#abschaumno1

[peridotglimmer]

For the there was only one bed prompts: 13 for False and Cleo?

schaumi you have blessed me with this prompt, i love it so much. this uh turned out a lot longer than expected. count on me to suddenly write 1K of fluff. have some fluff featuring a pining idiot cleo. content warning for alcohol consumption. rated t due to cleo's vocabulary.

"I can take the floor?" "No it's alright, besides it's big enough for the both of us."

Suite Night

"Ugh." Cleo sighed, following False into the hotel suite. "I love X, but next time he and Keralis fall ill he can get someone else to fill in for him." She dropped her suitcase near the door. There was probably a stand somewhere, the hotel had four stars after all, but she couldn't be bothered. False chuckled.

"It's not that bad. The representatives weren't too bad this year!" She stretched, and her powder blue dress shirt came free from the waistband of her skirt, exposing the slightest strip of her bare abdomen. Cleo raised an eyebrow.

"We're we talking to the same idiots?" They walked up to False and pressed the back of their hand to the other woman's forehead. "You haven't got a fever, so you're not delirious. I counted three separate comments on your breasts, one on my arse, four zombie racists, and I stopped tallying the amount of times I got misgendered after seven." False's shoulders and face dropped, and Cleo immediately felt like biting her own tongue off.

"I really am sorry about that, Cleo. The sponsors, they're old money. Stuck in their ways."

"Even super glue has a solvent," Cleo muttered. They sighed. "Thank you for correcting them when I got tired of it, I do appreciate it." Smiling, False replied: "You're welcome."

"Well then." Cleo awkwardly cleared her throat. "I'm about ready to tear this penguin suit off and sleep for twelve glorious, uninterrupted hours before this circus starts all over again."

"Hm, I could go for a shower before bed." False was already digging through her duffel bag and retrieving various items.

"You do that; I'll order us something to drink and to snack on and pick a bed." Cleo grinned, already on their way to the phone.

"I'll take an ice cold white wine," False decided. "I won't be long." Cleo nodded, and False disappeared into the bathroom. It was a decently large suite, with a seating area with a tv and a dining table with room for two. The entire hotel was booked, with all servers looking to find sponsors for the new season. Xisuma had gotten lucky when he booked that there was a suite available at all.

The receptionist had a pleasant voice and took Cleo's order of a chilled bottle of white and a variety of charcuterie, put it on Mr Void's invoice. If Cleo was stuck here playing lust object for old white men, she was at least getting some decadent snacks out of it. The kitchen informed her they would bring it up to them within fifteen minutes, which would be just long enough for Cleo to choose the bed they wanted. Grabbing their suitcase, they walked over to the ensuite.

"Oh crap."

There was only one, king-sized bed.

Fuck! Xisuma had booked the room for himself and Keralis, of course they wouldn't want separate beds! No-one had thought of that when she and False had rushed to the event in their place this morning. Now what?

Cleo wasn't sure how long she had been standing in the doorway, but suddenly she heard False's voice behind her: "Claimed the nicest bed for yourself yet?"

"Uh. About that." Cleo stepped aside, trying not to stare at False as she entered the room clad only in an oversized tee.

"Oh." False bit her lip. "Guess this was booked for our lovebirds, huh?" She walked up to the bed and picked a rose petal off of the sheets.

"Yeah, but it's fine. I can sleep on the floor!" Cleo blurted out. They ran a hand through their hair. "I'm sure I can ask for a cot or an extra mattress or something. It's fine!" Her voice had gone up an entire octave as she spoke.

"Don't be ridiculous, Cleo." False turned to face her. "It's more than big enough for the both of us. I don't mind sharing." Suddenly, her voice got quieter. "... unless you do? Mind?"

"No, not at all!" Cleo really needed to get their volume and pitch under control. "We can-- yeah, we can share!" False yawned.

"Great. Then I vote for wine in bed, because I'm going to have to wear heels for at least five hours tomorrow as well as dance in them, and I want to get my feet up for as long as I possibly can in advance." A knock sounded at the door. Room service! "I'll go get the door so you can change. Just yell when you're ready, yeah?" Cleo nodded wordlessly.

As Cleo opened their suitcase, they cursed quietly. Out of all things she could have grabbed to wear to bed, why did it have to be an old tee and baggy shorts? She had blindly taken some things from her wardrobe this morning, and this is what she had ended up with. At least there weren't any holes in them, they supposed. Cleo quickly took off her suit and changed into her nightclothes. She replaced the bandage on her bite with a fresh clean one, and pulled her hair into a ponytail.

"Ready!" they yelled into the general direction of False when they had shoved their suitcase under the bed and had gathered the rose petals into a small pile on one of the nightstands. The blonde quickly reappeared in the bedroom, carefully carrying a tray with Cleo's order on it.

"Great choices," False commented as she placed the tray on the foot of the bed. "This looks amazing. Got a preference for a side?" She motioned at the bed.

"I prefer to be furthest from the windows," Cleo admitted. "Sunlight's not deadly, but it's not comfortable either."

"You got it!" False elegantly climbed into the far side of the bed, taking care not to kick their wine or snacks. Once Cleo had gotten in on the other side, False admitted: "I do feel bad for Xisuma and Keralis. This was supposed to be their date night, I guess."

"We'll have to make sure we enjoy it on their behalf then," Cleo replied without thinking. When they realised what they had just said, they stammered: "I mean, uh..." False smiled and handed her a glass of wine.

"I think I get what you mean. Cheers." As their glasses touched, False pressed a kiss to Cleo's cheek. "Out of all the Hermits I could be sharing a bed with right now, I'm happy it's you."

"Yeah..." Cleo fell quiet and quickly took a sip of their wine. False grabbed the remote control from her nightstand.

"Wanna watch some bad late-night TV?" Cleo breathed a sigh of relief.

"Sounds good to me." False smiled, and Cleo had to remind herself to breathe. As the noise of some random talkshow filled the room, False shifted closer to her so she could grab a piece of cheese. Their thighs touched, sending electricity down Cleo's spine. They tried to stay calm as False nestled herself against their side, her head resting against their chest. If she noticed how fast Cleo's heart was beating, she didn't say a thing.

"Glad it's you," False repeated, already beginning to sound sleepy.

"Me too," Cleo replied this time. "Me too."

#belle answers questions #belle writes #hermitcraft fanfiction #hermitshipping #falsesymmetry #zombiecleo #false/cleo #abschaumno1

[whatsaboomlakalaka]

🎀 and 💌 for the fic writer asks?

🎀give yourself a compliment about your own writing

i think i really nail getting into a character's mind, but also being a pretty omnipresent narrator. i will cut you deep but i will do it to everyone, i promise

💌share something with us about an up-and-coming work (WIP) that has you excited!

omg omg omg this is the best one you could have asked my friend and i could go on for HOURS i'm currently working on a hockey rpf fic (series? there's more planned that won't fit into the og fic lol) that asks "what if there were more tkachuk siblings". basically i thought too hard about matthew tkachuk being an eldest sibling and then also thought about bridgerton and decided i should make a load of ocs and make matthew the eldest of eight and i love every single one of them. and if anyone wants to ask me about the bridgerchuks please do!! i will answer anything!! (also yes it is mattdrai but that's,,, very much NOT the point of the fic. at least not the initial one. part two will probably be him first meeting the entire fam tho lol)

thanks for playing!!!!

✨ fic writers asks meme ✨

#abschaumno1 #ask and you shall receive #ask meme #bridgerchuks #i should start tagging stuff for them tbh

[okaihauexpress]

10, 16 and 17 for AO3 wrapped? <3

ao3 wrapped [writers edition]

10. What work was the quickest to write?

Probably "Premier", which makes sense because it's only 629 words long. It was just something silly inspired by the fact that Ben didn't do up his top button for the New Zealand premier. Bastard.

16. What's your most common "Additional Tags" tag?

I mean, ignoring things like "One Shot" and "Short One Shot" - it is surprisingly "Fluff". I know this seems out of character, and believe me it is! But sometimes you start an ao3 fandom and you have to write all the fluff.

17. Your favourite character to write this year?

Honestly probably Brian. He's just so sassy and funny. I love him.

#abschaumno1 #thank you for the ask <3

[lotlinabucket]

In Paris is still my fav fic of yours. I still can't believe you left us like that 😭 (no hard feelings. You gotta do what you gotta do <3)

oh boy, i can't believe i left it like that either...

#aka: i am currently doing sprints and writing the next chapter #i'm 5k into it :3 #abschaumno1

[bonesbuckleup]

3 and 29 for the weird writer asks?

3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?

I have a standing desk with a treadmill and I've reached a point where walking is my preferred state for fiction writing 💀

29. Where do you draw your inspiration? What do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?

I have no idea where the inspiration comes from. Just...thinking about stuff. But! You can find it literally anywhere. Here are a few of my favorite idea-generation sources:

Reading the kind of thing you want to write (ie, want to write a book? read books! want to write poems? read poems! want to write short stories? read short stories? want t write fic? read fic!)

Movies/TV shows/etc etc

Eavesdropping on conversations in public (a fun game is to sit down in a coffee place or bus or other public area, write down a list of things you've overheard, then use that as a line of dialogue to generate a scene)

Going back and re-reading ideas docs/snips/unfinished/abandoned WIPs

Listening to podcasts that are either A. interviews with writers or other creatives or B. radio dramas (ie, Bridgewater, wtnv, Wolf 359 kind of things)

Sometimes when you don't feel inspired, I think it's 'cause you've let your well run dry. You gotta refill your brain with stuff if you want it to be useful.

#abschaumno1 #mail #pandering for asks #weird writing questions meme #writing

[justletmeplayminecraft]

5 and 17 for ao3 wrapped?

5. What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?

creature of the lake! I was hoping it would get a bit of attention from the amount of work I put into it, but it got so much more than I expected! I got fanart, I got asks saying how much they enjoyed it (I still have one in my inbox.) It was such a positive reception and it meant a lot.

17. Your favorite character to write this year?

I think I wrote a pretty wide variety, but I'd have to say my favourite was Bdubs. He has a very loud personality that was tricky to get right, but also a lot of fun when I got into a rhythm. Additionally, I got to deal with him in a lot of depth (creature of the lake versus yet never a key) and that's always a good time!

ask meme is here!

#ask meme #ask #abschaumno1 #trying to get the tracking data off the tumblr links on my phone... a nightmare

[artielotl]

🐱🐼🌗

Send me things <3

🐱 Who was your first hermit?

Grian, which I'm sure is a super unique and cool answer. I watched Scott & he always uploaded Third Life on Wednesday rather than Tuesday, so I got bored of waiting and decided to watch Grian too. Then Grian posted this thing called "Season 7 Hermitcraft Finale" and I told myself I'd binge it once Third Life ended. I watched it all in 3 days.

🐼 Who is one hermit you haven't watched yet but want to?

Possibly Cleo? She does magic with armour stands! But also I'm watching so many people already (I saw Max answer this earlier & I'm not watching as many as them but STILL)

🌗 Do you have a favourite quote/favourite quotes?

A toss up between Mumbo's "Why cobble here?" and the Mumbo & Grian S8 interaction where sleep deprived Mumbo is being trolled by invisible Grian

#abschaumno1

[sweetlittlevampire]

2, 3, 4 for the fic writer asks?

2. Do you read/reread your own fics?

I do, actually, and then cringe every time I find a typo. XD

3. What’s your favorite fic that you’ve written?

Heart of Glass. Hands down. It's not perfect, but it's the most self-indulgent thing I've ever written, and I've written it for myself, first and foremost.

4. How many WIPs do you have right now?

Exactly one, if you consider written fic. If you count in podfics, then two and a half, but I rarely have more than one fic WIP going at a time. Which is quite astonishing if you know me as a person.

Thank you for asking!

I’m Bored and Anxious So I Slapped Together a List of Fan Fic Writer Asks

#abschaumno1 #Ask Meme #Friends #Reply

[skellingcrow]

@abschaumno1 replied to your post “On the verge of pressing send on my first round of...”aaah good luck you can do it! I believe in you! <333

Thank you dear! :D <3 Already got the automated email! 

#replies #abschaumno1

[zedif-y]

Summary:

Everything hurts. Memories come back in flashes, less images and more physical sensations– rough hands trailing down his sides, nails raking across flesh. The sharp burn of alcohol. The cold weight of a missing presence, a lonely house. The thrill in every ping! of his phone. A text saying, “I’ll be back before you know it!” (Seriously, what the hell did he do?)

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Wrote a tangzed thing for @abschaumno1 for the HSBB Swap! :]

Please check the tags before reading!

#tangotek #tango tek #zedaphplays #zedaph plays #hermitcraft #hermitship #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr #hermitblr #mcytblr #mcyt #tangzed #zedango #ryan's writing #hsbb swap

[peridotglimmer]

🥭 and 🍈for the fruit asks? 👀

So this didn't show up in my inbox until now 🤦🏼‍♀️

I already did 🥭 here!

Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

Oh man, right now the strongest brainrot is definitely all about Addison Montgomery from Grey's Anatomy. (Honourable mentions go to Diana Burnwood from Hitman and FalseSymmetry from Hermitcraft)

My main headcanon for her is that she was severely depressed in S2-3 and masking INCREDIBLY well. She's lost everyone and everything in her life, she's living in a hotel, and multiple men use her, and she's just happy and smiling and friendly? Yeah right.

I think she's desperate for love. She's not just touch-starved or affection-starved, no, she's love-starved. And that is what made her cheat on Derek, it was an act of pure desperation. She's terrified of not being seen, of being discarded, because it's happened too often in her life.

She only knows one way to love, and it's with her entire soul. That means she ends up heartbroken a lot, but she just can't help it.

For less heavy headcanons: she doesn't need her doctor's income so she donates over half of it to charities like Planned Parenthood, she'd love to ride a motorcycle but she's seen too many horrific crash victims that she doesn't dare to, her favourite food is cherry pie, and her guilty pleasures are trashy romance novels and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

#belle answers questions #abschaumno1

[personalzombie-tv]

My art half of the SMP Shippers Bang! it was done two weeks ago and i Forgot to post it haha woops.

I was partnered with @abschaumno1 for their fic which I don't think has been posted yet? I'll add the link in an edit when i get it!

#mcyt #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #poly zit #solidango #tango's introducing jimmy to the polycule #it's very cute

[frostnova321]

tagged by @vibrantlypastel ty for the tag pookie :3

Rules: Tag 10 or more people you want to get to know better. (dunno if i have that many friends we’ll see!)

Relationship Status: single 😔, want one but more like the idea of one rather than an actual relationship

Fav Color: yknow when you look up into the night sky and stargaze? that

Song Stuck In My Head: Want It Here by Xenia Pax (GOES SO HARDDD)

Fav Food: SUSHI‼️ fucking love raw fish man. AUGH though i could really go for some pesto right abt now

Last Song I Listened To: Shove It (feat. Spank Rock) by Santigold

Dream Trip: I’d love to get to Japan eventually, but rn some wildflower field in Germany surrounded by the Alps sounds really fuckin appealing

Last Show/Movie: not entirely certain but im pretty sure it was Apothecary Diaries!!! fantastic anime totally recommend it

Sweet/Spicy/Savory?: huuuge sweet tooth- gimme something cocolate any day fr

Last Thing I Googled: “dead punctuation” was looking up old punctuation marks after i saw an interesting tiktok about it lol

tagging: @heyhelloitsmilo @dazesanddoodles @abschaumno1 @lobo-and-steam @skallyeen @yensimp @zalcagon love u pookies :) (dont have to if u dont want to no pressure!!!)

#this was fun! #been a while since ive done one of these :0 #frost rambles #frost talkin #frosts friends :) #tag game

[bluiex]

Hey bluie, been a long time since i sent you an ask, here's a fic rec:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48476815

A Lot To Catch Up On

by: AbschaumNo1

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-pumpkin anon 🎃

YOO PUMPKIN ANON WELCOME BACK!

EPIC FIC REC!! THANK YOU!

#bluie gets an ask poggers #fanfic recs

[artielotl]

favourite first listens of 2022

thank you to the wonderful @mountaincryptid for tagging me! and first of all, i’d like to apologise to everyone. i know most of these songs did not come out in 2022. i have simply lived under a rock my entire life.

of course we have a couple of eurovision songs. hold me closer, space man and ay mama (which is technically benidorm fest, but sue me!). honestly, eurovision this year was one of the best, so many fantastic songs!!

then we have some pop songs: happy ending, you’re on your own kid, jet lag and aye. yes, the eurovision interval this year was the first time i’d ever heard happy ending. i’m sorry, okay??? no prizes for guessing why there’s a song called jet lag on here.

and lastly, the classics that i really shouldn’t have listened to for the first time in 2022. the entire jagged little pill album, american pie and the flood. would you believe me if i said that i discovered one of these because of a minecraft youtuber, and another because of a group of american’s running across the country to claim the most states? i hope you would, because that’s the truth.

and if you want to do it... i’m tagging @birdsong-18, @autumnwaste, @srijellyfishtempura, @winterwhipbird, @soupblogger, @f4rlands, @flightlessraven, @arcardia, @finn-the-waffle, @abschaumno1, @breamo, @astronaut-fiction, @dontrollthedicesideblog

and if you haven’t been tagged and want to do it - then i tag you too <3

[whatsaboomlakalaka]

For the WIP Guessing Game: "nothing"

“Of course,” Casey concedes, “I expect nothing less.”

#abschaumno1 #ask and you shall receive