#The Jerky Boys

[loveboatinsanity]

#the jerky boys

[heynhay]

merry Christmas klancers 🎅

#I did the whole happy holidays art and I was like yayyyy I’m done I did my Xmas art #but um everyone looked like they were having so much fun w Xmas klance doodles I had to get in #klance #Voltron #vld #art #my art #Keith kogane #Lance McClain #I scheduled this at 2am but now it’s out im no longer abt to pass out I can dissertate in the tags #anyway I think they’d both be pretty awful cooks #like realistically a klance cookie making situation would be like #both of them oversold their cookie making skills and ended up in a contest (hunks the judge) for who could make them best #but they’d both suck. burnt salty raw awful etc etc #and they’d be beefing so hard like they’d take it so seriously #but for the sake of me wanting to draw cute Xmas art #let’s just say Lance is the slightly less horrendous cook and can make some cookies #there is no world I can reconcile Keith with the kitchen #I just know that boy feeds off instant noodles and unseasoned jerky

[knickynoo]

I am once again pondering the fact that Marty McFly is just such a fantastic character. Like, especially when you look at other male protagonists in the 80s, they all follow a similar trend. A lot are uber cool and suave, with the added side effect of also being a jerk. Many are popular jocks or whatever. Big flirts. Edgy and troubled or sleazy, etc.

And Marty is sort of in his own category entirely. He's cool, but he's not? He skateboards and kills it on guitar but has 2 whole friends--his girlfriend and a disgraced scientist--and crippling self-doubt and can't go a day without falling down or tripping over his own feet or nearly being killed by a car.

He's polite. He's respectful. Won't let anyone mess with the people he loves and doesn't let a moment pass by where he can thank somebody or apologize for a wrongdoing. (seriously, Marty has beautiful manners. Like, it is quite noticeable how often he says, "please," "thank you," "excuse me," or "sorry".)

His emotions are all SO BIG and he doesn't hold back on them. He gets all animated when he's excited and yells when he's scared and cries when he's sad and pulls his friend into big ol' hugs.

He literally never knows what is going on. Marty exists in the constant state of confusion. Between asking Doc to "wait a minute" every other sentence and his ever-changing, scattered thoughts, Marty is just out there trying to survive. Just slow it down, alright? He's a smart guy, but he's also got elevator music playing in his head. Really really fast elevator music.

Time means nothing to him. His watch is broken. He's racking up tardies like it's nobody's business. Stopping by the garage to look for Doc and play some guitar when he should be at school. He's got to get out of that stupid suit RIGHT THIS INSTANT even though he's got one shot at the lightning strike at the clock tower.

Marty just. Does things. There is zero impulse control. A synapse fires and Marty's brain goes "!!!" and that's that. Punch the bully who's twice your size, buy that sports almanac, just Walk Away while Doc is talking to you. Buy that sweet leather jacket. Ignore ALL instructions you're given! Marty, you need constant supervision and I love you for that.

He's just. Marty is the most character. Look at him.

They really knocked it out of the park with this guy.

#back to the future #bttf #marty mcfly #really tho i can't stand most 80s protagonists #because so many of them are SO annoying and jerky #and the BTTF people were like: ''What if we just had. The sweetest boy.'' #and it was such a good choice

[jamieleecvrtis]

MANU RIOS Elite (5.01) - "I Killed Him"

#elitededit #mriosedit #manu rios #userdaniel #elite #mygifs #netflix elite #just a lil jerky boy #i see sumn #boys

[terrorincarnate]

put your boat in my sand, your hand in my hand, your heart in my songs

#my art #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #nami #zolu #zoluna #romance dawn trio #tbh this started bcus i thought 'the pirate king wants some ffucking beef jerky' nd drew that expression on him #but then i got wibbly #[gestures] nami was so lonely and so afraid and So determined to doit all on her own. and then two insane boys in a boat. #i tihnk abt that fic where luffy is like 90% illiterate but he writes 'namis room' on the door all the time . he loves her so bad

[muffinlance]

Isopuppy update: Legs! So many legs. So many many horrifying legs. I ran out of the sparkle-white yarn so he got gray socks. Highly recommend mismatched legs, they are very joyful.

Also: antennae!

[id: Photos of a crocheted isopuppy from various angles. He has fourteen isopod-esk legs. End id.]

Going to make the shell slightly wider and longer (he needs a little more room to roll now that the legs are on). I'd also like more stability in the neck for when he sits up, which he does fantastically and terrifyingly well (so. many. legs), so I'll likely make that a single piece with the body. The legs are customizable--you can make them short or long to preference extremely easily. Mine is a Leggy Boi.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Toddler saw the finished isopuppy and IMMEDIATELY demanded that it be A) rolled, and B) taken to the hallway to play fetch. Quality assurance testing now in progress.

#Leggy Bois are toddler and baby approved #alarmingly so #sparkle-white yarn is NOT BABY SAFE HONEY GIVE THAT BACK NO EAT #this first one belongs to toddler #next one will be to test the final modifications + give baby something she can more safely shove in her mouth #avatar the last airbender #atla #salvage #the amazing isopuppy #crochet #Scuttles/Sokka/Seal Jerky #amigurumi

[rinkyrinkyrinky]

Boys talking about jerking together 👀

#randl #rhett and link #rhink #rhett mclaughlin #link neal #46 yo babygirl #gmm 2529 #jerky boys

[layerofthevampyres]

what i saw when the ghoul appeared on screen 🩷🍇

#fallout #fallout prime #cooper howard #beautiful problematic raisin boy #beef jerky husband #fallout tv series #of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ghoul

[oneguardian15]

hey guys so

i started watching the fallout tv show last night and

if you haven’t already noticed…

this is my personality now and for the foreseeable future. all is mr. ghoul man. there is nothing else.

forgive me for being this way. that is all

(i fuckin love him 💕)

#fallout prime #fallout show #cooper howard #the ghoul #new beef jerky husband #hell yeah #hancock is husbando numero uno #the ghoul is husbando numero dos #love my ghoul boys #prepare yourselves #for the ghoul husband content barrage #that is imminent #i have off today (it’s after midnight so i can say that) and i will be finishing the show today #and all shall be ghoul and ghoul shall be all #good luck #interview with the guardian #guardiangabtime

[knifetrickkk]

CHEWING ON HIM

#I need to chew and suck on him like. like a large piece of venison jerky I need to sink my teeth into him #god I’m so. I’m too hormonal for this oh my god #nobody look at me right now. holy shit #andyposting #andy hurley #fall out boy #so much (for) bangkok #I’m trying so hard to be normal #I’m TRYING

[transjeffdr]

i'm a simpson, i'd be bart.

#queef jerky #nickisnotgreen #dev lemons #greenisnotnick #dev limes #youtuber fanart #ik this will get like 0 likes idc I had to do it for qj nation #sanriocore #webcore??? i guess??? #collage #got experimental with this one boys #also ignore the watermark I don't have a new one yet :(

[hatchetmode]

Warning !! If you take the lobby boy to the beach you must coat him in at least 10 layers of sunscreen!! If you don't he will shrivel up like jerky and die the second he steps into direct sunlight !!

#the hotel podcast #at least his corpse wont smell if hes jerky #plz if you have a lobby boy you must care for him properly #he is so so scared all the time

[vermillioncrown]

something something doofenshmirtz "if i had two nickels--"

for making french guys go

"oh you have the math formulations"

#my mathematical rizz brings all the boys to the yard ig #academic jerky

[reztruck]

watching something and thinking of Lalo forcing to go a camping trip in Chihuahua desert.

#it’s got it allllll……..for me #nacho thinks it’s ridiculous bc he thinks he’s some rich boy he ends up being super competent #he’s not just an outdoorsman cosplay…..never forgetting little cooler of snacks and beef jerky #lacho #i feel like someone talked about this before but it’s me…..i’m the camping guy lol #i think it was cowboy au but i like all this modern take bc it’s funny #nacho thinks he is gonna get executed and lalo is happy to take someone out there lol

[enjomo-arch]

you know what's ace's fav little snack? Beef jerky. It's his little treat 🥺

#out. #That's really Texan of him but listen I discovered Texas jerky and thought of him #He's really like a big dog boy and you should give him treats

[muffinlance]

Interest Check: Isopuppy Plushies

Anyone interested in buying isopuppy plushies?

Either as a pattern or actual sewn-by-me toys. Because I have crocheted So Many Toys over my children, and I am thinking it's time to go back to sewing for awhile, but I should also stop rampantly making toys without homes to send them to. So. Casual interest check. I am absolutely making one for myself; this just determines if I should go through the effort of making an actual pattern so I can replicate the process.

#interest check #I like making things #then I run out of room for the things #the tragedy of the compulsive crafter #I have made Two Entire Blankets over this newborn and husband is very supportive #but I can see him eyeing our overfull blanket closet #and wondering when we will have so many blankets that he is inevitably smothered in his sleep #I would offer to sell crocheted blankets but they would be So Expensive #if you ever get a crocheted anything from someone #make sure to thank them profusely #because that is hours and hours of love #that is also why this isn't an offer for crocheted isopuppies #I could make a pattern for that easy #but oh boy would it take so much time compared to a sewn version #not looking for a cost prohibitive Seal Jerky here #just an adorable impulse-buyable pupper #I REALLY want to make little bean-filled ones that can curl up into baseball-sized balls for Playing Fetch #and a bigger version with suction cups on the legs so Good Boys can go up walls (or at least windows and bathroom mirrors) #but what I SHOULDN'T do is make a million hilarious versions that are going to collect dust #ADOPT AN ISOPUPPY TODAY #avatar the last airbender #atla #Salvage #Zuko #the amazin