#Parker’s Hatchetfield fics

[swingingthehatchetnow]

Pete always averted his eyes around the homeless man downtown. Whether it was because he got awkward around social interaction or felt unwarranted guilt about the man’s situation, he’d never managed to look the man in the eyes before. He couldn’t describe his face if he tried.

That changed after Jägerman.

The things that used to be uncomfortable really weren’t anymore. After holding court with the Void, a man on the street really doesn’t seem all that intimidating. Ruth and Richie would’ve made fun of him if he was scared of the little things after the whole ordeal, he knew. It helped him to imagine their reactions. Coping and whatnot.

His walk home was lonelier. As were his study sessions and social life. But the walks home were when he really felt their loss. Even though Pete and Ruth lived in the opposite direction, they’d walk with Richie to his place, and then cut through downtown to get back to the other side of town, where he and Ruth would part ways near the Coldstone, both going to their respective homes.

He still followed that route. Coping. And whatnot.

It was just after noon. Pete had his AP statistics final in the morning, and had no class in the afternoon, because his teachers were proctoring other exams around the school. So here he was. Peter Spankoffski, walking through downtown Hatchetfield, alone. Steph had a full school day, so he wouldn’t see her until later.

“Excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about saving our planet?”

He turned. The Green Peace girl was at it again, with a wide smile and a clipboard in hand.

“It’ll only take a minute of your time,” she continued, now holding out a brochure. Trying to reduce the amount of time he had to talk to her, he took it wordlessly.

“I, um—” his voice cracked, and his face flushed red. Nobody else his age was still having voice cracks. He cleared his throat. “I’ll take a look at it. Saving the world and all.”

Not like he hadn’t done that once already.

The Green Peace girl smiled even wider, and did a little bouncey turn on her heel. The way she bobbed off reminded Pete of Steph when she was in a particularly happy mood. This thought relaxed him a bit.

He tucked the brochure into his pocket and continued walking, though he didn’t get far before he was cut off by someone else.

“Spare change for the homeless?”

Of course he knew that voice. Anyone who spent more than five minutes downtown knew about the homeless man.

Before he even looked at the man in front of him, Pete reached for his wallet. He’d just gotten a bonus at work, so he figured he had a few dollars to spare. Besides, his movie theater job paid surprisingly well.

He grabbed a $5 bill and turned to the man.

“Here you—”

He knew that face.

Older, sure, and a little lost-looking, but there was no doubt about it. Pete was looking at…

“Teddy?”

The 20 year age gap between the Spankoffski boys left them with an interesting dynamic. It was hard to feel like brothers sometimes when one of them was coming home from kindergarten while the other was getting a full time job at CCRP.

But they had their moments. When Pete was learning how to drive, Ted would let him use his car, even though he hadn’t gotten his license yet, or the night before freshman year, when Ted gave Pete his ‘Spankoffski guide to charming the ladies’ guidebook.

Hand trembling, holding out the $5 bill, Pete looked into the cloudy eyes of his older brother. His older older brother.

Somehow, some way… Ted was standing in front of Pete, a shadow of his former self.

“That’s way cool, man,” he said, taking the $5 from Pete. No sense of recollection could be seen.

“Ted, what happened to you…?” Pete watched Ted pocket the money. And then Ted… walked off. Just like that.

“Ted, wait!” Pete called after him, but Ted didn’t turn around. He simply tugged his hat down over his ears and walked off.

With trembling hands, Pete reached for his phone. He spent no more than 3 seconds looking for his brother’s contact info and hitting the call button.

One ring.

Two.

Three.

Four…

“Aren’t you supposed to be in school?”

Pete sighed in relief at the sound of his brother’s voice on the other end of the line.

“No,” he said, “my AP exam was today. Ted, I—” he paused, realizing he had no idea what he was going to say. How do you ask someone if they know that they’re the homeless man from downtown.

He lost his nerve.

“…I was just wondering if you want to hang out later. I— I got a new game, and—”

“Yeah, sure whatever. I get off work at the usual time.” A sound came from Ted’s end of the line, fabric shifting, like he’d adjusted how he was sitting. “Is that all? Because I was about to pull the ol’ Spankoffski charm on this barista that Paul is trying to snag.”

The familiarity of the conversation was enough to ease Pete’s worries. Sure, he’d held court with the Void, lost his two best friends, nearly got shot executioner-style, and ran into what he was certain was some version of his brother in the streets… but all that didn’t matter because somewhere in downtown Hatchetfield, Ted Spankoffski was fine. And so was Pete.

“I don’t say it a lot, but I’m glad you’re my brother, Teddy.”

“Sorry, I was talking to Charlotte. Did you say something?”

Pete smiled and hung up.

Maybe the universe was bigger than he knew and could ever understand.

So what.

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #starkid black friday #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #team starkid #starkid #pete spankoffski #ted spankoffski #hatchetfield #this might be bad #I wrote it in one go at 3am #I just wanted to get it out of my brain #Parker’s Hatchetfield fics

[amazingmsme]

out of pure curiosity who is/are your favorite character(s) to write tkl content for? :]

Aw this is really sweet! Honestly, it chances with the seasons. It ebbs & flows, like the tides

A few years ago, Tony Stark was a big favorite, along with Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes. & Peter Parker for the clout, I knew if I wrote anything with him it would pop off & it did

& then umbrella academy & the witcher came along, & I absolutely adored writing Jaskier & Klaus getting wrecked, they were the pandemic blorbos for me

Now I’m still deep in the critickle role fandom, specifically the mighty nein & Caleb is my most favorite man to see get destroyed. He’s so sad & grumpy & I just need him to smile & laugh himself silly! Honestly Fjord is another one I really need to write more of, he’s canonically ticklish wtf have I been doing? (Writing other things, slaving away at college, graduating, etc.)

Now that I’m aware there’s actually people in the t community who are into Hatchetfield stuff, they’re all at the top of my list! I’ve been holding back for so long because I thought it was just me & a tube sock, but no, there’s actually people who want to read it!! So I’m gonna say both Spankoffski bros, Steph, Paul & Emma, & the lib (yes all of them) but literally everyone from any of these shows ever, I’m so obsessed with them all I just didn’t wanna look too crazy listing every single character

I also really really loved writing Jon Sims getting wrecked in the 2 fics I did with him for tickletober & I plan on making more when I finish the podcast

With the first season of hazbin hotel out on amazon, I’m also gonna say I have a lot of fun writing for both Angel & Alastor. Their accents are so much fun to imagine while writing them & I just really love their vibe! & they’re both a different brand of asshole, but both need to get wrecked as an attitude adjustment

I have so many characters from smaller fandoms or ones I just haven’t written for yet that I’d love to write for! Eiffel from wolf 359 is at the tippy top of that list, he is THE poor meow meow ok he uses humor & references to cope but he’s so sad!

I’d also really to to write for Black Beard, he needs to be wrecked to hell & back

Dr. Flug from villainous is soooo lee coded ok I need to do SOMETHING for that show!

I’m gonna sound real fuckin’ basic for a sec, but Jax from tadc. He’s such a bitch he needs to be put in his place & I need to be the one to put him there! Also Ragatha, I love her so much & just want to see her happy! Also Gangle because she just seems so sweet & sad & needs a good cheering up!

#asks #anon ask #tfb community #avengers #the umbrella academy #tua #the witcher #critical role #critickle role #hatchetfield #the magnus archives #tma #hazbin hotel #wolf 359 #our flag means death #ofmd #villainous #tadc

[thehatchetsun]

heyyy

Hey?

awwww dont be so shy

Shut up

anyways obligatory intro time

im daniel. or dan idgaf

And I'm Drew

were just two buds tryin to vibe in the wild ass town that is hatchetfield

also dont mind the corny title that was drews idea

No it wasn't

yes it was :p

back on track. were both adults

That's all you need to know about our age

good idea

im bi

Aroace, I guess

i think thats all rlly

Sure, we'll end it off here then

[ooc + info under the cut!]

hello hello! it is i, @oneartsygeek !

i was looking at hatchetfield rp blogs and thought, "oh this sounds kinda fun actually" sooo i made a side-blog for these guys

drew parker (in red) is actually not originally made for hatchetfield — in fact, i made him before i knew what starkid even is — but i figured since i made a hatchetfield au version of him some time ago and even a draft for a hypo nmt episode for the guy ... yeah why not

daniel rivera (in uncoloured chat text) is a much newer guy, though not quite for hatchetfield either. i thought the idea of a tax officer in a paranormal setting would be fucking hilarious so. yeah. dan ended up being a hatchetfield oc bc of the power of fixation

also, have the icon bc im proud of it :> i'll probably add their refs here once im done with dan's

besides their text colour ill probably also use tags for 'em; probably #daniel.txt and #drew.txt for ic stuff and #artsy jumpscare for any ooc stuff (art, fics, etc.)

the one rule ive got for this is dont be (too) horny. the muses may be adults but the mun Is Not. if im starting to get uncomfy and tell you to stop, please do so. thats... all, i think.

#artsy's posts #artsy jumpscare #hatchetfield oc #hatchetfield ocs #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #rp intro #drew.txt #daniel.txt

[phantomjellies]

rin’s writing masterlist

the collection of all my writing

all the bold titles are linked to the work! 

my ao3

polygon’s cyberpunk red

little burning and little lies

what if the team didn’t know about vang0′s amnesia? 

marvel cinematic universe

could you believe for all the world (that we’d be here today) 

general, 1k

six years after the snap was reversed, Peter and Tony sit down and have a discussion about love. a soft fic about love and family.

legacies and macaroni art 

general, 700

it’s time for peter to go off to college. a soft fic about family and new beginnings. 

i won’t explain or say i’m sorry 

teen, 1.6k

featuring morgan stark twelve years after her father died. an angsty fic about legacies and expectations.

if we have each other 

general,1.1k

mj thinks about peter, and their relationship. a soft spideychelle fic about breaking down walls and love. 

peter parker and tony stark do a WIRED autocomplete interview 

general, 1.8k

a crack fic that is exactly what’s in the title. soft and angst free

ive got all these demons (but they’re hiding underneath) 

teen, abuse tw, 2.6k

may has a new boyfriend. peter thinks he can take a few punches. and may’s happy, so why should things change? an angsty fic about selflessness and closing yourself off. 

some kind of madness 

teen, in progress

peter wakes up in a place he doesn’t recognize, but the people around him seem to know him very well. a fic about lost identities and expectations.

the adventures of peter parker, intern extraordinaire, touring his own home, ft. embarrassing avengers 

teen, 17k

my field trip fic.

you anchor me back down

teen, in progress

a homeless AU in which tony takes peter in after civil war. a fic about healing and learning to love and forgive.

how natasha romanoff became a vodka aunt

teen, in progress

a series of character studies on natasha romanoff and insights into her life through the years.

the reputation of natasha romanoff (1.3k)

i’m outside my own life (6k)

this hurt that im holding’s gettin’ heavy

teen, 1600

a meeting between peter and tony in the afterlife

the hatchetfield universe

i wont let out future fade away 

general, 1.6k

emma’s had a really shitty day, and all the wants is a hug. a fic about breaking points and acceptance.

carry on (rainbow rowell series)

darling, only you can ease my mind 

teen, 1.8k

baz worries about simon. simon worries about himself. a fic about facing your demons and letting yourself heal. 

poetry

away.

miscellaneous writing

mama. 

a short work inspired by mama by my chemical romance

#rin's writing #fic list #writing list

[the-story-of-the-tucks]

I posted 8,280 times in 2021

81 posts created (1%)

8199 posts reblogged (99%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 101.2 posts.

I added 105 tags in 2021

#beep beep sofia - 17 posts

#starkid - 14 posts

#hatchetfield - 11 posts

#young avengers - 10 posts

#black friday - 10 posts

#tommy shepherd - 10 posts

#tgwdlm - 9 posts

#ethan green - 9 posts

#lex foster - 8 posts

#alice by heart - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#yes i still cant get over the fact that i just dipped the fandom after i posted something that had bad takes and the fandom was not vv nice

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Congratulations to Joaquin Torres for being the second latinx person in the MCU ever🥰 so proud of you, king!!!!❤️

50 notes • Posted 2021-03-20 05:47:49 GMT

#4

Which SC member knows how to drive and which doesn't

56 notes • Posted 2021-01-04 06:13:44 GMT

#3

hc lex foster ate bugs as a child

She 100% did. No one knows except for Ethan and he makes fun of her a lot even tho he ate dirt as a kid so he rlly shouldn't judge her.

63 notes • Posted 2021-01-17 03:22:24 GMT

#2

There should be more of those cheesy Avengers Tower 2012 fanfics where everyone was a family but like, set after Wandavision.

I honestly just wanna see the avengers meeting billy and tommy, especially Peter Parker bc I think they would all vibe.

83 notes • Posted 2021-03-17 09:14:18 GMT

#1

This episode was specifically made for all of y'all fuckers who wrote Camila as abusive in ur fics

91 notes • Posted 2021-08-14 08:09:58 GMT

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