Tiansheng (Animal Crossing): Hey Dasheng, I know how much that you're my favorite classmate to have around the temple so let this talk of ours be short and sweet. There has been strange things going on and I want to know of what's going on with the blessing and all tha-
Sun Wukong (New Gods Nezha Reborn): Sunset! Don't shapeshift into your elder classmate just so you can have more peaches!
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Reborn): *shapeshifts back into his original form* Worth a shot.
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Reborn): *gets smacked by a living plant* Ow!
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Reborn): *gets smacked again* HEY!
Mayuko (Iyashite Agerun Saiyuuki): Rough. Cough. Though. Through. Why don't these words rhyme?
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Reborn): THIS HAS MADE ME ANGRY MY ENTIRE LIFE!
Sun Wukong (New Gods Nezha Reborn): "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."
Tiansheng (Animal Crossing): HOLY FUCK! WHY?!
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Hero Is Back): ENGLISH, YOU'RE DRUNK! GO HOME!