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#NOBODY'S EVER AVAILABLE
thedreadvampy · 11 months
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honestly I am big time upset about this holiday-Pride clash for some reason and I THINK. it's that I already feel like there's not enough time for me to just like. do fun things with my friends without thinking about work. and like work is the one thing that doesn't give. so any time I do Leisure Activities they get traded out against different leisure activities and I'm only ever missing out on stuff that's GOOD and that I WANT to do. I can't be like 'hmmm hmmmm work or hang out with friends?' it's only ever 'pick which friend to hang out with in the slivers of time you have around work'
like fuck me. goddamn. there's ONE WEEK I'm taking off work and suddenly THAT'S the time everyone's going to be in the same places doing fun stuff? when I'm not there? and the only way I could be there is to not do the other fun thing I'm excited about? FUCK YOU MAN. FUCK YOU. my life should contain more fun shit and less worrying about how to fit fun shit in. I don't need to be at work 39 hours a week and have that take precedence over everything else in my life!!!!! fuck off!!!!! fuck offffffff!!!!! I want to go to a party! I want to be on the beach with the leatherdyke meetup! I want to go on a rollercoaster! I want to have a nap! I want to tend my garden I want to get drunk I want to go to a barbeque I want to climb a hill I want to take mushrooms and lie in the grass I want to draw I want to make t-shirts I want to cook I want to go for coffee I want to drink wine and bitch I want to have difficult but important conversations I want time to travel and see friends I've not seen in years I want to look the fuck after myself and do things that nourish me and make me happy!!!!!! I don't want to choose!!!!!!!! I don't want to work!!!!!! I should get to choose between work and fun sometimes instead of between fun and fun! This sucks! This fucking sucks!!!!!!
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coredrill · 4 months
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also this tweet is fucking sending me LMAO
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rainymoodlet · 10 months
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when your future lifepartner feels absolutely miserable thanks 2 pms but they're still the most beautiful creature you've ever laid eyes upon
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also dallas was legit just uncomfortable from their period it's okay - it looked hilarious though i thought they were like "um ew honey wtf"
but seriously how is this man real, like look at this adorableness:
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gloriousmonsters · 1 year
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modern games can try and scare you with as many hi-res zombies as they want nothing will EVER beat the sheer adrenaline of running your little pixel character away from another little pixel character moving at moderately high speeds. all my free japanese rpgs downloaded off the internet folks know what i'm talking about
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psygull · 1 month
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one of the best bits from the department of truth comics is the implication that before asking stanley kubrick to fake the moon landing they asked frank capra first. put jimmy stewart up there
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jaratedeguadalupe · 1 year
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Virgil: I usually sit on a surface that isn't meant to be sat on. Because tomorrow i will be faced with even more challenges. And i am too overwhelmed to care about what "is" or "isn't" not a chair
Remus: like my face! 
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sleaterkinnie · 8 months
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these morning shifts have me fucked up and im about to become a permanent morning shift employee .
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themanwhowouldbefruit · 5 months
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one time senior year of art school. the department head brought an entire tour group into my studio and she looked me dead in the eyes dead eyes into my dead fucking eyes and she told the entire tour group that i was working on grant money that covered all of my expenses and honestly it was probably a good move because a lesser lie would have left me with my wits intact to start a fight in front of an entire tour group and also i think about that every goddamn day whenever i receive information from someone i go "is this person using broken students who can't fight back to try and sell me on subpar art school?"
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magdalenas · 6 months
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i do not know what i’ve done for my family to hate me so much
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diseaseriddencube · 1 year
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is $140 a worthwhile pricetag for the akudrive stage play 😍
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pleckthaniel · 1 year
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I love how my mom makes Growing Up Poor a huge part of her identity and talks about it constantly and also I, her child who she constantly brags about being smart and accomplished, am less than 6 months away from earning an Actual Degree in sociology and have taken half a dozen classes on American socioeconomic strata and yet despite all this I still cannot convince her that people my age aren’t being poor on purpose
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generaljinjur · 2 years
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A meaningless LGBTQ *and* movie rant together in one:
The fact that the Bros movie kept calling Lincoln the first gay president was killing the bisexual history nerd inside me the entire time. Buchanan is LITERALLY the president who proceeded him 😂😂😂
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chumpy1012 · 11 months
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the way i think about sonder is purely in terms of lore. recognizing the individuality of everyone is the first step, but the actual thing that makes everyone so individual is their lore. this is actually how i feel about any interesting details regarding any person or subject: it’s just lore. but it doesn’t work for broad subjects like “history” at that point it’s just boring. it’s only interesting when it’s applied specifically etc,
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slicksquid · 1 year
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march will bring me firefin splat charger with wall and triple inkstrike I trust and since I trust it cannot let me down
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bunnyboys · 3 months
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god i'm so tired of feeling like a waste of space like i'm sorry i've got a jury-rigged pile of shit for a brain, i promise i am even less thrilled with it than you are
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