Manhwas on Crack, Part 1: Female Leads
oh so, arya name spelling is actually aria, and she's from becoming the villain's family.
aria, is from the villainess reverses the hourglass.
i changed spelling so you guys could tell them apart.
same thing with leticia and leti. leticia is from a way to protect the lovable you. and leti is from my husband hides his beauty. leti's proper name is leticia as well, changed so to tell them apart here.
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Carnelia, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Carnelia, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Carnelia: Someone moved my M&Ms, and now I am going to start killing.
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Athanasia: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
Roxana: Athanasia, are you okay?
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Carnelia: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Roxana: Why not 24/7?
Carnelia: Snack breaks.
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Dahlia: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Cayena: You're a hazard to society.
Ruby: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Melissa: HELP! I TOLD ARIA I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!!
Eris, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Cayena: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!
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Ashtarte: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Karen: Not if they consent to it.
Aria: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Arya: YES-?!
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Cop: You're recieving a ticket for having three people on a motorcycle.
Keira: Shit.
Athanasia: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Medea: OH MY GOD KAREN FELL OFF!!
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Medea: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you...Psyche and I are dating.
Psyche, Keira, Juvelian, Florentia: gasp
Medea: Psyche, why are you surprised?!
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Florentia: Stressed.
Charlize: Depressed.
Psyche: Posessed.
Juvelian: Obesessed
Evienrose: Impressed.
Keira: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Keira: I just wanted to join in.
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Hilise, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Yurishien: Hello.
Elvia: Hi.
Aisha: Hey!!
Evienrose: Hey.
Hilise: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Elvia: We were out of Doritos.
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Elvia: Okay, who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Hilise: Language.
Ruby: Yeah, watch your fucking language!
Regina: Okay, who taught Ruby the fuck word?
Yurishien: 'the fuck word.'
Aisha: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Elvia: Oh my god, she censored it.
Hilise: Say fuck, Aisha.
Yurishien: Do it. Say fuck.
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Raeliana: What's the time?
Leticia (a) : I don't know. Pass Irene that saxophone and we'll find out.
Irene: *plays saxophone very loudly and extremely out of tune*
Leticia (m) : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 AM?!
Shuri: It's 2 AM.
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Shuri: Where is Raeliana, Leti?
Leti: Doing stuff.
Shuri: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Leticia?
Leti : Trying to stop Raeliana from doing the stuff.
Shuri: And Irene?
Leti: Trying to stop Leticia from stopping Raeliana from doing the stuff.
Shuri: I see. Why are you here?
Leti : Supposed to stop you from stopping Irene from stopping Leticia from stopping Raeliana from doing the stuff.
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Melissa: My only talent is being stress.
Leilin: Don't you mean 'being stressed'?
Melissa: Nope.
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Leilin: ...Athanasia, why are you sitting on the table?
Athanasia: I'm the crown princess, I sit where ever I want!
Leilin: Where's the spider?
Athanasia: ...Under the table.
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A/n: get ready, because there is a lot lot lot more coming.
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I enjoyed what i read of The Crimson Lady but I'm incapable of reading ongoing series (still stuck on ch 28 of the manhwa). No object permanence in this brain
Dullan is such a poor little meow meow, wet beast (if i remember correctly he is quite literally wet in his first appearance)
(I'm kinda worried i'll regret saying this if he did something truly heinous in the chapters i haven't read. but whatever)
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