I feel like Our Man Bashir has got to be one of the worst possible introductory episodes of Star Tek. In order for it to work at all, it expects you to come in with so much background knowledge, both in regards to tech and the intricate relationships between all the characters. Just look at the first five minutes. Some twink in a tux wastes a guy with a champagne cork and makes out with a woman before getting mocked and also hit on by a lizard monster in a matching tuxedo.
Who are these people? Why are they in the sixties; I thought this was a future sci-fi show?Why is the human standing so absurdly close to the lizard monster but pretending he doesn’t want him there? Is this foreplay? Where did that lady go and why are they acting like she isn’t a real person? Why are they flirting on top of the corpse of a guy one of them just murdered?? Am I supposed to be seeing this? Should I call 911?
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Reminder that Garak's outfit in Our Man Bashir was based on Pussy Galore.
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This is kind of a our man bashir swap au vaguely inspired by this post (by @elemental-queen-writes ), but I thought that Kira would make a good Pussy Galore and she deserves a group of 'flying pussies' on top of the sick lesbian fit :3c and Garak looks good in pink <3
So good in fact I rendered the last panel and made it a print :)) if your interested it's up on my Inprint [LINK]
PS : for this comic I watched parts of the movie Goldfinger (not *the* atrocious scene, I spared myself) to better know the character pussy galore... And she's doing queen shit tbh but omg this movie looks so fucking boring and I hate Bond so much (and it's saying something coming from someone who watches shitty Hammer movies for fun)
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So - some OMB love.
I wanted to copy the old Bond posters from the 60s (Thunderball, Goldfinger etc) als close as possible with all their roughness and hard contrasts and awesome colours.
Also, we all know that Garak is cosplaying Pussy Galore but not 100%, so I adjusted his clothes a little bit. Now it's even more Pussy!
Julian was already wearing Bonds light grey suit from that scene on Goldfinger's ranch, I just added the waistcoat.
Thanks again for your comments and tags on my previous illustrations <3! My wedding was a really nice event :D
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bashir’s internal monologue as he turns garak’s chin to the side to examine his wound: ha! i finally got one over on him. i’m in control now.
garak’s thoughts as he uses every ounce of his self-restraint not to launch himself at bashir: doctor if you aren’t out of my way in two seconds i won’t be responsible for what happens next
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Remember when Andrew Robinson said, "Garak will simply get extremely horny from being shot by Julian" ?? Because I do, all the time. A true master, that man
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When Julian shoots Garak in Our Man Bashir.......Garaks face........at first he's just shocked but then
"What if you killed me?"
"What makes you think I wasn't trying"
This man just fell further in love than he ever knew was possible and is not trying to hide how horny that statement made him
And then later Bashir quoting him about knowing when to give up to stay alive *chef's kiss*
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I just finished season 4 of ds9 and here are my thoughts as a first time viewer:
- starting the season off strong with some Garashir flirting in the medbay 😏
- love to see Worf, but where's Alexander?
- and where the hell is KEIKO
- cool can't wait to ugly cry every time I think about 'The Visitor'
- omg did Julian and miles break up? :(
- they got back together, thanks Keiko :)
- let Jadzia bang her ex-wife!!! LEAVE HER ALONE! GET A JOB!
- Our Man Bashir is just Julian and Garak on a date, having a normal fun good time as boyfriends
- Quark is really out here just trying to get Odo's attention huh
- I am once again asking: if Dukat evil, why sexy!!!?!
- Kira's line to Dukat : "why is that when you smile I wanna leave the room" is so real
- KEIKO'S BACK
- Keiko really said, "you don't need to break up with Julian just cause I'm back, Miles 🙄" our poly matchmaking queen
- Fashion Spotlight: Whatever the hell Quark's been wearing all season 🌈
- Jake. Please. Date someone your own age, I am begging you.
- Benjamin. Stop letting older alien women near your teenage son!
- crazy mirror Julian can still get it, but a little less cause of the haircut
- Ah Weyoun, I've heard so much about you and idk I'm not sold yet pal 🧐
- the Jem'hadar are still serving 💅 they're so sassy and for what
- ommmggg kira joining the polycule as a surrogate / Keiko's girlfriend
- so Quark's just openly pining for Odo now huh
- Miles suggesting Julian move in...DO IT! KEIKO WILL LET YOU! COMPLETE THE POLYCULE!
Ds9 is still holding the title of my fave star trek franchise (sorry tos I love you forever) let's go season 5!
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In the hollowed suite straight "bonting it" and by "it", haha, well. let's juts say. My agnent
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