#Prolonged Exposure

[mangoshibi]

Uh oh bro(zone)

I’m alive again but I’ve fallen in a new fandom and can’t get up !!!!

Look at this two!!! They’re so damn cute!!!!

#shibi art #trolls #trolls band together #trolls poppy #trolls branch #trolls broppy #broppy #doodles #look at them look at them #theyre in love and dancing!!! #my eyes are melting from prolong exposure

[t0bey]

unbandaged florian doodle

#identity v #idv #florian brand #idv fire investigator #I like to think he and Norton’s face scars look different #cuz Florian’s was from prolonged fire exposure while Norton’s was surface level burns from a single explosion #my art

[weirdplutoprince]

Your posts about Omniscient Reader made me read the entire novel in the past two weeks. My brain hurts and I blame you for showing me such amazing story.

I am so sorry but I can only imagine this was your experience as well

#asks #rifusaki #my art #orv #cath comics #orv comics #HOW WAS IT...did you enjoy it #im so glad more people are getting orved because of prolonged exposure #this is so nice its like the opposite feeling as of when people tell me theyre going to read solo leveling bc of me #im glad you could enjoy yourself! #dokjazinho #omniscient reader's viewpoint

[rubensmuse]

#🚨BABYGIRL ALERT🚨 #WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE INADVISABLE #PLEASE PROCEED TO MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE #good to see you again asshole #swtor hunter #swtor #just squirrelly things

[glittter-skeleton]

*to the tune of ‘Shots’ by LMFAO*

SPIES SPIES SPIESSPIESSPIES SPIES SPIES!

#you have no idea how long I spent making him look like Joey Ritcher I’m not even kidding #I’m talkin’ #solid 5 minutes of just drawing and redrawing his wide ass brown #brows* #I think the crush I have on his now is due to the prolonged exposure to his face for this fanart #starkid #spies are forever #agent curt mega #owen carvour #v's art #curtwen

[healpimp]

seeing ppl say tf2 has "no diversity" compared to ovw is so wild. the mercs literally all mentally ill AND they have pyro.

#this is a joke post #i might like ovw but the diversity is pandering #still thinking abt the diversity chart and how they made zarya straight like aight bitch #ovw having a diverse cast is fine. it works for ovw bc of when it came out and its vibe #tf2 came out in 2009 and is a big funny haha play on stereotypes #for example heavy is the big russian macho guy but he isn't stupid in fact he is well read #soldier at first glance looks like he would be republican but any prolonged exposure to him #and you understand he just has rabies #engies texan but has 11 phds... for some reason #and demoman is scottish and just happens to be black #its a joke abt how black men in shooters are always afro american bc its popularized that way thru movies #anyone who thinks tf2 has no diversity is kinda lame bc obv they dont know zhanna or miss pauling #or that all australian women have beards #or that merasmus is genderfluid (???) #like i like ovw and care abt it a medium amnt #but ovw isnt nearly as heartfelt as tf2 #they took some cowardly decisions w ovw #like whatever they did to zarya in ovw 2. god. #and putting genji in pants #and de-assing reaper. unforgivable #like declawing a cat. unethical. how will he defend himself now.

[ddarker-dreams]

my biggest takeaway from star rail so far is that i actually cannot stand paimon. not having an unfunny floating screeching creature with a voice that makes my eardrums want to rupture so they may never experience the sorrow of registering the sound waves she emits is such a breath of fresh air.

#i try so hard not to be a hater but idk what it is #ever since the sumeru archon quest i went from finding her tolerable to muting my sound every time she shrieks on screen #the peace and serenity i experienced during that archon interlude quest when she wasn't there.... #then when she reappears it's like a jumpscare #i use JP voice over so her voice is 2% easier on the ears than the EN squeaky toy abomination #but it's still so grating #legit think prolonged exposure to paimon should be a breach of the geneva convention #that shit could break a prisoner faster than waterboarding #lock plays star rail

[the-woman-upstairs]

Still laughing my ass off at Wes Anderson winning for Best Live Action Short and not being there to accept it, even though everything Poor Things won for should’ve gone to Asteroid City, which, for some unfathomable reason, was completely snubbed despite not only being one of the year’s best films, but also had an easy shoo-in for a Best Original Song nomination, whose slot was given to the fake, dumbass Flamin’ Hot Cheetos song instead.

#mind you i’m laughing the laugh of a person driven insane by prolonged exposure to the academy awards #the oscars #wes anderson #asteroid city

[amygdalae]

also i gotta say Greg this season of sucksession has become an even nastier more vulgar little snake than ever. to the point where i no longer find his awkward bumbling nature endearing. I used to kinda adore him now I just hope he falls into a deep pit causing his unnaturally long frame to fold up like a shitty capitalist accordion

#succession #hes still funny sometimes. and i know hes always been a simpering little schemer man. but hes gotten meaner #gotta be from prolonged tom exposure i guess #paradoxically im enjoying Tom more this season somehow. #but mostly because its hilarious how he n Shiv failed at marriage and are now failing even harder at divorce. i love mess

[dreamerinthemoonlight]

Klee's Day in Sumeru

Also known as the Worst Idea in the History of Teyvat

Thanks to my family for helping me with the concept and execution

CW: Fluff, Klee-typical chaos, maybe a little angst

A/N: This is just a little bit of fun while I try and recharge from my long fic. probably not my most eloquent work, but right now I just need a change in pace. This is also half HC and half fic in a weird sort of way

Characters: Klee, Albedo, Tighnari, Cyno, Alhaitham, Kaveh

Who the hell came up with this idea?! not me.. ok totally me and my family. was very interesting conversation

So... I can only see this happening if Albedo came to teach a class on alchemy and couldn't find a Klee-sitter

Someone decided that after the Good Hunter Stove Incident, Kaeya would not be the best person to Klee sit and Jean is just too busy and very boring. So to Sumeru, Klee goes

Klee is extremely excited and of course promises to be on her best behavior

But still, Albedo is taking the most explosive child known to Teyvat into a great, big forest. He had an inkling starting out, but it could prove to be a bad idea

Spoiler: Tighnari has no hair by the end of it

The trip started alright. Klee is a really good kid and very wholesome.

Both Klee and Albedo were very interested in the flora and fauna, all of which is completely foreign to both of them

Unfortunately, Klee has never seen a rishboland tiger and decides to go pet the kitty cat. After all, it looks like a big version of the cats in the Cat's Tail

When it tries to scratch her, she lets loose one of her treasures and sets a small portion of the forest on fire

Tighnari, being the wonderful forest watcher that he is, comes to the rescue

Klee then receives the worst scolding she's ever gotten before.

Tighnari tries to be gentle, because Klee is obviously just a child, but the menace just set a portion of a rain forest on fire (a part of Tighnari is secretly impressed)

He offers to baby sit because he takes one look at Albedo and his frazzled look and decides that there is no way Albedo is up to handling an explosive-loving child in such a green place

After a few days of instructing Klee on the dangers of the forest, he brings her to Sumeru City to meet Cyno, Nilou, and the others

Once again, Klee promises to be on her best behavior and this time she's determined to do it

Cyno, surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) adores her. She canonically plays TCG so they play several games, though he's saddened when she doesn't understand his jokes

On the fourth day of Klee's visit to Sumeru, Tighnari turns her back over to Albedo

It might have been the worst thing he could have done

While Albedo does his lectures, Klee wanders off. She ends up finding a supposedly out of the way place to start tinkering with her treasures

It doesn't take long for a few inquisitive Kshahrewar researchers to find her and decide to help

Klee is super excited because most people try to curtail her explosive making. The researchers seem to be more enthusiastic than she is, so she happily follows them to a lab where they get to work

Not long after, Klee and the scholars have made the biggest jumpty dumpty the world has ever seen. It's also the most unstable jumpty dumpty the world has ever seen

While the researchers are recording their work (as researchers do) and Klee is smiling so gleefully, it goes boom, destroying a several rooms in the Kshahrewar Darshan.

Thankfully, due to some magical shielding one of the smarter scholars set up (shielding made in case of more explosive experiments and research topics) and a clearing of near by rooms, no one was seriously injured

Alhaitham and Kaveh are the first on the scene--Alhaitham thanks to quick reaction time and Kaveh because he was heading in that direction to start with.

Alhaitham, one of the most calm and collected people in the Akademiya, lets loose a string of blistering expletives, before going on a lecture. Every now and then Kaveh nods his agreement.

He stops when he hears Klee crying and realizes that there's a kid in the corner.

Even the serious and logical Alhaitham softens. (such is the power of Klee) He goes over and awkwardly wipes away the dust from her face.

"What happened?" he asks her, trying to tone down his voice.

A situation so far out of his expectations has him on his metaphorical heels. After all, what the hell is a scarlet clad kid doing in a Kshahrewar lab and what the hell is exploding.

Klee explains, through hiccups, that Albedo was doing something and she was bored and that the researchers were helping her build a new and improved jumpty dumpty recipe.

At this point, Cyno and Albedo had reached the origin point of the explosion.

Cyno starts interrogating the researchers while Albedo checks Klee over for injuries.

When Albedo is sure she's alright, he pulls her in for a hug.

"You have to be careful, Klee. You could hurt someone."

"The nice people said it was OK. That I could build the biggest treasure ever."

Albedo just sighs and looks over at the cowering researchers. "You shouldn't talk to strangers, Klee."

"But everyone in Mondstadt is so nice."

Archons save me. She's just too innocent.

Soon, Cyno comes over to the two visitors.

"I'm sorry for the trouble," Albedo says before the Mahamatra can speak. "Klee loves making treasures, though she almost never sets them off inside."

"The researchers are taking full responsibility. They said they approached Klee while she was tinkering with something and asked her if she wanted help building something bigger. I, personally, am not going to blame her for the recklessness of a few researchers."

"Thank you so much."

"If you'd like someone to watch over her, I can do so. I don't mind taking time off if it prevents the demolition of buildings and the destruction of more forest land."

"Please. I still have several more days of lectures and I don't have the time to watch her."

"Then I'll speak to Lesser Lord Kusanali. Perhaps the Lesser Lord would like to meet such an interesting young lady. Would you like to meet the Dendro Archon, Klee?"

"Dendro Archon? Like Lord Barbatos?"

"Mhmm."

"Please, Big Brother Cyno!"

The last few days go without a hitch, with Klee spending most of her time learning Sumeru children's games from Cyno and Nahida.

Eventually, however, it is time to return home, where the dreaded solitary confinement awaits a wayward, wholesome pyromaniac.

#So so fun #Klee is an adorable chaos gremlin #Sumeru would NOT survive prolonged exposure to Klee #Then again Mondstadt barely survives #The good hunter stove certainly doesn't #Klee #Cyno #Tighnari #Albedo #Alhaitham #Kaveh #genshin fic #klee-centric #genshin impact #genshin #teyvat talk

[baalzebufo]

its time for my yearly Random Gideon Event

had a dream where he showed up the other night so I immediately was reminded of my awesome boy and needed to draw my older design again... can you believe its been literally years since the GF finale. god

anyway gideon remains one of my favourite characters and every now and then I decide to think about him again. this is my 'canon' version of him where he becomes a decent dude. still vain and petty and a bit of a jerk, but he's gotten over a LOT of his baggage thanks to therapy and having a group of cool gay motorcycle prison uncles. him and dipper felt comfortable enough to reach pen pal status and he writes em about the weird crap he sees around town sometimes

hes Doin' Okay :)

#alloyart #gideon gleeful #gravity falls #also ghost-eyes is here #also about the glowy eyes. turns out prolonged exposure to cursed objects at such a young developmental age has long-lasting effects #(the bolo-tie hes wearing is just a replica. that thang is broken for good) #but yeah he actually DOES have psychic powers now. mild ones. but they're baked into that boy. he doesn't realize it though #because I think its funny if we do literally three different twists back and forth over 'is he/isnt he psychic' #god I missed thinking about gideon. genuinely one of my favourite characters of all time. my awful son

[camelspit]

Oooh why are you a Lava Cake hater? I’m so curious

😔😔😔 ive been discovered /j

I'm not even really a hater I'm just strongly. disinterested in it. It doesn't do anything for me, and I'm struggling to see how it got so popular (no hate to the shippers though lmao have fun!!!)

maybe this is gods revenge for the garvar era. punishing me for my crackship with another one. 😔

#i think im probably going to block the lava cake tag #theres so much of it in the main tag now and i just cant make myself care #i think fitz and marella could have an interesting dynamic? #in the first book she was sort of on dexs side about the whole vackers better than thou shit #she was the not like other girls gossip girl and he was the popular boy. #in a cheesy 2000s highschool movie? I think they have potential #and in canon it might be interesting to explore their relationship #when shes grown into an ability that marks her as a reject and unmatchable with him #but in canon i also cant see what would attract them to eachother in the first place. #maybe just prolonged exposure over the years slowly wearing away that distance between them? #sorry about the rambling tags lmao im just kind of writing down my thought process #now that im being forced to think about it though. i think it does have some potential. #it does seem like it can be an interesting dynamic but i still cant fully see it as romantic. if that makes sense. #kotlc

[stinkrascal]

that one post thats going around thats like “What hobbies do you have that ARENT related to media consumption!” and everyone’s replies are like “i love writing and creating art!” because those things are completely separated from the media you consume im sure. it just so happens that youve had the most original idea ever that wasnt influenced by the media you consume at all in the slightest. god whispered the idea into your ear in a dream

#how did you guys unironically convince yourselves it is a bad thing to engage with art #talking about reading too many books and watching too many movies like yall are gonna overdose on media 😭 #yall act like im about to start baking bread in full silence and call that a hobby #like does the hobby negate itself if im also watching tv while im baking bread? can i watch tv if it’s educational? #will my brain melt from prolonged exposure to modernity if im listening to dance gavin dance while i bake bread #what if instead of worrying about whether engaging with Too Much Art is rotting your brain. what if we all died instead. what then

[reallifemoonmoon]

Ok so

Gabriel is pretty chill in stressful/dangerous situations, right?

And being contacted by Mercury for a job didn't surprise him, obviously, he works for her. But it also doesn't happen in a frequency where he can't have a 4 month relationship and brush it off with a "I've been busy."

But his first question was "What kind of job?"

And Mercury immediately reassured him "Oh, nothing dangerous, darling"

Soooooooo....

If transporting a young blood witch (who she knew would be hunted by the council but she obviously didn't tell him that) out of fairborn territory and over two countries is a "not dangerous" job

if that kind of job was so usual that Gabriel knew exactly what they might need if it went sideways (like the front door suddenly not being an option anymore, or the gun hidden in his pizza box)

if it going sideways mostly just made him roll his eyes and curse (and hell, he reacted so quickly with the table at the Ozanne massacre)

Then what is considered a dangerous job?

But my real question is this:

Is Gabriel a Hitman?

#is he tho #this got out of hand #gabriel boutin #the bastard son & the devil himself #tbsatdh #mercury #quick reminder that prolonged exposure to mercury may cause brain damage

[featuresofinterest]

i do wish tv local news was more than "here's the horrifying violent crime that happened near you today. also look at these disgusting disgusting homeless people killing the city. and now for sports and the weather" and i sure wish my parents didn't consume this every single day

#my dad told me about these 13 year olds who stole a car and got a gun somehow and he was like #'and the police couldn't question them! until a lawyer was present! because they were minors!' #and i was like 'no one should ever talk to the police without a lawyer present???' #and then he went on about how they won't be in jail long because they're minors. #gee dad maybe putting children in jail for years is uh. bad? #not that local news is sole reason he thinks this way but. prolonged exposure does warp your brain #also between that and nextdoor my mom is so cooked

[akkivee]

from a gold shachihoko to a copper shachihoko huh 🤔

#vee queued to fill the void #i’m trying to put together a look at kuukou’s various symbols on his outerwear for a post and was mildly surprised lol #like kuukou’s colours are muted and that’s obvious from the moment you see his entire fit yeah #but it completely flew over my head that kuukou’s shachihoko changed since it’s one of the few aspects of kuukou’s attire that carried over #lol we back to kuukou analysing in the tags this is great lmao so i was thinking #i haven’t gotten around to posting it but one of kuukou’s lines for new years in arb is him stressing to stay healthy #like he even says not to overdo it!!!!!! #i always wondered what aspect of smoking & drinking kuukou doesn’t like and it seems to be pointing to the body/mind ruining aspect #(tho to be that aware of it is still hmmmmm lol 🤔) #real gold should never have to be polished and usually withstands the elements quite fine but copper!!!! #turns green under prolonged exposure to water air etc and that’s what happened to kuukou’s speakers like it’s an oxidised copper dragon lol #so we have a kuukou who has gone from bright colours and golds to a kuukou in darks and copper a less resilient metal #best case scenario it’s just symbolic of kuukou’s experiences!!!! like his speaker is of a dragon that has been exposed and weathered a lot #but is still going strong kicking ass taking names lol #worst case scenario i think is that it’s a 🚩 🚩🚩that kuukou’s being weathered down by something and not in a good way #nodders yup yup yup we back to worrying about kuukou starting off his year STRONG lmao