One of the funniest things is:
“Right, where does Bernard live?”
“Roy, we are not going to go beat up a little kid.”
“Why not?”
Immediately followed by:
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what if kendall is worse than logan? logan blamed himself for bringing the polio to his baby sister. kendall literally went in for the fucking kill on roman, on the day of their dad's funeral, when roman was literally in pieces, with no remorse. what if he's not like him. but worse
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I know tom knocked on the bathroom door in the plane, said “pissing all by yourself, handsome?” killing logan instantly
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shiv's motivations for voting to pass the gojo deal are so layered and i don't think they should be dismissed in favour of any one interpretation. shiv desperately grabbed on to a lifeline for her relationship with tom. shiv was the deciding vote and she couldn't bear to hold the crown only for a moment just to place it atop her brother's head. shiv knew she would have more influence as wife of CEO rather than sister of CEO. shiv absolutely hated seeing kendall crystallize into logan before her eyes, especially when he made roman bleed ("and if we did kill him we get to go to bed") -- succession has always been about siblings so of course she tried to free her brothers before her child. shiv still thinks she can raise her child with all the material benefits of being the daughter of waystar CEO while doing better by her, whatever that means. and all of those things are true
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I love you, but you’d kill me...and I’d kill you
guys i was so wrong the market has crashed and idk if there’s time to recover
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