#Whoa.

[yume-fanfare]

*goes online* *sees wildly incorrect how did you miss the point so badly have we read the same source material have you read anything at all take* oh. ok. *axes computer*

#whoa. #that felt like a screamer #i think there is a chance it might have been a joke but i closed the tab #mar's midnight rambles #hall of fame

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

insomnia(c) life

nobody is allowed to sleep irl for 24 hours before the session starts

there are no in-game beds. you cannot sleep. phantoms are still a thing.

so, about an hour into the first session, 1-4 phantoms spawn for nearly every single player all at once.

the only way to reset phantom spawning is to die (since you cant sleep), and otherwise they will increase in number every ingame night

scar starts selling phantom repellent crystals. tango and impulse and etho and scott hide underground. grian's constantly fending off phantoms from scar while scar's chasing fairies. ren and martyn end up in a puddle underground like they did when they first met in 3rd life under the same circumstances. this inspires them to start dogwarts part 2, which pearl, lizzie, and mumbo are determined to shut down due to the horrors they heard it caused the first time, and they hire cleo to commit some arson for them. pearl is in her natural habitat and is the most feared member of the server. her only allies are scott and bigb. speaking of bigb, grian's trying to do secret soulmates again, and jimmy and joel are trying their hardest to get him to stop and be normal about bigb, but scar's just encouraging him. joel ends up killing scar and then scar declares war on joel. lizzie finds out about this and at first is lke oh ok but then jimmy's like you two are literally married and then something clicks in lizzie's head. she takes cleo, mumbo, and pearl, and they plan this really elaborate arsony trap for scar that fails horribly when they left pearl to set it up but pearl was actually the boogeyman. scar is the only one who survives. this was not pearl's intention. she decides this man must be stopped. i dont have any more ideas for that part so we're moving on. ren's game crashes at one point and martyn just cries. etho somehow manages to put himself into an etho hopper clock and bdubs is the one who has to figure out what to do with him. oh i forgot about bdubs— bdubs is sufferring and decides to make it cleo's problem. cleo suffers so much from this that she has to be swapped out with gem for a session, who is not sleep deprived, and is just incredibly confused

bonus: no caffiene or anything allowed. extra bonus: except for the boogeymen. they can have caffiene and stuff

This reads like some sort of phantom-centric apocalyptic fanfiction and I'm in love with it <3

#IT'S SO ?!?!? #WHOA. #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr #good idea

[fieriframes]

[THEN WHEN WE PULL IT OUT OF THE OVEN, WE'LL LET IT REST. EXACTLY. ALL RIGHT. WHOA. THAT IS MASSIVE. LOOK AT THAT. CAN I TRY A PIECE? OF COURSE.]

#s09e08 farm to table #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #the #oven #right #whoa. #piece #course

[waitingforminjae]

whoa.................

#<- me out loud just now #p: ji chang wook #WHOA.

[lovaboy]

omg. in two weeks i will be 28….

#whoa. #how’d my bday sneak up so fast #jess.txt

[young-royals-confessions]

people talk about Wilmon getting their happy ending and if Wilhelm will/should renounce his title when it comes to how they want season 3 to end.

Meanwhile all I want is for the screen to go dark, for us to think it's over, only for it to cut to Kristina (having a heart attack and) dying.

I like Kristina, I get her and where she's coming from, but that's my dream ending. I don't care about anything else.

I don't have to see it, it can be offscreen with a courtier yelling something and running, but I want the show to end on a giant cliffhanger with Kristina (about to be) dead.

#queen kristina #yr s3 #whoa. #character death #death

[contac]

#whoa. #vhs #gif #1984 #it's your move #couch wrasslin' #body slam

[pokemoncodex]

I CALLED HIM A PUSSY AND HE KISSED ME.

#WHOA.

[jikookspancakenation]

Pandemonium. #jimin @jonathanjacobs_, paris, 230120

#jimin #dior #video #jonathan jacobs #WHOA. #FOR REAL

[moecartoons]

Trademark is really nice dynamis lineart and pretty rendering on faces!!

Tysm!! 🥺 I really am so happy people like how I draw faces in general and I'm so flattered you call it rendering, I feel like I'm just slapping colors on 😭 But I do work so!! Ty!!!

OH AND OFC TY ABOUT MY LINEART, it's such a battle sometimes lmao

#Artist Trademark Ask #Like one time I was talking to my bff and was like #I'm letting or idk I can't call it lettering #And she was like #It Is Lettering. #And I was like. #Whoa. #UKNO?? KFJDHGKDFJGH

[wannabevampire]

hello! i can’t do this. <3

#allie speaks!!! <3 #good god #charlie cox #whoa.

[dindjarindiaries]

My jaw is still on the floor I can’t believe they let Pedro do that photo shoot helmetless

#whoa. #din djarin #pedro pascal #the mandalorian

[hoonclub]

#whoa.

[ethereal-maia]

oh my god. Say don’t go might actually be the song ever. Oh my god.

#whoa. #life changing right there. #1989 taylor's version #you kiss me and it stops time?? #I’m yours but you’re not mine??

[fieriframes]

[AND WE PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. ALL RIGHTY. WE JUST BRING IT OUT. HEAVY. WHOA. THOUGH ENUCLEARE ANIMUM NOSCIS AMICO. HOW MANY COME ON AN ORDER HERE? TWO. THERE'S OUR SWEET-AND-SOUR RAISIN SAUCE.]

#s11e09 from crepes to kreplach #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #though enucleare animum #all righty #order here #raisin sauce #oven #hour #heavy #whoa. #amico #two #sweet

[consolecadet]

It feels weird to recontextualize my childhood experiences of, say, summer camp, through the lens of already being disabled then and not knowing it, but not bad-weird.

I didn’t have a harder time with, eg., hiking than the other children because I was a horrible sedentary slug compared to them (which I believed I was, despite being continually pushed into various sports/athletic classes by my parents), I had a harder time because I was using a lot of energy trying to avoid spraining my ridiculously loose ankles or falling and spraining one of my equally loose wrists. There was something “wrong” with me making it harder, but it wasn’t a personal failing like I thought it was, it was just my damn genes

#until very recently I still thought of myself as having become disabled in my late teens when I herniated my first disc #but if I consider EDS a disability--which it absolutely is for me--then I've been disabled my whole life #whoa. #boring text posts #childhood #medical