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blueeye0racular · 3 days
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Someone fucking sedate me.
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canvas-the-florist · 3 days
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hey, uh, why does sam do the wenis at the end of escape the greenroom?
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MOM HOLY FUCK THEY REALLY ARE SAYING IT
EXCUSE ME
EXCUSE ME
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THIS THE GREATEST THING 
LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS
Clamp absolutely set the precedent for this with our visit to Shura/Shara all those years ago. We’ve SEEN the possibility of being in the past and future of the same world and teleporting between the two. We knew the feathers could appear pretty much anywhere in the timeline of a world, given how time works differently across the mutliverse, and we DID just straight up go backwards and forwards in time via Mokona, so it’s absolutely possible for them to appear in the Past of the Kingdom of Clow. 
WHICH IS APPARENTLY ACID TOKYO????
WHICH JUST ABSOLUTELY BLOWS MY MIND WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT A WAY TO TIE IT ALL TOGETHER??
X/1999 IS THE SET UP TO THE CLOW KINGDOM?
THE CLOW KINGDOM IS IN THE RUINED ECOLOGICAL DISASTER OF OUR OWN CURRENT WORLD??? 
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle as a pseudo-not-really-but-kind-of-sequel-event to Cardcaptor Sakura but ACTUALLY ALSO being the sequel-kind-of-but-not-exactly sequel to X/1999???? Or Alternate Timeline X/1999? Where things are ever so slightly different but the world was ruined in the same way?
AND THE RESERVOIR
THE RESERVOIR IN ACID TOKYO IS THE RESERVOIR IN THE CLOW RUINS????
I’m REELING OVER THIS
THEY SET THAT UP
SAKURA WALKED THROUGH THE DESERT TO PURIFY THE WATER TO SAVE THESE PEOPLE AND IT MADE THE RESERVOIR THAT LOVED SAKURA SO MUCH THAT IT PROTECTS HER
AND WATANUKI! WATANUKI WAS AN ESSENTIAL PIECE OF SETTING UP THE RESERVOIR IN A WORLD BEFORE HE EVEN EXISTED IN THAT TIMELINE
And that’s Definitely the feather they’re talking about, isn’t it? The feather that Sakura left in Acid Tokyo is still in the Reservoir right now, and is the reason the water is magic and loves her so much - because it’s a piece of her, and -... well, a piece of her clone. But it’s a piece of SAKURA, and so they resemble and resonate with each other, and that's why the water is so close to her, but 'Sakura' can’t absorb the feather because she’s already a full person and those aren’t her memories, but the memories of her clone.
Meanwhile Sakura (ie, our cloned Sakura) is currently on the other side of the portal at a point in time that DIDN’T exist a few seconds ago, for Original 'Sakura', but the rest of the universe has moved on and decades have passed (even though no time at all has passed for her) and now the feather from her clone has ended up in the past that set up the reservoir potentially centuries before she was even born. 
Timeline!
Oh my god?
Oh my god. 
I’m going to be thinking about this forever. 
No wait I’m not done ACID TOKYO WAS like THE point in the narrative where everything changed forever. And from a Tsubasa point of view it felt like a world picked at random for all the Important Narrative changes to take place - but it never was! It was the most important world of all! It was the Clow Kingdom!
So Syaoran lived his life in the Clow Kingdom, and then his soul collapsed in Acid Tokyo, which was ALSO the Clow Kingdom, and then he went and died defending Lava Lamp, in the Clow Kingdom. All at completely different points in the timeline but all in the exact same world. 
Though I will say I am thoroughly baffled by the connection between the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building and THE CLOW RUINS???
ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAME BUILDING?
Oh my god they’re in the same location aren’t they. The reservoir was underneath it and now it’s under the ruins. I suppose they have Magic so they could probably reshape them however they want but WHAT A CON CLAMP HAVE PULLED ON US
TO SPEND THE ENTIRE MANGA STARING AT THE WINGS OF THE CLOW RUINS AND THEY WERE SECRETLY WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO TELL US THAT WE WERE ACTUALLY LOOKING AT THE TOKYO METROPOLITAN GOVERNMENT BUILDING ALL ALONG
THE AUDACITY OF IT ALL
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waterfowl69 · 2 days
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i actually feel insane rn
his big nose is so real trust,,, come home to me gary sanderson,,, come home to me…
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capitalisticveins · 3 days
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EA SPOILERS
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY MAN???
HONEY MUSTA BROKE UP WITH HIM HE SOUNDS SO DEPRESSED
“Thats fuckin wild 😒” WHO ARE YOU🫵🫵🫵
TJATS NOT GUY I THOUGHT YALL WERE EXAGGERATING
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norrisleclercf1 · 1 day
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OH MY GOD
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suguci · 2 days
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Swear to God I just had an out of body experience
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wulleooo · 2 days
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Phoenix w cleavage...akdnghajsjd (inspired by @mmunchikins)
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voomity · 2 days
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The art vs. the
CRIMINAL.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. ARE THE STEEL WORKERS ACTUALLY GOING TO GET TO FUCKING VOTE???? KRISTEN HOLY SHIT
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painlandpalace · 2 days
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EPISODE ONE WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC JUST SO YOU KNOW
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sicklymuttz · 17 hours
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Good evening Barkbeetle nation (Leans on really expensive car w/ rizz)
ya so........ I love them.... like... a lot. like. They're rotting my brain. they're all I can think about. um. I love you barkbeetle they can never make me hate you
also some extra doodles :3
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holographic-mars · 2 days
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IF YOU SHIP SOUNDWAVE WITH RAVAGE DO NOT FOLLOW ME. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME. DO NOT TOUCH MY ART
AND SURE AS HELL DO NOT EXPLAIN HOW MY ART IS SEXUAL IN ANY WAY. ITS WEIRD. ITS GROSS. AND ITS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
If you think cuddling with your family/friends is inherently sexual and/or romantic you’re weird and I don’t want you near my stuff. I’m sorry your family doesn’t show affection but spoiler alert: it’s normal to show familial/platonic affection with people you care about.
If you follow @ / dontpetmeibite or any of their adjacent accounts, BLOCK ME. I’ve already blocked the people who tagged them in my art and I am more than happy to block you weirdos first.
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jeressugarbaby · 2 days
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NSFW
I'm hard so. So. Hard. I need him to give me a private show...
My body can't take this anymore PLEASE. KÄ.
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witchinatree · 21 hours
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magnus protocol episode 13 recap
sam and celia already flirting is crazy i love them honestly
"alice is right, it is easy to make you blush" CELIA YOU ARE HURTING HER SO BAD
SHE HAS A BABY NAMED JACK. LIKE JACK BARBANABAS LIKE AGNES MONTAGUE. anyway all things aside her priority when she woke up in the middle of the road being her son is so sweet
alice's parents are dead? the lore is so fucking crazy
aand celia's asking about the cases honey no please don't convince him they're real please don't
I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS BLAMING HERSELF AND NOW I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY
shedding tears like genuinely crying over gwen bouchard
oh interesting, from the episode description i thought this was gonna be connected to the really funny guy from episode 9 but this is some gambling app thing
interesting that both gambling episodes involve physical pain for gain (dice with neg/pos results and this guy who hurts himself for money)
"i might die, so mom and dad i hope you die and friends i slept with your partners. wish i could've confessed to robbing orphanages" oh.
i don't like this guy btw, he reminds me of a mag statement giver but i can't remember who
DID THE PHONE FUCKING EAT HIM? WHAT?
oh that hurts. oh that hurts. "keep things a bit more professional now" oh that hurts. oh that hurts.
THE STATIC ON "i'm happy you're happy" AGHHHH ALICE
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halfphoenix · 2 days
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KIPPERLILLY IS JUST A PRIVILEGED ROGUE. SHE DOESNT HAVE A TRAGIC BACKSTORY. SHES THE PREPPIEST PREP TO EVER PREP. SHES SO MAD
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