#a man who drinks tea

[midnightcrows]

His nose was broken, and his lips and chin were wet with gore. There was blood in his eyes and under his hair, and his expression was one of cold and perfect murder. It was as though losing the rapier had snapped some invisible shackle. He didn't even look angry; he looked like an ending given human form.

#I know the expression is angry but let’s pretend this is taking some of the coming off the coffin like the emperors wrath energy #after doing 4 of these I actually got to thinking about Hey what was Nonius like as a person I wonder #and now I need to do a nice normal piece of him like drinking tea or smth #who’s the man behind the myth like #did he have hobbies #did he ever have a collection of objects or plants #matthias nonius #fanart #harrow the ninth spoilers #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #my art #tlt #tlt fanart #harrow the ninth fanart #cw blood #the locked tomb spoilers

[brujahinaskirt]

arthur morgan hears a soggy little queen shriek for help and comes barreling through the wilderness guns out snorting like a bull moose i love it

#arthur morgan #algernon wasp #albert mason #josiah trelawny #charles chatenay #A DELICATE MAN NEEDS RESCUING OUTTA THE DAMN WAY #no fr i love that he genuinely enjoys the company of people who are unlike himself rather than scorning “urbane” men #arthur likes drinking tea with late 19th dandies and i love that for them #meeting algie by saving him from dying of rogue nut consumption really was peak morgan hours #albert my meowmeow king you're still no. 1 #i'll do a serious meta post about this at some point

[moonsaver]

I need to chew on sunday

#moonink #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr sunday #sunday hsr #honkai star rail sunday #him qnd his wings #prettiest boy #sparkly eyes #golden crunchy halo #probably tastes good too #maybe like.. mango candy #or like those really expensive raspberry candies #or like those ljttle lemon slice candies #my baby my baby youre my baby say it to me #oooohh baby my baby tell your baby that im your baby #my losing dog #my one card that i cant use #the man who's woman drinks tea in the night #he listens to mitski i swear he does

[mach1ne-g1rl]

i think theyre siblings

#buzzer wrong answer sound effect) #sun.art #michael distortion #annabelle cane #character tagging this (shudders) (gets scared) (deletes tumblr accou #too scared to tag tma so i wont smiles #know that one doorkeay fic where michael and annabelle are like feral siblings who drink tea n try to kill each other? yeah #sad girl (right) and silly man (left)

[siiversans]

good morning guys gink is apparently canon in underverse

#im sorry to the people who's seen me post about this everywhere it just keeps making me laugh #SOMEOENE REMEMBERED ME MAKING INK ABANDON HIS BOUE VIAL IN CUTLERY TOO....... #im so honored that someone remembers details of my works but that is also the funniest fucking thing i have ever read in my life #if gin was in underverse he wouldnt show up at all (which he already doesnt) #cuz hes a lame boring little japanese man drinking tea and playing games at home #if gin was more popular back then he wouldve definitely shown up in the omega timeline shot tho 😂 #underverse #NOT hnme

[slmcreative]

About time I drew him. 

#thomas shelby #tommy shelby #peaky blinders #he's a man who drinks tea (tm) #digital art #BIG thank you to Erin for helping me with the BG #halfbody

[caterpillarinacave]

sometime's I sit and think about how interesting an AU where the curious cat was after Roman instead could be, but then I remember that Roman would just. not.

#it would require a) listening skills and b) talking to the cat #that man his been in survival mode since he was four you think he's gonna stay in the same room as a creepy cat for more than thirty second #CC: “I can make your life wor- wait where'd he go.” #caterpillars dream sequence doesn't work Roman forgot what he looked like as a child #Young Roman: “Look we can forget all about remnent! It would be safe here-” #Roman: “who are you???" #Young Roman: #Young Roman: just drink the tea #Roman: I don't accept food from strang- #The tree itself giving up at that moment: oh FOR FUCKS- #actually I rotate this au in my head constantly #if I had energy I would write like a forty chapter fic about it #I have actually worked out all the kinks it would be very angsty it would be amazing I would have no idea how to end it

[todayisafridaynight]

one day ill stop treating aoki like he was a guy i personally knew that died but todays not that day

#snap chats #if aoki WAS an actual guy i wouldve clicked my heels at his death but no he's a funny fictional guy so im allowed to be dramatic #feels like the first week after i saw aoki die in y7 like Man.. except now there's rage .... ok even more rage who am i kidding-- #IW just reopened the wounds i think JVLAKVJEALKV #reopened the wounds and put vinegar and salt in them but anyway. before i start that rant again. #when is ebay gonna start selling the funeral merch no one knows how bad i need the aoki one at this point #i was watching a y7 randomizer and </3 i started cackling cause aoki behaves the same #I.E. he has to be the last enemy standing before the fight ends AND he still summons enemies #so im just watching this poor guy realize this and then become horrified as aoki summons Another Aoki #and THAT ONE starts summoning more units and 💀 STOP HIM #then yk the stream ended but it was still playing the last bits of aoki's theme and. :miku: #god his boss theme is still so good i could cry thinking of it ..... his and tendos are such phenomenal tracks to end the game with #aoki you still suck but i didnt cherish you enough somehow im not sorry and you deserve to be dead but i also miss you #i should replay y7 .... sorry im mental... #liking aoki while knowing he sucks is so fun because i flip flop with saying i love him but also stressing he sucks #i need everyone to know he's not likable and shouldn't be liked but i had a tohru adachi phase in high school so im already a lost cause #ok bye im gonna drink a pot of tea and question where i went wrong as an individual

[hanakihan]

lmao the mental image of AB!Jinchul and SM!Jinwoo deciding to have a casual sparring match only for it to turn into that Tohru vs Kanna levels of fight playing session that bystanders are straight up terrified while completely amused and casual Gunhee us like ‘ah I see youths are having fun again’ and someone on background ‘sir that’s not ‘having fun’ that’s a land destruction—‘

#solo leveling #woo jin chul #sung jin woo #tfw a god and a strongest monarch who also happen to be your right hand man and strongest S rank hunter have a friendly sparring match #that also turned into a massive land destruction #gunhee drinking tea unbothered by destruction on background be like ‘aw they’re having fun!’ #I find it hilarious that a literal god and bringer of death listen only to gunhee and kyung-hye #tbf that’s probably the only solid way for them to unwind and release pressure #it’s like a therapy for them #on side note they always tie #there’s a grand fight going on then kyung-hye says dinner is ready and they instantly stop lmao

[luderailing]

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#hetalia #art #my art #aph denmark #guess who went….skiing last weekend! #meant to actually draw this then #but ngl #always feel like an old man after I ski haha #all my joints go to dust #so I just laid in bed drinking hot tea and thinking about my plants I didn’t water #oh shit #I didn’t water my plants.. #uhm. anyway #I was going to originally draw all the nordics but I was cut short of time due to paranormal activity in my house

[novuit]

There are so many different flavours of Arthurs in my mind but I’m addicted to drawing one flavour of Arthur

#rambles #hetalia #I've always wanted to draw Arthur how sunnylolli portrays him #<-- #I don't know how to describe him but he radiates so much joy and comfort and spiritually he's me #but I also want to draw him as a grumpy old man #Or draw him as a retired man who just wants to live a solitary life and sit in his garden drinking tea in his victorian country house #but I also want to draw him as a really toxic man that works in a high position at a successful multi-billion dollar company #but also prettify him and make him all young and petit and dress him in pretty dresses #and other times I want to draw him as a really creepy bloodthirsty and/or lustful man #or draw him as the main character of every horror/giallo film and tear him apart limb to limb #or draw him as a cornish man #ARGHHHHH there's so many Arthurs I wish I could draw #I mean I COULD draw ALL Arthur flavours but that's going to to take a decade or two off my lifespan #edit: he'd also be your typical british mum #the list could go on

[milksnake-tea]

do ygs think dan heng has prison buddies

#thinking out loud 🏵️ #honkai star rail #stupid thoughts at 10 pm once again #probably not likely but itd be funny as hell #like imagine hes out trailblazing and the gangs finds this rugged looking dude who could probably fold all of them in half w his pinkie #and theyre all terrified for their lives but then the guy sees dh and is like #oml if it aint the dragon man himself #and dan heng is just like #oh hey #and they catch up over idk tea what does dan heng drink again

[earl-grey-love]

I think at the core with my two romantics is I just want to drink tea and gossip with them. Forever.

#and Luci who I want to drink coffee and complain with #the old man club #I bet both Barbs and Mephisto know like #absolutely jaw dropping scalding hot tea #however Barbs is less likely to share it #probably if prompted correctly Mephisto would spill for like six hours straight #and everything he says would be true too cus of his like journalist integrity or whatever #ship: newspaper club #ship: anything for you dear #friends: luci #sunny speaks

[sludgeguzzler]

Saw one (1) picture and it ruined my whole day. Fuck me man

#talk #going through breakups is hard man what the fuck #its been a month and im still so not over it. wwhhwhhwhwhhwhw #sorry this is depressing but i had to post about it at least once alright #it was ten months! they were so good but its over now #and its already been a month since then and im still *like this* ugh #augh!!!! #fuck it all im gonna drink a massive cup of tea and. i dunno man. play a videogame or something. ots 2am but who cares who cares

[silouvertongues]

i just had the most delulu dream I've ever had about a celebrity i feel ill its never been this bad in all my years of being brainrotten

#tweeted this alr but i need to put it here too like ... #usually I'll be hanging out with louis like drinking tea or something fhdjejfif #this one time louis and troye were besties and louis had like a stroller and they were like walking around and then they sat down to #have food and lewis capaldi joined them fjeididkfkfjshe #i had this really silly zouis dream a few tears ago #idk troye and louis used to show up in my dreams all the time before but its been a While #recently ive had like . silly dreams about other celebrities BUT THIS ONE FJDKWKTJFJD #calum hood . u make me Insane #it was so y/n vibes and ive been awake for so long and im like stilling Feeling it my tummy feels funny this is ISNSKWJRJJ what the hell 😭 #this is an insane thing to feel for a Man who is a Celebrity

[benicebefunny]

As someone born in Illinois, Beard being from Peoria just makes sense.

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #this is a man who drinks spiked tea because he misses the taste of pesticides #this is a guy who loves david mamet while applauding himself for not saying the n-word around children #this is somebody who thinks his car radio presets make him an intellectual #this was the smartest kid in every classroom he walked into - in a racially segregated school district #this is a grown adult unable to cope with a Brown person being his intellectual equal - much less a genius #and tbh i think that's what actual chicagoan brendan hunt intended when he made beard from central illinois #i'm not #anti-coach beard #he is