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safetyobstacles · 6 months

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starting o segredo na floresta now, im either gonna finish this in a week or its gonna take months good luck me

update - i love joui

joui, its a little cloudy out, roll for sanity. joe, you stubbed your toe, roll sanity. joui did you just frown???????? roll a sanity test with disadvantage. that was cool joui, you gain 1 sanity. just kidding somewhere in the netherlands a child tripped and scraped their knee, you lose 10 sanity.

i think im going to put my updates under the cut instead of spamming posts B) beware of spoil

UPDATE

if cellbit takes liz or thiago from me ill never forgive him

this bar has to be its own paranormal entity, thiago would have died if the gun had a bullet in it and cristopher nearly got knifed to death in their first fight loll

EP 2

npc thiago about to be the most useless mf ever i swear if he dies to a stray ant or something ill cry just put him in a box for safe keeping

what would i do without the mental image of joui dropkicking every monster he sees

liz why are you finger painting with the ooze monsters remains and why did it give you 1 hp ?????? NEVERMIND

EP 3

RACCOON bro has 8 health but he sure is happy

faz um teste de sanidade

when i said thiago was gonna die to an ant i didnt actually mean kill him with giant spiders

cristopher no please dont climb a tree these are spiders they can climb nah bro cristopher is dead af im gonna miss him. bro cellbit just kill him already bros dead 2 hp

damn

ep 4

at this rate luba doesnt even need to roll sanity we all know hes gonna fail anyways joui's having the worst two days of his life

jesus christ i just woke up i cant handle this shit cesar's punching a hole in my itty bitty heart bones

please stop talking about leticio's cacetinho

EP 5 how long is too long for a tumblr post btw

the starting soon screen replaced cris with arthur notlikethis

cellbit is far too happy about them going to this house i hate it i hate it

i would like for them to leave a casa now :))) they got gregório time to go :) DAMN JOUI JUST GOT STEAMROLLED BY THAT ZOMBIE ROLLED A 99 VS CELLS 1 jesus christ thiago LOL NO WAY GREGÓRIO IS DEAD AF bro was just taking a nap in the car and this is what he gets

that was horribly stressful its 3 am how am i supposed to sleep after that

to be fair, if i was rodolfo and liz didnt use the tazer, i would have just dragged gregório in front of arthur and killed him in right in front of his face soo...

ROLLED 100 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL a caverna

COOL GUY ALERT HOPE HE DOESNT KILL BRULIO HAHAhahaaa

EP 6 I HAVE GREAT ANXIETY THIS MESTRE GUY IS ABOUT TO KILL HALF THE SQUAD

luba i know youve been rolling absolute dog shit the last 5 episodes but this one really counts buddy brulio :(

most stressful hour of youtube ive ever sat through i cant believe they all lived

A PORTA FORTE

EP 7 im so glad they're going back to the house im so happy ive never wanted anything else this is great nothing could go wrong in this house nothing

7 episodes in and ive just now realised that he keeps talking about circles and spirals and those have significance with a certain element and now i want them to leave carpazinha go back home forget this ever happened

undressing with the homies in the haunted basement next to a dead old man

not thiago canonically talking to a bookshelf after complaining about joui's whispering to his shotgun

THIS GRAVE IS SO COMPLICATEDDDD I BET ITS FUCKING EMPTY THEYRE ARGUING ABOUT HOW TO "knock out" AN OLD LADY AND ITS PROBABLY JUST WORMS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVEEE

this whole graveyard scene has me in tears thiago staring at nothing while they try to get him to unmute, old guy on the phone, joui picking up the old lady i just laughed so hard i feel ill

the one time joui doesnt fail a roll he loses 6 SANITY?? 8 SANITY?????????????? SENHORA VOCE TA BEM????? YOU JUST CHOKED HER OUT JOUI WAIT SHES GONNA DIE??????????? SHES GOING TO DIE???????????? THE GASOLINE IN THE MOUTH??

grounded from the shotgun for 1 week

EP 8

Thiago's pants are still fucked up from last episode btw

about to have a tpk over alchohol poisoning

if cesar survives this campaign hes gonna put as many points possible into forgery

a caverna im goign fuckign crazy the god of tdeath pr spomething is in this cave theyre gonna walk inside trip on a pebble and get eaten by hundreds of tiny cave beetles

Victor is absolutely about to get his face eated by a spider and/or be swallowed by the cave

ok but santo berço looks kinda cool like i would live there

EP 9 he just (re?)released osnf merch but i refuse to be spoiled by absolutely anything ive done so well i will not be tainted by cesar's really cool green on black long sleeve

wait i love the gatekeeper its a shame this town is probably a hallucination and theyre all actually slowly dying in the middle of the forest GIANT COWS I LOVE THE GIANT COWS WITH REGULAR SIZED HEADS

????????????????????????????????FELPS??????????????????????

buttery butter

thiago this is why you should have quit smoking

?????FELPS?????????

EP 10 so if thiago hadnt used the lighter would felps still be alive, probably just would have died later B)

bro joui has got to buy new dice this is crazy

this is gonna be the average 2 star motel experience BRO JUST DABBED ON CESAR liz is about to get bodied by the hallway ghosts this is just like a regular motel HUH UHHHHHHH

no joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy

mom i want to go home i dont want to stay in santo berço anymore jesus christ

EP 11 how am i supposed to just start the next episode after that i think the mental image of brulio beating arthurs skull in is burned into my brain space

sandwich sandwich

i love the giant cows so much i want one GIANT CHICKEN LAY GIANT EGG I LOVE THE GIANT CHICKEN intimidating the human sized pig

EP 12 still thinking about how cellbit thought new zealand was so close to europe, he was so sure of it that he was making me unsure of where i knew new zealand was

both times thiago was played by cellbit some horrific shit happened so with arthur being an npc this episode im prepared for the worst also this starting soon screen is fucking wicked

are you telling me joui's max sanity is now 12 bros been losing it for so long hes stuck like this joui is the "damn, you live like this?" meme

CELLBO ROLEPLAYED TOO HARD HIS HEADSET JOINED AS AN ENEMY AND BEAT HIS SETUP

"that sounds like a book title" bro let the intrusive thought win

baby nidere

no way the cow has been suffering this whole time ill cry

theyre about to rp their way into an angry medieval mob when they get found with the body of the dead gatekeeper B) does santo berço have dungeons, bc if they do thats where theyll be sleeping tonight nvm the gatekeeper has demons inside him sorry joui HUh no way they killed the gatekeeper dude wtf

EP 13 chat's a bit excited to go in the cave guys if anyone reads this what am i supposed to do once i finish this season. what do you mean i just have to go onto desconjuração. what do you mean i have to leave this story behind. please let me keep all the characters in this one.

THE CAVE MAP IS COOOOOOL THE LIGHT MOVES WITH THE MINER everyone struggling to flip their characters 5 mins into the cave made me laugh so hard i had to pause to breathe

I LOVE MOLES DUDE THEYRE SO COOL ok but i dont love this many moles BRO I LOVE MOTHS TOO THIS IS AWESOME wait no i hate bats THIS MOTH IS SUFFERINGGGGG

THE SUCC hes about to kill them all with the Succ out of spite thiago never mock one of cellbit's monsters again ARTHUR ZIUM

door door door door door door door door door door the gatekeeper is alive???

ih arthur nah dude let go of cesar :(((((((((((( gotta hand it to arthur hes survived two of these situations now get it, hand it to him, CAUSE HE LOST HIS FUCKING ARM WTF HIS ARM DETATCH LIKE A LEGO sorry i vote we still kill the gatekeeper just in case just to be safe

EP 14 did cellbit have a past traumatic experience with a vacuum is that why he created the Succ

agatha?????? bro agatha's life sucked big pp

every time cellbit says hes excited for something i grow more afraid

if they kill and eat the gatekeeper would he also taste delicious just wondering

i think i might know the reason why 12 sanity joui has a funky grey form but 55 sanity thiago doesnt, but maybe im crazy nevermind thiago had the funky grey within him this whole time wait does that mean hes gonna die if santo berço dies DAMN

joui just really wants to see thiago naked also hes just blatantly stealing arthur's knife he really is losing all his sanity that was possibly the most unconvincing "nada" ive ever heard

EP 15 before i start a new episode i always go to the vod on twitch and watch the memes first so i can go "hehe" for five minutes, and then go "oh no" for the next 4 hours

hypothetically, if joui managed to get the symbol on him before anyone noticed would he have just lost all 12 of his sanity and gone mad cuz that would have been crazy :,)

this is it cellbit is finally going to kill npc thiago joui is so very happy about his shotgun i thought maybe he was getting better but hes whispering to it again

alright whats up with cellbit and the outwards opening doors because i swear i have never seen a door that opens out instead of in, are all the doors like that in his home these doors are made to have creatures attack from inside ih i just checked like 3 times to make sure i was on the right episode lmaoooo

"pobre martha" DAAAAAAMN MARIANA ICE COLD

one buff woman vs all 3 equipe kelvin who will win (1 woman) crazy that equipe kelvin managed to accomplish what took our group 9 episodes to get to lool they even got the leticio cacetinho dlc, but they did skip the spider boss fight and the entire house level

THE BLACKSMITH IS MIGUEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EP 16 the joui, liz, and arthur cosplay look like theyre going to a nice dinner meanwhile thiago, kenan, and cesar just look homeless

idk if thiago's making it out of this one :,) maybe we just take thiago's weapons its not like he can do much to help anyways kenan wants to skin him listen brother i dont think thats gonna work im at the 52 min mark and cellbit is acting sus af the blacksmith is about to appear and stomp them all or something

joui would roll a 99 and nearly knife cesar and liz is trying so hard not to metagame her way to the explosive backpack loving how trigger happy joui is right now go on guys give him more explosives what the worst that could happen

is kenan also a wellspring do they have to kill him cuz thats gonna be kind of awkward and on that note since thiago has the symbol on him does that make him a wellspring too ill cry i will cry

NOT JOUI APOLOGIZING FOR LYING ABOUT HIS SAMURAI ANCESTRY

damn that scene between joui, liz, and thiago was the best in the entire season

i would like to take this moment before they all get swallowed alive by some horrible sludge tentacle monster to proclaim my absolute hatred of Santo Berço. I know i said at the end of episode 8 that i thought it looked cool but im over it ive moved past that point in my life i hate Santo Berço

BIG GOOEY MEATBALL

"the people are happy here!" says the blacksmith as he currently has 5 people forcefully locked up for decades that have gone mad with probably no way of ever regaining their sanity i just realised miguel and the old blacksmith fucked so hard they had a kid

final boss aboutta come crawling out of the meatball please stop trying to skin thiago the symbol isnt gonna come off

THAT WAS SICK AF THEYRE ALL DEAD AS HELL

???????????????????? "kenan you have one last sane move before i take your character and throw him off a cliff"

post i made after i finished osnf (made like 3 days later because i was so so so so so so so so so so sad)

https://www.tumblr.com/safetyobstacles/739056899257942016/i-finished-osnf-after-almost-2-months-and-you-know?source=share

#ordem paranormal #osnf #really excited for this tho #first series got me hype #manteiga na manteiga

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souryogurt64 · 1 month

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happy belated plagueiversary

remember when my libarts trash college canceled my internship program in new york, kicked everyone out of the dorms with like a week's notice and kept all our money for the entire semester anyway. and my campus job was classified as a "fellowship" so i did not get any government aid. and my parents were like "you cant come home" so i ended up being an essential worker at a christian grocery store while doing an unpaid ""internship"" and taking online summer classes. and i didnt have anywhere to live so these random boys i was vaguely acquainted with in high school let me illegally sublet from their drug operation house (NOT weed) under the operation that i participated in the drug operation and oh, by the way, one of their dads was a fed

and i didnt really have any other options so i said yes and was like having severe anxiety attacks every day because of this obviously

and then someone stole my bike during this and also it would take me like an hour to drive home from the christian grocery store every night because they would shut down all the roads to stop protests. and i exploded a tire because of this and had to change it alone while crying hysterically in the middle of the street next to a FRAT PARTY and nobody at the frat party would help me

AND THEN an inland hurricane that caused damage that could be seen from space hit the area and like knocked out power and water everywhere for weeks and it was so bad it wasn't even on the news because nobody, not even the news, had power. and it downed a tree on the drug operation house. and i had to drive 3 hours to a gas station to get cell phone data to post on tumblr and call my parents and some lady tried to offer me money at the gas station because she thought i was a runaway

and then i had to move back into the shitty libarts school which was for ZOOM CLASS because they had to get the reslife money and it was like being in prison. and then everyone just expected me to get a job during this like nothing was happening

and then years later when i finally got a full time job offer it was almost rescinded because the """internship""" place refused to admit i worked there and i had to contact my college to get documentation that this fake ass """internship""" even happened. and also swmrs was happening during all of this. and also years later my parents called me and were like "hey so we stole some money you were supposed to get during covid, we thought it would benefit us and we would get more money but we didnt. and we actually kind of feel really bad about stealing from you and making you be an essential worker so we're going to transfer it to your bank account, but you have to promise not to tell anyone"

#i have zero respect for anyone not living like this in 2020 i'm sorry. you did not deserve 600 a week

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legacyshenanigans · 3 months

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I just had a random flashback

Storytime I guess, because I think it's funny 🤣🤣

When I was 16 I got chatting to this guy online. We spoke over messages for like a week, and then we finally met up, we met up A LOT over the course of like a month, I'd say. It was nothing super serious though, we mainly just used to fuck, eat, and then he'd take me home, that was the vibe and the arrangement, I was chill with that, and then he suddenly just ghosted me out the blue, didnt respond to the last text I'd sent him, and didnt answer his phone when I tried to call after a couple days of not hearing from him. I was confused, but I was just kinda like "Oh OK. Whatever" and that was it.

About 2 months after this dude ghosted me, I got in a relationship with someone. And Ghost man POPPED up outta fuckin nowhere after finding out I had a boyfriend and started PURE kicking off at me, going CRAZY, because he apparently "Liked me" and wanted to see where things would go with "us" 🤣🤣

And I remember being like, "You've been MIA?! You haven't even messaged me or spoke to me for literally 2 MONTHS"

And this dude, I SWEAR to god, messaged me back saying "I was at work"

I said "Work?! For 2 months?! No texts? No nothing? What the fuck do you do!? Lmao"

And he was like "Doesn't matter now, your loss"

Never found out what he actually did for a living, for all I knew he COULD have been "at work" somewhere for 2 months.. With no cell service, I guess? But either way, even if he was, he NEVER told me.. And just expected me to hang around and wait for him to contact me, I suppose? Honestly, who fuckin knows? Hahahahaha.

Wild 🤣

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trueoathbreaker · 8 months

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Im watching a video on mmos and i wanted to talk about my experiences with the genre for the past like 2 decades

I first got into mmos with toontown back when it was all over tv

My parents paid for an account for me and my sibling to share and my dad had his own account

I played a whole bunch of toontown but i avoided a lot of things....i was barely in double digits....stuff like cog buildings and the factory (back when there was like...1) scared me...heck i still tend to avoid them when i go back to ttr (and bc i have zero social skills so i suffer in solo)

My first TRUE mmo was maplestory....i never got far tho i leveled up a few times and got to like the elf area and had someone try to trade me but again i was just a confused 11 year old at the time....idk how mmos work! I still played them!

Theres a bunch of mmos id get into during middle school and into hs but never for too long....i was like a grandma with a cell phone....idk what im doing im just hitting things and running around the first area

I have a friend who id play some of these with back then but even then i didnt know what i was doing

At this point in my life and its only been 28 years of being alive....most of these memories are fuzzy...

I remember always being magic classes until i got one with a gunner...i thought wow thats cool!

My friend always did way more in these games than i did....

And then there was one particular mmo....i had gotten into with a different friend in hs....

Tera

Now my first jump into tera was short lived (in 2013) bc i had a laptop not made to play such a demanding game and i barely saw past lumbertown for years. I shelved tera and had a small burst of playing mmos during this time from new to old

For....whatever reason i dont remember

My previous friend got me to hop back into tera in 2015

And that

Was the start of my true mmo years

Every other mmo i clueless played barely getting anywhere for a few months to playing talesrunner a few times to whatever mmo i wanted to try that gave me a virus once and i very shakily saved my computer from it (probably)

Didnt matter

Here we are back in tera 2 years later and its all different and would only get more different the more i played....i deleted the like 3 characters i had barely used bc their names were trash and i made a new archer named deed

And we had a blast (and i had a third friend join us for some time but we dont talk about him anymore ok ok)

I dont remember how or when

But i had found an mmo coming soon with a closed beta upcoming

Blade and soul

My first time playing blade and soul.....was awful

I was on yet another laptop that could not handle the game....i gave up at the first world boss area bc i had worn the pvp outfit not knowing it was a pvp outfit (whoops) and was basically stun locked into death by strangers bc my poor computer was too slow to handle it

Despite that i bought the founders pack and walked back into the earthern realm with my blade dancer magmia

Who i promptly disgarded to play with my friend on iksnanun

And seeliewood was born

And the rest they say

Is mostly recorded on this blog for your viewing pleasure

Blade and soul to this day is still one of the best experiences ive had in an mmo despite it all despite the games jank despite it taking me months to actually DO non story content bc i had new friends who dragged me with them besides doing the first two dungeons over ans over bc i was a scared baby of 20something despite the absolutely wild people ive met and friendships lost and stupid things ive said and done and times i got my butt kicked by mushin

Its about my friends still letting me try the scary raid with them after i have an embarrassing meltdown down in front of them and a bunch of strangers

Its sitting down for hours in a dungeon just to talk bc no one is gonna yell at us to get out

Its watching a whole raid stop and watch a rare item vanish bc one of u thinks its the ugliest outfit in the world and she paid us to throw it out

Its roping people in to farm pirate princess or black ice for months until they finally drop

Its not about reaching the best gear to do the newest raid that kills you for looking at it funny

Its about a game that introduced me to my gf @shironuri

And while i have had a lot of other mmos following some lasting longer than others including a third return to tera

Most are short lived

I don't stay as hooked on some mmos or i fall back into my rapid pick up and put down way of playing games in general

Many mmos are shutting down or mobile only or have specs past my nearly 10 year old pc that i do not have the money to replace

I'm back to staying away from socializing and many of my friends have moved on or have no time for these games anymore (or they're all in ff14 which i technically own but.... you know)

So many mmos i played only a few years ago are just gone or out of my computers power to play (id love to try and get pso2 to work again but i only played on jp and that takes a HUGE amount of time to set back up)

On that note i realize there's a lot of games i play that should go on this blog but i just haven't

Like other social sims

Yall want my vrchat screens??? Eh probably not theres like 2 active followers yall probably see this on my main enough

#this is the feeling of being in a room after a party #going back to your school after you graduated

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bluephoenixdruidicprincess · 22 days

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So some of you might remember I had gotten into Zodiac Academy. I was making my way through the series but knew I would need to slow down so I wouldn't get stuck having to wait for Book 9 to come out. Well, I ended up having to stop for a while in book 5 because the dreaded moment finally came where everyone found out about about Orion and Darcy's relationship. This is one of the things I dislike about teacher/student relationships (besides the whole power play and predator aspects that gives me the ick). I decided to check out with the series for the time being as I wasnt super interested in seeing how that plotline went. So a few months went by and I'm back in it.

Spoilers below so dont continue reading if you dont want to be spoiled.

Some thoughts about the Orion and Darcy thing. Overall I find them cute and I do find myself rooting for them even though I dont necessarily like all aspects of their relationship. Again, power dynamics are a huge reason I dont go for these types of relationship tropes. But, I will say they are super cute together and I've caught myself smiling in their interactions. But I was not looking forward to when all of Solaria found out about them. It was rough getting through the first few chapters after the big reveal. And honestly I have very mixed emotions on the whole execution of this. For one thing, I fucking knew they would be found out because Darcy left her damn phone or tablet or whatever the atlas is supposed to resemble around. Everytime she forgot it, I'm just like, "girl, you're having an illicit affair with a teacher and that device has all the proof on it, stop leaving it around!" I generally like Tori and Darcy as characters, but they maybe super powerful, but they dumb af for real. Actually, the heirs are pretty dumb too, Solaria essentially is just fucked all around regardless of who gets the crown, not a single brain cell shared among any of the contenders for the crown really. But back to the whole Darcy thing, I honestly have a hard time believing Kylie was the one who turned Darcy in. I totally buy she would find out about the relationship via Darcy's atlas but using that info to turn Darcy in? Kylie's not smart enough nor brave enough for that, and also just doesnt seem like Kylie, lets be honest, shes a simpering idiot (I fully wouldve expected her to go the Seth route and make Darcy do things for her like Seth did to keep her mouth shut about it). Also, it's like really short sighted of her because now she has no ammunition to use against Darcy to keep Darcy away from her man. And if Darcy was a petty bitch, Kylie should really have been worried about Darcy going to Seth and doing all the things with him shes been afraid of out of pure spite. Kylie essentially gained absolutely nothing from this. Before the Vegas and the Heirs acted, her social status didnt even really change, it didnt help her relationship with Seth. It's like you got 10 minutes of fame and that was it. And how did she think the heirs were going to react about that. The leader of the Heirs is Darius who has a known bonded relationship with Orion. And the love of Kylie's life is Seth who is Darius's best friend and Seth is a wolf so he's a touchy feely guy who gets uber protective with those he loves, Darius is hurting from this, no way Seth would just let that lie. How did she think this was going to go? But anyway, Kylie's an idiot, it makes sense and doesnt make sense at the same time.

I havent finished book 5 but I am back to being invested in it. Despite the audio book being over 20 hours long, way longer than it probably really needs to be, I do enjoy the fact that it does take so long for the plot to go anywhere. Like did we really need to see the heirs have a stint in the mortal world and beat up Tori's boyfriend and see how the twins lived before they found out they were princesses? No, but it was still pretty fun. So I'm back in the Zodiac Academy game and by the time I finally get through Book 8, Book 9 will already be out so yay! No suffering for months from an abrupt cliffhanger for me!

Also, I dont think I've mentioned this in previous posts, but Darcy and Tori's face names are Roxanya and Gwendolyna (its like word vomit but in name form). I really hate these names and I cringe so bad whenever they're used. It's also super weird they have names like these. When everyone else has basic ass names. (Just my opinion, please no one hate me for this).

#zodiac academy #orion and blue #orion #darcy

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minor-dot-inconvenience · 2 years

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Golden Villain Donnie Au Cuz Im An AU Powerhouse

I make an au every five minutes so might as well share my villain Donnie/separated one. Hes kinda misguided and has major Spinel vibes from him. Hes also clingy to Leo and ill get to the reason why.

He was orginally left behind by Splinter when he escaped cuz Splinter didnt realize he dropped him/couldnt go back for him so he grew up with Draxum. Basically raised as the soldier he was supposed to be. He grew up kinda isolated with no one to talk to besides Huginn and Muginn. He also didnt have the best food usually just the bare minimum to keep him alive. He didnt know he had brothers until they broke into Draxum’s lab wit April to save Mayhem. Draxum lied to him and said Lou left him behind on purpose. From that point Donnie starts to drift away from Draxum a bit (not like they were close in the first place but Draxum was the closest thing he had to a father). For a while its Donnie fighting the Mad Dogz while also getting to know them a bit more while fighting. The one peaking his interest the most is Leo that continues to make witty comments and bad jokes and treating Donnie like they’ve always been brothers which confuses Donnie.

And then after a while Donnie started to argue more with Draxum before Draxum says sum outta pocket like iunno “this is the reason Lou abandoned you” and then Donnie realizes Draxum isnt that great. Donnie packs up his tech and runs away to go be a villain on his own yknow turning some abandon place into an evil tech lair. Cue Donnie starting to fight the guys with just him and his tech. He kinda holds a grudge against them out of anger and jealousy that Splinter took them and not him so now he kinda wants to kill em. Later on he kidnaps Leo to lure the other guys there. Don confiscates his sword while Leos in a cell right behind Donnies whole work station. Leo starts talking to him using his charm, Donnie ignores him until he laughs at one of the jokes he told which made Leo smile. Donnie sits in front of the cell actually holding a nice conversation with him. Leo asks how old Donnie and his birthday and Donnie says “14, *insert birthday here*” and then Leos like “omg we have the same age and birthday” and starts saying theyre twins.

This for some reason makes Donnie feel really nice inside and as much as he tried he couldnt fight the wide smile off his face and saying “yeah, twins.” They keep talking until Leo asks why he hates them so much, Don gets upset saying Splinter abandoned him and took them while he was stuck with Draxum. Leo was like “yo bro it din een happen like that” and told him what actually happened. Don started to feel guilty and stood up saying “well youre brothers are probably going to be here anyway to come get you.”. And then Leo pulls his phone (that he somehow still has) and slides it over to Don with a soft smile. Don is bewildered that he just gave his kidnapper his ticket out of here and even more so when he turns it on and sees 25 missed calls from Raph. He looks at Leo and he just says “we worry about them later, lets just keep talking.” And they do for hours completely forgetting the situation just talking about hobbies and things they like. This is where Donnie starts growing an attachment to Leo.

In the middle of their talk Raph, Mikey and April suddenly bust in through the wall. Donnie instantly gets his tech bo ready to fight while Leo tries to call them off but it goes in one earhole and out the other. They start fighting and all that jazz, Mikey gets Leos odachi and then Raph slings Leo over his shoulder and theyre bout to leave. Donnie shouts for Leo and then the guys are gone. Now theyre fighting but its just Donnie trying to get Leo to join him in evil and all that. Donnie then gets the bright idea to just pull up to the sewers and kill em himself. Donnie shows up with shelldon and has shelldown take care of Raph, Mikey and Splinter while Donnie goes to get Leo. Leos like “bro im not boutta fight my own family. So then Donnie starts getting upset cuz he doesnt get why Leo doesnt wanna join him and fight his own family. So like in a showdown between Leo and Donnie Donnie has a full on breakdown and starts fighting him getting angry but literally crying the whole time. Don falls to his knees and Leo drops down to hug him and they stay like that for a few minutes. Don lightly pushes Leo away and shakily calls off shelldon who was *this* close to killing the other three.

Don goes back to hugging Leo, Raph is about to start fighting again when Leo signals them to stop pointing at crying Donnie. Splinter comes closer to Don putting a hand on his shoulder causing him to flinch. Don looked at Splinter, then at Leo who nodded, and then at Splinter again. Splinter just says “Im so happy to see you again my son.” and hugs the two of them and then Don starts crying again. Raph a softens as Mikey beams dragging Raph to join the hug.

The lair isnt that destroyed, its still in pretty good shape just a bit banged up which Donnie will never stop feeling bad for. Donnie got as much stuff as he could from his lab when he got his own lab and room in the lair, though he had to sleep in the same room as Leo for a while. Don is still sarcastic and dramatic just more quiet, shy and emotional. Its no secret Leo’s his favorite brother basically being with him every second of the day. Don still has some bad memories but at least he has a real family to get him through it.

Yeah ik I left out a bunch of stuff that would be good to mention but this is just the gist of it. Feel free to write a fic of this if you wanna, credit me or dont idrc I just wanna see a fic of this.

btw squidward would like you to reblog if its not too much trouble<3

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iheartchv · 2 years

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Hey Can You Do A Vampire Leo x F!Reader But In Bayverse And With Prompts And Can You Do It In A Lemon 🍋

151. “Do you know how a turtle takes his mate?” 5. “MINE.” 89. Mating season 123. “Don’t hold back.” 58. Turtle bedroom 132. “Argue all you want, we both know you belong to me.” with 142. “Bite me.” and Turning Into A Vampire

Alrighty c: sorry for taking so long, busy with my job and when i had time I rewrote this twice :/

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Midnight Bite

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Leonardo told Y/n to meet him at his place tonight. He couldn't hold back anymore. He wanted her, in more ways than one... All he could do now was wait, like a lion waiting for its prey. Except he saw Y/n as more than prey; she was a friend, a lover, everything to him. He could've cared less if it was anyone else, but she was such an interesting creature he didnt want to do away with her. If he could convince her to be with him forever ...

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

You managed to find Leo's place. It was already after midnight. The sewers was confusing. You hoped he didnt mind you being a little late, knowing how punctual he can be.

You and Leo had been dating for months now. You feel in love with the heroic terrapin about a year ago. He'd saved you from some muggers and even though his appearance shocked you a little, you managed to make him stay and have a small coversation. You wanted to get to know him more, so you got his name and gave him your cell phone number

Since then, its been late night talks into the morning. You also later found out he was also a vampire. He didn't want to tell you because he thought it was too much for you to take in: a giant mutant turtle AND a vampire all rolled into one. You wondered how that could be but didnt question it.

You saw Leo coming toward you with a smile on his face. Your heart couldnt help but to do somersaults. He was just too gorgeous, for a turtle man.

"Sorry I'm late. The sewers is so confusing."

"You're on time, don't worry, my love" he replied, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. He grinned and chuckled seeing you blush. The familiar feeling of being territorial and horny boiled in his lower belly and the back of his mind.

He gave you a quick tour of the lair and introduced you to his family... more like just saying their names and motioning to whom he was talking about. You said hello and introduced yourself as well. "It's a pleasure to meet you."

"So this is the girl?" Raph asked in a gruff voice. His eyes seemed a brighter green than a moment before. The look he gave you made you a little uncomfortable

"Yeah." Leo replied, eyeing his brother and holding you closer to him.

"She's cute. Nice catch, brah." Mikey chimed in.

Leo's usual calm demenor shifted to a predatory air. You could hear a low growl rumble in the back of his throat. "Leave."

"Come on, man, can't you share-" Mikey couldn't finish because Leo was giving him a death glare. His eyes glowed with a primal instinct to protect what was his.

"MINE." he snarled, his fangs bared.

"Okay. Okay, geez, you dont need to bite my head off."

"Come, my sons. Let us leave your brother alone with Miss Y/n." His whole family had gone at Splinter's command. When they left to go out into the night, you turned yourself around to face Leo.

"What's the rush? I wanted to-"

"Another time, I promise."

"And what's with you acting so protective of me? They're your family."

"You don't know what they were thinking about"

Okay, you let him win that arguement. The hold he had on you had tightened, but you didnt want to say anything while his family was around. "You can let go of me now. You don't own me, you know." you said, implying what happened a moment ago.

Maybe you should've have said anything because Leo grabbed you by your forearms and leaned his face down to yours. You could feel his breathing softly dance over your lips. "Know this, you can argue all you want, we both know you belong to me"

"Bite me."

"Oh, I will." he promised.

His rough hands glided down your arms and went their seperate ways, one to wrap around your lower back and one to entangle behind your head and your hair. His eyes glowed a dark blue and seemed to lure you in. Anything that happened a few minutes ago was all forgotten, and all the mattered was you and Leonardo.

His lips was a breadths hare away from yours. 'Are you gonna kiss me or not?' you thought. Leo heard you in his mind and captured your lips with his. The hand that held the back of your head now cupped your face, tilting your head back to kiss you deeper. Your arms snaked behind his thick neck, wanting to be closer to him. He always took your breath away everytime he kissed you.

Leo lifted you up and into him, holding you as he made his way to a more comfortable place to continue. The makeout session led to his bedroom (they dont have doors/much privacy so thats why he asked his brothers and Splinter to leave). Your back was pressed into his matress and him towering over you, even on his knees. Leo's lips finally broke away from yours, letting you breathe. Your lips were swollen, your chest heaved, with you cheeks flushed. He thought you looked so gorgeous underneath him.

His ocean eyes looked back at you. There was that need again, one youve seen many times during private moments. It made your heart melt. "Y/n, would you spend an eternity with me?" He licked his lips, feeling anxious. "The reason I ask is because..." His hand cups your cheek, and you can't help but place your hand over his. "I don't think I can hold back anymore. I've resisted the temptation to taste your blood and take you as my mate, but... it's been getting harder since we've been together."

He had talked about this with you before but you never gave him an answer. You were unsure. He had shown you how much he wanted you many times.... Those times never went beyond touching and teasing; however you could tell he wanted so much more. He wanted to belong, to feel loved... by you.

Leonardo made you feel something than any other man ever had. And it wasnt just the fact that he was physically different. It was everything about him: his eyes, his smile, his loyalty to those he cares for, and his heart of gold.

Was you ready to give up everything... for love?

"Will you be mine, and I yours, forever?"

"Yes, Leonardo, I will." Your heart swelled with so much emotion you grabbed the sides of his face and pulled to him down to you. Your arms wrapped around his neck and you started kissing him so passionately, telling him how much you loved him.

"I love you, Leo."

"I love you, too, Y/n, my darling." His lips and tongue teased yours, making you moan softly as he ignited a fire in your lower belly and down to your core. His moans rumbled in his throat and they vibrated throughout your body, which made your whole body curl for a second.

"I'm gonna make you feel so good before I ... ravish you, so to speak" he smiled and chuckled at his pun.

You couldn't help but roll your eyes and giggle,"Oh, Leo"

You guided Leo to show him what you wanted. He stripped you of your top, exposing your breasts. His hot mouth took one of your nipples in his mouth to suck and lick it. The sound you let out was a small squeal. You 'oohh'ed and 'aahh'ed as his tongue danced all over your chest. You held his head in place, wanting more and arching your back.

And as you let him touch and taste your flesh, you've never felt so excited. Leo must've known how aroused you were because sank down on his knees to your pelvic area. "I can smell you, love. I wonder how hot I've got you." his voice and fingers teased. Yep, you were right.

Leo's hands slid your bottoms off and admired your womanhood. Then they slid up and down your legs, his lips leaving open mouthed kisses behind them. Your soft gasps and moans spurred him on. He stopped at the apex between your thighs and looked up at you.

"Can I touch you, sweetheart?"

"Mhmm" you replied, squirming underneath his gaze.

He traced your nether lips and then slid between your folds. He slowly explored you, feeling how wet you already were. He teased, flicked, and rubbed your clit. Your eyes closed as flames burned inside you. He slowly sank his finger inside you.

"L-Leo~~~"

"Oh, my god, Y/N, you feel so good."

Your inner walls squeezed around his digit as he brushed along your g-spot. You were so occupied that you were caught off guard when you felt his tongue tasting you. Oh, good lord, you were in heaven.

Using his finger again he bought you to your climax, biting your neck to drink your blood and being careful not to let a drop go to waste. The taste of your blood, the sounds of your orgasm made him so hard. His cock was practically begging.

He paused and made sure not to make you so weak that you wouldn't be able to complete the mating ritual. He licked his lips clean of blood and stripped himself of his gear and clothing. You could see his massive hardened member pressed against his lower plastron. He scooted you to the edge of the bed, spread your legs, and nestled between them.

"Do you know how a turtle takes his mate?"

"Yeah... but what about a mutant ninja turtle?"

He smiled with a grin that exposed his fangs. "I'll show you." His cupped the back of your knees and spread you open even more, giving him room.

"And don't hold back." you dared him.

Leo kept his word. He first gave his cock a few pumps and used your wetness to lubricate the head. He teased your entrance, loving the whimpers that escaped you. Then slowly, inch by inch, he stretched you and sank himself balls deep inside you. You moaned so loud you wondered if anyone above couldve heard you. Your hands gripped the sheets as the first wave of pleasure washed over you for the second time.

He softly groaned and then lowly growled. "Mmmmm.... you're so hot and so tight" Your slick inner muscles felt so good gripping around him. It took everything in him to not pound you into the mattress right now. "Y/N, if or when you cum, bite my neck or my shoulder. You need to drink my blood to become a vampire, okay?"

All you could do was nod, looking up into his eyes. He made sure you were ready before moving his hips back and then in. What you felt was indescribable. No word would be able to justify it. He then moved faster, feeling you tighten around him. He'd know if you were close to cumming. In no time you reached your climax again, crying out his name and not caring who heard.

Leonardo buried his face into your neck again to keep himself from cumming too early. His groans and hot breath fanned your sensitive flesh. Your arms held onto his forearms, and then you sank your new fangs into the crook of his neck. His blood trickled out and you lapped at the tiny streams.

Meanwhile, Leo continued to pound into you, chasing his release. He sped up when he felt your fangs sink into his skin. His breathing grew heavy, his muscles tightened over his bones. "Leonardo, I'm-I'm cumming!" you cried as you reached your third orgasm for the evening, this one more intense. He roared as he cummed so deep inside you, painting your insides white with his seed.

He held you against him as he turned you both on your sides. Your arms and legs drapped over him while he stayed inside you, making sure that his seed didn't spill onto his sheets. Coming down from your highs, Leo asked if you were okay.

"My love, are you alright? I didn't hurt you, did I?"

"Well, I know I'm gonna be sore a while." You cupped his cheek to make him look at you. "But you were so good, baby. You were amazing. It was better than anything I ever dreamed of."

"You did well, too, Y/N. You're an amazing woman." He caressed your face, brushing stary hair out of your eyes. He then kissed you so soft and sweetly. "Thank you..."

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merscylilith · 2 years

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Shooting Star | Sparks.

Rindou Haitani x f!reader x Sanzu Haruchiyo

Angst

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Summary : Do you believe on wishing star ? Like, when you saw a shooting star then, all you could think of were a happiness with someone you loved. But does that person did love you back ?

Rindou always a first person you would find if there something wrong with everything, on your way.

You, that's what Rindou could think of when he in class or everywhere. Being a bestfriend since elementary school share a lot thing between you two. His brother, Ran Haitani really adore yout friendship with him. He even treated you like his little sister. Not to mention, they both the infamous Roppongi deliquent, even so you still have a good jokes with each other.

" Rinnie, you should be more focus when you did something ! Look ! What did you do ?! You ruined my cakes ", your irritated face makes Rindou want to ruined everything you did. cute.

How to explains this ? You both share the same brain cells, copying each other homeworks, escape the class, put a prank on Ran together , you both basically , one.

As the age grew up, nothing changed. Rindou and you even makes a listed plans that you both want to do in high school. Rindou surely love do every your commands. He doest know why but your words magically pour a spell on him.

He smiled when you pouty in pain as your period cramps attacking so hard.

"Silence , class. We have a new student, Sanzu Haruchiyo. Please welcomed him warmthly ", the guy with black masked only bow his head.

All the classmates whispering, positively or negatively as their eyes shooting Sanzu with weird looks. Worst start for his day.

But, your eyes looks sparkling. His appearance got your attention. His beautiful pink hair.

Even Rindou notices your weird behaviour. Nah, y/n just being friendly. uneasy feeling swiftly away.

Friendly.

And things changed.

You became more closer to Sanzu. It's not like Rindou doesnt knew who Sanzu was, he just like him, a deliquent.

Whenever Rindou asked for hanging out, you always bringing Sanzu all along, at first, he doesnt mind but thing keep happened again and again.

He felt left out. You looks more active and in clouds nine, when Sanzu around, when there only you two, Rindou you still the same as before, treated him nicely.

Sanzu and him became closer too because of you. Not only that, they both now were in the same gang. It weirdly makes you happy.

It has been 3 months since you called him for everything. It's not like he didnt try to reach you out, calling you, sent you a text messaging, but all he got was short and emoji as response. Y/n, dont make me worried.

He sat on the couch, stare on the television blankly, nothing entertain. Rindou does saw your posts on the social media, you spent all days with Sanzu.

While he still in his thought of heartaches, the ringing of his phone caught him off. Your name appeared on his screen. Smiled appear on his face.

"Rinnie, let's hanging out at our favourite spot ", your voice lighthen him up.

In the light speed, he dress up a little more than usual, he likes you since then but Sanzu seems the distraction for his love.

Exactly on the time that have been promised, Rindou dropped his smile when he saw Sanzu was there too. Ah, as usual.

Not that he hates Sanzu, but he doesnt like how Sanzu got your attention more than him.

But what makes him more broken, your hand intertwining with Sanzu's left hand. How, what happened.

Your smile got more brighter as you saw his presence.

" Rin, i have got good news. Me and Sanzu are in relationship, well im early than you ", you brought your intertwin hand with Sanzu to the air, shows Rindou that is the real thing .

"Im happy for you , jerk ", all he can do was faking smile.

You will never see him more than bestfriend, aren't you ?

The hanging out just full with your excitement. Sanzu looks at you in euphoria. Rindou's eyes just back in forth to you and Sanzu.

He felt like a third wheeling. Cant take it anymore, he standing up , the chair sound moving caught you and Sanzu's attention, " im have something to do , see you both at school ", with that he brought his heavy feeling in disappoitment, you just bit a goodbye and contibue your conversation with Sanzu.

He likes your smile but unfortunately, your wide smile would never be more than smile as bestfriend.

Ran swirling his glass of milk as he saw Rindou reading the books. Book. A theory of Physic. Rindou never interested in reading but something must disturbed him.

"Rin, y'okay ? ", as his big brother, Ran got a instinct on what happened to his lovely brother, there are no answer from Rindou.

He walks up to Rindou, and lean his arms around Rindou's shoulder, " i noticed y/n barely come here lately, something happened between you two ? ", he sighed and close his books, " nothing. I just want make a some revision. My last high school year examination will coming sooner ", Ran hummed on his answer, he knew Rindou good with study but reading books instead of study group with you, something that rarely happened. Usually, when there an examination , you and Rindou will prepared everything together, well it was a big different for this time.

In class, most of the time, you only talking with Sanzu, insperable. It was not like you ignoring Rindou, but he looks more serious when it comes to exam. So, you dont want to bother him.

But , that was the opposite in Rindou's mind. You totally forgotten about your bestfriend.

He always became the last person to make a confession to you, your pretty and friendly character never failed make people comfortable around your presence.

Last year of high senior school examination was finally comes to the end. Yes, you were dragging Rindou's ass to make a study group together. Luckly, there were no flirting between you and Sanzu, everyone focus on their last year. It hard to see when you chose to sat next to Sanzu. Oh, he is your boyfriend, of course.

Chirstmas's month finally comes. You decides to join christmas parade with Sanzu and Rindou. You want Ran joining too but he busy with the bussiness. So, that's was only you three. Christmas parade was the only thing excited you, before the parade start, there are fireworks echoing the whole town. Your eyes so sparkling, just the way it was whenever you saw fireworks since you were kid. He loves it. Then, you suddenly turn to face him, handing him a keychain of voodoo doll. It's not the creepy one but sure enough makes him happy,

" Rinnie, we both have the same keychain, we came in pair, remember when we were kid, you said you want a voodoo doll as your christmas gift after your senior year, you're weirdo ", you laughed as he took the keychain from your hand.

Sanzu only smile warmthly at the scenes. He is understood the friendship between his girlfriend and Rindou, wont control her when she want do everything for her bestfriend.

What a nice boyfriend you have, y/n. If i were, im sure flipped everything around for being to nice other men.

That's was not the case. As the christmas parade start, once again he felt left behind, walked behind you both. You and Sanzu were giggling all the way, what was so funny ? All Rindou can do was stare at your back, hearing your laugh, he also can see Sanzu's side profile. Tch, sure he is handsome but cant defeat mine.

Christmas parade was so boring for him, this year. He supposed to confess to you during the last senior year. Everything was already planned perfectly a long time ago but what can he do, you looks so happy with his co-worker.

He jealous how Sanzu manages to take care of you, he is a vice-commander but still have a time with you, never make you felt worried.

Haih.

Rindou chose to walk away from there. You didnt even notice his absence.

He cried. Rindou takes a night walk before come home, cried with his whole heart. Was there something you hate about him ? He doesnt like you treated him this way. He missed how you always hugged him when he cried. Rindou never forgot, how you whispered everything will be ok whenever he lost in fight. But now, you said the same thing to the other person. His legs feels wobbling, luckly there are no people in the area.

Waiting for longer than 15 minutes before back to home, wipe all his tears away, so that Ran wont notice his red eyes. He doesnt like Ran questioning anything that make him want to burst into tears.

Day by day, month by month and year by year, time flies so fast.

The beautiful red decoration card was sitting peacefully on his desk. Your wedding invitation.

It has been 11 years since the christmas parade sorrow night of him happened.

He just woke up with heavy headaches. He is not drunk. Just a slight cried. After he got news from Sanzu about his wedding with you, he immediately got out from the situation. Cant deal with his emotions.

Sanzu is really a good man. Everytime they face-to-face or make a discussion or even on mission, the conversation would lead Sanzu to talk about you, he can see how Sanzu really love and his adoration towards you were endless, soulmate indeed.

11 years was not a short time for you and Sanzu built a strong love and home, sure there were fight , a couple fight for more accuration but Sanzu always have soft spot for his lovely y/n, nothing stronger than his love for you.

Being a loyal maddog to Bonten, he also being a loyal man to you. So, there are no reason for Rindou hating on him being together with you. Rindou only can see and heard everything about you from him. Those years, all Sanzu's talk is you.

Now, he have to get his ass up. Feel like a shit.

He bites his lips harshly, the frustration built up as he remember that he never got a chance to make a confession.

Want to swing everything, swift all his stuff on the desk, punch the wall, break his window glass and every shit.

But at the end, all he can do was a manic laugh.

Your wedding supposed to start 5 minutes ago but you still waiting for Rindou's arrival. Nervously praying for his appearance anytime sooner but to your disappoitment, he never did.

Sanzu's sister caress your shoulder and telling you, everything should have to start now.

You nodded at her weakly. Cant do this beautiful day without your lifetime bestfriend. As you walked on the aisle, you can see Ran's wide smile at you and clapping his hands. But there are no Rindou, he always sticking with his brother but not on this wedding.

Bonten is the famous criminal organization, but the wedding were full with hope and love that for you both. Cant believe , their loyal mad dog got married, it is not like he is a bad person but all he could think of was way before he met you, was Mikey.

Then, you tilted your head straight to the front, a pretty little your husband-to-be with his beauty diamond scars, and infamous mullrt pink hair, from a far you can see his tears forms. Ah, you did the same too.

Cant believe 11 years of being his girlfriend, finally comes to the sparks.

" You're so beautiful, my lovely wifey," Sanzu kiss your forehead gently.

You were crying for two reasons; happiness and sadness.

Happy for your marriage and sad because your bestfriend wasnt there to witness your pre-beggining of family.

Rindou close his eyes, tears still flowing from the corner of eyes. How long it has been ? He couldnt care less. The sun start to setting down, and he heard his door knocked and his brother voice, " can you stepped outside ? ", what's the point of him hiding his tears from his own brother, he opened the door and Ran's shoved a small pendrive, " what's this? ", Ran shrugged his shoulder and tell him, to connect it on the computer.

Doesnt want to waste any more time, he clicked the only file that have been saved in the pendrive. The file named with Rindous'.

A video.

He clicked it again then, there you were, with Sanzu.

You sat on the couch prettily with your wedding dress , Sanzu looks so gentle caressing your hand. You must records it after the wedding.

The wedding dress reminds him the dress that you loves so much when you're in teen. The tuxedo on Sanzu makes him more extra handsome.

He heard you cleared throat,

" Hi, Rinnie. How long it has been ? I miss you so much. I was expecting you to come but nevermind, maybe something urgent happened to you. I just wanna says , thank you for being there for me, whenever i stumble and got a cut on my knees then, you came to piggyback me, when i got into fight with other girls for being jealous that i close with you and Ran, ah.. i got Haitani's girl nick name. Hahahahahahahhahahahhahaha, that's was nice, Rin. You helped me when cheating on exam because i didnt make revision at all, oh , did you remember that we once promised to have a pretty kid in the future, Rin- im married today. You are the first person i wanted to hug, and nagging about how i keep messing up with my steps on the aisle, just like how i usually nagging about my shitty days back in the day. Actually, i do realised that you gone during the christmas parade, Rin , it was not like i didnt care about you , i do, i really do, but for the first time, i want my boyfriend become my first priority. I knew you like me for a long time but Rindou, i like you in other way, i like you as my brother. Everything with you was memoriable, Rin. I did this video just for you. For my one and only bestfriend, i love you, Rin. I will always look forward to yours ",

with that you ended your video, Sanzu also have a chance to say thank you for being a great and supportive towards his wife all this time. He can see you sniffle at the last of video end. Was it hurt you too? Or because her bestfriend didnt come to her wedding ? Rindou also can hear Sanzu convinved and sweetly says " issa ok babe"

He burst into tears, he doesnt care if his brother saw him in his worst lowest moment, he loved you too much, still cant accept that you are belong to someone else, everyday, he craved to hear your nagging, complaints, pouty face, want to be the first person prepared your pads in case emergency, makes you a hot chocolate, God, he want to be everything for you.

Ran feels empathy when he saw his brother broke down, he hugged him and patted his back, " it is ok, rin, she is not ours anymore. We should be happy for her, y'know ",

Ran smiled and reassured his brother to take rest and off days.

13 years old of y/n and Rindou,

" Rinnie, looks at that. That waa an asteroid, called as shooting star, there are a mitos about the granted wish, quickly make a wish ", you slapped Rindou's back happily, and Rindou did whatever you says ,

" i want y/n to be happy, even by that means i have to be sad for her "

Oh, how you should carefully choose your words when make a wish. The wish can be granted in exchange for someone else.

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the pack plus theo and quinn and jiang and tierney are about to go outside. scott asks lydia if shes ready, she nods. scott turns around and malia flashes her fangs, liam flicks out his claws and then everyone turns to theo whos like 😑 and puts his claws up petty asf . but then stilinski stops them and says "nobodys going anywhere" and lydia is like "i can get through them" and he ssays "we're not gonna fire the first shot. now get back from the door. all of you." and tells parrish to get jiang and tierney back to their cell. scott asked stilinski what happened with monroe. "she gave us til midnight" she wants them, dead or alive, she wants them brought to her band of rebels. anyway everyone helps barricate the doors . monroe is also jamming cell phones and the radio . and its clear that the person who was recruits by monroe is in the station bc ... who else would ahve access to something that can jam a law enforcement transmitter. anyway then the power goes out and someone asks "how easy is it to cut off the power to a police station?" and one of the deputies says "too easy" and shoves nolan into the center of the room. and liam immediately says "Throw him out." and nolan is like "no-no you cant . okay please dont. she'll know i screwed up." and liam says "hes with them." and scott gives him a warning little "Liam.." then liam says "hes a liar and hes sick in the head." and scott is so fucking concerned he doesnt ask right awsy but he looks at liam and nolan ans hes like . what the hell is making him so angry? anyway then sheriff throws nolan in the lock up. turns out nolan and jiang knew each other. idrc ab that. i feel bad for nolan to an extent but like bro. you are highly susceptible to peer pressure and you have anxiety in your eyes. go to therapy and dont beat up your classmates i feel as if that is simple. anyway. for some reasom it cuts to theo dragging liam into the bathroom....? i never understood the point of this scene. have they been talking before this? did theo notice his mood change when nolan came around? things we'll never know. anyway convo goes like

theo: monroe's not gonna stop. nothing we say is gonna make them get in their cars and drive away. those two losers killed hunters.

liam: who killed their pack

theo: so what? i mean, monroe's gonna tear through anything standing between her and them. that means you, lydia, malia, and scott. You gonna watch your friends die?

liam: are you gonna watch hunters murder them? jiang and tierney werent the only ones that were apart of satomi's pack

theo: yeah...right....the hit and run. sorry if im not losing sleep over some random roadkill!

liam: THEY WERE MURDERED. BRETT AND LORI. THEY DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

theo: so what you think saving those two is gonna make everything feel better? (scoffs) your dead friends are dead. and theyre gonna STAY DEAD no matter WHAT you d-

and then liam punches the fuck out of him. literallt mean i heard something break he dropppppeddd to the fllooorrr. literally caught the wall and started sliding down it until he was on the floor lying down. effectivelt shutted him the fuck up. and then liam steps over him and says "by the way im still working on my anger." and theo raises a hand as liam walks out the bathroom and says "good to know." <-hoarse and raspy.

hope u know during the whollleee fight they were getting closer n closer to each other so like they literally went into the bathroom for a quickie argument to release the tension ig. now that i think about it theo probably dragged him in there bc hes the only one he trusts to talk to besides the fact liam gets so worked up around him sometimes. funny how he talks about not losing sleep over brett n lori but hes for sure losing sleep . my bad

#ask #ghoultaffy #hi jayme!

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midnightcreator12 · 8 months

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The Portal Home is Built with Roadblocks - Chapter 21

Trying to get the rest of this arc done because I have ~plans~

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Don woke up to a very firm slap to his shell…followed by three more.

He grumbled, rolling over so he could bat away the offending brother, “Mikey-”

“April and Casey sent pictures!” Mikey steamrolled over Don’s protests, shoving his cell into Don’s beak.

Don grumbled and blinked until the blurry screen turned into a picture. One of a tiny, red faced baby, bundled in a pink blanket and hat being held by an exhausted looking April.

Don blinked a few more times before the event before going to get their formally kidnapped family member resurfaced in his memory, “Oh, it’s a girl.”

“Shell yeah, it’s a girl!” Mikey beamed. “You would have known that an hour ago if you didn’t leave your phone in the lab again.”

Don hummed.

“Just like you would have known that the other us’s went to spend the night in Chula’s ship.”

…well, now he was awake.

Don sat up, snatching his cell from Mikey and tapping through his messages. Sure enough, there was an old message from Donnie. When the kid had gotten his number, Don had no idea but he also wasn’t surprised. There were three messages sent within minutes of each other, reading out ‘we went to chulas ship, leon didnt want her to be lonely’, ‘we all went and will return in the morning’ ‘chula will continue to assist in our current project’

Don frowned at the last one, “Why wouldn’t Chula keep working on the portal? She’s the only one who can read those datapads.”

“What you should be asking,” Mikey said, still very much in Don’s space. “Is why she was planning to go to her ship for the night.”

“There could be a number of reasons,” Don yawned, shoving Mikey away and climbing out of bed.

Mikey grumbled, rubbing his beak, “Or maybe she picked up on the weird vibe you’ve all had since you picked her, Leo and Donnie up?”

Don frowned as he started pulling on his gear, “We don’t have a weird vibe.”

“Uh, yeah you do. Leo avoided her the second you all got back and Raph was watching her like a hawk and you are being very tight-lipped about the whole ordeal. I dunno what got under all your shells but if I noticed, she definitely noticed.”

Don winced.

He may not agree fully with Chula’s…methods but he’d thought he’d been doing a decent job of not letting that influence how he interacted with her. Yes, she had gone pretty far, from Leo’s descriptions but…well, not much they could do about it now.

And he couldn’t say with confidence that he’d do much different if he’d been there in her place.

And like he’d said, she was the only one who could translate the datapads, freezing her out would be a very, very bad idea.

Shaking his head, Don started walking towards the kitchen, “It’s still very possible she just wanted to check on her ship and Leon wanted to tag along and the rest followed.”

“Hmmm, if you say so~,” Mikey sing-songed. “But all I’m saying is that I’m an excellent judge of character and Chula Verd? Yeah, she’s one of the good ones. It’s a shame we can’t convince her to stick around.”

“Oh?” Don hummed as he started the coffee pot. “You want her to stay here?”

“Well, maybe not ‘here’ here but it’d be cool if she was around. But I’m betting Leon’s already got a cushy retirement planned for her in his dimension.”

And that conjured up an image in Don’s head, one with Chula sitting on a beach in a floppy hat and holding a cocktail. It made him huff a laugh under his breath, “I don’t think she’s old enough to consider retiring Mike.”

“Dude, she’s fought in at least two wars. Like, actual, full on wars. I think that justifies an early retirement.”

“And she won’t just go back to her dimension for it?”

“Dude, she adores Leon. He’s, like, basically her kid even if he calls her Space Aunt.”

Don hummed again as he sipped at his coffee, “Maybe-”

“Hey!” Raph stormed into the kitchen. “Where’d the neon kid wonders go?”

“Chula’s ship,” both Mikey and Don answered at the same time.

“...why the hell are they at her ship?”

“Because you and Leo and Don are being weird,” Mikey replied as he grabbed a box of cereal and started towards the TV. “Might wanna stop that before Leon decides to enact revenge!”

Raph huffed, “Yeah, I’m real scared of that lil’ beanpole.”

“You probably should be,” Don said. “He is a Leo.”

“...that ain’t the complement you think it is.”

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After breakfast and training, with cracks from Lou adding to Splinter's teachings, Don started getting the lab set up for another day of translating and observation.

He’d pretty much stopped all progress when Leo and Donnie disappeared and most of his lab was in mild disarray. The pads and translated notes had all been dumped into a box and the Key had been pushed behind a monitor.

Don pulled it out, hefting the totem in his hands.

Donnie had been very cagey with his research about the Key, only mentioning bits and pieces. Through those bits and pieces, Don knew that Donnie had somehow ‘reprogramed’ the Key to track Leo, which accidentally resulted in having it open a portal to a completely different dimension.

Don frowned thoughtfully. Don had mentioned he’d used Leon’s DNA to find him but…it couldn’t be that simple. Maybe it was tracing Leon’s ninpo? Or was it something else? There had to be something that set Leon apart enough for the Key to open the portal in this dimension instead of some random reality. And there was the fact the Key seemed to be more of a compass and battery combination, rather than something that could generate a gateway independently.

Quite the opposite of the Tortuga, if he thought about it. The foundation was clearly there but there didn’t seem to be a way to ‘steer’ the portals, at least in the notes they’d translated so far. The idea was basically…just rip a big hole in between realities. Crude but it had technically worked. But surely there had to be a way to control the hyperdrive’s portals, otherwise what would be the point? Yes, you could hop to another reality but then you’d be stuck jumping from one to the next until you randomly found your original one again.

So if they were going to send everyone back where they belonged, they were either going to have to recreate what Donnie did with the Key….somehow. Or find a way to better control Chula’s hyperdrive portals.

And build something that could generate a portal, if they ended up using the Key.

…or maybe they didn’t have to-

“We have returned!”

Don jumped and spun around to see…Donnie, sitting on Chula’s shoulders as he tapped away at his wrist tablet.

Don blinked, eyes slowly drifting from Donnie down to Chula…who was wearing only her flight suit and vembraces? Her belt was missing its holsters and, by extension, her guns. Even her staff seemed to be missing.

That was…certainly odd.

Donnie made a sound that pulled Don’s attention back up, “If you are done staring, I believe we are a few days behind, unless you were working without us, which I doubt.”

“Kinda hard to focus when my brother disappeared,” Don replied.

“Naturally,” Donnie agreed before twisting and rolling off Chula’s shoulders, “I also have several theories on how we can create not only a sustainable way to go between realities but one that is transportable as well…though perhaps not travel size, there isn’t a viable power source small enough to be travel size.”

“Oh, actually, I was just thinking about that,” Don gestured to the Key in his hand. “If we can fine tune whatever you did to track Leon, we could probably have it find any reality we want.”

Donnie nodded, scooping the Key out of Don’s hand, “I had the same thought. I have been running a few simulations and, theoretically, we could use the Key as a compass and hook it to Chula’s ship to act as the generator and gateway.”

“And since that kinda engineerin’ is far, far over my paygrade,” Chula shuffled around them, dropping into a chair and dragging the box of datapad closer. “I’m going to translate while you two run more sims and get the plans started.”

Don frowned, “You…don’t mind us tampering with your ship?”

“Are you planning to gut the entire thing?”

“Scoff!” Donnie crossed his arms indignantly. “That would be counterproductive to this entire experiment. We really only need to work on anything connected to the hyperdrive and engine. If anything, we’d have to add something on the ship to create the portals.”

“...didn’t the ship already make one without any additions?” Don asked.

“I have a theory on that!” Donnie tapped his tablet, projecting a purple hologram that looked like a very tiny, simplified version of the Tortuga. “Based on what Chula told me about the hyperlanes in her reality, they are essentially space freeways where a ship can safely travel through at incredibly high speeds without being in danger of running into anything.” As he spoke, a tube appeared for the tiny ship to fly through. “This is not an efficient way to travel through dimensions because, as what happened with Chula, you end up in random places by the time you stop.”

Don nodded in agreement, “The current setup on the Tortuga is more like a subway route and you want to make it more like a doorway.”

“Exactly!” Donnie changed his hologram again, turning the tube into a door that opened and closed to let the ship through. “Travel will be much more predictable that way and save energy.” He turned to Chula, grin growing even wider. “You will be the proud owner of the first sustainable dimensional transport!”

Chula snorted, pointing to Don, “Didn’t he make a portal gun at one point?”

“Firstly, it exploded after a few uses. Secondly, and I still question how that even worked, the base was a flashlight.”

“Yeah, I can’t help you there,” Don sighed. “Technically, the other me who was here at the time made it. I think their reality works off of some kind of cartoon logic and they brought some of that insanity with them to this dimension.”

“Interesting,” Donnie hummed. “...we should test that, how much of our reality's laws of physics apply even in another reality.”

“Except our three realities seem to have pretty similar rules,” Chula said. “You’d have to get two drastically different versions for anything viable.”

“A problem that will be remedied very soon!” Donnie exclaimed. “So enough of this chit-chat! We have genius to create!”

Don chuckled, happy to see Donnie was finally out of his funk.

Work would hopefully progress much more smoothly now.

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It turned out, even with all the tools they had at their disposal, outfitting the Tortuga with a Dimensional Gateway Generator was much easier said than done.

And the first issue was with the main item of their plan.

“How. Do. These. Rock. Work?!” Donnie groaned, head thumping down against the side of the hyperdrive with each word.

Don could admit he was a little stumped as well.

He’d thought the kyber crystals were simply a power source, something to give the hyperdrive a little extra boost of energy needed.

But when Chula handed them a small book’s worth of translated information about the little rocks, that line of thought was very quickly thrown out the window. Because it turned out that they were much, much more than a power source.

Really, even with all the notes, it still didn’t fully explain what the crystals did.

They were deeply connected to something called “The Force’ which Chula explained was some kind of mystic energy from her reality that some people could tap into. What the Force could do was another large unknown but traveling through time and space was on the list of ‘things the Force can probably do’. The crystals concentrated the energy from the Force, acting like an amplifier for it rather than a direct source.

There were also pages about an artifact called the Darkstaff, the main inspiration for Yaotl building this whole thing. It had been made by another faction of Force users called The Sith and the notes about it were…very extensive, almost obsessive if he was honest. And the descriptions of what the staff could do sent a shiver up Donnie’s shell. He was very, very happy that this Yaotl guy hadn’t decided to try finding the staff itself.

But it all ended up here, sitting on the engine room floor of the Tortuga, trying to figure out how to get the hyperdrive to pull power from the Key.

Because the first six attempts to hook the two together had gotten Donnie shocked, Don’s hands lightly singed and Chula on standby with a tarp to smother fires.

“This is certainly…not as simple as I had hoped it would be,” Don agreed.

“Maybe…,” Chula paused. “We entertain the…paragraph we all wrote off as religious interference?”

“They’re rocks!” Donnie hissed. “They can’t be ‘semi-sentient’. And even if they were, none of us have this ‘Force sensitivity’ to communicate with them.”

“But what if we don’t need to be Force sensitive?”

Don frowned, “I don’t think I’m following.”

“Look, the problem we seem to be running into is incompatibility,” Chula gestured to the very large pile of ruined wires. “My best guess as to why is that the kyber isn’t pulling energy from the Key so it’s all building up in the wrong spots with nowhere to go.”

“Yes, we know that!” Donnie groaned. “Are you trying to say the rocks are rejecting the Key?”

“Essentially,” Chula replied.

Don tapped his chin in thought, “It would make sense. From what I can see, kyber only seems to react to this ‘Force’.”

“But we don’t have that here,” Donnie grumbled. “So what are we going to do?”

“Didn’t you say that things from different realities could retain some of the laws of that reality?” Chula said.

“It’s a theory,” Don answered.

“Well, kyber has Force energy in it and Donnie already reprogramed the Key once. Maybe we could do it again but have the energy signature mimic Force energy.”

Donnie frowned, head tilting and eyes narrowing in thought, “...technically changing the energy in the Key was an accident…but if we can somehow recreate that…we’d have to make a different system for tracking dimensions…”

“But it could work,” Don finished. “It’s just going to add to our time working on this.”

“It’s better than no progress at all,” Chula said. “Okay, let’s unhook all this and head back, I’m sure the Mikey’s have dinner going by now.”

“I hope it’s ramen,” Donnie sighed. “I could really, really, go for some of Michel’s ramen.”

“Is it really that good?” Don asked. “I mean, our Mikey puts eggs in his sometimes but-”

“Not instant ramen,” Donnie hissed in offense. “My little brother makes actual ramen.”

Chula snorted, “Okay tough guy, we all know Michel is a very skilled chef.”

“And none of you will forget it!”

---------------------------------------------------

“Don.”

“Leo,” Don replied as he walked past Leo to get some precious, wonderful coffee.

“How is the portal coming along?” Leo asked.

Don fought down the urge to sigh. Because when Mikey pointed out that he, Raph and Leo were being weird around Chula, Don had started watching.

He himself was more comfortable around Chula now, mostly because of the three weeks of working almost on top of each other. Raph was still wary but he’d gotten less and less curt when talking to her.

But Leo seemed determined to keep any and all interactions between himself and Chula to a minimum. And when they did talk, Leo was always overly professional and stiff when he spoke.

And it didn’t take a genius to know that that clear distrust was the reason Chula only wore the vembraces of her armor and didn’t bring most of her weapons whenever she was in the Lair.

‘How is the portal doing’ was Leo code for ‘how long until Chula is gone’.

And frankly? Don thought he was being a little too stubborn.

“You should really know by now that everything with Falco was just an anomaly with her.”

He glanced over his shoulder, smirking when he saw Leo had paused mid-sip of tea, “...I am aware of that.”

“So why is she still getting the cold shoulder from you?”

Leo went quiet, brow furrowing as he stared into his tea. Don waited, steaming coffee in hand as Leo formulated his answer.

“...you weren’t there Donnie.”

“So explain why to me,” Don settled at the table. “Look, normally I wouldn’t say anything but this portal isn’t going to be a quick project this time. We don’t have Donatello’s cartoon logic science this time and we're working with two magic systems that none of us fully understand.”

“Isn’t one of those magic systems from Chula’s dimension?”

Don shot Leo a flat look, “I think we can safely say that she’s not really the type of person that makes a habit of studying magic.”

Leo hummed in agreement.

“Point is, we’re largely working off the notes of a mad-man and whatever common knowledge Chula does know. Not to mention the Krang Key that, even with all the data Donnie has, is another largely unknown, magical factor. This is going to take a while to figure everything out and the last thing any of us need is Leon getting fed up and locking you two in a closet or something.”

“What makes you think Chula won’t snap first?”

Don huffed, “Because you, brother dear, are an alternate version of the turtle who she basically adopted for a year. That and I’m pretty sure we fall under ‘kids’ in her eyes and are therefore off limits.”

“Lucky us,” Leo hummed.

“Leo, come on, work with me. What’s really under your shell?”

Leo paused again. Before sighed and leaning back, “I saw only a fraction of what she did. She didn’t go for quick kills Don, it almost seemed like she wanted them to suffer as they died…I heard them screaming…she beat a woman to death…she left Falco to bleed out…I left him to bleed out…”

Oh.

“Leo,” Don reached over to press his hand over his brother’s.

Leo squeezed his hand back, “I’ve been…having bad dreams about it.”

“Yeah, that’s probably not helping.”

“Her not…wearing the armor helps a little,” Leo admitted. “But…god, Donnie, she didn’t even care.”

Don frowned, fingers tapping at Leo’s knuckles, “...Mikey…talks with them a lot and Leon’s...mentioned things.”

Leo looked up, frowning.

“I think…she’s been in the thick of wars. Like, actual wars, not the alien invasions we usually resolve in a day or two. Death and killing is not something she’s unfamiliar with.”

Leo’s frown only deepened, “Her spirit is dark and weighted down-”

“...I assume sensei told you that one.”

Leo nodded.

“Look, I’m not saying you have to be her best friend. But maybe if you get to know her…it might help with the dreams?”

Leo huffed, “Maybe…”

“...you know, her and Leon train every day,” Don stood, topping off his coffee. “It’s not consistent. I think when Leon’s getting antsy he just asks her for a spar, but maybe she’d like to go a few rounds with you too.”

Leo shrugged, “I’ll think it over.”

Don smiled, patting Leo’s shoulder as he walked past him, “And you can come to any of us when you need it.”

“...thanks Donnie.”

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“Test number…twenty-two?” Donnie looked between Chula and Don.

“Twenty-four,” Chula corrected. “You passed out for two of them.”

Donnie stuck out his tongue, “Because someone took my thermos.”

“You cannot drink over nine cups of caf in less than twelve hours, it’ll kill your heart.”

“Scoff! It would not!”

“Can we focus?” Don interrupted. “Please?”

Chula nodded and held up the tarp she’d brought, “Hit it boys.”

Donnie grinned, almost manic as he attached the connectors on the Key mount to the hyperdrive. When they were secured, Don turned off the dampeners, letting power flow through the wires into the hyperdrive.

All three watched in tense silence for a few seconds.

The kyber glowed, humming slightly as power flooded into the surrounding components.

They waited, holding their breath, watching for a spark.

They all sighed in relief when none came.

“Okay, we got the Key and the Hyperdrive to play nice,” Don said. “Now we have to add an external mechanism to create the gateway, develop a system to help pinpoint and organize the dimensions we jump to….we should also trying flying her before testing the gateway to make sure nothing interferes with normal engine function-”

“This is amazing!” Donnie cheered, leaping up to slap a hand against Chula’s arm. “All my theories and simulations are coming to fruition! We are about to make scientific history with this! Trans-dimensional travel! Oh, what a day to be alive!”

Chula laughed, loud and hearty as she ruffled Donnie’s mask tails, “Yes, yes, you two are super genius, well done edeemir’ika."

Don smiled. The checklist could wait for a bit, for now he was perfectly happy to bask in Donnie’s excitement.

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Edeemir'ika - Little Biter

(ooooh my god, the amount of bs science I made up for this chapter. I love world building but I also hate it....its a very complicated relationship)

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #rottmnt #lone hunter and turtle #fanfic #tmnt au

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j3llyb34nx · 1 year

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7 minutes in Paradise 💖

POV: Maxxine

Dear Diary,

Today was my first day of high school and it was even fun, the teachers were more open to discussions and the classes were more interesting, I had a lot of fun, which was pretty strange considering that nobody likes school, I went to only student who came from my old school to Waverly Highschool so I didn't have any friends, I spent my lunch reading in a corner of the cafeteria since I didn't know anyone and it seemed like everyone already had their classes, I didn't want to be the fish out of water, but anyway that's how I felt, but it was good, cutting out the part where I got confused and ended up going into the boys' bathroom 🙄, but on the other hand I ended up meeting the most handsome boy I've ever seen in the world, he's tall very tall guy with a perfect smile blue eyes and dark hair i think he must be a senior but i didnt like what i saw him doing he was smoking obviously something about him had to be wrong there is no such thing as perfect 🤭, we stare at each other Walking for a few seconds was when he interrupted the silence and said in a hoarse voice:

_ Are you lost? - Soon I could see that he wasn't from here, because his voice had a different intonation, so I accidentally walked back and looked around realizing where I was, I felt my face turn red and I just apologized and left in a hurry hearing the door slamming behind me me, I felt weird and at the same time good, I went to class since the bell rang and I didn't want to take detention on my first day, but that boy's look and his low and husky voice didn't leave my thoughts.

POV Gael:

I was so pissed off about a little argument I had with my "girlfriend" Hannah about going to yet another stupid prom at that damn school that always had this crap all year long, it was summer prom, winter prom and all, and Hannah wanted to it's in everyone, because I liked being the queen of them all, I don't even know why I was still dating the girl, she was boring and tiring, but I think it was because of the sex, I don't know, she told everyone that we were dating, but for me she was just another one i f*cked whenever i felt like it but i didn't care about her at all, i needed a cigarette and i went to the bathroom praying they wouldn't catch me since it was raining. I took my pack of cigarettes put one in my mouth and lit it, took a deep drag and let it out, I automatically felt myself relax, I stood next to the half-open window and tried to blow all the air out there, I took out my cell phone to see if there were any messages or calls lost from my friend Johnny, when I was surprised by a girl who entered a bit bewildered, we stared at each other, she was simple, but filled the space with her angelic beauty, so without thinking too much I asked if she was lost, she in turn just stuttered something that I understood as "sorry" and he left the door almost running, when he knocked on the door I noticed that something had fallen out of his backpack, it looked like a keychain, I took another deep drag and threw the cigarette still halfway through the window and walked to the door and I bent down, I picked up the key chain, it had some keys and a teddy bear ornament that was old and a little worn, but it smelled like a soft sweet perfume, I put it in my pocket when I sit down my phone vibrates and I took it out of my pocket , it was a message from Johnny, I opened it and started reading it as I walked out the door and walked to American history class, but as I walked and thought about what to reply I thought of the blonde girl, medium height and big eyes who looked at me so deeply.

#fanfic #hero fiennes tiffin #kristine froseth #original fiction

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questionablepastries · 2 years

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cant believe i gotta remake this

I SPENT LIKE TWO HOURS EXPLANINGIN EVERYTHING AND IT ALL GOT DELTED BY MISTAKE AAAAAAAA BUT guess what im gonna do it again even tho the first one took me like two hours but this means i get to go HARDER @arsenicshots do YOU HEAR ME YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT IM SPENDING TIME ON THIS!!!!! YOU OWE ME (i can hear you say “but i didnt ask for this much explanation!!” well too bad!!!) and i swear if something crashes, ruining this upload for a second time there will not be a third time. I will be personally calling your cell. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ASK YOUR (ASCP) CERTIFIED ™ SCIENTIST FRIEND TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS??? HUH???? HMM?????

well its going under a readmore

sigh i cant believe im writing this all again... sobbu. anyways, this is for the curious with too much time on their hands, or if your name is alberto and you asked for some damn lab equipment explanation for some damn reason thinking this type of equipment can be concisely explained in a few words without context. that kind of explanation is not gonna happen, i dont think its possible. if you wanted a concise explanation ur welcome to look at the meme and do a 180 and walk away because welcome to class. This is gonna be lengthy, have pictures, and many links whenever and to wherever i feel like. and will not be deleted by mistake this time. (hopefully)

For context, i work in a bio hazard safety level 2 microbiology pathology lab at a fairly large (approaching 1000 bed) hospital so everything i explain will be with that frame of reference, ill even toss in some personal anecdotes for when ive had to use this stuff myself whether in the lab or as a student, ok? Onwards--

1. Hand saunas

putting aside the fact that this is the second time im writing a fucking paragraph about gloves. They’re gloves. They can be made out of various things, in case someone is allergic to whatever its made out of that i cant be half assed to look up. If someone really doesnt like gloves or if theyre allergic to latex u can wear these cotton ones that you can then put normal gloves over.

2 of my coworkers use them. idk i asked one of them once if it was for allergies or if it was for easier removal of normal latex gloves and they quickly told me “neither” and walked away so there’s that. he’s not very nice. i dont like that coworker a lot.

If you work in a lab gloves are a staple, you always want these babies on, people touch keyboards mouses and phones with gloves on lol. And when you wear gloves and get up to do things your hands are of course gonna get sweaty, but because youre manhandling (exaggerating, kinda.) infectious fluids all day youre gonna want to change them fairly frequently (universal precautions? hello?) I wear like 10 pairs of gloves at once when i have to run covid tests that are gonna be ran on the Genexpert or biofire whatever machine that poops out a turnaround time depending on the severity of the infection but thats getting off topic and we’re talking about gloves and lemme tell u when you have sweaty hands and try to put on a new pair of gloves its like putting on a wet pair of pants and it Sucks.

2. Piper bois

These are pipettes. They come in many different sizes and are meant to dispense extremely accurate volumes of fluid. amounts vary from mililiters to microlitres (microliters use the greek symbol mu as their measurement so we would write “uL”)

They can look scary sometimes

wow only $1699 how affordable. most modern pipettes come in the $1k price range. not that anyone cares but the description mentions that these pipettes are meant for PCR tests which are the same kind of tests we run on covid samples. i know a chick in the back of the lab that uses a pipette that looks pretty close to pic related. she uses it for covid research related reasons.

here’s a too in depth overall diagram about the pipettes themselves, that are closer to the kind that i use. the most important parts of that diagram are the Volumeter display that tells u how much fluid that thing will shit out, the push button that u push down to dispense the fluid, aaaaaand the tip ejector button. which can launch off the pipette tip quite a distance lol (will talk more about that in #3)

Using these damn things takes finesse because when you push the button to dispense fluid there will be some resistance u feel that tells u to stop pushing, because if you keep pushing youre gonna get something scientists try to avoid called a “blow out”.

this farmer (is he really) on quora explains the concept im not willing to type out about pipettes and why u should stop pushing when u feel resistance. im telling you theres technique!! finesse!!!

top right is what im talking about, “first stop” being the resistance u feel A B and C seem to describe how u first Push down to A, release for B and then push down Again to dispense fluid in C. so its like a diagram for the motion u go through. D is for pushing shit all the way, and E is for pulling up from the second stop all the way up. Ive seen ppl go down to D and to E for the maximum amount of fluid withdrawn to prevent bubbles during the subsequent release of fluid (might start doing that honestly because bubbles in fluids dispensed cause so much problems for the machinery theyre EVIL)

this explains the concept of avoiding blow out again. the entire purpose is to dispense a very accurate volume of stuff so one drop off is actually a lot. remember how i said microliters are a measurement? one microlitre is like the size of a mothafuckin uhhhhh half a drop of liquid lol. times i work with microliters is when they wanna test ur piss for bacteria but you cant piss well it turns out we can use such a small amount of piss for plating purposes. when i say plating thats lab speak for “putting it on a petri dish”

i was gonna move on to the next topic but i wanna show you guys the older types of pipettes because these so far are all MODERN Expensive pipettes so smaller labs might be using the manual ones. (and while yes these modern pipettes are manual to a degree, there exist automatic pipettes that do da suckin and the dispensing for you but fuck that)

behold

ugly. theres a ton of different types of pipettes. i dont care to explain

u know they used to suck up fluids with their mouths at one end in the past like it was a damn straw? bleh, some of the lab folks ive spoken to have recalled tasting piss by accident in the past or worse yet blood or spinal fluid lol.

but then they invented bulbs so people could stop sucking with their mouths and i dont know why they didnt do that in the first place

these things are pretty long and these are for measuring like. mililiters.

there also exists disposable plastic pipettes that i use fairly often and i think everyone everywhere uses these.

wow they come in different volumes isnt that so neat, i probably got a virus on my computer from making that gif on a shady website but i think it was worth it. i use these pipettes when i have to do a rapid c.diff test to transfer diarrhea (25 ul to be specific) to a tiny cartridge. very smelly. anyways im tired of talking about pipettes

3. Piper boi hats

These are pipette tips.

Like pipettes themselves they come in many sizes and the appropriate pipette tip has to match the size of the pipette in terms of amount that you want dispensed.

this is a great picture, do u remember how i mentioned pipette tip dispensers on pipettes themselves earlier? well the pipette has a button thats like EJECT THIS MF RIGHT NOW and these sons of bitches LAUNCH off like GOODBYE speeds unknown to man into the biohazard bin. not much to say about these things. who would’ve guessed. um. they come in fancy little boxes. the ones at work have tape on them with the words “ do not throw box away” on it idk why because they’re wasting boxes regardless? i guess i can ask my supervisor why and i bet its for a reason ill find so boring ill forget the minute after.

4. Vibe check

wow its even on sale. this is called a Vortexer.

I use this to resuspend anything that settled to the bottom of fluids, containers, or if i want to get an even distribution of bacteria within a fluid before i withdraw fluid from it using a pipette. It actually vibrates things pretty Violently its pretty funny, i mean it vibrates so hard you can feel it on your entire hand. Level of violence can be adjusted using the silly knob u see on the picture, the ones we use are usually on 7 to 9. i have to resist the urge to place my face down on the plate every day, but even if i wanted to id have to wipe down the black pad we set things on because ew. and i really do mean that these things get violent becuase the one at work sometimes has the black pad launch off lmao

we put sterile cups on this thing, uh lab test tubes. lord help you if you place a test tube without a stopper on it on this thing because the liquid Will fly out (has happened to me before many a time) i mean they even had a splash shield lmao, bacteria EVERYWHERE, here’s a video with the time down to the second of the action happening so u can see this boy VIBRATE, and as u can imagine if that container didnt have a cap fluid would fly everywhere

5. Extreme ™ Merry Go Round

I am not explaining the concept of centrifugation ough ugh i guess i am UGH ok ok ill dumb it down FUCK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrifuge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laboratory_centrifuge

for the detail hungry there’s your required reading.

u ever get on one of these damn things and feel the g force of all ur fluids going in one direction? well same theory, but for bacteria they get that sensation at like 6000 revolutions per minute (rpm) and experience hell before they die

extreme merry go round otherwise known as a Centrifuge. is a device for when u want all the particles floating around a in a fluid concentrated to a singular point, leaving behind all the solutes at the bottom of its container and leaving whats called a Supernatant that is (mostly) free of all solutes/precipitate at the top. The solutes/precipitate gets so stuck to the bottom it forms what we call a bullet/pellet.

The gif shows what you should expect ur thing to look like after u take it out of a centrifuge and it got spun correctly. At work when i have to deal with spinal fluid, we want any potential pathogen concentrated to one area for the purposes of examination on a gram stain. I would concentrate a large amount of spinal fluid in a centrifuge, remove excess supernatant using a disposable plastic pipette, leaving behind enough fluid just above the pellet. and then i would vortex it to re-suspend the pellet with stuff of interest now floating around the remaining liquid. does that all make sense? i hope it does i just told u what a pipette was and a vortex was like a minute ago

centrifuges come in various sizes, and designs the meme pic has one thats pretty small. and meant for like 10 test tubes. the ones i use at work have this thing called a swinging bucket. The bucket will swing backwards while the centrifuge spins. to the point that theyre horizontal.

this nice lady from google is holding whats called a bucket which is meant to hold like idk a lot of test tubes and they all go into that. wait a fucking minute that looks like the exact fucking centrifuge at work i recognize those fucking buttons that son of a bitch, i have to stand on my tippy toes and apply my entire body weight to the lid when i shut it for the damn thing to register that its closed before i start it >:/

the thing thats orange in that pic is the lid u spin to close over the thing that holds the test tubes because sometimes these test tubes can spill and my god, spilled blood thats been spun at 5000 rpm looks like when u pop open an unsecured centrifuge uhh

anyways heres a good example. this holds test tubes and the larger volumes would be the purple top containers whose names slips my mind rn

centrifuges are used on blood (chemistry wants to analyze analytes in the serum), spinal fluid, piss (for protein electrophoresis purposes) and a bunch of other stuff im getting too tired to explain and theres no way im gonna explain what electrophoresis is --- (looks at #6) ah goddammit

#6. Evil Jello

sigh

agarose gel.

its agarose gel. or uh

ok, the evil jello in the pic is like the size of ur hand. However as everything in this damn information post, they can vary in size.

this one is like the size of a cat.

The whole purpose of agarose gel is (how the fuck am i gonna dumb this down) is uh..............

agarose gel is for a thing called electrophoresis.

“ Electrophoresis is a laboratory technique used to separate DNA, RNA or protein molecules based on their size and electrical charge. An electric current is used to move the molecules through a gel or other matrix “

in electrophoresis we use pipettes to transfer stuff into little jello sockets (called wells) the stuff injected into the wells are expected to travel a certain distance across the jello once a charge of electricity is applied to the jello. The stuff will travel across the jello depending on the amount of charge and its molecular size. as expected larger molecules will move slower and wont travel as far. smaller molecules will travel faster. Things move from negative (one end of the jello) to a positive charge (the charge applied to the opposite end). The movement is detected by a dye that is applied to before u even transferred the stuff to the wells. if you have a problem with a protein it’ll show up, if you dont it wont. i dont know i am so tired writing stuff lol. Go youtube this stuff. the Point is evil jello is not evil, except in that i am not allowed to bite into it like i so desperately want to

@arsenicshots you better read all this i swear to god

#lab #laboratory #scientist #medical lab technician #medical laboratory #im tagging this stuff for educational purposes because it rly is related to all those topics #lab technologist #personal #alberto imma k word you for this #this took two hours to make #four hours total if we count the first attempt

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