#Sal Vulcano

[americas1suiteheart]

Impractical Jokers has taken over all of my interest, especially Q, so here you guys go, some Brian Quinn stuff.

Not In On the Joke

Brian "Q" Quinn x Fem! Reader

Summary; The Jokers have to do certain tasks to win in the park, and a certain task given by the rest of the Jokers leads Q to talk to you. (I've gotten really bad about writing summaries, sorry).

Notes; This was an idea I had in my head for a while so I decided to just get to writing it. This one's also just a little short, too short for my liking but I wanted to post something.

Extra Note; The words in italics are the rest of the Jokers talking into the earpiece.

Warnings; Some cursing, but that's about it.

Word Count;

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"Alright, Q, it's your turn now, go on out there". Sal says. The rest of the Jokers watch Q as he walks to the middle of the park and stands in a random spot.

"Alright, give me somethin', anything and I'll do it, I'm not gonna lose to Murr." Q says, rubbing his hands together and swaying slightly.

The Jokers stay quiet for a few moments trying to spot someone they can get Q to go up to. "Okay, you see the person wearing the blue cardigan, go walk up to her." Joe speaks into Q's earpiece. Q does as asked and Murr speaks into the earpiece.

"Okay, what now?"

"Kinda creep up on them from behind and tap their shoulder and say, "I was watching you from over there, I gotta say, you look really interesting."" Murr says, giggling.

Q sighs, running his hand through his hair and walks up from behind to the girl. He gets close to her and taps her shoulder. She turns around slowly and stares up at him confused.

"Excuse me, but I was watching you from over there and I gotta say, you look really interesting." Q says, turning around and pointing at a random spot in the park and looking back at the girl, standing awkwardly in front of her.

The woman stays looking at him, not saying a word with her mouth slightly agape for a few seconds. "Oh, uh. Interesting? What do you mean by interesting?" She says, furrowing her eyebrows in confusion.

"Well uh, you know.. Interesting." Q replies, shrugging his shoulders.

"Make her as uncomfortable as possible. Just stay quiet and just stare at her." Joe says. Q could hear giggling from Murr and Sal through his earpiece.

Q turns his head away and lets out a breathy laugh, shortly turning back to the woman and staring her in the eyes with as blank of a face as he could with wide eyes.

The woman stares at him for a while before finally looking at anywhere else but at him and letting out an uncomfortable laugh. She scratches the back of her neck and stares down at her feet.

Q felt terrible, he doesn't like looking at people directly either, and it definitely seemed like she did either. There was just an awkward silence for an uncomfortable amount of time, that would be quickly fixed by the rest of the Jokers, as they began speaking into Q's earpiece again.

"Okay, okay, I want you to ask for her number." Sal says. Q could practically hear the smile just by the way he said it.

Q turns away from the woman again. "Is this one of those things where you get one of your friends to be in on the joke? Because if it isn't then I might just get punched in the face in a minute." Q says quietly into the mic hidden on him.

"Nope, she's not in on the joke, unfortunately for you, man. But you can always take the loss." Sal replies.

"You guys are dicks." Q says quietly before turning back to face the woman.

She had an odd look on her face, not even so much uncomfortable anymore but just confused. "Uh, were you saying something?"

"No, no, I wasn't saying anything, sorry."

"Dude she probably thinks you're insane right now!" Murr says, laughing as he does so.

"He uh, do you think... Oh my god... Do you think, that I can maybe get your number, sweetheart?" Q asks, awkwardly laughing in between.

The woman's expression quickly turned into one of shock. Her face and ears began to flush red, something that she thanked could easily be passed off as a result of the cold weather.

"Um, sure. Let me put it into your phone, or I could also write it down for you, too?" The woman says after snapping out of her trance like state. She tried to say it as confidently as she could, trying to hide every ounce of anxiety and fear she had. She wasn't even sure if she was thinking when she said that, she thought to herself.

She thought that he was an attractive guy, probably one of the most attractive guys to come up to her in a long while. He has a nice appearance, with bushy brows, brown down-turned eyes, a clean shaven face, and to top it off a great smile when he was wearing one.

She thought that the way he dressed himself was nice, one of those things where it looked comfortable and simple yet still classy. His softer body type fit well with the length of his hair, she liked how good it looked with the hat he was wearing, and the slight graying of his hair made him all the more attractive.

Yes, the part where he stared at her for an uncomfortable amount of time was odd, same thing with when he seemed like he was just talking to himself for a while, but she had already completely forgotten about that right at the moment he called her 'sweetheart'.

"I, uh... Are you sure?" Q asked, it was now his turn to be just as shocked as she was before.

The rest of the Jokers were just as shocked and confused as he was, they weren't laughing or even smiling, they just stood looking at Q and the woman from their setup with confused looks plastered on their faces.

"Yeah, I'm sure. Unless you don't want it?" The woman said, unsure of herself.

"Oh, uh. Yeah alright, here you can put it into my phone." Q handed her his phone and watched as she put her contact into it, then typing her name in.

"My name's Y/n, by the way. Figure you'd need to know that so you don't accidentally delete my contact." Y/n says, putting her hand out to Q.

Q takes her hand and shakes it firmly. "Nice to meet you, Y/n. I'm Brian, but my friends call me Q." He says, flashing a charming smile, more comfortable and confident then just moments ago.

"Well, uh, I need to be on my way, I was supposed to be somewhere like five minutes ago, but I'm glad I stayed. Hopefully I'll get to talk to you later, Brian. It was nice to meet you too."

"I'll definitely be talking to you later, sweetheart. Have a good rest of your day, thank you." Q says, sending a wink and waving goodbye before turning to walk away.

Q slightly jogs over to the setup where the rest of the Jokers were and takes his earpiece out while walking to stand next to them.

"What the hell just happened? What the hell did we just do?" Sal says, looking back and forth and Joe and Murr.

"I just got a girl's number is what happened, and I think that makes Murr the loser this time." Q says, patting Murr on the back and laughing with a smug smile on his face.

"Can we even put that on the episode?" Joe says, rubbing his face.

The cameramen and rest of the crew look at each other and shrug, seeming to not really know the answer for it either.

Q takes out his phone and opens it. "Let's see, let me text her number that she gave me that's currently in my contacts right now, on my phone." He says, clearly trying to rub it in the guys' faces.

Sal rolls his eyes. "You just gotta hope she likes cats now, Q."

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I'm going to be completely honest with all of yall, I had no clue on how to end this and it's the reason why it took me a month to finish, but we don't talk about that because it's done now. Hope you enjoyed.

#Brian Quinn #Brian “Q” Quinn #q impractical jokers #brian quinn x reader #q x reader #impractical jokers #James Murray #Joe Gatto #sal vulcano

[wilsonfrfr]

I love Impractical Jokers, I wish New York was real

#impractical jokers #joe gatto #brian quinn #sal vulcano #james murray #I’m funny laugh #New York #gay #homo #funny joke #ahaha

[vul87556]

Thank u so much @jentheone12 for telling me about this masterpiece 😁😂😂

The way brian says baby 😂😂

#impractical jokers #brian quinn #sal vulcano #vulquinn

[laszloslover]

This is my favorite moment of all time

#Matt referencing IJ literally destroyed me #matt berry #what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #wwdits #sal vulcano #impractical jokers #nadja of antipaxos #natasia demetriou #harvey guillen #guillermo de la cruz #private school

[gnomeonasnail]

desperately want to be brian quinn’s controversially young girlfriend

#brian quinn #impractical jokers #sal vulcano #joe gatto #james murray #team q

[jetblxck]

i’ve watched impractical jokers for so long, but now that i’m at the age where i can appreciate the finer things in life… Q is an absolute dilf i would lay my life down for him

#impractical jokers #sal vulcano #brian quinn #joe gatto #james murray #god the things i would let him do to me

[nadjatruther08]

natasia demetriou as nadja of antipaxos

behind the scenes of what we do in the shadows (2019-)

#fandoms #wwdits #tash #natasia demetriou #mine #kayvan #kayvan novak #harvey #harvey guillen #jonny brugh #sal vulcano #what we do in the shadows #matt #matt berry #mark #mark proksch #doug jones #nadja of antipaxos

[azira-fucking-phale]

I wonder how Sal Vulcano felt when the WWDITS team reached out to him and was like hey. want to do a cameo. And he was like hell yeah I wonder what vampire stuff I'll get to wear. And then he gets the script and he plays himself and is killed off quite literally a minute after being introduced

#hes truly iconic #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwdits s4 #what we do in the shadows #sal vulcano

[bqquinnscat]

girl dinner/buffet 🤯

#impractical jokers #sal #murr #joe #q #brian quinn #sal vulcano #joe gatto #james murray #four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other #girl dinner

[38livesalone-has3cats]

surpriseee !

Brian "Q" Quinn x Reader(gender isn't specified but petnames "Babe/Baby/Sweetheart" are used)

no warnings, just fluff !

word count: 371 (sorry i meant to make it longer but i wrote what i wanted to so i'm done :D )

please dont be shy to request things, i've written for many peoples !

The sound of keys jingling in the doorknob makes you jump, quickly getting up and rushing out of the bathroom- you close the door softly so Brian won't hear and pray he doesn't have to pee when he walks through the door.

"Baby?" Brian's voice rings out as he kicks off his shoes and takes off his hat and coat. "Right here, Bri." You round the corner and greet him with a big hug and kiss. "Hey, sweetheart." He smiles down at you as you reach up on your tip-toes to kiss him again. "How was your day?" You ask, biting your lip softly.

"Tiring. Been thinkin' of you all day." He says, touching your face gently. You lean into his touch a little. "You want some wine? Maybe a massage?" You offer, blinking up at him. "Did you do something?" He narrows his eyes a little and you laugh a little nervously. "W-what? Nooo...." Your smile grows a bit at your obvious lie. "What happened while I was gone?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.

"Just don't get upset with me." You insist, starting to shuffle towards the bathroom. "Oh no." Brian follows you as you slowly open the bathroom door. A small calico kitten runs out and jumps onto Brian's feet. "Oh my god! (Y/n)!" He sighs in exasperation as you lean down to pick up the kitten. "Briannnn." You say, cuddling the kitten to your face. "Where did you get her?" He asks, taking it from you. "It's a boy, actually, and someone on facebook needed to give him away, we have room in our apartment!" You argue, scratching just under the kitten's neck and he starts purring loudly.

"We already have cats!" Brian argues, but you know you've won him over when he starts petting him and looking at him all lovingly. "Pleaseee? Brian, he needs ussss." You lean against Brian so you can rub on the kitten as well. "God, this isn't fair." He grumbles and you cheer. "Thank you!" You jump up to give him a big smooch on the cheek. "But I haven't said yes, babe." Brian points out.

"But you won't say no." You giggle, pressing a little kiss to the kitten's head.

#drabbles #fanfic #impractical jokers #brian quinn oneshot #brian quinn x reader #brian quinn #q impractical jokers #sal vulcano #murr #oneshot

[beardedmrbean]

#impractical jokers #sal vulcano

[fanficreaderlove]

Impractical Jokers x Readers

Trigger Warning!NSFW

ANONYMOUS REQUEST

Boobs or Butts?

Q: Butts

• Q loves to take you doggy style and slap your ass.

• He love pushing your head down into the sheets with your ass sticking up while he pounds into you from behind.

•He loves to just grab onto your ass and just squeeze it until it leaves a mark.

•He will grab your ass in public whenever he can.

Murr: boobs

• he loves looking at you boobs all the time.

• You’ll always catch Murr staring at your chest when he thinks nobody is looking.

•He loves when you ride him so your boobs will be in his vision so he can play with them.

•He secretly wants a baby just so your boobs will get bigger.

• He just loves to suck on them as well.

Sal: boobs

•Sal loves to suck your tits.

•He loves everything about them.

•He doesn’t care what size they are he just wants to lay on them and cuddle on them.

•He’ ll definitely like to fuck your tits cum on your chest.

•he loves missionary so he play with your boobs while he pounds into you.

Joe: boobs

• Joe likes to walk up behind you and grab your boobs.

•He loves just touching them.

•He’ll just stare at them shamelessly whenever he can.

•He loves to watch you go on your morning run and just watch them bounce on your way back.

#impractical jokers smut #impractical jokers #joe gatto #brian quinn #james murray #sal vulcano #sal vulcano x reader #james murray x reader

[cosmodo]

Murr is tonight's big loser! For his punishment, he has to stand trial for a murder he did not commit while we plant evidence against him!

#impractical jokers #james murray #brian quinn #sal vulcano

[topperscumslut]

girl dinner is a weed gummy, vape, monster energy, a waffle house waffle made by two employees yelling at each other, and all of your tears you swallowed while laughing til you cried at the impractical jokers live show

#impractical jokers #sal vulcano #brian quinn #james murray #waffle house #girl dinner

[impracticalgifs]

You have to get somebody to say the word "vis-à-vis."

#impracticaljokersedit #impractical jokers #brian quinn #sal vulcano #s1e04 #season 1

[amyriadofproblems]

This is a tribute to all the celebrities who take up major real estate in my brain and also my camera roll

#dan and phil #jared padalecki #impractical jokers #sal vulcano #brian quinn #daniel howell #sarah jessica parker #pete wentz #lady gaga #drew barrymore #joey fatone #britneymyheart #insane clown posse #shaggy 2 dope #corbin bleu #rhianna #pauly d #paris hilton #amy winehouse #elliott smith #amanda bynes #avril lavigne