#SORRY IT'S COMPELLING LOL

[kenobihater]

tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

#SORRY IT'S COMPELLING LOL #i was gonna write up a meta post abt astarion but im only in act 1 & havent got as firm a grasp on his character as id like to do that yet #one day soon mayhaps... #len speaks #len's memes #astarion #<-tagging my current blorbo du jour bc he's the reason this post exists

[tubbytarchia]

Oh, I'll bow my head, I'll clip my wings I was never gonna make it anyway (x)

#haha whats this doing here I dont remember drawing this #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity fanart #trafficblr #thank you to the person who introduced me to this song among others in the Jimmy brainrot #you know who you are #it was Bree #tubby art #Im not going to expand on ideas here lol but fuck yeah Jimmy clipped wing symbolism #sorry to anyone whos annoyed by the constant canary theme etc but dude its way too good symbolism and imagery sorry #I dont make the rules #this is why his character is so cool and compelling and makes me wanna rip my hair out #Jimmy is a very good and capable man. I hope the angst art etc doesnt make people think that I think otherwise #you can be cool and capable and still suffer baby!!!

[mossymage]

Heart full of fire - Eyes full of stars

#sorry sorry i was compelled to draw dorian chest hair #i’m remembering how fun fanart is #not beating the man enjoyer allegations #idk whats going on with the robe dont ask lol #dorian pavus #dragon age inquisition #dragon age #dragon age art #da:i #da:i fan art #dorian #bioware

[marcilled]

The thing that freaks me out the most about the floormasters in totk (at least, i assume that's what they're called), is that there seems to be absolutely no warning whatsoever when and where they spawn... they just appear out of nowhere while you're exploring, and hunt you down with that horrifying music. What's even worse is that, should you attempt to snap a picture of them for your compendium... Nothing happens. It's like they're not even there; the purah pad doesn't register them. It's like link is battling his fucking sleep paralysis demons.

Or, an even more compelling theory- they represent the evil that resides in his arm. No one else can see it, and it doesn't show up even on high-tech devices. There's no compendium entry about it, no one else seems to think it exists. So why is it haunting link so? It's the gloom in his hand, manifesting in his mind as arms literally reaching from the depths to drag him under.

#vivi bleats #totk #totk spoilers #if i got this wrong somehow ... sorry i am still working my way thru the game :salutes: #im just very compelled by this idea now lol

[sensitiveheartless]

Non-canon Howl AU doodles :D

#dazai can summon up just enough arm strength to dangle Chuuya off the ground cause he’s a menace #I felt kinda compelled to draw fluff after how angsty my last post was alskdjfj #I mostly colored them with my left hand lol #also sorry chapter 19 is taking so long—my hands are really making progress go at a snails pace #howl’s moving castle au #my art #bsd #soukoku #skk #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai

[cryptidafter]

Lan "I don't give a fuck about anyone or anything except my husband" Wangji...becomes the head of cultivation society?

I know censorship wouldn't allow LWJ and WWX to go have their post-temple tumble in the bushes but there had to be a better decision than that.

#cryptid’s thoughts #he's a worse choice than NHS lol #(sorry but if you expect me to believe either of them would care enough to want all that responsibility...I need some compelling evidence) #yes LWJ 'goes where the chaos is' but that's exactly why he would hate dealing with tedious meetings and politics #he does not care what the other sects do so long as it doesn't interrupt his sexy times with wwx lol #there's a reason LXC is sect leader even beyond him being the eldest #he handles the whole social niceties part a lot better than LWJ #(no I'm not suggesting he should be Chief Cultivator either he's been through ENOUGH. Let that man rest)

[fairyroses]

I’m sorry... it wasn’t me. Are you sure?

SMALLVILLE — 1.15 / 2.04 / 4.17  ↳ dark!Clexana ‘expressing certain desires’ to each other 👀

#this was originally just gonna be a textpost about how I think it'd be fun and sexy to ship the dark versions of these three with each other #but then I started actually thinking about it and realized that each of them literally had a scene where they tried to seduce the other two #(or in clex's case as close to 'seduce' as they could get in the early 2000s) #(like their 'desires' might not be explicitly romantic but 'run away with me' and 'rule the world with me' are both pretty freakin' gay lol) #anyway I instantly felt compelled by the giffing gods to stay up till 5am last night making this #like I'm sorry but the throuple energy here is INSANE #if every side of a love triangle isn't this obsessed with each other then I don't want it #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lana lang #clark kent #lex luthor #clexana #clana #lexana #clex #sv 1x15 #sv 2x04 #sv 4x17 #my gifs #(and to be clear when I say 'dark versions' I don't necessarily mean 'evil'... maybe 'shadow selves' is a better term for it) #(because they're all manifestations of the things each character tries to repress... they both are and aren't 'really' them) #anyway agents of shield knew what tf was up when they had fitzsimmons' shadow selves make out onscreen. that shit RULED

[judasisgayriot]

we've shared the laughter and the pain... we've even shared the tears... (belated birthday present for @buildarocketboys)

#glee #gleeedit #blam #blaine anderson #sam evans #anni edits #sorry for being a kl*ine hater but i am so over it forever #whatever insane thing sam and blaine have going on in this episode is so much more compelling to me lol #how blaine sings this completely inappropriate for the situation song at sam while like. crying. #how the whole ep is about sam doggedly trying to get blaine to admit his feelings for him when blaine is trying not to. #real straight guy behaviour #anyway stan blam. lol #blam4han

[percocet]

x

#anthony green #anthonygreenedit #ls dunes #lsdunesedit #he compels me im sorry #anthony #riot fest 2022 #it's like 1 am im gonna go to bed lol gn hope everyone made it out safe! #.mine

[mummer]

the part of the episode where the toymaker was like “look what horrible things and sad endings happen to the companions” and they were just straight up all moffat made me scream laughhhhhhfjfh

#YEAH. I KNOW. COMPELLING ISNT IT. #ISNT IT DRAMATICALLY INTERESTING. WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN #doc who #and the fact he was like… you dont need to care about the chibnall companions idk them. Thanks 👍 #im wheezing thinking about capaldi watching this episode completely aghast #edit if u are rbing this to be mad at moffat. that is your prerogative but it was not my intention with this post lol. sorry

[facetsofthecloset]

i'm sure it's been said but i feel like both Raxtus and Ronodin can be argued as "the only gay kid in the family and consequently shunned/rejected" and it's like. so weird bc Mull is so Mormon he'd probably rather eat his shorts than even acknowledge the possible existence of gays but

i mean. Raxtus literally has a fairy form. he's a fairy dragon.

Ronodin was just emo lol

and they both get so thoroughly rejected and sidelined by their families their whole lives and it turns Raxtus into an awkward but basically decent guy who runs back to the approval of his family once he's performed masculinity/violence enough to be accepted, only to then realize that he's basically just being used and still not fully trusted/accepted and having to betray them to save his real friends

(who sadly are probably actually homophobic but that's ok bc they're not dragon-phobic so that works out for him)

while Ronodin's like "fuck it. chaos and murder then!" and can you really blame him? he spent his entire life trying to conform to the "right" (in this case, Light) way of life, started spending time with the outgroup and learned to question things, then was told he was "too corrupt" to remain in his home

like. the symbolism is right there.

it's so funny, because sure Raxtus isn't a bad guy, but Ronodin definitely is and he pretty much gets sent to a type of hell at the end of Dragonwatch

and while Raxtus gets kind of a happy ending, like, him becoming an effective killer in a war and being accepted by his dad for being Good At Murder in the first Fablehaven series is presented as a happy ending. if Celebrant didn't wind up being the main villain for Dragonwatch, that probably would've been the end of it! gay kid learns how to soldier and is finally accepted by his homophobic family bc he's finally aggressive enough for them to love him

(i mean i have MANY issues with Celebrant being the main villain later and the reasons he's framed as bad but like. that's a separate rant lol)

the queer reading is right there. but also it's very bad and you can tell completely unintentional. or at the very least highly repressed. idk man i don't look into Mull as a personal individual bc i doubt i'll like what i see and i don't care that much but Dragonwatch was SO MUCH MORE MORMON than Fablehaven already was and it's so weird, seeing the fingerprints of it all over.

i feel like he either has a new editor or he's been doing this for long enough and sold enough books that he has the clout to veto changes made by editors or SOMETHING, bc i feel like? he's gotten worse?? and more unfiltered?? that or something happened and he's like. even more religious than before or something idk

like fablehaven was just kinda generic/bland fantasy with some fun ideas for magic items/powers/one sentence character premises, with just a hint of sus Mormon ideology, and then Dragonwatch just went. Full Mormon.

but then there's somehow even more weirdly queer shit. like. he's repressing so hard he's approaching queer from the other side??

idk man i wish this deeply mediocre man's writing wasn't a formative piece of middle school reading, leading to me still giving more of a shit than i really should over questionable children's literature now

#i mean it seems like his wife may or may not have divorced him between the series's so maybe that had something to do with it #i didn't look too deeply into it i just kinda guessed from his about the author blurbs wording changes #also wtf was up with the weird borderline piss/humiliation kink thing in the latest candy shop war book? #like. that was. that was not funny at all if it was meant to be comedic. like the execution was SO BOTCHED if so #and if it wasn't??? it was just????? UNCOMFY??? #sorry i'm tired and kind of delirious and for whatever reason this man's writing's squandered potential still haunts me #like genuinely if i ever publish original fiction there's a good chance it'll be fanfic of this with the serial numbers filed off #like 'MINE I'LL DO IT /RIGHT/ OK GIMME' #fablehaven #dragonwatch #i know ronodin is overrated and like. yeah he's not really a sexyman to me but he IS still compelling as a character #i think he's funny i wanna be his therapist #like stereotypical him lying down on a chaise longue thing #but also i reserve the right to make fun of him so like. not a very ethical therapist lol #get it all out queer boy let's get you to a gay club and find some fairies who WILL accept you #just cool it with the murder and the manipulation a bit y'know

[koipalm]

For sy attendant au - what are SQQ attitude and feelings towards SY, if you don't mind me asking?

Because what I read so far hadn't painted him in good light. Like sure - he wants to survive and SY is an key asset in that, but the way he goes around it is... questionable.

so i answered this ask about it but i just realized that i dont think i tagged it with anything so. MY BAD thats my bad

the long and short of it is that sqq is definitely not a good person in this au lol. granted theres less of the overt child abuse because sy is able to stop some of that but sy still is very much a servant to him. one of the better things about this au is that sqq really just sees sy as a means to an end.. there is some attachment to him but sqq really does not really see sy as someone with his own agenda outside of like. living comfortably. its kind of good in a way that like sqq will grant sy a general amount of mobility around the sect because of sy's vague position and he doesnt reeaally care what shen yuan is doing if its not actively doing work for the peak or sqq.

sqq really sees sy as more of like. a political pawn? in a way. like he keeps sy close for appearances around the sect and he does in some way feel like hes doing charity work because by extension of working for him sy is granted a fair amount of power and status. but he doesnt care what shen yuan does in his free time or for fun. sqq is not the worst person of all in this au but he is definitely someone who isnt afraid of using others to help himself. that and like. its definitely a pat on the back for him of being able to say "well you were sent here to take my place and instead of killing you as was my right i HELPED you and i even gave you your own place on this peak and look at you now. youre mingling with some of the best and the brightest that the cultivation world has to offer" like nevermind that he isnt interested in helping sy with his own cultivation lawl

ok that wasnt short at all sorry but sqq is using sy but he also feels like hes helping him a bit. its a pretty unequal give and take so they definitely have an unhealthy relationship. that being said i think sy goes out of his way to misunderstand sqq a lot because he allows his hate of sqq to shape how he sees his actions.. so he doesnt put a lot of effort into actually examining how sqq differs from the book. also now that ive had a lot of time to think on this au i dont really think that sy's end goal in all of this would be to LEAVE as much as it would be he would want an actual firm position and leverage over sqq so he didnt feel so unstable. that and he does feel indebted to sqq. he could probably handle being around the guy if sqq didnt have so much say over his life

#sy attendant au #ask #and when i say being around the guy i mean that shen yuan would snark at him a lot and yell and theyd both get on each others nerves #but shen yuan wouldnt feel compelled to like. actually damage his cultivation or poison his tea #and sqq finds it hard to relate to sy because he literally appeared by a higher being dropping him from another world #and sy is so fundamentally different in his modern beliefs that sqq feels both that hes hardening him up and protecting him by making #him his assistant. to him its kind of like helping a venomous insect and then keeping it in a terrarium to study LOL #and yeah its rly questionable i think its funny if they had a really unhealthy relationship. gay people LOSE! #ok sorry i always say so much but its because i have so much to say.. thanks for asking! i love talking about my aus #svsss

[gatorlovebot]

Both puppy and werewolf soap are the type to be so horny they fuck you sore to the point you need to ice your pussy. They of course, want to be good boys and help, so they hold the ice pack for your still-pleasure-wrecked mind, only to get horny thinking about the fact that the ice pack is right against your pussy, so they grind it against you until to cum again, while they whine and whimper and beg to see it just one more time.

Definitely licks your cum off it too.

-🐶

anon, you are so right, as always. they’re horny disasters, but they’re your horny disasters. they’re hardwired to want to make you cum as many times as possibles because they simply want to be good boys. they also love the way you sound and feel when you cum around their cocks. it’s hard for them to differentiate your whimpers of pelasure and whinpers of pain when everything starts to fee too much but eventually you’re able to push them off.

you have to assure them that yes they did a good job and made you feel good but maybe a little too good. they hold the ice pack against your cunt and its still so slick and it smells so good they can’t help themselves when they start to move it against your clit. they just want to watch your pussy cum again :( and as your body shakes from overstimulation they lap up your cum being the helpful good boys they are.

#🐶 anon #puppy simon #i love soap but i haven’t really been compelled to write any reader stuff with him #idk what it is but i’m really only interested in writing him with simon #and sorry anon i let this sit in my inbox for a while bc last night i had a little moment lol #i should probably take a break from this blog but i’ll miss my 🐶 anon too much :(((

[lunar-years]

Also my toxic marvelous mrs maisel trait is that I love joel im a total joel apologist and if he and midge end up back together I’m cool with that too. But at least I can recognize that’s my toxic trait!

#they’re cute and they’ve both grown a lot over the seasons and I think Joel has had an excellent arc #he’s compelling like!!! I’m sorry!!! he’s a disaster man but that’s exactly my type. unfortunately. #like I’m sorry the rest of you don’t see it but…….. #tmmm #the marvelous Mrs maisel #I haven’t started the last season so this is separate from any of that lol I’m just thinking about it #joel maisel

[finalgrillwillgraham]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE MARINE ARCHIVES AU (I'm using the Eyes power to Compell you and it's working)

OKAY SO BASICALLY. I made this AU because of the dumbest pun imaginable, involving Helen and Melanie.

I’ll show the pun at the end of the post.

Under the cut is an assortment of fish character conversions and headcanons. :)

Melanie King: pufferfish.

Helen Distortion: I originally thought of her as an eel, but later on I changed her character to a catfish. Y’know. (as much as the Distortion can be one single species)

Michael Distortion: cuttlefish. They can change their colors/patterns to deceive prey!

Jonah Magnus: Malawi Eyebiter. This one might be self-explanatory, but I think it’s fun to picture little eyebiter Jonah living inside Eel-Elias’s head. speaking of which,

Elias Bouchard: Green Moray Eel. Did you know that green moray eels aren’t even actually green. How fucked up is that.

Jonathan Sims: Cuatros Ojos (Four Eyes). They technically only have two eyes, but their eyes are split so that they can see above and below the surface of the water!! I think they’re neat. They’re also known for refusing to die when they’re outside of the water and exposed to air.

Nikola Orsinov: clownfish. Pretty self-explanatory, I think.

NotThem: octopus. Slimy little bastards who mimic other animals.

Georgie Barker: jellyfish. It just feels right to me.

That’s as far as I’ve gotten with character conversions, but I also have some random headcanons:

During the fisheyepocalypse, holes in coral could be seen to have eyes peeking out of them.

Allegiances between entities are slightly different! For example:

The Dark and the Stranger kinda band together at the bottom of the ocean, and the Vast is extremely powerful.

The Buried has a lot more to do with water pressure, but many statements that would have been related to heavy rain or getting choked on water now have to do with suffocating on air underwater.

The Hunt now obviously has a lot more to do with underwater predators than wolves and things like that above water. They have more power in this fish world.

The Vast also has pretty easy prey, and avatars sometimes take the shape of very large creatures such as blue whales.

The Slaughter is probably not as powerful here, because I don’t know how many fish go to war with each other…

I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t look up spider fish because that sounds like nightmare fuel to me, but I know that they exist. They scuttle around on the floor, and that’s what the Web embodies itself as, instead of regular spiders.

I think that the Extinction might actually be more powerful here, and may have become a fully fledged Fear. Y’know, because of all the plastic, oil, and general trash that’s contaminating the ocean.

The Corruption probably has a similar influence, but maybe a little less potent because of the lack of hive-minded bugs (at least, I think there are no hive-bugs underwater. I don’t really want to look that up).

I think it’d be really funny if the Spiral just worked like normal, and it opened like, mini doors in coral for fish to swim through.

Although I guess in this AU, there needs to be some sort of institute and fish society. So yeah, the Distortion could function pretty similarly to canon TMA.

As for the Lonely, I think that would work pretty similarly (see above), but its famous fog might not work out underwater. Maybe it just makes the water go really still and cold, indicating the absence of other life-forms.

The Eye is one I’m not so sure about, but if we believe the previous (^^) statement, the Eye might function pretty similarly to canon.

Now I’m gonna include the joke that started this off in the first place, but bear in mind that this might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever thought of….

Fish!Helen: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fish!Melanie: ... Fish!Helen: A fsh! :)

(I’ll tag you because I know that tumblr can be weird about answered asks. @samwise1548 )

#its okay the pun is pretty much the dumbest thing ever #but i like this au lol #damn i guess the eye really did compel me because this might be the longest post i’ve ever written #tma #the marine archives #tma au #ALSO im sorry for the ass formatting; tumblr just will not work with me