#You know what I’m saying

[togrowoldinv]

Thinking about being married to Carol and being on her ship with her for prolonged amounts of time. Every time she gets back into the ship after investigating a threat she takes off her suit like this because she knows you’ll be waiting to see her and ease any worries and exhaustion she is facing 😌

#carol danvers #carol danvers x reader #you know what I’m saying #sweet sweet relief #with those sweet sweet back muscles #and abs #because jesus christ #captain marvel #thinking about her today

[dilfenthusiast]

Shrimp is such a good word to bastardize. No matter what letter you remove or change you still know what you’re trying to say. My favorite animal the shrimb. The shrip. The shimp. Yummy scrimps. Srimp 🌊🦐🌊 <- a scimp in its natural habitat.

#you know what I’m saying #scrimp is my fave #shrimp #shrimp posting

[homosexual-newsboy]

can I just say. Like. We should not be forced to go to assembly thingys at school

#School #assembly #heh #@harveydiedkinda #You know what I’m saying

[midnight-moth]

Rain ghoul enjoying one of 2-4 daily showers

#did Dew text him this with a <3 #yes #like that Reddit post #was it reddit I don’t know #you know what I’m saying #rain ghoul

[hecateisalesbian]

Son

#hamilton #you know what I’m saying

[bookofjudith]

Y’all know when longing for another person becomes like a physical sensation

#you know what I’m saying #like laying in bed and missing your partner so badly the empty space almost hurts! what the fuck. #lovesick

[fubukisimp]

how to fight/lookism would make such good mortal kombat/street fighter esc game

#i want homoerotic dialogue intros between Seongjun and 244 #tbh honest the stories themselves are practically written the same way with fight cutscene fight cutscene #you know what i’m saying #lookism #how to fight

[mylifeiscomics]

ehm… these flower aliens looking a bit like… 👀😬

#heh heh #you know what I’m saying #sixth doctor #classic who #the trial of a time lord #doctor who

[confused-book-noises]

Short people problem: being strangled/ throat being slit by your seatbelt

#short #short people things #short people problems #short people unite #you know what i’m saying #it’s the worst #I always have a red line on my neck #random #short people

[izzybot-3000]

I love men in fancy suitz and act like: “Heyyy bbg” but in reality they’re just silly lil guyz

#YES i am looking at you stromboli-muncher #you know what I’m saying #izzy.txt

[ckygetsjobs]

even though I’m like “oh I want dico to like me so bad” imagine him hating you so fucking much. Like he just fucking despises you but he’s so obsessed. Like the song hatef—k. one day he just gets so fucking pissed he just shoves you against the wall and kisses you until you’re out of breath and so confused you don’t even resister he got you… like another one of his games

#like he likes that he hates you… #You know what I’m saying #GOD MY THOUGHTS #Really wanna write this but I wouldn’t be able to do it justice #but like… #oh yeah dico liking you and caring about you is lovely I admit that but have you had him hate you so much it fuels him #jackass #viva la bam #cky #brandon dicamillo #dico

[girl-hwat]

i love being a girl

like we have the same special interest, and i hope you love that part like i love that part of course thank you you’re so sweet—

stop, i’m already kicking my feet, giggling, and twirling my hair

#and of course #this is about doctor who #but also other situation that just #make me sigh dreamily #*girls* #*women* #you know what i’m saying

[classical-vanity]

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#got my hair done today #(curtain bangs layers and a darker shade of brown) #i think it looks good and fits my face well #however I’m feeling kinda bad about my looks lately #this didn’t really help lol #because it kinda feels like no matter how much effort I will put in my appearance #i find it hard to believe I will ever be genuinely content with how I look #and it’s depressing to think about #i wish i was prettier #saw a girl on tik tok the other day and she was saying similar things #she was also crying and I found it to be very heartbreaking because she was so cute #but I guess the same applies to me too #god makes no mistakes etc etc #it’s just hard to accept when it’s about me #you know what i’m saying #this is superficial but oh well #rant over #tbd later

[stansirlewis]

they can change results & give out severe penalties AFTER THE RACE when it’s convenient to them huh! Track limits are far way more important than a race manipulation and brakechecking a rival. The most inconsistent manipulative fraudulent governing body of a sport to ever exist.

#you know what i’m saying #f1 #formula 1 #FiA #idc how long has it been since THAT happened #max deserved a disqualification for brakechecking lewis in Saudi Arabia gp #and ofc let’s not even start on Abu Dhabi 2021 #fuck this sport.

[yourmomxx]

no because I love Jack Kline so much he’s my baby

#you know what I’m saying #jack kline #cw supernatural #supernatural shitpost

[empress-leo]

Something that always kinda gets on my nerves is just how narrow people’s mind is when it comes to Athena’s interests.

Oh she’s the goddess of warfare and strategy? Must be playing chess then. Like, no, she’s gonna be playing shit like kriegsspiel, a complex Prussian war game that simulates actual warfare. Of course she’d absolutely kill at chess, but like, what’s she gonna be into more? A board game or a wargame.

#on a side note #I discovered a book called little wars #which she absolutely would have read #it’s got the best title #Little wars: a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty #and for that more intelligent kind of girl who likes boy’s games and books #she totally would have read that book #you know what I’m saying #Athena #goddess #Greek gods #war gods #she would totally play with ares and Nike #and slay each time #greek myth #mythology #classical mythology #correct greek gods #kriegsspiel #games