Prompt 28
Jaskier is sure the last hurdle to winning Geralt's heart is to finally make Roach like him.
So he gives her apples and sugar cubes, and braids her hair, and cleans her hooves, and brushes her fur, and buys her new tack, and pets her every chance he gets, and he can tell that slowly but surely, she's starting to like him!
Now he just has to wait for Geralt to fall in love with him! Jaskier eliminated the one problem that Geralt would reasonably have with them getting together.
"If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!"
Ah.
Apparently there was... more wrong with Jaskier than he initially thought.
Roach meanwhile watches as the flowerman who gives her all the best treats walks past her sobbing. Where's Geralt??? Go fix the flowerman!
She waits a while but... Geralt isn't coming.
Geralt can handle himself. prettycolorflowerman cannot! He is stupid!!! So she follows him.
Geralt returns to what was their camp, already feeling like shit for blowing up at Jaskier, only to find that- What th- Did Jaskier steal his fucking horse!?
Jaskier is already a town or two away, and is done performing in exchange for a room, when he looks outside and sees Roach. Did Geralt come back for him!? He always hoped that- Oh.. No. He didn't. It's... just roach? Is he in trouble? No she's certainly in no hurry to leave. Perhaps she just wandered after him and needs to be told to go back to Geralt.
She's not moving-
Entice her with treats! Not working. Do the special little whistle Geralt does when he needs her! Not working. Shove her toward where she came from. Not working. Fuck! How is Jaskier going to give Roach back to Geralt without... Without seeing Geralt!?
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I think we both agree Geralt's brand of jealousy is very resigned and turned inward but I think it'd be really funny if Roach was the complete opposite and has no qualms about being a dick to ppl trying to put the moves on Jaskier
Like, Geralt will be watching some woman flirt with Jaskier in the marketplace and Roach will stomp in a puddle to splash her with dirty water or some dude will be offering Jaskier a drink outside some pub and Roach will cock her hind leg like she's about to kick him
Jaskier's simultaneously annoyed he's getting cockblocked by a horse but he also trusts Roach's judgment so if she acts up he turns down his potential partner in favor of hanging out with Geralt
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jaskier: animals have a sixth sense, right? like when cats hiss at walls, so you know there's a ghost there, or how dogs can just Tell when someone is evil...... horses must be able to do the same thing! roach is so helpful :) looking out for me, protecting me from murderers :)
roach: man, fuck that bard. he's not gettin ANY on my watch
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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! ❤
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This is the funniest fucking thing to me okay like HE ATE A MINOTAUR TWO EPISODES AGO but now we’re out here winghorsing his past endeavors.
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Day 15: Pet/Animal
Epona is the wingman or winghorse. Get it together Link!
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A fiery yellow winghorse for a recent 30 minute challenge. Anatomy aside, I'm pretty happy with the overall look of it.
I've got a couple projects in the work, but unfortunately it's the end of the semester. Truly the most wonderful time of the year :/
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HES LITERALLY A WINGHORSE. HE HELPING ME AND AUGUST. THATS MY DUDE RIGHT THERE XD
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Blog Tour - The Demon Lord of California by Jeanne Marcella
Blog Tour – The Demon Lord of California by Jeanne Marcella
Blog Tour, Character Profile & Giveaway:
The Demon Lord of California by Jeanne Marcella
Infinity 8, Book 1
How long will it take to fan the flames and enrage a phoenix? Start counting.
LGBT fantasy/paranormal fiction. Reverse portal fantasy. Stripped of his psychic powers, Calico Winghorse barely made it to 19th century Earth via his interdimensional portal. As a mixed-blood phoenix concealing…
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Blog Tour for The Demon Lord of California (Infinity 8 #1) by Jeanne Marcella
Blog Tour for The Demon Lord of California (Infinity 8 #1) by Jeanne Marcella
Buy Links: Amazon US | Amazon UK | Universal Link Length: 77,500 words Blurb
Earth, 1900.
Calico Winghorse has no choice but to flee to the plane of existence called Earth. His great grandfather, suffering from a terrible curse, strips him of his psychic abilities and nearly murders him.
As a mixed-blood phoenix concealing himself in human form, Calico first settles in England, then in…
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Release Blitz: The Demon Lord of California by Jeanne Marcella + Giveaway!
Release Blitz: The Demon Lord of California by Jeanne Marcella + Giveaway!
The Demon Lord of California by Jeanne Marcella
Earth, 1900.
Calico Winghorse has no choice but to flee to the plane of existence called Earth. His great grandfather, suffering from a terrible curse, strips him of his psychic abilities and nearly murders him.
As a mixed-blood phoenix concealing himself in human form, Calico first settles in England, then in the San Francisco Bay Area. In order…
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The Demon Lord of California by Jeanne Marcella
The Demon Lord of California by Jeanne Marcella
… … Buy Links: Amazon US | Amazon UK | Universal Link Length: 77,500 words …
Blurb
Earth, 1900.
Calico Winghorse has no choice but to flee to the plane of existence called Earth. His great grandfather, suffering from a terrible curse, strips him of his psychic abilities and nearly murders him.
As a mixed-blood phoenix concealing himself in human form, Calico first settles in England,…
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