamie lee curtis #dewey

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whatsonmedia · 5 months

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Wednesday Wisdom: Top 5 Best Christmas Books to Read

Ready to cozy up with a captivating Christmas read? Dive into our top 5 picks, from heartwarming romance under city lights to timeless classics with a chilling twist. Find your perfect match for a festive literary escape!

Bright Lights, Big Christmas by Mary Kay Andrews

Bright Lights, Big Christmas shimmers with Andrews’ signature charm. Kerry, a displaced graphic designer, finds unexpected family and romance amidst twinkling trees in Greenwich Village. Her journey, woven with heartwarming friendships and a touch of mystery, is pure holiday delight. Andrews’ knack for witty dialogue and endearing characters makes this a cozy escape, perfect for wrapping up in and savoring the festive spirit. While predictable at times, the story’s warmth and charm win you over, leaving you with a smile as bright as the city lights. Just be prepared for a sugar rush of Christmas cheer!

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

In Dickens’ haunted halls, Scrooge’s miserly heart faces frost and fire. Past, Present, and Future Ghosts unveil the echoes of regret and the whispers of hope. Through chilling visions and tender glimpses, Scrooge cracks open, revealing a vulnerability that melts the winter within. A timeless tale, rich in Dickensian prose and brimming with the spirit of redemption, “A Christmas Carol” reminds us that even the coldest soul can find warmth in the glow of compassion. A must-read, for it’s not just a Christmas story, but a testament to the transformative power of empathy and the enduring flicker of humanity within us all.

Skipping Christmas by John Grisham

Grisham’s “Skipping Christmas” throws a snowball at festive traditions. Luther and Nora Krank ditch tinsel and carols for a Caribbean cruise, sparking hilarious, small-town outrage. Their rebellion against holiday frenzy exposes community quirks and challenges their own priorities. While the plot is predictable, Grisham’s wit shines, poking fun at consumerism and neighborly obsession with appearances. The Kranks’ journey, though rocky, ultimately reminds us that true holiday spirit lies in connection, not decorations. It’s a light, frothy read, perfect for a quick pre-Christmas chuckle, leaving you questioning: Scrooge or sunbather?

The Christmas Box by Richard Paul Evans

“The Christmas Box” packs an emotional punch despite its short size. It gently unfolds through interconnected lives: a grief-stricken widow, a young family seeking refuge, and a mysterious past tied to an antique Christmas box. Evans’ prose is simple yet evocative, drawing you into the warmth of their shared holiday while uncovering hidden burdens. Prepare for tears, both joyful and sorrowful, as love and forgiveness mend past wounds and illuminate the true meaning of Christmas. Although some may find the sentimentality heavy, the heart-wrenching message of healing and gratitude lingers long after the last page.

The Christmas Room Catherine Anderson

In “The Christmas Room,” Catherine Anderson whisks us to Rustler’s Gulch, where widow Maddie navigates love’s second act. Grumpy rancher Cam and his grandson provide welcome friction, and festive sparks fly as both families blend. Anderson’s characters charm, from feisty Maddie to Cam’s adorable grandson. Humor bubbles alongside heartfelt moments, and family dynamics crackle with tension before resolving in heartwarming ways. Though the plot unfolds gently, Anderson keeps it engaging, and the snowy Montana setting adds a delightful wintry touch. If you crave a sweet holiday read with a touch of spice, dive into “The Christmas Room” and get ready for cozy feels and family warmth.

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notforemmetophobes · 5 months

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Christmas with the Kranks (2004) PG-1h 39m Genres: Comedy, Family

With their daughter, Blair, away in Peru, Luther and Nora Krank decide to skip Christmas all together until she decides to come home, causing an uproar when they have to celebrate it at the last minute.

Director: Joe Roth Writers: John Grisham, Chris Columbus Stars: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd

#Christmas with the Kranks #movie poster #movie #comedy #family

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usalivemovienews · 5 months

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unterwegsistdasziel · 6 months

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Samstagsplausch am 25.11. (plötzlich krank)

Mein Samstagsplausch diese Woche kommt etwas später und wird wahrscheinlich kürzer als gewohnt. Wie jede Woche werde ich ihn bei Karminrot unter Samstagsplausch verlinken. Letzten Samstag habe ich bei dem Chor-Musical “Martin Luther King” mitgewirkt. Das war wirklich toll! Ein Auftritt vor 2000 Zuschauern. Es war ein beeindruckendes Erlebnis und gerne würde ich da ausführlicher drüber berichten.…

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#karminrot #linkparty #Samstagsplausch

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streampourvous · 8 months

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Un Noël de folie ! (2004)

Regarder Un Noël de folie ! 2004 Film complet en streaming français VF et gratuit – Christmas with the Kranks (2004) Lassé des aspects commerciaux de Noël, Luther Krank et sa femme Nora décident de « zapper » cette fête, de renoncer aux cadeaux, décorations, cartes, parties et de s’offrir à la place une croisière dans les Caraïbes. Évidemment, ça poserait un problème majeur aux voisins. Si la maison des Krank n’est pas décorée, le quartier ne gagnera jamais le concours de décorations de Noël et ça, personne ne l’accepte. Entre les Krank et les voisins, la guerre est déclarée… Read the full article

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inge-universe · 1 year

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John Grisham - Skipping Christmas @johngrisham #johngrisham #winterzon #johngrishambooks #johngrishamauthor #skippingchristmas Verfilmd als Christmas wit the Kranks @christmaswiththekranksofficial @christmaswiththekranks @christmas_withthekranks Wie kent deze auteur en zijn boeken? Tweedehands boek van de kringloop. Voor 0.25 een mooie HC kon ik uiteraard niet laten liggen. .......... Inhoud: Imagine a year without Christmas. No crowded malls, no corny office parties, no fruitcakes, no unwanted presents. That’s just what Luther and Nora Krank have in mind when they decide that, just this once, they’ll skip the holiday altogether. Theirs will be the only house on Hemlock Street without a rooftop Frosty; they won’t be hosting their annual Christmas Eve bash; they aren’t even going to have a tree. They won’t need one, because come December 25 they’re setting sail on a Caribbean cruise. But, as this weary couple is about to discover, skipping Christmas brings enormous consequences–and isn’t half as easy as they’d imagined. .......... #bookstagram #bookstagramnl #bookstagrammer #bookstagrammers #dutchbookstagram #dutchbookstagrammer #dutchbookstagrammers #instabook #dutchbook #books #tweedehandsboek #2ehands #tweedehands #ntl #ntlllijst #lezenisleuk #lezenisleuk📚 #tbrpilekeepsgrowing #jekannooitteveelboekenhebben #boekenlezen #kerstverhaal #nogtelezenlijst #feelgood #boekenlezenisleuk #jekannooitgenoegboekenhebben https://www.instagram.com/p/CnFKL9PrdjI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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bookquotenet · 1 year

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The story focuses on how Luther and Nora Krank try to avoid the frenzy traditionally experienced during the Christmas holiday. On the Sunday after Thanksgiving, the two take their daughter Blair to the airport, where she departs for a year-long Peace Corps assignment in Peru. Seeing all of the busy traveling at the airport, Luther starts to develop an increasingly personal antipathy for normal Christmas traditions, especially knowing that Blair will not be with them for Christmas this year. To make matters worse, Luther is told by Nora to stop by a packed grocery store on a very rainy day, causing him to get soaked, only to realize when getting back in the car that he forgot the white chocolate on the shopping list, forcing Nora to go inside and get it herself.

Nora bemoans the fact that the upcoming Christmas will be the first time they have been separated as a family, prompting her husband to calculate how much they spent celebrating the holidays the previous year. When he realizes they have little to show for the $6,100 they invested in decorations, gifts, and entertaining, he decides to skip all the hubbub at home and surprise Nora by booking a 10-day Caribbean cruise aboard the Island Princess. Nora at first is skeptical but accepts the idea on one condition – that they still donate $600 to the church and Children’s Hospital. At first Luther refuses, but when Nora refuses to consider the cruise otherwise, he agrees, and they begin to plan the trip.

It doesn’t take long for Nora to adjust to the idea of no Christmas shopping or Christmas tree, and not hosting their annual Christmas Eve party. To the couple’s amazement, their neighbors on Hemlock Street strongly object to their decision to boycott the holiday, because the Kranks’ decision not to decorate their home will jeopardize the block’s chances at winning the coveted prize for best decorated block in the neighborhood. Vic Frohmeyer, the unelected “top man” of the neighborhood, leads the townspeople in taunting Luther and Nora about Christmas celebrations by extending a perimeter of people around their lawn, asking a group of Christmas carolers to sing carols on the Kranks’ lawn, calling repeatedly to demand that they decorate their house for Christmas, and picketing with signs, et cetera.

Luther stops the protest by freezing his sidewalk to prevent the carolers from singing there. The charities also are upset with the couple: the local Boy Scout troop is dismayed when the Kranks refuse to support them by purchasing a tree, the police are angered when they decline to buy a calendar, the firemen are shocked to learn the Kranks will not be buying a fruitcake this year, and the stationer is upset when he loses their annual order of engraved greeting cards. A newspaper even gets in the act by asking Luther’s #1 rival, Walt Scheel, to film the Kranks’ house for the story. Luther and Nora find themselves the objects of derision and anxiously await their departure on Christmas Day.

Without warning, Blair calls from Miami on Christmas Eve to announce she’s en route home with her new Peruvian fiancé to surprise her parents. She’s anxious to introduce Enrique to her family’s Christmas traditions, and when she asks if they’re having their usual party that night, a panicking Nora says, “Yes”, much to Luther’s dismay.

Comic chaos ensues as the couple finds themselves trying to decorate the house and coordinate a party with mere hours to spare before their daughter and future son-in-law arrive. Because the Boy Scouts have sold out of Christmas trees, Luther arranges to borrow the tree of a neighbor who is leaving for the holidays. He and Vic Frohmeyer’s son Spike try to transport it across the street, but other neighbors notice and mistakenly think Luther is stealing it, so they call the police, resulting in Luther’s barely escaping arrest.

Luther attempts to set up Frosty the Snowman on his roof but fails, and ends up hanging by his legs from its electric cord. Scheel calls 9-1-1, and Luther is rescued. The Kranks are then rescued by everyone they’ve alienated, with the neighbors all pulling together and providing the noisy, festive Christmas celebration Blair is expecting. Blair calls saying she has arrived at the airport; injured Luther can’t get her so Vic sends the police who give her a hero’s welcome in the baggage claim and escort her home with her fiancé. As he slowly realizes that he has benefitted from the Christmas spirit of all his neighbors, Luther starts to celebrate Christmas willingly and gives his cruise tickets to the Scheels, who are having a very bad Christmas because his wife was just found with her third recurrence of breast cancer.

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niennanir · 1 year

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Watching Christmas With the Kranks

Nora Krank: Did you ask Rex? Luther Krank: Who’s Rex? Nora: The Butcher Luther: As odd as it sounds I didn’t think to ask the Butcher where the chocolate is!

Me: I would totally ask Tommy (the butcher) where the chocolate is. Mum: No, you’d ask Jimmy (the fishmonger) Me: Fair. If anyone in that market knows where the chocolate is, it’s going to be Jimmy.

#o christmas comes but once a year

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fangirlinsweden · 2 years

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🎅 Countdown to Christmas 🎄

#Youtube #🎅 Countdown to Christmas 🎄#Countdown to Christmas #Countdown to Christmas 2021 #Christmas movies #Christmas Movie #Christmas Movie Clip #Christmas with the Kranks #Luther #Luther Krank #Nora #Nora Krank #Tim Allen #Jamie Lee Curtis #Frosty

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notforemmetophobes · 1 year

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Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

PG-1h 39min Genres: Comedy, Family

With their daughter, Blair, away, Luther and Nora Krank decide to skip Christmas all together until she decides to come home, causing an uproar when they have to celebrate it at the last minute.

Director: Joe Roth Writers: John Grisham (novel), Chris Columbus (screenplay) Stars: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd

#Christmas with the Kranks #movie #comedy #family #movie poster

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data2364 · 4 years

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