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jovialturtleface · 1 month
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Uneventful moment in time 🌈
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months
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DIRK: Let's test something. Describe your gender in a way that'll baffle cis people, but other trans and enby people will get. I'll start.
DIRK: I prefer not to be perceived by others.
ROXY: ooohhh a void w thigh high socks and a beanie
KARKAT: I DUNNO. PICK A SLUR
KANAYA: I Drank Too Much Gender Juice
SOLLUX: ii wii2h ii wa2 an ab2tract concept.
JADE: oobleck!!!! my gender is oobleck
ROSE: I am a grand, old piano. I am painted black, shining and somewhat glossy. Covered in vines holding beautiful, golden flowers, I sit in the middle of a forest; forgotten, yet not lost. A cat sits atop me, staring into the distance with a glare in its tiny, marble eyes. The sun lays itself on top of my base in streaks, like looking through swaying, almost open blinds. I am a grand, old piano.
DAVEPETA: B33 < seven goblins in a trench coat, each with a diffurent hypurrfixation
HAL: David Bowie, as played by Tilda Swinton.
NEPETA: :33 < none gender with left boygirl X33
FEFERI: A s)(apes)(ifting tentacle monster t)(at takes t)(e form of your gay aunt's wife!! 38)
CALLIOPE: if gender is a performance, then mine is the cUrtains which are drawn in to block stagehands switching props and the backdrop.
JANE: I'm a girl in a man way...
DAVE: i dont know what im doing leave me alone
CALIBORN: BOOBY MCBEARDY FACE.
DAVESPRITE: rooster
ERIDAN: im all the genders but also none of the genders and evverything i wwear is drag and evvery crush i havve is gay
EQUIUS: D --> If Gerard Way was a sport bike
TAVROS: wHEN YOU ORDER A MAN FROM wISH,
VRISKA: I'm genderfluid 8ut not in a "sometimes a girl, sometimes a 8oy" way. Sometimes my gender is Wesley from Princess 8ride, a sexy cow8oy, pir8 temptress, greasy gamer entity.
GAMZEE: An OlD vEnDiNg MaChInE tHaT oNlY gIvEs YoU nIcKeLoDeOn SlImE aNd GrApE sOdA :o)
JAKE: I want to be able to see my gender in the forest after weeks of camping and get scared away. Then the next night wander into the forest searching for it again but disappear without a trace. Like those horror movies you watch sometimes you know?
JOHN: i'm a person?
ERISOL: ii think of gender a2 iicky 2tuff that ii dont wwant on me, attached twwo me. that2 another wway of 2ayiin i dont wwant gendered terms twwo define me. iim agender
JASPROSE: No matter who you are, if you have sex with me, it's gay!!
ARADIA: i d0 n0t exist 0u0
TEREZI: BOWL1NG 4LL3Y C4RP3T
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spiritofboredom · 7 months
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I don't have the energy or strength to draw rn but I can word vomit my angst thoughts. Because, listen.....
Imagine the day that Codeflippa has to betray Slime... He's confused and worried because he's spent so much time witth her and that's his daughter! Of course that's his daughter...! Right? But... there's a sign that says "1m n0t Ju@n@fl1pp@" That doesn't matter though...
That's still his daughter! Flippa or not.
Why...? It impersonated his daughter... He should be angry, he should be furious! He should kill it where she's standing! So why... Why is he looking at her like that? Why are his arms out for a hug...? Why...
Why can't it bring herself to run a sword through him right now?
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atomic-comic · 10 months
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HD Remake of N0t-Slime form @jovialturtleface​
2019 Original*:
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*Modified
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0empty0eyes0 · 2 years
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If you were to swap bodies with someone you know for a week, who would you choose? Who would you definetily wouldn't choose?
Hmmm
Ch00se: lan0ta
Cause i think every0ne w0nders what its like t0 be fam0us s0 it w0uld be fun trying it f0r a day
Plus i w0uldnt have t0 c0mmit
N0t ch00se: Viceface
Can y0u imagine being even sh0rter than i already am lma0
Th0ugh the slime stuff is pretty c00l
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△ Do you regret being friends with Cerise? They're holding you back, they keep making you feel like garbage.
10/10
* I-
* I do [[We don't accept refunds for regret]] IT BUT N0T BECaUSE [Theyre just holding you back].
* BECAUSE [You keep hurting the people you care about] AND THEY WON'T ACCEPT [Give it up. It's a lost cause]. THEM BEING [[Friend request accepted]] WITH ME 1S ONLY GONNA [This is how it always ends up] WITH THEM [[Please, please it hurts so much!]] OR WORSE.
* THEY [[What you deserve]] BETTER THAN [Slime] LIKE M3.
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that-one-kin-blog · 7 years
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(Im s0rry if i requested twiice...n0t very g00d memory haha...)Could I have a self care for a Mituna with panic attack issues who likes soft things, yellow, bees, plushies, bath bombs, slimes, aand tea? Once again so s0rry if I've s3nt this 0ne in b3fore....
Posted! And I didn’t receive any other message, but it definitely wouldn’t have bothered me if you had! I hope this helps you out, Mituna! ((Sidenote: If you ever wanna chat with a Horuss, I’m totally game! I really don’t have any memories yet, but yeah, I’m here.))
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jovialturtleface · 8 months
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Nothing bad ever happens to guys named Slime!
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jovialturtleface · 8 months
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Did you know that the 0 in N0T-SLIME stands for 0? Well now you do!
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jovialturtleface · 5 months
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Strange pose. 😛
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jovialturtleface · 1 year
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Dude.. I could be gaming
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jovialturtleface · 9 months
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I can't believe it's N0t-Slime !
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jovialturtleface · 7 months
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Slimefella 😜
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jovialturtleface · 6 months
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Super weirdddddd😵‍💫
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jovialturtleface · 3 months
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Mostly Extant doodles
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jovialturtleface · 2 years
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The SpongeBob community has forgiven N0t-Slime!! ^0^ + textless version!
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