#Pei Ming knows!!

[dyed-indigo]

started reading these books because a friend of mine likes them and i am hooked please for the love of god help me. anyway i'm reading book 5 and this scene immediately made me think of this meme so. sorry.

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #pei ming #i know i should've added the green poison residue that the book describes but i do not care. <3 #my art #fanart #ALSO SORRY TO MY MUTUAL WHO SAID AT SOME POINT THAT THEY DON'T LIKE #''the chinese bl guys with the long hair that i keep seeing everywhere'' #NO CLUE IF YOU MEANT THIS SERIES OR NOT BUT APOLOGIES REGARDLESS

[happypeachsludgeflower]

How awful do you have to be for Heaven to nickname you “the three tumors” when Feng Xin and Mu Qing are around constantly destroying the capital while everyone laughs about it??

Ling Wen, Shi Wudu, and Pei Ming. What did you do??

#I mean yea I KNOW what they did #but that’s just so iconic okay #feng Xin and mu Qing are knwn for mass destruction and all the officials are giggling as they watch placing bets #the three tumors on the other hand are considered terrors even though I’m pretty sure they DONT cause mass destruction and chaos #and at that point no one even KNOWS what Shi Wudu did to He Xuan they just all hate him because he’s a dick #feng xin #fengqing #mu qing #pei ming #ling wen #shi wudu #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf manhua #tgcf spoilers #tgcf novel #tgcf season 2 #tgcf mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf fengqing #tgcf pei ming #tgcf shi wudu #heaven official's blessing #heaven officials blessing #heaven official’s blessing #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx characters #mxtx fandom

[sweepingboy]

modern au fengqing is real because in their world therapy exists while in original universe they just have pei ming and his only advice is to get laid

#don't get me started how these love love each other so much they recognize their problems and work on them to be together #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon #okay actually pei ming can be a very good friend but he treats them sooooo differently #he kinda bullies fx #mq is his favorite because he finds his long lasting crush very touching #and while mu qing has like million doubts and insecurities feng xin is just annoying and stubborn #i just know mu qing watches this psychology videos on YouTube and tries his best to deal woth his passive aggression

[ivoryrisuet]

I really love to think that the demons of the Ghost city admire Xie Lian not only as Hua Chengzhu's husband, but also as a person. Like, they don't tend to hide their emotions when it comes to such things and I feel like most of them truly love and respect their kings(even Qi Rong), because ghosts value actions more than words. And Xie Lian... is a perfect idol. He truly cares for the demons and they can't help but respond with the same warmth and respect.

In the beginning they were too afraid to say a word against Crimson Rain's spouse, but eventually they got to know Xie Lian better and realised that he doesn't care about their past and just does nice things without even manifesting it.

So yeah, when a heavenly official shows up in disguise they mostly hear praise towards a wacky but kind grand uncle.

#and you know they're sincere because HC hates when they call XL grand uncle #XL thinks it's adorable #pei ming laughed his head off when he found out about the nickname #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #tgcf headcanon #tgcf ghost city

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Yin Yu: There are five people and three chairs. What will you do?

• The heaven officials:

Lan Qianqiu and Xie Lian: Get two more chairs

Shi Quingxuan: Cut each chair in half to make 6

Mu Quing: Tell them to get their own chairs

Feng Xin, fearfully: Are there women among them?

Pei Ming: The women can sit on my lap

Quan Yizhen: You only need one chair to beat them all with

Shi Wudu: Force them all to sit on the floor

Jun Wu: Natural selection. Make them fight for their seat

• The ghost kings:

Hua Cheng: Ignore them if it's not related to gege

He Xuan: Feed them to his fishes

Bai Wuxiang: Kill five people

• Not belonging anywhere:

Qi Rong: Eat them all and hog the chairs

#incorrect quotes #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #lan qianqiu #shi qingxuan #mu quing #feng xin #pei ming #quan yizhen #shi wudu #jun wu #heaven officials #ghost kings #hua cheng #crimson rain sought flower #he xuan #black water sinking ships #bai wuxiang #white no face #qi rong #night-touring green lantern #i didn't know who would be the one to kill 2 #so i let it be #yin yu #he still needs to get paid more

[arohuacheng]

imagining the story from pei ming's perspective is rlly funny i think. this god from all that time ago ascends again (you were there for the first two times) and immediately waltzes into a situation that fucks something up for your descendant (putting both of your reputations on the line, messing up how hard your descendant worked to become a god and how hard you worked to ensure that he would have that chance) and then refuses to let you smooth the situation out and on TOP of that your friend's little sister (who hates you and who you are trying to look out for by request of your friend) is on your case about it too. so you've gotta work all that out and then like. you chill for a little bit (still kind of upset about your descendant) until your friend undergoes a heavenly calamity. and then in the space of like A Day the god from earlier shows up again with a fucking ghost king, your friend dies, the little sister you're supposed to be looking out for disappears, and everything just kinda goes to shit. so you're like. grieving. trying to process everything. until your OTHER close friend goes off the fucking rails with the spirit of that guy she murdered, and then you get called out to the spooky ghost mountain where you're confronted with the girl whose death YOU were essentially responsible for and have never really come to terms with, and then like. you just kind of hang out with these gay people until everything resolves itself. fight some ghosts. fight the heavenly emperor. get your friend to stop being evil for a little while so she can fix the filing systems. and then you just have to keep being the god of love i guess

#characters who are so related and yet so unrelated to the story my beloveds #is he really necessary to the story. no! he's so essential to me though #nobody talks about the tragedy of the three tumors... i know it's cause they're awful but c'mon guys... #these three people who only have each other... pei ming losing both of them one after another in their own way... #i think he's probably pretty chill about ling wen being evil. i don't remember how he responds but i don't think he's that worried. #but still. that's two for two on the 'people i care about getting fucked up somehow' list #and then the kid that you're supposed to be emergency older brother to fucking DISAPPEARS. #so you can't even follow through on your promise to your dead friend... #shaking my computer. do you all understand how i feel #pei ming posting tonight. so many thoughts but so little expressed in the pei ming posting #too sleempy... will return to thoughts later #i am going to become the pei ming poster of all time. just watch me #talking #tgcf #pei ming #tian guan ci fu

[menelaus-blue]

is it clear who my favorite characters are? i hope so.

this template is by @/oshikasa over on “the website formerly known as twitter” or whatever

#tgcf #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #feng xin #mu qing #ling wen #shi qingxuan #he xuan #pei ming #lang qianqiu #quan yizhen #jun wu #yushi huang #qi rong #yin yu #ban yue #pei su #ive genuinely never drawn some of these characters in my LIFE why should i be expected to know what pei su looks like

[whisperinggbreeze]

"Has anyone here heard of a god known as the Crown Prince of Xianle?"

Silence.

"Where did you hear that name?" A voice asked sharply. It belonged to General Xuan Zhen.

"I read it in a scroll, and I was curious why I'd never heard of such an interesting figure," Hua Cheng replied smoothly. "It seems like everyone is in the know except me."

General Xuan Zhen scoffed. "If by 'interesting figure,' you mean 'pain in the ass,' then sure. Be glad you've never heard of him. Don't mention him again."

#mxtx #mxtx fanfic #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #tgcf au #tgcf fanfic #tgcf fanfiction #tian guan ci fu #calamity xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #what does a man have to do to get a straight answer around here #like honestly guys #he just wants to know more abt his new boyfriend dont get angry at him #no beta we die like mu qing's ability to say anything remotely nice or helpful ever #mq is a bitch but we love him for it #actually hc not getting a straight answer makes sense i guess nobody in heaven is straight i think #not even pei ming like idk man you cant tell me he ONLY slept with women #somehow i think ive gotten a little off track here #oh well

[yea-baiyi]

i’m actually obsessed with pei ming and yushi huang so much. like this aromantic misogynistic man slut with a string of broken hearts behind him is rescued by a quiet, humble woman who doesn’t think about him at all and he suddenly cannot cope. he’s shaking in fear hes choking on his words he runs out of the room whenever she’s near. he wants her to fuck him so bad it makes him look stupid. insane that mxtx just pulls this bit of characterisation at the last moment and then does not elaborate. i’ve got him in my head like this

#tgcf #pei ming #yushi huang #tgcf meta #sorta #meta stuff #i’m sorry like he’s just. i’m obsessed with him he’s so incredibly funny #pei ming is an absolute asshole and you think you know him as a character #and then mxtx just pulls this bit of characterisation at the last minute and it’s HYSTERICAL #the way he gets soooo overwhelmed once yushi huang is in the vicinity #he doesn’t even explain or try to make excuses he just leaves immediately #disaster man #i should get back to reading tgcf so i can do a meta on him #they’re the equivalent of cumplane for me in tgcf in terms of how hilarious and insane

[yeonslayjun]

I've been reading tgcf fics (mostly hualian) and in almost every single one of them Xie Lian goes " I didn't know whether to laugh or cry" ngl That is one of his iconic line but I KEEP SEEING THAT SHIT EVERYWHERE WHICH MAKE ME GO " I didn't know whether to laugh or cry " PLEASE

Oh and if there's Pei Ming in the fic I can expect Santa going - " HOHO~" I love these pls

and Hua Cheng is a loser and a manwhore wbk

#pei ming my santa #pei mig goes hoho #xie lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry #Maryam didn't whether to laugh or cry seeing how xie lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry #i love reading fluffy hualian fics #i'm gonna die from these domestic fluff #Thank god none of my irl's know about tumblr me #I'm way to unhinged here #hua cheng #hualian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #mxtx tgcf #heaven officials blessing #hualian invented love #crimson rain sought flower #san lang

[shi-qingxuans-child]

Detail in New TGCF Season 2 Intro

Did anyone else notice that in the new intro that the main ships are paired together??

Exhibit 1: beef leaf 🍖🍃

Exhibit 2: Pei Ming x Ling wen

lastly, exhibit 3: feng xin x Mu Qing

Suspicious, is it not? 👀

thanks for pointing this out @antisocialpyromaniac

#We all know what feng xin and Mu Qing are thinking #heaven officials blessing #mxtx #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #tgcf meme #xie lian #feng xin #mu qing #beefleaf #pei ming #ling wen

[matimatti]

So i finished tgcf this week

#great books 10/10 would recommend #tgcf #hualian #i dont know if i imagined it but that scene where they were watching #pei ming and his ex fighting and xl complained about someone snacking when he was the one who started it #that was great. i couldnt find it for the life of me #also sqx’s whole story is just. so painful but perfect #i just really liked reading about xie lian uncovering heavens drama #heaven official's blessing #matinart

[spottedgardeneelstan]

we as a society talk a lot about fudanshi tianlang jun, but i don’t think we’ve explored fudanshi *pei ming* enough. he’s very pumped about hualian, i think if you showed him yaoi he’d be pretty into it. ally king

#tgcf #pei ming #hualian #mentioned #i guess this is where i come out as a pei ming liker #sorry guys i know you’re all disappointed

[bellaroles]

Finished reading Heaven official’s blessing. It’s so damn romantic! I can’t help but be moved by their journey. Still, there’re so many side plots that still not properly cleared up and I really want to know more.

#hua cheng #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #i want to know more about #mu qing and feng xin resolved? conflict? #hua cheng’s story in details during his time in the vocano and how e ming was forged #ling wen hx with the cursed brocade #he xuan and shi qingxuan!! #pei ming and yushi huang no i dont want romance btw them i just wanna see how they become platonic friends #quan yizhen and omg poor yin yu so so many misunderstandings i want a happy ending for them too #no i dont wanna know anything more about qi rong lol #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #san lang #hualian fanart #danmei #hualian

[stiltonbasket]

and what if shi qingxuan/yushi huang. what then

#tgcf #I am the only person on this train and it will not let me off #queen/queen the best ship dynamic #(to me) #yes I know that sqx/hx is the most common sqx ship #and that yushi huang/pei ming is...i think the most popular pairing for both characters? #but sqx and yushi huang are. best girls #and they DESERVE the best #so they should kiss #shi qingxuan #yushi huang

[arohuacheng]

ling wen's giving exposition and he's literally just like. chilling back there.

#first off hiiiiii handsome #second off oh my god the fond look on his face. #they're FRIENDS guys did you know they're FRIENDS!!!! :D #they like each other they care about each other! pei ming's chilling watching his friend give out the deets :D #the fit goes insane though. fantastic pei ming images this episode #talking #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #pei ming #tgcf s2