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#THE funniest turn of events. ever imo
tigoteus · 1 year
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need 2 tell this story again bc i'm pretentious abt it.
so. 7th grade. that's when you're twelve. my class teacher is coincidentally also my trombone teacher. he teaches english. he inserts a lesson on musical intrument's names. he asks the class for the word "basson". we are german. the german word for "bassoon" is "fagott". i hope you see where i am going. so one kid in the back goes "FAGGOT" (the kid btw is gay. and trans. not that we knew that @ the time but HE surely did. anyways) teacher scolds him. we move on. only thing sticking to the insides of my head? faggot = bad word. like "shit" or "fuck". the fact that we had a swear jar that year in class did not help.
fast forward 2 years. january 2019. i am 13 years old. i follow "band camp memes" on instagram and "marching band memes", because i play in what is the german equivalent of a "marching band". some admin post an "ask me anything" sticker. i ask:
"did you know that 'bassoon' was 'fagott' in german?"
he answers along the lines of: "i'm gay and faggot is a slur so fuck yourself and i will block you" i feel so ashamed, i block his account instead.
fast forward another 2 years: i'm queer.
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jennifersminds · 3 years
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Elejah MasterFic-List
Yall this got so long you’re welcome 🍒 – smut ☁️ - fluff
wanna say a HUGE thank you to every one of these authors for the fantastic fics you’ve written. If any of you see this and either don’t wanna be on it or would like me to tag you in this just let me know x 
plus if anyone has/knows a fic they'd like me to add to this feel free to comment :)
ALSO Update from like a few weeks later! I have been and will be adding to this as more fics get posted/ I find more :)
One shots
Elskede by blanketspace
Elskede; it means Beloved. Prompt: Someone isn't up on recent last century happenings so when they come across a Petrova doppelganger a few decades after all the Mystic Falls stuff has ended they grab Elena (who's still a vampire, because reasons) and bring her to the Mikaelsons hoping for a reward. Elijah is amused but angry. His siblings are way more than amused. And Elena's just pissed off. (LOVE LOVE LOVE this fic, come back to it atleast once a month. Peak characterisation imo) sorta 🍒
Step One by Tayleeb “I can help you, Elena. But you need to be certain you want my help.” // Post 4x21. Stefan called Elijah to compel Elena's humanity on. When it's no longer necessary, he offers to help her deal with the emotional fallout of turning her humanity back on. (SO hot omg, reread this an unhealthy amount)
distressing damsels by ribbons-blue Because of course rescuing Elena Gilbert from the clutches of a power-hungry vampire wouldn't be as simple a task as it first appeared. Elijah doesn't know why he ever thought otherwise. [Elijah x Elena] Season 2 (elena is so cute in this fic and elijahs reactions to her are hilarious)☁️
perception by ribbons-blue The night Elijah rescues Elena from his sister…and the many pairs of eyes that observe. [Elijah x Elena] Episode 3x14
The Sound of Rain by destinoscelgo 
In the midst of a storm, Elena's fear of bad weather gives Elena a sensory overload and she needs to distract herself from the hurricane. One Shot/Elejah 🍒
Silence Is A Virtue by Turtle_Goose
A small smile was playing about Elijah's face and there was mischief in his eyes. "I am perfectly capable of being silent," he said in a low voice. He moved fast, picking her up and depositing her on his large bed with the barest rustle of fabric. "Are you?" One Shot. Complete (I’ve read this a sinful amount of times)🍒
Mahogany by giraffelove92
"The wood of her kitchen table was a dark, finished wood, smooth under his hands; he guessed mahogany, a common enough wood nowadays. In the years of his youth and for centuries thereafter, he remembered, it had been a rarity: a fine wood from worlds away that only the noblest lords and ladies could afford to import." Elejah. Smut. 🍒
Code » by Readergirl37 
About the times Elijah and Elena used code.
of people and places » by the queen of slurking 
in which elena and enzo are stuck in the cell. or, how you come to rely on the one other person around you. AU after 5x10. (adore this fic, elena and enzo could have been a really fun friendship plus I’ll never not like seeing elena interact with the entire mikaelson family in a non-murder way, I also think this fic does a really good job at establishing elena’s place in the tragedy that was her teen life)
Nothing Better Than Blindness by TheCivilState 
Elijah has always been able to tell the dopplegangers apart
I’m banking on the fables, far better things we do by agirlwithacoin "I'm not human anymore", she couldn't stop herself from grieving the loss of her humanity when she's in front of him
It's Not Easy Having Yourself a Good Time by Rashaka 
What if this whole time Elena was never actually paying attention to events in Mystic Falls, just nodding and saying "uh-huh" while secretly thinking about marshmallows. Crack!Fic with the Originals (this is the funniest tvd fic I’ve ever read, oblivious-quasi valley girl elena is so fun and as an established dumb bitch I can relate)
Seriously? by Readergirl37 
A fic where Elena is done everybody's crap and is brutally honest. Crack fic Elijah/Elen
The Pomegranate by BumbleMumbbleJimJams 
They go to a fancy restaurant to catch up. Elena orders a pomegranate, Elijah orders wine. 🍒
Blood Atones for Betrayal by TallyKayda 
When Elijah finds out about the possibilty of Elena having been turned, he decides to return to Mystic Falls regardless of the consequences only to find the rumors true and Elena stronger than ever, if slightly angry. 🍒
The Fables of the better things we do by agirlwithacoin
 It seems like it might take years to clean everything out; the expulsion of her insides is a painful process, and she's not sure how long she languishes in shock and pain and bitterness, but the calendar feels like a liar-there ought to be a healing process, even if she itches to rip off the scab and be done with it.
Let me in by agirlwithacoin Later, much later, after his blood comes back under his control, Elijah will admit to himself, however uncharacteristic such an admittance is, that this was not at all how he had expected his night to go. 🍒
Come in by agirlwithacoin  
The entirety of their relationship can probably be summarized at least partially into the number of times that she's wondered if he was going to kiss her 🍒 (hawttttt omg I love this one so much)
Temper Management by Symbioticdeath
 He rarely asked for this. And later, in the darkest hours before morning, Elena would allow herself to wonder what made him want it this time. (sub-elijah is something I didn’t know I needed, plus established relationship elejah which I love) 🍒
what elena wants, elena gets  by Merkanzee Elena has always been better at being honest with what she wants and she wants Elijah. Elijah's not complaining. The girl has no idea how much he desires her. 🍒
Keen by giraffelove92 
"She glanced at the sword one last time, remembering its keen edge hewing through flesh and bone. Bile rose once again in her throat, and she shoved it down. The blade glimmered in the light, mocking her." Next to him, the sharp blade seems mild in comparison. Elejah. Smut. 🍒
Leave Out All the Rest by Cherazz After being daggered yet again, Elijah is trapped within his dreams, where he faces an incredible amount of not only torment, but pleasure as well. But what is real and what isn’t? And does he ever truly wake up at all? 🍒
Old Friends and Helpful Elevators by Terapsina “Thanks.” She flashes a polite but absent smile in the general direction of the person that waited for her as she joins them in the elevator, eyes still on her phone typing a message to Mandy to tell her she’ll be there in a minute. “My pleasure, Elena.” Answers the voice from her past. /or/ Years after their last meeting Elena and Elijah run into each other in an elevator which immediately breaks down.
kiss, taste, smile by Terapsina As her lips meet the line of Elijah's throat, she can't help remembering that it's not a new fancy she's indulging. She'd thought of this when she'd been human too. The collar of his shirt framing his throat, pulling Elena's eye, making the tips of her fingers itch to run over the expensive material and graze against skin.
throw your life away by Anonymous She's had him dead in her cellar for fifty-six years 🍒
Aurora by lit_chick08 Elijah only wants to be helpful kinda 🍒
It's Personal by @missnmikealson Blood Sharing is a personal thing. She never understood how personal until she journeyed to New Orleans. (I’d say a reread this too much but that'd be a lie because its amazing) 🍒
Call me Angel by @missnmikealson She forgot his new assistant, who happened to be a shameless flirt, had never met her. Instead of correcting the woman she goes along with it. 🍒
Garden Party by @missnmikealson Elena and Elijah arrive late to a garden party together and everyone assumes that they have finally gotten together. ☁️🍒
When She Drinks by MayContainBees He closed his eyes and couldn’t believe this was his life. (this fic does bash Hayley which I disagree with because I love her and contrary to this fic rec post I do like haylijah but the elejah moments are so cute and the writings great)
you swallowed everything by magisterequitum He'd dreamed of her once when he was shut away in a coffin that smelled of oak and linen. Disappointment in her eyes and he wants to leave a ring of bruises along her collarbone. Purple kisses to mar her skin and give her something else to look at him for.
we're painted red by magisterequitum "You just can't stay away," she says and wipes the blood from her dinner from wet slick lips.
and miles yet to go by magisterequitum mystic falls burns. they drive.
One Letter at a Time by Terapsina Elijah intervenes and rescues Elena from the hands of Stefan and Damon after 4x21. He finds a new way of dealing with her that has unexpected results. ☁️
as they lay dying by youngerdrgrey s3!AU. There are consequences to killing Klaus that they don't predict, like Damon dying, or Stefan going off the deep end, or Elena taking off on the first train out of Mystic Falls. But she's not alone. Our favorite Original is right next to her. E/E
and you were singing me by magisterequitum she finds another way; she finds again her best weapon. (S4 AU where Elena finds someone else to help her with the sire bond; warnings for consent issues that go with the sire bond, and character death) (any fic that delves into the consent issues of the sire bond and just tvd in general >>>)
Ash by readergirl37 Elena thinks Jeremy is dead, Damon turned off her emotions and no one's home. Someone stops her from burning it all down. Rated M for mentioned past sexual assault. (similar too above – amazing fic, Damon bashing excellence)
Orkney by Albion19 Elijah offers to help Elena change her nightmares into dreams. A nostalgic look back at the past and more ensues. Post 3x12. Elejah
we shall always be by magisterquitum
the lockwood's host their annual masquerade dance, and both of them deserve the night off. 🍒
Valkyrja by sybioticdeath
“Looks like it’s a Gilbert thing.”
Elena tried her hardest to resist the urge to murder her brother. She’d read somewhere it was called The Cain Instinct, though according to Urban Dictionary it was more the urge to hit your sibling. She loved Jeremy, but there were times when she wanted to choke him till he turned blue.
I’m not your daydream by me lmao
“Can’t you hear its heartbeat?” she can feel it, sometimes louder than her own.
“I can hear yours.”
or
Elena aborts a miracle baby and Elijah pays for breakfast.
Multi-chapter
Complete
The Golden Arrow by Toriblue Never let it be said that Elijah is predictable. The last thing she ever expected was a formal goodbye...especially one that included words like 'always and forever'. 🍒 (I am absolutely obsessed with everything Toriblue wrote for elejah, they’re characterisation of both characters is so good and the way she writes their negation-esque banter is so perfect)
Paid in Full by Toriblue Elena Gilbert is much more interesting as a vampire. Before being turned, she was on the path to sweater sets & PTA meetings. Rebekah did her a favor when she forced her to a watery grave. Not that Elijah would ever appreciate that observation. - Kol/Elena, Elijah/Elena 🍒
Light Years Apart » by AuroraSpace 
Elijah's thoughts were not completely on his conversation with Davina in Sinners and Saints. And how a certain witch decides that Elijah deserves everything he yearns for. 🍒
Lost by @missnmikealson She has no words to describe the freedom of abandoned humanity. All she knows is she’s never going back to the way things used to be. No sir… never. Never, ever ever. Never! (you’re going to see missnmikaelson on here a lot and that’s because they’ve literally wrote so much and its all amazing – also this fic is everything no humanity elena is a national treasure and the elejah dynamic in this is 👌🏻)
Unobtainable by @missnmikealson Everyone has the first words their soulmate will say to them somewhere on their body. Elena had always thought hers were strange. After all what else was there besides human?
Liaison by Albion19 Prophetic dreams of destruction and hope overshadow Mystic Falls. It all starts with Elijah turning up on Elena's doorstep with an unpleasant request. Elejah. AU.
Dream to Feel by Albion19 After the kiss Elena has a slow dawning revelation about Elijah. Set after 4x18. Elejah.
Desert Rain » by Slayer2003
"It would be rude of me to refuse that which is offered freely." A darker take on Elijah and Elena post 4x18. Now complete. 🍒
impulse » by ribbons-blue 
The foundation of their relationship was built on a precipice, wavering between intimacy and the fear of pursuing it /Or, Five times Elijah wished to kiss Elena, and the one time he finally does. [Elijah x Elena]
(okay these are technically one shots but they’re a series so I’m putting them here)
actions speak louder than words by Merkanzee Elijah and Elena's reunion after he left four years ago. They are above words and their bond is almost instinctual, but sometimes, it's nice to hear the truth out loud
what's best for you, what's best for me?  by Merkanzee A prequel of sorts to "actions speak louder than words". Elijah's POV. His journey from guilt to peace, from denying him of his love to not being able to let go. Can be a standalone, but makes more sense read with the first one as there are references.
don't leave me behind by Merkanzee
The third part of my Elejah series. Follows "actions speak louder than words" and "what's best for you, what's best for me?" Elejah and Stefan/Elena/Damon friendship. Can be a standalone, but makes more sense read with the others.
and so we go circles by Merkanzee
The next part of my Elejah series. Can be a standalone, but it makes more sense if read after the others. Elijah and Elena come full circle after Elijah learns what he wants to do is sometimes what he should do. Elijah finally grants himself some peace.
(end first series)
this is not the path I wanted us to take by Merkanzee 
Elijah, post 3x22. Elijah facing the knowledge that both his brother and the woman he loves are dead. Even the most stoic of men have something valueable to lose.
time has brought your heart to me by Merkanzee
A follow up to "this is not the path I wanted us to take", but can be read separately. Elijah is there to help Elena transition into her new life, knowing that his purpose will eventually come to an end. Elena isn't so sure.
you are my family by Merkanzee
you can't abandon family. klaus just wants her to understand what that means. it's not convenient and easy and you can't be indecisive when it comes those you love. he is not damon or stefan. he is elijah and she doesn't need time to decide on what to do. follow up to "time has brought your heart to me".
(okay that’s that – great series, interesting dynamics)
Monster and the Martyr by Bitumz 
Their meeting had been spelled in stone a thousand years ago, destined to happen through a series of trials and tribulations that did nothing but create an unseverable bond between them though they had been created solely to tear them both apart. Elena/Elijah centric. Slight AU. (NOW COMPLETE!)
Who Are You? by @missnmikealson She had always wanted to go through the proper motions of an introduction, but she had never thought he would be the one asking her that question.
A Friend Like Me by @missnmikealson "Women can have casual relationships." "Women Yes, you... no... you're not the casual type... you're the girlfriend type." It's probably going to blow up in their faces. It will definitely end badly, but the middle would be awesome. A/H SMUT 🍒
Three Deep Breaths by @missnmikealson "I think I'd remember having a baby." Elena doesn't know what to think when the Original's find themselves in possession of her baby. A baby that has yet to be conceived. All she knows is that she loves this little one, but if she goes on to have her does that mean she is going to give up on the one vampire she actually considered a future with? 🍒
Making Amends series by WinterElle
Making Amends by Alternate Universe, Post Season 3, Episode 15. Life has settled again into a hopeful peace. Elena has worked hard for normalcy and the right to move on with her life. But before she does, she has to make peace with a betrayal that weighs on her conscience. Elejah.
Leaving One shot. After years of living together as a couple, tensions build for Elijah and Elena as he finds her wordlessly packing her things. Follow up to Making Amends.
Dying to Live The love between Elena and Elijah carried them through seven blissful years together. Now, everything has changed, unforeseen challenges around every corner of what has become a fresh life. Elejah
Only and Always Continuing story of Elena and Elijah following Dying to Live. AU Elejah
A Force of Nature 5th installment of AU Elejah that began with Making Amends. Unresolved issues and new challenges arise for the family Elena and Elijah have forged, even as it grows.
Point Blank Range In the AU created with Making Amends, Klaus and Milla work through the complications created by combining their lives. For Elena and Elijah, a dark specter looms.
In Good Conscience In the universe created with the first story in this series, Making Amends, the family find themselves facing a villain unlike anything they've ever faced. Damon finds himself the target of an unexpected enemy while the entire group plans for a wedding.
(End series)
realised i forgot this when i first made this list which is a tragedy!!! dating to married elejah in canonverse is a dream. and they’re literally so cute.
Family Business series by Turtle_Goose The only way the Originals can survive Esther's ritual is to drink from Elena. Luckily for them, Elena has a plan. The only hitch is that it gets a bit more sexual than any of them intended. (elena with all the originals, exclusive elejah after the first chapter but still super cute) 🍒
Better Than One by @missnmikealson Elena is not happy about her new home, she us unhappy with her forced engagement, but she vows to go through with it because it is the choice that has been made for her in this world where women have no voice of their own. That is until the princes return and she gets to know one of them; her heart which had grown as cold as the winter snow begins to melt.
Dream a New Dream by ElijahsElena When figure skater, Elena Gilbert, had her human life stripped away, she found herself forced to survive her father's lab, then something worse, until she found herself wanting to give up. Until something happened, and maybe, a certain Original can help her find a new dream to dream. Eventual 🍒 r*pe TW
In-progress
i have fault lines in my bones by buries @finnicks Elena's told herself she's content with her decision to die, but Elijah has other plans. This time, he's going to succeed in saving the doppelgänger. 2x19 au. (absolutely OBSESSED with this, amazing smut AND in depth charcter analysis, probably one of my favourite fics so far and has been recently updated:) 🍒
This fic is also a follow up to 2 oneshots i don’t have time to die by buries Elena's willing to do anything to earn Elijah's trust. AU on 2x19 when Elena pulls the dagger out.🍒
time is eternity by buries Elijah's lips remain curved upward. "I’ve considered your proposal from the other day," he says. He keeps his hands on the bed, the only casual part of his posture. "And I don’t accept." Heart pounding fearfully in her chest, her brows furrow as she stares at him blankly. "You don’t accept what?" "Your apology," he says. His gaze drops to her bare legs before he peers up at her again, his lips in a serious line. "I don’t accept your apology for daggering me. It was cruel and it ruined one of my favourite suits." Arching her brow, Elena looks at him in amusement. "You’re kidding." "I’m not." — Elijah visits Elena late at night to punish her for daggering him. 🍒
A Year to Eternity? by @missnmikealson Original vampires, malicious witches, lost supernaturals, missing memories and ancient curses… it’s just another year in the life for Elena Gilbert. Never mind the fact that she was supposed to be done with Originals and malicious witches and all the rest. She could have been done, but being done required saying no and saying no was not an option. There was too much to lose. Picking up in 5x12 of the Originals.
The Elixer That Renews by Toriblue
"She's so tempting with her soft cheeks and liquid eyes. His brother will defile every inch - nothing left but soft cheeks and liquid eyes."
(THIS FIC!! this fucking fic. unfortunatly unfinished but AMAZING! I said before this author really captures elejah’s banter and thats especially done in this fic, its so hot and i absolutely love elenas relationship with the mikaelson family.)🍒
Strong, Ageless, Fearless by  @missnmikealson Sequel to Three Deep Breaths Klaus is thrilled when Caroline agrees to give him a chance. Elijah is less than thrilled when a witch lures his brother to NOLA a few days before his daughters birthday. Title might change. This story will follow the first season of the Originals as it would follow after the birth of Miranda. More characters will probably be added later as I go along. 🍒
Begin Again by ElijahsElena Her life with the vampires was nothing more than a misfiring of brain cells while in a coma... Or was it? What if she had truly lived that life, then died, and was brought back? What if she had been given a chance to change things? Just how different would her life be? 🍒
boom, boom, boom of your heart by  @alllwritenow Elena Gilbert, successful author, has a menacing individual stalking her every move and delivering cryptic threats via bloodstained notes. Tired of living her life in fear, she hires Elijah Mikaelson, professional security expert, to find and eliminate the threat.
blame it on the stardust by  @alllwritenow A doppelganger is more than a sacrifice, more than the echo of a spell, more than a copy of a copy of a copy of a person. Elena is more than a pretty face and a kind heart. They all were. They always will be. (Elijah actually hasn’t shown up in this fic yet but its so amazing I just had to put it here, Salvatore antis and Elena apologists gather for the best tvd rewrite character study fic ever, plus it really delves into the lore of the doppelgangers in a way the show wasn’t smart enough too)
We Remain by AnonymousObsesser “I missed you,” he murmured. She opened her mouth to return his sentiment, expression already shifting into that perfect Katherine attitude, but her throat closed around the words. She couldn’t close the door fast enough. 
Deal  by Readergirl37 Elena Gilbert makes a deal with an ancient god of death. She hadn't expected him to be so nice. Mythology AU Elejah. Fix it fic.
plastic crown by noimkillingboys (me<3)
She leaves Rebekah with a note and an instruction, Rebekah hands her the keys to a car. A large sleek black thing that isn’t hers to give. She’s unconcerned. He won’t mind.
Later - on the floor of her new apartment, she’ll wonder what the point was.
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Elena runs away to vegas after getting her humanity back. Existential crisis insue.
what did you bury? by noimkillingboys (still me)
She wants to, in a way. Wants to bury herself in the ground, deep in the woods he’d once walked her through and wait for him to dig her out. He would.
She can picture it, jacket discarded, dirt under his nails- the desperation he quietly saves for her.
tagging people that commented on my post about making this - @make-things-make-sense @paperlessbook
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blorbosondeck · 3 years
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fic rec masterlist
canon divergent/finale fix its
Anamnesis
THIS! FIC! this fic lives in my head rent FREE it is so good and it makes so much sense in the narrative that the shitty finale concocted, as to why they wouldn't mention cas or anyone else and its just. so good and they write chuck in the most villainous way that i love!!!
"Chuck is depowered, Jack is the new god, and the world is free. Dean and Sam get into the Impala and chase down the miles on an endless highway, and their story is finally, finally their own to follow. At least, that's what Dean tells himself. But the diners and motels and painted interstate lines are blurring together and the smallest details keep catching at his brain like tiny fishhooks and he can't quite shake the feeling that not everything is exactly as it should be. Fix-it/alternate series finale. Canon-compliant through the end of 15.19."
Sunset Sound: Stairway to Heaven by @adhdeancas
GOD FUCKING CHRIST this is so good and sweet and im such a sucker for team ups and reunions!!! its 3:30 am rn and i just finished it and i love it SO much it made me laugh a lot and the last few chapters i had the stupidest grin just plastered to my face
The Closer the Star, the Greater the Parallax by @rocksalts​
repressed bastard dean submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known and receives the rewards of being loved but only after some miscommunication i LOVE this i read it last night and it’s a fast favorite. my interests have overlapped and i am INTO it
“When Dean sits down to watch some bullcrap Discovery Channel episode with Cas, he doesn’t expect to actually learn anything. Except, with Cas explaining, he makes an effort to connect the dots.”
Don't We All Deserve To Be Happy?
VERY sweet and a VERY good pick me up. all around feel good fic!!! 
"Post-canon fix-it, divergent from 15x19 where Jack stays and Dean doesn't die and Cas comes back and everyone is happy. Take a shot every time I'm salty about the finale."
Keep Your Love Alive
okay. okay okay okay this may be my favorite finale fix it just because of how well reasoned it is. like this feels what should have happened i love it SO much
"Dean gets to spend eternity sharing beers with Bobby on the Roadhouse porch and riding around in his Baby with Sam. He’s at peace… or he feels like he should be. But a few things nag at him: Where is Cas, and everybody else Dean had been hoping to see in Heaven? Why does he feel like he’s stuck in a loop, reliving the same memories over and over again? And who are the strangers wearing Sam’s and Bobby’s faces?"
The GoldenRod Revisions by @aethylas​
this is one of the most well written things ive ever read. the script format DID make it feel more real and honestly? this is better writing than this show deserves. the finale that could have been ♥️
“A rewrite of Supernatural’s final two episodes, expanded into a five episode arc - in which Chuck needs to be defeated, Castiel deserves to be saved, and the characters in this story get a very different ending.“
Ascend by @wanderingcas​ 
THEE finale fix it fic!!! written by the AMAZINGLY skilled and talented @wanderingcas !!! it’s 50k of angst and hurt/comfort and pure bliss
“Something in the world is wrong.
Demon activity is rising where mysterious black substance oozes and unusual ecological events are shaking the world. Dean, grief hanging on his shoulders, restlessly searches for answers that might lead him to the Empty… and to Cas.
But what Chuck wrote can’t be undone. The narrative thread pulls Dean along, forcing him to comply. Because once a story already has an ending, it can’t be rewritten.
Or can it?”
Things Happen (They Do, And They Do, And They Do) by THEE @sobsicles
i KNOW everyone has already recommended this and likely you’ve all already read it. but it has to go here bc REPRESSIOOOOOOOOON i LOVE this so much it is one of the most perfect things i’ve read. are you bisexual? did you have a kind of weird relationship with your best friend and not realize that how you felt about them wasn’t necessarily how other people felt about them and you were maybe a little bit in love with them but were too repressed to realize it? you’ll feel seen. maybe a little too seen
Closer (isn't close enough)
are you a sweet and sappy yet horny bastard? do you like cas exploding light bulbs? you will like this.
“the one where they finally talk about what cas said before the empty took him”
You and Your Husband
it is exTRMELY sweet!!! repression dean strikes again <3
"Five times Dean corrects someone about his relationship with Cas, and one time he realizes he doesn't need to."
Tall Grass
miscommunication and a slowburn! despite being written in 2017 and finished in 2018, it feels like a fix it. ft. plant obsessed cas <3 
Invictus
a LOVELY and short (relatively) finale fix it
“They saved the world. They're free. It's done.
Except it's not, and carrying on is the last thing any of them are thinking about.
They still have someone they need to save.”
Unchained Link
post finale- it’s a great case fic and i am compelled i want more!!!
"It's after the end of things. Life continues on while Dean is "livin it up" in heaven. But it's never that simple, is it? A freak occurrence sends Dean into another time stranded back on Earth. And he thought his hunting days were over. But, no worries. His knight in shining armor comes to the rescue. Hijinks, therefore, ensue."
fun and time unspecified
Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Love Potion No. 5
very funny and sweet! miscommunication at its finest ♥️
"Cas gets drenched with a mystery potion from the ‘love spell’ shelf and... Dean has a sneaking suspicion, angel or no— the spell may have taken effect. And Cas might be in love with Sam."
The Way We Were
Y'all. It is so good its a great mix of funny and serious- extremely fun to see dean as like a base bisexual
"Dean and Castiel pose as a couple to gain access to a gated community known as 'The Glen', a pleasant if secretive location that the boys believe might be linked to several dead bodies showing up over the years bearing signs of ritualistic sacrifice. All seems well until Dean's memory is affected from an incident during a solo exploration, leaving Dean convinced that their cover story is true. Castiel is left trying to resolve their case without taking advantage of an increasingly enthusiastic Dean"
While You Were Sleeping
this is basically just the movie but replacing sandra bullock with cas. this is my comfort movie and imo, one of the most perfect rom coms. the fic isn’t finished but i still have the tab open on my phone and i will straight up go back and re read it when i need a pick me up. 
aus/rewrites
The Harvelle Gospels: Offscript
i know everyone ever ( @jewishcharliebradbury ) has recommended this fic. and for good reason go fucking read it
“The Apocalypse is averted, the angels are in Heaven, and Jo is free from the threat of possession. Somehow it couldn't be farther from a happy ending.“
absolute riots
An Ineffably Profound Bond
i honestly would have put this in the finale fix it section! look. i know. i know you've been burned by crossover fics before. but this is Thee good omens/spn fic you want. its funny as hell and immensely satisfying. im weak for everyone working together tropes and that is this
"After Chuck sets 'The End' in motion, the remaining members of TFW make a miraculous escape. Not willing to waste any time, Castiel comes up with a plan to travel to one of the other worlds to try and get help from the angels there, but after a fight with Dean, it's the hunter who gets sent into an alternate universe,with seemingly no hope of return.
When a mysterious human with a heavenly weapon shows up in Aziraphale's shop, he and Crowley learn that their world is not the only one. Now it is up to them to decide whether or not they want to join forces with the human and help him save his world or simply find a way to send him home."
Somebody Up There Likes Me by @lafilleredige
cas is hit with a spell that turns his vessel into a woman, hijinks and sexuality crises ensue etc etc sam is a supportive and bitchy little brother and its all SO fucking funny and also. horny as hell i love it i love it i LOVE it
“’Dean doesn’t want to talk about your breasts, it’s making him uncomfortable because he hasn’t acknowledged the complex fluidity of human sexuality.’“
Stray Cat Strut
a long crack fic that IS one of the funniest things i’ve ever read and i can’t explain why. it’s so ooc but its so funny that i don’t care. if you need a laugh you gotta read this
"Sam and Cas are immediately in love with the adorable kitty they find outside the bunker door, and occupy their time planning how to convince Dean--who they believe is off sulking after a botched hunt--to let them keep their cat. Along the way, Dean learns to use a litter box and hears some confessions he maybe wasn’t supposed to hear, all while realizing just how much he loves Castiel.
Now all Dean has to do is convince Cas and Sam their new pet cat is actually him before they do something crazy--like neuter him!"
canon compliant or slight canon divergence
Give
by @doublestuffedimpala post season 7 episode 7, kind of ambiguous ending but truly a cas is happy to bleed for the winchesters fic
Punch Like Bones 
short, post 5x04 homoerotic moment that i wish we’d gotten
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buoyantsaturn · 2 years
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more ask game!! 22 but if you’ve done it then anything with a 2 in it!!
2. least favorite fic you wrote this year
honestly??? as much effort as i put into it,, uh,,, my whole bring on the monsters series kind of fell flat imo. like personally i think i put TOO much effort into it bc it was only supposed to be like. a handful of key scenes from each book, and then it turned into a full series rewrite and. :/
12. favorite character to write about this year
you know ive had a LOT of will centered stuff this year i feel like and every time that happened i was like. man where's my nico fics. but anyway favorite by lack of competition is gonna be will i guess. HOWEVER. im really digging lou ellen right now and by right now i mean literally like over the last 2 days >:)
20. number of comments you haven’t read
as of right this second, my inbox is at 34 unread. but i HAVE read them i just haven't marked them as read. and also SO many of them are like. super old. like this one, the funniest comment ive ever gotten:
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(for context: will is 29 but nico is 23ish. both fully consenting adults)
21. most memorable comment/review
answered here!
22. events you participated in this year
hahahaha good choice asking this to a solangeloweek moderator.
january: nico birthday event
february: helped liz organize their solangelo fic awards (and by that i mean i like. reminded them that things needed to be done by certain dates) i also had fics included in the awards
april: reynicoiscanon april fools nightmare scenario (yes we're calling this an event bc it was. An Event.)
june: solangelo week
august: will solace birthday week
october: auctober
december: solangeloweek december event AND secret santa!!
23. fics you wanted to write but didn’t
mom said its MY turn to write a fic where nico disappears for years without a trace for seemingly no good reason except she also said i have to finish my vegetables first so its gonna be a hot second
24. favorite fic you read this year
i simply cannot think of just one but i promise you. i will be making my yearly fic rec list as soon as i post this (not that i'll be posting the rec list anytime soon) but i can assure you. some of your fics were def my favs <3
25. a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read
answered here!
26. number of favorites/bookmarks you made this year
i don't use bookmarks because i'm the type of fool that's like. oh yeah i'll remember it <3 (i won't)
27. favorite fanfic author of the year
answered here!
28. longest fic you read this year
impossible to beat iyncbyhim by katherine @yrbeecharmer and also its one of the best fics i read this year <3
29. shortest fic you read this year
i hope you know i looked through 6 pages of my ao3 history for this.
let your heart win by justanothervampire!
ty marblebee!!
send me numbers!
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moderndaygaang · 3 years
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tagged by @praetorqueenreyna woohooooooo
To see the fics I’m talking about, here’s my ao3 ! (I’m including a WIP or two in this that i am THIS CLOSE to being done with and plan on posting before the year is out and I don’t have much else 🤷‍♀️)
Which Of Your Fics...
Did you think would get a bigger reaction/audience than it got: HONESTLY I was expecting “Hit And Run” to get more hits. It got way more genuine love in the comments than I ever expected from the people who did read it (including so many writers I admire *swoon*) so who cares, truly! I just forget how few people actually ship zutaraang.
Is your funniest: i actually think my korrasami WIP is very funny but that’s because i think Korra has a good sense of humor and her banter with Bolin is like the first half of the fic lmao. Out of my published stuff I would say “Better Left Unsaid” is more consistently funny throughout, but i did actually laugh out loud writing “Hit And Run” because of the ending!
Is your darkest/angstiest: none of my published/complete work because it’s not quite my style, but I have a Rangshi WIP that will be posted soon that is quite angsty and depressing feat. What if Rangi and Kyoshi didn’t get together and Rangi fucked with Kyoshi’s emotions because of her internalized homophobia ???? why am i writing it? Good question.
Is your absolute favorite: i love all my children equally i refuse to answer this (i actually just can’t decide)
Is your least favorite: mmm probably my most recent one “watch it spin”, which is actually not ATLA but a SPOP fic focused on Catra and Perfuma becoming friends (a big hc of mine) and getting high together (based off some funny fan art). I only say it’s my least fave because it’s not my best work, but it is very niche and self-indulgent and I’m glad it’s in the universe for my own sake!
Was the easiest to write: “Better Left Unsaid”! That one only took a couple of hours. Started as just a warm up for something else and then I was like ‘oh this is cute’ :)
Was the hardest to write: “Wanna Follow Your Voice...”! It was the first fic I had written in YEARS, first for ATLA, and I had never done anything with chapters before. I spent a lot of time on it! Just figuring out the pacing and the events I wanted to include and trying to maintain a consistent tone over time was not easy.
Has your favorite line/exchange/paragraph (share it): gosh this is so hard!!!! I have favorites from all of them. I really was proud of how in “Wanna Follow Your Voice” zuko connects flashes from his dreams to his actual interactions with Aang (too much to share here). But have this bit from “Hit And Run” because it’s peak romcom imo —
Before even Aang can react, heat bursts from Zuko’s finger tips, lighting the poor, unassuming bartender’s beard on fire.
“Shit,” Zuko mutters, and jumps up. The bartender is screaming now, haplessly batting at his own chest to try and stop the flames from spreading.
Katara reacts in time with Zuko, pulling him towards the door while the other customers around him clamor to help the bartender, Rin and Aang included.
Zuko takes the opportunity to grab Aang’s wrist, dragging him away from the scene.
Luckily, no one realized where the flame came from, so their timely exit goes unnoticed. By the time Rin stops and looks for ‘Lee’, they’re already out the door and scaling the building next door to get out of sight.
When they reach the rooftop, they all collapse on their backs and catch their breath. Aang pulls off his bandana and wipes it across his brow.
“Well that’s one way to claim your territory,” Aang grinned. The three of them burst out laughing simultaneously.
When their laughter settles, Katara shoves Aang’s shoulder.
“Hey, you’re a little too good at charming the pants off of our enemies. Tone it down a notch next time.”
“I can’t help that the people love me.” He throws his hands up in resignation, drawing out another laugh from Zuko and Katara.
“I have to say Zuko,” Aang starts as he sits up, leaning back on his hands. “You must really love me if you’re willing to set someone on fire out of jealousy.”
Zuko covers his face with his hands, and an embarrassed groan pushes past his lips before he can stop it. “I didn’t mean to set anyone on fire!” he exclaims.
Have you reread the most: “hit and run” but only because people left the most kind and detailed comments about stuff that I genuinely forgot I put in there so I would go back to refresh my own memory LOL
Would you recommend to someone reading your work for the first time: “Better Left Unsaid”, most likely. It’s short and simple, lighthearted, not too shippy, but still captures my writing style well I think.
Are you most proud of: mmmm “Hit And Run” because I really like the way it turned out. It required the most ‘world building’ (so to speak) which is really not something I feel confident doing, but I think I did well with it! Plus it has an OC who I actually loved creating and would totally write about again.
So fun. Gunna tag @kuchee @jaystrifes and @flerkenkiddingme to do this ♥️🥰
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Okay now that I know I won’t be clogging people’s dashes buckle the fuck in my dude and I should stress that I literally would not be talking about this as much as I will be if I didn’t genuinely enjoy the show. I’m gonna go season by season and just Rant
S1 has the serpentine as the bbeg and like, as far as villains go they’re p lit. They’re early enough that they haven’t been done to hell, things are fresh, the characters and dynamics are being fleshed out, and all in all s1 is a pretty solid season. There’s some fuckery that gets brought up re: how the FUCK aging works and what the actual timeline of Ninjago is and how Wu and Garmadon fit into that timeline, fuckery that LITERALLY NEVER GETS RESOLVED IN A SATISFYING WAY BC ITS REVEALED IN A LATER SEASON (s8, dw we’ll get there lmao) THAT THE ONLY REASON THE FIRST SPINJITSU MASTER, WU, AND GARMADON LIVED AS LONG AS THEY DID IS CUZ THEYRE BASICALLY DEMIGODS AND ITS IMPLIED THAT LLOYD WILL ALSO LIVE FOR A LONG ASS TIME WHICH MEANS ONE DAY HES GONNA OUTLIVE ALL HIS FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HE EVER LOVED WHICH IS A FUN THING TO THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT But anyway I digress, s1 also coincidentally introduces Lloyd (he wasn’t in the pilot episodes that set up the rest of the series) and the existence of Evil Dad Garmadon.
S2 is where Garmadon starts acting a lot more Evil and a lot less Dad. He’s the main antagonist for that season, and I actually read somewhere that the show was originally slated to end after s2 which high key explains the fuckery of literally every single season after this lmaooooo. Much like s1, I really can’t find much to complain about, the first two seasons are pretty decent as far as I can remember
Season. Fucking. Three. Where the fuck do I start??? I hate season three for entirely personal reasons revolving around the STUPID GODDAMN ROMANCE WRITING. okay lemme back up and explain a thing first so, Jay is dating Nya and they’re fine, they’re going steady, aND THEN????? THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON INTRODUCES BULLSHIT LOVE TRIANGLE FUCKERY FOR ZERO GODDAMN REASON, BITCH I HATE LOVE TRIANGLES AND I HATE THEM EVEN MORE WHEN THEYRE DONE FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!!! AND THEN. AS IF THAT WERENT ENOUGH. THEY SHOEHORNED A ROBOT ROMANCE BETWEEN ZANE AND PIXAL AND I KNOW I RANTED ABOUT THIS A LITTLE BIT WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY WATCHING BUT I DIDNT GO INTO ENOUGH DETAIL!!!! THEY MADE THE OTHER NINJA OOC IN ORDER TO PROP UP THEIR SHIP!!!!!! AND AT ONE POINT ZANE GOES “its like we were…made for each other” AND I HAD TO FUCUCJDHVE I HAD TO SCREAM INTO A PILLOW BRO, IM SO TIRED!!!! NO THE FUCK YOU WERENT!!!!!! YOU WERE MADE FOR YOU AND PIXAL WAS MADE FOR PIXAL AND IF YALLS WANNA BANG BOLTS THATS FINE BUT DONT IMPLY THAT EITHER OF YOU WERE MADE INCOMPLETE!!!! THATS AN INSULT TO YOUR MAKERS AND YOURSELVES, MOVE ON, PLEASE AND THANK YOU. anyway that season also killed Zane (for the first time, but not the last) (spoiler alert lmao) and like, not to be an emotional little shit but I did cry a bit at his funeral.
S4 is honestly one of my favorites, even though the romance crimes continue (the love triangle bullshit is continuing and honestly I maintain that Cole, Nya, and Jay should all have gotten together and in my personal canon they DID, and also Kai has a forced romance) the VILLAIN makes up for it imo. He’s campy!! He’s funny!! He’s a clown!! He’s serious enough that if he says “I’m gonna kill you” HE MEANS IT and that’s so fucking refreshing!!!! S4 is honestly 8/10 just for the villain alone, don’t like that it retconned the SHIT out of the elemental masters and how many different elements there are TO master but eh, it’s ninjago, shit is stupid.
S5 was…interesting? OH WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT S3 INTRODUCED A GARMADON WHO WAS A LOT LESS EVIL AND A LOT MORE DAD, HONESTLY I THOUGHT IT TOOK A LOT OF THE FLAVOR OUT BUT THATS JUST ME LMAOOO. anyway s5 killed Garmadon, and I was a little sad cuz I like him okay??? I just think he’s NEAT, he’s got big dad energy, he was teaching Lloyd some shit that just got DROPPED and literally was never brought up again which is honestly a theme in Ninjago. Ninjago drinking game: take a shot every time they introduce a plot point or ability and drop it at or before the end of the season. WHICH THEY ALSO DID IN S5 WITH A DIFFERENT POWER ACTUALLY, so all the ninja are masters of Spinjitsu right, well s5 introduced the concept of Airjitsu which only Spinjitsu masters can learn and it lets them FLY and they used that for seasons 5 and 6 and then they nEVER BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN EVEN THOUGH IT WOULDVE COME IN HANDY FOR S E V E R A L DIFFERENT SITUATIONS ACROSS THE SEASONS, ONE OF THEM WOULD BE FALLING TO THEIR DOOM AND MY ASS WOULD BE YELLING “YOU CAN FLY, DUMBASS” - anyway, they do that again later lmao it’s fine. But what’s low key NOT fine is they made Nya the WATER NINJA!!! Like I’m not mad she has powers, except I kinda am, she was doing just fine as Samurai X and honestly the only reason she has super special ninja powers is for plot reasons. Also Cole got turned into a ghost, but by s7 he’s????? No longer a ghost????????? And that’s NEVER addressed or reasoned away, so like. Cool lmao
S6 didn’t happen. Like, canonically, s6 ends with wish fuckery that undoes the entire season and none of the characters remember anything that happened except Jay and Nya because S6 is the season where they get back together so they remember all those events for???? Feelings reasons?????? Unclear, moving on. The actual bbeg for S6 was a djinn with a vaguely Spanish accent, and to this DAY I don’t know why they made him have a SPANISH accent. Djinn are Arabic, not Spanish!! They’re not central or South American, either!!!! Your villain design makes no sense, do better
S7 had MORE time fuckery, and retconned what happened to Kai and Nya’s parents and hmmmhmhmhmhmhm that makes me Upsetti Spaghetti :3 not just the retconning, but the fact that they LITERALLY brought them back oNLY TO NEVER MENTION THEM AGAIN!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!! Okay so at the VERY very beginning, like pilot episodes beginning, Kai talks about their dad like he died/left fairly recently, BUT s7 contradicts that and claims that both of their parents were essentially abducted when Kai and Nya were little kids, which makes me question what in the fresh fuck two little kids were doing for all those years alone. SETTING THAT ASIDE FOR A HOT SECOND, their parents were also apparently good friends of Wu’s and old war buddies (from the Serpentine wars, which is YET ANOTHER bit of the timeline that doesn’t quite add up but honestly I could make a whole other post about that shit). But if they were such good fucking friends, why didn’t Wu check in every now and again??? What the fuck was Wu doing that was so fucking important that he couldn’t have been assed to visit his friends ONCE in like TEN MOTHERFUCKING YEARS and realize “oh shit, they’re not here and there are two tiny children running around unsupervised…My Kids Now : )” LIKE????? WU YOU LOW KEY SHOULDA LOOKED OUT FOR YOUR FRIENDS’ KIDS BETTER, THEY COULDA DIED BRO!!! Uhhhh the time fuckery also results in Wu getting yeeted ahead in time a bit and the ninja gotta find him
Season. Eight. I have…mixed feelings about this one. The beginning absolutely SLAUGHTERED me, and not in a “this is so fucking funny” way. No, the beginning made me feel like I was being flayed alive with just about every episode because Ninjago was back on its forced romance bullshit and this time it was Lloyd’s turn on the chopping block. That hurt my soul cuz like, look at that mans color scheme, he’s CLEARLY alloaro, why are you forcing romance on my aro man, why would you hurt me like that, BUT ALSO BECAUSE HE AND THE GIRL HE WAS BEING SET UP WITH HAD A LITTLE HEART TO HEART REALLY EARLY ON AND IT WAS THE MOST QUEER CODED SHIT!!!! IT DEADASS READ AS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN AN OUT AND PROUD QUEER AND A CLOSETED QUEER AND THEY MADE!!! IT!!!!! STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that kept me watching at first was wanting to find Wu, and then I started enjoying myself once Cole found a plot-relevant baby and had fatherhood thrust upon him. Everything went from “ehhhhh” to “holy shit this FUCKS” once it was revealed that Rumi (Lloyd’s love interest) wAS PLAYING HIM THE WHOLE TIME AND WAS EVIL AND HAD AN EVIL GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! LITERALLY IMPROVED EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SEASON FOR ME, I COULD EVEN FORGIVE THE WHOLE “let’s resurrect Garmadon, but as evil as possible” BULLSHIT!!!!!!
S9 is a continuation of s8, Garmadon is back and 1000% Evil, 10% Dad, but none of the Dad energies is directed at Lloyd - it’s all directed at Rumi, and honestly I could write a whole ass post on just RUMI cuz that’s honestly my DAUGHTER and I LOVE HER and I’m MAD SHE DIES AT THE END OF THIS SEASON!!!! SHE DESERVED THERAPY AND TO LIVE WITH HER GF AND MAYBE SOME CRIME. AS A TREAT. RUMI DESERVED BETTER AND LOW KEY IM GONNA WRITE A FIC ABOUT IT, BUT ANYWAY WHERE WAS I
Ah right, so s9 has the four major Ninja stuck in the original dimension with no way home, while Lloyd has no powers (cuz he almost died last season) and has to somehow lead a resistance against Garmadon (who has taken control of Ninjago City and is working on the rest of Ninjago). Actually, s9 is pretty cool. Like, the end of s8 and into s9 are low key my favorite episodes, and I kinda wanna rewatch them now -
S10 is a FUN one. Garmadon got got last season, but he didn’t DIE, so he’s in cold storage and now there’s Another Threat and he’s the only one who knows wtf they’re up against so they let him out and he works with them. The funny part is, he is still Very Much Evil and doesn’t quite Get emotions like he did when he was, uh, human lmao, sO HE WOKE UP EVERY DAY DURING THAT SEASON AND DECIDED TO CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE. IT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT. 1000000/10 MY FAVORITE GARMADON, he ended that season by literally fucking off into Ninjago and they never decided to track him down 😭😭😭😭😭and I’m so SAD about it dude
S11 has another Serpentine as the bbeg, though in the setup to that they retconned how the fucking Serpentine tribes and history work??? I think???? Also Wu was a good 150% angrier and generally Done with the ninja’s shit, which was honestly refreshing tho I’m not quite sure I liked what the refreshed view was, but whatever lmao. S11 also had the ninja get yeeted to the dimension farthest from Ninjago, and honestly - okay, so they didn’t all go at the same TIME, Zane left about a week or two before the others did but there was time dilation fuckery afoot which I’m not too mad about cuz low key it makes sense. What I AM mad about is that they didn’t play the angst up to its full POTENTIAL!!!!!! Zane was EVIL in the other dimension!!!! Okay so I’m Ninjago he was only gone for maybe a week or two, but DECADES had passed in the other one, and all that time Zane was alone and disconnected from everyone he knew and loved, with a staff that boosted his power while slowly corrupting him and Turning Him Evil to help him, and like???? The thought of Zane trying to find a way home, trying to get SOME sort of message back, while he has to use the staff more and more to help him survive the long, lonely decades, so that by the time his family DOES show up its too late??? BRO. B R O. THAT JUST HITS DIFFERENT, BUT NINJAGO DIDNT DO THAT!!! THEY MADE HIM EVIL DUE TO MEMORY WIPE!!!!!! MEMORY WIPE IS BABY SHIT COMPARED TO A LONG, SLOW CORRUPTION!!!!!!
S12 was alright. It went into Cole’s mom, touched on some of the adventures she had had, threatened another forced romance (this time on poor Cole, just leave my mans ALONE) but thankfully didn’t follow through this time, introduced cool new powers that honestly hasn’t been elaborated on since that’s the most recent season I think lmao
Anyway thanks for reading and letting me rant!!!! I have,,So Much More I could talk about, PLEASE ask me about Rumi, some of my headcanons re: Garmadon and Wu’s dynamic, the Serpentine, my top five times they butchered Kai’s character for Plot Reasons, or anything else I brought up here that you want me to elaborate on!!!
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Fridgewheatfield 2019 GOTY Awards
Normally I would go through the TGA nominations and give my thoughts on who the winner of each was for me. But 2019 kinda sucked for games imo, and I didn’t play very many. So instead, I want to highlight 5 games I really loved this year and give them each their own award. So here they are:
Best AAA Game: God of War (2018)
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This game really took me by surprise. I got it in the Summer for 50% off and hoped it would scratch an itch that I knew a 3rd BOTW playthrough wouldn’t quite scratch. I didn’t expect much from it except for maybe some fun gameplay, since I had never played another game in the series, but it won a lot of GOTY awards in 2018, so I figured it was worth a try for the discount.
This game floored me. I was enamored from start to finish. The environments, the story, the characters, and especially the gameplay had me glued to this game for 10 hours a day for almost a week. I have never felt such guilt from shafting irl responsibilities in order to play a game. The graphics are among the best of this generation. The world building and main quest line kept me interested and actually listening the entire time. The relationship between Kratos and Atreus was strangely relatable, but never had me siding with one character over the other for too long. And the combat is probably the most immersive, diverse, and fast-paced of any game I’ve played. I fought thousands of enemies and I wouldn’t be surprised if there were only a few enemies that I actually killed in the exact same ways. This game was a huge pleasant surprise for me, and the ending pushed its hypothetical sequel near the top of my list of most anticipated games. 10/10
Most Satisfying: A Hat in Time
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A Hat in Time finally came to Switch this year after what felt like an eternity. I was waiting for this game to come to Nintendo since the Kickstarter was announced. Before we knew about Mario Odyssey or Yooka-Laylee, it was refreshing to see that anybody still had interest in reviving the genre of game I loved most as a kid.
This game is EXACTLY what I wanted it to be: A love letter to every Gamecube game I played ad nauseum. A Hat in Time masterfully blends the freeform movement of Mario Sunshine, an art style inspired by Wind Waker, and the charming dialogue of Thousand Year Door to create a game that starts at a 10 and never lets you down. There must have been 20 times during this game where I said to myself, “I hope this game [does this],” and the game followed through with shocking consistency. With customization, easter eggs, references, and humor stuffed into every mission, this game reminded me of everything I loved about the games I grew up with. But this game isn’t just bells and whistles, it also features some of the most engaging level design of any 3D platformer I’ve played. A train murder mystery, a free-roam around a cruise ship paradise run by uwu-speaking seals, and genuinely one of the scariest segments in any game I’ve played were some of the highlights. But none of this game’s 30+ main missions ever disappointed. While the graphical quality and technical performance were less than stellar, everything that the game WANTED to be more than made this game an easy 9/10.
Funniest Game: Untitled Goose Game
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I never understood all the buzz about this game leading up to its release. You’re just a goose? What do you even do?
I was skeptical, but this game did not let me down. There was something strangely hilarious about stealing everyone’s stuff and annoying them for no reason other than to cross off a to-do list. Maybe it was imagining the humans’ perspective. Maybe it was the spastic piano score that only played when you did anything. But whatever it was, this game had me cracking up for its entire 2 hour duration. You can’t deny that the price is a bit steep for such a small game, but the amount of enjoyment I got from an afternoon with this game left me satisfied with my purchase. And with fun secret challenges to discover along the way and to struggle with after the credits, leaving me saying “Ohhh I didn’t think to do that!”, Goose Game is just enough of a game to justify everything that it has going on. 9/10
Most Fun Bad Game: Animal Crossing Pocket Camp
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The OG followers will remember when this was a New Leaf blog, and you best believe it will be a New Horizons blog when the time comes. I hated this game when it came out in 2017. I thought it was a boring, empty waste of time that did nothing for fans of the series. But after numerous updates and quality of life changes that I totally missed the boat on, Pocket Camp actually became worth spending time on. I jumped back into this game following the post-E3 hype for New Horizons, and I’ve logged in every day since.
I won’t mince words, this game is bad. It’s nefarious, predatory mobile game practices at its most kawaii. But damn if I don’t love these new furniture sets they introduce every few weeks. I love piecing together the new items I get from each set or event to make a camp that I’d enjoy spending time in. I’ve spent more money than I care to admit on Pocket Camp’s take on loot boxes (not bank-breaking, but more than I’m proud of). But I honestly can’t say I regret any microtransaction I’ve made. I’ve had a lot of fun with this game in the past few months, and getting everyone I know back into it alongside me made it even better, just like previous Animal Crossing games. The crux of the enjoyment is still sharing your designs and collections with your friends, just like always. And that was Animal Crossing enough for me. Not giving this one a score because its still a scummy mobile game, but if you haven’t played this game since launch, redownload it and give it a look-through.
Best Game I Played in 2019: Banjo-Kazooie
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Everyone knows how good this game is. I played it as a kid, and I’ve known my entire life that this game is great. I’ve reminisced with friends about this game, I’ve watched countless Let’s Plays, and I’ve sung its praises as the best 3D platformer there is.
But I hadn’t ever actually beaten it until this past Summer.
And it turns out that I didn’t even know how right I was all these years. Banjo-Kazooie is a perfect game. Every level is meticulously crafted to be unique, interesting, and just big enough to where they’re fun to explore, but small enough to where there is no empty space. Banjo (and especially Kazooie) control like a dream. The dialogue is the textbook example of charming video game dialogue. And the game is just long enough to feel full, but it never overstays its welcome by retreading old ground for the sake of making the game longer. And don’t even get me started on the soundtrack. There’s a reason Grant Kirkhope left the 2000s as the only household name that came out of Rare. This game could not be improved, and its stood the test of time against the other greats of the genre like Mario 64, A Hat in Time (imo), and Mario Odyssey, to maintain its spot as the game that every 3D platformer wants to be. It’s the best game of the genre, the best game I played this year, and it’s now among my top 5 favorite games of all time. An obvious 10/10.
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Thanks for reading this. Feel free to respond, send a message, or send an ask with any of your thoughts on these games, or even some of your games of the year. I’d love to read them. I’ll see you next year for my 10 page review on New Horizons, which will surely double as my GOTY post.
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gffa · 5 years
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Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I saw there's an entire section dedicated to the SW novels on your page, so I figured you are the best person to ask this to. While I've watched the movies I must admit I'm a newbie in regards to any work that expands the canon universe, but I'm particulary interested in the prequels and especially in learning more on Anakin and Obi-Wan's relationship, so I was wondering if you might be so kind as to give me a few suggestions on which novels I should read? :)
Hello!  That’s absolutely not a bother, I clearly love talking and I enjoy doing recs for things as well!  :D  Keep in mind that I haven’t read everything, so I may be missing some things, but I can absolutely at least get you started!Canon hasn’t explored Obi-Wan & Anakin much in the novels yet (though, I think we’re starting to explore that area), but if you’re okay with reading comics, the Obi-Wan & Anakin five issue mini-series and Age of Republic comics (or at least the Obi-Wan one and the Anakin one) are both really fantastic for exploring them.I would also suggest the Dark Lord of the Sith comic from Charles Soule, which is set post-Revenge of the Sith, it’s about Vader, but he is still very much Anakin Skywalker and it’s a 25-issue long look at his shitty choices, his attempt to deny that he had other paths he could have chosen, and still chose this, that he was too afraid to look at what he’d actually done, so he just keeps going.  (The first Darth Vader comic by Kieron Gillen is also really good, probably one of the best of all the comics, but it’s more centered on the OT and the events that happen there.  Still a fantastic look at his character, but if you’re more into the prequels, Dark Lord of the Sith is more focused on that.)Canon also has Choose Your Destiny - An Obi-Wan & Anakin Adventure by Cavan Scott, which I’m not fond of the CYA style, but I loved that book very much, it’s such a delight and has Anakin being an absolute human disaster, it has Obi-Wan and Anakin struggling to learn to work together, and, best of all, because Palpatine isn’t around at the moment, they actually have a chance at working things out between them here!In the anthology novel From a Certain Point of View, you should at least read Master and Apprentice by Claudia Gray, Time of Death by Cavan Scott, and There Is Another by Gary D. Schmidt, which all are really good for those characters, and Obi-Wan and Anakin especially.  The rest of the book can be hit or miss (and that’ll depend on who you ask, but I think An Incident Report by Daniel Mallory Ortberg is also a must-read, it is the funniest thing pretty much ever) but those three are really worth reading.The Ahsoka novel is definitely about the titular character making her way through the galaxy during the time of the Empire, but there are some QUALITY flashbacks and thoughts about Obi-Wan and Anakin, so I would absolutely recommend this one, too!  Same for Dark Disciple by Christie Golden, it’s not really precisely about Obi-Wan and Anakin, but they get moments in it, and it’s a continuation of TCW and adapting a story that was going to be part of the show.For Legends, I like Wild Space a ton, it’s not quite a coherent plot (it’s more like two books stitched together and it doesn’t really earn its ending, imo) it’s the single most quotable book I have ever read and I love it because it’s so over the top while still remaining fun.  It’s HIGH FUCKING DRAMA, everyone is dialing it up to like a hundred, Obi-Wan and Anakin can’t go five damn pages without thinking of the other, even when Anakin should be thinking about Padme or Obi-Wan should be focusing on getting out of a jam.  It’s just an absolute scream.  I haven’t read Miller’s other two books, but they’re probably pretty good, too.I also like Labyrinth of Evil (though, I haven’t finished it) by James Luceno, Kenobi by John Jackson Miller (it’s a very slow read with the non-Obi-Wan parts on Tatooine, but the Obi-Wan parts are nicely ouchy about his relationship with Anakin, even after everything that’s happened).  Yoda: Dark Rendezvous is good as far as I’ve read it, though, more focused on Yoda and Dooku, but if you’re interested in the prequels, it’s a great book to read!It’s been awhile since I’ve read the Jedi Apprentice books and they’re very, very obviously written before all of the PT movies were made, much less before The Clone Wars was made, and so I’m not sure I recommend them or the Jedi Quest books (I also have trouble getting into the author’s style), so you can’t really take them for their worldbuilding or that these events happened (because they’re contradicted by stuff that comes later), but I do find that Jude Watson can really write a quotable as hell turn of phrase when she’s on.  So, it’s a half-rec, just with some caveats!  (I would anti-rec anything by Karen Traviss, who has said some pretty awful things IRL, but also clearly haaaaaates Obi-Wan and all of the Jedi, so when she wrote about them, it wasn’t very much fun.)The novelization of the Revenge of the Sith movie by Matthew Stover is also no longer canon, but is an absolute MUST READ for Obi-Wan and Anakin feelings, because they are WILDLY INTENSE in that book and it’s a really fascinating look at both of the characters, Anakin especially.  Shatterpoint by him also gets a rec just for being by the same author!SHORT VERSION:  Start with the Revenge of the Sith novelization and Wild Space, both of them aren’t canon (and often are contradicted by canon) but are FANTASTICALLY ENJOYABLE reads, then the Choose Your Destiny: An Obi-Wan & Anakin Adventure and the From a Certain Point of View short stories, then Labyrinth of Evil, and then maybe some comics and go from there!  ♥
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what are some of your favorite movies ?
oh hell yeah i LOVE talking about movies dude!!
okay so. dead poets society is a pretty obvious choice here because i yell about it constantly but just. the poetry aspect!! already incredible and then starring young Robert Sean Leonard and Ethan Hawke!! and the SUBTEXT okay i think we’ve learnt I’m unable to form a coherent review here but in conclusion five stars
next up one that i watched on end as a kid: Melody (1971), which was also released as S.W.A.L.K for Sealed With A Loving Kiss. Can you tell I know all the trivia for this movie? It stars the two kids from Oliver! and Tracy Hyde. It starts off as more of a story about classism, and then turns into a story about puppy love about halfway through, which is a bit weird pacing wise but towards the end you get a scene of concerned parents and teachers getting into a giant fight with the students, which ends with the headmasters car getting blown up, which makes up for it imo
Fly Away Home!! Just a good heartwarming tale about a girl connecting with her father by building a miniature aeroplane because you saved some geese and now they’ve imprinted on you (as you do). kinda ironic that i love this one so much seeing as i hate geese but there you have it
The Karate Kid (1984): what can i say man I’m a sucker for undertones of classism it’s why i liked Kingsman (not enough to make the list i don’t think but it gets a mention). Plus when i first saw it i sat by my window for an hour until i managed to catch a fly with chopsticks so there’s that
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure: Not much to say here as it is possibly the stupidest movie ever but also the funniest and i love it a lot. also Keanu Reeves is there
Rear Window: okay last one but i figure i need at least one actual classic in here. it’s a Hitchcock suspense film in which a reporter breaks his legs and spends his time observing the neighborhood through his window. From there he sees his neighbor fight with his wife, then the next day taking out his rolled out matress, leading him to believe his neighbor has murdered his wife. He enlists the help of his girlfriend (played by Grace Kelly who is just!!) and his housekeeper to investigate. I really love how you only get to see the events happen through the window the protagonist views them from and like. Grace Kelly’s wardrobe in this movie is SO nice
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For the meme, how about RainbowBell?
How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / neutral / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?
What non sexual activities do they like to do together?Training, working out, doing some races around the clouds, and Dumbbell cheering RD on at sporting events ^^
Who does chores around the house?RD’s not always the most active about that, so that’d be up to Dumbbell lol
Who’s the better cook?Hmm, not sure if I can see either of them being the cooking type so I’d say they’d prefer takeout/microwavable meals :p
Who’s the funniest drunk?Probably RD, who I’d imagine might turn into one of those sappy/giggly drunks ;p 
Do they have kids?Yep! I’d imagine they’d have either a boy or girl (and maybe a couple other kids down the line) :)
Do they have any traditions?Probably doing some special race/exercising routines during weekends, perhaps
What do they fight about?Weeeell... considering their personalities there’d probably be alot of things that’d get them heated ^^;. Being away for long periods during work, taking certain teasing jests too far, Dumbbell getting worried about RD’s dangerous Elements of Harmony missions (even if he tries not to show it upfront), etc.
What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one)RD would be a flustered lil’ nut and huff about it, while Dumbbell’s just smirking proud that they’ve got so many people supporting them together ;p
Who cried at the end of Marley and me?RD tried not to show it, but Dumbbell could tell that her eyes were gettin’ misty-eyed during these types of endings (especially since she’d be snuggling Tank close to her the whole time) :3
Who always wins at Mario kart?Oof, they’re both pretty competitive as hell so this would be pretty even split imo :p 
One thing I like about this ship?I like the idea of how they can be the type of couple who challenges eachother in a more “playful” way now, and that despite their rocky past as kids they were able to move away from that after RD proved herself and thus could potentially bond more if given the time for it ^^
One thing I don’t like about the ship?They haven’t really interacted much since the “Sonic Rainboom” episode, and the most Dumbbell ever seems to appear is through flashbacks nowadays (and even Hoops tends to get more focus than Dumbbell out of their trio group, for some reason :u)
The song I would say fits them?Hmmm, maybe something like “Just the Girl” by Click Five? With the themes of how despite RD acting so stubborn and annoyed with him that Dumbbell can’t help but like her anyway? :3 
Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space)Their first date would be up on the clouds when an aurora phenomenon happens in the sky... illuminating everything just right to set the mood~ 💙
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MIB: International - My 1st “review” thoughts
SPOILERS AHEAD for MIB: INTERNATIONAL (2019) 
So.. I went to see the new film “Men In Black: International” (2019) the other day. It was an early preview, hence me already having seen it, though it comes out only tomorrow in local theaters here. 
1. A look back/History: I know I have seen the original MIB film. And I mean... film. The first MIB film from 1997. I don’t think I ever saw the second MIB II from 2002 or the last one, MIB 3 from 2012. Also... I do know I quite enjoyed the original/first film, but I have no specific memories from it.  So I did not find it to be “one of my faves of all time” (those are the films I remember in detail) 
2.  I looked at the critics/viewers early reviews & was a bit surprised to find how “negative” the reviews were, and how disliked the film seems to be. Though most of the criticism seems to be about comparing this to the original film (trilogy) & it being different/not connected to it...in ways that was expected. And about how this is a mindless summer blockbuster film. 
3. I personally quite liked the film. And since I don’t remember (basically) anything from the original MI, I had the luxury of not comparing the two (or finding any “continuity” issues or  anything like that). I also went in fully aware that this is a summer blockbuster, so I did not expect anything besides that from the film. I also went basically because of the cast. I wanted to see “Thor” & “Valkyrie” working as a Team again. I also went in not knowing much about the film. I had seen the trailer or few, and some BTS pics/vids from social media, but I was pretty much unspoiled for the film. 
The film is not great/spectacular (just good/ok), but it delivers what it’s supposed to...for a summer blockbuster. I also liked that in my eyes the film did not take itself too seriously. They knew when to “laugh at themselves”. It might not have anything unexpected, or memorable, or anything else special, but it is a fun entertainment with a little mystery, lots of fun teamwork, many gadgets, lots of colourful characters from many species (local & alien)... so it’s cool. 
4. Some moments from the new film that I remember (the most) after this first viewing: 
M as in Molly & H as in Henry
Everyone wanting to push the (big) red button. #PushTheButton 
That space train (transformation) scene (from NYC to London... to other places) was cool!
Agent M was not expecting the taxi ride to be what it was. neither did I. That “taxi ride to the secret club” was also cool. 
The desert convo where the Pawny is the mediator/translator...  between the two characters, who are “not on speaking terms” at the moment, while they are standing next to each other, so can hear anything the other says, but both tell Pawny to tell the other what they have to say. And Pawny, at times, changing the message “a bit”. 
The arms dealer has extra arms! That’s... kind of funny.  And arms dealer who has lots of arms (she has more arms than humans usually have... 3 not four as I previously typed) 
That moment when one of the MIB London office ladies (alien species) uses her alien magic skills to “freeze/slow/turn back time - when they show “Thor” walking in slow-motion... that was kinda silly, and funny scene. It’s horrible in reality (she/they were ogling at him), but visually it was beautiful scene. 
That moment, when Agent M makes Agent H realize he was neuralyzed the last time in Paris/at Eiffel tower, cause he has that one specific story/explanation of events, and no other recollection... and that’s his whole memory of it, and he realizes that it’s a “rehearsed” story/memory, hence not real/what really happened.
That sweet reunion moment, when the little girl, who is now grown up / changed, meets the cute little alien “teddy bear” (who has also grown up & changed) she met two decades ago, again... And finally learns what the two words the furball told her as goodbye really meant. 
The ending “twist” AKA “Who is the mole in London office” was kinda easy to guess, though I must admit that they did add enough little details to make me question if it’s someone else (I suspected three other characters at certain moments, too), because movies can sometimes use false hints & I don’t think that it’s always as it seems. But even though you can probably guess who the mole is & how it all ends, it’s kinda fun two hours. 
MIB:I/MCU “parallels”: While Avengers have THOR, The God of Thunder (and Hammers), MIB: International have THOH, The Henry of Hammers. In other words: that moment/scene, when Agent H uses a hammer as a “tool”. That made me think of Chris H’s other recent role, Thor.  To be more specific he throws a hammer at someone, who catches it & his line to that is “That was an incredible catch!”
MIB: I/MCU “parallels”: That moment when its mentioned he (helped to) saved the universe. Chris H. played a character in MIB: I, who (thinks that he)  helped to save the Universe & he also played a character who helped to save the Universe in Avengers/MCU films. 
MIB: I/MCU “parallels” : That moment, when the trio crash lands in the desert reminded me of the first IronMan film & how Tony crash-landed in the desert in his first suit.  
MIB:I/MCU “parallels”: That moment when Tessa T. plays a character, who is considered to be a QUEEN (Pawny: Are you a queen / Agent H: Indeed she is...) in MIB:I & when she is given the title of QUEEN of New Asgard in Avengers. Endgame. Two films, where the same actors are doing a scene, where her character is pointed as/thought of as a QUEEN. 
MIB/Elementary “parallels”: That method that M used to wake up napping H was so Holmes/Watson. You know...that scene when Agent H is sleeping behind his desk at work & Agent M has to talk to him, but he doesn’t wake up easily, so she drops a pile of books on the table to wake him up. ;) And then he tries to cover it up by claiming he was meditating, and thinks he fooled her. But then she tells him he has a tell - he snores when he “meditates”. 
Pawny was the highlight of the film, and the funniest character. His lines/scenes got the most reactions & laughs from the audience when I was watching. I really loved the character - both the looks (the tiny pawn was the most important piece in the game/film) and the lines. And he got to serve two queens in this film & did an honourable job!
Tessa T. as Agent M. was the (next) highlight of the film. Her role was (IMO) central to the story. Chris H as Agent H. (this films James Bond... in many ways) was also good. And while Emma T.’s Agent O. (the boss, who recruits M...after she finds the men in black...after two decades of searching) does not have a lot of screentime, she is memorable, too.  Then there are the other colourful characters: Agent High T., who did his job, Agent C, who played his part, Riza...& her bodyguards who had some great action/fight scenes.... And the Dancing alien “fire” twins did their job as the “scary enemies”
Though the film did add scenes/moments that can be used as a built up for future romance between the leads (typical to Hollywood films), then I liked that in this film there was not, not really, any romance between the two leads. Sure, the looks and all at the end  suggested that in the next films they might take the story there, but I liked that they were a great team, and buddys in this one. The rookie & the “veteran” - one eager to prove themselves, the other once with great promise (best agent)...but now kinda not taking things that seriously. 
I also liked that despite things he got promoted as the new boss, because as the old boss had said - he had potential. And I liked that he got the custody of Pawny for now (I hope it’s like with Clyde in Elementary, when the two share the “custody” of the “pet”) 
5. Some quotes (not word by word, cause I can’t remember them all, accurately, I think): 
The universe is a sort of chemical reaction. And the Universe is real. (as a response to “Love is not real, just a chemical reaction”)
Always remember: the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be, at the moment you're supposed to be there. (and the quote becoming real at the end of the film) 
Too late. I already pledged the loyalty. I wish you’d said, “No, no, no,” before. (I pledged my loyalty to you, my new queen) 
I’m not losing another queen. 
Why is he wearing pink pants? (that’s a question the film asks, and one that is never answered) 
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Scuffed Deejays Interview
For research for a film on rave culture
1. Can you remember your earliest encounter with rave music/culture?
I think it was in the early years of secondary school so for me around 1991/92. One of my friends got given some tapes from the Dreamscape and Fantazia raves by some of the other kids at school and lent me a DJ Dougal tape from Milwaukees and a Ratpack tape from the Fantazia Castle Donnington rave. I'd listen to these religiously every night in bed to help me get to sleep! Being too young to attend raves at this point I remember trying to imagine how the setup would be with the DJ and MC at an event. For some reason I thought the MC would be stood behind a podium with sheets of lyrics that they read out.
2. Can you describe what you like about the atmosphere at a rave?
I went to my first rave (Dreamscape 11 at The Sanctuary in Milton Keynes, July 1994) at the age of 16. I remember walking in and seeing all the decor, hearing the loud music, whistles and horns and thinking "wow". The best thing though is the sense of unity with the other people there no matter what background they are from. A shared love of music and dancing.
3. Do you have a favourite raving story/memory?
One of my favourite memories is a Helter Skelter rave at The Sanctuary around 1996 where they were also using the Rollers roller skating rink as a second arena in addition to The Sanctuary warehouse. There was a problem with maybe too many tickets having been sold so you had to queue up outside either venue to get in them throughout the whole night despite having already navigated the main queue to get into the whole event. My friend and I came up with a plan so that we wouldn't have to queue whereby I pretended to have an asthma attack and needed to get my inhaler from my sister who was inside. This worked not once but twice but on the second occasion my friend and I were both led to the first aid room where I had to lie down and continue the pretence for some time while my friend tried not to laugh. 
4. What’s your worst raving memory?
I don't really have a worst raving memory. There have been a few dodgy situations like one of my friends getting mugged or one of us not feeling too well but that is just part of the experience. A lot of the best clubs have edgy atmospheres and clientele but if you want to hear cutting edge music you have to be prepared to experience that. 
5. Have the police ever turned up at rave you attended?
I've been to a few illegal raves where the police have shown up but they are usually relatively cool and want to work out whatever situation it is they are attending for. Some of the bigger legal raves will have police in attendance but again they are usually alright and don't act in a heavy handed or unrealistic way from my experience.
6. What is the funniest thing that ever happened at a rave?
Probably the asthma attack story above or maybe when one of my friends did some strong ecstasy and had to be led around the club by us as he was too high! Walking through the chill out room at that event with him resulted in all the people in the chill out area cheering and clapping.
7. Is it about the music or the drugs?
Both. Ecstasy is so important because it makes people dance who wouldn't normally and also because it creates empathy. Once these things are learned though you tend to go to the clubs more for the music and less for the drugs I think.
8. Has the World got better or worse since the UK rave scene circa 1988/92?
You have to say better. Even though it might not appear so sometimes (mainly due to increased prevalence of our ability to see the wrongs of the world through new media imo).
9.What does rave culture mean to you?
Rave culture is more than a fad or hobby for me. It's a way of life. Having experienced the neutral free zone that is a rave and seen how most people are able to act in a much better way in that environment has led me to try and spread that to other areas of life. I've also spent the better part of my life studying, writing and blogging about rave culture (see my current blog: www.scuffeddeejays.tumblr.com).
10. How much of an impact do you think UK Rave Culture has had on the world?
It's had a massive impact. Look at the music charts and you'll see its influence everywhere to the point where it seems to have (along with rap) eaten guitar music alive!
11. How has raving impacted your life?
Rave has had a huge impact on my life. Many of my favourite nights out were at a rave. Many of my friends and memories are intertwined with it. I'm still writing and talking about it now at the age of 40.
12. Do you have any regrets?
None.
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masterpost of @princessplantasaurus’s plankaren fics for my own reference
except the very smutty ones, those went straight to my nsfw blog
Musical/All Human:
Pregnancy Scare
New Year’s Kiss
Right after the “Big Guy” scene
“Such big evil in such a little thing.”
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
They murder Fred and try to hide the body
Plankton thinks it’s a date, Karen thinks it’s a job interview
Plankton walks in on Karen singing
Karen is actually pregnant
“That doesn’t mean you’re off the hook for not getting me chocolates.”
Sexy Popsicle Trope
Karen tries to make Plankton jealous
BEACH DAY!!!
Pregnant Karen Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
“I don’t want to scheme without you anymore”
Plankton Proposes
“I thought it was a one night stand.”
Cuddling after just waking up
“How long have you been standing there?”
Comfort Cuddling
Plankton forgets Karen's birthday and scrambles to get her a gift
“Come to bed” kisses
Kisses after sexytimes
“You look beautiful” kisses
Karen tries to prevent someone else from proposing to Plankton
“Tipsy Sheldon wants to pin you to the couch, but he won’t because you’re holding a drink and he’s a gentleman.”
After a Fight
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“I think we need better communication skills.”
Two weeks after the events of the musical
“I didn’t settle for you!”
The prompt was “Unbreakable” but I’d be doing everyone a disservice if I don’t refer to this as “MY LEG!”
Pregnant Karen Part 3: The Third One
Pregnant Karen Part 4: Krabs is a Jerk
“It’s not my fault we’re tied up together!”
“Don’t tempt me.”
MORE DRUNK PLANKTON
More post-musical fluff
“No, you didn't wake me up. I couldn't sleep either.”
Pregnant Karen Part 5: THEY HAD TWINS
“Hold my hand.”
Hangover Fluff!
“This is just a big game of chicken to you, isn’t it?”
Karen vents to the Krusty Krab crew and Krabs agrees to a "date" with her to rile up Plankton
“Can’t a man admire his wife’s face in peace?!?”
"Is that the formula in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Too Drunk to Drive
“Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Never apologize for that.”
Sequel to Karen stopping the proposal
“I’ve learned that you telling me to ‘shut up’ is really just you saying ‘stop making me blush.’” 
“This is why none of your schemes work without me.”
“My friends need to be punished!”
Plankton fails at speaking Chinese but at least Karen thinks he sounds cute while trying
This really is the world’s smallest man playing “My Heart Bleeds For You” on a tiny violin!
Karen bails Plankton out of jail
EVEN MORE DRUNK PLANKTON
Musical/All Human with Robot Karen:
Karen finds out Plankton cheated on her years ago
First Meeting
A Valentine’s Day Misunderstanding
Karen gets a virus
Having “The Talk”
EXTREMELY SAD CUDDLES
Much happier follow up to the sad cuddles
Karen’s Nightmare
Making History
How they got engaged
Karen never imagined herself in a wedding dress...
“YOU CALLED ME HARDWARE!”
Karen Vs. Siri
“You looked so tired, I didn’t want to disturb you.”
“You’re the most important person in my life.”
Soulmates
“I wasn’t drunk last night.  I meant it when I told you I loved you.”
“She told me I’m an idiot if I don’t ask you out after all of this.”
Soulmates Part 2
Soulmates Part 3
College AU (based on this fic):
Pregnancy Scare College Edition
New Year’s Kiss College Edition
“It was his sly smile and sweet talking that got her to sign up in the first place.”
“I need a favour.”
AU of the AU where Plankton is a TA
“It’s the first week of the semester, what reason could you possibly have for being at the library right now?”
“I was really drunk and you walked me safely back to my dorm room.”
“You think eyepatches are sexy?”
Singing in the dorm shower!
Roommates AU of the AU!
awkward parental holiday plankaren hijinks™
Plankton’s roommate keeps locking him out
Plankton runs into Karen with his bike
Hooking Up
IT Help Desk Shenanigans
“The student center had free condoms” aka the funniest prompt ever
Costume Party!
Meeting Karen’s Parents
Karen finds Plankton crying in the computer lab
“Why is your skin so soft?”
Plankton sets off the fire alarm at 3 am in the dead of winter
“What’s wrong with now?”
Plankton actually being wholesome for once
This isn’t what “Netflix and chill” is, Plankton
A study session takes a turn for the embarrassing
More actually wholesome Plankton
Plankton is short and adorable
In a Crowded Hallway
Sheldon “Stares Creepily At His Girlfriend Until She Marries Him” Plankton, Everybody
Sandy catches them making out in the bathroom
Plankton’s gonna have to call his parents back
“Walking across campus should not have been a contact sport.”
“Sweetheart, shut up and drink your coffee.”
Tinder Shenanigans
Plankton gets territorial
“Just a little love bite!”
DAMMIT SPOT NOT NOW  (HELLA SEXY but not really enough to be full on smut imo)
“If you really wanted to thank me, you’d tell me who did this so I can plot my homicide.”
Plankton is sick, Karen nurses him back to health with soup and mandatory cuddles
Taking a bath together (again quite sexy but still sfw enough)
Karen knows how to motivate Plankton to exercise
Karen wants to study, Plankton wants to make out
Karen sarcastically calls Plankton “Doctor” but he gets turned on by it
Dinner with Karen’s family
“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”
They take each other’s underwear from the laundromat by mistake
Plankton buys a date with Karen at a charity auction and he’s probably a serial killer
Game Night!
Their Families Meet
Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day Part 2
Valentine’s Day Part 3
They get caught by an RA
Valentine’s Day Part 4
Soulmates College Edition
Fake Dating Trope
Karen meets Spot 
Valentine’s Day Part 5
WEDDING DAY!!!
“Grab me a cookie.”
They meet baby Pearl
Plankton tries to hide the fact he hasn’t slept the past few nights due to nightmares from Karen
Plankton is creepy, the sky is blue and water is wet
Sequel to the families meeting
"Sharing is caring, now give me your fries."
Krabs knows they’re dating but they won’t admit it
And the sequel!
Plankton introduces himself to Karen’s parents
Plankton loses his phone, Karen finds it
Plankton leaves gifts in Karen’s locker
COFFEE SHOP AU OF THE AU
Plankton hurts his ankle and refuses to see a doctor
Karen needs to get out of bed, Plankton disagrees
Plankton’s grandma is a jerk
“This is by far the stupidest plan you've ever created. Of course I'm in.”
Dangerous Territory
"Am I supposed to be impressed?”
“I’m your new girl?”
“You’re not going to die, okay? Stop googling your symptoms and go see an actual doctor.”
“Is it alright if I call you princess?”
They get WAY too drunk at a party
Plankton and Sandy fight over Karen
“Delete it. Now.”
“I love this song! Want to dance?”
“Stay the night. Please.”
Having Breakfast
“When you were drunk last night you kept telling me I kiss better than anyone, and I don’t know why since we’ve never kissed before.”
“You need a jello shot!”
“And there he was, standing proudly in her 5 inch heels.”
“How can a lab table be better than another?” “Depends on what you’re using them for.”
“My ex is on their way over here, quick, make out with me!”
“I could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
“D-Do that again...”
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danggggg okay !!
1. Name? Leeanne!!
2. Age? almost 15 yaaaa
3. City that you live in? not city but i live in texas
4. What do most people not know about you? i’m emo af lol
5. What do most people know you for? idk im boring ):
6. Hobbies? singing, acting, and writing !!
7. What are your passions? same as above
8. What do you search for in a significant other? i mean i havent been with u kno,,, a significant amount of ppl so im not sure. but someone who cares about me and wants me to be happy but also knows when to tell me if i need to tone it down.
7. What are you most proud of? my growth as a person !
8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love? today.
9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it? i collected rocks when i was younger 
10. List 10 things off of your bucket list. 1. meet at least one of my favorite celebrities. 2. write a full book. 3. go to a pride event. 4. perform an original song. 5. direct a feature. 6. attend a broadway show. 7. dye my full head of hair. 8. come out. 9. travel the world. 10. learn yoga.
11. What was the last thing you learned? lips are soft and super nice especially when they are pressed against your own lips
12. How many relationships have you been in? 2.
13. Turn ons? im not gonna do like sexual ones bc im fuckin 9 but i find girls with dark hair and tatoos and theyre like tough but super sweet too attractive
14. Turn offs? people who are just over the top obnoxious and rude
15. Favorite food cheese omg
16. Favorite drink literally water
17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received? idk ):
18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic? internally pessimistic, externally optimistic
19. Do you sleep during class? no!!!
20. What is the most expensive thing you own? myself, i cost so much to maintain smh
21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own? uhh 
22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone? too many im a slut for attention
23. Text or call? depends on who it is ! 
24. Opinion on long distance? do whatever makes you happy.
25. What is your definition of success? being happy.
26. Favorite song? feeling good by nina simone.
27. Favorite artist? red hot chili peppers.
28. Celebrity crush/crushes? katie stevens, laura prepon, elise bauman
29. When was the last time you read for fun? today
30. Favorite flower? tiger lily!!!
31. What is the best gift you could receive right now? idk
32. Any guilty pleasures? fuckingfd twilight kmskskmskms
33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself? to be more physically attractive and healthy also mentally too 
34. What do you search for in a friend? memes.
35. How many times have you said “I love you” in the past month? a lot, i say it a lot.
36. Where did you last go other than your room/home? school ew
37. Why do bad things happen to good people? if only good things happened to good people then they wouldn’t be good anymore.
38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye? both fuckin hurt man.
39. How many green shirts do you own? 0 lmao
40. Do you like anime? only sailor moon (and corey in the house obvi)
41. What do you invest the most time in? school u g h
42. What was the name of the last book you read? milk and honey
43. What’s the difference between loving and liking someone? liking someone is enjoying their company. love is a want, a need, an ache. this goes for platonic and romantic.
44. Where are you most productive? when i’m inspired
45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends. idk watching movies, hanging out, and just being memes.
46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone. lots of things lol, but watching tv, reading, and singing.
47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist? i hope
48. Do you have any allergies? im not allergic to anything
49. When was the last time you cussed at someone? at someone? idk
50. What was the last promise you made? to be there.
51. What was your last dream about? idk it was wild i cant explain
52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be? my best friends and my mom
53. How many countries have you visited? t h i s  o n e 
54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.) music for sure!!! but i do love them all tbh (:
56. When was the last time somebody complimented you? earlier today
56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself? i mean. ive looked ina fucking mirror.
57. Do you consider yourself mature? idk
58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr? ew probably a lot
59. What is your favorite quote? one i read today in milk and honey was “an alcoholic parent does not exist, simply an alcoholic who could not stay sober long enough to raise their kids” and it hit too close to home lmaooo
60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be? i wouldnt.
61. What is your greatest accomplishment? i was once ranked first out of like 100 girls for choir so that was cool!!!
62. Do you believe in the death penalty? i have mixed feelings on it.
63. What are your goals for life? to be truly happy with who i am.
64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now? idk man
65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world. hogwarts!! or in the tardis with the doctor idk. in the real world probably new york city !
66. What were you like in 2013? oh my lord i was like obsessed with unicorns god bless my soul
67. Do you have a job? nooooo just school smh
68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend. okay not my childhood best friend but her sister. we would play “boyfriend/girlfriend” and i’d pretend to be the boyfriend and “drive” her places and kiss her on the cheek like what kina gay ass shit…
If you could change one thing about society,what would it be? one?? idk if i could pick just one
How many all-nighters have you pulled before? a lot probs 
71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website? tumblr or youtube idk
72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? the real question is what w o u l d n t i do
73. Does money equal happiness? no but money can make u happy
74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime? idk im happy a lot so probably a lot!!!
75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime? a lot too lmao
76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told? my life
77. When was the last time you looked at the news? today
78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say? hi
79. What is your favorite animal? c a t s
80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it? wtf yes actually idk would my family know i was pretending
81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at? idk everone is different but mostly like public speaking
82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get? like 9:30-10:30 n like 8-9 hours 
83. Does age necessarily equal maturity? no
84. What is your favorite clothing store? maurice’s
85. In the winter- beanies or gloves? gloves
86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail? wings
87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it? idk
88. What do you fear the most? failure, sponsored by mental illness^tm
89. How many digits of pi can you recite? only like 10 smh how sad ):
90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be? probably my 8th grade year
91. Describe yourself in one word. anxious
92. Describe your last victory. fun and scary but also awesome
93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen? AHHH
94. What is something you will never forget? her
95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail? second one i guess.
96. Have you ever broken a bone before? surprisingly, no
97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody? hate imo
98. Coffee or tea? tea obvi
99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way? music, cats, writing
100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today? i spent like fuckin 2 just trying to write this thing smh
this thing took me 5evr somebody better have actually read it i s2g
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